Highly ticked in a high tech world.

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2023-01-12T08:29:36Z

Wed, 22:47: RT @joshgerstein: NEW: Federal appeals court seems likely to rule that part of 2018 federal law aimed at online sex trafficking violates Fi…

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2022-10-09T12:00:14Z

Sun, 01:59: RT @GlennIsZen: 'Exaltation' 1/1 edition https://t.co/zd26Jlh7qZ https://t.co/zFxKL6ZZSn

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2022-09-01T12:00:08Z

Wed, 22:14: UT Austin offers Taylor Swift course focusing on the songwriting https://t.co/EL9XLMs4cA
Wed, 22:34: @st33bles dear lordt. I am lookin at your tweets and I'm not feeling as sorry for myself and my TN as I did earlier today. I hate platitudes regarding "I'm so sorry", so I'll just say I am thinking of you, a different platitude
Thu, 01:38: RT @AP: Democrat Mary Peltola won an Alaska special election to serve the remaining months of the late GOP U.S. Rep. Don Young’s term. Pelt…

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2022-08-31T12:00:07Z

Tue, 22:07: @AmandaRuizFOX7 recently you've changed your tonality and pacing of your reporting. the change is remarkable and I love it

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2022-08-13T12:00:07Z

Fri, 14:21: if you think equality equals uniformity, you are an idiot. and probably need a maths tutor

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2022-06-28T12:00:18Z

Tue, 02:46: @Rose_Matafeo just watched your show Horndog on hbo. it was fabulous! ps: has any spanish speaker ever told you your last name means kill the ugly(male)? 1000 times surely

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2022-06-06T12:00:10Z

Sun, 14:01: @Mark_Memmott I think you should add MTG's use of "peach tree dish" to your list of 100 eggcorns =]

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2022-04-30T12:00:16Z

Sat, 04:45: @Grammarly in your article about continuously vs continually, you use recur to help define, but on your article about recur vs reoccur, it seems to negate the distinctions. am I interpreting incorrectly?

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2022-04-24T12:00:11Z

Sat, 14:52: TFW the overuse of "triggered" ironically becomes a type of information super-highway road rage trigger for me

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2022-04-18T13:41:33Z

Mon, 03:23: RT @AlanaKinrich: If you come to the ER with a titanium cock ring that you cannot get off, our ring cutters are not sharp/strong enough to…

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2022-03-05T12:00:16Z

Sat, 00:13: Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/LaqaHQZQus

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2022-01-24T12:00:18Z

Sun, 15:52: why ain't nobody told me a new @yearsandyears album was out omg! Night Call (New Year's Edition) https://t.co/Q4Paul6IVH

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2021-12-14T12:00:20Z

Tue, 00:57: @therealrussellp I have been watching your shows and love them, but I also keep wondering why you use a vietnamese accent for chinese peoples

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2021-12-03T12:00:18Z

Fri, 01:07: @realmoamer just saw your special on netflix. so now mexicans in houston will be able to celebrate mo amer day AND diez y seis de septembre! hahaha. great show.

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2021-10-25T12:00:18Z

Sun, 13:35: I am the creator of the term "webjefe," which is also problematic. I didn't like the connotation of a master of anything, given the US's horrible history with slavery, even though I am brown. and maestro is for teachers. so, webjefe. look me up! realfacts!
Sun, 15:08: (doubletake) elton john and young thug, and nicki minaj. wtf? I guess that's how old fucks stay relevant? powah, bruv! Elton John, Young Thug, Nicki Minaj - Always Love You (Official Audio) https://t.co/VAvqfhv2zu via @YouTube

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2021-10-12T12:00:10Z

Mon, 21:56: 'Everyone needs heroes': Superman will come out as bisexual in new DC Comics story https://t.co/hQIFMqXPph via @usatoday

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2021-10-01T12:00:14Z

Fri, 02:20: RT @Queerty: Dad catches son putting on makeup and what happens next is beautiful - https://t.co/cuQWTT7xBs

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2021-06-10T12:00:13Z

Thu, 00:36: OMG! https://t.co/y9N2gpHF7c

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2021-05-30T12:00:12Z

Sat, 15:05: ask me how ridiculous I am for trying to get a State inspection today on a holiday weekend

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2021-05-29T12:00:13Z

Fri, 12:46: can someone teach me how to speak with a mexican accent like Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green? I’m kind of a #pocho

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2021-05-22T12:00:12Z

Fri, 17:57: @EgoThEgo hola cola =]. I have found another ego!

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2021-05-15T12:00:19Z

Fri, 17:33: this is the hipster song of the week. you've probably never heard of it. Jelani Aryeh - Marigold (Official Video) https://t.co/VAC38aHYCM via @YouTube
Fri, 18:27: TFW you realize that bc of the botox, and controlling facial movements as best as possible to avoid TN pain, relegates TFW posts moot if TF is indistinguishble from other faces?

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2021-02-28T12:00:11Z

Sat, 17:45: The Nazi Stage at CPAC is the Odal Rune https://t.co/TOC2hYn5oQ

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2020-12-17T12:00:13Z

Wed, 16:08: The latest Make Your Own Kind of Music! https://t.co/kHEKF3tZAc Thanks to @EARMILK

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2020-12-16T12:00:17Z

Tue, 16:08: The latest Make Your Own Kind of Music! https://t.co/HiX27pnLKI