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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/7KYgY27Lmvs" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/antonio-margarito-after-round-1-and-round-11/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/antonio-margarito-after-round-1-and-round-11/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Ghetto Bitches At It Again Part 3: Denny’s Halloween Fight</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/mWDaW_6staQ/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 22:16:16 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2974</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Ghetto Halloween food fight in Denny's. Something delightful about a fight where everyone is in a fairy tale costume.<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/mWDaW_6staQ" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/ghetto-bitches-at-it-again-part-3-dennys-halloween-fight/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/ghetto-bitches-at-it-again-part-3-dennys-halloween-fight/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>This Is Why Ke$ha Needs To Act Like A Slut</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/-MfHxjha-ig/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Galleries</category><category>Pictures</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2010 03:11:15 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2966</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Makes sense now.<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/-0U1qZjmMnk" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/50-cent-uses-lamborghini-trunk-as-a-briefcase-for-cash/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">1</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/50-cent-uses-lamborghini-trunk-as-a-briefcase-for-cash/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>50 Cent Playing With Half A Million Dollars Cash</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/47vkBb_D_9Y/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Galleries</category><category>Pictures</category><category>Celebrities</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 07 Nov 2010 15:29:10 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2925</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[I would've gotten it in 20's instead of 100's, but that's just me.<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/257_gSTFGXs" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/mcdonalds-fight-after-sf-world-series/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/mcdonalds-fight-after-sf-world-series/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>The Fresh Out Of Jail Gangsta Nap</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/Drp6tcPnJ3I/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Pictures</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 01:34:52 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2900</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/Drp6tcPnJ3I" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/the-fresh-out-of-jail-gangsta-nap/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/the-fresh-out-of-jail-gangsta-nap/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Baracka Flacka Flames Head Of The State Rap</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/VlxQ6Q62u0I/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Political</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 22:31:08 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2892</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA["See Michelle, thats my﻿ mufuckin nigga, we hang in D.C. with em C.I.A. killas"<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/VlxQ6Q62u0I" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/baracka-flacka-flames-head-of-the-state-rap/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/baracka-flacka-flames-head-of-the-state-rap/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>The Greatest Joke Ever Told</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/b2qYaaYt5iI/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Pictures</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 23:24:13 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2888</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/b2qYaaYt5iI" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/the-greatest-joke-ever-told/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/the-greatest-joke-ever-told/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 44: I’m A Real Man</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/rO-JHlJAwFE/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 16:25:28 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2868</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Sparta admits to being envious of me. Doesn&#8217;t really go into exactly why he is envious but thats all I really needed to know. We then get into whether Mike Tyson is actually dumb or not. Tell...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/rO-JHlJAwFE" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-44-im-a-real-man/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>2:00:19</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>Sparta admits to being envious of me. Doesn’t really go into exactly why he is envious but thats all I really needed to know. We then get into whether Mike Tyson is actually dumb or not. Tell us what you think in the forum. Vanessa hates mexic[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Sparta admits to being envious of me. Doesn’t really go into exactly why he is envious but thats all I really needed to know. We then get into whether Mike Tyson is actually dumb or not. Tell us what you think in the forum. Vanessa hates mexican guys and and will never date one. All that and more on the show.
Here is the link to the story on the ASU girl that was pathetically banged on camera, click.
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/6VcNg7RO4vU" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/arabs-cant-fly-planes-but-they-sure-can-drive/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/arabs-cant-fly-planes-but-they-sure-can-drive/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 43: Its Just A Beard Ladies</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/k-hqYOn5rPw/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 14:56:25 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2846</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[I grew a beard over the break. Ladies love it, but the guys feels threatened by my masculinity. Jealousy ensues. 50 Tyson gets a record deal but it feels more like they are taking advantage of the...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/k-hqYOn5rPw" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-43-its-just-a-beard-ladies/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:51:34</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>I grew a beard over the break. Ladies love it, but the guys feels threatened by my masculinity. Jealousy ensues. 50 Tyson gets a record deal but it feels more like they are taking advantage of the kid. Anthony gingerly attacks, as he feels his femal[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>I grew a beard over the break. Ladies love it, but the guys feels threatened by my masculinity. Jealousy ensues. 50 Tyson gets a record deal but it feels more like they are taking advantage of the kid. Anthony gingerly attacks, as he feels his female relationship is being threatened.
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/fc3zc9zhxGg" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/crazy-russian-going-180-mph-grid-locked-traffic/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">1</slash:comments><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/M1OKsZeC4iI/596_1286607345" fileSize="100001" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Bad Melons is a free comedy podcast. Badmelons.com will be "the one" you finally introduce to your step-mom. Become part of the Bad Melons Militia and dominate the internet! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Melo</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Just another WordPress site</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,talk,show,radio,podcast,top,free,online,internet,streaming,humor</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/crazy-russian-going-180-mph-grid-locked-traffic/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/M1OKsZeC4iI/596_1286607345" length="100001" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://www.liveleak.com/e/596_1286607345</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Man Befriends Giant Man Eating Crocodile</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/IgDBcKgjxvE/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Animals</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 20:55:45 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2824</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/IgDBcKgjxvE" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/man-befriends-giant-man-eating-crocodile/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/man-befriends-giant-man-eating-crocodile/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Six Minutes of Pure Fuck*ng Rally Car Win</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/_5KEcA2-U7Q/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Car</category><category>Stunts</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2010 20:58:43 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2817</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[﻿﻿﻿<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/EZWUPzCXWOY" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/is-kim-kardashians-ass-too-big/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/is-kim-kardashians-ass-too-big/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 39: Michelin Man</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/OxBVjr_CEvg/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 11:44:39 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2369</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Quite a bit happened during this show. We had Justin from sportscracklepop.com call in. Talked about Lebron going to the Heat. We try to understand all the Lebron hate. I put up some new shirts up in...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/OxBVjr_CEvg" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-39-michelin-man/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>2:22:35</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>Quite a bit happened during this show. We had Justin from sportscracklepop.com call in. Talked about Lebron going to the Heat. We try to understand all the Lebron hate. I put up some new shirts up in the store. If you want the shirts for free go to [...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Quite a bit happened during this show. We had Justin from sportscracklepop.com call in. Talked about Lebron going to the Heat. We try to understand all the Lebron hate. I put up some new shirts up in the store. If you want the shirts for free go to badmelons.com/promote to find out how. 50 Tyson responds to our show in a very hostile manner. Chuck is delusional. I tell a story of how Chuck went store to store asking if anyone sold AK-47′s. Josh explains a few red neck games that make me question society. All that and more on the show. Link us to your friends!
