Black Box

Radio1000BC presents Black Boxsss #36. The Milquetoast.

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Sat, 26 Mar 2016 05:27:00 -0700

BB36. The Milquetoast by Simon Saint-Simon for Radio1000bc

Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon

Sounds:

The honest truth this time? You want gleam in the gloam? My child I am old and no less difficult than I was as a youth. If you must know I was cleaning up the old lighthouse at Milson’s point, bequeathed to me by the Macquarie family before the second world war (if you didnt know). I found myself one evening in the bulb of said house. There is a rudimentary office in an ingress to the side of the spinning torch, which gives the helmet of the building it's peculiar shape. That night i was picking through the old letters, records and tapes i had stored up there and I was overcome (as much as an autistic little serpent may be) by a crushing sense of both nostalgia and the undone. The achingly beautiful emptiness of this malaise led me to abort the glans of the tower and pace the circular track of the room, in desperate absolution, and then, at its height, it pinned me to the leaded pericarp of the inverted globe itself. The light swung by again and again like the eye of a mentally disabled cyclops trying to peer into my heart or butthole (dependent on the gain of my weep), yet lacking the concentration to get beyond my own carapace. So stuck, surface layer to surface layer, like warm child skin on the burning hot leatherette of mother's old DAF, I stayed, staring out beyond the harbour and the headland into the bright gloom of the warm, depthless Pacific...

1 Gigi Masin - The Word Love
2 Fennesz - Glass Ceiling
3 Population One - Musical promises
4 Clark - Strength Through Fragility
5 Black Light Smoke - Firefly
6 Arca - Zen
7 Caribou - Mars (Head High’s Core Remix)
8 Paul Johnson - Give Me Ecstasy
9 Steve Poindexter - Computer Madness
10 Hieroglyphic Being - How Wet Is Yr Box
11 Vereker - Flesh and Blood
12 Aleister Crowley - The Poet
13 KMFH - Dr. Crunch
14 Tirzah - I’m Not Dancing
14 Luke Abbott - White Box
15 Lee Gamble - Jove Layup
16 Falty DL - Dos Gardenias
17 Etienne Jaunet - Metallik Cages (Acid Arab Remix)
18 Mykki Blanco - For the Homies
19 The Stooges - TV Eye
20 Ornette Coleman - Science Fiction
21 Ornette Coleman - Times Square
22 The Ecstasy Of Saint Theresa - Surfing On Steam (Band du Lunar mix by Bandulu)
23 Sanctified - Rick Ross, Kanye West and Big Sean (Brenmar remix)
24 Michel Cleis & Klement Bonelli Feat. Martin Wilson - Marvinello
25 KMFH - Crushed
26 GQ - Lies (Theo Parrish edit)
27 Call Super - Sulu Sekou
28 Waze & Odyssey - Bump ’n’ Grind (Special Request Remix)
29 The Kop Choir - Enough is Enough

Radio1000BC presents Black Boxsss #35. Deathchance (innamillion)

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Sat, 30 May 2015 16:50:00 -0700

BB35. Deathchance(innamillion) by Simon Saint-Simon for Radio1000bc

Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon

Sounds:

Fatima Al Qadiri - Hydra
Flowdan - Ambush
Tink – Kardashian
Gucci Mane (feat. Chief keef) – Top in the Trash
Travis Porter – Do A Trick (Suicideyear remix)
Seahawks – Visions of Green
Mathematiques Modernes – Disco Rough (Long Version)
Chicago Underground Duo – January 15th
Zut Zut feat. Lao – Momentos de xtc (cypher remix)
Danny Weed – Creeper (murlo refix)
Anthony B – Party Hard
Land of Giants – Cannibal Dolls
Spooky – Baby (Mista Men Remix)
A$AP Ferg feat. Shabba Ranks, Busta Rhymes and Migos - Shabba (rmx) (dirty)
End of Data – Dans Votre Monde
Bookworms – African Rhythms
Fennesz – Grey Scale
Eddie C – O Ye
Omar-S – Leave
Minoru Muraoka - The Positive and the Negative
Trackman Lafonte & Bonquiqui – Pacific House
Marcos Cabral – Dancing on Manhattan
Cute Heels – Watch The Neon
Todd Terje – Swing Star (Part 2)
Africaine 808 – Lagos, New York
Moodymann – Got 2 Make It

