Ava Adore

I’m just… going to leave this right here for your...

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:06:45 -0500

I’m just… going to leave this right here for your viewing pleasure.

Is there such thing as a pole-dancing studio/class that teaches minors? Every single one that I've looked into in my area says "18+" and it's depressing me.

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:11:00 -0500

You know—I’m not sure! Lilah, weigh in? You’ve done more research into this sort of thing than me. Anyone else feel free to chime in, too.

Songs to Strip To.

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:38:34 -0500

Songs to Strip To.:

A little project done by Libby that I know some of you would appreciate. It’s new, but it may be worthwhile to see where it goes, so give a follow.

—The list at Stripperati has been updated! Updates will still be...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:28:00 -0500

—The list at Stripperati has been updated! Updates will still be posted to this blog (Ava Adore) and requests to be added should still be sent here.

Added today: Angelica @ ava-annonymous; Aubree @ elatedaubree; Brooklyn @ diaryofablackstripper; Bunny @ livefree2; Charlotte @ countesswylde; Christina @ christinapeech; Hayleigh @ hayleigh-rose; Jacqui @ jacqui-daniels; Lila @ strippurrr; Nikki @ nikkisxlife; and Anonymous @ nakedinatx.

As Ginger Lee has been pointed out, this greeting card is fucked...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:56:39 -0500

"Stalker is a harsh word" card exterior.

"I prefer valentine" card interior.

As Ginger Lee has been pointed out, this greeting card is fucked up—and totally legit being sold. But you can, actually, really do something about it. Sign the petition. Notify a Target worker where you see it. And/or call Target at 1-800-440-0680.

"I feel sexuality to be very empowering. I think men love to believe that they own our sexuality, so..."

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:45:09 -0500

“I feel sexuality to be very empowering. I think men love to believe that they own our sexuality, so if a woman represents herself in a sexual way, people think, ‘Oh, it must be for a man.’ But men don’t have the right to own our sexuality. If I want to be sexual, it’s for my own appreciation and enjoyment… We shouldn’t be ashamed of ourselves or our bodies.”

- Christina Aguilera.

Sorry I did the MIA thing for like, a month. Totally my bad. A...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:43:55 -0500

Sorry I did the MIA thing for like, a month. Totally my bad. A lot of very boring, totally mundane, and utterly head-desk-able shit. PS I saw Wicked; that was amazing. No one told me it was a fantastic social satire spoon-fed via old nostalgic symbolism. Total win. PPS My mother is currently listening to the original “Lady Marmalade” on her iPad while sitting in a blue fuzzy robe. You’re welcome for that visual. PPPS I’m updating the Stripperati now. Anything more? Send it in, lovelies.

Channing Tatum, doing some good stripper giggles on prime-time...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:38:26 -0500

Channing Tatum, doing some good stripper giggles on prime-time tv. I like this because it’s stripper humour: by strippers, for strippers, that other people also happen to find funny. Not jokes at strippers’ expenses. Big change. Bear with: there’s an advertisement at the beginning, because, well, it’s NBC.

…Please and thank-you?

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:32:53 -0500

…Please and thank-you?

Photo

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 16:42:07 -0500

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Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:22:12 -0500

Aerial Silk is the name of the material, and is often what the activity is called. It's a form of aerial dance/acrobatics. :3

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:05:53 -0500

THANK YOU. So much love. I really appreciate it.

Guys. You guys. WHAT IS THIS CALLED. I always wanted to learn to...

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:03:05 -0500

Guys. You guys. WHAT IS THIS CALLED. I always wanted to learn to do it and I’m like “Uhh… I wanna learn… aerial ribboning?” SOMEONE MUST KNOW. HELP.

"I do not wish women to have power over men; but over themselves."

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:01:19 -0500

“I do not wish women to have power over men; but over themselves.”

- Mary Wollstonecraft.

Happy New Year and such. Here’s to not sleeping through...

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:00:27 -0500

Happy New Year and such. Here’s to not sleeping through this one, eh?

"You can’t feed the alpacas in stilettos."

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 13:42:46 -0500

“You can’t feed the alpacas in stilettos.”

- A brilliant friend of mine, out of context.

Fun Fact! The original song seems to have been a...

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 18:33:00 -0500

Fun Fact! The original song seems to have been a “memories-and-forfeits” game (if you can trust Wiki, but whatever):

a leader recited a verse, each of the players repeated the verse, the leader added another verse, and so on until one of the players made a mistake, with the player who erred having to pay a penalty and restarting.

BONUS! That means it’s now a drinking game. Have at, kiddies.

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Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:49:37 -0500

"I think the quality of sexiness comes from within. It is something that is in you […] it..."

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:46:44 -0500

“I think the quality of sexiness comes from within. It is something that is in you […] it really doesn’t have much to do with breasts or thighs or the pout of your lips.”

- Sophia Loren.

Clients or relatives: this time of year, the sentiment applies...

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:45:55 -0500

Clients or relatives: this time of year, the sentiment applies regardless.