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/6co8wOag1bA" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/ghetto-bitches-at-it-again-ah-naw-he-didnt/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/E7s-jYcSOmU/wshhb2LLP9V81CsZHAwa" fileSize="19702" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Bad Melons is a free comedy podcast. Badmelons.com will be "the one" you finally introduce to your step-mom. Become part of the Bad Melons Militia and dominate the internet! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Melo</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Just another WordPress site</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,talk,show,radio,podcast,top,free,online,internet,streaming,humor</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/ghetto-bitches-at-it-again-ah-naw-he-didnt/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/E7s-jYcSOmU/wshhb2LLP9V81CsZHAwa" length="19702" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhb2LLP9V81CsZHAwa</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ke$ha Takes A Money Shot</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/yH5f6S6xZo4/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Pictures</category><category>Celebrities</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 13:30:36 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2292</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[&#160; This is rumored to be a picture of Ke$ha with spooge on her stomach. Knowing her shtick is being a little slut, this isn&#8217;t too surprising. She should have prettied herself up little or...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/Wn18LNNniOk" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/guy-gets-bitten-by-a-shark-and-screams-like-a-bitch/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/guy-gets-bitten-by-a-shark-and-screams-like-a-bitch/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>50 Tyson Disses Bad Melons</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/YddJXPri9PE/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 08:57:16 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2097</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[&#160; I got a message from Jenkins saying I have to watch the last minute of this 50 Tyson video. I couldn&#8217;t believe my ears. This is absolutely devastating. I thought 50 Tyson was down with...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/YddJXPri9PE" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/50-tyson-disses-bad-melons/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">1</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/50-tyson-disses-bad-melons/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Hot Girls Getting Ready Together Is Always Fun</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/lNgCb98ye4k/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Sexy</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 23:00:02 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2087</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[So many questions to ask, but I think it&#8217;s better to just quietly watch like a creep. &#160;<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/QLw9hcdNyQs" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/knuckle-head-lights-firework-in-mouth/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/knuckle-head-lights-firework-in-mouth/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Hottest iPhone Babes Ever!</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/jK-XwCcKAbE/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Pictures</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 20:04:22 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2059</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/jK-XwCcKAbE" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/hottest-iphone-babes-ever/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/hottest-iphone-babes-ever/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 38: What a Clock Bock</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/23Adc_pBzFc/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 04:26:31 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2053</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Sparta messages a girl on Facebook on my account and basically ruined 3 years of me trying to seal the wheel. Ron Artest is a likable guy. Woman lights boyfriend on fire and consequently kills him...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/23Adc_pBzFc" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-38-what-a-clock-bock/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:19:08</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>Sparta messages a girl on Facebook on my account and basically ruined 3 years of me trying to seal the wheel. Ron Artest is a likable guy. Woman lights boyfriend on fire and consequently kills him and 3 other people. Josh’s hick uncle Tim scar[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Sparta messages a girl on Facebook on my account and basically ruined 3 years of me trying to seal the wheel. Ron Artest is a likable guy. Woman lights boyfriend on fire and consequently kills him and 3 other people. Josh’s hick uncle Tim scares of big foot in the North Carolina mountains. Miley, we apparently nobody cared about her snatch in a picture. All that and more on todays show.

Seattle Cop Can’t Control Teenage Girl
Jealous Lover Sets Boyfriend On Fire</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/HON4mXhk_C4/bm_38.mp3" fileSize="75964416" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-38-what-a-clock-bock/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/HON4mXhk_C4/bm_38.mp3" length="75964416" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/2053/0/bm_38.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Jealous Lover Sets Boyfriend On Fire</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/TPiBhEYQydA/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Pictures</category><category>Stories</category><category>Crazy</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:41:19 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2050</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[This is the horrific moment a couple became human fireballs as they were engulfed in flames in a New York street. William Salazar, 32, is pictured with his clothes alight as he desperately tried to...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/TPiBhEYQydA" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/jealous-lover-sets-boyfriend-on-fire/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/jealous-lover-sets-boyfriend-on-fire/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Samsung Heiress Busted With 500 Lbs of Marijuana</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/NzA41b0VV7g/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Pictures</category><category>Crazy</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 00:20:47 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2037</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[&#160; This footer massager (probably a happy ender) claims to be the heiress of the Samsung fortune. She was busted on her gulf stream jet with $500K worth of marijuana. While flying from California...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/NzA41b0VV7g" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/samsung-heiress-busted-with-500-lbs-of-marijuana/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/samsung-heiress-busted-with-500-lbs-of-marijuana/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Seattle Cop Can’t Control Teenage Girl</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/iJDKARQf89A/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Police</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 00:48:19 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2033</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[This cop is a complete embarrassment to Bad Melons. I can&#8217;t tell if he connected his punch very well, because it seems to have dropped a few frames in the video. Either way you have a taser,...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/iJDKARQf89A" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/seattle-cop-cant-control-teenage-girl/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">1</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/seattle-cop-cant-control-teenage-girl/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Kelly Brook is Doing Playboy</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/_BZBOWyNTq8/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Pictures</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 04:05:01 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2026</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/_BZBOWyNTq8" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/kelly-brook-is-doing-playboy/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/kelly-brook-is-doing-playboy/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 37: You’re a Big Meanie</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/G4EISOYL1O8/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 04:48:41 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2015</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[I was told I&#8217;m an asshole.<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/G4EISOYL1O8" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-37-youre-a-big-meanie/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:34:30</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>I was told I’m an asshole.
</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>I was told I’m an asshole.
</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/4mlN6D4Wgso/bm_37.mp3" fileSize="90720156" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-37-youre-a-big-meanie/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/4mlN6D4Wgso/bm_37.mp3" length="90720156" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/2015/0/bm_37.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Splice’s Alternate Ending Played By Britney Spears</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/71bCTqkW8-k/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Pictures</category><category>Celebrities</category><category>Movies</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 17:08:30 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=2004</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Their pitch was to have the clone (or whatever this thing is) seduce the caretaker to escape. After finding out there aren&#8217;t tampons that fit her, she goes on a Britney Spears type meltdown....<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/71bCTqkW8-k" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/splices-alternate-ending-played-by-britney-spears/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/splices-alternate-ending-played-by-britney-spears/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Bad Melons Babe of the Month for June 2010</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/Huh1EeigQwQ/</link><category>Babe of the Month</category><category>Featured</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 13:21:46 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1990</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Chrissa<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/Huh1EeigQwQ" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/bad-melons-babe-of-the-month-for-june-2010/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">2</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/bad-melons-babe-of-the-month-for-june-2010/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 36: Sack Tapping</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/kB-HqwyUH18/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 17:24:04 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1981</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Lipstick lesbians (new word I learned) are mans best friend. Sack tapping is mean. Mullets are making a come back. Sack tapping video<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/kB-HqwyUH18" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-36-sack-tapping/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:22:12</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>Lipstick lesbians (new word I learned) are mans best friend. Sack tapping is mean. Mullets are making a come back.

Sack tapping video</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Lipstick lesbians (new word I learned) are mans best friend. Sack tapping is mean. Mullets are making a come back.

Sack tapping video</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/DgEnzOnvkuw/bm_36.mp3" fileSize="78914481" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-36-sack-tapping/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/DgEnzOnvkuw/bm_36.mp3" length="78914481" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/1981/0/bm_36.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Podcast 35: Paris With Love</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/CUVhtJ-Wth0/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 16:24:23 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1971</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Last year&#8217;s X Games qualifier Paris Rosen comes on the show to talk about where he&#8217;s at with his career. He shines some light on exactly what went wrong with his front flip attempt and...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/CUVhtJ-Wth0" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/podcast-35-paris-with-love/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:22:12</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>Last year’s X Games qualifier Paris Rosen comes on the show to talk about where he’s at with his career. He shines some light on exactly what went wrong with his front flip attempt and what changes he has made. Paris gets into what its l[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Last year’s X Games qualifier Paris Rosen comes on the show to talk about where he’s at with his career. He shines some light on exactly what went wrong with his front flip attempt and what changes he has made. Paris gets into what its like to pursue his dream with very little money. He also explains why he thinks he was able to build  a name for himself so quickly. As well as discussing competition from future front flippers and riders who already have in the bag, like rider Jacko from Australia. But first we talk about my plans to start an A** Hair Cancer Foundation. Its for the kids.

Paris’s X Games front flip attempt.
Paris doing and interview with his shirt off.
