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/> • Impacted Employees: We have now accounted for 100% of our employees. Fortunately, as we get additional information the number of impacted employees has reduced.<br
/> 10 employees have completely lost their homes<br
/> 27 employees have minor to severe damage to their homes<br
/> 5 employees have an unknown amount of damage to their homes<br
/> 1 employee has an immediate family member injured</h5><p>Also, flash flooding in the area damaged by the tornado and areas south of there is occurring today with the heavy rains we&#8217;ve had for the last several hours.   My house is in the region, but should be OK.  We built the ground up a couple of feet from the regular ground level and then built up from that.  The doors are about three feet above the normal level of the ground.  All around us is mainly open fields and the runoff abatement canal behind our house is a couple of feet below that.</p><p>Again, I and my family are all OK.  There are others who are much, much worse off.</p><p>UPDATE:  http://google.org/crisismap/2013-oklahoma-tornado</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a
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href="http://gawker.com/amid-scandal-obamas-prom-pictures-finally-surface-509486932">Gawker</a>). Considering that he graduated in the late 70s, the outfits are far less embarrassing than one could have hoped. My husband is only a bit younger than the president, and the suit <em>he</em> wore to the prom once prompted someone who saw his prom photo to laugh and ask if it was a Halloween costume.</p><p>On a more serious note, Obama is scheduled to give an <a
href="http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/23/us/us-acknowledges-killing-4-americans-in-drone-strikes.html?emc=eta1&#038;_r=0">address on counterterrorism</a> today:</p><blockquote><p>In his first major speech on counterterrorism of his second term, Mr. Obama hopes to refocus the epic conflict that has defined American priorities since the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, and even foresees an unspecified day when the so-called war on terror might all but end, according to people briefed on White House plans.</p></blockquote><p>Could the war on a noun really end? The report says Obama will announce new limits on the use of drone strikes and launch a new effort to close Gitmo. I expect the reaction will range from &#8220;worse than Bush&#8221; to &#8220;worse than Neville Chamberlain.&#8221;</p><p>[X-posted at <a
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href="http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/05/anthony-weiner-tabloid-covers-mayor.php?ref=fpblg">announce at midnight</a> so the tabloids won&#8217;t make a Weiner joke, maybe you shouldn&#8217;t use your new baby as a campaign prop. Plus, the whole interaction has a very stilted, nanny&#8217;s-day-off feel. The rest is stock campaign ad.</p><p><a
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/> <em>(<a
href="http://www.gocomics.com/tomtoles/2013/05/12">Tom Toles</a> via GoComics.com)</em></p><p>On the glass-half-full side, Gail Collins, in the <em>NYTimes</em>:</p><blockquote><p>&#8230; <a
href="http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/23/opinion/collins-somebody-did-something.html">Mainstream Republicans have been super-energized</a> to do immigration reform ever since the Hispanic vote went against them in the last election. Democracy does work. If somebody came up with a dramatic poll showing that all the people with diabetes, asthma and chronic back problems had voted against Mitt Romney, there would no longer be a problem getting funding for health care reform.</p><p>High points in the committee’s long slog toward passage included a proposal from Tea Party icon Mike Lee of Utah to exempt employers of “cooks, waiters, butlers, housekeepers, governesses, maids, valets, baby sitters, janitors, laundresses, furnacemen, caretakers, handymen, gardeners, foot- men, grooms, and chauffeurs of automobiles for family use” from checking to make sure their help had the proper legal status. It didn’t go anywhere, but if you happen to run into Lee, feel free to say: “The butler did it.”</p><p>The most painful low point in the committee’s deliberations came at the end, when the Democrats gave up on an amendment allowing same-sex spouses the same right as heterosexuals to apply for permanent resident status for their partners. It’s not every day when you hear a senator announce that he had decided to support a move that involved “rank discrimination.” But the Republicans who were needed to get an immigration bill through the Senate had made it supremely clear that if any hint of gay marriage entered the legislation, they were going to take their toys and go home.</p><p>Decide for yourself how you feel about this one, people. Stand up for equality or finally get a major bill through the Senate? Defend equality or cave in and hope that the Supreme Court bails you out when it rules on the Defense of Marriage Act next month? &#8230;</p></blockquote><p>Ed Kilgore, at the <em>Washington Monthly</em>, is <a
