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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><description>Alec Burgdorf will write here on occasion. Which is code for when he feels like writing.</description><title>Alec Burgdorf</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @authorsgonnaauth)</generator><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.dustinmathisen.com/post/68716967208/ptgreat-nickcarragay-petition-to-make-young"&gt;dustinmathisen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ptgreat.tumblr.com/post/67444528166/nickcarragay-petition-to-make-young-adult"&gt;ptgreat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nickcarragay.tumblr.com/post/57727357256/petition-to-make-young-adult-authors-stop-writing"&gt;nickcarragay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d1537dd8a308618501e3455b9f86beb2/tumblr_inline_mx5gpjLigX1r3tdto.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/73647692922</link><guid>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/73647692922</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2014 16:43:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>natasjahsnamelessblog:

natasjahsnamelessblog:

So my mother has...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd46a903e262c080afaa6d5642f5751f/tumblr_mzdpn9gACt1qf9oo4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://natasjahsnamelessblog.tumblr.com/post/73478321155/natasjahsnamelessblog-so-my-mother-has-been"&gt;natasjahsnamelessblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://natasjahsnamelessblog.tumblr.com/post/73287568281/so-my-mother-has-been-missing-since-thursday-when"&gt;natasjahsnamelessblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So my mother has been missing since Thursday. When I say missing, I mean that I have not heard from her since Wed. January 8th, 2014. She said that she was going to visit a friend in Charleston for the weekend, but I never heard back from her about flights or about who the woman was or anything.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My brother and I were able to go through my mother’s emails and accounts to find out where she could have possibly gone, but where ever she went, we know it was not where she said she was going.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was out of state until yesterday, and the only communication I had with my immediate family was through the phone and FaceTime with my brother.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;According the the hand written note that my mother left her flight home was to land 6am this morning (Jan 14th, 2014) I don’t know why I waited so long to post this…Also found in her email there was an email she sent to herself with flight information. There was no official email confirming a ticket purchase. So where ever she went, my brother and I know that she did not pay for herself. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Her camera and a few pairs of shoes are missing from the house as well, I know what suitcase she used, but I didn’t know where she kept it, so I cannot confirm that she even has one with her. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I found the woman who she was supposed to visit on Facebook, in her messages. Do I message this woman saying that I have not heard from my mother in 5 days and ask if she went to visit her? I really need help, I don’t know what to do. I’m really worried, and my brother is really upset about her disappearing. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The picture is of my mother at my graduation in June 2013, her features have not changed. Please help. Please.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hey guys, &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So I still have not heard from my mother, it has been a week. If there is anyway that you can try to get this out. My &lt;a href="http://blaiseworld.tumblr.com"&gt;brother&lt;/a&gt; and I would really appreciate it if you could help us out. Tonight we posted something on facebook about her being missing. It got a huge response from people on her page as well as mine. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Please, please help.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/73590492477</link><guid>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/73590492477</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2014 00:43:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Snapchat Leak</title><description>&lt;a href="http://lookup.gibsonsec.org/lookup"&gt;Snapchat Leak&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;Check if your info was leaked. Phone numbers save for the last two digits. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/71872613692</link><guid>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/71872613692</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jan 2014 14:50:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Sheeeeeeeit. Mom&amp;#8217;s checking grades -_- fahk. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;Sheeeeeeeit. Mom&amp;#8217;s checking grades -_- fahk. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/71689428408</link><guid>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/71689428408</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Dec 2013 19:21:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My cat likes Inception. TIL.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0bc7f83259b0144e9851891eea17106/tumblr_myd8hjQ3fb1rsxtseo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My cat likes Inception. TIL.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/71104357105</link><guid>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/71104357105</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Dec 2013 09:05:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Wanted to apologise for that last post. 
I sawry. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;Wanted to apologise for that last post. &lt;br/&gt;
I sawry. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/69982574465</link><guid>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/69982574465</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Dec 2013 11:14:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm using yuilop</title><description>&lt;a href="http://ylp.me/IVMpEY"&gt;I'm using yuilop&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;I just started using yuilop to text &amp; call any mobile or landline for free, worldwide! Check it out @yuilop! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/69982510013</link><guid>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/69982510013</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Dec 2013 11:13:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>teratocybernetics:

parliamentrook:

wwooper:

fluffy-moose:

cat...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e09728065493254bd1132a599e974740/tumblr_ms2jj32BPY1rii0jxo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teratocybernetics.tumblr.com/post/69519593387/parliamentrook-wwooper-fluffy-moose"&gt;teratocybernetics&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://parliamentrook.tumblr.com/post/69519424856/wwooper-fluffy-moose-catchingarrows"&gt;parliamentrook&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wwooper.tumblr.com/post/69395331780"&gt;wwooper&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fluffy-moose.tumblr.com/post/69394264503/catchingarrows-yiffparty"&gt;fluffy-moose&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catchingarrows.tumblr.com/post/68935324666/yiffparty-the-fandoms-are-cool"&gt;catchingarrows&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yiffparty.tumblr.com/post/59325523175/the-fandoms-are-cool"&gt;yiffparty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-fandoms-are-cool.tumblr.com/post/59262274889"&gt;the-fandoms-are-cool&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anotherstateofconsciousness.tumblr.com/post/59261730947/yooo-everybody-my-mom-and-i-were-goofing-around"&gt;anotherstateofconsciousness&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yooo everybody. my mom and i were goofing around and found this seriously &lt;strong&gt;FUCKED UP&lt;/strong&gt; site. all your information, (phone number, nam, address even) is available for 2.99. like everything. please watch this video on how to remove it. (im not sure if it’s there for minors, but if you’ve ever owned/rented a house you’re definitely there. it’s worth checking it out to make sure.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;video on how to remove information. : &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPFLagxnDsA"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPFLagxnDsA"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPFLagxnDsA"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPFLagxnDsA&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;fucked up website: &lt;a href="http://www.spokeo.com/"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spokeo.com/"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spokeo.com/"&gt;http://www.spokeo.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;also, if you’ve lived in more than one place/state it has you multiple times, remove all of your profile things. (it had my mom 4 times, all over our state. even from when she lived in a house 9 years ago.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;psa over.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YES THERE ARE MINORS ON HERE ALSO I JUST CHECKED ME AND IT HAS MY ~PERSONAL~ INFO ON THERE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is very concerning. I just spent the last ten minutes removing my entire family (including my &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;14-year-old&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;strong&gt; sister&lt;/strong&gt;) from the site.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://coolmomtech.com/2012/09/how-to-get-your-personal-information-off-spokeo/#sthash.buYZjSlJ.dpbs"&gt;Cool Mom Tech&lt;/a&gt; has a guide on how to take your information off the site if for some reason you can’t watch the above video.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just to inform everyone, it’s American only, but it’s real. I’ve found 3 of my friends already with this sight and the only reason I knew it was them was because I happen to have their address. PLEASE CONFIRM IF YOU ARE ON THIS SITE AND IF YOU ARE, REMOVE YOURSELF. NOW.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m screaming internally because I just searched up a handful of my friends who live in America.. and found every single one of them without fail. This is scary.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is disgusting. I’m already paranoid enough about my safety from running an online business, and here’s a site with all my info plus &lt;em&gt;a photo of my house. &lt;/em&gt;removing all my family… &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Passing this around again in case anyone missed it the first time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/69656506188</link><guid>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/69656506188</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2013 22:36:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://31.media.tumblr.com/5dcc0508fc03b799df2eb4a4d7fedcf0/tumblr_mgmj7wDmOt1r4v34qo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9508f76da51103361fb75dd2391d16a0/tumblr_mgmj7wDmOt1r4v34qo2_r3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://31.media.tumblr.com/2253a8cbe08e3cdca4c8967da99c0c7f/tumblr_mgmj7wDmOt1r4v34qo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/abdfa5526f02c43b0088d3ac3d9cd849/tumblr_mgmj7wDmOt1r4v34qo4_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/69530602135</link><guid>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/69530602135</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Dec 2013 18:39:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>marinasvevo:

Do you think Tom Daley bought ARTPOP
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marinasvevo.tumblr.com/post/68781813751/do-you-think-tom-daley-bought-artpop"&gt;marinasvevo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do you think Tom Daley bought ARTPOP&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/69086103387</link><guid>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/69086103387</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Dec 2013 12:26:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>ruinedchildhood:



