After escaping the clutches of Gay Time, Mark & Dusty are (finally!) back with Episode 3 of Bitchcast. And since we’ve been away for so long, we’ve brought you a jam-packed edition.

This episode has everything: Dusty taking NYC, Mark throwing a shitshow party, Ariana licking pastries, the homosexualization of the ESPY awards, plus the returns of “Shade or Shine: R8 Edition” and “Freeze Bitch! You Got No Chill.”

Top it all off with our dumbassery of the week, a deliciously fierce baddest bitch of the week and the most RIDICULOUS Mariah Carey interview you’ve ever witnessed, and safe to say, Episode 3 will be well worth your wait!

With our classy new logo that looks like a poster for an off off off Broadway play on full fleek, enjoy Episode 3 of Bitchcast!

Episode 3: “The Peasant Pit”

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We’re coming at you with a special edition of Bitchcast in honor of the landmark SCOTUS decision granting marriage equality. To celebrate, we shine the corporations who got their pride on, shade the bigots who are still desperately behind the times and crown our baddest bitches and dumbasseries of pride. And you do not want to miss Mark & Dusty going head to head in our annual PSO: Pride Slut-Off!

Let’s clear the pink elephant in the room. Today, SCOTUS ruled in favor of marriage equality for all – a win for the LGBT community and allies alike. When recording episode 2 of Bitchcast, we did not live in that rainbow colored world yet, so don’t think we’re not up on the latest, gayest news, ya dig?

Now that that’s squared, or I guess, triangled away, let’s get down to business: we tried like mad to get a sponsor this episode. But don’t worry – in between us shamelessly whoring ourselves out to get one, any sponsor, really, we dish on Britney, Taylor, Janet, cuckoo Rachel Dolezal and so much more.

Meditations on Being a Free Bitch is back with an all Dusty focused segment, plus we introduce our latest segment – “Freeze Bitch! Ya Got No Chill”

All that, plus a geographical Baddest Bitch of the Week and a Kiwi crowns Dumbassery of the Week.

Episode 2 – “In Which We Shamelessly Try to Get a Sponsor”

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We know you all have been shivering with antici…pation for our first broadcast, and the tea is finally here! Without further adieu, please enjoy the pilot episode of Bitchcast: A Hot Cup of Earl Gay.

Episode 1 – “It’s Basically the Gay Pap Smear”

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A little taste to whet your appetites. The ratchetness is in full effect.

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Grab your sunglasses and get ready for some shade. Bitchcast: A Hot Cup of Earl Gay is your latest pop culture digest obsession. We’ll cover it all, and we won’t be pulling any punches (maybe a bitchslap or two).

From the biggest pop culture news to special segments like “Shade or Shine” and “Not So Straight After All,” Bitchcast will cover it all in a bi-weekly podcast that will leave you laughing, gasping and crying…from laughing. Please join us for a cup of tea with a healthy squeeze of bitch.

Penetrating your eardrums soon!