Big Time Dates http://bigtimedates.com The only 30-second dating podcast guaranteed to get your date sucked. Wed, 22 Oct 2014 17:43:33 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.0.6 The only 30-second dating podcast guaranteed to make you laugh. If you are not in pain after 30 seconds we will issue a full refund.<br /> nathan@bigtimedates.com Nathan Lively, Mark Winslett yes Nathan Lively, Mark Winslett nathanlively@gmail.com nathanlively@gmail.com (Nathan Lively, Mark Winslett) The only 30-second dating podcast guaranteed to make you laugh. Big Time Dates http://bigtimedates.com/wp-content/uploads/powerpress/Big-Time-Dates-Logo-1400.png http://bigtimedates.com Smithville, TX Weekly If There Is One Thing We Love… http://bigtimedates.com/love/ http://bigtimedates.com/love/#respond Sat, 30 Mar 2013 06:31:33 +0000 http://bigtimedates.com/?p=1527 welovewatching

]]> http://bigtimedates.com/love/feed/ 0 Big Time Dates Goes Legit http://bigtimedates.com/big-time-dates-goes-legitimate/ http://bigtimedates.com/big-time-dates-goes-legitimate/#respond Thu, 14 Feb 2013 01:48:11 +0000 http://bigtimedates.com/?p=1519 Huge news guys. BigTimeDates.com is now a legitimate dating service. Mark and Nathan went on a 90-day amphetamine-fueled design binge. We are now proud to offer unrivaled matchmaking, so head on over to find your soul-mate and change your life forever!!

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]]> http://bigtimedates.com/big-time-dates-goes-legitimate/feed/ 0 How To Get Laid http://bigtimedates.com/how-to-get-laid/ http://bigtimedates.com/how-to-get-laid/#respond Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:00:53 +0000 http://bigtimedates.com/?p=1483 Men, if you want to get laid, you have to appear powerful. And what better way to achieve this than by solving her problems. And what better woman problems to solve than the ones you’ve created. In this episode of Big Time Dates Sara Luvhard tells us how to get laid by being a problem solver.

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]]> http://bigtimedates.com/how-to-get-laid/feed/ 0 Men, if you want to get laid, you have to appear powerful. And what better way to achieve this than by solving her problems. And what better woman problems to solve than the ones you’ve created. In this episode of Big Time Dates Sara Luvhard tells us h... Men, if you want to get laid, you have to appear powerful. And what better way to achieve this than by solving her problems. And what better woman problems to solve than the ones you’ve created. In this episode of Big Time Dates Sara Luvhard tells us how to get laid by being a problem […] Nathan Lively, Mark Winslett yes 2:00 How To Flirt http://bigtimedates.com/how-to-flirt/ http://bigtimedates.com/how-to-flirt/#respond Fri, 09 Nov 2012 23:00:14 +0000 http://bigtimedates.com/?p=1359 So you’ve made it to that second date. Don’t fuck it up! This is where you choose the friend zone or the bone zone. If you followed sexpert Sara Luvhard’s advise from First Date Tips then you were chivalrous. Now it’s time to learn how to flirt and turn up the heat.

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]]> http://bigtimedates.com/how-to-flirt/feed/ 0 So you’ve made it to that second date. Don’t fuck it up! This is where you choose the friend zone or the bone zone. If you followed sexpert Sara Luvhard’s advise from First Date Tips then you were chivalrous. So you’ve made it to that second date. Don’t fuck it up! This is where you choose the friend zone or the bone zone. If you followed sexpert Sara Luvhard’s advise from First Date Tips then you were chivalrous. Now it’s time to learn how to flirt and turn up the heat. Nathan Lively, Mark Winslett yes 1:47 Best Tips For First Dates http://bigtimedates.com/first-date-tips/ http://bigtimedates.com/first-date-tips/#respond Fri, 26 Oct 2012 23:00:10 +0000 http://bigtimedates.com/?p=1355 Wanna know how to turn that first date into a second date? Woah, pump your brakes. This isn’t a race to the top. There’s no finish line or some metaphorical climax. Listen to Sara Luvhard’s guaranteed proven method to score a second date.

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]]> http://bigtimedates.com/first-date-tips/feed/ 0 Wanna know how to turn that first date into a second date? Woah, pump your brakes. This isn’t a race to the top. There’s no finish line or some metaphorical climax. Listen to Sara Luvhard’s guaranteed proven method to score a second date. Wanna know how to turn that first date into a second date? Woah, pump your brakes. This isn’t a race to the top. There’s no finish line or some metaphorical climax. Listen to Sara Luvhard’s guaranteed proven method to score a second date. Nathan Lively, Mark Winslett yes 1:40 The Price Of Abstinence http://bigtimedates.com/price-abstinence/ http://bigtimedates.com/price-abstinence/#comments Fri, 12 Oct 2012 23:00:44 +0000 http://bigtimedates.com/?p=1282 Here at Big Time Dates we’ve quite a lot of things. Sometimes sacrifice is required for growth. We’ve quit condoms, popular appeal, and believing in science. But we’ve never thought about quitting sex. How much money would we have to give you to go without sex for a day? A week? A month? A YEAR!? We bring up this topic with our favorite young-go-hard, Sara Luvhard.