Scar tryna get that manager position</title><description>&lt;img src="http://31.media.tumblr.com/2ae503bd1038e8dcf75ce86159381243/tumblr_mwyajwzL2I1r5zq6ao1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ruinedchildhood.com/post/68332484461/scar-tryna-get-that-manager-position" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;ruinedchildhood&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8b5540055478c0744b8a35d6547b338a/tumblr_mwygiy5uKM1r94qowo2_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/cacd72c36b01b666159e1e2bec980f63/tumblr_mwygiy5uKM1r94qowo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Scar tryna get that manager position&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/68370012907</link><guid>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/68370012907</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Nov 2013 11:05:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Something’s up with our water. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2bd9a917d50d427740ce4c50ff44f03/tumblr_mwy9v7ILFT1rsxtseo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;Something’s up with our water. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/68319434794</link><guid>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/68319434794</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Nov 2013 20:37:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My new boots. (sorry for not rotating) </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/358e6ed53fe62492af88222e5fce1676/tumblr_mwsgu77ZEj1rsxtseo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;My new boots. (sorry for not rotating) &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/67998990944</link><guid>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/67998990944</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Nov 2013 17:22:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>anyone else craving frozen yogurt at 12:30a? Is that a thing? </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p dir="ltr"&gt;anyone else craving frozen yogurt at 12:30a? Is that a thing? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/67929820043</link><guid>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/67929820043</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:28:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>homo-online:



HOMO MAGAZINE




I don’t know what I was...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://31.media.tumblr.com/d2db8644b6bcf3b12bfab694afd6f99e/tumblr_mqgb0688721rclv0wo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://homo-online.com/post/67342147677"&gt;homo-online&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div class="caption"&gt;
&lt;div class="caption"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://faglosophy.tumblr.com/post/66295897810/faglosophy"&gt;HOMO MAGAZINE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div class="clear"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t know what I was expecting.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I should always use incognito when clicking links relating to gays or homosexuals and stuff. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;:|&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/67503074543</link><guid>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/67503074543</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2013 17:45:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Try not to be a cunt."</title><description>“Try not to be a cunt.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Buddha    (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rawkiss.tumblr.com/"&gt;rawkiss&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/67365353441</link><guid>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/67365353441</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Nov 2013 09:03:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
vaginapowersactivate:



OH MY GOD, THE SECOND PHOTO.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6e45mA54Z1rp1t9to1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vaginapowersactivate.tumblr.com/post/27462942116"&gt;vaginapowersactivate&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7caw7vHfs1r8f41x.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH MY GOD, THE SECOND PHOTO.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/67313071575</link><guid>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/67313071575</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Nov 2013 19:19:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>tyleroakley:

They don’t just get us. They are us.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://31.media.tumblr.com/00d5ed853403337015e3e02bafe92034/tumblr_mvpe5xR1Wr1satpowo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tyleroakley.com/post/66848797397/they-dont-just-get-us-they-are-us" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;tyleroakley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;They don’t just get us. They &lt;em&gt;are&lt;/em&gt; us.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/66883714100</link><guid>http://authorsgonnaauth.tumblr.com/post/66883714100</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Nov 2013 12:31:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>fedswatching:

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbnw42Vnhd1qaogn9o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fedswatching.tumblr.com/post/66873206596/wake-up-kid-runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;fedswatching&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wake-up-kid.tumblr.com/post/50658954957/runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight"&gt;wake-up-kid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight.tumblr.com/post/48447672581/ahorsecalledhonour-fixthefisherking"&gt;runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ahorsecalledhonour.tumblr.com/post/48446660767/fixthefisherking-banjaxed-nightlifemingus"&gt;ahorsecalledhonour&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fixthefisherking.tumblr.com/post/48445029204/banjaxed-nightlifemingus-nosdrinker"&gt;fixthefisherking&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://banjaxed.tumblr.com/post/48444401389/nightlifemingus-nosdrinker"&gt;banjaxed&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nightlifemingus.tumblr.com/post/47174154370/nosdrinker-hypnotiqradiance-if-you-dont-get"&gt;nightlifemingus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nosdrinker.tumblr.com/post/47174059893"&gt;nosdrinker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hypnotiqradiance.tumblr.com/post/39596466534/if-you-dont-get-this-reference-youre-too-young"&gt;hypnotiqradiance&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;many were lost that day&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Ironically, it was a dark time.&lt;/p&gt;
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