Big-Hired Assassin http://big-hiredassassin.com A Spoken Word Orgy Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:27:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc en bhahttp://feedburner.google.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesSubscribe with PlusmoSubscribe with FeedLoungeSubscribe with The Free DictionarySubscribe with Bitty BrowserSubscribe with NewsAlloySubscribe with Live.comSubscribe with Excite MIXSubscribe with Yourminis.comSubscribe with Attensa for OutlookSubscribe with WebwagSubscribe with netomat HubSubscribe with Daily RotationSubscribe with Podcast ReadySubscribe with FlurrySubscribe with ParticlsSubscribe with fwickiChecking out Big-Hired Assassin regularly will help keep you brave! - Sean Penn, Actor/Director Tyler Meeks was assassinated! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bha/~3/T8SDWBsoWnY/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/11/10/tyler-meeks-was-assassinated/#comments Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:27:40 +0000 bha http://big-hiredassassin.com/?p=618 Taylor Caldwell just payed $1,000,000 to have Tyler Meeks assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Smells funny
‘Hit’ Method: Pistol Whipped

Last Words They Heard: “Take that sucka!”

Taylor Caldwell’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Tyler Meeks’s Personality Type: “Me Tarzan, you Jane.”

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]]> http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/11/10/tyler-meeks-was-assassinated/feed/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/11/10/tyler-meeks-was-assassinated/ Derick, the retard, Potts was assassinated! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bha/~3/--mlk007PqM/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/11/10/derick-the-retard-potts-was-assassinated/#comments Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:26:57 +0000 bha http://big-hiredassassin.com/?p=617 Fuck You Ya Bastard just payed $1,000,000 to have Derick, the retard, Potts assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Ugly feet
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

Fuck You Ya Bastard’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
Derick, the retard, Potts’s Personality Type: “Me Tarzan, you Jane.”

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Reason For Assassination: Talks too much
‘Hit’ Method: Drowned

Last Words They Heard: “You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”

Jason’s Personality Type: “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’”
Taylor Caldwell’s Personality Type: “E.T. phone home.”

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Reason For Assassination: Smells funny
‘Hit’ Method: Beat Down,Stomped On,Baseball bat,Run off the road,Drowned,Thrown off a cliff,Chinese Water Torture,Kicked,Punched,Slapped,Spit on,Shaved,Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “You smell that?”

iain’s Personality Type: “Elementary, my dear Watson!”
Richard paull’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”

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Reason For Assassination: Smells funny
‘Hit’ Method: Beat Down,Stomped On,Baseball bat,Run off the road,Drowned,Thrown off a cliff,Chinese Water Torture,Kicked,Punched,Slapped,Spit on,Shaved,Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “You smell that?”

iain’s Personality Type: “Elementary, my dear Watson!”
Richard paull’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”

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]]> http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/11/10/richard-paull-was-assassinated/feed/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/11/10/richard-paull-was-assassinated/ daniel was assassinated! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bha/~3/Rve8QwXvPd0/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/11/09/daniel-was-assassinated/#comments Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:30:42 +0000 bha http://big-hiredassassin.com/?p=613 rebecca just payed $1 to have daniel assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Makes me look bad
‘Hit’ Method: Chinese Water Torture

Last Words They Heard: “Told you to back off those donuts.”

rebecca’s Personality Type: “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’”
daniel’s Personality Type: “Elementary, my dear Watson!”

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]]> http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/11/09/daniel-was-assassinated/feed/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/11/09/daniel-was-assassinated/ zachary gray was assassinated! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bha/~3/l_GOgv5Ujnk/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/11/08/zachary-gray-was-assassinated/#comments Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:57:25 +0000 bha http://big-hiredassassin.com/?p=612 james just payed $500 to have zachary gray assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Chinese Water Torture

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

james’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”
zachary gray’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”

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Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t like me
‘Hit’ Method: Shot,Stabbed,Baseball bat,Run off the road,Drive by

Last Words They Heard: “You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”

Gallactic Thrills’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Luc Harries’s Personality Type: “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’”

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Reason For Assassination: Makes me look bad
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff

Last Words They Heard: “You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”

Gallactic Thrills’s Personality Type: “They’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.”
Mason Ringstad’s Personality Type: “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?”

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]]> http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/11/08/mason-ringstad-was-assassinated/feed/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/11/08/mason-ringstad-was-assassinated/ Kaci BOSS Robbins was assassinated! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bha/~3/Au3MLKvQO4Y/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/11/05/kaci-boss-robbins-was-assassinated/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:48:58 +0000 bha http://big-hiredassassin.com/?p=609 ISAtay just payed $500,000 to have Kaci BOSS Robbins assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Chinese Water Torture

Last Words They Heard: “Take that sucka!”

ISAtay’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”
Kaci BOSS Robbins’s Personality Type: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”

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