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tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225Thu, 29 Aug 2024 22:34:45 +0000HumorIFRS and US GAAPauditor general uba plc nigeriawood county auditorbutler county auditorstark county auditorlake county auditorwarren county ohio auditorfranklin county auditordelaware county auditormahoning county auditorlorain county auditorcuyahoga county auditorpierce county auditorfranklin county ohio auditormedina county auditorhamilton county ohio auditorclermont county auditorwarren county auditorsummit county auditortrumbull county auditorcPrivacy Policyhamilton county auditorWe Are Professional AuditorsWe Are Happy You Come To Here. Enjoy This Blog And Share With Your Friends If You Find This Blog Is Nice. Thank You.http://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)Blogger53125en-usnoWe Are Happy You Come To Here. Enjoy This Blog And Share With Your Friends If You Find This Blog Is Nice. Thank You.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225.post-8454837553231778978Fri, 07 Aug 2009 06:44:00 +00002009-08-10T11:45:04.106-07:00franklin county auditorhamilton county ohio auditorHumorIFRS and US GAAPlake county auditorlorain county auditormahoning county auditormedina county auditorAn Ode to AuditingWe test without apologyBoth safety and ecologyAnd inventories, budgets, and production.Checking scrap and sanitation,Overtime, and transportation –Not forgetting cost accounting and construction.We test sales and check insurance(EDP tries our enduranceAs we audit payroll, cash, and simulation!)We study management by objective,Test controls that are defective,And evaluate employee compensation.We http://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/2008/04/ode-to-auditing.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225.post-5066052793413138347Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:41:00 +00002009-08-10T12:48:27.654-07:00auditor general uba plc nigeriabutler county auditorcdelaware county auditorHumormedina county auditorstark county auditorwarren county ohio auditorwood county auditorTop 10 Signs Your Accountant is Nuts10. In several places on your tax forms, he's written, "Give or take amillion dollars."9. Tells you to put all your money into British cattle futures.8. You notice that his "calculator" is just a broken VCR remote.7. Insists that there is no such number as four.6. He laughed at Bob Dole background check (I am sorry - that's a signhe is hypnotized).5. Counts family of squirrels living in your yardhttp://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/2008/04/top-10-signs-your-accountant-is-nuts-c.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225.post-9167827311621990426Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:47:00 +00002009-08-10T11:51:57.857-07:00franklin county auditorhamilton county ohio auditorHumorIFRS and US GAAPlake county auditorlorain county auditormahoning county auditormedina county auditorAccountant Goes To Heaven An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of accountant are you?" says St Peter. "Public Practitioner," is the reply. "Name?" He gives his name. St Peter goes through some files and pulls one out. "Oh, yes. We've been expecting you. You've reached your allotted span," says St Peter. "How can that be?" says thehttp://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/2008/04/accountant-goes-to-heaven_6371.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225.post-5912476296009305535Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:52:00 +00002009-08-10T11:58:10.990-07:00auditor general uba plc nigeriabutler county auditorcdelaware county auditorHumormedina county auditorstark county auditorwarren county ohio auditorwood county auditorThree partners having lunchThree partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner. One of them sees a brass lamp lying in the gutter. Curious, they pick it up and give it a rub. Instantly, a genie appears."You know the deal," says the genie. "Three wishes. But seeing there are three of you, you can have one wish each.""Great," says the audit partner. "http://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/2008/04/three-partners-having-lunch.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225.post-3375323266293419899Sun, 07 Jun 2009 07:31:00 +00002009-08-10T12:55:02.781-07:00franklin county auditorhamilton county ohio auditorHumorIFRS and US GAAPlake county auditorlorain county auditormahoning county auditormedina county auditor54-year-old accountantA 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary." When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter http://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/2008/04/54-year-old-accountant.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225.post-6526475117335263283Sun, 07 Jun 2009 07:08:00 +00002009-08-10T12:54:45.256-07:00franklin county auditorhamilton county ohio auditorHumorIFRS and US GAAPlake county auditorlorain county auditormahoning county auditormedina county auditorAccoutants in trainA group of accountants and a group of engineers were traveling by train to a meeting. The engineers bought one ticket each and watched dumbfounded as the accountants bought only one ticket for their group. Upon inquiring of the accountants as to how they intended to travel with one ticket, they were told to "watch and learn." When the conductor began his collection of the tickets, the accountantshttp://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/2008/04/accoutants-in-train.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225.post-7768505424592711175Fri, 05 Jun 2009 05:25:00 +00002009-08-10T11:57:50.403-07:00auditor general uba plc nigeriabutler county auditordelaware county auditorHumormedina county auditorstark county auditorwarren county ohio auditorwood county auditorAuditors' Comments Here are some of the lovely comments/questions that I/other auditors have heard in the last six months and the responses that I would like to give them, but are too nice to actually say: 1. Do you even know the difference between tax basis and accrual basis of accounting?Um, yes, I might be new at this, but I’m not an idiot, although you seem to be for asking me that question in the first http://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/2008/04/auditors-comments.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225.post-1290139214316569290Thu, 07 May 2009 07:05:00 +00002009-08-10T12:15:36.427-07:00franklin county auditorhamilton county ohio auditorHumorIFRS and US GAAPlake county auditorlorain county auditormahoning county auditormedina county auditorGenie in a Lamp A man was walking along a beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. Because I am so powerful, I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish. " The man pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be peace among the people in the middle east." The genie responded, "Gee, I don't http://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/2008/04/genie-in-lamp.