GeekDad T-Shirt

Continuation of the Species This is a shirt in celebration of GeekDad, where being a geek and being a parent come together in a gravity well so strong not even light can escape. GeekDad is all about parenting in the digital age: geek parents raising offspring in their own geeky image. And here at ThinkGeek we’re all in favor of more geeks. GeekDad logo on the front with a GeekDad tag cloud on the back of a 100% cotton, black t-shirt.
$15.99

ThunderCats Ho! T-Shirt

20 Years of Geek Cats We were pondering. What would happen if the geek cats of the mid-eighties meet the geek cats of today? And so, without further ado, we present to you the basic plot to ThunderCats as written in LOLCat: Da residents of Thundera sez, “Nooo! They be stealin mah home planet!!!” K. Not so much stealin as splodin. This scares ThunderKittehs. ThunderKittehs sez, “It can be evacuation tiem now?” Jaga da Wize sez, “srsly.” Gets all da ThunderKittehs to leave in a ship. Da Mootants of Plun-Darr attack da ThunderKittehs. Do Not Want! Da ThunderKittehs wins but monorail gets derailed in process. Next stop: Third Earth. Third Earth long way off. Many Caturdays will pass before dey get dere. ThunderKittehs sez, “Oh noes!” Jaga puts ThunderKittehs in bukkits of suzpended animashun. In case you not know, Jaga is Serious Cat. Jaga’s in ur ship steerin’ for Third Earth. Before dey get dere, Jaga says, “kthxbye” and goes away (don’t cry — will return as Invisible Jaga later). Lion-O wakes up furst and sez, “The Sword of Omens. Let me show you it.” The other ThunderKittehs wakes up and sez, “Oh hai.” Turns out, Lion-O’s bukkit was doin it wrong, so he’s not a kitten anymoar. The ThunderKittehs settle in to Third Earth. They meet other races and make friends wif dem. And when other races say “halp!” da ThunderKittehs are da first to say “Wut?” Also, da bad guys attack da ThunderKittehs. Da ThunderKittehs win, cause dey da good guys. Eventually, Lion-O sez, “I can has leadership?” And other ThunderKittehs sez, “ORLY?” Lion-O sez, “Plz?” Other ThunderKittehs sez, “Challunges. We has dem.” Lion-O sez, “Goin to Mumm-Ra’s Pyramid. BRB.” And Lion-O becomes Lord of da ThunderKittehs. And dey live happily evr after, least for one mor season. The Eye of Thundera (aka the Thundercats logo) printed in red on a black 100% cotton t-shirt.
$11.99

Come to the Dark Side T-Shirt

Come to the Dark Side The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for stalking through your lair. Oh, and don’t forget: black is slimming, and it goes with everything. Power, strength, fashion sense, a great 401k, plus, we offer the ultimate prize — cookies! Bet you didn’t know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they’ve made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can’t you almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the airlock…. Heavyweight 100% cotton black t-shirt. But no milk. Milk promotes strong bones and a healthy body, and we don’t need that crap.
$15.99

Geek In Training T-Shirt

Study hard, little one! If you’re a geek with a child, odds are your penchant for all things intellectual will rub off either on purpose or just by your mere presence! Since that’s the case, you will need to clothe the little hacker with our Geek in Training t-shirt!
$12.99

Speaking Chinese Babydoll T-Shirt

NOT MANDATORY 500 years in the future, we will all speak a rather strange dialect of Chinese that is compromised almost entirely of insults and colorful metaphors. To help us all prepare for that day, the Fruity Oaty Bar Girls themselves are here to learn us some Chinese on this new shirt. Consider it a public service. This black babydoll (fitted) shirt features the Fruity Oaty Bar Girls with some of the more popular phrases from the ‘verse, including dong ma (understand?), nee hao (hello) and da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze (the explosive diarrhea of an elephant). Never know when you’re gonna need that one. Note: This product runs larger than our normal babydolls. Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL XXL Chest 36 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. 52 in. Length 25 in. 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in.
$19.99

