Bizarre Sex http://bizarresex.com home to the shocking, extreme, and just plain weird Wed, 24 Feb 2010 00:05:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 bizarresex/LKOrhttp://feedburner.google.com The numbers behind porn http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bizarresex/LKOr/~3/sC3AqIjtxuU/ http://bizarresex.com/the-numbers-behind-porn/#comments Wed, 24 Feb 2010 00:04:45 +0000 abraxas http://bizarresex.com/?p=257 Related Posts
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]]> Humanity has always been fascinated by it. Indeed, cave men made porn. And today? Just check out these (occasionally bizarre!) numbers.

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]]> It’d be pretty easy not to realise that eBay has an “Adults Only” section. It’s hidden away in the “Everything Else” category, and requires you to be 18 years or over, and that you provide a credit card for age identification. Is it a hassle? Yes. Is it worth it? Well, take at look at the pictures below of what you can find there and make up your own minds. (Click through for the full-size images.)

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]]> http://bizarresex.com/weird-and-sexy-articles-for-sale-on-ebay/feed/ 0 http://bizarresex.com/weird-and-sexy-articles-for-sale-on-ebay/ Porn you will wish you never saw: Crackwhore confesses to incest http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bizarresex/LKOr/~3/LfZ5jiTf-OA/ http://bizarresex.com/porn-you-will-wish-you-never-saw-crackwhore-confesses-to-incest/#comments Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:55:16 +0000 abraxas http://bizarresex.com/?p=239 Related Posts
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]]> Every time her son’s cock gets brought up, her eyes widen. It’s creepy. Almost as creepy as the gigantic tumor hanging from her belly. Seriously, what the fuck is that?

Click the link to download the insanity.

Best. Parent. EVAR. (29.4MB)

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]]> Continuing our Japanese theme, here are some unusual sexual positions for the more limber of you to experiment with. (A chair may be required.)



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]]> Keeping it weird and wonderful. Japan’s top 13 sex fetishes counted down by Nicolle the Hot Facts Model.


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William Shaw has been refused entry ad infinitum from a park in Airdrie (Scotland) after he downed his trousers and started thrusting away at a knothole in a nearby tree. This isn’t even the first objectaphilia weirdness to go down in Scotland recently. Last year Steven Marshall confessed to having sex with pavement in Galashiels, Selkirkshire, shortly after Robert Stewart, 53, was busted by two cleaners getting extremely saucy with a bicycle in his hostel room in Ayr.

Something in the water?

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Doctor Class, Kurt James Milner of Brisbane, Australia got busted for cartoon parody porn. After an “anonymous tip off” (read: embittered ex-girlfriend?) his home computer was taken and 64 images containing such shocking, horrific scenes as Simpsons and Powerpuff characters having sex were retrieved, landing our boy with a one-year suspended sentence and registration on the sex offender list.

Of course it took a forensic police team a full YEAR to retrieve the images from his busted hard drive, so you know, yay for Australia that they have the kind of money to spend on prosecuting hardcore dangerous predators like this.

I guess kind of torn here between “c’mon–possible jail time for porn cartoons?” and “DEAR JESUS JUST LOOK AT THE GUY”.

Your thoughts are, as ever, encouraged.

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Choice quote: “When I masturbate I feel awful. It’s just like I’ve committed a crime or something!”

(Protip: if you feel like you’ve committed a crime URDOINITRONG.)



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