Black & Plastic

Ass Kills Former Beauty Queen...Solange Magnano

2009-12-01T18:36:00.003-05:00

It's sad news indeed when people truly aspire for beauty at any cost. Such was the case of Former Miss Argentina, Solange Magnano. Not satisfied with the booty she was born with, Solange entrusted her life...literally...to the professionals, and now she's gone.

Solange, 37, lost her life due to complications from her buttocks surgery. She was an entrepreneur and a mother of 7yr old twins.

A former model, it's sad Solange's life was cut short due to an elective procedure.

Thoughts are with Magnano's friends and family...and especially her children.

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Neo-Soul Singer, Angie Stone Looks Great!!

2009-11-05T22:02:00.003-05:00

R & B singer, Angie Stone looks great! Not sure what her secret is but I definitely appreciate her efforts. DON'T LOSE ALL OF UR CURVES, ANGIE!! Ain't nothing wrong with having curves, girl!!

Check out the promo pics for Angie's upcoming CD entitled, Unexpected, coming out on November 24th-she's DEFINITELY getting her grown and sexy on!!

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Bria's Got A Gig!

2009-10-26T00:51:00.003-04:00

Our girl Bria is doing the damn thang!

Not only is she strutting the catwalk, but now she's got a gig in a music video. NOOOOOO! Not as a video hoe, but starring as a love interest with Gucci Mane (hey-she's not trying to marry ugmo!). Usher and Gucci are starring in a new music video entitled, Spotlight.

She looks so pretty (below)

Look at ~~Donkey's~~ baby! Love that dimple shot!

Bria looks like Mama & Papa on this pic!

Images courtesy of Black Vibes

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Foxy Brown: Lost Her Hearing and Found Some Itty-Tays

2009-10-16T00:44:00.002-04:00

Ummm, so yeah I was checking out vids of the Hip Hop Honor Awards and I thought there was a porn star turned rapper who did a 'Lil Mama' and just put her own ass on the stage right? But as I'm looking at the video...I see it's iron throwing-spitting-wet n wild's spokesperson, Foxy Brown with tiggle bitties. She must came into an unexpected royalty check, cuz Inga hasn't done anything prosperous in a friggin while. This is the Foxy Brown I know and cringe when I see her name in print:

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Plastic Surgery PAGEANT?! Give Me a FucBreak!

2009-10-13T16:35:00.002-04:00

The country of Hungary has gotten tired of being known for it's historical dish-goulash, now they've added Pageantry to their resume...PLASTIC SURGERY PAGEANT to be specific.

Recently in Budapest there was nothing but implants, rhinoplasty, liposuctions, weave, bleach, collagen, and all kinds of cosmetic shit going on.

According to Dr. Tamas Rozsos:

"This about restoring harmony ... eliminating asymmetries and giving women the opportunity to have normal features," Rozsos said. "Plastic surgery has a bad reputation in Hungary but its mostly due to the exaggerations."

Yeah...ok.

The pageant did give out good prizes, though:

Pageant queen Reka Urban, a 22-year-old hostess, won an apartment in Budapest, first runner-up Edina Kulcsar was given a new car and second runner-up Alexandra Horvath took home diamond jewelry worth 2 million forints ($10,800). The winners' plastic surgeons also received awards.

The ladies don't look bad-they look alot better than the hack jobs I see walking around in Birmingham, MI-even old ladies have porn boobs, ewwwww.

Keeping it real, I think it's the doctors who should be awarded for their artistry.

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Bria Murphy...Baby's All Grown Up...

2009-10-11T19:42:00.005-04:00

I was checking out a blog called Brown Sista, and on the front page was a shoe with multi-colored coin-like decorations. I didn't read the title of the post, I simply clicked the link to look at the shoes. There was a side-by-side pic with 2 women wearing the same shoe. I read the names: Bria Murphy, Shaunie Nelson. Why did the name 'Bria Murphy' sound so familiar to me? OH.EM.GEE...I KNOW that's not Eddie Murphy's baby?! Oh yes it was and she's no longer a baby-as a matter of fact, she'll be 20yrs old next month...DAYUMMMMMM!!

