<link>http://barsloppy.com</link> <description /> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:38:00 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1</generator> <atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/BarSloppy" /><feedburner:info uri="barsloppy" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><feedburner:browserFriendly></feedburner:browserFriendly><item> <title>Two Food Groups In The Fridge. Imports And Domestics http://barsloppy.com/two-food-groups-in-the-fridge-imports-and-domestics/ http://barsloppy.com/two-food-groups-in-the-fridge-imports-and-domestics/#comments Sun, 15 Jul 2012 05:27:50 +0000 James http://barsloppy.com/?p=176 Beer Fridge Humor

This would be a balanced meal with a salad and some fruits or vegetables, at least if we were going by the guys versions of the health pyramid.

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If you love to drink you should memorize these 10 rules when consuming vast amounts of alcohol.

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This ladies and gentlemen is why some people should never take up drinking, simply no respect for the craft.

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Sadly our team of drinkers at BarSloppy only find this to be the middle echelon of falling off the wagon. Although we aren’t sure because none of us have ever gotten on the wagon.

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He might look cool but he’s a raging alcoholic when it comes time to take out the recycling.

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Many of us have been here before, I’m of course speaking of helping a friend movie furniture.

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This is how we picture the folks at Cirque Du Soleil drinking their alcoholic beverages when their now doing high flying tricks on stage.

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Grandpa is 86-years-old, he should be able to drink what he wants when he wants. Give the guy a break.

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This guy makes some of the strangest drunken sleeping sounds we’ve ever heard. If he has ever managed to have a girlfriend I’m sure she appreciates his drunken sounds.

]]> http://barsloppy.com/epic-drunk-snoring-incident-caught-on-camera/feed/ 0 Singing To Your Alcoholic Beverage And Dancing Alone Means Your Way Too Drunk http://barsloppy.com/singing-to-your-alcoholic-beverage-and-dancing-alone-means-your-way-too-drunk/ http://barsloppy.com/singing-to-your-alcoholic-beverage-and-dancing-alone-means-your-way-too-drunk/#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 07:55:16 +0000 James http://barsloppy.com/?p=137 Drunken Idiot Singing To Camera

Sometimes when we get drunk we do stupid things that we think will be hilarious for all the right reasons later on, in the end we realize we were just acting like jackasses. This guy decided that acting like a jackass while drunk warranted a YouTube video.

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