tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9145295899745314210Wed, 09 Oct 2024 02:53:23 +0000CARRO ANFÍBIOMotoPemonstromoto-monstrosuper motoBetho BesteiraO blog mais besta do mundo!http://betho-besteira.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Betho o "BESTA")Blogger1475125en-usnoO blog mais besta do mundo!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9145295899745314210.post-3742424970288579417Tue, 24 Mar 2015 19:37:00 +00002015-07-06T06:46:33.029-07:00NINGUÉM RESPEITA MAIS BRASÍLIA.... ISSO É UMA VERGONHA!!!<div style="text-align: center;"> <img src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/11051047_849744615097682_1200207195_n.jpg?oh=3891f8ccbc5e873dd820eaac5e593141&amp;oe=55148483&amp;__gda__=1427337555_9ee013138094daa739e31ef898ae9400" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="62" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT5Dq9rly5E1rDOdRpz0C7NUlw3-zv6A8__rmmJMG_FHKiy_Gv6XaDuvnvXCRRIcxeAZiRB4GztFJyBrX1iyTYx7UZF4cFsSNT-4PeX0gR6m1yCMIZgYzQ-K6-JNrZ_jJSe_S21NqxwfU/s400/assinablog+novo.jpg" width="400" /></div> http://betho-besteira.blogspot.com/2015/03/ninguem-respeita-mais-brasilia-isso-e.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Betho o "BESTA")0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9145295899745314210.post-5477796827198937971Tue, 24 Mar 2015 19:36:00 +00002015-03-24T12:36:38.348-07:00A TROCA MORTAL....<div style="text-align: center;"> <img 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/></div> <div> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Um cidadão morreu e foi para o céu ..</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Enquanto estava em frente a São Pedro nos Portões Celestiais , viu uma enorme parede com relógios atrás dele.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Ele perguntou:</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #141823; display: inline; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"><br /><br />- O que são todos aqueles relógios ?<br /><br />São Pedro respondeu:<br />- São Relógios da Mentira.<br /><br />Todo mundo na Terra tem um Relógio da Mentira.<br />Cada vez que você mente os ponteiros se movem mais rápido .<br /><br />- Oh!! - exclamou o cidadão<br />- De quem é aquele relógio ali?<br />- É o de Madre Teresa. Os ponteiros nunca se moveram, indicando que ela nunca mentiu.<br /><br />- E aquele, é de quem?<br />- É o de Abraham Lincoln. Os ponteiros só se moveram duas vezes, indicando que ele só mentiu duas vezes em toda a sua vida.<br /><br />- E o Relógio da Dilma , também está aqui ?<br />- Ah! O da Dilma está na minha sala.<br />- Ué - espantou-se o cidadão . Por quê ?<br /><br />E São Pedro, rindo, respondeu:<br />- ESTOU USANDO COMO VENTILADOR DE TETO.</span></span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #141823; display: inline; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"><br /></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #141823; display: inline; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"><br /></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="62" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT5Dq9rly5E1rDOdRpz0C7NUlw3-zv6A8__rmmJMG_FHKiy_Gv6XaDuvnvXCRRIcxeAZiRB4GztFJyBrX1iyTYx7UZF4cFsSNT-4PeX0gR6m1yCMIZgYzQ-K6-JNrZ_jJSe_S21NqxwfU/s400/assinablog+novo.jpg" width="400" /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #141823; display: inline; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"><br /></span></span></div> http://betho-besteira.blogspot.com/2015/01/relogio-da-mentira.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Betho o "BESTA")0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9145295899745314210.post-4594026322614779632Tue, 27 Jan 2015 15:35:00 +00002015-01-27T07:35:39.347-08:00ISSO VAI ACONTECER...