I remember pics of babygirl when she was a youngin'!

(Bria with her sibs Zola, Shayne Audry and their mom, Nicole)

Bria walked the runway for Macy's...go 'head, Bria!

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Gulp of WTF?? #6: Steve Erhardt

2009-08-27T01:12:00.006-04:00

My goodness, I watched a show called 'Truth Be Told: I'm Addicted to Plastic Surgery,' last night I think on TLC channel and it featured 3 people. While all 3 people were most definitely addicted to plastic surgery, one person stood out- Steve Erhardt- who pretty much scared the hell out of me.

Steve is a kind, gentle soul who works in the beauty industry. He owns a hair salon called 'Hollywood Secrets Salon' in California. Steve's journey into the world of plastic surgery began when he started working on 'beautiful' people in his shop. Someway, somehow Steve got it in his head that he wasn't beautiful-which was bullshit because he was a VERY good looking man before he allowed himself to be turned into a caricature.

Dude suffers from a serious case of body dysmorphia disorder. He's had 43+ procedures, and has spent over $125,000 on surgeries and even has his plastic surgeon on speed dial. My gawd.

It's so sad that Steve couldn't accept himself the way he was born. I'm all for self-improvement but this just goes WAY BEYOND!! At the end of the show, Steve decided he was going to spend $60,000 on putting veneers on all of his teeth. sigh

Steve, although you're truly a sweety pie-I look at you and say:

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Amber Rose...Dayum!

2009-08-22T02:02:00.008-04:00

We know her as Kanye West's on-again, off-again love interest but Amber Rose definitely has a life of her own. The 26-yr old Italian/Cape Verdian model, former exotic dancer is HOT! Now don't get me wrong...I don't get down with females-at all-BUT, if I could choose...well, Amber Rose would be my #1 draft pick! lol I'm just saying.

She's NOT ALWAYS nude!!

Unique style a' la Kanye??

Looking good in any color!

Flawless!

She loves the bay-bays!

She's bisexual (Amber & ex-gf Tiffany aka Trevon)...ooookkkkk
I'm not judging!!

An unknown with hair...amazing what a simple haircut and color can do!!

Amber Rose definitely has:

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Gulp of WTF?? The Black Edition: Lark 'Lisa Turtle' Voorhies...

2009-08-18T18:12:00.005-04:00

Don't tell me shit about Saved By The Bell...Lark 'Lisa Turtle' Voorhies should have been saved the damn nurse before she underwent this totally FUCKED UP procedure.

Apparently I'm late on this info, but I want to know why would this YOUNG (35 is young!) beautiful woman do this to her face?? Does she not know she was the envy of females-black, white, brown, yellow and everything in between. She's on her way to looking like Wildenstein the Cat Woman. She looks old. And I'm sorry, I'm damn near IN TEARS looking at this pic! Am I being dramatic-HELL NO.

How could she possibly think this look is ok?? And I know LIKE HELL, she's not going to reprise her role as Lisa Turtle! No way. Now I understand why she's been missing in action for so long.
Trust me, I understand we age. And it's been a helluva minute since Saved by the Bell has aired, and I do not expect her to still look like a child.

But what could've possibly prodded Lark into going from this:

TO THIS??

she REALLY needs to sue the ~~surgeo~~ BUTCHER that did this to her face. bless her heart, bless her heart. I have no more words...I'm too damn traumatized...for real.

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Teyana Taylor: Google Her Baby!

2009-08-08T20:26:00.006-04:00

Love or hate her, Teyana Taylor is here to stay! With her bouffant hair, and pouty lips-Teyana is a unique beauty! After her debut on MTV's Sweet 16, Teyana's made a video, been in videos, rocked the red carpets, been the muse for several designers, strutted runways and more.

