tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81250651902693700182024-12-18T19:24:03.625-08:00Heartmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05814518804456254330noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8125065190269370018.post-71294920799754098712008-11-30T22:54:00.000-08:002008-11-29T16:53:53.530-08:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikw7kLaul_olAYsrP62VYZgC6B9O43FtDipSQvLEDzml-b13yxI3IwgLPsNXNL68hDNTTwwoa7dBow1B4lI3bUqYgiFFkg3Bfu0orteDHLIC-CzIdrEKyLnlkwBANC5n6qSCmGKQu-5uKL/s1600-h/five_dollar_bill_bar_jokes_blogspot.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274246762943299794" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 127px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikw7kLaul_olAYsrP62VYZgC6B9O43FtDipSQvLEDzml-b13yxI3IwgLPsNXNL68hDNTTwwoa7dBow1B4lI3bUqYgiFFkg3Bfu0orteDHLIC-CzIdrEKyLnlkwBANC5n6qSCmGKQu-5uKL/s400/five_dollar_bill_bar_jokes_blogspot.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div></div><div></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">So a five-dollar bill walks into a bar. </span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Bartender says, <em>Get outa here! We don't serve your type. This is a singles bar. </em></span></div><div><em><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;">.</span></em></div><div><em><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;">.</span></em></div><div><em><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;">.</span></em></div>Heartmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05814518804456254330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8125065190269370018.post-44968812356459167202008-11-26T00:45:00.000-08:002008-11-27T01:13:57.240-08:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhs2HwXv1jzh8S6RoNXjYgOVwAVQXG86hJQFiKZLjYI_qoLO1yToKcZCB89Ok05Ov9OVe3juWrKub-emvV_yy_YmhrY4xZnE30AotyNNBkgLJ7sNK86XOehWFEnaAFYMNF_o5aD2vQeWEAA/s1600-h/blog_bar_pig_cow.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266205409346743218" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 286px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhs2HwXv1jzh8S6RoNXjYgOVwAVQXG86hJQFiKZLjYI_qoLO1yToKcZCB89Ok05Ov9OVe3juWrKub-emvV_yy_YmhrY4xZnE30AotyNNBkgLJ7sNK86XOehWFEnaAFYMNF_o5aD2vQeWEAA/s400/blog_bar_pig_cow.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div></div>Heartmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05814518804456254330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8125065190269370018.post-52908375198072618822008-11-05T22:53:00.002-08:002008-11-25T23:07:49.828-08:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8YRvu2a4634qzgrTyWOYGbhI3r-LCsrONsJZiSOqGiGOw6vZFJE4mGDScw91g6HX8A9nBsRvSP5-bPqndL8JzJPLZZ1_X6XQ5czPlgaCgYcBe19aIqi735TaKkQ8ElqzQPcKEqRo5dXml/s1600-h/road_blogspot.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272859332198965090" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 267px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8YRvu2a4634qzgrTyWOYGbhI3r-LCsrONsJZiSOqGiGOw6vZFJE4mGDScw91g6HX8A9nBsRvSP5-bPqndL8JzJPLZZ1_X6XQ5czPlgaCgYcBe19aIqi735TaKkQ8ElqzQPcKEqRo5dXml/s400/road_blogspot.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibVsdhHWcH3b3G6qaEErpneSQupULlpDpMbzTACKcfuDcpAUYSl3bZuYUZEzy5tTSIraMu8B9qkLB3yEE8GAZbpwjccNNLtEe5JnSerBREvdpFeCrIa0gooowp7E0WOxTYet8LKSaaYyyL/s1600-h/road_bar_blogspot.jpg"></a><br /><br /><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm .</span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">He says, <em>Pint please, and one for the road</em>.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div></div>Heartmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05814518804456254330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8125065190269370018.post-54293045183089362712008-11-05T22:53:00.001-08:002008-11-22T19:24:08.086-08:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDczWaett84WdE1TeqfE0FwQiuTF0__-AO8M9V8jIzU2RpktkSRE1WJjBVVeQof-TgryvlEcklY82ga8y18tBPIjEQ75KxkHRY_V56qOD1NHyP5z_mEVrDJfgkxxnCLpgzwB_EZrrHubFN/s1600-h/Bacon_Egg_bar_blogspot.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271666404129242834" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 326px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDczWaett84WdE1TeqfE0FwQiuTF0__-AO8M9V8jIzU2RpktkSRE1WJjBVVeQof-TgryvlEcklY82ga8y18tBPIjEQ75KxkHRY_V56qOD1NHyP5z_mEVrDJfgkxxnCLpgzwB_EZrrHubFN/s400/Bacon_Egg_bar_blogspot.JPG" border="0" /></a><span style="color:#ffffff;"> . .</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;">.<br /><br /></span><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">The bartender says, <em>Sorry, we don't serve breakfast</em>.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ffffff;">..</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div>Heartmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05814518804456254330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8125065190269370018.post-18088454311269490192008-11-05T22:51:00.000-08:002008-11-22T19:26:45.063-08:00\<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTNGZX5RavSaMymJ1sk6B3LKnzK7a2f4DUw_Ct8o5HXGXQ6lR7I1ZbV3dEMeE9A7eL1b94IiONgpgnvfpa7druy_JA-iIUXK2aR20Bd8oyBz7qmSOmKKfWzmoUDVav-BgU_1OAeRcmfNwh/s1600-h/saloon+dog+blogspot.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269586091143005442" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 324px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTNGZX5RavSaMymJ1sk6B3LKnzK7a2f4DUw_Ct8o5HXGXQ6lR7I1ZbV3dEMeE9A7eL1b94IiONgpgnvfpa7druy_JA-iIUXK2aR20Bd8oyBz7qmSOmKKfWzmoUDVav-BgU_1OAeRcmfNwh/s400/saloon+dog+blogspot.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">A three-legged dog walks into a bar.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">The dogs says, <em>I'm looking for the man that shot my pa.</em></span></span></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">.</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">.</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">.