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    <title>Barrel of Monkeys Blog</title>
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    <dc:rights>Copyright 2009</dc:rights>
    <dc:date>2009-11-10T03:57:35+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Avondale Rehearsal</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Hello there!&amp;nbsp; Last week, Barrel of Monkeys started rehearsing for the Avondale school show.&amp;nbsp; The school show is this Friday, November 13th, and we have three more rehearsals left, but let&amp;#8217;s talk about last week when we started!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Rehearsal #1 - Luke is directing the show, which consists of 13 Monkeys.&amp;nbsp; Among them are two of the teachers who taught at Avondale, Rachel and Calliope.&amp;nbsp; We read a lot of stories, since three classrooms are represented.&amp;nbsp; The students are in 5th grade.&amp;nbsp; We picked about six stories to perform, and it was a blast!&amp;nbsp; Whew!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Rehearsal #2 - We adapted more stories, and the laughter was non-stop.&amp;nbsp; Some of the stories are about robot babysitters, a pregnant man, and a limousine full of famous celebrities!&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Rehearsal #3 - Uh oh.&amp;nbsp; Two Monkeys were sick and couldn&amp;#8217;t make it to rehearsal.&amp;nbsp; Aw&amp;#8230;.darn.&amp;nbsp; Luke told the rest of us to please stay healthy and get rest.&amp;nbsp; We did more adapting, but made sure to leave parts for the sick Monkeys.&amp;nbsp; We not only learned a new song that Philip and Carly wrote about a man in love with a grill which was tasty, but we also choreographed it!&amp;nbsp; FUN!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;For next rehearsal: We&amp;#8217;re going to learn the closer and maybe another song!&amp;nbsp; Stay tuned!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=QErcVuGojEM:4RBf5EVAwlE:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=QErcVuGojEM:4RBf5EVAwlE:qj6IDK7rITs"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=QErcVuGojEM:4RBf5EVAwlE:F7zBnMyn0Lo"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?i=QErcVuGojEM:4RBf5EVAwlE:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=QErcVuGojEM:4RBf5EVAwlE:gIN9vFwOqvQ"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?i=QErcVuGojEM:4RBf5EVAwlE:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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      <dc:subject>School Shows</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2009-11-10T03:57:35+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>That’s Weird Grandma - Monday 11/9/09</title>
      <link>http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/blog/comments/thats_weird_grandma_-_monday_11_9_09/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Whoa. It&amp;#8217;s a whole new round, whole new cast, whole new running order!&lt;br /&gt;
SIX new stories are going into the show this week.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You&amp;#8217;re gonna see some real winners here-&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;1. Superheroes- It&amp;#8217;s a battle between &amp;#8220;?&amp;#8221; and &amp;#8220;!&amp;#8221;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;2. Spider Monkeys- a rousing musical number. &amp;#8220;Web was on people.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;3. The Three Friends- 3 old men show everyone who&amp;#8217;s king of the neighborhood, then go to the park to bask in the glory.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;4. My Dad at the Panda Express- See what happens when Montell&amp;#8217;s father&amp;#8217;s Orange Chicken order takes too long to arrive&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;5. Untitled (a girl named silver)- One of Silver&amp;#8217;s powers is bequeathing short names to people!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;6. Turn Back the Clocks- it&amp;#8217;s an all-out new-age house jam!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;See you at the plays! Buy tickets &lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/performances/" title="here"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. 