There aren't too many people who can pull off an Avante Garde swag, but Teyana can. How many women do you know that can go from Tom-Boy to full on femme fatale in a single bound? And she's only a teenager! Go 'head, Tey-Tey!

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Check out her song: Google Me Baby

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Black & Plastic's Lil' Kim Party in Miami...

2009-07-26T23:38:00.005-04:00

Hey Blastics! It's been a moment, but I'm back! I've been working on another blog project, this time it's a collaboration-I hope you guys choose to visit (see link at bottom), thanks!

Moving right along...Black & Plastic's representative of all that is black, plastic, sucked, tucked, squeezed, teased, lightened, front-laced etc...yes, itty-bitty Lil' Kim celebrated her 34th, yes 34th birthday in Mee-yami (Miami for the clueless lol).

Kim celebrated in South Beach Florida at the Miami Mansion. Ms. Jones, rolled up in a yellow Laborghini (from Ray J?? who the hell knows), rocking a black lingaree (lingerie) outfit. Only Lil Kim can get away with such fuckery.

Wow, her make up looks fabulous!! The jury's still out on those shoes, tho. Lil Kim looks great to be kicking 40 in the ass! source

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LIL KIM!!

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Black Not Plastic: Eva 'The Diva' Marcille Pigford

2009-07-05T11:23:00.004-04:00

California native Eva Marcille (Pigford)'s, 24, came to light when she appeared and won on Tyra Banks' show, America's Next Top Model- 3rd cycle. She started out as a gorgeous, rough around the edges, defensive little girl and has blossomed into a beautiful young woman who know who she is and what it is she wants. Namely her gorgeous ass fiance Lance Gross. I ain't mad at her.

My fave pic of Eva from ANTM

Watch as Eva overcomes Arachnophobia and KILLS the photoshoot!

After ANTM

Eva and fiance Lance Gross

Eva & Lance

Eva, when she 1st appeared on ANTM

Eva, when she won on ANTM

**Eva can be currently seen on CBS' Young & the Restless as Tyra Hamilton-check your local listings for channel and time**

Miss Eva Marcille is DEFINITELY:

Norwood Young...Lookin Good Better!

2009-06-30T22:04:00.006-04:00

I've spoken about Norwood here>> It's hard to believe that the man who looked as if he was put together by Mr. Potato Head himself-has truly come a long way in the plastic surgery department. I swear his doctor put his ass back together like Humpty Dumpty. I seriously did not know a surgeon can add to your nose after it's been whittled down to a cone. I am truly learning about the miracle of science!!

Recent pic of Norwood (below)

Norwood Young was recently spotted in Hollywood near MJ's Hollywood Star on the day of his death. He was also filming for his reality show. Huh?? Damn, have I really been that out of touch?? I know he still doesn't have that damn show when he was looking for a butler?

UPDATE: Well damn, dude has another reality show...in the U.K. entitled 'Just Norwood.' According to PR HUB:

The series will take viewers inside the private life of the man once celebrated as recording artist Norwood Young. Young was well on his way, pursing a promising career in music, traveling, recording, performing and making personal appearances - all the luxury and excitement of sheer stardom power. That was until his fame became overshadowed by the popularity of his home. Norwood Young lives in the most notorious home in the Los Angeles area. The infamous “Youngwood Court Estate”, also known as “The House of Davids”, is located in an affluent, exclusive Hancock Park neighborhood just outside of Los Angeles. The house, controversially decorated with seventeen Michelangelo’s Statues of David lining the driveway, has caused more media frenzy than Young could have ever imagined and has become the talk of the nation. Now all anyone seems to care about is “The House”. Throughout the series, Norwood will share through laughter, frustration and even tears, his journey and struggle to maneuver around the fame of the house to regain his claim as a celebrated recording artist.

Now, I see why it's broadcasting in the UK. Well hell, Norwood has to do what he has to do to keep those checks rolling in. Who else is going to maintain those 17 Michelangelo Statues of David??