Radio1000BC presents Black Box 23. Wet Jam

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Fri, 4 Apr 2014 16:11:00 -0700

BB23. Wet Jam by Simon Saint-Simon for Radio1000bc

Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon

Sounds:

William Onyeabor / Everyday
DJ Stingray / Assassin
Four Tet / KoolFM (Container Remix)
Anthony Naples / Moscato B
Sky Ferreira / Boys
Ron Morelli / Radar Version
Floating Points / Vacuum Boogie
Hot City x Lol Boys / Hot Boys
Ritzi Lee / Detect Signal
David Bowie / Love is Lost (Hello Steve Reich Mix by James Murphy for the DFA)
Vakula / For Juju and Jordash
Torn Hawk / Born To Win (Life After Ghostbusters)

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 15:07:00 -0800

Blackboxsss are getting lost...but...hark...the sound of 1000BC... Love SSS

Black Box 22. The Gelding Of the Lily.

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 14:05:00 -0700

BB22. The Gelding of the Lily by Simon Saint-Simon

Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon

Peni-ultimato. The beginning of the end. Second to last of the interstellar mohawks. Enjoy before the impending instruction to leave earth, surfing the solar slagheap on an endless cosmic vacation...aww \/\/hatever! just bang up & slay the shits.

Sounds:

01 Bandulu - Revelation
02 Peter Dundov - Distant Shores
03 The KLF - Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard
04 D'Eon - Prochaine Station
05 Glass Candy - Warm in the Winter
06 Lou Reed - Real Good Time Together
07 Machinedrum - Come 1
08 Tiger & Woods - Gin Nation

Black Box 21 :: Numéro Deux (part deux!)

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Thu, 5 Apr 2012 14:58:00 -0700

BB21 :: Numero Deux (Part Deux!) by Simon Saint-Simon

Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon

The abyss is alive with perversity and inflammation!

Sounds:

Fasti II
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01 You Lost Your Neon Haze - Altar Eagle
02 Sunday - Echo Lake
03 I Was A Prisoner In Your Skull - Swans
04 Oneohtrix Point Never - Replica
05 Thrusty Bob's Hardcore Lounge - Miranda Sex Garden
06 Discipline - Throbbing Gristle
07 Surface - Pure X
08 Purple Splashz - Actress
09 Dr. Seuss - James Ferraro
10 Conjoined - Demdike Stare
11 Boggy Creek - Bourbonese Qualk
12 Congo - Peter Gordon and the LOLO
13 A Walk - Belong
14 See Birds - Balam Acab
15 In Violet (Salem Remix) - Health

Black Box 20 :: Numéro Deux

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 12:00:00 -0800

Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon
'Posse' by Brothers Bear Arms and their groopies.

Simon Saint-Simon and pals are accompanied by the self-styled executioners of 'guilt-edge' pre-hardcore Brothers Bear Arms for a rambunctious re-live of TwentyLeven. Hold on to your twats! It's going to be a zany, zip open funride to Gagtown!

Sounds:

Fasti I
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01 Yonkers - Tyler The Creator
02 Where Did The Night Go - Gil Scott Heron
03 Infinity - Jesu
04 Omens And Portents: The Driver - Earth
05 Infinity - Jesu
06 Hoylake Mist - Forest Swords
07 Dancing Gods - Silver Apples
08 In Khartoum - Men's Recovery Project
09 Good Morning Story - Holgar Czukay
10 Showstopper - Gonjasufi
11 Showstopper - Magic Latern
12 You Lost Your Neon Haze - Altar Eagle

Weak-ender.11.09.2011

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 14:27:00 -0700

Public Enemy - Live at The Ritz, Manchester
Still got the flavour. Still the kings.
Iceage - New Brigade LP
It only takes 25 minutes girl, if you're punk enuff, if yer punk! These kids just want everything now. You have to applaud their desire when their hit list seems to include the back catalog of Uniton and G.B.H. The Danes are alright for fighting. Oh yeah even if I missed the manc gig by these Warsaw loving youths. They'll be back.