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Superheroes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/twilight/" title="Twilight"&gt;Twilight&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/the_king_and_the_queen_setting_at_a_manchon/" title="The King and the Queen (Setting: At a Manchon)"&gt;The King and the Queen (Setting: At a Manchon)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Spider Monkeys&lt;br /&gt;
Three Friends&lt;br /&gt;
My Dad at Panda Express&lt;br /&gt;
Untitled (Silver)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/untitled_haunted_house_with_women/" title="Untitled (Haunted House with Women)"&gt;Untitled (Haunted House with Women)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/clare/" title="Clare"&gt;Clare&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/untitled_princess_jump_rope/" title="Princess Jump Rope"&gt;Princess Jump Rope&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/when_a_tiger_turned_bad/" title="When a Tiger Turned Bad"&gt;When a Tiger Turned Bad&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/3_monkeys_at_the_beach/" title="3 Monkeys at the Beach"&gt;3 Monkeys at the Beach&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Turn Back the Clocks&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/magical_place/" title="The Magical Place"&gt;The Magical Place&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=oKbQK8CHy-8:XuMtJTDMq-o:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=oKbQK8CHy-8:XuMtJTDMq-o:qj6IDK7rITs"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=oKbQK8CHy-8:XuMtJTDMq-o:F7zBnMyn0Lo"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?i=oKbQK8CHy-8:XuMtJTDMq-o:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=oKbQK8CHy-8:XuMtJTDMq-o:gIN9vFwOqvQ"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?i=oKbQK8CHy-8:XuMtJTDMq-o:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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      <dc:subject>Front Page News, That's Weird, Grandma</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2009-11-09T14:20:54+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>A BOM Halloween</title>
      <link>http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/blog/comments/a_bom_halloween/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;For this Halloween, Barrel of Monkeys played at the Chicago Cultural Center’s Hallowed Halls Halloween celebration!&amp;nbsp; On Saturday morning, Barrel of Monkeys worked with about 40 kids in costume in a writing workshop and performance.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/images/uploads/blog_images/JasonandLaurawithSpidercompressed.JPG" class="imageborder imageblog imagecenter" alt="image" width="299" height="448" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(Jason Sperling and Laura Grey with a Hallowed Halls attendee.)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A group of Fairytale Characters and Creatures wrote and performed a story about two fairytales!&amp;nbsp; In one, everything was splendid.&amp;nbsp; In the other, a dragon and dwarf crushed the princesses and ate the kings.&amp;nbsp; A cat with good reflexes, a Monkey King, and The Grand Master save the day.&amp;nbsp; For now…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/images/uploads/blog_images/JasonandRachelwithFairyTaleCharacterscompressed.JPG" class="imageborder imageblog imagecenter" alt="image" width="448" height="299" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(Rachel Wilson and Jason Sperling meeting the Fairytale Characters and Creatures.)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Superheroes wrote and performed a story about overcoming a mass of bad guys, which included the dreaded Bowser!&amp;nbsp; The story concluded with a well deserved celebration with pizza, hot chips, and pop.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/images/uploads/blog_images/MarioandLuigicompressed.JPG" class="imageborder imageblog imagecenter" alt="image" width="448" height="299" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(Mario and Luigi have come across Bowser before!)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Monsters and Witches wrote and performed a story about a haunted house with a ton of ambushes, but at the end, at the snap of a finger, everything was turned back to normal.&amp;nbsp;   &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/images/uploads/blog_images/WitchesandMonstersOnStagecompressed.JPG" class="imageborder imageblog imagecenter" alt="image" width="448" height="299" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(So many scary kids!)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The afternoon concluded with a performance of “That’s Weird, Grandma” to a crowd of more than 300 families!&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;What a great way to spend Halloween.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;What did YOU do?!?
