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<p>Well you&#8217;d be looking pretty pleased with yourself too, if you&#8217;d snapped up the last available frock and saved yourself from the ignominy of the shiny short suit.</p>
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<p>Here are the answers to <a href="http://ayyyy.com/2009/07/13/ayyyy-puzzle-corner-74/">Monday&#8217;s puzzle corner</a>:<br />
1. Paris Hilton<br />
2. Courtney Love<br />
3. Winona Ryder<br />
4. Naomi Campbell<br />
5. Nicole Richie<br />
6. Christie Brinkley<br />
7. Rihanna<br />
8. Nicole Kidman<br />
9. Britney Spears<br />
10. Lil Kim</p>
<p>Congratulations to foxbeatus for a whopping 9 out of 10, with kudos to Danna for identifying the elusive no. 6.  We stand and do a slow clap in celebration of your awesome knowledge in celebrity courtroom fashion.  As your reward, you may have your pick from the outfits below, in case you ever need to stand trial on shoplifting charges.</p>
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</p>]]></content:encoded><description>Here are the answers to Monday&amp;#8217;s puzzle corner:
1. Paris Hilton
2. Courtney Love
3. Winona Ryder
4. Naomi Campbell
5. Nicole Richie
6. Christie Brinkley
7. Rihanna
8. Nicole Kidman
9. Britney Spears
10. Lil Kim
Congratulations to foxbeatus for a whopping 9 out of 10, with kudos to Danna for identifying the elusive no. 6.  We stand and do a slow clap in [...]</description><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://ayyyy.com/2009/07/15/all-is-revealed-73/feed/</wfw:commentRss><feedburner:origLink>http://ayyyy.com/2009/07/15/all-is-revealed-73/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Jake Gyllenhaal, man of a thousand faces</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ayyyy/oTjn/~3/XQYfbiv8hug/</link><category>Jake Gyllenhaal</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Spirit Fingers</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 08:18:30 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://ayyyy.com/2009/07/14/jake-gyllenhaal-man-of-a-thousand-faces/</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<p><img src='http://ayyyy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jakegyllenhaal2.jpg' alt='U talking to me?' /></p>
<p>While waiting to pick up Reese, Jake decided to kill time by practising his &#8220;<a href="http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/home/regularieninhalte/celebrity-gossip-ticker/top-celeb-news/2009/07/13/eva-longoria-parker-likes-to-be-tied-up-during-sex.html">What&#8217;s the big deal? You&#8217;ve never got it on in a store changing room before?</a>&#8221; expression of incredulity.</p>
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<p>Is that one knows how to pick a good quality eyeliner that doesn&#8217;t run.</p>
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<p>Answers will be put up on Wednesday morning.  In the meantime I will be calling Valentino out of retirement to design something for my appearance in traffic court to defend that much undeserved parking ticket.</p>
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<p>Because you can rely on pretty much any part of a symphony orchestra to give your hair that bit of extra volume.</p>
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</p>]]></content:encoded><description>Because you can rely on pretty much any part of a symphony orchestra to give your hair that bit of extra volume.

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<p>Once you&#8217;ve learnt the art of mending your own clothes, people will barely notice the difference!</p>
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<p>Inspired by the presence of Megan Fox, Cate decided to do a little transforming of her own.  I bet she&#8217;ll be able to morph into the most complex and multi-layered robot character we&#8217;ve ever seen!</p>
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