Buy it at Piccadilly.
Watch a daft viddy fer a bit doe.
Baxter Dury - Happy Soup
Dunno if it 'its the 'eights of Cocaine Man but is in the same vein i.e twee, deadpan, kitchen sink romance delivered with a derivative (if more downbeat) kinks-y cockernee eccentricity. Fack orf 'how's yr father?' this is pretty good on it's own, despite the same accent. Catchy as fuck, like a more 'old boozer', less Shoreditch Metronomy. Get. Innit tho.
Tiger & Woods - Gin Nation - Through The Green Lp - Running back

You know when you REALLY love Tensnake and hoped there were other disco and house heads making music like Tensnake but maybe a bit different and a bit more classic filter-y and sexy repetitive...
...I mean if a girl tells you how much she likes your cock repeatedly then that's in no way boring is it?
Mike Simonetti - Song For Luca - Capricorn Rising Lp - Italians Do It Better.

My man. Nobody does it better, cappice?
Wild Nothing - Live At Deaf Institute, MCR.

Full band rounded out the sound beautifully including the heckle 'Everybody's is getting wet'. Never mezzanine snog is the lesson.
Mass - Cross Purposes - Labour Of Love LP - 4AD

LP about to be re-released and about fucking time. More brit old school new wave doom pls. Black laughs.
Mission Of Burma - Wounded World - onOFFon LP

I love these old cunts so much it makes me want to vom.
Keith Hudson - Flesh of My Skin, Blood Of My Blood

John Peel serialised a Keith Hudson LP when I was a smaller cunt and he has never disappointed me. Shove Bob Marley up your ass pipe, pop reg twats.

Black Box 19 :: Efil4Onket

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Sun, 7 Aug 2011 15:02:00 -0700

BB19 :: Efil4Onket by Simon Saint-Simon

Efil4Onket

Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon

C Ya Simon Pukey

It is with deep regret and sadness that we must confirm to the listenership the departure from The Ark of Simon Clifford Pukey. Not only was he the chief engineer of Black Box and an expert in his field but he was also a dear friend.

Not citing ill health as a reason he referred to a desire to pursue more pure and consistent political and philosophical aims with his group Brothers Bear Arms. With this in mind Simon has issued the following statement (referenced in part below) on his Facebook account

'I hereby recognise myself as a sovereign state and here forth remove myself from the digital media light district, severing all ties forthwith. Like all organic creatures I find repose in shadows. I find myself an auratic, autonomous and uncommodifiable individual and refuse any longer to support exploitative frameworks in exchange for vicarious identity & second hand love. Safe voyage my brothers and sisters. The night is long but i will be at your shoulder always. Dont forget.'

This is my musical farewell (i only know how to party not how to grieve) at a loss of a dear brother as relevant as Ersnt, Mayakovsky, Bakunin, Cendrars, Kerouac, Levan, Alkan, Fellini, Prince and every other anarcho-disco legend not mentioned.

