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		<title>Lindsay was assassinated!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lindsay just paid $500,000 to ASSASSINATE Lindsay Reason For Assassination: Doesn&#8217;t like me Last Words They Heard: Worth every penny! Method Used: Chinese Water Torture / Drowning Lindsay&#8217;s Personality Type: Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. Target&#8217;s Personality Type: Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. http://big-hiredassassin.com/assassin-nation/hire-an-assassin/ Related [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Lindsay just paid $500,000 to ASSASSINATE  Lindsay</b></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Hazzard Rik just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE  Henry James</b></p>
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<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Annoying</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>I see dead people</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!</p>
<p><b>jordan&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Fuh-get about it.</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh&#8230; &#8216;I&#8217;ll have what she&#8217;s having!&#8217;</p>
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<p><b>Method Used: </b>Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands</p>
<p><b>alex obrero&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Dont have one&#8230;</p>
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<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Bad taste in music</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Austin Woodworth just paid $500,000 to ASSASSINATE  Justin Woodworth</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Annoying</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>I see dead people</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands</p>
<p><b>Austin Woodworth&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> I love the smell of napalm in the morning.</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh&#8230; &#8216;I&#8217;ll have what she&#8217;s having!&#8217;</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Rhys Mclucas  just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE  Yasmin Eridge</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Too Angry</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Go ahead, make my day.</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Slapped, Punched, Spit On, and Strangled</p>
<p><b>Rhys Mclucas &#8216;s Personality Type:</b> Frankly my dear, I don&#8217;t give a damn!</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> You are not a man!</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Justin matsnev just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE  Bob</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Bad taste in music</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Told you to back off those donuts!</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands</p>
<p><b>Justin matsnev&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Never give up! Never surrender!</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Infamy, infamy! They&#8217;ve all got it in for me!</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Noel just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE  Sean</b></p>
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<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Worth every penny!</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Beat Down With a Baseball Bat</p>
<p><b>Noel&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> I love the smell of napalm in the morning.</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Mama&#8217;s Boy!</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Demetrius just paid $100,000 to ASSASSINATE  Demetrius</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Doesn&#8217;t know the meaning of respect</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Go ahead, make my day.</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands</p>
<p><b>Demetrius&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Bond, James Bond.</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Infamy, infamy! They&#8217;ve all got it in for me!</p>
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