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225.post-7696574253419061204Tue, 05 May 2009 06:53:00 +00002009-08-10T11:58:00.517-07:00auditor general uba plc nigeriabutler county auditorcdelaware county auditorHumormedina county auditorstark county auditorwarren county ohio auditorwood county auditorAn accountant at Saint Peter's gateAn accountant appears at Saint Peter's gate. Saint Peter starts asking him all the usual questions required to get into heaven. The accountant, it seems, has repeatedly helped people cheat on their taxes and embezzle funds. Finally, in exasperation, St Peter asks, "Well, have you ever done anything good, anything totally unselfish and altruistic in your entire life?""Well," says the accountant, "http://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/2008/04/accountant-at-saint-peters-gate.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225.post-3102569508071730432Tue, 07 Apr 2009 07:03:00 +00002009-08-10T12:15:48.864-07:00Humorpierce county auditorstark county auditorsummit county auditortrumbull county auditorwarren county auditorwarren county ohio auditorwood county auditorAn economist and an accountantAn economist and an accountant are walking along a large puddle. They come across a frog jumping in the mud. The economist says: "If you eat the frog I'll give you $20,000!" The accountant checks his budget and figures out he's better off eating it, so he does and collects money. Continuing along the same puddle they almost step onto yet another frog. The accountant says: "Now, if you eat thishttp://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/2008/04/economist-and-accountant.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225.post-5562723635225997625Tue, 07 Apr 2009 03:08:00 +00002009-08-10T12:01:00.062-07:00auditor general uba plc nigeriabutler county auditorHumormahoning county auditorpierce county auditorwarren county ohio auditorEconomist (3)An economics professor and a student were strolling through the campus."Look," the student cried, "there's a $100 bill on the path!""No, you are mistaken," the wiser head replied. "That cannot be. If there were actually a $100 bill, someone would have picked it up."George T. Milkovich and Jerry M. Newman, "Compensation" Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neigbourhood without http://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/2008/04/economist-3.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225.post-8236609395550171959Fri, 03 Apr 2009 03:08:00 +00002009-08-10T12:00:50.432-07:00auditor general uba plc nigeriabutler county auditorHumormahoning county auditorpierce county auditorwarren county ohio auditorEconomist (2)An economic forecaster was known to have an horseshoe prominently displayed above the doorframe of his office. Asked what it was for, he replied "it is a good luck charm that helps my forecasts". "But do you believe in that superstition?" he was asked. "Of course not!" he said, "but it works whether you believe in it or not." An economist was leaving his office building and saw a little http://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/2008/04/economist-2.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225.post-5562705275696992500Fri, 03 Apr 2009 03:06:00 +00002009-08-10T12:00:38.705-07:00auditor general uba plc nigeriabutler county auditorHumormahoning county auditorpierce county auditorwarren county ohio auditorEconomist (1)Three people are stranded on a small island. One is a physicist, one is a circus strongman, and one is an economist. After a few days of surviving on fruit, they discover a cache of canned food, and they have to decide how to open it. The physicist says to the strongman "Why don't you climb that tree, and smash the cans down on the rocks, and burst them open?" The strongman says, "No, that wouldhttp://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/2008/04/economist-1.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225.post-8032078929878414963Mon, 16 Mar 2009 03:01:00 +00002009-08-10T12:01:12.822-07:00auditor general uba plc nigeriabutler county auditorHumormahoning county auditorpierce county auditorwarren county ohio auditorTax Auditors (4)A man, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. "Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?""No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone." The trouble with the profession of income-tax inspectors is that 90% of its members give the rest a bad name. A http://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/2008/04/tax-auditors-4.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225.post-5513446490651769762Thu, 05 Mar 2009 08:44:00 +00002009-08-10T11:55:18.434-07:00clermont county auditorcuyahoga county auditordelaware county auditorHumorIFRS and US GAAPlake county auditorlorain county auditorInspiration Quotes"If you have one coin and I have one.... we exchange, we have one coineach. If you have one idea and I have one .... we exchange, we bothhave two ideas each. * Fortune smiles on those who roll up their sleeves and put theirshoulders to the wheel. * If you can do it, then I can do it... And if I can do it, thenyou can do it too * If you don't know where you are going then it doesn't matterwhat http://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/2008/04/inspiration-quotes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225.post-8341937217772521786Thu, 05 Feb 2009 07:51:00 +00002009-08-10T11:55:19.882-07:00clermont county auditorcuyahoga county auditordelaware county auditorHumorIFRS and US GAAPlake county auditorlorain county auditorAre you an auditor or prostitute?Notice the similarities...1. You work very odd hours.2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended.6. You are not proud of what you do.7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.http://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/2008/04/are-you-auditor-or-prostitute.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225.post-1411716346688270999Fri, 02 Jan 2009 08:55:00 +00002009-08-10T12:16:29.327-07:00clermont county auditorcuyahoga county auditordelaware county auditorHumorIFRS and US GAAPlake county auditorlorain county auditorWHY ACCOUNTANCY IS NOT BORINGby Mr A. PuteyFirst let me say how very pleased I was to be asked on the 14th inst. to write an article on why accountancy is not boring. I feel very strongly that there are many people who may think that accountancy is boring, but they would be wrong, for it is not at all boring, as I hope to show you in this article, which is, as I intimated earlier, a pleasure to write.I think I can do little http://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/2008/04/why-accountancy-is-not-boring.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6537098597064962225.post-5874966203230345491Fri, 02 Jan 2009 02:56:00 +00002009-08-10T12:23:16.207-07:00franklin county ohio auditorhamilton county ohio auditorIFRS and US GAAPmedina county auditorsummit county auditorAuditor-derivatives and hedging<!--[if gte mso 9]>http://funnyauditors.blogspot.com/2008/04/accounting-framework.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Salim Brothers)0