Norwood (below) at his creepiest

Norwood has come a lonnnnng way. You're fine as you are Norwood, therefore I say to you:

Big Gulp of WTF #4

2009-06-27T12:42:00.009-04:00

Thank gawd for the internet!! I'll always have content for my blog!!

Since there's some fucked up plastic surgery pics floating around of people who aren't black, I've decided to highlight said pics on a consisten basis. The pics will be entitled, A Big Gulp of 'WTF?' and after viewing the pics, you'll understand there are no possible words to explain or justify these mofos rapid descent into madness.

Orit Fox is an Israeli (Israel must be SO proud) actress and model (they have porn in Israel?!), which is known mainly because of her physical appearance (if you say so!), rather than her talent.
You bet, because the main passion in her life is plastic surgery (ya think??). I wonder, how strong should one loves his/her body to stuff it with so much silicone (the mind AND $$ is a terrible thing to waste!)...source

Orit, Pamela Anderson's goin to 2 kick your ass!!

Since when does a bird's nest become a damn hairdo?!

Is this a damn Star Trek convention???

If it wasn't for the eyebrows I would NOT HAVE BELIEVED this pics are of Jackie Stallone-who'll be 82yrs old this year-Sylvester "Rocky" Stallone's mother:

(b4 surgeries)

oh, HELL NO!

Jackie Stallone after procedures-WTF?!

Her claim to fame are her billboards posted around Hollywood...but now Angelyne is pretty much a washed up old woman pumped up with boobs and collagen. Sadly, her billboards reached platinum status-she never did. It's reported that investors aka Sugar Daddies paid for her billboards. Poor thing...her life's mysterious. No one knows her true age-and I don't think anyone cares anymore. I just want to give Angelyne a big ass hug. :(

It must be lonely at the top.

Girl, stop!

Michael Jackson: B & P's most famous male celebrity dies

2009-06-25T21:20:00.007-04:00

I'm in fuccin shock. I cannot believe MJ's gone. I mean...wth?! I don't even want to read anymore news reports. CNN's enough. I honestly, am in some type of mourning...whatever it's called when you grieve over someone you didn't literally know shrugging This post came from U Betta Recognize, check it out:

The ♚of Pop has died: Michael Jackson dies of Cardiac Arrest

Michael Jackson, the King of Pop (Jackson 5 fame!), according to news sources, has died at the age of 50. I am in a bit of shock upon hearing this news. I don't want to believe it as many others don't. He was found earlier today unconscious from cardiac arrest and never recovered. Although most of us did not KNOW Michael Jackson-we KNEW him and oftentimes lived vicariously through him. Through his being in a band with his brothers, going on to become the most successful solo artist, Neverland, Bubbles the Monkey, his hyperbaric chamber, plastic surgeries, much copied MOONWALK, crotch grabbing, incognito costumes, surgical masks, scarves, flooding pants,child molestation scandals, examining of his nether regions, wigs, several pigmentation changes, vitiligo, his wives (Lisa Marie, Debbie), his 3 children (dangling his youngest child over a balcony), studded gloves/white socks, Billie Jean (she was NOT his lover!). The list is endless.

I remember as a child when I was a Jehovah's Witness (don't be shocked! lol) and Michael was one too-he came to one of the Jehovah's Witnesses Assemblies (aka conferences for church folk) and he sat 3 rows behind me. Can I tell you, I don't know what the men at the podium were ministering bcuz truly I got a crook in my neck as I stargazed Michael. He winked and waved and I thought I'd pass out. One time when I went door2door (ministering on the street), this guy shouted he wasn't going to get a Watchtower and Awake bcuz we give all of our money to Michael Jackson lol OMG you should've heard my lil smart behind GOING OFF on that man! My daddy had to pull me from the door-I had to be about 9-10yrs of age lol

I hoped the news of his passing wasn't true-but it is. Shortly after learning (about an hour ago), my mind went to Prince (Prince Nelson-not his two kids) and wondered how did he feel about the news?! Isn't that weird?? Anyway...there are not enough words that I can utilize to describe the way I feel. CNN

The living legend is no more-but he shall remain in our hearts forever.

