One or two per day. Sometimes more. I’m sorry for, internet. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-22570929-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @jenmccoy)http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/206a3d4959f65e7e99706dad25ba71d8/tumblr_mgs3kyKcS81qbl7rfo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Checking Facebook on your birthday.</p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/VHkZuP_hD4k/40767976710http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/40767976710Thu, 17 Jan 2013 11:38:57 -0500http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/40767976710<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2013/01/guy-outsourced-his-own-job/">Our Hero: The Guy Who Secretly Outsourced His Own Job To China So He Could Watch Cat Videos Read more: http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2013/01/guy-outsourced-his-own-job/#ixzz2IFf3N2Zt</a>: <p>Holy. Crap. Hello hero.</p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/-XuKsYaRHmA/40767941720http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/40767941720Thu, 17 Jan 2013 11:38:32 -0500http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/40767941720<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/35fcb2cee5aef3ded656556eb5d91a72/tumblr_mf5jm0fm2g1s0eheyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sextyouup.tumblr.com/post/38112559356/they-sent-you-some-weird-random-long-text-wait">sextyouup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>They sent you some weird, random, long text. Wait a couple days and roll with this one.</p> </blockquote>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/Q1cJWr0SyLM/38175284329http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/38175284329Mon, 17 Dec 2012 17:24:14 -0500http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/38175284329<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1bdd24625b4fd444b6449c7b5c3e522b/tumblr_mf1ihg48LH1qckp4qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/37929935473/fuck-everything-nation-reports-full-story">theonion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2 class="title">Fuck Everything, Nation Reports: <a href="https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26514487/Captured/yubzD.png">Full Story</a></h2> </blockquote> <p>Nailed it. Once again. </p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/igv3haBj_Ok/37930254028http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/37930254028Fri, 14 Dec 2012 16:36:27 -0500http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/37930254028<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/37729355491/when-someone-doesnt-get-my-sense-of-humor">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="136" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdk0slfXJs1rnvlqy.gif" width="245"/></p> </blockquote>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/gTfgJzKMXjU/37929510495http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/37929510495Fri, 14 Dec 2012 16:26:20 -0500http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/37929510495<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c97f6d064a01437af54b13968569537d/tumblr_mf1durYxi11qbl7rfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#neverforget #ikeamonkey</p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/_nUh7G6hxzM/37923337009http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/37923337009Fri, 14 Dec 2012 14:52:03 -0500ikeamonkey neverforgethttp://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/37923337009<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a1f63e2967341b724514ba8612aa69d/tumblr_mezsazomyY1qbl7rfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Ikea Monkey has a Missed Connection Ad on Craigslist.</p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/8RurijaADD4/37863368651http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/37863368651Thu, 13 Dec 2012 18:08:59 -0500ikea monkeyikeadarwin monkeydarwincraigslistmissed connectionhttp://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/37863368651<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisadvertisinglife.tumblr.com/post/21925449622/when-im-the-first-in-the-office-to-find-the-newest">thisadvertisinglife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://imgur.com/x1C0l"><img alt="" src="http://i.imgur.com/x1C0l.gif" title="Hosted by imgur.com"/></a></p> </blockquote>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/GZOcqAYrxb0/22122943493http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/22122943493Mon, 30 Apr 2012 10:34:13 -0400http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/22122943493<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m34cfvOluU1ruz0y6o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boniverotica.tumblr.com/post/22011809192/light-flickers-across-his-body-hes-trying-not-to">boniverotica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Light flickers across his body. He’s trying not to fall asleep, because he still has stories to tell me. The handmade beeswax candles are burning low.