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Oka abbai pelli chupulaku velladu Ammai vachindi

2016-08-16T14:30:00.000-07:00

Oka abbai pelli chupulaku velladu.
Ammai vachindi, abbai peru
adugutadu. apudu ammai sasar lo cup
borlinchi idi na peru annadi wats the
girl name.

Ans : Cup+ILA = Kapila

Before and After Engagement funny insulting sms jokes

2016-08-16T09:03:00.000-07:00

AFTER ENGAGEMENT:

SHE: I waited so long for this
HE: Do U want me to leave?
SHE: No. never!
HE: Do U love me?
SHE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do
HE: Did you ever cheat me?
SHE: I would rather die than do it.
HE: Will you kiss me?
SHE: Surely, it's my pleasure.
HE: Will you hurt me?
SHE: No way, I'm not such a kind of person.
HE: Can I trust you?
SHE: Yes.
HE: Oh, Darling!

To know AFTER WEDDING
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Good Quote about life and the Heart

2016-08-15T16:20:00.000-07:00

"Life is a continuous challenge and an unending struggle"

"we r not made rich by what is in our pocket".

"But we r rich by what is in our heart".

Deep love sms in Telugu

2016-08-15T15:39:00.000-07:00

Oka Ammai.,
Kanllu chusi karigi poyanu,
Navvu chusi Naligipoyanu,
Matalu vini Murisi poyanu,
Nadaka chusi Nilakada ga undaleka poyanu,
Mothaniki aa ammai PREMA lo padi poyanu...

Many times I have disturbed You

2016-08-13T13:49:00.000-07:00

Many times I hav
disturbed U
troubled U
fooled u
irritated u
guided u
Today I just want 2 say. I
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WILL CONTINUE IT!! enjoy d disturbance...

If every one forgets U, I am with you...

2016-08-13T13:24:00.000-07:00

If every 1 forgets U, I am with u.
If every 1 lets u down, I am with u.
If every 1 betray u, I am still with u.
But if every 1 likes u, sorry I am with them...

Got confused message

2016-08-13T07:57:00.000-07:00

.!. H 6 I N
p o o 6
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H S I M
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Got confused...?

Turn ur mobile upside down&read it again.....

LOVE Full form

2016-08-13T07:51:00.000-07:00

LOVE..

L:- Love The Herat

O:- Overcome Probleams Together

V:- Value Everything You Share

E:- Encourage Each Other

Po Laxmi Po

2016-08-13T07:45:00.000-07:00

(_),,=.____..
"\','/" :.:: ::.) \,
!! "" !!
Po laxmi po !!okka tannu tannu inka nidra pokunda em chestunnado.

Home work enduku cheyaledu current poindi

2016-08-12T11:33:00.000-07:00

Sir:Home wrk enduku cheyaledu
Student:current ledu
Sir:mari kovvothi veligincha leda
Sdt: Aggipetta ledu
Sir: Enduku ledu
Sdt: Puja gadilo vudhi
sir: velli thechukovachu ga
sdt: snanam cheyya ledhu
sir: snanam yenduku cheyyaledu
sdt: motor veyya ledhu
sir: motor yenduku veyyaledhu
sdt: yenni sarlu cheppali bey current ledhani.

You are missing part of my heart...

2016-08-10T00:11:00.000-07:00

A boy proposed his girlfriend for marriage,
Girl: Tell me... who do you love most in this world..?
Boy: You, of course!
Girl: what am I to you?

Boy: The boy thought for a moment and looked intently in her eyes and said "You are missing part of my heart" She smiled,and she accepted his proposal.?

After their wedding, the couple had a sweet and happy life for a while.However,the youthful couple began to drift apart due to the busy schedule of life and the never-ending worries of daily problems...their life became difficult. All the challenges posed by the harsh realities of life began to drift away their dreams and love for each other...The couple began to have more quarrels and each quarrel made their relation more worst.

One day, after the quarrel, the girl ran out of the house.... At the opposite side of the road, she shouted,"You don't love me...!"The boy hated her childishness and out of impulse, said,"May be, it was a mistake for us to be together..!You were never the missing part of my ? ...!"

Suddenly, she turned quiet and stood there for a long while.... He regretted what he said but words spoken cant be taken back.With tears in her eyes, she went home to pack her things and Before leaving the house, she left a note for him:"If I'm really not the missing part of your ?, let me go..n search for sum1 who is... It is less painful this way...let us go on our separate ways and search for our own partners..."

