Big-Hired Assassin http://big-hiredassassin.com A Spoken Word Orgy Sun, 12 Jul 2009 08:44:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc en bhahttp://feedburner.google.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesSubscribe with PlusmoSubscribe with FeedLoungeSubscribe with The Free DictionarySubscribe with Bitty BrowserSubscribe with NewsAlloySubscribe with Live.comSubscribe with Excite MIXSubscribe with Yourminis.comSubscribe with Attensa for OutlookSubscribe with WebwagSubscribe with netomat HubSubscribe with Daily RotationSubscribe with Podcast ReadySubscribe with FlurrySubscribe with ParticlsSubscribe with fwickiChecking out Big-Hired Assassin regularly will help keep you brave! - Sean Penn, Actor/Director mims. marike, neels was assassinated! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bha/~3/LNcqxZ3zsYk/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/07/12/mims-marike-neels-was-assassinated/#comments Sun, 12 Jul 2009 08:44:52 +0000 bha http://big-hiredassassin.com/?p=460 jana just payed $0.25 to have mims. marike, neels assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t like me
‘Hit’ Method: Stabbed

Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”

jana’s Personality Type: “Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the Fairest one of all?”
mims. marike, neels’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”

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Reason For Assassination: Horrible driver
‘Hit’ Method: Kicked

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

Capeta =D’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
Roberto Carlos’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”

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]]> http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/07/11/roberto-carlos-was-assassinated/feed/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/07/11/roberto-carlos-was-assassinated/ chucknorris was assassinated! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bha/~3/xWrsiBSnn-Y/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/07/11/chucknorris-was-assassinated/#comments Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:10:40 +0000 bha http://big-hiredassassin.com/?p=458 Ronaldo just payed $1,000,000 to have chucknorris assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Too friendly
‘Hit’ Method: Slapped

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

Ronaldo’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
chucknorris’s Personality Type: “Elementary, my dear Watson!”

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]]> http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/07/11/chucknorris-was-assassinated/feed/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/07/11/chucknorris-was-assassinated/ Chuck Norris was assassinated! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bha/~3/DFcKmZTGXow/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/07/11/chuck-norris-was-assassinated/#comments Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:08:29 +0000 bha http://big-hiredassassin.com/?p=457 Ronaldo just payed $1,000,000 to have Chuck Norris assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Attends church too often
‘Hit’ Method: Slapped

Last Words They Heard: “Hah!”

Ronaldo’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
Chuck Norris’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

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]]> http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/07/11/chuck-norris-was-assassinated/feed/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/07/11/chuck-norris-was-assassinated/ Wonderdummy was assassinated! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bha/~3/mp08q_uYO70/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/07/11/wonderdummy-was-assassinated/#comments Sat, 11 Jul 2009 18:23:57 +0000 bha http://big-hiredassassin.com/?p=456 Chidori just payed $20 to have Wonderdummy assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Shaved

Last Words They Heard: “Just Dust In The Wind.”

Chidori’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”
Wonderdummy’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”

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Reason For Assassination: Too friendly
‘Hit’ Method: Shot,Stabbed,Beat Down,Stomped On,Pistol Whipped,Baseball bat,Run off the road,Nuked,Drowned,Thrown off a cliff,Chinese Water Torture,Drive by,Shook up,Kicked

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

timk’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
jamie’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

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Reason For Assassination: Too friendly
‘Hit’ Method: Stomped On,Pistol Whipped,Baseball bat,Run off the road,Nuked,Drowned,Thrown off a cliff,Chinese Water Torture,Drive by

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

tim’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
mic’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

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]]> http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/07/08/mic-was-assassinated/feed/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/07/08/mic-was-assassinated/ stevecarter@oasiswebmail.com was assassinated! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bha/~3/gOCbRCTkau0/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/07/08/stevecarteroasiswebmailcom-was-assassinated/#comments Wed, 08 Jul 2009 08:08:26 +0000 bha http://big-hiredassassin.com/?p=453 tim just payed $1,000,000 to have stevecarter@oasiswebmail.com assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Too friendly
‘Hit’ Method: Shot,Stabbed,Beat Down,Stomped On,Pistol Whipped,Baseball bat,Run off the road,Nuked,Drowned,Thrown off a cliff,Chinese Water Torture,Drive by,Shook up,Kicked,Stood up,Punched,Hung up,Slapped,Spit on,Shaved,Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

tim’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
stevecarter@oasiswebmail.com’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

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Reason For Assassination: Watches too much TV
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff,Chinese Water Torture,Drive by

Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”

ikillu’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
dick’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”

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]]> http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/07/08/dick-was-assassinated/feed/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/07/08/dick-was-assassinated/ jess holmes was assassinated! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bha/~3/0WtyK6b8FCU/ http://big-hiredassassin.com/2009/07/05/jess-holmes-was-assassinated/#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:09:17 +0000 bha http://big-hiredassassin.com/?p=451 sophi louise just payed $0.05 to have jess holmes assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Stabbed

Last Words They Heard: “You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”

sophi louise’s Personality Type: “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”
jess holmes’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

sophi louise’s Site (if available) - http://www.bebo.com/SophieF8637
jess holmes’s Site (if available) - http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3525591258

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