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Defamation, Slander and Lies – Vilma vs. Goodell

Gutmeister — Fri, 18 May 2012 16:30:13 +0000

It sounds like the title of an awful Summer movie release doesn’t it? …in a world filled with litigious denizens, one man dares to go against the grain. The Ginger General has boldly come forward, publicly accusing a football player of doing football things. Vilma is out for vengence… Yes, it’s sad but unfortunately true, [...]

Flogging The Friday Dog – May 18th Edition

Gutmeister — Fri, 18 May 2012 14:02:43 +0000

It’s once again Friday, and once again nothing great is happening at the Gut-Ranch. But I can recap what’s happened this week, so that’s what I’m going to do. Monday Night Raw was horrid, once again – BellyBillboard Monday Night Raw, via John Cena, announced a THIRD GODDAMNED HOUR OF PROGRAMMING – BellyBillboard Disco Queen [...]

WWE & USA Teaming up to Kill Us All

Gutmeister — Thu, 17 May 2012 20:49:01 +0000

In a Tweet just released by WWE’s very own John Cena: STARTING Monday Night July 23 @USA_NETWORK WILL BE ADDING A 3RD HOUR TO @WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW – PERMANENTLY. #3hourRaw — John Cena (@JohnCena) May 17, 2012 So, um, yeah. Three hours of this shit from July until USA realizes that the [...]

I’m becoming a goddamned baseball fan

Gutmeister — Thu, 17 May 2012 16:41:42 +0000

I don’t know why or how this happened exactly, but I do know that it’s happening. At 37 years of age, I’ve never been a fan of Major League Baseball. I knew of it, of course, but I could never work up enough of a shit to give. I always found it boring, dull, slow, [...]

Swimming Pools Suck Balls

Gutmeister — Wed, 16 May 2012 22:57:16 +0000

I’ve had a swimming pool in my life since I was about 8 years old or so. My parents got us a pool back in the 80′s and it was an in-ground deal. And for the first year or so it was so awesome! Always able to swim, have my friends over, the works. Then, [...]

RAW Regurgitation – There Are No Winners Here, Just Varying Degrees Of Loser

Gutmeister — Tue, 15 May 2012 05:18:35 +0000

Raw. Oh Raw. Why do you continue to do this to us? It’s getting painful to sit through two-plus hours of your programming anymore. You know what though? Maybe it’s me. Maybe I’m expecting too much from you, and I’ll admit it’s a possibility. A remote one. Anyhow, this show took place in Pittsburgh and [...]

RAW Premature Regurgitation

Gutmeister — Mon, 14 May 2012 19:25:29 +0000

Yep, Monday Night Raw happens tonight, and in honor of that, I thought we’d take a quick look at what you can expect to be disappointed with before it happens. With this being the “go-home” show before their Over-The-Limit Pay Per View event this coming Sunday, you can be sure there will be precious little [...]

Monday Mother’s Day Hangover – Holy Hell

Gutmeister — Mon, 14 May 2012 14:20:42 +0000

Well thank god that day is over and done with. Mother’s day is a great idea in concept. It’s a day that we all show appreciation and love towards Mom for everything she puts up with and does for us the other 364 days a year. In all honestly, she probably deserves a month-long celebration. [...]

The Department of Redundancy Department

Gutmeister — Fri, 11 May 2012 18:58:45 +0000

In a not-all-so-surprising story, it has come to someone’s attention that our Government has issued a Study of a Study about Studies. No, I’m not making that up. Yes, in 2010, the Pentagon was inundated with so many studies that it commissioned a study to determine how much it cost to produce all those studies. [...]

Thursday is apparently still a thing.

Gutmeister — Thu, 10 May 2012 19:18:28 +0000

A thing I hate, by the way. I’ve declared war on Thursday because, frankly, Thursday sucks. What good is it? It’s a simple reminder that you still have another day of work until you get to the weekend. That’s as bad as seeing a huge slice of cheesecake for your dessert only to find that [...]