**Warning if you are a first time listener, this podcast is definitely rated mature. So get your parents permission to listen first, boys and girls.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/DuMrFUEb2Lk/bm_35.mp3" fileSize="78914481" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/podcast-35-paris-with-love/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/DuMrFUEb2Lk/bm_35.mp3" length="78914481" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/1971/0/bm_35.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Creepy Women Hides in Someone’s Apartment</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/vCuDlW9w05A/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Crazy</category><category>Creepy</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 22:34:25 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1964</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[You know those videos that try a little to hard to be viral, well this is one of them. Even though this guy did a decent job at making this seem legit, it just doesn&#8217;t add up. You can see the...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/vCuDlW9w05A" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/creepy-women-hides-in-someones-apartment/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/creepy-women-hides-in-someones-apartment/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 34: Nascar Dreams</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/Qodv0WhP4A4/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 05:43:08 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1932</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[I present my dreams of becoming a Nascar driver. I will be buying a shifter kart and working my way up to the Nascar circuit. Josh finds out he and his teacher were not on the same page. The girl at...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/Qodv0WhP4A4" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-34-nascar-dreams/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:13:35</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>I present my dreams of becoming a Nascar driver. I will be buying a shifter kart and working my way up to the Nascar circuit. Josh finds out he and his teacher were not on the same page. The girl at the end of the How to get a date with Sparta John [...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>I present my dreams of becoming a Nascar driver. I will be buying a shifter kart and working my way up to the Nascar circuit. Josh finds out he and his teacher were not on the same page. The girl at the end of the How to get a date with Sparta John video cries after seeing the video (LMAO). Hooter’s girl gets told lose wait or beat it sister. The guy in the Kendra sex tape had his socks and was an extra in The Hills have Eyes.
Hooter’s Girl Weight Debate
Kendra Screen Shots (NSFW)
Kendra Video (NSFW)
Update: Former NASCAR Driver Arrested for Attempted Rape – My heart stopped when I read this headline.
</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/bDCCuJ69ZKA/bm_34.mp3" fileSize="70633873" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-34-nascar-dreams/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/bDCCuJ69ZKA/bm_34.mp3" length="70633873" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/1932/0/bm_34.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Probably in Jail for Defending His Hair-Do</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/WubVE9zU6XQ/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Pictures</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 01:45:01 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1902</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/WubVE9zU6XQ" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/probably-in-jail-for-defending-his-hair-do/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/probably-in-jail-for-defending-his-hair-do/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 33: Vulva Juice</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/V5cYCAUiXS0/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 15:11:16 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1897</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[We find out what Vulva is about. It&#8217;s a vaginal scent that comes in a little vial and is sold for a very high price. We try to understand the point of this product, but I don&#8217;t think we...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/V5cYCAUiXS0" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-33-vulva-juice/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:44:43</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>We find out what Vulva is about. It’s a vaginal scent that comes in a little vial and is sold for a very high price. We try to understand the point of this product, but I don’t think we come to a conclusion.
Bad Melons TV: How to Get a D[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>We find out what Vulva is about. It’s a vaginal scent that comes in a little vial and is sold for a very high price. We try to understand the point of this product, but I don’t think we come to a conclusion.
Bad Melons TV: How to Get a Date with Sparta John
Vulva Original (NSFW)</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/sYbbY1eDgxg/bm_33.mp3" fileSize="100532583" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-33-vulva-juice/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/sYbbY1eDgxg/bm_33.mp3" length="100532583" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/1897/0/bm_33.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Bad Melons Babe of the Month for May 2010</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/W4qpE-DJv2g/</link><category>Babe of the Month</category><category>Featured</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 20:33:46 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1875</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Kristen<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/R28npMsKTWM" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-32-check-my-album/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:25:52</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>Sparta John proudly admits to being shit on after finding out how we get our Babes of the Month’s. We learn about the ambitious 50 Tyson and his infamous rhymes. Slaying heavy’s. Dry humping hurts. Sparta John tells the story of how he b[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Sparta John proudly admits to being shit on after finding out how we get our Babes of the Month’s. We learn about the ambitious 50 Tyson and his infamous rhymes. Slaying heavy’s. Dry humping hurts. Sparta John tells the story of how he became a tool. Chuck quietly plays with a roll of tape. Great show, tell your friends.



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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/rdgamye0ysE" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/asu-undie-run-2010/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/asu-undie-run-2010/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Knifing Throwing Mother in 1950</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/zAnd_KnXklw/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 16:16:59 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1639</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/AZISlSPR1kg" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-31-jumbo-hearing/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:13:42</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>We discussed people who need to bump heavy bass at a stop light, while there is nothing you can do, but wish their whole family gets murdered. Everyone falls in love with Taylor, our babe of the month.  We talk about the n-word. Immigration Bill get[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>We discussed people who need to bump heavy bass at a stop light, while there is nothing you can do, but wish their whole family gets murdered. Everyone falls in love with Taylor, our babe of the month.  We talk about the n-word. Immigration Bill gets both thumbs up and down.

Taylor, Babe of the Month for April
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/ImAVWQDLrno" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/how-to-eat-a-juicy-creature-yuk/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">1</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/how-to-eat-a-juicy-creature-yuk/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Bad Melons Babe of the Month for April 2010</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/Vkn5k0Au5iM/</link><category>Babe of the Month</category><category>Featured</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 23:22:43 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1604</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Taylor We went with the Bad Melons Babe of the Month for April, Taylor, to Rent a Center for a quick photoshoot. We ended up being asked to leave ask after 8 minutes, as we expected. The whole point...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/Vkn5k0Au5iM" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/bad-melons-babe-of-the-month-for-april-2010/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">3</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/bad-melons-babe-of-the-month-for-april-2010/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Tiger Woods’ Nike Commercial Original Concept</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/9ebGISsdTGE/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Celebrities</category><category>Sports</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 15:00:36 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1599</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Well done. This is Tiger Woods&#8217; Nike commercial remixed with the voice mail he left one of the whores. Hey, its uh, its Tiger&#8230;<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/9ebGISsdTGE" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/tiger-woods-nike-commercial-original-concept/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/tiger-woods-nike-commercial-original-concept/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Taiwanese Sings Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You”</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/bWTxfZ7ePxs/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Crazy</category><category>Music</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 12:34:51 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1591</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[How gay would you feel after accidentally stumbling over this talent? This punchable faced Asian has no shame, as he shouldn&#8217;t, when singing Whitney Houston&#8217;s &#8220;I Will Always Love...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/bWTxfZ7ePxs" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/taiwanese-sings-whitney-houstons-i-will-always-love-you/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/taiwanese-sings-whitney-houstons-i-will-always-love-you/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 30: Hindu Salesman</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/A97ywUs-tLs/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 16:16:25 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1578</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[I got dooped into being a sucker. Good thing I brought Andy along to be a sucker with me. It was an entertaining experience watching a room full of 63 hindu&#8217;s  trying to convince people they...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/A97ywUs-tLs" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-30-hindu-salesman/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>0:43:30</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>I got dooped into being a sucker. Good thing I brought Andy along to be a sucker with me. It was an entertaining experience watching a room full of 63 hindu’s  trying to convince people they can create passive income by selling the “#2 e[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>I got dooped into being a sucker. Good thing I brought Andy along to be a sucker with me. It was an entertaining experience watching a room full of 63 hindu’s  trying to convince people they can create passive income by selling the “#2 energy” drink in America. Which I have never heard of by the way.  We explain everything that happened on the show.