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=rGzD4cGNrCY:rLtdcqs94rE:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=rGzD4cGNrCY:rLtdcqs94rE:qj6IDK7rITs"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=rGzD4cGNrCY:rLtdcqs94rE:F7zBnMyn0Lo"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?i=rGzD4cGNrCY:rLtdcqs94rE:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=rGzD4cGNrCY:rLtdcqs94rE:gIN9vFwOqvQ"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?i=rGzD4cGNrCY:rLtdcqs94rE:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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      <dc:subject>Front Page News, Other Performances</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2009-11-03T21:52:02+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>That’s Weird Grandma - Monday 11/2/09</title>
      <link>http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/blog/comments/thats_weird_grandma_-_monday_11_2_09/</link>
      <guid>http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/blog/comments/thats_weird_grandma_-_monday_11_2_09/#When:20:30:58Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Avid &amp;amp; Casual Blog Readers,&lt;br /&gt;
Last chance to see this particularly attractive and talented cast before they go away&amp;#8230; &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;AND, even though Halloween is over, it’s not too late to score some WICKED Halloween prizes (the adjective, not the musical) after TWG. &lt;br /&gt;
Would you like a fuzzy ghost sticker? Perhaps a mummy rubber ducky?…&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Also, this is it. No doubt about it. The LAST performance of Tiny Door in the Back of My Closet before it is gone from the show!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The new story this week concerns a fictitious famous singer named &lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/clare/" title="Clare"&gt;Clare&lt;/a&gt; who must dress in man’s clothes to hide from her fans. It’s the only way.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;See you there!! 8pm. Neo-Futurarium. You will like it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Buy tickets &lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/performances/tickets/" title="hur"&gt;hur&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Full running order below!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/untitled_princess_jump_rope/" title="Princess Jump Rope"&gt;Princess Jump Rope&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/twilight/" title="Twilight"&gt;Twilight&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/untitled_standing_cat/" title="Untitled (Standing Cat)"&gt;Untitled (Standing Cat)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/teenager_girl_pumpkin/" title="Teenager Girl &amp;amp; Pumpkin"&gt;Teenager Girl &amp;amp; Pumpkin&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/clare/" title="Clare"&gt;Clare&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/if_i_was_a_bus_driver/" title="If I Was a Bus Driver"&gt;If I Was a Bus Driver&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/my_date_with_a_vampire/" title="My Date with a Vampire"&gt;My Date with a Vampire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/3_monkeys_at_the_beach/" title="3 Monkeys at the Beach"&gt;3 Monkeys at the Beach&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/magical_place/" title="The Magical Place"&gt;The Magical Place&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/the_king_and_the_queen_setting_at_a_manchon/" title="The King and the Queen (Setting: At a Manchon)"&gt;The King and the Queen (Setting: At a Manchon)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/when_a_tiger_turned_bad/" title="When a Tiger Turned Bad"&gt;When a Tiger Turned Bad&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/untitled_haunted_house_with_women/" title="Untitled (Haunted House with Women)"&gt;Untitled (Haunted House with Women)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/the_tiny_door_at_the_back_of_my_closet/" title="The Tiny Door In the Back of My Closet"&gt;The Tiny Door In the Back of My Closet&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/the_slithering_snakes/" title="The Slithering Snakes"&gt;The Slithering Snakes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=lpovaIAWgds:rQ8G0TtjLkc:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=lpovaIAWgds:rQ8G0TtjLkc:qj6IDK7rITs"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=lpovaIAWgds:rQ8G0TtjLkc:F7zBnMyn0Lo"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?i=lpovaIAWgds:rQ8G0TtjLkc:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=lpovaIAWgds:rQ8G0TtjLkc:gIN9vFwOqvQ"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?i=lpovaIAWgds:rQ8G0TtjLkc:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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      <dc:subject>Front Page News, That's Weird, Grandma</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2009-11-01T20:30:58+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>That’s Weird Grandma - Monday 10/26/09</title>
      <link>http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/blog/comments/thats_weird_grandma_-_monday_10_26_09/</link>
      <guid>http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/blog/comments/thats_weird_grandma_-_monday_10_26_09/#When:17:27:50Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Avid &amp;amp; Casual Blog Readers,&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#8217;re really starting to pack the show with Halloween goodness.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And last week&amp;#8217;s Halloween prizes were just the beginning!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The new stories coming into the show are:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;1. When a Tiger Turned Bad - The good tiger, Luther, is turned to the dark side by the bad lion, Martin. (Not a Halloween story, exactly, but a great morality tale)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;2. Teenager Girl &amp;amp; Pumpkin - a teenager girl puts make-up AND lipstick on a begrudging pumpkin!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;See it. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;tickets available &lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/performances/" title="here"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Full running order after the jump.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/my_argument_why_kids_should_ride_motorcycles/" title="My Argument Why Kids Should Ride Motorcycles"&gt;My Argument Why Kids Should Ride Motorcycles&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/i_believe_when_you_buy_a_toy_you_will_get_the_whole_set/" title="I Believe When You Buy a Toy You Will Get the Whole Set"&gt;I Believe When You Buy a Toy You Will Get the Whole Set&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/the_king_and_the_queen_setting_at_a_manchon/" title="The King and the Queen (Setting: At a Manchon)"&gt;The King and the Queen (Setting: At a Manchon)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
