Say what you will about Michael Jackson’s personal life, but you cannot deny the impact the artist has had on music and in popular culture over the last several decades.

To honor the king of pop, we decided it was necessary to feature one of Jackson’ most memorable videos… Thriller… Re-recorded, re-arranged and re-choreographed by another man… From India… With English subtitles provided by the man who made Benny Lava a legend… Buffalax!

For the unadulterated version, check it out here.

“Girly Man, Man, Man!”

Jenny McCarthy poses for CKM Magazine and still looks damn good despite the excessive photoshopping. I understand that publishers want their models to have perfect skin and no blemishes, but why overphotoshop an already sexy, relatively perfect woman like Jenny McCarthy?

Keeley Hazell, Emily Scott, and Rachael Neiberding pose in bikinis for Ralph Magazine’s Most Wanted Babes. They say they grow um large in Texas, but when it comes to Kelley Hazell & Co, they grow um large and round outside of the States…

If you’re a mom who’s never rode a dirt-bike before, 55 is not the right age to start learning how… Especially when your mom is watching you learn from the comfort of her wheelchair, at a distance of three feet.

Props to the reassuring guy, “yea, yea, everyones ok, we’re ok… right? guys?”

There’s a video locked up in Michael Bay’s spank bank that just about any guy in the world wouldn’t mind watching. According to the New York Post, when Megan Fox went to Michael Bay’s house for an intimate audition, he whipped out his package video camera and recorded Megan Fox washing his Ferrari.

Jason Solomons in Britain’s Guardian reports, “she said she didn’t know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed — ‘Er, I don’t know where it is either.’”

For the less explicit Megan Fox Transformers audition tape, head to FilmDrunk.

Britney Spears has put ex-hubby Kevin Federline on a diet because he’s gained a whopping 85 pounds. The 5-foot-10 former backup dancer, who weighed 150 pounds when they married in 2004, now tips the scales at about 235 pounds.

Back when they were married, Kevin used to chide Britney about her weight, but now the dinner table has turned. These days, it is Britney who is making the jokes - calling him ‘K-Fatter-line’ and other names.

“She’ll ask him, ‘When is the baby due?’” revealed a source.

“Britney called him ‘a fat housewife,’” said the source. “[Kevin] says he’s gained weight because he is happy and content, but Britney says he is just fat and lazy. Britney insisted he go on a diet and stop showing their kids it’s OK to be fat and sloppy.”

Kevin says he doesn’t have to worry about his looks,” said the source, “because women still love him.”

Background:

Stacy Keibler was born and raised in Baltimore, Maryland where she began taking jazz, ballet, and tap dancing lessons at the age of three.

Her talent, her technique, and her stunning pair of legs were enough to begin her career at just 18 years-old.

Credentials:

Baltimore Ravens Cheerleader (18)

WCW Nitro Girl, WWF, WWE Etc… (19)

Maxim/Stuff model & columnist

Contracted by Disney for upcoming films and television shows (Currently)

Vitals:

Born – October 14, 1979

Height – 5′11″

Stems – 42″

Ass - Ideal…

And Now For The Important Stuff…

After contestants in an April episode of NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice created a detergent ad called “Jesse James and the Midgets,” miniature activists from Little People of America went to the Federal Communications Commission to ban the use of the word “midget” on broadcast TV, claiming the word is just as offensive as racial slurs.

The contestants on the show, including Joan Rivers, who believes the sub-species is created in midget-mills and survives off a strict diet of sugar packets and Keebler brand cookies suggested bathing little people in detergent and hanging them up to dry.

The Detroit Free Press reports that “calls to the FCC and Celebrity Apprentice host Donald Trump were not immediately answered today. NBC Universal representatives didn’t immediately respond to e-mail messages, and the telephone rang unanswered at their Los Angeles office.”

Until someone decides to answer their phone, we suggest using more appropriate terms such as, Pocket-Pal, Tiny-Timber, or Lenny Loompa.

Jack In The Box’s commercial midgetploitation was not deemed offensive by Little People of America because “at the end of the day, work is work. The burgers are just the right size and really are that good.”

I’m still struggling to determine whether or not this is a legitimate shot or if there is some post production foul play going on. I guess at the end of the day, it really isn’t worth spending time examining the ball-to-bottle impact when examining the blondie’s legs is just as viable an option…