Michael Jackson the King of Pop has left us, but he'll never be gone. May you FINALLY, FINALLY get the peace you deserve.

August 29, 1958-June 25, 2009

Check out Mike and an all-star cast in
"Remember the Time"

Michael Jackson - Remember the Time | Music Videos | SPIKE.com

BAD (pt 1)

BAD (pt 2)

Mel B: Abs of Steel or of Scalpel??

2009-06-21T15:06:00.005-04:00

Melanie Janine Brown aka Mel B (formerly of Spice Girls) is doing the damn thang. She left the UK and high-tailed it to the States. She got herself a rich baby daddy (I wouldn't brag too much about Eddie Murphy being my child's father-but hey, I'm not walking in her stilettos so what in the hell do I know?!), is seen wherever there's a camera-lately it seems in a bikini (I'm hatin' just a smidge lol), has a nice-looking but suspect hubby-what does he do for a living again?? (i'm just saying), has 2 beautiful little girls, and body that turns the heads of men and women alike.

In order to get ready for her appearance on DWTS, it's rumored that Melanie made a trip to a plastic surgeon.

Above on the left is Mel B before (kids and surgery) undergoing what I suspect was a procedure known as abdominal etching.
According to Face and Figure, abdominal etching is:

...a technique of sculpting to emphasize the appearance of the vertical muscles in the center of the abdomen, the “rectus abdominus,” commonly known as the “abs.” By sculpting the abdomen to emphasize these muscles, it gives the appearance that one is incredibly physically fit; in order to produce the same effect by working out you would probably have to work out three or four hours a day every day, and in addition keep your body fat very low.

...the procedure is usually accomplished by sculpting the overlying tissue to the shape of a healthy “six pack.” If the layer is too thin, it may also be necessary to do some micro fat grafting over each section of the six pack.” This enables us to emphasize the muscular appearance even more.

One of the really nice things about this is that the procedure itself results in a bit of swelling, and the “six pack” appears only gradually as the swelling subsides, very much as it would appear gradually if you began working out vigorously. It does not change overnight so it would look to anyone else in your gym like you were doing this on your own. In general, we tend to make the six pack more distinct in men and a little less distinct and chiseled looking in women, which mirrors the normal appearance of healthy women and healthy men. Of course, it can be made either distinct o subtle in either men or women.
(Well, Mel B certain to her chisel to a whole other level, lol)

Mel B is rumored to have had approximately 3 breast augmentation procedures, and liposuction-as evidenced by the flat and stretched looking navel. (probably in conjunction with abdominal etching).

Let the record show: Mel B also works out like a beast. Hell the stilettos alone works her legs out. She's set to come out with exercise dvds soon..u go girl!

Below: Mel B in her starring role as 'Peep Diva' in the Las Vegas Burlesque show, Peepshow.'

Make that money Mel, don't let it make you!! lol

While, Mel B has had an extensive procedure-she's still recognizable.
Therefore, I deem Mel B as:

Timeless Beauty: Lena Horne

2009-06-20T09:47:00.002-04:00

New York Native, Lena Horne was born into an upper middle class family of black, caucasian and Native American. Miss Lena's career began at the age of 16, in 1933, when she joined the chorus line at the Cotton Club in NY.

Miss Horne's family tree includes: her grandfather Samuel R. Scottron was a noted inventor, and her uncle Frank Horne was an adviser to Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

Although, Miss Horne had the best education she chose life in the entertainment industry instead.

I remember seeing her in all of her beautiful glory on Sanford & Son. Fred thought he was going to have the 'big one' for real!! I also remember being enchanted by her as The Good Witch on 'The Wiz'.

She's a dancer,

Actor...