Sounds:
01 Loose Joints - Is It All Over My Face
02 Bobby Konders - Nervous Acid
03 DJ Hell ft. Bryan Ferry - You Can Dance (Carl Craig Remix v.2)
04 Errorsmith and Fiedel - Nous Sommes (MMM Original Mix)
05 Mattias Aguayo - Walter Neff
06 Sandwell District - Silent Servant (Regis edit)
07 Casioware, Chip E and the OGs - I Wanna See You Freak (Like Dis)
08 Allez Allez - Allez Allez (Lindstromm and Prins Thomas Mix)
09 Fresh - Dum Dum Part 2
10 CLS - Can you Feel It
11 Anthony 'Shake' Shakir - The Floor Filler
12 Tensnake - Keep Believin'
13 Hercules and Love Affair - My House
14 Motor City Drum Ensemble - Shine On (Warehouse Dub)
15 Anthony 'Shake' Shakir - Plugged In
16 Rick Wilhite - Drum Pattern and Memory (MM mix)

A few of my favourite things from the past week...

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 15:14:00 -0700

1. John Maus - We Must Become the Pitiless Censors
of Ourselves
2. Diegors on Beats In Space
3. Pure X - Surface (from Pleasure LP) (Joy Division, Tindersticks, Moose, Smiths, Fra Lipoo Lippi)
4. Motor City Drum Ensemble - DJ Kicks
5. James Pants - James Pants LP

Black Box 18 :: Annual Report 2010 (Part Un)

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 09:44:00 -0800

Annual Report 2010 Part Un

Illustrated by Milla Galea

Composed by Simon Saint-Simon

On a wintry and treacherous December 17 2010 Simon Saint-Simon was joined by Harrison Prickles in the overtly comfortable, air-conditioned halls of the Heyward Gallery, South Bank, London. Here in front of a partially live audience they met to discuss the years highlights thus far. However neither expected the dead air that ensued to result in their incarceration. A breif relaxation of the ancient sphinctal libel laws means that a show that was quickly banned can now have the first putrescent corpse of its visi-gogging aired here today now. FREE THE RACECASTE 2!!

Sounds:
(Intro) Daphne Oram - Power Tools

Forest Swords - Rattling Cage
Gil Scott Heron - I came from a broken home
Oneohetrix Point Never - Betrayed in the Octagon
Organ Freeman - Laura Jones
The Good, The Bad and The Queen - Herculean
Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band - Electricity

(Beds) Stan Getz - I remember When

Black Box 17 :: Swallows' Pit

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 15:03:00 -0800

Swallows' Pit

Illustrated by Milla Galea

Composed by Simon Saint-Simon

3/3 recorded live at Westminster Road Necropolis. Twilight has fallen upon the terminal dawn and no day to speak of lies crooked between atrium panes. Feathers have been spilled upon lost marble flooring but before these petrifications, a lively August swaying brought to fruit the globular and monal last spits of Simonhain which was accompanied, as is the tradition, by the bearing aloft of chairs, arms and other instruments of love.

This year the females and males played in honour of Dickie Hyde who came northwards to suprise himself square within the pyramid, laid-bare as he was with gauntlets and down-laden with dumb number.

Sounds:
01 Fuck Buttons - Surf Solar
02 Coil - The Snow
03 Sorcerer - Surfing At Midnight (Prins Thomas Miks)
04 LCD Soundsystem - Bye Bye Bayou
05 Moodymann - It's 2 Late 4 U and Me
06 Nosaj Thing - Heart Entire
07 John Robie - Vena Cava
08 Pacific and Loverman - From Outer Space (Moxie edits John Cooper Clarke)
09 Omar feat. Stevie Wonder - I'm Feeling You (Henrik Schwarz Remix)
10 Rocha - Hands of Love
11 Phenomenal Handclap Band - You'll Disappear (Horse Meat Disco Remix)
12 Phoreski - Slow Me Down
13 Professor Genius - Night Games
14 Subway - DBO
15 Holy Fuck - SHT MTN
16 Wire - Three Girl Rumba

'Now summer's tumult through sweet clover has been clasped to the hold I ask you, sizzled brethren, to drop your rates, break water, cease your faring and bubble up sotto voce to just touch Saturn's ring of hearts'.

xxx
sss

Black Box 16 :: L'Eternel

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Sun, 7 Nov 2010 14:10:00 -0800

Illustrated by Milla Galea

Composed by Simon Saint-Simon

2/3 recorded LIVE at the Frog and Nightmare, as part of Chester's 'Simonhain' festivities celebrating the end of summer, the dead and the return home of a heavily corrupt and compromised political careerist who cares not a jot about the Wales he isn't from.

