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Party in the USA in sign language

Mr. Dew — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:23:19 +0000

Miley Cyrus’ single “Party in the USA” performed in American Sign Language by Stephen Torrence. Lyrics below as always. Enjoy!

Miley Cyrus – Party in the USA – ASL Song

Miley Cyrus – Party in the USA – ASL Song

I hopped off the plane at LAX
PLANE EXIT [LAX]
With a dream and my cardigan
HAVE DREAM AND COAT
Welcome to the land of fame excess,
THIS PLACE FAMOUS, EXCESSIVE
Am I gonna fit in?
PEOPLE ACCEPT ME?

Jumped in the cab,
[CAB] RIDE
Here I am for the first time
{RIDE AROUND}
Look to the right and I see the Hollywood sign
[Look right] SIGN-[HOLLYWOOD]
This is all so crazy
WOW, OVERWHELMED
Everybody seems so famous
ALL PEOPLE FAMOUS

My tummys turnin and I’m feelin kinda home sick
STOMACH SICK, HOME I MISS
Too much pressure and I’m nervous,
STRESSED, NERVOUS
That’s when the taxi man turned on the radio
DRIVER RADIO, TURN-UP
and a Jay Z song was on
AHA! [JAY Z] MUSIC
and the Jay Z song was on
[JAY Z] MUSIC x2

[chorus]

So I put my hands up
{HANDS OVERHEAD}
Theyre playing my song,
MY SONG HEAR-IT
And the butterflies fly away
BUTTERFLIES {FLYING}
Noddin my head like yea
{NODDING} YES
Movin my hips like yea
{HIPS SWING} YES
I got my hands up,
{HANDS OVERHEAD}
Theyre playin my song
MY SONG HEAR-IT
I know im gonna be ok
I KNOW MY FUTURE FINE
Yea, It’s a party in the USA
YES, PARTY IN [USA] x2

Get to the club in my taxicab
[CAB] RIDE-TO [CLUB]
Everybody’s lookin at me now
{ALL EYES ON ME}
Like whos that chick, thats rockin kicks?
SEE GIRL, WHO?
She gotta be from out of town
NOT FROM-HERE

So hard with my girls not around me
HARD WITHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT
Its definitely not a Nashville party
NOT HOME PARTY
Cause all I see are stilletos
SEE-ALL, HIGH HEELS-ALL
I guess I never got the memo
NO ONE INFORM-ME

My tummys turnin and I’m feelin kinda home sick
STOMACH SICK, HOME I MISS
Too much pressure and I’m nervous
STRESSED, NERVOUS
That’s when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
DJ PICK NEW SONG
and a Britney song was on
AHA! [BRITNEY] MUSIC x3

[chorus]

Feel like hoppin’ on a flight (on a flight)
NIGHT WANT FLY-AWAY
Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
HOME FLY-ARRIVE
Something stops me everytime (everytime)
BUT ALWAYS I STOP WHY?
The DJ plays my song and I feel alright
DJ PICK MY SONG, I FEEL OK

[chorus]

[chorus]

Here’s what happens when Family Guy meets Disney

Mr. Dew — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:48:04 +0000

Family Guy meets Disney:

Family Guy as Disney Cartoons– Musical– “It’s a wonderful day for pie”

The Jeff Dunham Show — like it or hate it?

Mr. Dew — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:52:23 +0000

Alright so Jeff Dunham has a show on Comedy Central.

The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World

But is it funny?

How does optical illusions work?

Mr. Dew — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 08:47:43 +0000

Beau Lotto’s color games puzzle your vision, but they also spotlight what you can’t normally see: how your brain works. This fun, first-hand look at your own versatile sense of sight reveals how evolution tints your perception of what’s really out there.

Beau Lotto: Optical illusions show how we see

[via justrealized]

Rachel Maddow: Why Obama deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

Mr. Dew — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 02:00:03 +0000

Rachel Maddow: Why Obama deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.

Rachel Maddow explains why Obama deserves the Nobel Peace Prize (msnbc.msn.com)

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

I agree with Maddow. Obama won the Nobel Peach Prize, by all reasonable measures, all americans should be proud.

If the President has a BLT tomorrow, the Republicans will try to ban bacon

Mr. Dew — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 08:55:13 +0000

This is Alan Grayson discussing health care on the floor of the House on 10/8/09. He sends a message to Democrats: No one elected Olympia Snowe President of the United States. And he sends a message to Republicans: No one cares about your feelings.

Alan Grayson: “If the President has a BLT tomorrow, the Republicans will try to ban bacon.”

Stop being against health care.

Who Wants a Horny TV Quiz-Show Host?