href="http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/political-animal-a/2013_05/now_for_the_hard_part044874.php">less sanguine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>&#8230; Meanwhile, despite the announcement last Friday that the House Gang of Eight had reached an “agreement in principle” on its own immigration bill, nothing has actually been released, and now it appears a draft provision banning any government assistance for newly legalized immigrants in securing health care could <a
href="http://www.politico.com/story/2013/05/house-immigration-bill-trouble-91653.html">endanger Democratic support</a>, particularly outside the Gang.</p><p>So don’t get your hopes up on immigration reform just yet, even if Republican congressional leaders keep insisting it’s the one subject they won’t forget about no matter how central Scandalmania becomes to their overall political message.</p></blockquote><p><a
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href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/2013/05/22/you-need-schooling/">Zep lyrics as titles</a>.</p><p>Here is the current earworm:</p><p><iframe
width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/c2JSUXaY-tw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Was there a better rock vocalist than Freddie Mercury and Chris Cornell in the last thirty years?</p><p>Also, latest song in my pet serenade repertoire: <em>Rosie&#8217;s Barking</em>, sung to the tune of <em>Janie&#8217;s Crying</em>.  Was talking to friends and we mentioned how awesome Rosie has become compare to how wretched she was the first year, and she really has become a complete sweetie.  There no longer is a #1 dog (Lily) and a #2 dog (Rosie), it&#8217;s now more like #1 and #1.50.  I still know which one I will put on the life raft with me if I can only fit one.</p><p>Wait?  What?  You don&#8217;t run these scenarios through your head?  I know the order of everyone I am saving, and some of you just didn&#8217;t make the list.</p><p><a
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href="http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/business/media/urban-dictionary-finds-a-place-in-the-courtroom.html?pagewanted=all">Slang has always been a challenge</a> for the courts in cases that involve vulgar or insulting language. Conventional dictionaries lag the spoken word by design. That has lawyers and judges turning to a more fluid source of definitions: Urban Dictionary, a crowdsourced collection of slang words on the Internet.</p><p>The online site, created by a college freshman in 1999, has found itself in the thick of cases involving everything from sexual harassment to armed robbery to requests for personalized license plates, as courts look to discern meaning and intent in the modern lexicon&#8230;</p><p>It can take years for slang terms to be included in traditional dictionaries, whose editors want to be certain that the words have staying power. By contrast, some new words rush into Urban Dictionary in less than a day. As a result, the site has cropped up in dozens of court cases in recent years, according to a Lexis database of federal and state cases, although the outcome rarely rests solely on a definition.</p><p>This trend is likely to accelerate, according to Greg Lastowka, a professor of law at Rutgers specializing in Internet and property law. “If it is Urban Dictionary or hire some linguistic expert to do a survey, it seems like a pretty cheap, pretty good alternative for the court,” he said&#8230;</p><p><strong>Urban Dictionary’s move into the legal arena surprises no one more than Aaron Peckham, its founder, who has continued to run it like a homegrown business. Mr. Peckham, who is 32 and lives in San Francisco, has never taken venture capital money and still runs the entire site from his laptop. For revenue, he contracts with others to put advertising on the site and to make merchandise — like T-shirts and mugs printed with some of the site’s more interesting definitions. He has no paid staff members, though he does contract for help with things like advertising and design</strong>&#8230;.</p></blockquote><p>Andrew Leonard has a long narrative in <em>Salon</em> about &#8220;<a