Singer...

below-Ms. Lena Horne (pic, center)

Beautiful

There has been questions as to whether or not, Miss Lena has had rhinoplasty?
At the age of 92, WHO IN THE HELL CARES...this woman is a National Treasure.
She is Lena Horne:

Over-40 and STILL SEXY: Stacy Dash!

2009-06-19T01:34:00.005-04:00

Stacy Lauretta Dash, is the girl you'd either hate in school-or tried to be like in school. She's beautiful, sexy and is holding her own against Father Time! Known as bff 'Cher' in the movie clueless starring opposite Alicia Silverman, Stacy was an unforgettable face. However, it seems Hollywood didn't mind forgetting her. Stacy is an underused actor, but is definitely a photographer's muse. Just ask Hugh Hefner who had to have her in his magazine...Playboy!!

There's conflicting reports as to whether Stacy's had surgery. It's hard to tell. The tip of her nose looks 'touched' when you compare the 1st pic-but hell, I don't know the changes your nose goes thru as you age.

Hell, I'd pose for Playboy too, if I was rocking that thing like...THIS!!

I know she's had skin issues in the past...but she's looking great.
And she's the envy of women all over...if you got it, flaunt that shit-AND GET PAID!!

Great to see she's bounced back since being with 'alleged' *cough, cough* abuser, 'where is he now' Chris Williams (remember him in New Jack City?)
Soooo, has Stacy had plastic surgery???:

A Big Gulp of WTF?? #3: Desperate Times Calls for Desperate Measures

2009-06-14T15:14:00.003-04:00

Since there's some fucked up plastic surgery pics floating around of people who aren't black, I've decided to highlight said pics on a consistent basis. The pics will be entitled, A Big Gulp of 'WTF?' and after viewing the pics, you'll understand there are no possible words to explain or justify these mofos rapid descent into madness.

WHYYYYYYYYY???
Why in the HELL would Hayden Panettiere's mother, Leslie destroy her BEAUTIFUL FACE?!

I saw this on Awful Plastic Surgery, and I almost Awful Plastic Surgery for posting the pic, lol
She now looks like a fucking MONSTER!! This woman was the shit b4 that evil damn scientist got ahold of her ass. I'M PISSED!! And she should be too, dammit!! WTF?!

Our favorite Octo ~~pussy~~ mommy has many procedures and in this instance the WTF come from her 'before' pic-dayum!! But in looking at this pic below on the left. She's haggard, tired like most moms are who take care of small children. But skip to the 2nd pic...
THIS is Octomom in her younger years on the below on the left!! She was pretty! Why would she'd want to reinvent herself is beyond me. smh

Former Playmate of Year Shauna Sand needs to see another plastic surgeon, STAT! I don't know what dog chewed on her damn nipple but he needs to be euthanized-for real. Chick was formerly known by her stripper lucite heels but that chewed up nipple has now gained more notoriety. yuck!

In the TS (Transgendered) world, often times those who are transitioning (from one sex to another) resort to kitchen doctors (those practicing medicine unlicensed) due to high costs of medical procedures. Vega Olivia Perry was one of those people.

Out of desperation, Vega allowed herself to be injected by a non-doctor with silicone. She's had silicone removed from her face, hips and legs which left permanent scarring.

⇒ Supermodel, Philanthropist Alek Wek

2009-06-09T23:12:00.003-04:00

To idiots, Alek Wek isn't beautiful-they can all kiss my ass! Alek is fierce, fly and overall my favorite supermodel by far. This Sudanese (who belongs to the Dinka tribe) beauty with the legs to die for is 32 years old and has strutted the catwalk since '95-talk about longevity! At 5'11 she's a great hanger to model clothes. Alek was born #7 out of 9 children!! whew!

Alek is a model, philanthropist and published author. Her book, 'Alek,' of course was a success and in it she recounts her life in Sudan and her rise from poverty to supermodel status.