<div style="text-align: center;"> <img src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10710699_704512992973294_4372211998857460152_n.jpg?oh=f07331b3bc3e02022476b5de634de178&amp;oe=5528370A&amp;__gda__=1432831163_cf318363bcf2768db98702417594c038" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="62" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT5Dq9rly5E1rDOdRpz0C7NUlw3-zv6A8__rmmJMG_FHKiy_Gv6XaDuvnvXCRRIcxeAZiRB4GztFJyBrX1iyTYx7UZF4cFsSNT-4PeX0gR6m1yCMIZgYzQ-K6-JNrZ_jJSe_S21NqxwfU/s400/assinablog+novo.jpg" width="400" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> http://betho-besteira.blogspot.com/2015/01/isso-vai-acontecer.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Betho o "BESTA")0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9145295899745314210.post-10437077066667909Thu, 22 Jan 2015 17:12:00 +00002015-01-22T09:12:03.944-08:00ZOTO, A AUTORIDADE...<div style="text-align: center;"> <img src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10863740_795369807201830_1476095088_n.jpg?oh=bd78387232fc0ff27cc94732000473d1&amp;oe=54C33F9A&amp;__gda__=1422072186_52c010d0eba09a16f1954ccd2c264ea3" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="62" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT5Dq9rly5E1rDOdRpz0C7NUlw3-zv6A8__rmmJMG_FHKiy_Gv6XaDuvnvXCRRIcxeAZiRB4GztFJyBrX1iyTYx7UZF4cFsSNT-4PeX0gR6m1yCMIZgYzQ-K6-JNrZ_jJSe_S21NqxwfU/s400/assinablog+novo.jpg" width="400" /></div> http://betho-besteira.blogspot.com/2015/01/zoto-autoridade.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Betho o "BESTA")0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9145295899745314210.post-3385748199148607341Thu, 22 Jan 2015 17:10:00 +00002015-01-22T09:10:23.048-08:00VAMOS COMBINAR...<div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="259" src="https://scontent-b-gru.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10547658_795438560528288_4221784353916194580_n.jpg?oh=bbae8f70d831a573ec8ae2810b117ac0&amp;oe=552B3345" width="400" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="62" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT5Dq9rly5E1rDOdRpz0C7NUlw3-zv6A8__rmmJMG_FHKiy_Gv6XaDuvnvXCRRIcxeAZiRB4GztFJyBrX1iyTYx7UZF4cFsSNT-4PeX0gR6m1yCMIZgYzQ-K6-JNrZ_jJSe_S21NqxwfU/s400/assinablog+novo.jpg" width="400" /></div> http://betho-besteira.blogspot.com/2015/01/vamos-combinar.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Betho o "BESTA")0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9145295899745314210.post-6338360865684452411Thu, 22 Jan 2015 15:48:00 +00002015-01-22T07:48:48.199-08:00MEU CINCERU AGRADESIMENTU.....<div style="text-align: center;"> <img src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10940467_822217961183681_3927343312696509073_n.jpg?oh=902c2f9243927881a622665f6a2dd928&amp;oe=5528EEEC&amp;__gda__=1432433200_957c0e926b8ca880ae57014a9d41f2dd" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Kero agradisser auzamigos qui tava torssendo por eu mais infelismenti eu nao paçei no ENEM. A prova de redassão tava mto difissio. Eu fis tudo e nao emtemdi porque nao paçei. Mais cem pobrema... Ano qui vein nóis tenta dinovo. Obrigadu há tudim pela forsa!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Nu portuguêis eu çou até bon. A matemática é qui mim dirruba.</span></span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"><br /></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"><br /></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="62" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT5Dq9rly5E1rDOdRpz0C7NUlw3-zv6A8__rmmJMG_FHKiy_Gv6XaDuvnvXCRRIcxeAZiRB4GztFJyBrX1iyTYx7UZF4cFsSNT-4PeX0gR6m1yCMIZgYzQ-K6-JNrZ_jJSe_S21NqxwfU/s400/assinablog+novo.jpg" width="400" /></div> http://betho-besteira.blogspot.com/2015/01/meu-cinceru-agradesimentu.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Betho o "BESTA")0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9145295899745314210.post-8080701797855650801Thu, 22 Jan 2015 15:37:00 +00002015-01-22T07:37:40.341-08:00SE BEBER NÃO DIRIJA....