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Breaking News: U.S. News & World Reports Says “Don’t Quit Your Job!”

Gutmeister — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:54:05 +0000

In an article I found on Yahoo! Finance, U.S. News & World Reports published an article titled “Thinking About Quitting Your Job? Think Again” Truly sage advice. Let’s break down their reasons for “thinking again”, shall we? The job market is really bad right now. OMG you guys! Did you know? The job market is [...]

Rupert Murdoch Hates Welfare Fatties

Gutmeister — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:34:32 +0000

Earlier this week, a woman, Ulanda Williams, fell through a sidewalk on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. She survived the nearly six foot free fall with only a few scrapes and a broken arm. Rupert Murdoch, however, took to Twitter to share his feelings on the subject: How did fat lady who fell thru [...]

Today in “No Shit, Sherlock”, the NFL Edition

Gutmeister — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 23:30:32 +0000

This is the headline on NFL.com as of the time I’m writing this. Bill Belichick has gone on record stating that Rob Gronkowski is a “football player”. Well shit. All this time I thought he was a well-meaning, yet naive bartender at a place where everybody knows your name. Wait, no, that was Woody Harrelson [...]

I Hate “I Love The 1880s” on History Channel

Gutmeister — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 14:17:22 +0000

Seriously. Have you seen this steaming pile of turd? Are you at all familiar with TruTV’s “World’s Dumbest Presented by The Smoking Gun”? That’s a show populated with pop-culture icons such as Tonya Harding, Danny Bonaduce, Frank Stallone, a Baldwin Brother, Leif Garrett and Random Black Chick Comedian. It’s the same thing only without hilarious [...]

…crickets….

Gutmeister — Fri, 02 Nov 2012 17:23:08 +0000

Oh it’s been quiet here at BellyBillboard for quite some time hasn’t it? Well I have a good reason. Life got in the way, and this is a hobby site for me. I don’t get paid to do this, and as some of my commenters might say, GOOD YOU SUCK! But anyways, I’ve been busy [...]

Monday Football Hangover – Redskins Defeat Vikings

Gutmeister — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 14:35:19 +0000

In a game that I thought for sure was going to be over before it even got out of the first quarter, the Washington Redskins not only held on, but they kicked it into a higher gear to put a hurting on the 4 – 1 Minnesota Vikings with a final score of 36 – [...]

While Cundiff Cundiffed, the Skins Hung On To Win

Gutmeister — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 17:02:59 +0000

Finally. A win to talk about. To enjoy on Monday after the game and to make you feel good about your Redskins once again. Even in defeat, the offense always looked promising, but the defense is particularly worrisome. When you go back to their previous games, you also had concern over the Special Teams unit, [...]

If Only We Could Blame The Referees – Redskins Shit The Bed

Gutmeister — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 13:33:46 +0000

In their home opener, the Washington Redskins came out looking like a pre-Shanahan team. It was an ugly first half on both sides of the ball for the Skins and it took some risky play from RG3 to get them back in the game in the second half. From blown coverages and missed tackles to [...]

Redskins Lose to Rams – Josh Morgan Becomes a Meme

Gutmeister — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 14:51:32 +0000

On a day in the NFL when, until now, the officials’ greatest accomplishments in life were giving pop quizzes to 8th grade history classes in Idaho, our replacement officials shit the bed in an astounding manner. Calling some penalties, shrugging others off, deciding to order pizza over the stadium intercom system instead of worrying about [...]

Ravens’ Joe Flacco Believes He’s An Elite QB, Is Also A Dumbass

Gutmeister — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 14:42:03 +0000

Beleaguered starting quarterback and future used car salesman Joe Flacco believes that he is an elite quarterback. He’s the only person on the face of the earth, aside from maybe his mother, who believes this to be the case. Somewhere along the line, Joe Flacco confused the term “elite” with “kinda ok”. And I don’t [...]