Average White Men

AWM Season 2 Episode 3

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Thu, 29 May 2014 15:01:00 +0000

AWM Theater Presents: "The Greece Town Council Meeting, complete with Prayer(s)"

Confessions of a fat man..

Maggie Brooks drops in UNANNOUNCED.

AWM News

#TBT to Episode 11

and...

Pat Sevens Sings! He get's all non-soul with Jason DeRulo.

AWM Season 2 Episode 2

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Fri, 02 May 2014 18:35:00 +0000

The Guys convince an attractive lesbian to be on the show - Meet Kristin!

PLUS:

Donald Stirling's press conference that the media doesn't want you to hear.

Roy's experience in driving school.

Pat's wife is going to have an Italian baby from the Town of Greece.

AWM Season 2 Episode 1

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Fri, 25 Apr 2014 16:51:00 +0000

The White Men are back, and even whiter!

Dyngus Day explained!
Pat likes to lick your soiled bed sheets.
Roy is hating life, find out why - this time.
Plus MORE STUFF FOR YOUR EARS.

AWM # 22 Twelve Years a Racist...but a Good Father.

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Fri, 07 Mar 2014 16:10:00 +0000

Pat and Roy are back in the saddle with a new episode of Average White Men.
The new and improved PG-13-ish version of our award winning news.

Pat's wife won't let him hang out with his bros.
Roy is both afraid of spiders and afraid of being a man because he is afraid of spiders.

Listen and laugh

AWM #20 - Christmas, Pooping and Indiana Jones

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Wed, 15 Jan 2014 18:00:00 +0000

AWM #20 - Christmas, Pooping and Indiana Jones

Hey everyone! The Average White Men have returned after a long holiday nap.

The guys recount tales of their holiday.
Roy brings up pooping - specifically pooping in private.
Pat likes movies about Gladiators - or is Indiana Jones a guy's movie.

Award winning news segment: 'The Sh** You Didn't Read in a Newspaper, Because Who the F*** Reads a Newspaper.' With In Case You Missed it Sports Wrap-up

Plus this angry pompous dwarf gets all up in a street musician's grill:WATCH IT HERE

Listen to the dwarf's side of the story: HERE

AWM #19 - Evil Pat Meets Pansy Roy

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Mon, 16 Dec 2013 22:45:00 +0000

Roy's wife is the man of the house and Pat is a nasty, mean Irish Guy. Plus News and Sports.

AWM #18 - Roy is a Drunk, Pat's Dad is a Meth Dealer

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 18:34:00 +0000

This Week:

Roy is most definitely a drunk.

Pat means nothing to his meth-dealing father.

AWM Award-Winning News Segment: "The Shit You Didn't Read in a Newspaper, Because Who the F### Reads a Newspaper.

Smallz with In Case You Missed it Sports

AWM #17 - Diners are for Whores, What is a 1/2 school day for? and AWM Bloopers

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Mon, 02 Dec 2013 15:28:00 +0000

Happy Birthday Pat Sevens!

In honor of Pat's birthday, we've decided not to talk about his birthday!

We did, in fact discuss:

Roy's trip to his favorite diner and why you shouldn't EVER look in the kitchen.

Kids should not have a 1/2 day of school EVER, because they suck.

Smallz with Sports!

and a small collections of AWM screw ups....

AWM #16 - Pat will be gay for a price, The True Story of Thanksgiving, AWM News & Sports

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Fri, 29 Nov 2013 20:52:00 +0000

This Week:

First of all, sorry it is late, Roy screwed up and we lost the episode, so we had to re-record it. Roy is a douche...

There is a definite sum of money involved for Pat to have gay sex in public.
AWM Radio Theater Presents The True Story of Thanksgiving, Plus
AWM News (you didn't read in a Newspaper) and
Smallz with Sports.

This is the episode that will convince you the Average White Men are troubled.

AWM #15 - Time Travel Sex and The Most Racist Caller

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Mon, 18 Nov 2013 12:21:00 +0000

Roy Q. Gordon and Pat Sevens discuss who they would bang if they could travel back in time.

Meet Henry the Old Curmudgeon - is he the most racist man or just a typical 90 something year old?

Oh, and Roy is old.

Plus, this week - STUPID NEWS!

Listen! We were on another PODCAST!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Thu, 14 Nov 2013 21:10:00 +0000

Pat Sevens and Roy Q. Gordon were invited to be guests on the flagship podcast here in Rochester, NY. Vinnie, Kevin and Marcus were as twisted as we could have expected so the Average White Men fit right in. The studio was like something out of a podcaster's wet dream. There were action figures, incense was burning, comfy chairs for our fat asses and good comedy. Check out the latest episode of the Shoot to Thrill Podcast (Season #3, Episode 32) and listen in for some great stuff. You will not want to miss this installment of the Creep Off - and get some more insight into how completely dysfunctional Roy really is.

Listen Here: http://rocpodcasts.com/shows/shoot-to-thrill-podcast/

AWM #14 - Shaving the Nethers, Maggie Brooks' Prison Survival Tip and More

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 16:30:00 +0000

This week:

Pat is as smooth as a 10 year old boy.

Maggie Brooks, Monroe County, NY's County Executive gets personal about her relationship as well as drop a good tip for surviving prison life.

AWM News

Mr. Smallz's Super Duper Sports Wrap-up "In Case You Missed it"
Follow Smallz on the twatter - @ESmallzOnAir

Plus AWM is on iTunes, bitches! Search us up and SUBSCRIBE (or click the link on our page)

AWM #13 - Herpes and Snot, Live with Maggie Brooks and Pat is a Text-hole.

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Mon, 04 Nov 2013 17:29:00 +0000

This week:

Roy has a bulging herpe on his face, but that will not stop him from talking about his kids' snot.

