I’m a full-time employee at a Michigan non-profit, and a part-time actor. I’d like to one day be on a sitcom less crappy than “According to Jim.”Tumblr (3.0; @bbautista)http://bbautista.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44nfl93G81qz8eh8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The fruit cancels out the cake. I probably won’t eat the fruit, though. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://bbautista.com/post/23173271473http://bbautista.com/post/23173271473Wed, 16 May 2012 14:02:08 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4fZ74s1kd64?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>There’s a cake in our office right now, and I’m tempted to do this — but I wouldn’t have Raven-Symoné to blame it on.</p>http://bbautista.com/post/23165252891http://bbautista.com/post/23165252891Wed, 16 May 2012 10:20:39 -0400cakethe cosby showbill cosbyRaven-Symoné<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/c85kOdXyIpY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Does anyone want to take the Ghostbusters Tour of New York with me?</p>http://bbautista.com/post/23108050443http://bbautista.com/post/23108050443Tue, 15 May 2012 12:29:42 -0400ghostbustersnew york<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ezrscwK41qbehk4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If you grew up in the late 80s/early 90s, stop what you’re doing and play the <a href="http://nothingsgonnastopmenow.com/">Perfect Strangers video game</a> immediately.</p>http://bbautista.com/post/22301250657http://bbautista.com/post/22301250657Wed, 02 May 2012 23:08:23 -0400perfect strangersbalki<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cznk9mlv1qz8eh8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This makes me hungry for Pringles. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://bbautista.com/post/22207030401http://bbautista.com/post/22207030401Tue, 01 May 2012 15:33:00 -0400pringles<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7FdqtRt6lcs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Cool short film with Danny Pudi (Abed from <em>Community</em>).</p>http://bbautista.com/post/22199188065http://bbautista.com/post/22199188065Tue, 01 May 2012 13:00:07 -0400danny pudi<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/trcqDmu91-w?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>The only good flash mob is an Alfonso Ribeiro-led “Carlton dance” flash mob.</p>http://bbautista.com/post/21717970450http://bbautista.com/post/21717970450Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:52:33 -0400alfonso ribieroflash mobfresh prince of bel airFresh Prince<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DZp2D0DuIj0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://onlinejay.tumblr.com/post/21328078916/swpotd-nsfw-tupac-edition-via-r2-d2-has-a-very" class="tumblr_blog">onlinejay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5903026/r2%20d2-has-a-very-important-message-from-hologram-tupac">R2-D2 Has a Very Important Message from Hologram Tupac</a>)</p></blockquote>http://bbautista.com/post/21329126128http://bbautista.com/post/21329126128Wed, 18 Apr 2012 12:45:51 -0400star warstupac<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1lqj0gbcz1r54mgho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This is the first xkcd comic that has truly spoken to me.</p>http://bbautista.com/post/20068069687http://bbautista.com/post/20068069687Wed, 28 Mar 2012 13:28:59 -0400cadbury eggsxkcd<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1kceaBwEk1qz8eh8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>First Oberon of the year. Tomorrow, first hangover of the year. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">Instagram</a> at Old Chicago)</p>http://bbautista.com/post/20026050220http://bbautista.com/post/20026050220Tue, 27 Mar 2012 17:44:00 -0400oberon<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1adaeA4nd1qz8eh8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Caffeinated Stay Puft Marshmallows instead of coffee this morning. I feel like the floor of a taxi cab. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://bbautista.com/post/19729344828http://bbautista.com/post/19729344828Thu, 22 Mar 2012 08:27:00 -0400ghostbustersstay pufti have food issues<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0yi3l8iLk1qz8eh8o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I have nightmares about this stupid guy from that stupid band on that stupid commercial.</p>http://bbautista.com/post/19379280642http://bbautista.com/post/19379280642Thu, 15 Mar 2012 22:40:00 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/19056369124/tumblr_luri7jOFV31qdnvag&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>This is my jam for March.</p>http://bbautista.com/post/19056369124http://bbautista.com/post/19056369124Sat, 10 Mar 2012 09:14:09 -0500childish gambinoheartbeatcamp<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m07olgGo151qz8eh8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My pet peeve: chocolates with no map. How do I know which ones aren’t disgusting? Do I have to bite into all of them? (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://bbautista.com/post/18551886276http://bbautista.com/post/18551886276Thu, 01 Mar 2012 10:05:39 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YMAgME5ojfk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>George Clooney’s girlfriend hit on me.</strong> He was on “The Facts of Life,” and I watched “The Facts of Life” - so I can see how she might confuse the two of us.</p>http://bbautista.com/post/18536663698http://bbautista.com/post/18536663698Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:17:01 -0500george clooneystacy keiblerbbautista<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzuz7akiNQ1qz8eh8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve finally made it as an actor. This “<a href="http://theofficialpageof.com/brandon-bautista/">official industry directory</a>” considers me a celebrity, and that’s good enough for me. This is definitely going in the 2012 Christmas newsletter.</p>http://bbautista.com/post/18138004515http://bbautista.com/post/18138004515Thu, 23 Feb 2012 13:25:58 -0500spamfamousacting<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzreqtHQuJ1qz8eh8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chocolate chip cookie dough, Oreo, brownie. My co-worker is an evil genius. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://bbautista.com/post/18023425941http://bbautista.com/post/18023425941Tue, 21 Feb 2012 15:11:16 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ybM4svuMSso?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is my favorite SNL sketch that no one remembers.</p>http://bbautista.com/post/18022242657http://bbautista.com/post/18022242657Tue, 21 Feb 2012 14:47:03 -0500snlrobert downey jrwill ferrellnorm macdonald<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpaz3hfqc1qz8eh8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Instead of eating these, we’re throwing them at each other — arguably their intended purpose. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://bbautista.com/post/17951905199http://bbautista.com/post/17951905199Mon, 20 Feb 2012 11:54:00 -0500angry birdsgummies<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzlhpxfUr81qzgrkfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thebadmonkey.tumblr.com/post/17823758721/espn-keepin-it-classy" class="tumblr_blog">thebadmonkey</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>ESPN.  Keepin it Classy.</p></blockquote>http://bbautista.com/post/17833923256http://bbautista.com/post/17833923256Sat, 18 Feb 2012 13:51:37 -0500espnjeremy lin