Mr. Dew — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 04:26:59 +0000

Host Meredith Vieira of “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” goes from flirty to openly wanton with a young Navy pilot. Somebody loves a man in uniform, and that somebody is Meredith.

Who Wants a Horny TV Quiz-Show Host?

Here comes the dinosaurs

Mr. Dew — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:32:17 +0000

Dinosaurs – in the realm of giants (Ensemble) at german TV-Show Wetten dass…!? on 03.10.2009

The most amazing way of dancing

Mr. Dew — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:24:57 +0000

I think it is called jumpstyle or something.

Real hardcore stuff.

Glenn Beck’s fake tears

Mr. Dew — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 16:15:34 +0000

A video posted to YouTube a few weeks ago making the rounds across the internet apparently shows Fox News Channel host Glenn Beck having Vicks applied under his eyes in order to cry on cue for a photo shoot.

Leaked video: Glenn Beck ‘uses Vicks to cry on cue’

I don’t know the context but I’ll leave for you to decide.

Penguins going crazy

Mr. Dew — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 15:52:08 +0000

from Werner Herzog’s ‘Encounters at the end of the world’

Deranged Penguin – Encounters at the end of the world

It’s a sad case.

2012 is going to be so awesome

Mr. Dew — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 15:01:23 +0000

exclusive scene clip Tv Spot for ‘2012′ in Theaters November 13, 2009

An epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors.

I’m going to watch this Michael Bay film.

Know how noodles are made?

Mr. Dew — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:01:19 +0000

Watch noodles being made.

Chinese chef forms noodles by hand – Pretty damn amazing

I love noodles.

Palin Resignation Costs Alaska

Mr. Dew — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 03:45:59 +0000

Sarah Palin’s resignation costs Alaska money:

Palin Resignation Costs Alaska

ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Early estimates put the cost of Sarah Palin’s midterm resignation as Alaska governor at a minimum of $40,000, not including a special legislative session partly linked to her departure.

The preliminary figures obtained by The Associated Press through a public records request show it cost the state almost $14,100 for the July 26 swearing-in ceremony of new Gov. Sean Parnell.

The price tag for moving Palin – the former GOP vice presidential candidate – and her family from the governor’s mansion in Juneau amounted to roughly $3,328.

Palin’s spokeswoman, Meghan Stapleton, says suggesting the resignation cost the state is “incredibly misleading.” She says the resignation ceremony was added to a previously scheduled governor’s picnic and was organized by the lieutenant governor’s office.

The tally doesn’t include the estimated $100,000 it cost for a one-day special session last month in which lawmakers approved Palin’s pick to replace Parnell as lieutenant governor and overrode her veto of federal stimulus funds intended for energy efficiency projects. (Source: HP)

Women – Know Your Limits

Mr. Dew — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 08:59:09 +0000

Oh don’t take offense on this. It’s terribly sexist, funny nevertheless:

Women – Know Your Limits

Ever seen an egg in an egg?

Mr. Dew — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 01:42:50 +0000

Well, here’s one. The chicken laid a big egg

Big Egg

Auto-tuning news

Mr. Dew — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 01:36:54 +0000

Odd:

Auto-Tune the News #8: dragons. geese. Michael Vick. (ft. T-Pain)

Former Ku Klux Klan leader speaks

Mr. Dew — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:28:30 +0000

Former Ku Klux Klan leader Johnny Lee Clary on moving from hate to tolerance – Enough Rope

Former Ku Klux Klan leader Johnny Lee Clary

Good for him. There can be a lot less racism in this world.

RIP Ted Kennedy, dies of brain cancer

Mr. Dew — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:38:08 +0000

Ted Kennedy passes away:

Ted Kennedy Dies of Brain Cancer at Age 77

Sen. Ted Kennedy died shortly before midnight Tuesday at his home in Hyannis Port, Mass., at age 77.

The man known as the “liberal lion of the Senate” had fought a more than year-long battle with brain cancer, and according to his son had lived longer with the disease than his doctors expected him to.

“We’ve lost the irreplaceable center of our family and joyous light in our lives, but the inspiration of his faith, optimism, and perseverance will live on in our hearts forever,” the Kennedy family said in a statement. “He loved this country and devoted his life to serving it.” (Source: ABC News)

Jon Stewart argues for health care bill

Mr. Dew — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:44:42 +0000

In this complete, unedited interview, Betsy McCaughey supports health care for uninsured Americans, but opposes a $500 billion Medicare cut to pay for it.

August 17, 2009: Exclusive – Betsy McCaughey Extended Interview Pt. 1

This is why Jon Stewart is so awesome.