When a Tiger Turned Bad&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/untitled_standing_cat/" title="Untitled (Standing Cat)"&gt;Untitled (Standing Cat)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/twilight/" title="Twilight"&gt;Twilight&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/if_i_was_a_bus_driver/" title="If I Was a Bus Driver"&gt;If I Was a Bus Driver&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/my_date_with_a_vampire/" title="My Date with a Vampire"&gt;My Date with a Vampire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/3_monkeys_at_the_beach/" title="3 Monkeys at the Beach"&gt;3 Monkeys at the Beach&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Teenager Girl &amp;amp; Pumpkin&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/magical_place/" title="The Magical Place"&gt;The Magical Place&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/untitled_princess_jump_rope/" title="Princess Jump Rope"&gt;Princess Jump Rope&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/untitled_haunted_house_with_women/" title="Untitled (Haunted House with Women)"&gt;Untitled (Haunted House with Women)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/the_tiny_door_at_the_back_of_my_closet/" title="The Tiny Door In the Back of My Closet"&gt;The Tiny Door In the Back of My Closet&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/the_slithering_snakes/" title="The Slithering Snakes"&gt;The Slithering Snakes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=yDenF-KyfNU:73PjIJB6Z9Q:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=yDenF-KyfNU:73PjIJB6Z9Q:qj6IDK7rITs"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=yDenF-KyfNU:73PjIJB6Z9Q:F7zBnMyn0Lo"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?i=yDenF-KyfNU:73PjIJB6Z9Q:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=yDenF-KyfNU:73PjIJB6Z9Q:gIN9vFwOqvQ"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?i=yDenF-KyfNU:73PjIJB6Z9Q:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/barrelofmonkeys/rss/~4/yDenF-KyfNU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <dc:subject>Front Page News, That's Weird, Grandma</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2009-10-25T17:27:50+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Fun at Stockton</title>
      <link>http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/blog/comments/fun_at_stockton/</link>
      <guid>http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/blog/comments/fun_at_stockton/#When:01:07:30Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Yes!!! I am trully enjoying &amp;#8220;Stockton&amp;#8221;. No doubt, it&amp;#8217;s always a blast meeting up with the crew: Dana, Laura G., Goodrich, and Soszko over at &amp;#8220;Angel Food&amp;#8221; and ordering my usual English Muffin; but there&amp;#8217;s nothing like walking into the classes every week and seeing the excitement on the kids faces. Not to tip my hat, but I think we have a few Barrel of Monkeys&amp;#8217; Instant Classics on our hands. Good times indeed. I can&amp;#8217;t wait for the show. Talks to ya&amp;#8230;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;brad&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=UPTaAWjCMj8:2Thc0Ft368Y:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=UPTaAWjCMj8:2Thc0Ft368Y:qj6IDK7rITs"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=UPTaAWjCMj8:2Thc0Ft368Y:F7zBnMyn0Lo"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?i=UPTaAWjCMj8:2Thc0Ft368Y:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=UPTaAWjCMj8:2Thc0Ft368Y:gIN9vFwOqvQ"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?i=UPTaAWjCMj8:2Thc0Ft368Y:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/barrelofmonkeys/rss/~4/UPTaAWjCMj8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <dc:subject>School Workshops</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2009-10-22T01:07:30+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>That’s Weird Grandma - Monday 10/19/09</title>
      <link>http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/blog/comments/thats_weird_grandma_-_monday_10_19_09/</link>
      <guid>http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/blog/comments/thats_weird_grandma_-_monday_10_19_09/#When:20:19:44Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Hi avid and casual blog readers,&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Guess what?! Our limited edition Halloween shirts are now for sale at the show! They are orange and black and the monkey is wearing a witch hat!&lt;br /&gt;
We&amp;#8217;ve also got some SWEET Halloween prizes we&amp;#8217;ll be giving out after the show tomorrow&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The two, new, appropriately themed pieces going in this week are:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;1. Twilight- 2 girls encounter a creepy Twilight aficionada at Borders.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;2. Untitled (Haunted House with Women) - Joshiwa discovers a Haunted House to be much better than it seemed&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Buy &lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/performances/" title="tickets"&gt;tickets&lt;/a&gt; here.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;See yous there!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Full running order after the jump.