</p> </blockquote>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/UDSuBomjf-E/22054737480http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/22054737480Sun, 29 Apr 2012 12:19:56 -0400http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/22054737480<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/19363225309/when-im-with-my-friends-and-i-say-something-witty">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m just like,</p> <p><img height="281" src="http://i.imgur.com/Tx58L.gif" width="500"/></p> </blockquote>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/BW6VcpCDqus/19637998004http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/19637998004Tue, 20 Mar 2012 16:05:03 -0400http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/19637998004<iframe src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/embed/mgid:cms:video:jokes.com:379482" width="400" height="325" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/SGd-ephW67Q/18956874809http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/18956874809Thu, 08 Mar 2012 14:12:47 -0500http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/18956874809<a href="http://teamcoco.com/content/conans-expert-advice-quitting-your-job">Conan's Expert Advice On Quitting Your Job</a>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/oxzc9qCtIXw/18813527216http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/18813527216Mon, 05 Mar 2012 18:21:38 -0500http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/18813527216<object name="kaltura_player_1330534653" id="kaltura_player_1330534653" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" allowfullscreen="true" height="264" width="400" data="http://cdnapi.kaltura.com/index.php/kwidget/wid/1_2rcuzp72/uiconf_id/6740162"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdnapi.kaltura.com/index.php/kwidget/wid/1_2rcuzp72/uiconf_id/6740162" /><param name="flashVars" value="" /></object><br/><br/><p>I love Hacksaw Jim Duggan even more now.</p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/HIeHy9aI6BI/18498373455http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/18498373455Wed, 29 Feb 2012 11:57:45 -0500http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/18498373455<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m03cl8IEDk1qlvie8o8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m03cl8IEDk1qlvie8o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m03cl8IEDk1qlvie8o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m03cl8IEDk1qlvie8o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m03cl8IEDk1qlvie8o4_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m03cl8IEDk1qlvie8o9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/CgSNDFMhnfo/18498136346http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/18498136346Wed, 29 Feb 2012 11:50:51 -0500http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/18498136346<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05y839LJ81qmik36o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/post/18497711503/according-to-page-six-snooki-is-pregnant-call">surisburnbook</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>According to <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/snooki_lied_she_preggers_LMEWWgqwCvDpaVhud3x6wK#ixzz1nlStnUI9">Page Six</a>, Snooki is pregnant.</p> <p>Call the National Guard, call FEMA, call a priest, for crying out loud. God help us all.</p> </blockquote>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/Ovw3MELkM0o/18498016473http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/18498016473Wed, 29 Feb 2012 11:47:23 -0500http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/18498016473<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05y1eMPOr1qz8x31o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.ifc.com/post/18497789656/comedycentral-you-may-have-noticed-that-comedy">ifc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/18497581123/you-may-have-noticed-that-comedy-centrals">comedycentral</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You may have noticed that Comedy Central’s websites have been down for a little while. How was I supposed to know those servers weren’t dishwasher safe?</p> <p>Anyway, the people who fix those kinds of things are working on fixing those kinds of things. In the meantime, here’s a gif of Stephen Colbert dancing.</p> </blockquote> <p>All day. Every day.</p> </blockquote>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/LzykpGvLfwc/18497933271http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/18497933271Wed, 29 Feb 2012 11:45:03 -0500http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/18497933271<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzwknabBwH1qzpn6vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.ifc.com/post/18189170352/hey-everyone-like-award-shows-great-were">ifc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey everyone - like award shows? Great. We’re airing one tomorrow night! Do you also enjoy live chatting with hilarious people? Terrific. Chris Gethard will be online chatting it up with Matt Singer all throughout the Independent Spirit Awards February 25 at 10pEST on IFC. Get excited. Talk to Gethard. Also go see <a href="http://thechrisgethardshow.com/">The Chris Gethard Show</a> live. He’s the best.</p> </blockquote> <p>Come play w/me tonight! I’m helping with this. </p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/CjMwYTs599U/18260054150http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/18260054150Sat, 25 Feb 2012 13:20:37 -0500http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/18260054150<a href="http://spandyandy.com/">Spandy Andy (or, my latest obsession)</a>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/oR_vf_E_3AY/17745246622http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/17745246622Thu, 16 Feb 2012 21:35:12 -0500http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/17745246622<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llcsw4wbBI1qca8p5o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span> I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason</span></p> </blockquote>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/TWdSAVzSPaE/17665954836http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/17665954836Wed, 15 Feb 2012 14:11:54 -0500http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/17665954836<a href="http://thecomedyhajj.blogspot.com/2012/02/just-be-funny.html">"Just Be Funny" </a>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BecauseWhyNot/~3/e18hX5jm3r4/17660090144http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/17660090144Wed, 15 Feb 2012 11:14:55 -0500http://jenmccoy.tumblr.com/post/17660090144