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]]> http://bigtimedates.com/price-abstinence/feed/ 2 Here at Big Time Dates we’ve quite a lot of things. Sometimes sacrifice is required for growth. We’ve quit condoms, popular appeal, and believing in science. But we’ve never thought about quitting sex. How much money would we have to give you to go wit... Here at Big Time Dates we’ve quite a lot of things. Sometimes sacrifice is required for growth. We’ve quit condoms, popular appeal, and believing in science. But we’ve never thought about quitting sex. How much money would we have to give you to go without sex for a day? A week? A month? A YEAR!? […] Nathan Lively, Mark Winslett yes 1:05 Big Time Survey http://bigtimedates.com/big-time-survey/ http://bigtimedates.com/big-time-survey/#respond Thu, 11 Oct 2012 17:11:09 +0000 http://bigtimedates.com/?p=1499 If you feel that Big Time Dates has made a difference and you’d like to help support our mission to sarcastically criticize commercial dating values in the interest of better relationships, please fill out the listener survey below. It takes less than 60 seconds to complete and we are big time grateful for the support.

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]]> http://bigtimedates.com/big-time-survey/feed/ 0 How To Pick Up Mennonites http://bigtimedates.com/how-to-pick-up-mennonites/ http://bigtimedates.com/how-to-pick-up-mennonites/#respond Fri, 05 Oct 2012 23:00:16 +0000 http://bigtimedates.com/?p=1326 big-time-dates-how-to-pick-up-mennonitesAre you still failing at dating? Yes? Are you willing to go out with everything that moves and has lips? Yes? Maybe that’s your problem. Stop casting your net so wide! Any marketing manager will tell you to research your client and focus your efforts.

You need to get into niche dating. It’s basically where you pursue hot minority groups. Just think, there are lots of hot Zoroastrian men and women out there being ignored! In this episode of Big Time Dates we picked up some sexy single Mennonites at a party. They were helpless against our technologies.

]]> http://bigtimedates.com/how-to-pick-up-mennonites/feed/ 0 Are you still failing at dating? Yes? Are you willing to go out with everything that moves and has lips? Yes? Maybe that’s your problem. Stop casting your net so wide! Any marketing manager will tell you to research your client and focus your efforts. Are you still failing at dating? Yes? Are you willing to go out with everything that moves and has lips? Yes? Maybe that’s your problem. Stop casting your net so wide! Any marketing manager will tell you to research your client and focus your efforts. You need to get into niche dating. It’s basically where […] Nathan Lively, Mark Winslett yes 1:04 Guide To Dick Pics http://bigtimedates.com/guide-dick-pics/ http://bigtimedates.com/guide-dick-pics/#respond Fri, 28 Sep 2012 20:00:04 +0000 http://bigtimedates.com/?p=1269 Sara Luvhard is back to murder your ignorance with her chainsaw of sharp, sexy knowledge. When is it appropriate to send a woman of legal age a multi-media message with a photo of your erect cock? Today’s topic covers the best practices of mobile images and dick pics. What is the best way to introduce such a milestone into your big time sexting relationship?bit-time-dates-dick-tree

]]> http://bigtimedates.com/guide-dick-pics/feed/ 0 Sara Luvhard is back to murder your ignorance with her chainsaw of sharp, sexy knowledge. When is it appropriate to send a woman of legal age a multi-media message with a photo of your erect cock? Today’s topic covers the best practices of mobile image... Sara Luvhard is back to murder your ignorance with her chainsaw of sharp, sexy knowledge. When is it appropriate to send a woman of legal age a multi-media message with a photo of your erect cock? Today’s topic covers the best practices of mobile images and dick pics. What is the best way to introduce […] Nathan Lively, Mark Winslett yes 1:37 Premium Platinum Services http://bigtimedates.com/premium-platinum-services/ http://bigtimedates.com/premium-platinum-services/#respond Fri, 21 Sep 2012 23:00:52 +0000 http://bigtimedates.com/?p=1317 Big Time Dates is rolling out a new series of platinum level services for our premium members. This is some high-level secret government confidential shit so we’ve hidden it on the internet behind a super strong firewall. Please don’t share it with anyone who you think might wield its awesome power to destroy the universe.

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]]> http://bigtimedates.com/premium-platinum-services/feed/ 0 Big Time Dates is rolling out a new series of platinum level services for our premium members. This is some high-level secret government confidential shit so we’ve hidden it on the internet behind a super strong firewall. Big Time Dates is rolling out a new series of platinum level services for our premium members. This is some high-level secret government confidential shit so we’ve hidden it on the internet behind a super strong firewall. Please don’t share it with anyone who you think might wield its awesome power to destroy the universe. […] Nathan Lively, Mark Winslett yes 1:30