href="http://www.salon.com/2013/05/17/revenge_ego_and_the_corruption_of_wikipedia/">Revenge, Ego, and the Corruption of Wikipedia</a>&#8220;:</p><blockquote><p>In the wee hours of the morning of January 27, 2013, a Wikipedia editor named “Qworty” <a
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Barry_Hannah&#038;action=history">made a series of 14 separate edits</a> to the Wikipedia page for the <a
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Hannah">late writer Barry Hannah</a>, a well-regarded Southern author with a taste for the Gothic and absurd.</p><p>Qworty cut paragraphs that included quotes from Hannah’s work. He removed 20 links to interviews, obituaries and reminiscences concerning Hannah. He cut out a list of literary prizes Hannah had won&#8230;</p><p>Taken all together, the edits strongly suggest a focused attempt to diminish Hannah’s legacy. But why? Who was Qworty and what axe did he have to grind with Hannah?</p><p>The answer to this question is on the one hand simple, almost trivial: Qworty turned out to be another author who had a long history of resenting Hannah. The late night Wikipedia edits are certainly not the first time that a writer’s ego has led to mischief. But the story is also important. Wikipedia is one of the jewels in the Internet’s crown, an amazing collective achievement, a mighty stab at realizing an awesome dream: a constantly updated repository for all human knowledge. It is created from the bottom up, a crowd-sourced labor of love by people who require no compensation for their work but also don’t need to jump through any qualifying hoops. Anyone can edit Wikipedia. Just create an account and start messing around!</p><p>Qworty’s edits undermine our faith in this great project. Qworty’s edits prove that Wikipedia’s content can be shaped by people settling grudges and acting out of spite and envy. Qworty alone, by his own account, has made 13,000 edits to Wikipedia. And Qworty, as the record will show, is not to be trusted&#8230;</p></blockquote><p><a
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href="http://www.newrepublic.com/article/113267/michael-kinsley-vs-anti-austerians">Michael Kinsley</a> replies to Paul Krugman&#8217;s critique of Kinsley&#8217;s Harvard dining hall contrarianism with a column that, if I&#8217;m reading it right, says (a) I am not a sadist, (b) you are a jerk for calling me a sadist, and (c) therefore your anti-austerity ideas are &#8220;probably wrong&#8221;.</p><p>Austerian Charles Lane has been tweeting about this all afternoon, e.g.:</p><blockquote
class="twitter-tweet"><p>In journalism, or so I was taught as young reporter, you do not speculate on people&#8217;s motivations. You call them up and ask for comment (2)</p><p>&mdash; Charles Lane (@ChuckLane1) <a
href="https://twitter.com/ChuckLane1/status/337313222216519680">May 22, 2013</a></p></blockquote><p><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></p><p>I have emailed Charles Lane several times, albeit not particularly politely, and unlike most of the national journalists I&#8217;ve emailed (rarely politely), he has never replied. I will tweet him to ask for a comment on this.</p><p>Charles Lane has consistently written in favor of austerity.  This is a position that is primarily staked out by conservatives.  He has also written various things that suggest he favors conservative presidential candidates. <a
href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postpartisan/2008/09/in_the_oconnor_mold.html">Here he is</a> comparing Sarah Palin to Sandra Day O&#8217;Connor, <a
href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postpartisan/2008/09/in_the_oconnor_mold.html">wondering</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Maybe there&#8217;s something about growing up in a challenging, male-dominated physical environment (desert, tundra), in a family where everyone&#8217;s expected to get his or her job done (and there&#8217;s no time for drama, fuss or introspection), that turns certain girls into very confident women&#8230;</p></blockquote><p>And <a
href="http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2012/president/obama_vs_romney_create_your_own_electoral_college_map.html?map=HI_1,AK_5,FL_7,NH_4,MI_3,VT_1,ME_2,ME2_3,RI_1,NY_1,PA_3,NJ_2,DE_1,MD_1,VA_7,WV_5,OH_3,IN_6,IL_1,CT_2,WI_4,NC_7,DC_1,MA_1,TN_5,AR_5,MO_6,GA_6,SC_6,KY_5,AL_5,LA_5,MS_5,IA_4,MN_3,OK_5,TX_5,NM_2,KS_5,NE_5,NE2_6,SD_6,ND_5,WY_5,MT_7,CO_7,ID_5,UT_5,AZ_7,NV_3,OR_3,WA_2,CA_1">here</a> is his electoral college prediction on the eve of the 2012 election:</p><p><a