<div style="text-align: center;"> <img src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10841317_796777527061058_797256536_n.jpg?oh=dfacba7dc4285dc2de6031dd51852004&amp;oe=54C34D9A&amp;__gda__=1422134661_be21c2193f7e669bbfce62bd784bdd82" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <br /> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; line-height: 18px;">Gostaria de dividir com vocês que também bebem e depois dirigem a experiência de vida que tive. Ontem a noite, não sei quantas eu bebi ,mas sabendo que não estava legal, fiz algo que nunca tinha feito antes...</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; line-height: 18px;">Deixei meu carro na rua e peguei um ônibus! Resultado:</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #141823; display: inline; line-height: 18px;"><br /><br />cheguei em casa são e salvo, sem nenhum incidente, com sensação de alívio e dever cumprido.<br /><br />Mas o que me deixou perplexo foi que eu nunca tinha dirigido um ônibus na vida!<br /><br />E o pior é que agora não lembro onde deixei o carro e não sei o que faço com essa porra de ônibus aqui na&nbsp;porta de Casa.</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #141823; display: inline; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></span> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #141823; display: inline; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></span> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="62" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT5Dq9rly5E1rDOdRpz0C7NUlw3-zv6A8__rmmJMG_FHKiy_Gv6XaDuvnvXCRRIcxeAZiRB4GztFJyBrX1iyTYx7UZF4cFsSNT-4PeX0gR6m1yCMIZgYzQ-K6-JNrZ_jJSe_S21NqxwfU/s400/assinablog+novo.jpg" width="400" /></div> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #141823; display: inline; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></span>http://betho-besteira.blogspot.com/2015/01/se-beber-nao-dirija.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Betho o "BESTA")0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9145295899745314210.post-2327186162444276294Thu, 22 Jan 2015 15:33:00 +00002015-01-22T07:33:42.397-08:00COM TECNOLOGIA DE "RAÇA" É MAIS CARO!!!<div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="640" src="https://scontent-a-gru.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10628078_798858966852914_7648592091398871051_n.jpg?oh=acd0f885afae9804a94b0de759884fe6&amp;oe=556A7484" width="488" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="62" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT5Dq9rly5E1rDOdRpz0C7NUlw3-zv6A8__rmmJMG_FHKiy_Gv6XaDuvnvXCRRIcxeAZiRB4GztFJyBrX1iyTYx7UZF4cFsSNT-4PeX0gR6m1yCMIZgYzQ-K6-JNrZ_jJSe_S21NqxwfU/s400/assinablog+novo.jpg" width="400" /></div> http://betho-besteira.blogspot.com/2015/01/com-tecnologia-de-raca-e-mais-caro.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Betho o "BESTA")0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9145295899745314210.post-3864617676383414834Thu, 22 Jan 2015 15:24:00 +00002015-01-22T07:24:22.153-08:00NÃO PERCA ESSA CHANCE!!!<div style="text-align: center;"> <img src="https://scontent-b-gru.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/988933_818135161591961_2738971389280771269_n.jpg?oh=33a442e002f9eddb0337b5426e680379&amp;oe=5521148A" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="62" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT5Dq9rly5E1rDOdRpz0C7NUlw3-zv6A8__rmmJMG_FHKiy_Gv6XaDuvnvXCRRIcxeAZiRB4GztFJyBrX1iyTYx7UZF4cFsSNT-4PeX0gR6m1yCMIZgYzQ-K6-JNrZ_jJSe_S21NqxwfU/s400/assinablog+novo.jpg" width="400" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> http://betho-besteira.blogspot.com/2015/01/nao-perca-essa-chance.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Betho o "BESTA")0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9145295899745314210.post-7562756347518141727Thu, 22 Jan 2015 15:22:00 +00002015-01-22T07:22:41.314-08:00CERVERÓ CHEGANDO NO PRESÍDIO...<div style="text-align: center;"> <img src="https://scontent-a-gru.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10934004_818862348185909_5050827282687810599_n.jpg?oh=05c96b5d26d7299657f06273018996b0&amp;oe=55656702" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="62" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT5Dq9rly5E1rDOdRpz0C7NUlw3-zv6A8__rmmJMG_FHKiy_Gv6XaDuvnvXCRRIcxeAZiRB4GztFJyBrX1iyTYx7UZF4cFsSNT-4PeX0gR6m1yCMIZgYzQ-K6-JNrZ_jJSe_S21NqxwfU/s400/assinablog+novo.jpg" width="400" /></div> http://betho-besteira.blogspot.com/2015/01/cervero-chegando-no-presidio.