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/5VgkQuhXDOI" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/jumping-for-the-fats-and-disabled/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/jumping-for-the-fats-and-disabled/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Bad Melons TV: Chuck and the $10.50 Stripper</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/Q_Aatf4m0gc/</link><category>Bad Melons TV</category><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 19:09:29 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1563</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Chuck gets into a little bit of trouble after he gets confused by 2 similar looking strippers and gives his money to the wrong one.<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/Q_Aatf4m0gc" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/bad-melons-tv-chuck-and-the-10-50-stripper/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/bad-melons-tv-chuck-and-the-10-50-stripper/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 29: Prairie Holocaust</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/AF3SLZkOvgw/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 06:45:39 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1555</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Talk about killing prairie dogs and playing with snakes. Chuck apologizes for last week&#8217;s comment about being able to get any girl. Jesse James posing as hitler and Michelle Bombshell. Tiger...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/AF3SLZkOvgw" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-29-prairie-holocaust/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:21:24</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>Talk about killing prairie dogs and playing with snakes. Chuck apologizes for last week’s comment about being able to get any girl. Jesse James posing as hitler and Michelle Bombshell. Tiger paid mistress $10 Mil to STFU and other inertesting [...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Talk about killing prairie dogs and playing with snakes. Chuck apologizes for last week’s comment about being able to get any girl. Jesse James posing as hitler and Michelle Bombshell. Tiger paid mistress $10 Mil to STFU and other inertesting talk. Leave comments and tell your friends! Thanks for listening!
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/-QFzAs9uk8Q" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/bad-boobs-for-jesus-christ-happy-easter/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/bad-boobs-for-jesus-christ-happy-easter/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>He Bite Me in My Vagina</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/ocDHEvcAGXc/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Angry</category><category>Animals</category><category>Crazy</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 12:57:01 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1534</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[&#8220;I suffer when he bites me. He bite me in my vagina. When I&#8217;m walking and he sees other dogs, right away he jumps on my vagina, because he gets so crazy. He bites the labrador on his...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/ocDHEvcAGXc" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/he-bite-me-in-my-vagina/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">1</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/he-bite-me-in-my-vagina/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Insane crash! Niki Croft! Hits Roof</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/5UMJMLrW3y8/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Crazy</category><category>Sports</category><category>Stunts</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:25:23 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1528</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Niki Croft has an insane crash after jumping around like a baboon on his bmx and hits the roof. Then falls straight to the ground. To be honest this video is more funny than insane.<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/5UMJMLrW3y8" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/insane-crash-niki-croft-hits-roof/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/ZZnXJPetpz8/152B3" fileSize="195250" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Bad Melons is a free comedy podcast. Badmelons.com will be "the one" you finally introduce to your step-mom. Become part of the Bad Melons Militia and dominate the internet! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Melo</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Just another WordPress site</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,talk,show,radio,podcast,top,free,online,internet,streaming,humor</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/insane-crash-niki-croft-hits-roof/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/ZZnXJPetpz8/152B3" length="195250" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://www.twitvid.com/player/152B3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Fedor Emelianenko Knocks Brett Rogers Head Off</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/bhEXn-oA5VU/</link><category>Animated Gif</category><category>Featured</category><category>Pictures</category><category>Fighting</category><category>Sports</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:26:16 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1525</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Fedor Emelianenko just pops Brett Rogers head off. This is from a fight back in November 2009. &#160;<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/bhEXn-oA5VU" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/fedor-emelianenko-knocks-brett-rogers-head-off/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/fedor-emelianenko-knocks-brett-rogers-head-off/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Bad Melons Babe of the Month for March 2010</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/qYD4HNZMdn0/</link><category>Babe of the Month</category><category>Featured</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 15:44:23 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1509</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Tammy Photos: Andy Le<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/qYD4HNZMdn0" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/bad-melons-babe-of-the-month-for-march-2010/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">2</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/bad-melons-babe-of-the-month-for-march-2010/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 28: Disaster Part 28</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/oYwHP5VTnMA/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:40:43 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1511</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[We play the Bad Melons TV &#8211; Sparta John Loses His Mind video. We explain what happened before all of that went down. How much of an idiot I am for not understanding what it means when a girl...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/oYwHP5VTnMA" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-28-disaster-part-28/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:32:06</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>We play the Bad Melons TV – Sparta John Loses His Mind video. We explain what happened before all of that went down. How much of an idiot I am for not understanding what it means when a girl asks for your apartment number at 3:00 a.m.
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/4GPz1Mq98ec" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/just-a-kid-humping-a-dog/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/just-a-kid-humping-a-dog/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Bad Melons TV – Sparta John Loses His Mind</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/4x2DLpgZeFI/</link><category>Bad Melons TV</category><category>Featured</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:48:28 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1497</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Sparta John can&#8217;t believe Chuck hooked up with more girls then he did in rehab. Getting played sucks and Sparta John did not take it very well at all. One of the better lines I have heard this...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/4x2DLpgZeFI" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/bad-melons-tv-sparta-john-loses-his-mind/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">1</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/bad-melons-tv-sparta-john-loses-his-mind/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 27: Click Fraud</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/7criK6NQ_1U/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 05:45:39 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1481</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[People hate, people love. But we love you all. Especially people who burn calories putting our show down.  We talk about unfriendly podcasts. One little indian, two little indians, four. Must listen...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/7criK6NQ_1U" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/podcast-27-click-fraud/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">2</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:12:35</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>People hate, people love. But we love you all. Especially people who burn calories putting our show down.  We talk about unfriendly podcasts. One little indian, two little indians, four. Must listen to.
</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>People hate, people love. But we love you all. Especially people who burn calories putting our show down.  We talk about unfriendly podcasts. One little indian, two little indians, four. Must listen to.
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/b5esW3ftZ2E" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/this-is-why-soccer-is-for-fags/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">1</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/this-is-why-soccer-is-for-fags/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Kim Kardashian’s Glove Does Not Fit</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/FuEbEu9P3T4/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Pictures</category><category>Celebrities</category><category>Crazy</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:15:32 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1443</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[&#160; Incase you dont get it: 1. Kim&#8217;s dad was O.J.&#8217;s Lawyer 2. O.J. was acquitted because the glove did not fit 3. Kim&#8217;s glove does not fit BONUS: 4. O.J. was awarded the Heisman...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/FuEbEu9P3T4" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/kim-kardashians-glove-does-not-fit/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">2</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/kim-kardashians-glove-does-not-fit/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>George Bush Hates Black People</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/ehodp8HQ3YQ/</link><category>Animated Gif</category><category>Featured</category><category>Pictures</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:08:57 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1435</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Easily the funnest president there ever was. They&#8217;re having way to much fun. &#160;<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/ehodp8HQ3YQ" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/george-bush-hates-black-people/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/george-bush-hates-black-people/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Midget Dances to Miley Cyrus Song</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/oFeKvAYwMwE/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Awesome</category><category>Music</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:06:28 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1415</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Midget Dances to Miley Cyrus &#8217;Party in the USA&#8217;.  She has the moves. You really can&#8217;t fault her on that and to be honest she kind of won me over by the end. Creepy as fuck though....<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/oFeKvAYwMwE" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/midget-dances-to-hannah-montana-miley-cyrus-song/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">1</slash:comments><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/8vd89vCFIM8/player.swf" fileSize="122810" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Bad Melons is a free comedy podcast. Badmelons.com will be "the one" you finally introduce to your step-mom. Become part of the Bad Melons Militia and dominate the internet! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Melo</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Just another WordPress site</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,talk,show,radio,podcast,top,free,online,internet,streaming,humor</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/midget-dances-to-hannah-montana-miley-cyrus-song/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/8vd89vCFIM8/player.swf" length="122810" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://www.ebaumsworld.com/player.swf</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Podcast 26: Fat Club Suicide</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/xiBFkOkhI3k/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:24:49 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1408</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[I will soon get my braces off and able to talk to at least some decent looking girls. Fat people at clubs suck. Playing suicide is fun when you are alone. More on the comedy podcast. Dude&#8230;<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/xiBFkOkhI3k" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-26-fat-club-suicide/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>0:52:00</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>I will soon get my braces off and able to talk to at least some decent looking girls. Fat people at clubs suck. Playing suicide is fun when you are alone. More on the comedy podcast. Dude…
</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>I will soon get my braces off and able to talk to at least some decent looking girls. Fat people at clubs suck. Playing suicide is fun when you are alone. More on the comedy podcast. Dude…
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/Um3J8DsLVf4" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/snowboarding-in-suburbs-of-dc/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">3</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/snowboarding-in-suburbs-of-dc/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>This is Why Kim Kardashian is Famous</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/bIlEPQO3SFI/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Pictures</category><category>Celebrities</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:59:44 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1377</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Once in a while you come across a picture that just makes you go &#8216;hmm how lucky would I have to be to catch a swiff&#8217;. Well this is it. Have her boobs been inhaling more CO2? &#160; &#160;<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/bIlEPQO3SFI" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/this-is-why-kim-kardashian-is-famous/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/this-is-why-kim-kardashian-is-famous/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Native American Took an Old Fashion Shit at the Mall</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/CPxFSjEPqmA/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Crazy</category><category>Gross</category><category>Stupid</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:10:45 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1368</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[This native American took an old fashion shit on a plant at the mall. He should have wiped with his Yah-Ta Hey Eagles wind breaker. Then smeared in on the rail while going down the stairs.<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/CPxFSjEPqmA" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/native-american-took-an-old-fashion-shit-at-the-mall/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">1</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/native-american-took-an-old-fashion-shit-at-the-mall/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 25: Bang in the Car</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/ZFZQinNprp8/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 03:53:51 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1361</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[How hard is it to bang in a car? Banging in a car stories. A killer whale actually did some killing. A lot more discussed on our comedy podcast. For first time listeners, I recommend podcast 24.<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/ZFZQinNprp8" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-25-bang-in-the-car/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>0:00:01</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>How hard is it to bang in a car? Banging in a car stories. A killer whale actually did some killing. A lot more discussed on our comedy podcast.

