Sara Polverini. A gazillion blogs posted the same two things about Sara - that she was once part of Ang TV, and that she starred in Sara, Ang Munting Prinsesa, alongside Camille Prats and Angelica Panganiban. But “differentiate me,” (ibahin mo ‘ko), for I will tell you that Sara, last year, sold and promoted car parts at the Trans Sport Show in SM Megamall.

In fact, a lot of now-famous babes used to be just promo girls at car shows. At the top of my head - Regine Angeles and Cherry Ann Kubota. You can usually talk to them and say whatever your heart (or your libido) desires, for they are paid to be nice to wankers.

Anyway, yup, that’s my big Sara Polverini selling point.

New galleries

Eda Nolan, Ruffa Gutierrez, Hazel Cabrera, Savanah Lamsen, Maricar de Mesa, Anna Theresa Licaros, Shaina Magdayao, Juliana Palermo, Miriam Quiambao, Janelle Jamer.

Click below for the humongous scans.

I just can’t wait to see Marian in an FHM or something. I would like to thank The Spinal Tap for these scans. By the way, get ready for these are HUGE. Click below.

Pamela Bianca Manalo. I’ll go ahead and predict that she will not win the Miss Universe title.

Bb. Pilipinas-International

Melody Gersbach. No further comments, your honor.

Bb. Pilipinas-World

Marie-Ann Umali. My favorite so far. Can pass as a sex icon. And, she has some Francine Prieto angles (maybe that’s why).

Make sure to click on their names to view the galleries I’ve compiled for each. Go ahead, get yourself accustomed to their faces. By the way, here’s that Filipina-German contestant (Sandra Seifert) who was disqualified because she posed for FHM (October 2007).

So, for all you Ornusa fans out there… or those who go for the sleek and slender, Pathra definitely fits the bill. What else? She’s a model (really now), she was featured in MEGA magazine’s Women To Watch in 2009 issue (which lists her age as 19), and is the November girl of Maxim’s 2009 calendar.

Photo stolen from Patrick “Kobe” Bryant Ang. Click below for more.

Victoria’s Secret Angel, Miranda Kerr has some Filipino blood. How much? I don’t know, and truthfully, it doesn’t really matter (for now at least). We’ve come to a place in time where Filipinos are everywhere, so, unless Miranda says (or knows) something about being a Filipino, and is proud, ala Vanessa Hudgens, or acutally goes here, then she can represent. Yabang Pinoy ba?

Then again, I always bitch about not having Asian VS Angels… and, my heart still belongs to Doutzen Kroes. By the way, Miranda is dating Fafa Orly.

Proof

Wikipedia and this YouTube video (listen to the first few seconds).

Added some more HQ Miranda Kerr photos so click below.

I was barely able to post last January, so here you go. With the exception of Playboy’s Saffi Karina January issue, which I couldn’t find anywhere, I now present to you the scans of last month’s magazines. UNO’s first of the year, featuring The Peep Show’s Dylan Vizcarra, covers January and February so saka na ‘yun.

Carlene Aguilar FHM January 2009

Ganda pala ng katawan nitong si Carlene. Hey, Carls, do you workout? She has 3 tattoos - look for them.

Click here for the complete and organized set.

Valerie Concepcion Maxim January 2009

Compared to her last Maxim appearance, she looks different - worse. For example, see how thinner her face got. Plus, it looks as if she’s wearing a mouthpiece. Weird.

Click here for the complete set.

For February, FHM’s bringing back the old school - Viva Hot Babes style. This issue, entitled, “Tutti Fruity,” features Katya Santos, Maui Taylor and Andrea del Rosario. I like the katas ng prutas theme but there are around 6 body-only shots here which are kind of wasteful - I don’t want to have to check which fruit goes with whom.

Also in this issue

Import model, Nicolette Lacson, Charisse Ocrisma, Anne Manalo and Rico Blanco.

Photo below was taken from the autograph signing event poster, which I usually discover after, so damn it. Click below for the complete set. Credit (and probable lawsuits) goes to the original scanner.

Been catching up on the latest bebot news all over the “interwebz” when I stumbled upon this really cutesy girl named Carla Abellana. So get this - Carla has been chosen to play Rosalinda for GMA (I don’t know when). Kind of like when Marian, who back then also came from nowhere, was chosen for Marimar. And, most Carla Abellana blog posts exaggerate the same thing - how she looks like Marian.

But, here’s why I already like Carla more than Marian (I don’t mind if she surpasses Marian’s fame). She’s a cum laude graduate of DLSU.

I mean, Marian… Have you seen her latest commercial? The one where the script asks her to say “peeling” (as in Maxi Peel) instead of “feeling?” It ended up sounding like it was how she would’ve said the line naturally, and, for a minute there you’re like, “whoa!” Speech coach, please.

Why I still bash (and like it) Marian? Because this Marian-scarred me for life. And to top it off, this came along!

So, might as well have the youth idolize someone with class right? To put the J-Logs dilemna to rest once and for all.

More on Carla Abellana

Anak siya ni PJ Abellana, as in “…starring, Rey ‘PJ!’ Abellana.” She is the granddaughter of Delia Razon. Her boyfriend is JC Intal.

Click below for some Friendster-type stolen photos of Carla and sets by Don Isla and Justin Sales. Credit to the original owners.