</span></em></div>Heartmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05814518804456254330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8125065190269370018.post-38584176200002526492008-11-05T22:49:00.000-08:002008-11-22T19:28:10.841-08:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4shC6j3s7Qxb451bh3bvy5me2ZmtCpiHcIYeg8utLLhyC3JScKg8TKNOHwv4vjmO5AnNCPUGtJytinSfI_IGhAGwejL9h67rcgT-Znh7ionTySy5Pr4HznbEY6P7djaI9icVjkqHL0V8b/s1600-h/blog_bar_grasshopper.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265842104007800258" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 387px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4shC6j3s7Qxb451bh3bvy5me2ZmtCpiHcIYeg8utLLhyC3JScKg8TKNOHwv4vjmO5AnNCPUGtJytinSfI_IGhAGwejL9h67rcgT-Znh7ionTySy5Pr4HznbEY6P7djaI9icVjkqHL0V8b/s400/blog_bar_grasshopper.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;"><br /></span><div></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;">A grasshopper walks into a bar. </span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;">The bartender says, "We have a drink here named after you." </span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;">The grasshopper says, "Bob?"</span> </div><div><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><br /><p></p><p></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Source of Image:</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#3366ff;">ht</span><a href="http://animals.howstuffworks.com/insects/grasshopper-info1.htm"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#3366ff;">tp</span>://animals.howstuffworks.com/insects/grasshopper-info1.htm</span></span></a></p><p><span style="color:#ffffff;">.......</span></p><p><span style="color:#ffffff;">..</span></p><p><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></p><p><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></p>Heartmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05814518804456254330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8125065190269370018.post-43480275003967082242008-11-03T12:26:00.000-08:002008-11-22T19:29:25.388-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy4JQyamhJb-VuVdPSa8FYtF1K3ASZSfA7J08Elm5yQ37VI_ntZDf0zztaR7IRmM_szHJm-kOSZh5feGmajyRHU_O9bbGlYaSASTR5KnTH-ttIJVNFmdrNIlPpBor6tP6l1IFRfn4L_FbL/s1600-h/blog_bar_mushroom.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265095448914900850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy4JQyamhJb-VuVdPSa8FYtF1K3ASZSfA7J08Elm5yQ37VI_ntZDf0zztaR7IRmM_szHJm-kOSZh5feGmajyRHU_O9bbGlYaSASTR5KnTH-ttIJVNFmdrNIlPpBor6tP6l1IFRfn4L_FbL/s400/blog_bar_mushroom.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"><br />A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"> The bartender says, <em>We don't serve mushrooms here</em>. </span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">The mushroom says, <em>Why not? I'm a fun guy!</em></span><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><em>.</em></span></div><div><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">..</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div>Heartmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05814518804456254330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8125065190269370018.post-41888859242134071832008-11-03T12:18:00.000-08:002008-11-22T19:31:04.165-08:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0yyIU53620a2Etqu2bdc-3o-WaccRJ9P78E8ZY7XjYM_E6Zvyqf6Arr3SBFqrHEWevvfOI6p56tYz4b1gZOBACF2XjTWWCh8uwgcO9qilTwGXDM9h_cU3AtzwYb6E7iAFf8kc4AgoVuQ-/s1600-h/horse+laughing.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271686617371543330" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 358px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0yyIU53620a2Etqu2bdc-3o-WaccRJ9P78E8ZY7XjYM_E6Zvyqf6Arr3SBFqrHEWevvfOI6p56tYz4b1gZOBACF2XjTWWCh8uwgcO9qilTwGXDM9h_cU3AtzwYb6E7iAFf8kc4AgoVuQ-/s400/horse+laughing.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> .</span> .</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;">A horse walks into a bar.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The bartender says, <em>Why the long face?</em></span></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><span style="color:#ffffff;">..</span><br /><p><span style="color:#ffffff;">.<br />.<br /></span><br /><br /></p><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">..</span><br /></div>Heartmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05814518804456254330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8125065190269370018.post-52202629553068871202008-11-02T22:00:00.000-08:002008-11-22T19:23:08.451-08:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGcEMVnQpSIf4bwrqHky9plLTyo5WWlaBArN3NsSx8cwdkacC-NZlpjU0UWWrboS4MRIzdLTWtnAuZR7VlGeOwNfL2yqOE-eaRbNwoV-5e7RR9wDdCDIxjKyiPzCJ4TGE-EnjFl9Tq1kLK/s1600-h/rene_descartes_bar_blogspot.jpg"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271687545369147042" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 351px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGcEMVnQpSIf4bwrqHky9plLTyo5WWlaBArN3NsSx8cwdkacC-NZlpjU0UWWrboS4MRIzdLTWtnAuZR7VlGeOwNfL2yqOE-eaRbNwoV-5e7RR9wDdCDIxjKyiPzCJ4TGE-EnjFl9Tq1kLK/s400/rene_descartes_bar_blogspot.jpg" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="color:#ffffff;"> .</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Rene Descartes walks into a bar and sits down.</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><br /></span><div><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">The bartender comes over to his table and asks if he would like a beer.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"></span></div><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><br /></span><div><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Rene responds, <em>I think not, </em></span><span style="font-size:130%;">and disappears.</span></span></div><div><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div>Heartmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05814518804456254330noreply@blogger.com0