beast. is a video/sketch/improv comedy group in New York City. If comedy were music, beast. would be the B sides of an album recorded in Morgan Freeman’s helicopter, featuring the sounds of Vin Diesel eating a woman alive with his mouth. beast. performs improv in middle school cafeterias, accounting firm break rooms, and foreign embassies, and has 8 Black Belts, 4 Ph.D’s, 1 Junior Badminton Championship, and 362 Girl Scout Achievement badges. beast. is: Mike Antonucci (Bleak!, A.L.L. Productions) Paul Briganti (Bleak!, Daystallion) Emily Axford (Daystallion, RAGNARÖCK, receSs) Kevin Mead (receSs, kevinanddarrendotcom) Darren Miller (receSs, kevinanddarrendotcom)Tumblr (3.0; @beastcomedy)http://beastcomedy.com/<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2i56p7wzi1qalqkbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/jTq2VD0aQJY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/jTq2VD0aQJY/603132521http://beastcomedy.com/post/603132521Sun, 16 May 2010 03:37:00 -0400showshttp://beastcomedy.com/post/603132521<a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/652">Emily Axford's UCB Workout: Friday, May 21st at 6:30pm!!!</a>: <p>beast. will be performing as part of Emily’s Workout at the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Theater.</p> <p>IT WILL BE FUNNY COMEDY THAT YOU WILL LAUGH AT AND THINK “OH MY GOD THIS COMEDY IS VERY VERY FUNNY.”</p> <p>we promise.</p> <p>FRIDAY, MAY 21st<br/>6pm<br/>$5<br/>UCB Theater at 26th and 8th. </p> <p>Reserve your tickets now!</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/M1jILXdti9Q" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/M1jILXdti9Q/597285807http://beastcomedy.com/post/597285807Fri, 14 May 2010 01:23:00 -0400showshttp://beastcomedy.com/post/597285807<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzwxpmD86s1qzgcoco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://glennboozan.tumblr.com/post/475967176/travishelwig-mikeantonucci-kirklarsen">glennboozan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/475908618/mikeantonucci-kirklarsen-stevenlevine-do">travishelwig</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mikeantonucci.tumblr.com/post/475802307/kirklarsen-stevenlevine-do-it-this-is">mikeantonucci</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kirklarsen.tumblr.com/post/475685945/stevenlevine-do-it-this-is-gonna-be-awesome">kirklarsen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://stevenlevine.tumblr.com/post/475684023">stevenlevine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>DO IT!</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME.</p> </blockquote> <p>DO IT!</p> </blockquote> <p>Thursday.  A Storms a coming.</p> </blockquote> <p>DO IT!</p> </blockquote> <p>We will be performing at this storm!</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/DZWKLHGEdUc" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/DZWKLHGEdUc/476100427http://beastcomedy.com/post/476100427Fri, 26 Mar 2010 23:25:15 -0400http://beastcomedy.com/post/476100427<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kztc1ufU621qalqkbo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Yes!</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/4QQALZDKNic" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/4QQALZDKNic/471342320http://beastcomedy.com/post/471342320Wed, 24 Mar 2010 20:58:42 -0400http://beastcomedy.com/post/471342320<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kza9szVGlx1qalqkbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>beast. in DC</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/vOACPJP7fDM" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/vOACPJP7fDM/448026743http://beastcomedy.com/post/448026743Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:55:00 -0400photoshttp://beastcomedy.com/post/448026743<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyo2zliReb1qalqkbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>beast. will be headlining the 8pm show as part of Slate III at The George Washington University in Washington DC.</p> <p>THIS FRIDAY!</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/crLg7EtUvv4" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/crLg7EtUvv4/422374341http://beastcomedy.com/post/422374341Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:21:21 -0500showshttp://beastcomedy.com/post/422374341“<p>And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea,…and all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.</p> <p>And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.</p> <p>If any man have an ear, let him hear.</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><p>REVELATION 13:1, 8, 9; 20:15</p> <p>The beast. is coming.</p></em><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/Zb41EpZ7k84" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/Zb41EpZ7k84/349620348http://beastcomedy.com/post/349620348Sat, 23 Jan 2010 17:27:00 -0500http://beastcomedy.com/post/349620348<p>Our film production company, beast.Films is now at <a href="http://beastfilms.org">beastfilms.org</a>, and no longer beastfilms.net, which, as we learned the hard way, becomes a text-based advertisement site for porn if you let the domain name expire and forget to renew it.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/hxnBj11FAqA" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/hxnBj11FAqA/349619498http://beastcomedy.com/post/349619498Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:37:00 -0500http://beastcomedy.com/post/349619498<p>Our latest video, “Roy’s Stories” was featured on the front page of YouTube.com today!  Here are some of our favorite comments so far:</p> <blockquote> <p>the restaurant owner in the beginning is hot ;)<br/>- sandiexcandie</p> </blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Roy sounds like a kool down to earth guy.<br/>- humilde7777</p> </blockquote> <blockquote> <p>perfektly amerikan! HA!<br/>- tarvligt</p> </blockquote> <blockquote> <p>lol my name is Roy too<br/>- RoyBoy137</p> </blockquote> <blockquote> <p>This has a curse word at 1:24. And YouTube is becoming “family friendly”? Let’s think this over again and stay consistent in our standards, YouTube.<br/>- BrettTheIntern</p> </blockquote> <blockquote> <p>who ever like this <br/>fucking shit its cuz u like it in the ass <br/>and like sucking dick <br/>fuck u and your fucking video<br/>- myb369</p> </blockquote> <p>Thanks and keep em comin!