A website to the detriment of good film. For people who love b-movies. http://www.badmovies.org/ Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:30:00 EDT badmoviesdotorghttp://feedburner.google.com B-Movie Review Earth's feathered champion is a visitor from outer space who looks decidedly like a walking, talking, beer guzzling duck. http://www.badmovies.org/movies/howardduck/ Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:30:00 EDT Radioactive calamari aliens, levitating glowing cars, and Emilio Estevez. Just a typical night in L.A. http://www.dchighway.com/wordpress/2009/06/16/repoman/ Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:12:46 EDT The threat of 1980s demonically posessed heavy metal musician who hunts down a bunch of coed partygoers should have been far more promising if not directed by David DeCoteau. http://www.sideorderofninjas.com/reviews/dreamaniac.html Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:10:00 EDT Foreign rights to "Half Human" reverted back to Toho a few years back, and a statement from the studio at that time indicated it had no intention of selling them again. The film was the first of the studio's to fall at the hands of lobbying organizations, due to its unsettling depiction of indigenous Japanese peoples. http://www.wtf-film.com/ARTICLE.shtml?JUNE_2009/SNOWMAN.html Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:26:00 EDT SideOrderOfNinjas reviews "Mind Warp" where a girl is thrown out of her idyllic virtual reality lifestyle and has to learn to survive the real world with Bruce Campbell. If that's not enough, she also has to battle the Phantasm's Tall Man. http://www.sideorderofninjas.com/reviews/mindwarp.html Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:10:00 EDT B-Movie Review Remember Phoebe Cates' swimsuit scene in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High?" Replace her with a dude. Doesn't seem right. Does it? Welcome to the mildly homoerotic world of David DeCoteau and his films. http://www.badmovies.org/movies/leeches/ Mon, 8 Jun 2009 01:00:00 EDT The story by comic book author Arnold Drake is pure pulpy B-movie goodness that reminds of Roger Corman's a-thrill-a-minute model. His taut script works very well, moving the frequent action along at a swift tempo and keeping the dialogue between the creature moments lively. http://www.wtf-film.com/ARTICLE.shtml?JUNE_2009/FLESHEATERS.html Fri, 5 Jun 2009 04:04:00 EDT B-Movie Review Halfway through this film I began to wonder just how many times the characters said "f**k." Come to think of it, "f**k" sums up my feelings nicely. http://www.badmovies.org/movies/teencavefu/ Sat, 30 May 2009 10:15:00 EDT Meg Tilly stays the night in a mausoleum where a dead psychic brain vampire is performing a Laser light Floyd show and using corpses for puppets. Hey that's showbiz for ya. http://www.dchighway.com/wordpress/2009/05/21/one-dark-night/ Wed, 27 May 2009 00:12:46 EDT B-Movie Review This is a horribly incoherent film, and it has way too much plaid (way too much), but the stop motion monsters are fun to watch. http://www.badmovies.org/movies/winterbeast/ Sun, 17 May 2009 09:45:00 EDT ...Unfortunately the scientists don't have any better ideas, and their horrible scheme to control Mega Shark and Giant Octopus by using pheromones to bait them into hugely populated areas - San Francisco and Tokyo in this case - are put into action. http://www.wtf-film.com/ARTICLE.shtml?MAY_2009/MEGASHARK.html Fri, 15 May 2009 17:36:00 EDT B-Movie Review I could sum up "Sins of the Fleshapoids" with three letters and one question mark. This film is an artsy and avant-garde mess, and it hurt me. http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sinfleshapoid/ Sun, 10 May 2009 11:30:00 EDT Salazar and Portillo look to have realized early on that any sort of plot was utterly perfunctory and the Salazar's script wastes no time setting itself up, taking the research team from their meeting at the University, to the plane, to their crash landing on the island in under seven minutes. http://wtf-film.com/ARTICLES/MAY_2009/DINOSAURIOS.shtml Fri, 8 May 2009 02:43:00 EDT B-Movie Review A scientist accidentally creates icky brain-eating monsters that menace a Canadian town and nearby U.S. military base. http://www.badmovies.org/movies/fiendface/ Sat, 2 May 2009 14:30:00 EDT A gang of vicious ladies beat up helpless men and terrorize Dairy Queens and local roller rinks...It's like my junior highschool all over again. http://www.dchighway.com/wordpress/2009/05/02/switchblade-sisters/ Sat, 2 May 2009 00:12:46 EST It's fun to finally see a throwback to the exploitation of the 70's and 80's that isn't based directly on a studio property. SNOW offers a number of truly original gore highlights - a snowmobile used as a multi-tool of dismemberment, a thrilling cliff-side battle at the end of a small intestine, and even a disemboweling seen through the eyes of the victim... http://www.wtf-film.com/ARTICLES/MAY_2009/SNOW.shtml Fri, 1 May 2009 17:08:00 EDT B-Movie Review This is a strange 1975 Shaw Brothers movie that contains no kung fu, but a heaping helping of booty-flavored rice balls. http://www.badmovies.org/movies/blackmagic/ Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:45:00 EDT After defending the research station from the attacks of a plant monster and a turdy-looking beast with drill bits for hands, rescuing some children in distress, and a few other requisite action setups, Inframan hauls off to the lair of the demon princess to settle things once and for all. http://www.wtf-film.com/ARTICLES/APRIL_2009/INFRAMAN.shtml Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:53:00 EST Charles Bronson turns into a fruit vigilante avenging his wrath on a mofia of gallagher impersonators. http://www.dchighway.com/wordpress/2009/04/15/mr-majestyk/ Tue, 21 Apr 2009 00:12:46 EDT B-Movie Review There are films that sound good but suck, cheap flicks that are imitations of better efforts, and plain old bad movies, and then there are movies that are so incredibly awful that you ask, "What were these idiots thinking?" http://www.badmovies.org/movies/spacemutiny/ Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:00:00 EDT B-Movie Review The musical chronicle of an East German glam rocker whose botched sex change operation left her not quite a he, nor a she. http://www.badmovies.org/movies/hedwig/ Sat, 4 Apr 2009 15:00:00 EDT