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A Plea to Female Customers: Stay home - Mind of a Man

2013-08-22T08:56:00.000-07:00

"To the strippers, all men look the same. We look like Lincoln, Hamilton, Jackson, Franklin." -- John DeVore

Where was I going with this? Strip clubs love female customers because woman can't go anywhere alone. That equals more drinks while the guy are off buying lap dances.

Customers can also fantasize about clothed women that walk into strip clubs and sometimes even chat them up.

But on to the real story, why men love strippers.

It may or may not be what you think. The article seems to contradict itself in saying that men revel in rejecting hot women, to an inherent need to be endlessly teased.

Money seems to be a factor because if you don't have any, it's easy to be selective in who you turn away. If you have too much money the tease can perpetuate for years on end...

Mind of a Man: Why We Love Strippers

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Andy Levy apologizes to Chris Brown and his fans

2011-08-22T15:57:00.000-07:00

Follow Andy Levy on Twitter: @AndyLevy

He's a great writer and his tweets are really funny.

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A Stripper's Day at the Office

2011-08-22T15:52:00.000-07:00

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Ask a Stripper Poll - Stage tips or VIP?

2011-06-07T16:38:00.001-07:00

Ask a Stripper on Facebook

2010-12-08T11:42:00.000-08:00

Finally I'm on Facebook!

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Far East Movement - Like a G6

2010-10-21T13:03:00.001-07:00

This song is a year old. I'm not sure why it took so long to get so popular but it's really big up in these parts. ;)

Stripper Music

2010-10-10T13:18:00.000-07:00

List some of your favorite songs to dance to in the comments!

Far East Movement - Like a G6

Lady Ga Ga - Alejandro

Britney Spears - Telephone

Kid Cudi - Day and Night | Go Periscope - Crush Me

(List will be updated soon...)

Pole dance classes by state

2010-09-10T16:49:00.000-07:00

If you teach pole dancing lessons (You Tube videos count) or know someone who does send me an email or leave a comment to this post:

Pole Dance Lessons

Stripper Shoes of the week #4

2010-08-27T19:02:00.000-07:00

The Planters! ;)

I saw this in an ad for Ready Made. Fuckin' awesome.

Great photo:

GiddySpinster Etsy page.

Strippers dance outside of church in protest reversal

2010-08-09T10:58:00.000-07:00

Oh snap!

For four years a church in Ohio has been protesting in front of a strip club on the weekends.

Now the dancers are having BBQ's in bikinis in front of their church!

Go Foxhole!

Any dancers in Ohio or close by? I'll bet these ladies could use some company and support from other strippers.

Read the article:

Churchgoers, strippers protest one another in Coshocton county

The Dancer

2010-08-07T10:16:00.000-07:00

Ann Taylor Bling

2010-06-09T13:32:00.000-07:00

Never have I set foot in Ann Taylor but had to go see this luscious costume jewelry!

Not bad they're getting all stripper'esque with the Swarovski!

Lady Gaga - Alejandro

2010-06-09T00:04:00.000-07:00

I'm already tired of the song but it's about time.

Lady GaGa - Alejandro

2010-06-03T12:30:00.000-07:00

Yes. No. Maybe. What do you think?

It's just a teaser - kinda like me.

Lady Gaga: "Stripping gave me personal freedom"

2010-05-18T12:23:00.000-07:00

We know!!

http://www.glamourvanity.com/celebrities/lady-gaga-stripping-gave-me-personal-freedom/

Britney Spears - Telephone

2010-05-18T12:20:00.000-07:00

Who sounds better? Lady Gaga or Miss B?

Smacked in the face with a sizzling steak - WTF?!

2010-04-26T00:14:00.000-07:00

Strippers are Flocking to Matthew Blit for Sexual Harassment Lawsuits

Yeah I like the "married daddy" comment in the URL below.

