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		<title>The Inspector Middle Finger</title>
		<link>https://birdsmack.pierrebastien.net/the-inspector-middle-finger/</link>
				<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JonSmack]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BirdSmacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facial Hair]]></category>

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				<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s elementary, you&#8217;re buggered.]]></description>
								<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-11" style="vertical-align: top;" title="the-inspector" src="http://birdsmack.pierrebastien.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/the-inspector-300x225.jpg" alt="The Inspector" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">It&#8217;s elementary, you&#8217;re buggered.</p>
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		<title>Sorcerer Middle Finger</title>
		<link>https://birdsmack.pierrebastien.net/sorcerer-middle-finger/</link>
				<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JonSmack]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BirdSmacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facial Hair]]></category>

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				<description><![CDATA[Abracafuckyou.]]></description>
								<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-15" title="The Sorcerer" src="http://birdsmack.pierrebastien.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/the-sorcerer-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>Abracafuckyou.</p>
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		<title>Masshole Middle Finger</title>
		<link>https://birdsmack.pierrebastien.net/masshole-middle-finger/</link>
				<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 04:10:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JonSmack]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BirdSmacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boston]]></category>

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				<description><![CDATA[Who&#8217;s the masshole now?]]></description>
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<p>Who&#8217;s the masshole now?</p>
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		<title>King Middle Finger</title>
		<link>https://birdsmack.pierrebastien.net/king-middle-finger/</link>
				<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 19:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PierreSmack]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BirdSmacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bling]]></category>

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				<description><![CDATA[Kneel before me!]]></description>
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<p>Kneel before me!</p>
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		<title>Sailboat Middle Finger</title>
		<link>https://birdsmack.pierrebastien.net/sailboat-middle-finger/</link>
				<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:54:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PierreSmack]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BirdSmacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nautical]]></category>

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				<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t touch my mast.]]></description>
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<p>Don&#8217;t touch my mast.</p>
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		<title>The Bandito Middle Finger</title>
		<link>https://birdsmack.pierrebastien.net/the-bandito-middle-finger/</link>
				<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:05:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JonSmack]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BirdSmacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Outlaw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spooky]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Western]]></category>

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				<description><![CDATA[I reckon you better bugger off, mister.]]></description>
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<p>I reckon you better bugger off, mister.</p>
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		<title>Tree Middle Finger</title>
		<link>https://birdsmack.pierrebastien.net/tree-middle-finger/</link>
				<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JonSmack]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BirdSmacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Environmental]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photosynthetic]]></category>

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				<description><![CDATA[If this tree falls in the forest&#8230;can you hear it?]]></description>
								<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-173" title="The Treehugger" src="http://birdsmack.pierrebastien.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/p1013321-225x300.jpg" alt="" width="225" height="300" /></p>
<p>If this tree falls in the forest&#8230;can you hear it?</p>
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		<title>Triple Threat Middle Finger</title>
		<link>https://birdsmack.pierrebastien.net/triple-threat-middle-finger/</link>
				<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:18:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JonSmack]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BirdSmacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Happy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Silly]]></category>

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				<description><![CDATA[Say &#8216;allo to my leetle friend.]]></description>
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<p>Say &#8216;allo to my leetle friend.</p>
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		<title>Tiger Cub Middle Finger</title>
		<link>https://birdsmack.pierrebastien.net/tiger-cub-middle-finger/</link>
				<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:20:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JonSmack]]></dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Feline]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nature]]></category>

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				<description><![CDATA[What a nasty little kitty!]]></description>
								<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-181" title="The Tigress" src="http://birdsmack.pierrebastien.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/p1013325-225x300.jpg" alt="" width="225" height="300" /></p>
<p>What a nasty little kitty!</p>
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		<title>Beware the blue-gold macaw</title>
		<link>https://birdsmack.pierrebastien.net/beware-the-blue-gold-maca/</link>
				<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JonSmack]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Birdsmack News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[RealitySmacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Avian]]></category>

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				<description><![CDATA[This is not a BirdSmack, it&#8217;s a picture of my middle finger after a macaw bit a chunk out of it. This is a special F U going out to that special macaw. I hope he chokes on my flesh.]]></description>
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<p>This is not a BirdSmack, it&#8217;s a picture of my middle finger after a macaw bit a chunk out of it. This is a special F U going out to that special macaw. I hope he chokes on my flesh.</p>
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