BlogBites http://www.blogbites.com Like sound bites. But without the sound. Sun, 20 Jul 2008 19:54:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 en 30.246309-97.760874http://www.blogbites.com/http://www.feedburner.com/fb/images/pub/fb_pwrd.gifThis BlogBites Feed Powered by FeedBurner.comThis is an XML content feed. It is intended to be viewed in a newsreader or syndicated to another site. Oh motherfucking shit, Maliki surely thought, if I sign this deal, my people will run my body through the streets and hoist me from a fucking lamppost. Not that the electricity works, but still. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogbites/~3/340881982/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/20/oh-motherfucking-shit-maliki-surely-thought-if-i-sign-this-deal-my-people-will-run-my-body-through-the-streets-and-hoist-me-from-a-fucking-lamppost-not-that-the-electricity-works-but-still/#comments Sun, 20 Jul 2008 19:53:31 +0000 angrybulldog http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/20/oh-motherfucking-shit-maliki-surely-thought-if-i-sign-this-deal-my-people-will-run-my-body-through-the-streets-and-hoist-me-from-a-fucking-lamppost-not-that-the-electricity-works-but-still/ ATTACKERMAN » Fight War, Not Wars
]]> http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/20/oh-motherfucking-shit-maliki-surely-thought-if-i-sign-this-deal-my-people-will-run-my-body-through-the-streets-and-hoist-me-from-a-fucking-lamppost-not-that-the-electricity-works-but-still/feed/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/20/oh-motherfucking-shit-maliki-surely-thought-if-i-sign-this-deal-my-people-will-run-my-body-through-the-streets-and-hoist-me-from-a-fucking-lamppost-not-that-the-electricity-works-but-still/ We now pause while every wingnut in America sneaks downstairs for a little nostagionanism: jerking off with a red, white and blue chamois shaped like Reagan’s head, into a jellybean jar, while screaming “There!You!!Go!Again!” http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogbites/~3/336841306/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/16/d-r-i-f-t-g-l-a-s-s-the-griot-gap/#comments Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:23:40 +0000 angrybulldog http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/16/d-r-i-f-t-g-l-a-s-s-the-griot-gap/ d r i f t g l a s s: The Griot Gap
]]> http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/16/d-r-i-f-t-g-l-a-s-s-the-griot-gap/feed/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/16/d-r-i-f-t-g-l-a-s-s-the-griot-gap/ Apparently, U.S. law now applies everywhere in the world except Guantanamo Bay. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogbites/~3/333664244/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/12/apparently-us-law-now-applies-everywhere-in-the-world-except-guantanamo-bay/#comments Sat, 12 Jul 2008 17:36:49 +0000 angrybulldog http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/12/apparently-us-law-now-applies-everywhere-in-the-world-except-guantanamo-bay/ Reason Magazine - Hit & Run > We Are the World
]]> http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/12/apparently-us-law-now-applies-everywhere-in-the-world-except-guantanamo-bay/feed/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/12/apparently-us-law-now-applies-everywhere-in-the-world-except-guantanamo-bay/ In reality, of course, teevee shows are mostly the stunted, bastard whelpings of drunken Big Media hatefucks, slathered in stupid and consummated on sticky mattresses stuffed with bribe-gleaned blood money. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogbites/~3/330303938/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/09/in-reality-of-course-teevee-shows-are-mostly-the-stunted-bastard-whelpings-of-drunken-big-media-hatefucks-slathered-in-stupid-and-consummated-on-sticky-mattresses-stuffed-with-bribe-gleaned-blood/#comments Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:48:25 +0000 angrybulldog http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/09/in-reality-of-course-teevee-shows-are-mostly-the-stunted-bastard-whelpings-of-drunken-big-media-hatefucks-slathered-in-stupid-and-consummated-on-sticky-mattresses-stuffed-with-bribe-gleaned-blood/ d r i f t g l a s s: Sunday Morning Comin’ Down
]]> http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/09/in-reality-of-course-teevee-shows-are-mostly-the-stunted-bastard-whelpings-of-drunken-big-media-hatefucks-slathered-in-stupid-and-consummated-on-sticky-mattresses-stuffed-with-bribe-gleaned-blood/feed/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/09/in-reality-of-course-teevee-shows-are-mostly-the-stunted-bastard-whelpings-of-drunken-big-media-hatefucks-slathered-in-stupid-and-consummated-on-sticky-mattresses-stuffed-with-bribe-gleaned-blood/ Honestly, once you start stabbing people in the neck it’s hard to stop. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogbites/~3/330121115/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/08/honestly-once-you-start-stabbing-people-in-the-neck-its-hard-to-stop/#comments Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:16:59 +0000 highlycaffeinated http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/08/honestly-once-you-start-stabbing-people-in-the-neck-its-hard-to-stop/ Call Me Fishmeal.: Pimp My Code, Part 15: The Greatest Bug of All
