The Big Book of Spam

No woman will dare turn her back on you.

Daniel — Fri, 15 May 2009 07:00:03 +0000

Well, that sounds ominous. What are you trying to sell me, guns? Dictatorship of a small Middle Eastern nation?

Each week, BBoS will feature a particularly funny, ridiculous, or just plain stupid spam subject line. Look for a new subject line each Friday. To submit your own, forward the entire spam to bbos@thebigbookofspam.com.

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No need to budget for groceries this month! See Details Inside

Daniel — Fri, 08 May 2009 07:00:08 +0000

When you’re broke and jobless thanks to the mess Wall Street and the Bush administration created, you’re right - there’s no need to budget for groceries.

Every woman will be interested in sleeping with a man like you.

Daniel — Fri, 01 May 2009 07:00:10 +0000

Not you specifically, but someone like you. You’re going to bed alone, as usual.

Don’t be fooled by ladies, size has matter!

Daniel — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 07:00:46 +0000

Apparently, the ladies don’t have a formal scientific background if they’re trying to fool us into thinking that size has matter.

Each week, BBoS will feature a particularly funny, ridiculous, or just plain stupid spam subject line. Look for a new subject line each Friday. Thanks to Rexanne for sending this one along. If you have a subject line or spam email you’d like to see posted, forward the entire spam to bbos@thebigbookofspam.com.

Give her double portion with your new proportion.

Daniel — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:00:32 +0000

The result of which might be an abortion. Wow, it’s like Dr. Seuss is spamming me.

Get a free box with each watch purchase

Daniel — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 07:00:26 +0000

Now that is a great goddamn deal! Get this, you buy the watch, and they’ll actually ship it to you in a box! How fucking generous is that??

Increase ur VALUE - Buy Degree/Bacheelor/MasteerMBA certificate, NO STUDY needed!

Daniel — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 07:00:07 +0000

Apparently, no spelling needed, either - the hallmark of any quality institute of higher learning.

Spam of the Month: I’m panicking!!!!

Daniel — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 07:00:17 +0000

The spam you’re about to read is real. Only the names and links have been changed to protect the innocent (namely, me).

Become really wanted by women in 2008!

From: Loretta Goldsmith

Date: March 15, 2009 10:41:45 PM MST

To: bbos@thebigbookofspam.com

Subject: Become really wanted by women in 2008!

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Only the best spam receives the Spam of the Month title. It might be funny, it might be outrageous, it might just be the most messed up thing ever to worm it’s way into my inbox. Whatever it is, it’s noteworthy.

Paris Hilton Returned By Aliens

Daniel — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 07:00:10 +0000

Proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe - and that they want nothing to do with us.

Michelle Obama shows her warmer side

Daniel — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 07:00:38 +0000

Barack radiates heat, she’s just reflecting off of him. Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it after a while.