Bad Stock Art http://www.badstockart.com Stock Photos To Laugh At Sat, 31 Mar 2012 02:57:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 safe sex (NSFW) http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badstockart/~3/fdeH3LQlthw/ http://www.badstockart.com/2012/03/30/safe-sex-nsfw/#comments Sat, 31 Mar 2012 02:57:07 +0000 badstockart http://www.badstockart.com/?p=2348 Well, if these don’t prevent sex, I don’t know what will.

Safe Sex Cartoon

See anything you like?

Cartoon Family Uses Condom for Safe Sex

Family Fun

 

Stop Aids With Bananas

You know what stops AIDS? Banana condoms.

Stop AIDS. With Pickles.

And pickle hats.


Vegetable sex orgy. With condoms.

And creepy, condom vegetable orgies?

 

Safe Sex Double Penetration Banana

Ooh. Double Penetration

 

Condom Fruit Approved.

Aaaayyyyyyyyyyyy.

 

King of Penises

The Penis King Approves

 

Santa Penis.

So does Santa Penis.


]]> http://www.badstockart.com/2012/03/30/safe-sex-nsfw/feed/ 0 http://www.badstockart.com/2012/03/30/safe-sex-nsfw/ woman sitting http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badstockart/~3/G6tBo56p-h4/ http://www.badstockart.com/2012/03/12/woman-sitting/#comments Mon, 12 Mar 2012 23:05:40 +0000 badstockart http://www.badstockart.com/?p=2338 Only the grace of an elegant woman can make sitting inside a toilet look classy.

Toilet Legs

Plus it vibrates!


]]> http://www.badstockart.com/2012/03/12/woman-sitting/feed/ 0 http://www.badstockart.com/2012/03/12/woman-sitting/ Eye Doctor http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badstockart/~3/wMlxZlMc_r8/ http://www.badstockart.com/2012/02/27/eye-doctor/#comments Tue, 28 Feb 2012 03:04:36 +0000 badstockart http://www.badstockart.com/?p=2328 Look, eyeball health is no joke. It’s serious, see?

Eyeball Glasses

Eyeglasses!! See what I did there??

Well, these assholes approve and they are real, true doctors:

Eye doctor gives the thumbs up

Thumb!

Eye surgeon is exited!

Best friends!


]]> http://www.badstockart.com/2012/02/27/eye-doctor/feed/ 0 http://www.badstockart.com/2012/02/27/eye-doctor/ House http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badstockart/~3/fL3iQ4cHXHY/ http://www.badstockart.com/2012/02/17/house/#comments Sat, 18 Feb 2012 01:38:28 +0000 badstockart http://www.badstockart.com/?p=2315 Another boring Friday night. Keeping it steamy.

Steam my blouse - hit the club -
Steam my blouse - hit the club!


]]> http://www.badstockart.com/2012/02/17/house/feed/ 0 http://www.badstockart.com/2012/02/17/house/ Superbowl part 2 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badstockart/~3/nnx-AIW295s/ http://www.badstockart.com/2012/02/05/superbowl-part-2/#comments Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:46:44 +0000 badstockart http://www.badstockart.com/?p=2311 The illustrator named this picture “Football Bowl”. I like how the weird blood red table cloth is both inside and outside the bowl. That’s football bowl magic.

Superbowl

Happy Football Bowl everyone


]]> http://www.badstockart.com/2012/02/05/superbowl-part-2/feed/ 0 http://www.badstockart.com/2012/02/05/superbowl-part-2/ Superbowl http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badstockart/~3/W6bO-2uDB7k/ http://www.badstockart.com/2012/01/30/superbowl/#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:02:08 +0000 badstockart http://www.badstockart.com/?p=2307 Get it? It’s a pig kicking around a pigskin. You know, the flesh of his mother or best friend wrapped around a ball. FUN!

Superbowl pig stock photography

Touchdown!


]]> http://www.badstockart.com/2012/01/30/superbowl/feed/ 0 http://www.badstockart.com/2012/01/30/superbowl/ obese child http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badstockart/~3/NdnYGqgBTls/ http://www.badstockart.com/2012/01/25/obese-child/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 02:15:44 +0000 badstockart http://www.badstockart.com/?p=2300 Is this kid praising Jesus or summoning his flying animatronic friends to come feast on the living?

Stock photo of fat baby

Come brothers! Let us devour the fat ones first!


]]> http://www.badstockart.com/2012/01/25/obese-child/feed/ 0 http://www.badstockart.com/2012/01/25/obese-child/ determined woman (pt 3) http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badstockart/~3/-YgVWQs1P68/ http://www.badstockart.com/2012/01/23/searched-for-determined-woman-pt-3/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 19:52:05 +0000 badstockart http://www.badstockart.com/?p=2286 The stupidity of this stock photo speaks for itself. But not for long.

Crazy scissor lady

Cut. It. Out. No don't. Really, don't.

 


]]> http://www.badstockart.com/2012/01/23/searched-for-determined-woman-pt-3/feed/ 0 http://www.badstockart.com/2012/01/23/searched-for-determined-woman-pt-3/ comforting mother http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badstockart/~3/nQAOYrhuKPI/ http://www.badstockart.com/2012/01/16/searched-for-comforting-mother/#comments Mon, 16 Jan 2012 23:38:10 +0000 badstockart http://www.badstockart.com/?p=2291 Not much is more comforting than the warm embrace of a clown.

Mommy clown scares boy

Mommy the other clowns said they eat bad little boys. You won't eat me, will you, Mom? Mom?


]]> http://www.badstockart.com/2012/01/16/searched-for-comforting-mother/feed/ 0 http://www.badstockart.com/2012/01/16/searched-for-comforting-mother/ Searched for: determined woman pt 2 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/badstockart/~3/R2jWNAVJ0GQ/ http://www.badstockart.com/2012/01/13/searched-for-determined-woman-pt-2/#comments Sat, 14 Jan 2012 02:48:06 +0000 badstockart http://www.badstockart.com/?p=2277 The title of this is “young woman accepts medicine”. I’m going to go ahead and assume that the medicine is Rohypnol and the photographer is the doctor.

Mummy bite

Mummy want meds! Rrraaaaghhhh!



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