The new twist on this technology is that it is loaded in a phone. The service will work on the mobile network operated by NTT DoCoMo Inc., Japan’s largest mobile operator. The companies said in a joint press release Wednesday they will display the technology next week at CEATEC, a major technology conference in Tokyo. They are continuing development and aim to bring the phone to market sometime after March of next year.

Vastly improved streaming video quality is another feature that gives Skyfire an extra dose of credibility. Skyfire has introduced SuperBar in version 0.8, a field that combines the address bar and search into one. SuperBar helpfully offers suggestions to complete your query as you type, but unlike Opera Mobile 9.5 beta (which has separate search and URL fields), Skyfire doesn’t remember your URL history. Nevertheless, it’s one new feature that helps elevate Skyfire from a scrawny mobile browser with potential to one that is a viable browser alternative. Skyfire beta is available for those of you in the private beta program through a program update; new users can get it for Windows Mobile phones by pointing the mobile browser to skyfire.com.

Source: Cnet

Then they discovered the had forgotten the salt. A picnic without salt would be a disaster, they all agreed. After a lengthy discussion, the youngest turtle was chosen to retrieve the salt from home.

Although he was the fastest of the slow moving turtles, the little turtle whined, cried, and wobbled in his shell. He agreed to go on one condition: that no one would eat until he returned. The family consented and the little turtle left.

Three years passed– and the little turtle had not returned. Five years…six years.. then in the seventh year of his absence, the oldest turtle could no longer contain his hunger. He announced that he was going to eat and began to unwrap a sandwich.

At that point the little turtle suddenly popped out from behind a tree shouting, “SEE I knew you wouldn’t wait. Now I am not going to go get the salt.”

The Moral Is…

Some of us waste our lives waiting for people to live up to our expectations of them. We are so concerned about what others are doing that we don’t do anything ourselves.

…..Now keep guessin y i sent it 2 U.

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it ” Boss ”
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently? ”
6. Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly….
7. Feeling better?

Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil
in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.

What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.

Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way to marry your daughter

There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads “We may
never piss this way again.”

Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!

Q: What’s the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

Boss: I’ll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I’ll raise it to
6000. So when would you like to start?
Santa: In 3 months.

A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.
Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say “Uh-huh” or “Yes dear” or “I’m sorry” ?

Pilot asking permission to land said, “Guess who?”
Controller switches the field lights off and replied, “Guess where!”

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He announced that in their seminar folder, there is PVC pouch and in it there is a seed. When they return, they must put it in a good soil in a pot and look after it very well.

He would hold a competition in the next year’s seminar and that the best plants would be awarded suitably.

Everyone did what was told to him. A year passed quickly. And next year in a big hall, there were hundreds of pots and a great variety of plants-a great scene.

Except one pot in which the soil was there and no plant! The owner was standing quietly and seemingly ashamed of himself!

The general manager called him on the stage. He asked him what happened and he told him the truth. He planted the seed which he was given – and did that was to be done- but nothing happened!

The general manager declared him the winner!

Everyone was shocked. It was announced, “Gentlemen! The seeds I gave you were boiled seeds. You planted them and nothing happened! You acted smartly and used some other seeds.This man was honest to his work and, therefore he did not cheat me or himself!”

moral of the story : be honest to yourself guys !

where as

a female requires only 4% talent..

remainig is ..

\3/\6/
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(3|6)

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On the first night of honeymoon the wife crazyhusband says”My sweet darlingI am going to take you to moon tonight.”

The impatient wife says”Surebut first at least let’s see the rocket to get there.”

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Sex is like Pizza

When its hot ym.. it’s VERY GOOD.

But then when it’s cold its still  goo….d.

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The saddest part of a Man’s body is his Balls.

The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !

Money is not everything. - There’s MasterCard & Visa.

One should love animals. - They are so tasty.

Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.

Love thy neighbour. - But don’t get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children

“Your future depends on your dreams” - So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning

“Hard work never killed anybody” - But why take the risk !

“Work fascinates me” - I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two’s company, - three’s the result!

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So… Why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station…. What more can I say……..

One black mother and her child were on their way to visit relatives while the other passengers consisted of the KKK on their way to a convention.

The plane took off and after flying for approximately 12 minutes when an announcement came over the intercom from the pilot saying:

We have overloaded this flight.
We are going to have to start throwing luggage out the window so the p lane won’t go down.’

Two minutes later you could see luggage being thrown out the window.

Five minutes after that, the pilot made a second announcement.

‘We are still experiencing problems. We’re sorry, but the plane is still overloaded and we’re going to have to get rid of some of the weight so the plane won’t go down.’

‘We’re going to have to ask some passengers to jump out of the window when we call you by your name. To make it fair, we’ll go alphabetically. We’ll star t with A. Will all the African Americans please jump now?’

The black woman and her child continued to sit.

The pilot came over the intercom system.

‘Next is B. Will all the Black people please jump now’?

The Black woman and child continued to sit.

The pilot came over the intercom system again..

‘Next is C. Will all the colored people please jump now? ‘

All the KKK was now staring at the mother and child. The black woman and child continued to sit.

The child then looked up at her Mom and said:

‘Mom aren’t we all of those?’

The mother then replied to her daughter,

‘Baby, we niggers tonight and the K’s come before the N’s.’