</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/OgWZf_BAFSE" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/OgWZf_BAFSE/349617768http://beastcomedy.com/post/349617768Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:10:00 -0500http://beastcomedy.com/post/349617768<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1793262&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1793262&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1793262&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Finally, the complete collection can be yours to own.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/hV1TGm6j2V8" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/hV1TGm6j2V8/349636272http://beastcomedy.com/post/349636272Tue, 23 Sep 2008 01:55:00 -0400videoshttp://beastcomedy.com/post/349636272<p>beast. will be performing live at our final and most spectacular show of the summer, at MIDNIGHT, THIS FRIDAY! The spectacular show is at The City, the new spectacular Improv and Sketch room at The spectacular Broadway Comedy Club!</p> <p>Admission will be $5 + 2 Spectacular Drink Minimum, HOWEVER, ANY UCB, MAGNET, OR PIT STUDENT WITH ID GETS IN FREE WITH NO DRINK MINIMUM! Featuring spectacular Improv and Sketch from beast., and the spectacular debut of THE CULLENS!</p> <p>The Cullens are:</p> <ul> <li>Johnathan Fernandez</li> <li>Todd Bieber</li> <li>Joanna Borns</li> <li>Joachim Wiese</li> <li>Jaime Castillo </li> </ul> <p>Check out our <a target="_self" href="http://beastcomedy.com/wordpress/shows">shows page</a> or the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.new.facebook.com/event.php?eid=31643343942">facebook event</a> for more info.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/RcJe1CzMHbU" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/RcJe1CzMHbU/349615933http://beastcomedy.com/post/349615933Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:12:00 -0400showshttp://beastcomedy.com/post/349615933<p>This Friday, we will be performing with Dogbasket and Rogue Elephant at Under st. Marks Theater! Check out our <a target="_self" href="http://beastcomedy.com/wordpress/shows">shows page</a> or the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.new.facebook.com/event.php?eid=30722728361">facebook event</a> for more info!</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/hvUcwsh6haY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/hvUcwsh6haY/349612248http://beastcomedy.com/post/349612248Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:55:00 -0400showshttp://beastcomedy.com/post/349612248<p><a><img alt="facebook" src="http://beastcomedy.com/facebook.PNG"/></a></p> <p>We’ve got a new <a title="beast." target="_blank" href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/beast/20438170527">facebook page</a>. Become a fan!</p> <p>Well, yeah, that’s it I guess.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/geKx0Ls5-Oo" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/geKx0Ls5-Oo/349609995http://beastcomedy.com/post/349609995Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:27:00 -0400http://beastcomedy.com/post/349609995<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1214743&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1214743&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1214743&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Easier said than done.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/qhVj-VnHVws" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/qhVj-VnHVws/349640520http://beastcomedy.com/post/349640520Sun, 22 Jun 2008 15:19:00 -0400videoshttp://beastcomedy.com/post/349640520<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1214015&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1214015&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1214015&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Sometimes, it’s good to get it all out there.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/4uZLw6M0src" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/4uZLw6M0src/349641782http://beastcomedy.com/post/349641782Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:39:00 -0400videoshttp://beastcomedy.com/post/349641782<p>Bright and early on Saturday, August 9th at 9:15am, we will be performing at the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.delclosemarathon.com">10th Annual Del Close Marathon</a>! Check out our <a target="_self" href="http://beastcomedy.com/wordpress/?p=16">event page</a> for more info, or RSVP on our <a target="_blank" href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=20885372756">Facebook event</a></p> <p>.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/6AwznAMo0Gc" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/6AwznAMo0Gc/349607038http://beastcomedy.com/post/349607038Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:43:00 -0400showshttp://beastcomedy.com/post/349607038<a href="http://emilyaxford.wordpress.com/">Emily Axford</a>: <p>Emily’s blog</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/1xUedo82aBI" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/1xUedo82aBI/349633198http://beastcomedy.com/post/349633198Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:37:00 -0400linkshttp://beastcomedy.com/post/349633198<a href="http://mikeantonucci.tumblr.com/">Mike Antonucci</a>: <p>Mike’s tumblr</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/arpTskjyuHw" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/arpTskjyuHw/349631490http://beastcomedy.com/post/349631490Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:36:00 -0400linkshttp://beastcomedy.com/post/349631490<a href="http://kevinvincentmead.tumblr.com/">Kevin Mead</a>: <p>Kevin’s tumblr</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/ZKBL3YEk9d0" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/ZKBL3YEk9d0/349630332http://beastcomedy.com/post/349630332Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:35:00 -0400linkshttp://beastcomedy.com/post/349630332<a href="http://www.darrenmillercomedy.com">Darren Miller</a>: <p>Darren’s website</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/beastcomedy/~4/tGCHznd9fNk" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/beastcomedy/~3/tGCHznd9fNk/349627696http://beastcomedy.com/post/349627696Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:33:00 -0400linkshttp://beastcomedy.com/post/349627696