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RAW Premature Regurgitation – May 28th Edition

Gutmeister — Mon, 28 May 2012 20:04:58 +0000

It’s once again time to steel yourself for the disasterpiece theater that will become Monday Night Raw. Actually, that’s unfair. RAW hasn’t been completely awful and you can see where they’re working to build some decent storylines and give us a few more matches here and there. It’s just…it’s just that they seem to ruin [...]

Monday Holiday Weekend Hangover

Gutmeister — Mon, 28 May 2012 13:41:27 +0000

Oh boy. Oooooh boy. It’s been a weekend around the Gutmeister compound. Food, beer, beer and food. Not to mention a honey-do list that damn near killed me on Friday. I’m not trying to work on any given day, let alone on a holiday weekend. I had to fix the oven door from a kid [...]

Football and Kids and Sissy Ass Parents

Gutmeister — Sun, 27 May 2012 20:04:22 +0000

I was just reading a newspaper article, I know right? Who knew they still made newspapers? Anyhow, there’s this movement across the country, or at the very least in Florida, where parents will not allow their children to play full contact football anymore. They blame the Junior Seau suicide. I have a problem with this [...]

Floggin’ The Friday Dog – Memorial Day

Gutmeister — Fri, 25 May 2012 14:47:58 +0000

Ahhh, Friday. Thank Bubba It’s Friday. (Bubba’s the guy who runs the counter where I buy my beer). And it’s a long weekend for most people. Memorial Day is the unofficial start to Summer! And that’s awful. Not Memorial Day, I think that’s great that we have a day to recognize this country’s soldiers, we [...]

Hump Day Is Usually Humpless

Gutmeister — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:50:27 +0000

Everyone calls Wednesday “Hump Day” don’t they? They think they’re being naughty by calling it that, with a little wink and nudge. ”Heh heh, hump means two things ya know? I’m so daring!” Well you know what? Shut your stupid face hole. You’re not clever, you’re not cute and frankly it’s an old ass joke [...]

NFL.com’s Aditi Kinkhabwala is functionally retarded.

Gutmeister — Tue, 22 May 2012 19:50:58 +0000

I read alot of Redskins news articles on the internet. Mainly because I’m always in front of this computer waiting for my plotter to finish some job or another and I have time to kill between jobs. The fact of the matter is, NFL.com employs some people who wouldn’t even make the cut as assistant [...]

Another Goddamn Wrestling Article – Brock Lesnar

Gutmeister — Tue, 22 May 2012 18:34:25 +0000

Look, I’m sorry. There’s nothing else going on worth talking about right now. So you get wrestling from me. When something stupid happens, I’ll be all about it, until then, suck it. Let’s talk about Brock Lesnar shall we? He returned to the WWE amidst great fanfare and a huge roar of approval from the [...]

RAW Regurgitation – Big Johnny Must Have Medicaid

Gutmeister — Tue, 22 May 2012 04:36:34 +0000

So, um, yeah. They had RAW on tonight. They have to, it’s in the contract with USA network. And so they did. I could stop right here and you’d know everything you need to know about the show. It happened and it was on TV. But I’m going to go ahead and assume you want [...]

RAW Premature Regurgitation – May 21st

Gutmeister — Mon, 21 May 2012 20:00:47 +0000

With Over The Limit mercifully Over and Done With, we get to deal with the inevitable fall out from the event tonight on Raw. Lucky us. Keep in mind that Big Show helped Big Johnny beat slightly bigger than average Johnny last night. So we have to deal with those ramifications. More People Power, more [...]

WWE Over The Limit Was Under the Whelming

Gutmeister — Mon, 21 May 2012 16:15:06 +0000

To be fair, I didn’t buy this pay per view event, and after reading all of the recaps and play-by-plays of the show, I’m REALLY goddamn glad I didn’t waste my forty-five bucks. It was doomed from the start, this show wasn’t built up with any storylines, angles or feuds that would entice anyone to [...]