href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Screen-Shot-2013-05-22-at-7.19.15-PM.png"><img
src="http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Screen-Shot-2013-05-22-at-7.19.15-PM-300x238.png" alt="Screen Shot 2013-05-22 at 7.19.15 PM" width="300" height="238" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-132879" /></a></p><p>It includes NH and WI as &#8220;toss-ups&#8221;.  These are states that Obama won by<a
href="http://www.cnn.com/election/2012/results/main"> 6 and 7 points</a>, respectively.  Likewise, it includes OR as only &#8220;leans Obama&#8221; (apparently on the basis of one poll where Romney was close); Obama won OR by 12 points. (EDIT: Also too, CO &#8220;leans Romney&#8221; for Lane but Obama won by 5.5).</p><p>Lane&#8217;s pro-austerity, anti-Krugman articles rarely contain any numerical figures, and thus they cannot be judged from a strict quantitative perspective; they typically glorify some ostensibly pro-austerity dead intellectual luminary, like economist James Buchanan or political scientist Mancur Olson, but without numbers or measurement of any kind.</p><p>Given the absence of any quantitative evidence in favor of austerity in Lane&#8217;s columns, the absence of any comment from Lane on why he supports austerity, and the existence of much evidence that Lane favors conservative politicians, it hardly unfair to conclude that it is possible Lane favors austerity simply because he favors conservative policies more generally.</p><p>I suppose the reply, if there is one, will be &#8220;I don&#8217;t always vote for Republicans!&#8221;  But what does that prove?  Until austerians like Lane do better than (a) eat your spinach or (b) Paul Krugman is a meanie or (c) dead luminary X probably would have liked austerity, I will continue to question their motives for supporting austerity.</p><p>But I&#8217;ll wait for reply from Lane (I encourage you to contact him via Twitter as well) before reaching any firm conclusions.</p><p><a
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href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/technology/nasa-asks-could-3-d-printed-food-fuel-a-mission-to-mars/2013/05/21/76fc3668-c224-11e2-914f-a7aba60512a7_story.html?wpmk=MK0000203">Yes, it’s another case of life imitating “Star Trek”</a> (remember the food replicator?). In this case, though, the creators hope there is an application beyond deep-space pizza parties. The technology could also be used to feed hungry populations here on Earth.</p><p>Texas-based <a
href="http://systemsandmaterials.com/index.htm">Systems and Materials Research Corp</a>. has been selected for a $125,000 grant from NASA to develop a 3-D printer that will create “nutritious and flavorful” food suitable for astronauts, according to the company’s proposal. Using a “digital recipe,” the printers will combine powders to produce food that has the structure and texture of, well, actual food. Including smell&#8230;</p><p>Astronauts carry pre-packaged food — not the freeze-dried ice cream for sale in Smithsonian gift shops, but a little like the meals ready to eat, or MREs, consumed by the military. The preparations are short on flavor and heavy on processing, which tends to “degrade the micronutrients in the foods,” Steitz said. There also isn’t much choice or variety, since all combinations of food are pre-determined. That can take on big significance after a year or three cooped up in a small metal capsule&#8230;</p><p>One of the first goals for SMRC’s printer is the humble pizza. It was chosen because it contains a variety of nutrients and flavors, said David Irvin, director of research at SMRC. More importantly, a pizza is made up of layers, a key principle used in 3-D printing technology. &#8230;</p></blockquote><p>Apart from dinner planning (and irking BJ readers not in the Eastern time zone, sorry) what&#8217;s on the agenda this evening?</p><p><a
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href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/virtually-speaking-science/2013/05/22/tom-levenson-naomi-oreskes" target="_blank">6 p.m. eastern time</a> I&#8217;ll be talking again to Naomi Oreskes, historian of science and co-author of <i><a
href="http://www.amazon.com/Merchants-Doubt-Handful-Scientists-Obscured/dp/1608193942/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1369250002&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=merchants+of+doubt" target="_blank">Merchants of Doubt</a>,</i>an account of how a small(ish) cadre of cold-war scientists became hired guns for Big Tobacco and the anti-climate change brigade.</p><p>Naomi and I <a
