Taquet Film

The Life Of Machine

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:53:18 PDT

Sometimes the best we can do is good enough.

THE OLD DETECTIVE - Rule: 5.3

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:16:44 PDT

Learn more about the mysterious VENICE DETECTIVE AGENCY.

THE DETECTIVE HANDBOOK: Rule 5.1

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:13:38 PDT

Join the elite VENICE DETECTIVE AGENCY by following some rules.

MYSTERY: VENICE

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:47:10 PDT

This major film has a very complicated plot.

Still Life of an Old Man

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:48:15 PDT

This guy is old and damaged.

The Saddest Pigeon in the World

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:46:56 PDT

This is a very sad pigeon.

Bars And Tone

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:33:00 PST

An awkward film situation with Peter Mattson of Taquet Film, a huge film company.

The Dutch Spy

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:57:08 PDT

Secret documents are being destroyed. The secret war of paper and betrayal begins and continues.

A Haunted Studio

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:38:00 PST

This video suggests further proof that Taquet Film Studios is haunted. I opened up my door. I saw a guy flying in the hallway. A guy was flying in the hallway.

The Ironic Future of Mankind

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:43:11 PST

The future of mankind may be more ironic than we originally thought.

The Last Rooftop

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:48:32 PST

These words are important, and this man believes they are very important. Try to listen. Can he get his point across?

THE RUSSIAN DOCUMENTS

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:04:09 PST

This spy is tough. The other fellow is tough too, and this is an intense situation. Taquet Film acquired this old film.

MAN GETS HIT BY CAR - The Christmas Special

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:11:08 PST

A happy Santa is rustled by a slight disturbance in the death of night, or rather, the dead of night.

Zac Efron's dad freaks out on a TMZ cameraman

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 22:44:59 PST

Zac Efron's dad is chased down by a paparazzi cameraman who asks him personal questions about his son Zac and his son's girlfriend, Vanessa Hudgens. David Efron freaks out on the cameraman, and it looks like he even grabs the camera.

The Astronaut Project 1.0

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:22:44 PST

The owner of Taquet Film, an enormous film company, is also an astronaut.

A Black Knight

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 18:57:51 PDT

The Black Knight is most likely a psychopath. But darkness, as we know, draws all things wicked.

EPISODE 3 "AN ANIMAL NAMED HUMAN" ---"An Animal Named Human, The Original Propaganda Film"

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:03:45 PDT

EPISODE 3 "An Animal Named Human, The Original Propaganda Film"

EPISODE 2 "AN ANIMAL NAMED HUMAN" ---"The Stench of Human Fear"

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 14:55:35 PDT

EPISODE 2 "The Stench of Human Fear"

A FILM STUDIO

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 13:30:00 PDT

A look inside one of the most haunted and advanced film companies of the next generation. Peter Mattson brings us to Taquet Film Studios in this year's most incoherent storyline.

Explaining Spacetime

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 13:07:01 PDT

Einstein's theory of "Spacetime" explained in simple terms.

How Big Is Outerspace?

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:57:00 PDT

Finally, the answer to the universal, time-less question: "How big is outerspace?"

A Science Show

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:07:00 PDT

Literally learn nothing from Peter Mattson, a scientist that happens to own an enormous film company, Taquet Film.

Code Of The Wolf

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:39:57 PDT

Taquet Film produces an international thriller about the Code Of The Wolf. En espanol. No subtitles.

HOW TO STEAL - THE NINTENDO WII

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 15:27:54 PDT

A simple guide on how to steal the new Nintendo Wii gaming console. Basically from your girlfriend.

A Flying Car!!

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 13:24:00 PDT

You have to see this flying car. I have been waiting to see one of these for a while. Peter Mattson, the owner of Taquet Film, owns the car.

STAR WARS - An Interview with Luke Skywalker

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:50:00 PDT

Luke Skywalker reveals new, dark secrets about his father in this exclusive, never-seen-before interview footage. Brought to you by Taquet Film, with Peter Mattson (http://taquetfilm.com) and S. Ashraf Meer (http://ashrafmeer.com).

