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Aqui em ...
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&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Um planeta melhor</title><link>http://www.belezumba.com/2009/05/12/um-planeta-melhor/</link><description>"Fala-se tanto da necessidade de deixar um planeta melhor para as próximas gerações e, esquece-se da urgência de se deixar gerações melhores para o nosso planeta."
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&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Sintomas da gripe suina</title><link>http://www.belezumba.com/2009/05/11/sintomas-da-gripe-suina/</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eBXE550ZBWIliRBl5EJEFhAK770/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eBXE550ZBWIliRBl5EJEFhAK770/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Complicar o que é fácil</title><link>http://www.belezumba.com/2009/05/07/complicar-o-que-e-facil/</link><description>Sherlock Holmes e Dr. Watson vão acampar. Montam a barraca e, depois de uma boa refeição e uma garrafa de vinho, deitam-se para dormir. Algumas horas depois, Holmes acorda e cutuca seu fiel amigo:
- Meu caro Watson, olhe para cima e diga-me o que vê.
Watson responde:
- Vejo milhares e milhares ...
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&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>A felicidade ou a mortadela?</title><link>http://www.belezumba.com/2009/04/21/a-felicidade-ou-a-mortadela/</link><description>O que você julga ser mais importante,
a felicidade eterna ou um pão com mortadela?
Aparentemente parece ser a felicidade eterna mas não é bem assim.
Nada é mais importante do que a felicidade, ainda mais se for eterna!
Mas acontece que um pão com mortadela é melhor do que nada, certo?
Então...
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&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>O erro ID dez T</title><link>http://www.belezumba.com/2009/04/17/o-erro-id-dez-t/</link><description>Lendas da Internet
Estava com problemas no meu computador e decide chamar o Richard, meu vizinho de 11 anos que mora ao lado, ele é daqueles que tem o quarto parecido com Controle de Missão Espacial.
Ele veio, clicou aqui e ali e resolveu o problema.
Já indo embora eu perguntei, “Então, qual ...
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&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>O Ser do Ente</title><link>http://www.belezumba.com/2009/04/16/o-ser-do-ente/</link><description>"Desde os gregos o pensamento não teria distinguido adequadamente a diferença entre ente e ser, entre o que existe simplesmente como uma coisa e entre o que é enquanto ser. Em outras palavras, trata-se aqui da confusão entre o ôntico (relativo ao ente) e o ontológico (relativo ao ser), que ...
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&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>NÃO GOSTA DE GÍRIAS, FALE DIFÍCIL!</title><link>http://www.belezumba.com/2009/04/16/nao-gosta-de-girias-fale-dificil/</link><description>1 - Prosopopéia flácida para acalentar bovinos. 
     (Conversa mole pra boi dormir). 
2 - Colóquio sonolento para bovino repousar. 
     (História pra boi dormir). 
3 - Romper a face. 
     (Quebrar a cara). 
4- Creditar o primata. 
    (Pagar o mico). 
5 - Inflar o volume da bolsa escrotal. 
     (Encher o saco). 
6 - Derrubar, com ...
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&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>A crise mundial</title><link>http://www.belezumba.com/2009/03/29/a-crise-mundial/</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xU4xeGWZzmKjHLoycuN39tjygEg/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xU4xeGWZzmKjHLoycuN39tjygEg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Lan House faz de tudo</title><link>http://www.belezumba.com/2009/03/25/lan-house-faz-de-tudo/</link><description>Dizem que esse cartaz foi encontrado em uma Lan House na Bahia:...para os excluídos digitais é uma opção.
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