Blame It On Love

What an anti-climax: G-spot is a myth (no replies)

eeek — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 21:05:52 -0800

A sexual quest that has for years baffled millions of women — and men — may have been in vain. A study by British scientists has found that the mysterious G-spot, the sexual pleasure zone said to be possessed by some women but denied to others, may not exist at all.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/article6973971.ece

What happens at what tempurature (no replies)

eeek — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 00:42:43 -0800

60F 15C 289K
Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe)

50F 10C 283K
Miami residents turn on the heat (if they have a heating system)

40F 4C 277K
* You can see your breath
* Californians shiver uncontrollably
* Minnesotans go swimming

35F 2C 275K
Italian cars don't start

32F 0C 273K
Water freezes

30F -1C 272K
* You plan your vacation to Australia
* Minnesotans put on T-shirts
* Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
* British cars don't start
* Your boogers freeze

25F -4C 269K
* Boston water freezes
* Californians weep pitiably
* Minnesotans eat ice cream
* Canadians go swimming

20F -7C 266K
* You can hear your breath
* Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
* New York City water freezes
* Miami residents plan vacation further south

15F -9C 264K
* French cars don't start
* You plan a vacation in Mexico
* Cat insists on sleeping in bed with you

10F -12C 261K
* Too cold to ski
* You need jumper cables to get the car going

5F -15C 258K
* You plan your vacation in Houston
* American cars don't start

0F -18C 255K
* Alaskans put on T-shirts
* Too cold to skate

-10F -23C 250K
* German cars don't start
* Eyes freeze shut when you blink

-15F -26C 247K
* You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
* Arkansas stick tongue on metal objects
* Miami residents cease to exist

-20F -29C 244K
* Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
* Politicians actually do something about the homeless
* Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
* Japanese cars don't start

-25F -32C 241K
* Too cold to think
* You need jumper cables to get the driver going

-30F -34C 239K
* You plan a two week hot bath
* The Mighty Mongahela freezes
* Sweedish cars don't start

-40F -40C 233K
* Californians disappear
* Minnesotan button top button
* Canadians put on sweaters
* Your car helps you plan your trip South

-50F -46C 237K
* Congressional hot air freezes
* Alaskans close the bathroom window

-80F -62C 211K
* Hell freezes over
* Polar bears move south

Too Cute (1 reply)

Bob — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 10:59:14 -0800

Proposition to Ban Divorce (no replies)

Bob — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 13:24:10 -0800

Motivational Posters (1 reply)

eeek — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 14:58:41 -0800

I would never want to be a member of a group... (1 reply)

eeek — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 20:45:33 -0800

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
--George Carlin

We needs some birth control here! (no replies)

eeek — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:31:44 -0800

Jail for "balloon boy" parents (no replies)

eeek — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:45:54 -0800

FORT COLLINS — Richard and Mayumi Heene, the Fort Collins couple who briefly duped law enforcement and the television-watching world this fall by claiming their son was adrift in a home-made balloon, were sentenced to jail time today for perpetrating the publicity stunt.

http://www.denverpost.com/recommended/ci_14055721

How to get him to mow the lawn? (no replies)

eeek — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:26:26 -0800

Thermodynamics of hot chicks (no replies)

eeek — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:35:57 -0800

Over in Cocktail Party Physics, Jennifer has been complaining about boys’ propensity to measure their self-worth by the heat of their girlfriends. Meanwhile, Janet, Tara, and their commenters seem to be confused about how the heat of a chickybabe can be properly and scientifically defined.

http://lablemminglounge.blogspot.com/2006/12/thermodynamics-of-hot-chicks.html

Mythbusters vs. Star Trek (no replies)

eeek — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 15:40:41 -0800

What does that mean? (no replies)

eeek — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:01:26 -0800

http://itmanagement.earthweb.com/cnews/article.php/3849381/

Best Buy lawsuit shows how GPL violations have changed (no replies)

eeek — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 10:13:00 -0800

Yesterday, the Software Freedom Law Center filed a big lawsuit against 20 companies (including Best Buy) on the claim of GPL violation.

http://blog.internetnews.com/skerner/2009/12/best-buy-lawsuit-shows-how-gpl.html

Google Loses Copyright Case In France (no replies)

eeek — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:58:14 -0800

A Paris court ruled Friday that Google Inc. is breaking French law with its policy of digitizing books, handing the U.S. Internet giant a $14,300-a-day fine until it rids its database of the literary extracts. A judge also ordered Google to pay $430,000 in damages and interest to French publisher La Martiniere, which brought the case on behalf of a group of French publishers.