Surprise Infinity

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:56:00 PDT

A simple explanation of "infinity."

The Nature Of Rain

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Tue, 29 May 2007 13:59:00 PDT

Have you ever wondered where rain comes from? Peter Mattson from Taquet Film explores RAIN.

A BIG SECRET about the INTERNET

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:12:20 PDT

The Internet has ONE FINAL surprise.

The Story Of The Earth

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:07:06 PDT

The true story about the Earth as told by Peter Mattson, owner of Taquet Film.

The Story Of The Earth II

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:03:22 PDT

The second chapter to the story of the Earth. Tom Kramer, owner of Mega-Bohemeth Films, an enormous film company just across the street from Taquet Film (owned by Peter Mattson), looks for a replacement narrator.

Paulone Fiph

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Thu, 03 May 2007 12:34:00 PDT

This man guards a path that leads nowhere.

A Really Scary Video

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Wed, 02 May 2007 13:14:45 PDT

This is the scariest thing I have ever seen. I don't see how it could have been faked. Don't watch this if you have a weak heart. I don't know who Peter Mattson or Taquet Film is, but someone needs take care of this PROBLEM. It really freaked me out. www.taquetfilm.com

My Power

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:00:19 PDT

This peculiar man has a strange power.

The Gentle Giant

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:39:38 PDT

The story of the end of a crime duo between a giant and a smart-minded, good looking crime boss. Peter Mattson may be a good person, we don't know. One thing: he'll be remembered as a peace maker, and as the owner of Taquet Film, one of the largest film companies of all-time.For more videos that are convincingly worse than this, go to: www.taquetfilm.com

The Fat Truth

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:34:44 PDT

One friend is truthful to another friend about how fat one friend thinks another friend is. If this film was offensive to you, as it might be, Peter Mattson and Taquet Film, one of the world's largest and fakest film companies, had nothing to do with it.

The Giant Scientist

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:31:22 PDT

A giant scientist begins to feel emotion like many people sometimes do. Another outrageous failure from one of the most enormous film companies in Internet History. Hissy and terrible are two words commonly used to describe this scientific video.

Something Wonderful

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:18:12 PDT

A man falls from the sky. A man overreacts. A man or a half of a man, we don't know.

The Internet

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 16:08:15 PDT

An owner of an enormous fake film company talks openly about something called the internet.

A Job Interview

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:37:56 PDT

A man goes on a job interview. Brought to you by Taquet Film, one of the largest film companies of the modern age (owned by mogul, Peter Mattson). For more videos that are much worse than this, visit: www.taquetfilm.co

A Real Robot Shows Emotion

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:18:18 PDT

Learn more about a robot and his feelings as Peter Mattson from Taquet Film Studios dives into this year's scariest topic...Robots and prejudice.

The Daydream

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 13:06:00 PDT

My girlfriend made me buy a puppy.

An Educational Video

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:56:00 PDT

This is nothing more than an educational video about a man that uses nothing more than clues.

An Old King

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:12:00 PDT

An owner of an enormous film company just can't win.

Flowered Friends

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:54:00 PST

A dangerous confrontation.

Monster The Puppy

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:31:00 PST

A misbehaving little puppy named Monster.

FOOTAGE: WOMAN KILLED BY PANDA

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 19:30:00 PST

This old VHS tape shows an extremely dangerous encounter with a giant panda in the wild. It appears peaceful at first, but then something really freaky happens. It is really weird, old footage. The guy in the video seems like a jackass.

EPISODE 1 "AN ANIMAL NAMED HUMAN" --- "The Year 2021"

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Sun, 25 Sep 2005 09:04:00 PDT

EPISODE 1 "The Year 2021" EPISODE 1 of the new Taquet Film webseries: "AN ANIMAL NAMED HUMAN"

A FILM STUDIO Part II *** THE SECOND CHAPTER

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Sat, 06 Nov 2004 16:36:00 PST

A FILM STUDIO Part II *** THE SECOND CHAPTER

Tips for going on a date

petermattson@gmail.com (Peter Mattson) — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:07:00 PST

Tried and true advice from a real-life film company owner on how to act on a date.