For first time listeners, I recommend podcast 24.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>How hard is it to bang in a car? Banging in a car stories. A killer whale actually did some killing. A lot more discussed on our comedy podcast.

For first time listeners, I recommend podcast 24.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/DRMUEGWSBjI/bm_25.mp3" fileSize="1" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-25-bang-in-the-car/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/DRMUEGWSBjI/bm_25.mp3" length="1" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/1361/0/bm_25.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>15 Year Old had Sex With Over 800 People</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/5SGovYhNygI/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Parody</category><category>Sexy</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:08:28 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1351</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[This 15 year old has had sex with over 800 people, along with a hot dog and a banana. Katrina has had gonorrhea and syphilis five times. She ate a piece of poop once and she doesn&#8217;t give a...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/5SGovYhNygI" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/15-year-old-had-sex-with-over-800-people/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/15-year-old-had-sex-with-over-800-people/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 24: Never Trust Craig</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/8UDMCblYvB8/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:56:20 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1344</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[We talk about Chuck&#8217;s intimate connection with the Valentine hook up. How did he not know it was fake? Will Chuck make an attempt to get Melo back for humiliating him and making him believe...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/8UDMCblYvB8" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-24-never-trust-craig/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:42:43</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>We talk about Chuck’s intimate connection with the Valentine hook up. How did he not know it was fake? Will Chuck make an attempt to get Melo back for humiliating him and making him believe there was actually a girl that wanted him?  We get in[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>We talk about Chuck’s intimate connection with the Valentine hook up. How did he not know it was fake? Will Chuck make an attempt to get Melo back for humiliating him and making him believe there was actually a girl that wanted him?  We get into Bad Melons Babe of the Month for February. Hot damn! Kevin Smith is NOT to fat to fly. The Olympics suck, who is watching?
Sorry, show footage got lost. So play on playa!
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/L753Ccbu1CE" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/bad-melons-babe-of-the-month-for-february-2010/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">6</slash:comments><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/YKSgDbd7aLs/moogaloop.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Bad Melons is a free comedy podcast. Badmelons.com will be "the one" you finally introduce to your step-mom. Become part of the Bad Melons Militia and dominate the internet! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Melo</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Just another WordPress site</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,talk,show,radio,podcast,top,free,online,internet,streaming,humor</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/bad-melons-babe-of-the-month-for-february-2010/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/YKSgDbd7aLs/moogaloop.swf" length="-1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9793414&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=ff9933&amp;amp;fullscreen=1</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Young’n Gets Knocked Out by 67 Year Old Man</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/OCI8VbeZxak/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Fighting</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:49:40 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1325</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Notice the I AM a Mother Fucker t-shirt. Someone get this guy an Amber Lamps. Update<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/OCI8VbeZxak" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/youngn-gets-knocked-out-by-67-year-old-man/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">1</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/youngn-gets-knocked-out-by-67-year-old-man/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 23: Craiglisting for Valentine</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/0fhLPTjQNFg/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:52:25 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1318</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[I try to get chuck to talk some game to a girl from craigs list who clearly wants smash on valentine&#8217;s day. Chuck completely drops the ball. Chuck&#8217;s almost slutty valentine.<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/0fhLPTjQNFg" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-23-craiglisting-for-valentine/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">4</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:46:46</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>I try to get chuck to talk some game to a girl from craigs list who clearly wants smash on valentine’s day. Chuck completely drops the ball.

Chuck’s almost slutty valentine.
</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>I try to get chuck to talk some game to a girl from craigs list who clearly wants smash on valentine’s day. Chuck completely drops the ball.

Chuck’s almost slutty valentine.
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/h-foD-0YYU8" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/man-loses-arms-and-legs-in-copper-theft/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">1</slash:comments><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/319QPaQHTuE/" fileSize="227819" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Bad Melons is a free comedy podcast. Badmelons.com will be "the one" you finally introduce to your step-mom. Become part of the Bad Melons Militia and dominate the internet! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Melo</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Just another WordPress site</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,talk,show,radio,podcast,top,free,online,internet,streaming,humor</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/man-loses-arms-and-legs-in-copper-theft/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/319QPaQHTuE/" length="227819" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://www.kens5.com/v/?i=83398667</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Motorola Replaces Megan Fox’s Midget Thumbs</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/M7RVZ5fH2P8/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Celebrities</category><category>Gadgets</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:40:55 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1304</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[You may have missed Megan Fox&#8217;s midget thumbs in the first Transformers, but the people at Motorola were not going to take a chance with their commercial that aired during the Superbowl. So...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/M7RVZ5fH2P8" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/motorola-replaces-megan-foxs-midget-thumbs/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/motorola-replaces-megan-foxs-midget-thumbs/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Steve Gets Tasered for Riding Lawn Mower</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/5KO6oNA8EKc/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Crazy</category><category>Drunk</category><category>Police</category><category>Stupid</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 09:07:58 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1302</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/5KO6oNA8EKc" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/steve-gets-tasered-for-riding-lawn-mower/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/steve-gets-tasered-for-riding-lawn-mower/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 22: Cheating Stephenie</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/f2AZBemx6HU/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 08:33:02 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1293</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Honestly don&#8217;t know what happened. I think we decided it was a good idea at one point to start a motorcycle indoors.<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/f2AZBemx6HU" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-22-cheating-stephenie/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:17:30</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>Honestly don’t know what happened. I think we decided it was a good idea at one point to start a motorcycle indoors.
</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Honestly don’t know what happened. I think we decided it was a good idea at one point to start a motorcycle indoors.
