BirdSmack. http://www.birdsmack.com Middle Finger Solutions. Wed, 12 Oct 2011 01:59:31 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 birdsmackhttp://feedburner.google.com Clean Up Your Act http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/birdsmack/~3/6Nb1qpNKK-s/ http://www.birdsmack.com/clean-up-your-act/#comments Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:07:31 +0000 JonSmack http://www.birdsmack.com/?p=1092 Dear BP, Transocean, and Haliburton, Thanks for nothing. F U, Earth.

]]> http://www.birdsmack.com/clean-up-your-act/feed/ 0 http://www.birdsmack.com/clean-up-your-act/ New Product Launch: Seal De-Oiler! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/birdsmack/~3/uuxYdQMtejY/ http://www.birdsmack.com/new-product-launch-seal-de-oiler/#comments Thu, 15 Jul 2010 17:34:56 +0000 PierreSmack http://www.birdsmack.com/?p=1089 Today BirdSmack Industries is proud to announce the launch of our newest product, Seal De-Oiler™! Simply rub Seal De-Oiler on any oil-covered seal, and watch the oil just magically melt away!

This revolutionary compound enables cleanup workers to cleanse all the seals affected by the BP Oil spill. It’s just another way we’re putting middle finger technology to work for YOU, seals.

]]> http://www.birdsmack.com/new-product-launch-seal-de-oiler/feed/ 0 http://www.birdsmack.com/new-product-launch-seal-de-oiler/ BirdSmack Industries Reduces Water Usage http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/birdsmack/~3/0OJhSDaG3uE/ http://www.birdsmack.com/birdsmack-industries-reduces-water-usage/#comments Sun, 11 Jul 2010 22:07:40 +0000 PierreSmack http://www.birdsmack.com/?p=1084 Dear partners, stakeholders and customers of BirdSmack Industries, a division of BirdSmack Corporation:

It’s been a while since we updated you on the state of our business, but it’s just because we’ve been busy. Today we’re thrilled to announce that we’ve reduced water usage by 30% in our BirdSmack Smelting and Refining Division! It’s just one more way BirdSmack is working towards brighter, more efficient, streamlined, and planet-friendly middle finger solutions.

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Cheers!

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Happy Valentine’s Day!

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For when it’s ice cold.

]]> http://www.birdsmack.com/snowman-middle-finger/feed/ 0 http://www.birdsmack.com/snowman-middle-finger/ Turtle Middle Finger http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/birdsmack/~3/te6FO-uD6-Y/ http://www.birdsmack.com/turtle-middle-finger/#comments Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:38:03 +0000 PierreSmack http://www.birdsmack.com/?p=967 Turtle

Some occasions for use:
1. A turtle bites you.
2. Slow people are in front of you.
3. Someone messes with your shell.

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To bike thieves everywhere.

]]> http://www.birdsmack.com/bike-middle-finger/feed/ 0 http://www.birdsmack.com/bike-middle-finger/ Lightning Middle Finger http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/birdsmack/~3/ll4lpJ1NU70/ http://www.birdsmack.com/lightning-middle-finger/#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:00:04 +0000 PierreSmack http://www.birdsmack.com/?p=951 Unlucky Guy

Use this BirdSmack in times of grave misfortune.

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