Enough Social Interaction Babydoll T-Shirt

Go Away Geeks: we’re one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we’ve trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don’t worry. You’re in good company here. You’re amongst people who understand, cause we’re like that, too. For most of us, if it starts with “social,” it better end with “networking sites.” Pretty much whenever we’re out in public, geeks take a circumstance penalty to our CHA-based skills (except Handle Animal), and if you want to land some sort of bonus to offset that, you’d have to down a lot of alcohol or wear a shirt that forewarns people of the situation in a humorous manner and automatically breaks the ice with no effort whatsoever on your part. Oh wait. That’s what this is! How convenient is that? This is charcoal grey babydoll (fitted) t-shirt with the declaration “You read my t-shirt. That’s enough social interaction for one day.” printed in white upon it.
$18.99

Japanese for Beginners T-Shirt

Learn Japanese in One Easy Shirt Let ThinkGeek help you prepare for your anime pilgrimage to Tokyo. For the uninitiated, Japan is like a futuristic otaku Disneyland with beer vending machines. But… you may need some language skillz and ThinkGeek has a fine shirt to assist with your schooling. You probably have heard that Japanese is a difficult language to master… however we have it on good authority from Timmy (the faithful ThinkGeek monkey mascot) that Japanese is easier to learn than Leetspeak. Timmy speaks Japanese and Leet perfectly… but sadly we can’t seem to understand his English. Here is the secret skinny from Timmy; many handy Japanese words are actually borrowed from English but changed slightly to match the syllable sounds of the Japanese language. Now take a closer look at the Japanese for Beginners shirt. It provides all the useful Japanese words you may need in an easy to pronounce and accurate format. Amazing eh? Don’t thank us, just send lots of Japanese biru… and remember the Japanese word for “food” isn’t “foodu” it’s “tabemono”. 100% cotton, heavyweight t-shirt in blue dusk with handy Japanese language guide on the front.
$15.99

Echo Base Hoodie T-Shirt

Go to Echo Base — Meet Cliff Claven! It’s kind of a bummer to be stationed at Echo Base. It’s the assignment nobody wants. You spend at least half your time trying to make sure your supplies and equipment don’t freeze. Free sno-cones aren’t really a job perk on a planet of ice. The place was chosen because it’s desolate, right? Desolate doesn’t make for very entertaining night life. After you’ve written your name in the snow and pimped out your snowspeeder, life outside the Rebel Alliance base is pretty boring. So when some Imperial Walkers show up and mix it up a bit it’s almost a relief. Something exciting is happening, albeit something exciting that will probably lead to imminent death, but still. At least you won’t be cold then. And you won’t be cold if you have this hoodie. Reminiscent of Ecko Unlimited’s signature style, an AT-AT is printed in white on a red ellipse with the words *echō base printed below in black on an 80% cotton / 20% polyester athletic grey hoodie with front pocket aka kangaroo.
$39.99

Red Shirt T-Shirt

Not Even Dental Records Can Help You Now After sitting through four years of dull interspecies protocol seminars and tactical maneuvers groundwork, you successfully graduated from Starfleet Academy. As a newly commissioned Federation security officer, your first assignment is on board a Constitution-class heavy cruiser. You straighten out the collar on your crisp red shirt as you walk down the corridor toward the transporter. You’ve been summoned to provide defensive support for a landing party consisting of the top officers on board. This is your chance to shine. Shine like a phaser set to “frag.” Perhaps you should have gone into science. In the Star Trek universe, the Red Shirt is the phase-cannon fodder obliterated on screen to alert the audience to the danger of the situation. It’s Roddenberry proclaiming, “We could have just killed one of the characters you cared about!” The Red Shirt is a sci-fi idiom for the anonymous, the expendable, the smoking boots behind a boulder. We’ve printed that word, “Expendable,” in a Trekish font on a red 50% polyester/50% cotton jersey ringer with black rib-knit collar and cuffs. Just don’t stand next to us when you wear that thing.
$18.99

Keep out of Direct Sunlight T-Shirt

Geek Maxim #1 As seen on MythBusters! Do you sometimes feel that you ought to have come into this world with some basic instructions? We frequently do. Life would be so much easier if everybody had a manual and everybody took the time to RTFM. Sure, as a result life might be a tad more prosaic, but there’s no doubt it would be more efficient. And an efficient life means more time playing games. So us folks here at ThinkGeek Tshirt Labs (TM) toiled and pulled our hair out trying to come up with a single simple maxim to help ensure you stay on the right path in life. And here it is. Maxim #1. 100% Cotton heavyweight black t-shirt with the phrase ‘Keep out of direct sunlight’ emblazoned on the front in white. Never needs watering!
$15.99