Star Jones: Lawyer, TV Personality & Former Fag-Hag

2009-06-07T08:56:00.011-04:00

I remember first seeing Star Jones on a news channel during the OJ trial-not his last trial-his 'if it doesn't fit-u must aquit' trial (RIP Johnnie Cochran). I was absolutely mesmerized by this beautiful, black & juicy woman who straight up knew her legal shit!! And then Star was propelled to Stardom-doing interviews, being featured on diff shows, blah blah blah. Then Star was on The View with Babs and hot damn, she was the only spot of color on the panel!! The show came on 3 am, but I tried to support her. Then Star's star got a lil brighter and you started seeing her out and about with celebs, cuz hell now she was a celeb too. The View went on days, Star started talking shit and I really wanted to watch her on The View-but hell my ass had to work. So I followed her online and tabloids (lol, don't act brand new-u did too dammit!!)

(I swear I didn't know Star was this big til she lost 160 lbs)

(Right confidence, wrong bathing suit-above)

(better bathing suit/body, it's not her fault she doesn't have an ass!!)

(Great look for Star!)

Looking good, Star!!

Sell it, Star!! (I love this look!!)

Star made it ok to rock shoes from Payless, wear wigs and be a part of Team Fatback. And then...Star met Al's tangy ass. And they were seen at basketball games and I saw his pic and was like...wth?? she can't tell dude's gay?! Now mind you, I know Star wanted to get married, and sometimes we see what we want to see, but damn-it was obvious Al probably had a 'pal.' Before the wedding, Star started to diminish in size and after the wedding the weight loss accelerated. Just MHO (my humble opinion), but I couldn't imagine Star working out so I figured she had Bariatric Surgery. Apparently, Star felt it was none of my or your business and either denied it or remained aloof when questioned...whatevs. However, when losing weight at the pace she did and you want to rock a swimsuit you MUST work out. Which brings me to the pics-check out Star Jones and see who's laughing the last laugh!! Btw, who in the hell does her make-up?? Loves it!

Although the bariatric surgery was imperative (she also has wicked asthma), Star has had no known plastic surgery-therefore I deem Starlet Marie:

The Black-N-Asian Invasion: Kimora 'Kimono' Lee Simmons

2009-06-06T12:16:00.012-04:00

(Kimono @14yrs old, cute! what a lot of hair!!)

I have a like/dislike relationship with Kimono (j/k Kimora lol), I feel she hooked up with Blood Diamond Russell to get her biz swag on and then jumped ship. But then again, that's what BDR gets for fuckin with chirren. I admire her biz acumen...but IMHO, she's a bit too much. Too in your damn face. I did like her in Beauty Shop w/Queen Latifah, tho'. It's not as if Kimono gives a damn about what I think about her ass, so let' keep this shit moving, shall we?

The product of an Asian mom, Kyoko and black father Vernon Whitlock, Jr (his name makes him sound no nonsense as hell!!) Kimono endured shit that most interracial kids do. She was teased unmercilessly for her height and her heritage. Bad fuckers-who's laughing now huh? Who's laughing now??? lol

Kimono is a beautiful woman, and I really wasn't sure if she had any plastic surgery-but my nosey ass did find out she had rhinoplasty (nose job-for the ignant lol) I must say-her shit is tight. Not bad for a young lady who was 5'10" by the age of 10 yrs old, and was on the receiving end of many cruel taunts and jokes by bad ass kids...you go Kimono!!

(bff's, Tyra-18, Kimono 17-KLS looks BEAUTIFUL and this is b4 rhino)

(Kimora...blowin' up!)

(Kimono rockin' that thang like...)

(Ms. Baby Phat in all of her 'fabulosity')

(Kimono must get spray tans-Asian w/out make-up, black w/make up..oookkk)

After all it's said and done, I must ask Kimono this:

Here's a quick 20-second clip of Kimono b4 rhino:

Ida Ljungqvist: Playboy's 1st Black/African Playmate of the Year...