href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/virtuallyspeaking/2011/10/20/naomi-oreskes-tom-levenson-virtually-speaking-science" target="_blank">spoke in 2011</a> about the threats posed by the spread of &#8220;scientistic&#8221; argument &#8212; the use of a science-like language, couched in the rhetoric of disinterested skepticism, to obscure critical knowledge for public audiences.</p><p>Well, flash forward a year and a half, and we come to an America in which we have experienced years of devastating drought, superstorm Sandy, this week&#8217;s tornado, and the breaching of the 400 ppm atmospheric carbon threshold, and it&#8217;s time to talk again about the cost of denialism and the misuse of perceived authority by our still-thriving doubt peddlars.</p><p><a
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href="http://marine.rutgers.edu/~francis/pres/Francis_Vavrus_2012GL051000_pub.pdf" target="_blank">pretty clearly on the table</a>.  A boost in the number of<a
href="http://www.pnas.org/content/110/14/5369.full.pdf+html" target="_blank"> severe hurricanes too</a>.  Significant ice melt and sea level rise too. <a
href="http://www.esrl.noaa.gov/psd/csi/events/2011/tornadoes/climatechange.html" target="_blank">But what will happen to tornado patterns</a> as climate change proceeds is still unclear.  So what to make of that lacuna?</p><p>Here&#8217;s my take (not to put any words in Naomi&#8217;s mouth):  If you are a rational person, you say we need more research on that particular concern, but the broad pattern is clear:  human-driven climate change is in progress and it is causing a host of changes that directly conflict with the way we&#8217;ve rely on our built environment and on all the things we do (grow cereals in the midwest, e.g.) needed to keep our societies going.  And we&#8217;ll get back to you on the twisters, asking you to bear this thought in mind:  if you are a betting person, how much do you want to wager on the possibility that increasing the amount of heat trapped in the lower atmosphere won&#8217;t kick up some extra nasty storms?</p><p>We won&#8217;t confine ourselves to climate and the weather, by the way.  <em>Merchants of Doubt</em> has given me a frame for looking at a lot of news, and I see the same desire to conceal useful knowledge the doubtists serve in the somewhat different technique of simply blocking research that might be used to produce inconvenient truths.  See, e.g. the NRA &#8211; led ban on <a
href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/10/nras-ban-on-gun-violence-research-created-severe-shortage-of-experts-in-field/" target="_blank">research on gun violence</a> and the  the recent Republican proposal to <a
href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/01/gop-census-bill_n_3188043.html" target="_blank">forbid the US Census from doing anything but a decennial count</a>, thus eliminating, among other things, our ability to measure unemployment.</p><p>So come on down.  <a
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href="http://www.bigstarstory.com">Big Star documentary</a> and learned two extremely important things of which I was previously unaware: (1) the &#8217;70s Show theme song is a Big Star cover and (2) TGI Friday&#8217;s used to be <a
href="http://ny.eater.com/archives/2009/09/tgi_fridays_would_like_everyone_to_know_it_was_cool_once.php">some kind of a crazy bohemian or singles</a> spot (depending on the location, I think).  Technically, I didn&#8217;t lear the second thing from the movie itself, I learned it from watching the movie, which mentioned TGI Friday&#8217;s a cool Memphis hang-out back in the day, and then reading the TGI Friday Wiki entry.</p><p>Tell me something important that you recently learned.</p><p><a
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href="http://www.sfgate.com/news/us/article/Texas-judge-Lesbian-couple-can-t-cohabitate-4536307.php" target="_blank">How&#8217;s this</a> for a catch 22:</p><blockquote><p>A judge has ruled that a North Texas lesbian couple can&#8217;t live together because of a morality clause in one of the women&#8217;s divorce papers.</p><p>The clause is common in divorce cases in Texas and other states. It prevents a divorced parent from having a romantic partner spend the night while children are in the home. If the couple marries, they can get out from under the legal provision — but that is not an option for gay couples in Texas, where such marriages aren&#8217;t recognized.</p></blockquote><p>This is another one of those laws in which both rich and poor are enjoined from sleeping under bridges:</p><blockquote><p>[Texas District Court Judge] Roach said the clause doesn&#8217;t target same-sex couples, adding that the language is gender neutral.</p><p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a general provision for the benefit of the children,&#8221; the judge said.</p></blockquote><p><a