</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/AelZK5A2BOM/bm_22.mp3" fileSize="55802092" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-22-cheating-stephenie/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/AelZK5A2BOM/bm_22.mp3" length="55802092" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/1293/0/bm_22.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Podcast 21: I Heart Kesha</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/BbtXs4Pm7eg/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 23:32:42 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1283</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Ke$ha&#8217;s new single will not be a hit, but she is a hot mess. We talk about our babe of the month. Shitty facebook friends who comment on stupid status updates. Leeroy Jenkins goes to prison for...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/BbtXs4Pm7eg" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-21-i-heart-kesha/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:04:00</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>Ke$ha’s new single will not be a hit, but she is a hot mess. We talk about our babe of the month. Shitty facebook friends who comment on stupid status updates. Leeroy Jenkins goes to prison for 15+ years. The iPad sucks giant sharp edged cubes[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Ke$ha’s new single will not be a hit, but she is a hot mess. We talk about our babe of the month. Shitty facebook friends who comment on stupid status updates. Leeroy Jenkins goes to prison for 15+ years. The iPad sucks giant sharp edged cubes. Gay superbowl commercial is gay but not in the homo way. Strip clubs are so, so stupid. 
</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/4ZPE3HByRhY/bm_21.mp3" fileSize="61445016" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-21-i-heart-kesha/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/4ZPE3HByRhY/bm_21.mp3" length="61445016" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/1283/0/bm_21.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Bad Melons Babe of the Month for January 2010</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/TmANy7anUdI/</link><category>Babe of the Month</category><category>Featured</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:47:55 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1241</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Susanna Measurements Bust: 34″ D Waist: 26″ Hips: 36″ Height: 5 feet 7 inches Weight: 112 lbs What made you get into modeling? A friend of mine actually used to work for Ford Models, and he asked me...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/NTTOukP0fgE" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-20-parkour-on-acid/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">1</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:07:50</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>We try to get into how the Babes of the Month photo shoot in Payson will be a disaster. But then somehow start talking about Sam’s and Danny’s fun trip running through the woods in Payson. Sam gets visibly offend when asked if his dad is a jew, when[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>We try to get into how the Babes of the Month photo shoot in Payson will be a disaster. But then somehow start talking about Sam’s and Danny’s fun trip running through the woods in Payson. Sam gets visibly offend when asked if his dad is a jew, when mentioned he lived in a gated community.
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/guY661BwAak" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/rihanna-on-the-cover-of-gq/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/rihanna-on-the-cover-of-gq/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 18: New Boob for Old Men</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/3lBbv9U103g/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:46:50 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=1158</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Back for the New Year funny as ever. Demingo joins us. Also how old her boyfriend is. How do you get a girl like her. We find out she doesn&#8217;t like guys that are pussies but enjoys eating out...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/3lBbv9U103g" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-18-new-boob-for-old-men/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:06:13</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>Back for the New Year funny as ever. Demingo joins us. Also how old her boyfriend is. How do you get a girl like her. We find out she doesn’t like guys that are pussies but enjoys eating out the peach. Subscribe on iTunes!
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/v0MkQIehH0g" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/douche-alertdouche-alert-chest-implants/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/XJUJ0i8npbw/3c5_1258839078" fileSize="100001" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Bad Melons is a free comedy podcast. Badmelons.com will be "the one" you finally introduce to your step-mom. Become part of the Bad Melons Militia and dominate the internet! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Melo</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Just another WordPress site</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,talk,show,radio,podcast,top,free,online,internet,streaming,humor</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/douche-alertdouche-alert-chest-implants/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/XJUJ0i8npbw/3c5_1258839078" length="100001" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://www.liveleak.com/e/3c5_1258839078</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Sofia Vergara Makes a Rape Joke</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/TN3GrmPmJak/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Celebrities</category><category>Sexy</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:31:09 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=982</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Hole: You are the single mother of a teenage son, who is 18. Sofia: I can not lie about my age because they count. Hole: Well you had him when you were 12. Sofia: 13, I was raped. (Giggles)...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/Ueepm6fybVU" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/need-a-permit-for-the-stripper-pole/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/need-a-permit-for-the-stripper-pole/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Wrong Neighborhood, Wrong Party</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/8x4mt6OGEnI/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Galleries</category><category>Pictures</category><category>Animals</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:14:47 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=968</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Gangster parties can be fun, but this is what happens when you don&#8217;t leave with your friends. Forget the jacket, just get out. http://www.dailymail.co.uk<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/8x4mt6OGEnI" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/wrong-neighborhood-wrong-party/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/wrong-neighborhood-wrong-party/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Meat Head Cows</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/V15Y6tGkzVo/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Animals</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:49:17 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=956</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[The pathetic part is some guys actually look like this.<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/DGEjedkUTTM" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/tough-guy-or-great-ass/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/tough-guy-or-great-ass/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 16: Pageant Tapes</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/uMqRp7zIh-g/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:10:11 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=940</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Carrie Prejean has a solo sex tape. It was a mother and daughter viewing party. Apparently there are 40 of these tapes. Chimp women looks horrifying. 2012 movie looks terrible. COD 6 airport level...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/uMqRp7zIh-g" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-16-pageants-tape/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:10:53</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>Carrie Prejean has a solo sex tape. It was a mother and daughter viewing party. Apparently there are 40 of these tapes. Chimp women looks horrifying. 2012 movie looks terrible. COD 6 airport level kind of weird. The drama begins.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Carrie Prejean has a solo sex tape. It was a mother and daughter viewing party. Apparently there are 40 of these tapes. Chimp women looks horrifying. 2012 movie looks terrible. COD 6 airport level kind of weird. The drama begins.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/Z_P-89uKLRI/bm_16.mp3" fileSize="68049214" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-16-pageants-tape/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/Z_P-89uKLRI/bm_16.mp3" length="68049214" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/940/0/bm_16.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Seal Facials Heidi Klum</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/4cJQQSV7B1I/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Galleries</category><category>Pictures</category><category>Celebrities</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:39:44 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=920</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Well with a voice like that&#8230;<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/4cJQQSV7B1I" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/seal-facials-heidi-klum/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/seal-facials-heidi-klum/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Hottest Women of the Food Network</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/odvNervFKo8/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Pictures</category><category>Celebrities</category><category>Food</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:10:25 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=872</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[There are two things we must have, food and sex. Here are some women that are good with at least one of those two things. Claire Robinson Host of 5 Ingredient Fix, where she cooks up dishes with 5...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/odvNervFKo8" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/hottest-women-of-the-food-network/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">3</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/hottest-women-of-the-food-network/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Risky Business Fail</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/qVGkH4d0Uss/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Sexy</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:01:54 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=869</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Should have worn socks.<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/qVGkH4d0Uss" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/risky-business-fail/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/risky-business-fail/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Never Miss a Field Trip</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/oLjNnKBfLEo/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Pictures</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:58:43 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=859</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/oLjNnKBfLEo" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/never-miss-a-field-trip/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/never-miss-a-field-trip/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>49 Juggalos with Nothing to Prove</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/DcwZ1lDXfZE/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Galleries</category><category>Pictures</category><category>Stupid</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:44:53 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=804</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[As you are looking at these pictures keep in mind these are full grown adults. Adults with clown make up and no act. Black people, wtf?