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/my_argument_why_kids_should_ride_motorcycles/" title="My Argument Why Kids Should Ride Motorcycles"&gt;My Argument Why Kids Should Ride Motorcycles&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/i_believe_when_you_buy_a_toy_you_will_get_the_whole_set/" title="I Believe When You Buy a Toy You Will Get the Whole Set"&gt;I Believe When You Buy a Toy You Will Get the Whole Set&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/the_king_and_the_queen_setting_at_a_manchon/" title="The King and the Queen (Setting: At a Manchon)"&gt;The King and the Queen (Setting: At a Manchon)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Word Girl Telling the Story&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/twilight/" title="Twilight"&gt;Twilight&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/if_i_was_a_bus_driver/" title="If I Was a Bus Driver"&gt;If I Was a Bus Driver&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/the_slithering_snakes/" title="The Slithering Snakes"&gt;The Slithering Snakes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/my_date_with_a_vampire/" title="My Date with a Vampire"&gt;My Date with a Vampire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/3_monkeys_at_the_beach/" title="3 Monkeys at the Beach"&gt;3 Monkeys at the Beach&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/the_texas_bull_outing/" title="The Texas Bull Outing"&gt;The Texas Bull Outing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/magical_place/" title="The Magical Place"&gt;The Magical Place&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/untitled_princess_jump_rope/" title="Princess Jump Rope"&gt;Princess Jump Rope&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/untitled_haunted_house_with_women/" title="Untitled (Haunted House with Women)"&gt;Untitled (Haunted House with Women)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/the_tiny_door_at_the_back_of_my_closet/" title="The Tiny Door In the Back of My Closet"&gt;The Tiny Door In the Back of My Closet&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/untitled_standing_cat/" title="Untitled (Standing Cat)"&gt;Untitled (Standing Cat)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=G24d2Kp5WLU:8Quwc8KTKwk:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=G24d2Kp5WLU:8Quwc8KTKwk:qj6IDK7rITs"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=G24d2Kp5WLU:8Quwc8KTKwk:F7zBnMyn0Lo"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?i=G24d2Kp5WLU:8Quwc8KTKwk:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=G24d2Kp5WLU:8Quwc8KTKwk:gIN9vFwOqvQ"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?i=G24d2Kp5WLU:8Quwc8KTKwk:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/barrelofmonkeys/rss/~4/G24d2Kp5WLU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <dc:subject>Front Page News, That's Weird, Grandma</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2009-10-18T20:19:44+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Looking For Some Fancy Schmancy Attire?</title>
      <link>http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/blog/comments/looking_for_some_fancy_schmancy_attire/</link>
      <guid>http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/blog/comments/looking_for_some_fancy_schmancy_attire/#When:16:36:04Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Having trouble finding something to wear to Fancy Schmancy on Friday!&amp;nbsp; You are in luck!&amp;nbsp; Jason and I found this wonderful store while on our Honeymoon and I bet they&amp;#8217;ll have the perfect look for you!&lt;br /&gt;
 
&lt;img src="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/images/uploads/blog_images/I_bet_you_can_find_good_attire_at_this_store.jpg" class="imageborder imageblog imagecenter" alt="image" width="480" height="360" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 
But, you must hurry!&amp;nbsp; While they are open daily, they are located at 91 Oxford Street, Bondi Junction&amp;#8230; in Sydney, Australia.&lt;br /&gt;
 
If you fly out today, you&amp;#8217;ll be back in time for Fancy Schmancy on Friday!&amp;nbsp; Hurry!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=2er94n0jMWE:JxuTz3DkyeQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=2er94n0jMWE:JxuTz3DkyeQ:qj6IDK7rITs"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=2er94n0jMWE:JxuTz3DkyeQ:F7zBnMyn0Lo"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?i=2er94n0jMWE:JxuTz3DkyeQ:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=2er94n0jMWE:JxuTz3DkyeQ:gIN9vFwOqvQ"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?i=2er94n0jMWE:JxuTz3DkyeQ:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/barrelofmonkeys/rss/~4/2er94n0jMWE" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