Local bumfunsters 'What Do You Do?' egg-on Simon to loosen the swelling gourd of his glans into the divinely unbalanced ampola of bass bin and tweeter and then leer in character at the salivating throng as they lasciviously ululate at the trough. In a heavy trance this is the midpoint of the rite.

Sounds:
01 Justin Vandervolgen - Better Middlands
02 Village People - Fire Island (Horse Meat Disco edit)
03 Everything Everything - Suffragette Suffragette
04 Eyeko Syko - Loverde (Horse Meat Disco 'Eyeko Dyko' edit)
05 Mindless Boogie - Hot Boogie
06 Wu-Tang Clan - Rush
07 Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Pt.II
08 Whitesnake - Still of the Night
09 Todd Rundgren - International Feel
10 Massive Attack - Paradise Circus (Gui Boratto remix)
11 The Crystal Ark - The City Never Sleeps
12 Charlotte Gainsbourg - The Operation (Superpitcher Remix)
13 Ron Hardy - Sensation
14 Ministry - I Wanted To Tell her (Naum Gaubo edit)
15 Moxie - Use Me John
16 C2C4 (Carl Craig) - Specimen 2 (Talking Heads) (Moxie)
17 Radiohead - Reckoner (Nosaj Thing remix)
18 Fuck Buttons - Surf Solar

'...And as the universe was spat out circular, with no legs or feet, so it was St.Simon who tore asunder the annular muscle, passed through the mirror and man-made the mortals dance, in the image of the Olympian gods'.

xxx
sss

Black Box 15 :: No-Place

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Sun, 17 Oct 2010 15:12:00 -0700

Image by Milla Galea

Presented by Simon Saint-Simon

There's no place like home, only the wild productions of caves and islands. I hope this helps you sleep in shadows, bathed eyeless in the fire.

Recorded live at the Frog and Nightmare (defunct), Chester. Part 1 of 3.

Sounds:
01 Space Art - Folkstone Hovercraft
02 Daniel Wang - Like Some Dream
03 Bottin - Sage Oil
04 Heaven 17 - Penthouse To Pavement
05 Blackway - A New Life
06 Bottin - Hot Lizard
07 DJ Kaos - Way Out Pleasure
08 DJ Mujave - Township Funk (Crazy P Remix)
09 Dr. Dunks - Hold me
10 Justin Vandervolgen - Better Middlands

xxx
sss

Black Box 14 :: La Concha Mi Madre

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Mon, 31 May 2010 13:05:00 -0700

La Concha Mi Madre

Image by Milla Galea

Presented by Simon Saint-Simon

Simon Saint-Simon returns to the sanatorium and spa at Bell's End for some r & r after his ordeal at the hands of brown pirates in foreign climbs and stranger waters

She sells sea shells...

Sounds:
01 Man O'War - The Crown and The Ring (Lament of the Kings)
02 Kavinsky - The Crash
03 Joy Division - Interzone
04 Bizarre Inc. - Such a Feeling
05 Skullflower - I Live in the Bottomless Pit
06 Del Tha Funky Homosapien - Mr. Dobalina
07 The Fall - Printhead
08 Tony Allen - Kilode (Carl Craig Remix)
09 Culoe de Song - The Fallen Siren
10 Bernard Badie - Time Reveals
11 Matias Aguayo - Walter Neff
12 Rocking Horse - Love Do Me Right (rub`n`tug`s rocking arse re-edit)
13 DAF - Der Mussolini

Sleep tight my loves.
xxx
sss

Black Box 13 :: Death Trip Logic

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Fri, 2 Apr 2010 17:30:00 -0700

Death Trip Logic
(Dance of the Tutuguri)

Image by Milla Galea

Presented by Simon Saint-Simon

Excerpts from 'To have done with the judgement of God', a play by Antonin Artaud.