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Betho o "BESTA")0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9145295899745314210.post-9202738272947811611Thu, 22 Jan 2015 15:21:00 +00002015-01-22T07:21:02.476-08:00SALÁRIOS...<div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="400" src="https://scontent-a-gru.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10376750_818862758185868_6898030120629080987_n.jpg?oh=f185995a2c4ef9401c677ed99ac59779&amp;oe=5560978A" width="382" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="62" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT5Dq9rly5E1rDOdRpz0C7NUlw3-zv6A8__rmmJMG_FHKiy_Gv6XaDuvnvXCRRIcxeAZiRB4GztFJyBrX1iyTYx7UZF4cFsSNT-4PeX0gR6m1yCMIZgYzQ-K6-JNrZ_jJSe_S21NqxwfU/s400/assinablog+novo.jpg" width="400" /></div> http://betho-besteira.blogspot.com/2015/01/salarios.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Betho o "BESTA")0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9145295899745314210.post-6472756563106061Thu, 22 Jan 2015 15:19:00 +00002015-01-22T07:19:45.663-08:00POUCO SEXO ATRAPALHA A MEMÓRIA...<div style="text-align: center;"> <img src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10941260_818864031519074_937526123_n.jpg?oh=e9c4da518c17c95f2ef6935b239deba7&amp;oe=54C3206B&amp;__gda__=1422086644_ba0d794fb6986b0fed7aa93f6fb63a01" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Lí isso 5 anos atrás, num adesivo azul preso ao vidro traseiro de um Pálio prata, placa LKO1275, na esquina da BARÃO DE MARUIM COM LAGARTO. Era sábado, umas 13:57h! Estava chovendo, era feriado e na TV passava um jogo Amistoso do BRASIL contra o CHILE. Foi OxO.</span></span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="62" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT5Dq9rly5E1rDOdRpz0C7NUlw3-zv6A8__rmmJMG_FHKiy_Gv6XaDuvnvXCRRIcxeAZiRB4GztFJyBrX1iyTYx7UZF4cFsSNT-4PeX0gR6m1yCMIZgYzQ-K6-JNrZ_jJSe_S21NqxwfU/s400/assinablog+novo.jpg" width="400" /></div> http://betho-besteira.blogspot.com/2015/01/pouco-sexo-atrapalha-memoria.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Betho o "BESTA")0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9145295899745314210.post-1580426859841507353Thu, 22 Jan 2015 15:15:00 +00002015-01-22T07:15:42.056-08:00O VERÃO JÁ CHEGOU...<div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="400" src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10731168_821620331243444_4162255057866340249_n.jpg?oh=6a2e3fcecce7d9b5cb7719cc0340215e&amp;oe=552C8B7D&amp;__gda__=1429098181_f7c071ac440beb99c4453d15e458310f" width="391" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT5Dq9rly5E1rDOdRpz0C7NUlw3-zv6A8__rmmJMG_FHKiy_Gv6XaDuvnvXCRRIcxeAZiRB4GztFJyBrX1iyTYx7UZF4cFsSNT-4PeX0gR6m1yCMIZgYzQ-K6-JNrZ_jJSe_S21NqxwfU/s400/assinablog+novo.jpg" /></div> http://betho-besteira.blogspot.com/2015/01/o-verao-ja-chegou.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Betho o "BESTA")0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9145295899745314210.post-6479919988260079481Thu, 22 Jan 2015 15:14:00 +00002015-01-22T07:14:34.132-08:00ESSA TAL DE CONTA CONJUNTA É BOA MESMO??<div style="text-align: center;"> <img src="https://scontent-b-gru.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10942445_821620824576728_8764342852770769254_n.jpg?oh=a4f04534b19049a23639b2388e30caa4&amp;oe=556A78D2" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img height="62" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT5Dq9rly5E1rDOdRpz0C7NUlw3-zv6A8__rmmJMG_FHKiy_Gv6XaDuvnvXCRRIcxeAZiRB4GztFJyBrX1iyTYx7UZF4cFsSNT-4PeX0gR6m1yCMIZgYzQ-K6-JNrZ_jJSe_S21NqxwfU/s400/assinablog+novo.jpg" width="400" /></div> http://betho-besteira.blogspot.com/2015/01/essa-tal-de-conta-conjunta-e-boa-mesmo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Betho o "BESTA")0