Reason For Assassination: Bad taste in music
‘Hit’ Method: Shaved

Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”

Henk verschenk’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
kontseksloving nick’s Personality Type: “All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats.”

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Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Beat Down

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

Kathleen’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
jennifer kim’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”

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Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Chinese Water Torture

Last Words They Heard: “Told you to back off those donuts.”

ross’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”
alfie shea’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”

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Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Chinese Water Torture

Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”

berrie banaan’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
jelle’s Personality Type: “Me Tarzan, you Jane.”

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Reason For Assassination: Talks too much
‘Hit’ Method: Shot,Stabbed,Beat Down,Stomped On,Pistol Whipped,Baseball bat,Run off the road,Nuked,Drowned,Thrown off a cliff,Chinese Water Torture,Drive by,Shook up,Kicked,Stood up,Punched,Hung up,Slapped,Spit on,Shaved,Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

…’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Bob’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

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Reason For Assassination: Smells funny
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

Haavard Homestad’s Personality Type: “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’”
Per Thomas Fjell’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”

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Reason For Assassination: Too friendly
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff

Last Words They Heard: “Take that sucka!”

Matthew’s Personality Type: “Me Tarzan, you Jane.”
Patrick jeffrey’s Personality Type: “Elementary, my dear Watson!”

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Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “Should’ve taken that vacation.”

mori’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
rob’s Personality Type: “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”

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Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

Mr X’s Personality Type: “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”
Rob Kuczynski’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”

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Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

Don Killer’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
Nick’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”

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