<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/DcwZ1lDXfZE" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/49-juggalos-with-nothing-to-prove/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/49-juggalos-with-nothing-to-prove/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 15: Fagikaze</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/f6St_g8UXgo/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:57:02 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=800</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Gays get AIDS on purpose? I think I might have H1N1. Hot cheerleader turns retard after taking flu shot. But when she runs she becomes normal again. Three new comedian to the show. Danny explain his...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/f6St_g8UXgo" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcas-15-fagikaze/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:11:10</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>Gays get AIDS on purpose? I think I might have H1N1. Hot cheerleader turns retard after taking flu shot. But when she runs she becomes normal again. Three new comedian to the show. Danny explain his dad's dream. And a lot more, we filled up a 1.25 h[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Gays get AIDS on purpose? I think I might have H1N1. Hot cheerleader turns retard after taking flu shot. But when she runs she becomes normal again. Three new comedian to the show. Danny explain his dad's dream. And a lot more, we filled up a 1.25 hours of great content.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/aGkOSvdiVPo/bm_15.mp3" fileSize="68317126" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcas-15-fagikaze/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/aGkOSvdiVPo/bm_15.mp3" length="68317126" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/800/0/bm_15.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Bill Burr’s Unbelieveable Rant on the World Series</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/PSj1UUMIUIc/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Comedy</category><category>Sports</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:41:19 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=793</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Bill Burr goes on the greatest rant on the Yankees winning the World Series.<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/PSj1UUMIUIc" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/bill-burrs-unbelieveable-rant-on-world-series/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/bill-burrs-unbelieveable-rant-on-world-series/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Teacher Does Awesome Video Presentation</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/kwTihj0do3M/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Videos</category><category>Awesome</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:25:06 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=789</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Math professor mixes good editing with live action.<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/kwTihj0do3M" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/teacher-does-awesome-video-presentation/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/teacher-does-awesome-video-presentation/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 14: Halloween Special 2009</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/GZhJpIKiAiU/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:30:03 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=780</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[We have a zombie  and fortune teller expert call in.  Fred tells us how to avoid and fight zombies. Fred also tells us when is it safe to teabag zombies and how to out run them. We then talk to a...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/GZhJpIKiAiU" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-14-halloween-special-2009/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">1</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:31:10</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>We have a zombie  and fortune teller expert call in.  Fred tells us how to avoid and fight zombies. Fred also tells us when is it safe to teabag zombies and how to out run them. We then talk to a fortune teller about fortune telling. We get into the[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>We have a zombie  and fortune teller expert call in.  Fred tells us how to avoid and fight zombies. Fred also tells us when is it safe to teabag zombies and how to out run them. We then talk to a fortune teller about fortune telling. We get into the ins and outs of all life's secrets.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/IxNdGcVxUxI/bm_14.mp3" fileSize="87514394" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-14-halloween-special-2009/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/IxNdGcVxUxI/bm_14.mp3" length="87514394" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/780/0/bm_14.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Breaking up should take effort</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/0-tlROi2Sds/</link><category>Featured</category><category>Pictures</category><category>Awesome</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:24:04 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=765</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/0-tlROi2Sds" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/breaking-up-should-take-effort/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">1</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/breaking-up-should-take-effort/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 13: Too Fat to Ride</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/wUp2bCGfMNs/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:06:49 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=762</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[I witnessed a fat lady denied a roller coaster ride. We go off the grid for most of the show. A bit too racial.<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/wUp2bCGfMNs" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcas-13-too-fat-to-ride/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:39:25</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>I witnessed a fat lady denied a roller coaster ride. We go off the grid for most of the show. A bit too racial.
</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>I witnessed a fat lady denied a roller coaster ride. We go off the grid for most of the show. A bit too racial.
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/a9oiP6HDe7U" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/pick-up-megan-fox-this-halloween/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/pick-up-megan-fox-this-halloween/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 12: Holy Water Flame Thrower</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/6NVGYaFe_3w/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:37:28 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=741</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Paranormal Activity was not that scary, but I couldn&#8217;t sleep for days. How to fight demons? Balloon boy was a hoax. Balloon boy&#8217;s dad busted on the hoax. David Letterman pretty cool guy....<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/6NVGYaFe_3w" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcas-12-holy-water-flame-thrower/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:08:57</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>Paranormal Activity was not that scary, but I couldn’t sleep for days. How to fight demons? Balloon boy was a hoax. Balloon boy’s dad busted on the hoax. David Letterman pretty cool guy.

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Removing Bot Flies
Ballon Boy Slips Up
Bal[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Paranormal Activity was not that scary, but I couldn’t sleep for days. How to fight demons? Balloon boy was a hoax. Balloon boy’s dad busted on the hoax. David Letterman pretty cool guy.

Links:
Removing Bot Flies
Ballon Boy Slips Up
Ballon Boy’s dad gets defensive</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/ge7GkdxwCcM/bm_12.mp3" fileSize="66197786" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcas-12-holy-water-flame-thrower/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/ge7GkdxwCcM/bm_12.mp3" length="66197786" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/741/0/bm_12.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Podcast 11: IHOP Diet</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/gQLG77TlY1I/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:45:00 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=700</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[My trip to Lubbock, TX. My horrible service at IHOP. The new TV series Cougar Town and will fat divorced women now be prowling the streets. Is the part time Muslim model hot? AnthoKills has a mishap...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/gQLG77TlY1I" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-11-ihop-diet/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:21:15</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>My trip to Lubbock, TX. My horrible service at IHOP. The new TV series Cougar Town and will fat divorced women now be prowling the streets. Is the part time Muslim model hot? AnthoKills has a mishap with the girlfriend. Should he still be with her?
</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>My trip to Lubbock, TX. My horrible service at IHOP. The new TV series Cougar Town and will fat divorced women now be prowling the streets. Is the part time Muslim model hot? AnthoKills has a mishap with the girlfriend. Should he still be with her?
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/bnqmuo0HOl4" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/hitler-learns-about-ellen-degeneres-and-american-idol/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/hitler-learns-about-ellen-degeneres-and-american-idol/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 9: AIDS with Blow Jobs</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/2YoibcQXAqw/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 01:15:18 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=329</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Super entertaining show. One of the best shows ever. Talk about how Cardinals lost and were never going to black out the broadcast. Man kills girl friend for giving him HIV. We argue about blow jobs....<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/Sxkf2KKNGQY" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/like-um-ellis-lanksder-gets-nervous/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/like-um-ellis-lanksder-gets-nervous/</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Podcast 8: Califire</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/r1CwmNlhF48/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 09:46:30 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=302</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[What kind of punishment should the guy that started the California fires get? Parents pull kids out of class because of Obama speech. Duggar's family oldest son didn't kiss till he was married. 16 yr...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/r1CwmNlhF48" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-8-califire/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:35:43</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>What kind of punishment should the guy that started the California fires get? Parents pull kids out of class because of Obama speech. Duggar's family oldest son didn't kiss till he was married. 16 yr old blows 3 million dollars in 3 years. Most of i[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>What kind of punishment should the guy that started the California fires get? Parents pull kids out of class because of Obama speech. Duggar's family oldest son didn't kiss till he was married. 16 yr old blows 3 million dollars in 3 years. Most of it on coke. Dad kicks son's ass for wearing rival gang colors.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/D6edqp9fvYw/bm_08.mp3" fileSize="91886618" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-8-califire/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/D6edqp9fvYw/bm_08.mp3" length="91886618" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/302/0/bm_08.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Podcast 7: 2 Vaginas 1 Girl</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/c2d4d2giXPI/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:30:21 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=281</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Jenkins gets confused for a celebrity murderer. Nurses have sex with convicted rapist in hospital's mental ward. Rapist has major game. Female teacher pays 15 yr old student $1,500 for sex. I talk...