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/8yqYDN/www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=121607180&ft=1&f=1001/r:t

Star Trek Stops Women From Becoming Computer Scientists (no replies)

eeek — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:07:14 -0800

The gender gap in computer science may have been widened by Star Trek, a new study suggests — but it could be bridged with a less geeky image. New research published in the December Journal of Personality and Social Psychology suggests that the stereotype of computer scientists as unwashed nerds may be partially responsible for the dearth of women in the field, as shown by National Science Foundation statistics.

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/12/star-trek-keeps-women-computer-science/

New 'Golden Ratios' for Female Facial Beauty (no replies)

eeek — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:59:37 -0800

ScienceDaily (Dec. 17, 2009) — Beauty is not only in the eye of the beholder but also in the relationship of the eyes and mouth of the beholden. The distance between a woman's eyes and the distance between her eyes and her mouth are key factors in determining how attractive she is to others, according to new psychology research from the University of California, San Diego and the University of Toronto.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/12/091216144141.htm

Men Think Their Dance Moves Improve With Age (no replies)

eeek — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:17:55 -0800

ScienceDaily (Dec. 16, 2009) — Men may shuffle on to the dance floor this Christmas, but once there, they will be impressed by their moves, according to research carried out by the 'Doctor of Dance' at the University of Hertfordshire.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/12/091215155653.htm

Are Angry Women More Like Men? (no replies)

eeek — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:56:11 -0800

ScienceDaily (Dec. 14, 2009) — "Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?" wrote author Lynn Hecht Schafran. The answer, according to an article in the Journal of Vision, may lie in our interpretation of facial expressions.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/12/091206110844.htm

New Study Reveals Most Children Unrepentant Sociopaths (4 replies)

eeek — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:21:46 -0800

MINNEAPOLIS—A study published Monday in The Journal Of Child Psychology And Psychiatry has concluded that an estimated 98 percent of children under the age of 10 are remorseless sociopaths with little regard for anything other than their own egocentric interests and pleasures.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_study_reveals_most_children

Yeast gone bad (no replies)

eeek — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:21:45 -0800

Do women have an equal chance in science? (no replies)

eeek — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:29:36 -0800

Two female winners of this year’s Nobel prize for Physiology or Medicine have called for more flexibility in working practices to allow women to play a greater role in science.

http://bit.ly/6yBdcr

Canadian Recording Industry Faces $6 Billion Copyright Infringement Lawsuit (no replies)

eeek — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:48:13 -0800

If the dollars don’t shock, the target of the lawsuit undoubtedly will: The defendants in the case are Warner Music Canada, Sony BMG Music Canada, EMI Music Canada, and Universal Music Canada, the four primary members of the Canadian Recording Industry Association.

http://www.michaelgeist.ca/content/view/4596/135/

State bounces IOU check to Victorville resident - for $1.35 (no replies)

eeek — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:46:02 -0800

It’s nice to get a surprise check from the government, but not if it’s an IOU for less than $2 and it bounces.

http://www.vvdailypress.com/news/victorville-16025-bounces-check.html

'Stargate Universe' ends 2009 with a game changing development (no replies)

eeek — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:27:19 -0800

The last ‘Stargate Universe” for 2009 has aired and certainly ended with an arresting and game changing development. The episode, ‘Justice’, of the edgiest series yet to air in the Stargate Universe illustrates problems that keep people who imagine long duration space missions and space settlements awake at night.

http://www.examiner.com/x-21670-Houston-Space-News-Examiner~y2009m12d5-Stargate-Universe-ends-2009-with-a-game-changing-development

Stare at boobs for longer life: Study (no replies)

eeek — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 14:59:58 -0800

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

http://scinewsblog.blogspot.com/2009/12/stare-at-boobs-for-longer-life-study.html

If Men Could Menstruate (no replies)

eeek — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:20:39 -0800

What would happen, for instance, if suddenly, magically, men could menstruate and women could not?

http://www.mum.org/ifmencou.htm

When religion is disgusting (1 reply)

Bob — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:14:29 -0800

Kill and Imprison Gays is ok with the Minister

Reopening the case of the female orgasm (no replies)

eeek — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:09:53 -0800

Now that I’ve written at some length about the curious evolution of the male reproductive system in our species, I thought it only right to devote a column to the natural origins of a biological mechanism that doesn’t involve the Y-chromosome. Now that I’ve written at some length about the curious evolution of the male reproductive system in our species, I thought it only right to devote a column to the natural origins of a biological mechanism that doesn’t involve the Y-chromosome.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/post.cfm?id=reopening-the-case-of-the-female-or-2009-12-01

shitmydadsays (no replies)

eeek — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:06:49 -0800

"It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows how it works."

http://www.twitter.com/shitmydadsays

Arlo Guthrie & Family pay tribute to Mary Travers (no replies)

eeek — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:54:57 -0800