In a very special Audio Assault, Ira Brooker drops by the Funk Bunker on the eve of having his whole shit cracked open for a frank conversation about living, dying, and listening to Metal Machine Music.

Alex takes us to da club as Audio Assault’s Month Of Menstruaters continues.

Audio Assault’s landmark Month Of Menstruators begins when our friend Kira drops by the Funk Bunker to rap about caveman diets, almond butter, and her voice work in the upcoming Spiderman biopic.

Joe plays Words With Friends on Facebook and learns empathy. Oswald is assaulted by the infamous Twet Crew. Tim’s friend has a run-in with a hooker.

Acclaimed podblogger and gen-X spokesdude Jim Connelly drops by the Funk Bunker to rap about waterparks, depression, and Dick Clark.

Internet entrepreneur extraordinaire Cameron McBride drops by the Funk Bunker to rap about white slavery, Twitter, and the magic of cinema. Cameron’s White Slavery Depot.

Jere and Oswald rap about the season premiere of AMC’s Mad Men.

Joe marks a major milestone in his personal evolution as a human, and then our friend Ira drops by to rap about art and tragedy. Check out Ira’s blog.

It’s an old-timey Audio Assault reunion when Jere and Clymer drop by the Funk Bunker to rap about comedy, cats, and prison rape. (Please: listen to our friend Todd’s new podcast, Very Special Episode. You’ll like it.)

Verified Austin bro Tim Garlitz drops by the Funk Bunker to rap about Battle Royale, SXSW, Mike Daisey, and Louis CK’s masturbation rituals.