Our Award Winning News Segment "The Sh** You didn't Read...."

Mr. Smallz quick, comical and complete 'In Case you missed it, Sports"

Also - Pat Is a complete TEXT-HOLE!!!!

AWM #12 - Multiple Road-gasms / More minutes, please?

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 04:15:00 +0000

Roy and Pat talk about douches and deer - and more deer. Plus, AWM Sports! Pat also thinks we should all work longer days - so let's kick his ass!

AWM #11 - Mean Old Ladies at the Grocery Store and A Crossroads Demon Deal

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Fri, 18 Oct 2013 17:43:00 +0000

Roy recounts his tale of the grumpy old lady, eyeing the Wegman's sausage. AWM News "The Sh** You Didn't Read in the Newspaper, Because Who the F*** Reads a Newspaper" , Smallz with "In Case You Missed It" - Sports and Pat poses a hum-dinger of a question. **Plus a classic telephone conversation between President Obama and China.**

AWM #10 - Stupid Flying People and Pat's Wedding Ring Attracts Hussies:

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Sun, 13 Oct 2013 19:02:00 +0000

Roy recounts his trip to the Southland, Pat honestly believes women want him, until they discover he is married.

PLUS: AWM's award-winning news segment "The Shit You Didn't Read in the Newspaper, Because Who the F*** Reads a Newspaper" - and Mr. Smallz with the best sports wrap up this side of the Manson-Nixon Line.

AWM #9 - Funerals, Closet Meat Eaters and Reading to the Blind

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Fri, 04 Oct 2013 17:58:00 +0000

Episode 9 is NOW LIVE!!!!

Roy has to jet to FL for a funeral

Pat Sevens expresses his intense desire to put some meat in his mouth.

Roy can't even land a volunteer job.

PLUS - Smallz with 'In Case You Missed It' sports.

AWM #8 - Soccer Mom Cults and Hairy Leg Sex

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Fri, 27 Sep 2013 22:28:00 +0000

Roy talks about a creepy mom-cult creeping around his neighborhood.

Pat won't touch his wife's hairy legs

AND

Smallz with 'In Case You Missed It" Sports wrap up!

AWM #7 - Old Men, BJ's and the Craigslist Prince

noreply@blogger.com (ROC-Radio Partners) — Sat, 21 Sep 2013 00:20:00 +0000

On this week's show:

Roy Chronicles his rumble with the Old men at BJ's.

Pat has a blind date at the AT&T store with the Arab Prince of Craigslist.

PLUS:

Our AWM News Segment, Shit you didn't read in the newspaper because who the F*** buys a newspaper anyway!

Mayor Richards ain't so Lovely
Get me my food stamps, bitch....and my purple drink.
My EZ-Pass is mooing.

Mr. Smallz's debut Sports segment: "In case you Missed It"

and The Fringe Fest dryhumps Rochester again. (guys hang from their balls off of buildings or something)

Listen!!!!

AWM #6 - Roy becomes Sybil / Pat Hates Jack Klugman

noreply@blogger.com (Fair Port Pictures) — Fri, 13 Sep 2013 00:11:00 +0000

Average White Men the Podcast, Episode 6!!!

Pat and Roy discuss why the show is now co-hosted by Roy Q. Gordon.

AWM News: Shit you didn't read in the newspaper because who the F*** buys a newspaper anyway!

Lovely Mayor Race and how it was so badly forecast.
Rose Chase: 315 chick who killed her man and chopped him up.
Rochester Fringe Fest helps you kick the crack habit.

And then.....Roy's Film Festival experience.

AND THEN.....Pat has to give up beer and heterosexuality to fix his bowels.

Brought to you by the Letter Q.

NO AND THEN!

Bonus!!! - Pat is too damn young to remember this show:

AWM #5 - Pat's Colon needs a hug

noreply@blogger.com (Fair Port Pictures) — Thu, 05 Sep 2013 16:32:00 +0000

On this episode:

Roy's wife thinks he is a complete wuss, and proves it.

** New Segment! 'Shit you didn't read in the newspaper because who the fuck buys a newspaper anyway?!'

The real dope on Back to School.

Pat is a 90 year old trapped in a 31 year old's colon.

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AWM #4 - Doomsday Preppers and Teens on Facebook

noreply@blogger.com (Fair Port Pictures) — Fri, 30 Aug 2013 00:56:00 +0000

Roy completely screws up the intro, which is left unedited to show his level of incompetence. The guys tackle the somewhat serious subject of social media and the inter-tubes and the appropriate ages of the kids who use them. Doomsday Preppers are seriously crazy and Pat will kill you for your shoes.

AWM #3 - Golf WASPS and No Nationality is Safe

noreply@blogger.com (Fair Port Pictures) — Thu, 22 Aug 2013 17:12:00 +0000

Pat and Roy get back to business.

Pat talks about his experiences covering the PGA.

They both insult a number of different nationalities, multiple times.

Roy is more Spanish than Irish and does not know any Armenians.

AWM #2 - Hot Street Walkers and Carlos Danger's Pork Sword

noreply@blogger.com (Fair Port Pictures) — Thu, 01 Aug 2013 11:18:00 +0000

Hey Pals - Episode 2 is chock full of inappropriate goodness. Pat describes the perfect Rochester street-walker, Roy is to sports as Anthony Weiner is to NOT taking pictures of his pork sword, Florida is the 10th level of hell and everyone wants a Nick Tahou's Hamburg plate.

AWM #1 - Lesbian Brain Trusts and The Unemployed Douche

noreply@blogger.com (Fair Port Pictures) — Thu, 01 Aug 2013 00:07:00 +0000

7-19-13

Pat and Roy discuss Lesbian Brain Scientists, Mrs. Pat's Birthday Let-down and why Roy is too pathetic for Home Depot.