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/c2d4d2giXPI" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-7-2-vaginas-1-girl/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:13:31</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>Jenkins gets confused for a celebrity murderer. Nurses have sex with convicted rapist in hospital's mental ward. Rapist has major game. Female teacher pays 15 yr old student $1,500 for sex. I talk about how I pimped my teachers in high school. Women[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Jenkins gets confused for a celebrity murderer. Nurses have sex with convicted rapist in hospital's mental ward. Rapist has major game. Female teacher pays 15 yr old student $1,500 for sex. I talk about how I pimped my teachers in high school. Women has 2 vagina's and has period for 21 days a month. Miss Universe is a good pick. Man gets naked and jumps on cars in a gas station parking lot. Midgets want to ban the word midget. Fat guy goes off on haters.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/oC8ffYTTBZg/bm_07.mp3" fileSize="70575770" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-7-2-vaginas-1-girl/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/oC8ffYTTBZg/bm_07.mp3" length="70575770" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/281/0/bm_07.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Podcast 6: Whats your race?</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/zNKE51UAAk8/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 02:12:35 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=249</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[I can't get a word in. Co-hosts admit they are anti-America! Mr. jones dodges a dodge ram accident and blind date. Super racial issues get discussed. No disagreements get resolved. Is Megan Fox hot...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/zNKE51UAAk8" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedypodcast-6-whats-your-race/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:24:31</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>I can't get a word in. Co-hosts admit they are anti-America! Mr. jones dodges a dodge ram accident and blind date. Super racial issues get discussed. No disagreements get resolved. Is Megan Fox hot or a tom boy? Vodka tampons  destroy vaginas. Who's[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>I can't get a word in. Co-hosts admit they are anti-America! Mr. jones dodges a dodge ram accident and blind date. Super racial issues get discussed. No disagreements get resolved. Is Megan Fox hot or a tom boy? Vodka tampons  destroy vaginas. Who's fault is it for anal sex? Beer pong in the ass, wtf? 15 yr old pimp, pimps teachers. I get dissed by a mom.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/F20eUdFSVok/bm_06.mp3" fileSize="81133008" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedypodcast-6-whats-your-race/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/F20eUdFSVok/bm_06.mp3" length="81133008" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/249/0/bm_06.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Podcast 5: Retard Fight Club</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/iAFgPsOgWBc/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 00:08:40 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=219</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[This episode was a blast. We go through how America needs to chill out on Michael Vick. He paid the debt to society. Kid brings gun to school to shootprincipal for A's and longer recess. Guy has sex...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/iAFgPsOgWBc" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-5-retard-fight-club/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>1:17:09</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>This episode was a blast. We go through how America needs to chill out on Michael Vick. He paid the debt to society. Kid brings gun to school to shootprincipal for A's and longer recess. Guy has sex with a horse and gets caught TWICE. Guy fakes reta[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>This episode was a blast. We go through how America needs to chill out on Michael Vick. He paid the debt to society. Kid brings gun to school to shootprincipal for A's and longer recess. Guy has sex with a horse and gets caught TWICE. Guy fakes retardation so that a dumb girl can wipe his ass and pays her $600 a week.Fat guy sneaks handgun in jail by hiding it in his fatness. Retard death match at the end.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/UqYX8Mk8FAw/bm_05.mp3" fileSize="74070334" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-5-retard-fight-club/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/UqYX8Mk8FAw/bm_05.mp3" length="74070334" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/219/0/bm_05.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Podcast 4: Look like a Navaho</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/vFGSvN6W6cQ/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 07:24:02 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=213</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Action packed episode. Brian Foster, J Lo, and S Grant on tonights show. Talk about the fetish Japanese porn magazine Brian got me when he was in an airport in Japan. We explore how ridiculously...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/vFGSvN6W6cQ" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-4-look-like-a-navaho/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>0:42:23</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>Action packed episode. Brian Foster, J Lo, and S Grant on tonights show. Talk about the fetish Japanese porn magazine Brian got me when he was in an airport in Japan. We explore how ridiculously hairy their c***s are. Guy blames downloading kitty po[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Action packed episode. Brian Foster, J Lo, and S Grant on tonights show. Talk about the fetish Japanese porn magazine Brian got me when he was in an airport in Japan. We explore how ridiculously hairy their c***s are. Guy blames downloading kitty porn on his cat. Billy Mays is a coke head. Stupid College grads. Game nerd turn demon after mom deletes World of Warcraft account. Funny bullshit at the end.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/2WUxluak6gQ/bm_04.mp3" fileSize="40681665" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-4-look-like-a-navaho/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/2WUxluak6gQ/bm_04.mp3" length="40681665" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/213/0/bm_04.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Podcast 3: Strip Searched</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/5ArMW_oQ2Xg/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 23:46:04 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=170</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Great show with Brian Foster, Nathan Black, and Terror Boy. We talked about their trip tubing down the salt river and girls flashing their titties. Rip on a girl who fell in a man hole while texting....<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/5ArMW_oQ2Xg" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-3-strip-searched/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>0:56:13</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>Great show with Brian Foster, Nathan Black, and Terror Boy. We talked about their trip tubing down the salt river and girls flashing their titties. Rip on a girl who fell in a man hole while texting. Go on about the Askmen.com 2009 survey. Getting s[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Great show with Brian Foster, Nathan Black, and Terror Boy. We talked about their trip tubing down the salt river and girls flashing their titties. Rip on a girl who fell in a man hole while texting. Go on about the Askmen.com 2009 survey. Getting strip search by doctors. Terror Boy raps.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/OXDi2K3aK4E/bm_03.mp3" fileSize="53966915" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-3-strip-searched/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/OXDi2K3aK4E/bm_03.mp3" length="53966915" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/170/0/bm_03.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Podcast 2: Thai on Time</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/a1W0gOmEa-8/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 10:05:21 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=145</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[This was the end result of waiting for a Thaiwanese girl to do the show for 9 hours at 3:30am and leaving 20 mins into it, abruptly. I try to get into her fake white last name. Then we get into the...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/a1W0gOmEa-8" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-2-thai-on-time/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>0:26:25</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>This was the end result of waiting for a Thaiwanese girl to do the show for 9 hours at 3:30am and leaving 20 mins into it, abruptly. I try to get into her fake white last name. Then we get into the faggot who keyed my car. Non-stop callers. Brian pa[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>This was the end result of waiting for a Thaiwanese girl to do the show for 9 hours at 3:30am and leaving 20 mins into it, abruptly. I try to get into her fake white last name. Then we get into the faggot who keyed my car. Non-stop callers. Brian pays more attention to the girl then the show. They walk out and I lose my shit.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/ypPcFNhP20g/bm_02.mp3" fileSize="25353532" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-2-thai-on-time/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/ypPcFNhP20g/bm_02.mp3" length="25353532" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/145/0/bm_02.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Podcast 1: Learn Talking</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~3/mfouzKYiyPY/</link><category>Podcast</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Melo</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 02:01:47 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://badmelons.com/?p=59</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[Our first show couldn't have gone any better. We go over the review of the transformers movie from The Amazing Atheist. Then try to go over the ridiculous review from Harry Allen at All Hip Hop.com...<br/>
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Get more at http://badmelons.com<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/badmelons/~4/mfouzKYiyPY" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-1-learn-talking/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><itunes:duration>0:56:14</itunes:duration><itunes:subtitle>Our first show couldn't have gone any better. We go over the review of the transformers movie from The Amazing Atheist. Then try to go over the ridiculous review from Harry Allen at All Hip Hop.com about the transformers movies and its plot to decei[...]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Our first show couldn't have gone any better. We go over the review of the transformers movie from The Amazing Atheist. Then try to go over the ridiculous review from Harry Allen at All Hip Hop.com about the transformers movies and its plot to deceive all black people, but Jimmy and Brian completely lose interest and start dicking around with each other. I talk about my trip to New York City and how I found a gun store in the airport.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:author>melo@badmelons.com</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:block>no</itunes:block><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/E3O2jRlpMX8/bm_01.mp3" fileSize="53988231" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origLink>http://badmelons.com/comedy-podcast-1-learn-talking/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badmelons/~5/E3O2jRlpMX8/bm_01.mp3" length="53988231" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://badmelons.com/podpress_trac/feed/59/0/bm_01.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><media:credit role="author">Melo</media:credit><media:rating>adult</media:rating><media:description type="plain">Bad Melons is a free comedy podcast. Badmelons.com will be "the one" you finally introduce to your step-mom. Become part of the Bad Melons Militia and dominate the internet! </media:description></channel></rss>