A little death music...

Sounds:
01 Harmonia and Eno 76 - Welcome
02 Kristen Hersh - Your Ghost
03 Iron & Wine - Carousel
04 Onoehetrix Point Never - Nobody here (echo jam)
05 Chris Rea - Rain (Peter Visti edit)
06 Fleetwood mac - Keep on Going (Cosmo Vitelli edit)
07 Tame Impala - H.F.G.W. (Canyons drunken rage)
08 Invisible Conga People - Cable Dazed
09 Demdike Stare - Jannisary
10 Ghost Note - Holy Jungle
11 Patti Smith - Ghost Dance (Pocketknife's Arms Out Remix)
12 Exuma - Thirteenth Sunday
13 Faust - The Sad Skinhead
14 Lindstrom and Prins Thomas - I Love You + 100

Love you. Sleep tight.
xxx
sss

Black Box 12 :: Beakhaus

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Sat, 5 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0800

Beakhaus

Image by Milla Galea

Words by Simon Saint-Simon

What gays on tower stays on tower, reet?

Sounds:
01 Twisted Wires - One Night at the Raw Deal
02 DJ Jus-Ed - Warm
03 James Yuilli - This Sweet Love (Prins Thomas Sneaky Edit)
04 Fuck Buttons - Sweet Love for Planet Earth (Andrew Weatherall Remix)
05 !!! - Is This Thing On? (Thomas N' Eric's Rub n'Tug Throwdown)
06 Tele Music - Robot Music (Unabombers remix)
07 Arpadys - Monkey Star
08 The Hacker - Mumu
09 Dusty Springfield - Dusty Blue ('Baby Blue' Funkyboy Mark's Disco Tempo Edit) (Horse Meat Disco)
10 Bradd Shitt - Casbah Breakdown
11 John Carpenter - The End (Disco Version)
12 Disco Adjustments by Swallow (Black Cock) - On The Nest

xxx
sss

Black Box 11 :: Pirates on the White Channel

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Fri, 4 Sep 2009 16:46:00 -0700

Pirates on the White Channel

Image by Milla Galea

Words:
The finest butt-buckling swashcockler in Her Majesty's Admirality

Sounds:
01 Chris watson - No Man's land
02 High Places - Head Spins (Extended version)
03 Dirty Projectors - I Sit on the Ridge At Dusk
04 Autumn - CytoGenetic Movement
05 Heartbreak - We're Back (Vitalic Mix)
06 Depeche Mode - Wrong
07 Jack Kerouac - Dharma Bums (excerpt - read by Allen Ginsberg)
08 Tom Tom Club - On The Line (Brennan Green edit)
09 Azari and III - Hungry for the Power
10 Nina Simone - Sinnerman (Luciano edit)
11 Desmond and The Tutus - Kiss You On the Cheek (King of the Town Remix)
12 The Clash - Train In Vain
13 Phil Collins - I'm Not Moving (Idjut Boys edit)
14 Slingshot - You Shook Me All Night Long (Extended)

xxx
sss

Black Box 10 :: Foxholes

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 13:07:00 -0700

Foxholes
(Bustin Makes Me Feel Good)

Image by Milla Galea

Words:
Author reads excerpts from Simon Saint-Simon's 'Cadavers'