]]> http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/08/honestly-once-you-start-stabbing-people-in-the-neck-its-hard-to-stop/feed/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/08/honestly-once-you-start-stabbing-people-in-the-neck-its-hard-to-stop/ As you know, the Segway is the two-wheeled transportation device that Woz loves (he even plays polo with it), but gave President Bush a bit of trouble. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogbites/~3/329181054/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/07/as-you-know-the-segway-is-the-two-wheeled-transportation-device-that-woz-loves-he-even-plays-polo-with-it-but-gave-president-bush-a-bit-of-trouble/#comments Mon, 07 Jul 2008 20:38:05 +0000 angrybulldog http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/07/as-you-know-the-segway-is-the-two-wheeled-transportation-device-that-woz-loves-he-even-plays-polo-with-it-but-gave-president-bush-a-bit-of-trouble/ Segway CTO joins Apple - The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW)
]]> http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/07/as-you-know-the-segway-is-the-two-wheeled-transportation-device-that-woz-loves-he-even-plays-polo-with-it-but-gave-president-bush-a-bit-of-trouble/feed/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/07/as-you-know-the-segway-is-the-two-wheeled-transportation-device-that-woz-loves-he-even-plays-polo-with-it-but-gave-president-bush-a-bit-of-trouble/ America is in trouble because, in America,A bag of tainted meat…Can be paid 1/3 of a billion dollars…To tell an army of moon-faced trailer trash…That bigotry and pig-ignorance…Are patriotism’s highest virtues…For three hours a day…On 600 stations coast-to-coast…For the next eight years. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogbites/~3/327899599/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/06/america-is-in-trouble-because-in-americaa-bag-of-tainted-meatcan-be-paid-13-of-a-billion-dollarsto-tell-an-army-of-moon-faced-trailer-trashthat-bigotry-and-pig-ignoranceare-patriotism/#comments Sun, 06 Jul 2008 07:09:56 +0000 angrybulldog http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/06/america-is-in-trouble-because-in-americaa-bag-of-tainted-meatcan-be-paid-13-of-a-billion-dollarsto-tell-an-army-of-moon-faced-trailer-trashthat-bigotry-and-pig-ignoranceare-patriotism/ d r i f t g l a s s: Why is America in trouble?
]]> http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/06/america-is-in-trouble-because-in-americaa-bag-of-tainted-meatcan-be-paid-13-of-a-billion-dollarsto-tell-an-army-of-moon-faced-trailer-trashthat-bigotry-and-pig-ignoranceare-patriotism/feed/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/06/america-is-in-trouble-because-in-americaa-bag-of-tainted-meatcan-be-paid-13-of-a-billion-dollarsto-tell-an-army-of-moon-faced-trailer-trashthat-bigotry-and-pig-ignoranceare-patriotism/ Karl Rove doesn’t have brass balls, they’re made of cast irony. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogbites/~3/325179388/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/02/karl-rove-doesnt-have-brass-balls-theyre-made-of-cast-irony/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:29:47 +0000 angrybulldog http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/02/karl-rove-doesnt-have-brass-balls-theyre-made-of-cast-irony/ Dispatches from the Culture Wars: The Extraordinary Chutzpah of Karl Rove
]]> http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/02/karl-rove-doesnt-have-brass-balls-theyre-made-of-cast-irony/feed/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/07/02/karl-rove-doesnt-have-brass-balls-theyre-made-of-cast-irony/ They were promised a savage, worldwide comeuppance to every variety of Scary Brown Persons who haunt the bedwetty dreams of White Rightard Christian Patriots everywhere. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogbites/~3/322809302/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/06/29/they-were-promised-a-savage-worldwide-comeuppance-to-every-variety-of-scary-brown-persons-who-haunt-the-bedwetty-dreams-of-white-rightard-christian-patriots-everywhere/#comments Sun, 29 Jun 2008 22:06:02 +0000 angrybulldog http://www.blogbites.com/2008/06/29/they-were-promised-a-savage-worldwide-comeuppance-to-every-variety-of-scary-brown-persons-who-haunt-the-bedwetty-dreams-of-white-rightard-christian-patriots-everywhere/ d r i f t g l a s s: The Rove Guru
]]> http://www.blogbites.com/2008/06/29/they-were-promised-a-savage-worldwide-comeuppance-to-every-variety-of-scary-brown-persons-who-haunt-the-bedwetty-dreams-of-white-rightard-christian-patriots-everywhere/feed/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/06/29/they-were-promised-a-savage-worldwide-comeuppance-to-every-variety-of-scary-brown-persons-who-haunt-the-bedwetty-dreams-of-white-rightard-christian-patriots-everywhere/ This man is no more bright than the geniuses who named Table Mesa and Picacho Peak in Arizona. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogbites/~3/320698045/ http://www.blogbites.com/2008/06/26/this-man-is-no-more-bright-than-the-geniuses-who-named-table-mesa-and-picacho-peak-in-arizona/#comments Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:01:54 +0000 angrybulldog http://www.blogbites.com/2008/06/26/this-man-is-no-more-bright-than-the-geniuses-who-named-table-mesa-and-picacho-peak-in-arizona/ En Tequila Es Verdad: “Shhh! Don’t Tell Anyone We’re Republicans…”
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