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class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-132849" alt="Cassatt_Mary_Jules_Being_Dried_by_His_Mother_1900" src="http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Cassatt_Mary_Jules_Being_Dried_by_His_Mother_1900-e1369240648251.jpg" width="480" height="629" /></a></p><p>And, of course, the husband&#8217;s attorney talks the same line &#8212; we&#8217;re only in it for the kids:</p><blockquote><p>Paul Key said his client, Joshua Compton, wanted the clause enforced for his kids&#8217; benefit.</p><p>&#8220;The fact that they can&#8217;t get married in Texas is a legislative issue,&#8221; Key said. &#8220;It&#8217;s not really our issue.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>Just remember:  the state can&#8217;t touch our guns (or require tornado shelters) because of freedom&#8230;but adults&#8217; private decisions about whom to love must suffer the full brunt of state power.</p><p>Feh.</p><p>Image: Mary Cassat<em>t</em>, <em></em><em><a
href="http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Cassatt_Mary_Jules_Being_Dried_by_His_Mother_1900.jpg" target="_blank">Jules Being Dried by His Mother</a>, </em>1900.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a
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/> But I&#8217;m alive and healthy, as are my entire family, and we have a place to go to.  One of my coworkers made contact from a National Guard checkpoint this morning.  He&#8217;s alive.  He&#8217;s got the clothes on his back, and he&#8217;s got his dogs.  Everything else was destroyed.</p><p>I delivered some water and batteries to some shelters and checkpoints the other day, because having done disaster relief before, I know those are the two things that relief personnel are always critically short of, and they are consumed very rapidly.  Trash bags and toilet paper are also highly prized on checkpoint duty and at shelters.  My FEMA certification is a certification to enter disaster zones on behalf of my agency, or as directed by FEMA.  Ideally, that would entail setting up and maintaining computer equipment, and satellite communications.  Since no VA facilities were damaged (and I am actually classified as a victim for the purposes of the personnel system) I haven&#8217;t been mobilized.  I&#8217;ve volunteered though, so I&#8217;ll go the moment they ask.  Other than that, and working as a local point of contact for some friends at Fort Sill who are putting together a package to deliver to the shelters, I&#8217;m trying hard to stay out of the way.  When something like this happens, once you&#8217;ve gotten over the initial threat and immediate aftermath, the best thing a civilian can do is to get out of the way and help the victims after they&#8217;ve come out to a safe place.  That means volunteering at a shelter or making a cash donation.  Cash is generally a lot easier for aid groups and charities to work with.</p><p><a
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href="http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/22/us/shelter-requirements-resisted-in-tornado-alley.html?pagewanted=2&#038;_r=0&#038;hp&#038;pagewanted=all">Market wisdom rules:</a></p><blockquote><p>Mike Gilles, a former president of the Oklahoma State Home Builders Association, said that he built safe rooms in all his custom homes, and that even many builders who build speculatively now make them standard.</p><p>But asked whether the government should require safe rooms in homes, he said, “Most homebuilders would be against that because we think the market ought to drive what people are putting in the houses, not the government.”</p></blockquote><p>If electrical and plumbing codes didn&#8217;t come from &#8220;the government&#8221;, how did they arise? Did the Gospel of Mark mention circuit breakers and grounded outlets? Where does the Torah speak to pressure relief valves in gas water heaters?</p><p>Also, too: it&#8217;s too bad that only Stalinists want saferooms at schools like Plaza Towers Elementary. If the free market had demanded them, perhaps there would be a few more kids alive today.</p><p><a
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