BEAR GRYLLED</h1> <article> <h1>BEAR GRYLLED</h1> <p>admin — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 11:00:57 +0000</p> <p><a href='http://asliceoflifecartoon.com/?p=1659'></a></p><p><strong>I love these survival shows and I remembered reading about this cat and how he was basically just a big old phony. I was a bit crestfallen over finding that out. Here is a neat little article about him:</strong></p> <p><strong><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-470155/How-Bear-Grylls-Born-Survivor-roughed--hotels.html">BIG FAT PHONY</a><br /> </strong></p> </article> <article> <h1>ASTRAL ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE</h1> <p>admin — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 11:00:29 +0000</p> <p><a href='http://asliceoflifecartoon.com/?p=1657'></a></p><p><strong>Silly crap…</strong></p> </article> <article> <h1>MISTAKEN IDENTITY</h1> <p>admin — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 11:00:19 +0000</p> <p><a href='http://asliceoflifecartoon.com/?p=1655'></a></p><p><strong>It’s Shark Week again! Yay for shows detailing exactly how disturbingly vicious these awesome sea beasts are in high definition while hypocritically claiming that they don’t actually want to attack us. I say none of that sarcastically, I’m merely pointing out that the bread the nature shows are buttering is stained in blood and I thank them for that. I don’t want people wantonly killing sharks out of fear, I just want people to respect the fact that they are awesome and deserve their place on this planet, even though they would eat my ass under the right set of circumstances!</strong></p> </article> <article> <h1>RAPUNZEL ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE</h1> <p>admin — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 11:00:13 +0000</p> <p><a href='http://asliceoflifecartoon.com/?p=1652'></a></p><p><strong>I seem to be on a fairy tale kick lately.</strong></p> </article> <article> <h1>THE HIPPIE SCOURGE</h1> <p>admin — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 11:00:19 +0000</p> <p><a href='http://asliceoflifecartoon.com/?p=1643'></a></p><p><strong>This is my book report on Hippies. Hippies were a race of people that were bad. They liked stuff like flowers and love. They had armpit hair. They did not eat animals. They ate grass. They were stupid because they did not eat animals. They made people with money feel bad. They did not use deodorant or soap because they liked to stink up people’s businesses. This is a hippie:</strong></p> <p><strong> </strong></p> <div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 260px"><strong><strong></strong></strong><p class="wp-caption-text">Hippie</p></div> <p><strong> </strong></p> <p><strong>Hippies made devil signs with their fingers. They ran around naked. They made babies and did not spank them. Spanking babies builds character. They did not work. This is another Hippie:</strong></p> <p><strong> </strong></p> <div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 260px"><strong><strong></strong></strong><p class="wp-caption-text">Another Hippie</p></div> <p><strong> </strong></p> <p><strong>Hippies are old now. They have not washed their armpits in 40 years. They love stuff for no reason. Here are old Hippies:</strong></p> <div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 260px"><p class="wp-caption-text">Old Hippies</p></div> <p><strong>The end.</strong></p> </article> <article> <h1>THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG LEGS</h1> <p>admin — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:00:23 +0000</p> <p><a href='http://asliceoflifecartoon.com/?p=1638'></a></p> </article> <article> <h1>St. George and the Lizard</h1> <p>admin — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 11:00:38 +0000</p> <p><a href='http://asliceoflifecartoon.com/?p=1636'></a></p><p><strong>Here’s one of the many paintings depicting St. George’s battle with the dragon:</strong></p> <p><strong></strong></p> <p><strong>It borders on animal abuse…<br /> </strong></p> </article> <article> <h1>URINAL CAKE</h1> <p>admin — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 11:00:10 +0000</p> <p><a href='http://asliceoflifecartoon.com/?p=1634'></a></p><p><strong>Going to get off of my duff and post up some cartoons again. Its looking like it will be a random schedule, so whenever I think of a cartoon I’m going to post it. I’ve got a lot of different areas I’m working on. There’s children’s books, short stories, etc. Just going to spread out my creative juices as far as they will go.</strong></p> </article> <article> <h1>TWILIGHT NOOKIE</h1> <p>admin — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 11:00:23 +0000</p> <p><a href='http://asliceoflifecartoon.com/?p=1630'></a></p><p><strong>The wife likes these movies. That dude that plays the sparkly vampire has a gigantic head.</strong></p> </article> <article> <h1>OUT OF CONTROL</h1> <p>admin — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 11:00:31 +0000</p> <p><a href='http://asliceoflifecartoon.com/?p=1628'></a></p> </article> </main></body></html>