Sounds:
01 Fra Lippo Lippi - Say Something
02 Glass Candy - Poison or Remedy?
03 The Alan Parsons Project - Mammagamma
04 Alessi - Saving the Day (track from Ghostbusters OST - The Revenge edit)
05 Fleetwood Mac - Never Going Back Again (Tom Croose Edit)
06 Phresh and Low - Zapped (Dicky Trisko Cosmic Edit)
07 DJ Hell - The Angst
08 Depeche Mode - The Sinner In Me (Ricardo Villalobos Conclave Remix)
09 C. Denner - Not The Indian (Moxie)
10 Masonna - Noskl In Ana (Live at Gilman Street)
11 Empire of The Sun - Walking On A Dream
12 Ray Parker Jr. - The Other Woman
13 Culoe De Song - The African Subway
14 In Flagranti - I'm Sorry, I'm Terribly Sensitive
15 Class Action - Weekend (Larry Levan Mix)

xxx
sss

Black Box 05a

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:17:00 -0800

The Armoured Train

Words:
Armoured Train presents Simon Saint-Simon's 'Leap of Faith'

Music:
Leap of Faith - Brut Fruit Medley
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01 Diary of a Madman - John Baker
02 Liars - We Fenced Other Houses With The Bones Of Our Own
03 Les Georges Leningrad - Eli Eli Lamma Sabbacthani
04 23 Skidoo - IY
05 Late of the Pier - The Bears Are Coming
06 Lou Reed - Oh Jim (Pwah's 'TECHNOBEARS ARE COMING' edit)
07 Born Against - Half Mast
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08 Tame Impala - Half Full Glass Of Wine
09 DJ Kaos - Astroidien Melodien
10 Greg Wilson - Sacrificial Soul
11 Lightning Bolt - 2 Towers
12 Fra Lippo Lippi - Say Something

xxx
sss

Black Box 04 :: Part B

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Sun, 1 Feb 2009 11:48:00 -0800

GAZA STRIPPED BARE, BY HER BACHELOR EVEN

Words:

Chris Marker/Sandor Krasnar
Simon Saint-Simon

Music:

17 Thieves Like Us - Desire
18 Edwin Starr (Dark & Lovely) - Get Up
19 Brian Eno and David Byrne - Strange Overtones
20 Abba - Gimme Gimme Gimme (Loudified)
21 Franz Ferdinand - Ulysses
22 Roy Ayres - Hot (rascale Edit)
23 Rene & Angela - i'll be good
24 Shit Robot - Triumph
25 Tommy Walker - Sure As
26 Discodromo - Cosmorama (Prins Thomas mix)
27 Syclops - Where's Jason's K
28 Theo Parrish - Lake Shore Drive
29 Tony Carey (Explorer) - Enjaw
30 Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick
31 Dam-funk - Purple
32 Friendly Fires - Paris (Justus Kohncke remix)

xxx
sss

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Black Box 04 :: Part A

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 02:56:00 -0800

GONNA PARTY LIKE GAZA CITY 2009

Words:

Charles Bukowski
Jean Luc-Godard
Simon Saint-Simon

Music:

01 Riz Ortolani - No Mercy
02 Fever Ray - If I Had a Heart
03 Beck - Chemtrails
04 The United States of America - Love Song for The Dead Che
05 Northern Picture Library - Insecure
06 School of Seven Bells - Half-Asleep
07 Swirlies - Her Life of Artistic Freedom
08 Au Revoir Simone - Sad Song
09 13 & God (The Notwist and Themselves) - Men Of Station
10 M83 - House of Flames (Superpitcher remix)
11 Bon Iver - Lump Sum
12 Ride - Vapour Trail
13 Sonic Youth - Agnes B Musique
14 Section 25 - The Beast
15 Linear Movement - You Won
16 Antenna - Camino Del Sol (Crepuscule 82)
17 Thieves Like Us - Desire

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Black Box 03b :: Mounting the Battered

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:00:00 -0800

Last of the Viceroys

Disaster: 291108
Recovery: 221208

Manchester, The Ark, 22th December 2008

Due to Crimble commitments (+ some badger cunt down the workhaus ST'ing me TB) and thimmanent return of the Fuhrer we are popping this one up you early. After all LUV Is a social disease and with this cameo kept tight to our breasts the pox continues to caramelise nicely, heading inexorably toward a state of near ubiquity. So before we temporarily close our Covenant for the holiday season, lets open up the Ark to the public one more time before Hogman cometh, and kick back to watch some nice Nazi faces melt.