Five years went by....He never remarried but he had tried to find out about her life indirectly..... She had left the country and was living her dreams.He use to regret on what he did but never tried to bring her back.. In the dark and lonely night, he lit his cigarette and felt the lingering ache in his heart.He couldn't bring himself to admit that he was missing her.....One day, they finally met.... At the airport, He was going away on a business trip .He saw her, She was standing there alone, with just the security door separating them. She smiled at him gently.

Boy: How are you ?
Girl: I'm fine. How about you... Have you found your heart's missing part...?
Boy: No.
Girl: I'll be flying to New York in the next flight.
Boy: I'll be back in 2 weeks time. Give me a call when you are back... You know my number.... Nothing has changed.
With a smile, she turned around and waved good- bye..
"Good-bye . . ."

Same evening he heard of a plane crash which was headed to New York.He tried to know about her and

found that,She died. Midnight..... Once again, he lit his cigarette..... And like before, he felt the lingering ache in his heart.... He finally knew, she was that missing part that he had carelessly broken . . .

A for Apple B for Big Apple

2016-08-09T06:57:00.000-07:00

A for Apple B for Big Apple C for Chinna Apple D for Double Apple E for Enkoka Apple F for First Cheppane AAA Apple. LKG OVER. . !
Repu UKG

BOY Do you have a PEN

2016-08-09T06:21:00.000-07:00

BOY:Do you have a PEN?
Girl: Yeah
BOY: Oh.. Its Out Of Ink !
Girl: What?
…You’re Kidding, It Works!
Boy: It Doesn’t Work!
Well, You Try…
Go, Write Your
Cell Phone Number Here

Many people will walk in and out of your life

2016-08-09T03:17:00.000-07:00

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but
only true friends will leave footprints in your heart

I’M WARNING YOU I know karate

2016-08-06T08:16:00.000-07:00

I’M WARNING YOU…
Don’t message me today!
I know Karate, sale Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words

A Hurted Line By A Boy Who's Friend Reqest

2016-08-05T06:00:00.000-07:00

A Hurted Line By A Boy Who's Friend Request
Was Not Accepted by A GiRl On Facebook
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I Had Sent You A Friend Request..
Not A Love Letter........... =P

When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God

2016-08-05T05:24:00.000-07:00

When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you
Why should only I suffer!!! ha ha ha

Funny Hindi SMS

2016-08-02T22:52:00.000-07:00

Santa: Banta agar apko 10 or 5 Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kon sa note uthaoge?

Banta: 10 rs. ka?

Santa : Bas isliye ap pe joke bante he, dono b to utha skte ho.

What is BUS???

2016-08-02T08:34:00.000-07:00

What is BUS ?
A Vehicle that runs slow when you are in it, but
Runs faster when you are chasing it.

Every Tear is a Sign of

2016-07-29T23:41:00.000-07:00

Every tear is a Sign of
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CUTTING ONIONS!

Every silence is a sign of
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Zero balance!

Every smile is a sign of
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DAILY BRUSHING
LIFE IS SIMPLE DON'T MAKE IT COMPLEX WITH DIFFICULT EXPLANATIONS.

Be Happy and Smile.

2016-07-18T11:58:00.000-07:00

NEVER BLAME any DAY in ur LIFE. Gud Days give u "HAPPINESS" Bad Days give u "EXPERIENCE" Worst Days give u "A LESSON" All r "ESSENTIAL" SO B HAPPY N SMILE"

Sweetest Chocolate Has An Expiry Date.

2016-07-18T11:57:00.000-07:00

When Someone Is So Sweet To U,

Don't Expect That They Will Be Like That All the Time

Because

Even The Sweetest Chocolate Has An Expiry Date...

This is My Pet

2016-07-18T03:50:00.000-07:00

()...()
(o_o)
(_* _)~'~
This is my pet cat....
Actually,
I sent it to tell
"Good Morning"
but it walked too slow & reached u now...
So,
Good Night.

MATHS MAGIC

2016-07-11T12:07:00.000-07:00

MATHS MAGIC:

259 x UR AGE x 39 = ?

Just Try It

You Will Get An Interesting Result.

My Friends are like my Balls.

2016-07-10T00:55:00.000-07:00

My Friends r like my Balls.
Very close,
Always at Hand and Always Hanging Around,
Doing Nthng But without them;
I'm simply No Man So LONG LIVE MY FRNDz!