2009-06-06T07:22:00.007-04:00

***NSFW***

She's African, she's Swedish so all of that shit makes her BLACK (not African-American), dammit!! lol Twenty-seven year old Ida Ljungqvist has made history by being the first African to be crowned as Playboy's first Playmate of the Year (2009). The young nubile beauty was born in Tanzania, Africa to a Tanzanian mother and Swedish father. Ida is world-travelled as her father worked for UNICEF. She's also multi-lingual: she speaks Swahili, English & Swedish, and currently resides in California.

While Ida is famous due to her Playmate status, she's also achieving infamy as a money-grubbing-homewrecking-thief!!
At least from the perspective of Katrina Katner who's suing the beauty. Ida's accused of conspiring with Katner's husband-Mr. Katner-in funneling over $90k that was earmarked for child and spousal support. I know Ida's not doing that to the chirren?! This must be a mistake!! hmph, sucks to be Ida right now. Story still developing.

But let's get back to the reason of this blog: her titties. While the size is nice, her boobs looks as if two halves of a steroid infused grapefruit were stuck to her chest. Apparently, Hefner and Katner, and the millions of Playboy subscribers like it, so what in the hell do I know??? source
**image sources: Playboy, Top News

While her boobs could use some tweaking, overall she doesn't look like a body dysmorphic, clueless ass bride of frankenstein. Therefore, I deem Ida (with her allegedly scandalous ass):

Black Hollywood's 'It' Girl: Taraji P. Henson

2009-06-03T04:37:00.007-04:00

Taraji as "Yvette" opposite Tyrese as "Jody" in Baby Boy

Taraji in IN STYLE Magazine, I'm not mad at u boo!!

Taraji P. Henson has come a long ass way for real, in Hollywood! From whiny ass long-suffering Yvette in Baby Boy (with singer/actor Tyrese) to prostitute Shug in Hustle & Flow (with Terrence Howard to surrogate mom Queenie starring none other than Brad Pitt in The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons-Taraji Penda Henson is now a certified/bonified A-lister in Hollywood!! Here's a little trivia: Did you know Matthew Henson one of the explorers to discover the North Pole was her cousin? Her first and middle name in Swahili means: 'Hope' & 'Love', respectively. She was born on 9/11 (and will turn 39 this year-damn she looks good!!) Additionally, Taraji's the mother of a 14yr old son named, Marcel. Now you have something to talk about during lunch, or better yet-when your ass should be working!! You can thank my ass later, lol

Flat out...Taraji's stomping with the big dogs and killin 'em softly with her sexy ass MILF swag-COME GET SOME, BITCHES!!

Check out other images of Taraji:

as "Queenie" in Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons

"Shug" in Hustle & Flow

earlier photo

Congratulations, Taraji-your success is well earned!!

Taraji is:

☆ ☆Black Non-Plastic News: Jennifer Hudson Pregnant and had a damn baby shower! Admit it Jennifer!!!

2009-06-01T00:20:00.006-04:00

Ok, so maybe Jennifer Hudson didn't shout her pregnancy from the rooftop like Jill Scott (who in April had a little boy named Jett, btw), but damn...when your stomach is OBVIOUSLY pregnant-why do you insist on denying ur pregnant?? J-lo, and a couple of other celebs did that shit too. Whatev...Anyhoo, she's expecting a baby with fiance/reality show celeb David 'Punk' Otunga. They've gone back and forth with proposing to each other and they've gone back and forth with accepting each other's proposal. Now let's get married already. :)

****Baby Belly****

*****Ohhh, She really looks pregger here****

*****Jennifer & David *****

****Wowwww,look at her belly lol****

***uhhh, I need to talk to her costume designer-fa real***

Jennifer, friends and family attended her baby shower yesterday, and they don't know the baby's gender. mmmmhmmmm...of course they don't. I just wish her family was here to celebrate the new grandbaby/nephew-niece/cousin.

Glitter Congratulations Graphics

image credit: Concrete Loop, Google Image, Pop Crunch