Your beloved Freshwater Princes

x Martyrs x

BlackBox 03b

09 Spasticus Autisticus - Ian dury and the Seven Seas Players
10 Cocaine Man - Baxter Dury
11 Principles of Geometry - Mountbatten for President (Joakim Remix)
12 Dance Music - Errors
13 I want to be a Boy - Gina X
14 Summerside - Adorable

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Black Box 03a - Radio VCGB: Nazi Gold

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:58:00 -0800

Sketches of English Martyrs (I do like to be beside the seaside)

Disaster: 291108
Recovery: 181208

Manchester, The Ark, 18th December 2008

Howdy Kids! Fancy getting interfered with by taxi drivers? Of course you don't but its tough tits now you've got so far as rank and thus renounced your sexually formative AM years for a regular serving of spunky chops in the PM. Our ears and mouths are full of pox.

This I'm afraid, only 3 podcasts in, is the end of innocence as, while I was away delivering international AIDS, I was temporarily ousted by a poorly-executed coup d'etat, instigated by none other than my cheeseball bounder of an engineer and his spastical compadre, o'wise known as Martyrs.

Unfortunately these angsty teenagers appear more concerned with swearing loudly, missing comic opportunities due to inebriation and accusing each other of being racists while defending their own 'Britishness' against the Otherness of each other's mothers.

I can only apologise and move to reassure the listening public that they were only let live to air in kind with the neu caring, inclusive Nazism that extends it's embrace around the reanimated Variety Club of Great Britain. Normal service will be resumed as soon as I return from my frankly disappointing kwanzaa sex tour of self-discovery (and when I've stopped frothing).

Then I promise you I will surgically remove the errant Truppenfuhrung with an elegant pimp attack conducted by my infinitely more sophisticated schutzstaffel, what?

Your humble fuhrer

xxx
SSS

BlackBox 03a

01 Stoneboat - Sunburned hand of the man
02 Nailed to the Blank Spot - Chavez
03 The Melody - Francesco Tristano
04 Love and Pain - Clor
05 War Pigs (Live) - Faith No More
06 Go with the Flow - Queens of the Stone Age
07 Control (Sketch) - Martyrs
08 E-Talking - Soulwax

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Black Box 02b - Deux par Deux

simonsaintsimon@gmail.com (Simon Saint-Simon) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:49:00 -0800

The Second Cummings' Second Sitting

Disaster: 091108
Recovery: 101208

Manchester, 10th December 2008

Here I am! EVERYONE! Again at last, not first. Arbiter of the arbitrary. A happy medium you might honk on. Don’t fret darling. Just take of your pants and feel free.

High here in the temple, we're suppin' wet dog at the club kontiki and leak cystically from nightwatch fibrils only, only so we can raze the white bridge together. And leave all who flail themselves underneath her, drowning in the swell knees.

And other somesuch. Nonce.

Apologies for the interference with that last pox. Our colleagues in Athens are working to solve The Puzzle of what has happened to me as soon as possible. Until then listen low.

Good luck and Godspeed

aek
SSS

BlackBox 02b

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11 Wild Combination - Arthur Russell
12 Love on a Real Train (Williams Odyssey Mix) - Williams
13 Heart Rate Rapid - Metronomy
14 Sipping On The sweet Nectar (Bogdan Irkuk Remake) - Jens Lekman
15 Theme From Nutrider - 40 Thieves
16 Starburst - They Came from The stars I Saw Them
17 Vamp - Outlander
18 Criticize - Chevron
19 Me so horny (Wicked miami bass mix by Tetine) - 2 Live Crew
20 For my two seconds (The Teenagers Remix) - Operator Please
21 Can - Future days (Bladerunner remix by Carl Craig)
22 Behind the mask - John Wesley
23 Behind the mask - DJ Sim

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