How to build a Bottom-Up Social Movement (c) iCommons.org 2008.
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1. Set up corporate structure and legal entity status.
2. Appoint (not elect) members of the board and employees.
3. Set up lots of mailing groups to 'discuss' issues with the plebs who want to get involved.
4. Start building a bureaucracy.
5. Start writing corporate policies on all aspects of iCommons activities.
6. Stop people writing in 'unofficial' English on the website.
7. Notice point 6 gets everyone really angry.
8. Delete point 6 and announce as a major iCommons strategy that all English is welcome.
9. Create corporate booklets and PDFs filled with lots of PR-type messages. Model it on the million of company internal magazines by ensuring content blandness levels remain at maximum.
10. Announce lots of things all the time that nobody really cares about (e.g. our website now supports people reading it). This gives the impression of the action and velocity of a major movement.
11. Hang about with the corporations, think about getting into bed with them. Listen to them flatter you.
12. Talk about 'pragmatics' and how important business is. (see point 9 about corporate PR)
13. Get into bed with business. Find it really cold and that they don't really care about you. Cosy up even more. Leave companies little messages under their pillow. Give unrequited love to companies. Still they don't care about you. Start leaning over backwards, adapting policies and procedures that make companies happy. Companies now realise that actually you can be useful as a PR exercise, they start noticing you. Feel exhilarated and excited that companies love you. Companies now treat you like a door mat.
14. Start worrying that unsuprisingly people most people think corporates are boring beyond belief and it puts them off iCommons.
15. Announce that iCommons is a Bottom-Up Social Movement that really cares (tm) about what its plebs really think.
16. Start organising huge jamboree conferences and invite lots of corporations.
17. Announce that the plebs have a voice.
18. Develop a secret strategy for soliciting bids for next conference.
19. Announce that the plebs have a voice.
20. Show corporate video at conference to widespread laughter and disbelief.
21. 'Double code' response - iCommons can laugh too.
22. Now sew up the deal quick before any of the plebs complain.
23. Announce new conference in most expensive country in the world. Welcome everybody to come along especially the plebs who can apply for mean-tested benefits from the beneficient corporate masters of iCommons.
24. Continue announcing corporate-like strategies in the hope that corporates see you as one of them and give you even more money.
25. Stuff the board with as many corporates as possible to ensure 'continuity', 'fairness' and 'equality' of everyones voice.
26. Develop bureaucracy. Start talking about leadership and vision.
27. Announce that this wily-nily posting information on the iCommons interweb system is a danger to life and security of all people. Something Needs To Be Done (tm). Announce corporate copyright strategy, everyone will assume it is a parody or joke of some type, but actually be deadly serious using lots of faux-corporate jargon about content, legitimate usage, having a 'conversation' and such like.
28. Set up mailing group to 'discuss' issues with the plebs who want to get involved. Secretly hope only the very weird ones who don't post much join it. But just in case restrict the discussion to the most arcane and boring aspects of corporate copyright policy that only the criminally insane and copyright lawyers are likely to find interest (and, it has to be said, a lot of common ground).
29. Ignore posting on said Mailing List as the people who contributed are not lawyers anyway and they have all sorts of nutty ideas about 'sharing' culture rather than developing five point programmes for copyright sharing policies.
30. Announce plebs have voice.
31. Enjoy said expensive jamboree, waltz with lots of corporates around. Suddenly notice every-one looks the same. Wearing the same grey suit. With the same grey eyes. Talking in the same grey voice about 'copyright infringement', 'policy considerations', 'creating value', 'creativity' and 'excitement'. Notice no excitement in the dull of lead eyes. Walk around in a daze wondering what went wrong. How it all seemed so exciting at the beginning. So much colour and craziness, artists, musicians, designers... Then remember the dark warnings of Mary Howitt...
32. Will you walk into my parlour?" said the Spider to the Fly.
33. 'Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
34. The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
35. And I've a many curious things to shew when you are there.
36. "Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "to ask me is in vain,
37. For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again." ****
38. Er..
39. That's it.
40. The End.

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Apologies for my long absence. I've been busy.

Then NaVloPoMo came and went, which I tried to complete, but couldn't (see above)...

The first half of this video was from NaVloPoMo, but as Henrik has now come home, I thought it would be nice to go back and add a bit to it. It is nice to have him home. Don't expect too many videos in the next 6 months ;-)

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!

My distraction (see below) got worse. Henrik, born september 18th at 27 weeks, is in special care, stable but little (970 grams at birth, that's 2lbs 2oz) and with a long way to go before he can come home - hopefully in december. thanks for all the support from friends and family. I'll get back to posting videos when things feel a little more stable.

I never finished that video, kinda got distracted.

this is why.

Made over seven years (!), the movie (which is feature length by the way) features both quirky amateur acting and fantastic special effects. Most importantly, perhaps, the story is engaging, the dialogue funny and at time you actually forget you're watching an amateur production. And I am not even a sci-fi fan. Amazingly, they did it all for free.

Galacticast, eat your heart out. :) [read more]

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music: a l'ombre de 12000 médias by aMute

with special thanks to david meme for rescuing the footage and being the harsh critic that he is.

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silly sunshine stroll.

lost footage halfway through editing, so it's a bit rough.

music by Jaques Brel

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been doing a promo for a research centre i am a member of. it's my first venture into screen casting and apart from giving me a headache, i loved doing it and quite like the result.

Hello,

For those of you who don't know this already, I am a researcher in Media & Film at the University of Sussex, UK, and am currently writing my thesis on Videoblogging.

Part of my study is conducting interviews with videobloggers, and I am currently looking for volunteers. I'd be really grateful if you would spare a little of your time to tell me about your site. If you agree to help, I'll mail you a few questions. Your answers can be as long or short as you like. You could really help me by spending as little as 10 minutes telling me about your experiences. In anything I use from what you say, I will make sure that no clues are given to your identity.

If you're interested, please drop me an email at t [dot] b [dot] berry [at] sussex [dot] ac [dot] uk

Many thanks