      <dc:subject>General</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2009-10-13T16:36:04+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Auction Awesomeness</title>
      <link>http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/blog/comments/auction_awesomeness/</link>
      <guid>http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/blog/comments/auction_awesomeness/#When:21:28:53Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Are you psyched about this Friday’s Fancy Schmancy benefit?&amp;nbsp; I know you are!&amp;nbsp; As well you should be.&amp;nbsp; Not only will the party be a rip-roarin’ time, you will have the opportunity to bid upon many wonderful auction items while simultaneously supporting the work of your favorite nonprofit (that’s us, by the way).&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;What’s in store?&amp;nbsp; I’ll tell you what is in store.&amp;nbsp; Presumably, as a loyal BOM Blog reader, you have already read about Mr. Govier’s &lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/blog/comments/fancy_schmancy_auction_prize/" title="excellent offer"&gt;excellent offer&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; What, that isn’t enough for you?&amp;nbsp; Well, there is more…&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Did you see Drew Barrymore and Regina Spektor on Saturday Night Live this past weekend?&amp;nbsp; That was NOTHING compared to seeing not-them-but-similarly-celebrity-people live and in person!&amp;nbsp; Get a flight for two and two tickets to be in the SNL audience.&amp;nbsp; These tickets are nearly impossible to come by, so don’t pass up this once in a lifetime experience.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Do you love food?&amp;nbsp; Of course you do – who doesn’t.&amp;nbsp; You must bid on two tickets to the December Wandering Goat Dinner.&amp;nbsp; What is a Wandering Goat Dinner you ask?&amp;nbsp; Bravo’s Top Chef winner Stephanie Izard is letting two lucky Fancy guests attend one of her secret dinners to preview drool-worthy dishes (not necessarily including goat) for her soon-to-be-opening restaurant, The Drunken Goat. Bid high-these tickets are coveted and sell out in 30 seconds online! For info and pictures on past dinners, visit &lt;a href="http://www.stephanieizard.com" title="www.stephanieizard.com"&gt;www.stephanieizard.com&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Do you know how to read?&amp;nbsp; I thought so.&amp;nbsp; Our “Book Club in a Box” is just for you.&amp;nbsp; It gives you a bunch of books to hand out to your friends, and gives you the opportunity to talk about the books WITH the amazing people who wrote them!&amp;nbsp; Read books by authors Claire Zulkey, Kairol Rosenthal, J. Adams Oaks, James Kennedy, and Marcus Sakey, then meet them all in your home and question them incessantly!&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Have you ALWAYS wanted to be a Monkey, but lacked the tree-climbing skills?&amp;nbsp; You can live out your dream on the stage with Barrel of Monkeys in a production of &lt;em&gt;That’s Weird Grandma &lt;/em&gt;by winning a walk-on role.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Are you already saddened by the recent drop in temperature?&amp;nbsp; Escape the Chicago weather with a week on beautiful South Padre Island, Texas OR in Myrtle Beach, SC.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And oh!&amp;nbsp; There is so much more…rooftop baseball!&amp;nbsp; Sailing lessons!&amp;nbsp; Theater tickets galore!&amp;nbsp; Dining, massages, jewelry, parties!&amp;nbsp; You &lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/fancy2009/" title="must be there "&gt;must be there &lt;/a&gt;to see it all, and you will like it! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=jCL38Bg9J-g:N6mWxATvLu8:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=jCL38Bg9J-g:N6mWxATvLu8:qj6IDK7rITs"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=jCL38Bg9J-g:N6mWxATvLu8:F7zBnMyn0Lo"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?i=jCL38Bg9J-g:N6mWxATvLu8:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?a=jCL38Bg9J-g:N6mWxATvLu8:gIN9vFwOqvQ"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/barrelofmonkeys/rss?i=jCL38Bg9J-g:N6mWxATvLu8:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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      <dc:date>2009-10-11T21:28:53+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>That’s Weird Grandma - Monday 10/12/09</title>