Want to read about the steak? Click the link.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/04/25/2010-04-25_strippers_are_flocking_to_this_married_daddy.html#ixzz0mBiusfxB

America's 5 Most Notorious Strip Clubs

2010-04-22T13:09:00.000-07:00

America's 5 Most Notorious Strip Clubs

Honey's is not a Seattle strip club but I think it makes the grade.

There are some other clubs I think should be added as some I'd never heard of.

Ask a Stripper Forum

2010-04-22T11:55:00.000-07:00

Yay for stripper forums! ;) All are welcome. Post pics, create groups, add videos and blog posts.

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Skinvestigation: Detective gets 130 lap dances, makes no arrests

2010-03-05T14:19:00.000-08:00

http://www.seattlepi.com/local/416240_RICKS04.html

I sure hope this detective is just bad at math, and not pocketing the other $109.00.

I'm sure their books are 100% accurate. Am I right?

Now if federal agents would spend taxpayer money like this in all U.S. strip clubs we could start paying down that deficit.

Oh wait that WAS the money to go towards the deficit. Never mind.

At least the money didn't ship some poor kid to Iraq or bailout a soulless banker.

Kid Cudi w/Go Periscope

2010-01-21T03:45:00.000-08:00

If you haven't heard the Go Periscope song Crush Me it's really good and FINALLY available on iTunes. Now this Kid Cudi and Go Periscope Day and Night mash up is out. It's hot!

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Thank You!

2010-01-20T13:14:00.000-08:00

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Stripper Mantra

2010-01-13T12:18:00.000-08:00

What's your 'Stripper mantra' for the next time you work?

Skeptical? Try it!

Before you go back to the club think of three things that you will do for that shift.

An example:

1. Smile until it hurts!
2. Don't let negative people get to you.
3. Ask every single customer that I can for a dance.

What's your stripper mantra going to be?

Whatever works keep doing it. What doesn't work replace it with a new mantra. Maybe try it again another time.

What might work for some is to write it down. Get a small notebook, index cards, a pretty diary or whatever you prefer - write the date, day, and your three mantras. At the end of your shift or the next day write down how long you worked for and how much you made for that night.

You could even rate your stripper mantra card with stars. Did you have a five star night or was it just two stars?

You don't have to do this every day, or be exact - just do it when you remember.

If you ever get in a slump refer to the nights that you made a lot of money or choose a specific a day (ex. Saturday) where you did really well.

This is helpful because you predetermine being in a good mood and have a good idea what hustle you're going to use that night. If you know you should be doing certain things, and don't do them, this is a good way to correct 'bad behavior'.

Instead of saying:

I'm not going to sit in the dressing room all night and mope if it's bad

- say -

I'm going to be on the floor every chance I get!

Being in a good mood on a regular basis will help you get through the tough times. It's hard to get burned out when you have a positive attitude and a plan!

Pole Dance Hero

2010-01-11T22:40:00.000-08:00

Pole Dance Hero on AdultSwim.com

When are they gonna have a show called So You Think You Can Pole Dance!

Play Pole Dance Hero

Stripper Secrets - Free Online

2010-01-09T13:43:00.000-08:00

How to Seduce Strippers in the Strip Club

Thank you to the person who found the whole version. You know who you are. :)

If you are a dancer please read this e-book so you are not taken advantage of.

Some hidden gems:

A quick warning about strippers (But seduce them anyway even though they have serious issues.)
Never trust a strippers phone number. (Be paranoid about strippers at all times.)
Everything you ever wanted to know about strip clubs (Including the dressing room, how women and management think and how to run a business.)
Using drugs to pick up dancers. (Always a redeeming quality in any guy.)

"Well, first of all, know that most (I’d say the majority) of women who strip have experienced some form of sexual molestation or abuse in their lives. Sometimes it’s by their fathers, brothers, step-dads, neighbors, whatever. It doesn’t matter who did it, just that it happened. This is what usually drives them into becoming dancers in the first place. Knowing this, you have to expect any stripper you get involved with to have certain “issues.” Be they issues with sex, intimacy, men, trust –"