      <link>http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/blog/comments/thats_weird_grandma_-_monday_10_12_09/</link>
      <guid>http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/blog/comments/thats_weird_grandma_-_monday_10_12_09/#When:19:20:37Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Hey avid and casual blog readers,&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I just came from our Sunday morning rehearsal where we practiced two new GEMS that will make their debut tomorrow night. Both stories appeared in Celebration of Authors 2009.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;1. &lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/the_king_and_the_queen_setting_at_a_manchon/" title="The King and the Queen (Setting: At a Manchon)"&gt;The King and the Queen (Setting: at a manchon)&lt;/a&gt; - an epic, tragic dialogue in which Miranda&amp;#8217;s stony heart leads to her unfortunate demise. (There&amp;#8217;s some excellent character work going on in this one that you really won&amp;#8217;t want to miss).&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;2. &lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/untitled_standing_cat/" title="Untitled (Standing Cat)"&gt;Untitled (Standing Cat)&lt;/a&gt; - The Farmer&amp;#8217;s family throws a swinging party for all when the cat STANDS!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Come see the show, yes!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Buy tickets &lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/performances/" title="here"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. Full running order (with updated links to the stories) after the jump!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/my_argument_why_kids_should_ride_motorcycles/" title="My Argument Why Kids Should Ride Motorcycles"&gt;My Argument Why Kids Should Ride Motorcycles&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/the_king_and_the_queen_setting_at_a_manchon/" title="The King and the Queen (Setting: At a Manchon)"&gt;The King and the Queen (Setting: At a Manchon)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/untitled_because_i_am_deaf/" title="Untitled (because I am deaf)"&gt;Untitled (because I am deaf)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/i_believe_when_you_buy_a_toy_you_will_get_the_whole_set/" title="I Believe When You Buy a Toy You Will Get the Whole Set"&gt;I Believe When You Buy a Toy You Will Get the Whole Set&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Word Girl Telling the Story&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/if_i_was_a_bus_driver/" title="If I Was a Bus Driver"&gt;If I Was a Bus Driver&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/the_slithering_snakes/" title="The Slithering Snakes"&gt;The Slithering Snakes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/untitled_princess_jump_rope/" title="Princess Jump Rope"&gt;Princess Jump Rope&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/3_monkeys_at_the_beach/" title="3 Monkeys at the Beach"&gt;3 Monkeys at the Beach&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/the_texas_bull_outing/" title="The Texas Bull Outing"&gt;The Texas Bull Outing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/magical_place/" title="The Magical Place"&gt;The Magical Place&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/my_date_with_a_vampire/" title="My Date with a Vampire"&gt;My Date with a Vampire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/i_am_a_super_hero/" title="I am a Super Hero"&gt;I am a Super Hero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/the_tiny_door_at_the_back_of_my_closet/" title="The Tiny Door In the Back of My Closet"&gt;The Tiny Door In the Back of My Closet&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/stories/story/untitled_standing_cat/" title="Untitled (Standing Cat)"&gt;Untitled (Standing Cat)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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      <dc:subject>Front Page News, That's Weird, Grandma</dc:subject>
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