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WWF (file format)

2012-07-15T13:22:00.005+05:30

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Shraddha Sharma

2012-07-14T23:29:00.002+05:30

Fifteen year old Shraddha Sharma and her 5 videos are a huge hit on YouTube. The cute looking girl has mesmerized music lovers with her enchanting voice and has a mammoth fan following online. She is being followed not only on YouTube but her ardent fans have opened a `Shraddha Sharma Fans` page on Facebook.

Travels

2012-07-14T23:07:00.003+05:30

Dolphin Travels

My experience with dolphin is very good.

Visit online
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Many times we feel as though we are worthless

2011-08-21T21:44:00.001+05:30

A well-known speaker started off his public speech in a strange manner – by holding up a Rupee 1000 Note! Holding up the Note high in the air in one of his hands, he addressed the curious audience, "Who would like this Rupee 1000 Note?"

With great cheers almost all of them raised their hands with the shout, "I want it", "I want it”!! He said, "Oh! That’s nice. Well, I am going to give this Note to one of you... But, first let me do this." Then, he crumpled the Note in his hands vigorously & now showed the awkwardly wrinkled 1000 Rupee Note by holding up high in his hand. He then asked, "Who still wants it?"
The same hands went up in the air this time too.

"Well", he replied, "What if I do this?" and he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe like a mad man. It seemed he is deriving great merriment in his unusual act. He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty. It was so smudgy that no one could recognize it now as a 1000 Rupee Note. "Now who still wants it?" Strangely, now also, all the hands were up in the air with equal cheers & spirit.

Now he addressed his audience with great feeling. "My friends," said he, "You have all learned a very valuable lesson today. No matter what I did to this valuable Rupee Note, all of you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth the same - Rs.1000/-

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt of shame & insult by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come in our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. In the eyes of God, you are the same "most precious jewel of His".

Sarkari Nai ( Govt Barber)

2011-08-21T21:43:00.001+05:30

Sarkari Nai (Barber) ne baal kaat-te waqt Kapil Sibbal se poochha - Saab yeSwiss bank wala kya lafda hai ?
Kapil Sibbal shouted - Abey tu baal kaat raha hai ya inquiry kar raha hai ?
Nai ( Barber)- Sorry saab aise hi poochh liya.

Agle din Pranab Mukerji se bal Kaat-ke waqt poojha - Saab ye kala dhan kya
hota hai ?
Pranab shouted - Tum humse ye sawaal q poochha ?
Nai - Sorry saab bas aise hi poochha liya.

Next day CBI interrogated the Nai - Are u an agent of Baba Ramdev ?
Nai - Nahi saab ji.
CBI - Kya tum Anna k agent ho ?
Nai - Nahi saab ji.
CBI - To tum baal kat-te waqt Congressi netaon se faltu k sawaal q karte ho?
Naayi - Saab na jane q Swiss bank aur kale dhan k naam par in Congress wale ke baal khade ho jate hain aur mujhko baal kaatne me aasani ho jati hai , isliye poochhta rehta hoon.

Love never fades, it only changes its shades

2011-08-21T21:42:00.002+05:30

Love never fades, it only changes its shades. . .

11th December 2010

The sun was playing hide and seek.
The wind was chilly cold, it was 8 in the morning. She was sleeping by my side in the bed.
I had switched on the light and she tried to cover her face with the blanket, but she can’t. As she hates to cover her face while sleeping.
I switched off the light and her face seems to relax and a sweet smile appears on her face in that deep sleep, saying thank you to me.
I slowly took out my SLR and tried to capture her smile :)
It looked the same as it was 5 years back.

11th December 2005

I still remember the day, it was 11th of December 2005. It was a Sunday.
We were on our first outing after “our union as one in this world”(bole to honeymoon tha :D:D:D).
We were in the valley of KASHMIR.

Looking out of the glassed window.
The whole earth was clad with white innocent snow.
The snow resembled the smile of a small kid with a innocent smile, touching my soul and making me feel like going out and dance in it.
Kashmir is so good and so peaceful in December(now don’t remind me of terror seeking groups, I am just speaking of the valley).

My room had a room heater, I could do anything but just to sulk in the warm cozy blanket was so good.
The room was filled with the essence of Hot elachi chai.
I don’t drink tea but that’s her favorite, her morning starts with a hot elachi chai.

She was lying next to me in the warm cozy bed, trying to pull the blanket up and cover her face as I have switched on the light in the room.
This was the first time I noticed that she doesn’t like to cover her face while sleeping.

Time passed on and I knew her more and more.
That elachi chai of hers is her favorite which she calls pyala and my favorite was my morning kiss which she calls pyar ka pyala.

Now I knew she hates to cover her face while sleeping and I loved that part of her sleep.

Her face is never covered with the blanket which gives me the pleasure of looking at her anytime.
I have seen the world in her face, I have seen her smile in her dreams and loved her even more by every day.
Sometimes I see wrinkles on her forehead, I know she is tensed in her dreams and I would just shake her a bit to shatter such a dream which disturbs her peaceful night.

My lappys desktops are filled with her pics with a sweet innocent smile which she portrays while she is dreaming a sweet dream, thanks to my SLR :)

I know her very well, she likes magenta color and would fight with me when I would say its pink.
She likes elachi tea early morning, her pyala.

She loves wearing pink but often picks up a blue dress as I love her in blue.
She always chooses my happiness before hers.

She cries like a kid while seeing some romantic movie.
She holds a special aroma of herself which mesmerizes me every day.

She gets confused with numbers while calculating for anything and would need my help, for which I always get a kiss.
I still remember our first fight, she went out and bought herself a calculator so that she won’t have any problem with calculation and won’t have to kiss me for her calculation problems.

While on the weekend drive she will tell me every minute “its reverse ABC, Accelerator Brake Clutch”, as she would get confused which foot to place where and my heart would take a extra beat knowing that she is confused with the pedals, risking both our lives, but she won’t let me drive on the weekends.
She is scared to death when it comes to needles and injection and would run away or fight with the doctor if I am not around to hold her and cool her down.

She loves puppies but hates when they pee inside the house. And as I am well mannered and I only use the bathrooms I am her puppy.
She would play with me on a Sunday morning when I would be dying to catch some more sleep(sahi kah hai jisne bhi kaha hai, shadii ke baad ladka kutta ho jata hai ;), but I LOVE to be her puppy).
I love the way she cuddles me like a mom cuddles a small baby.

She sometimes forgets the recipe of what she is cooking and would scratch her head with the salt box in her hand standing in front of the gas stove.
She loves animation movies.

She has big eyes, which become even more beautiful when she applies kajal.
She is full of life, yupieeeeeeeeeeee, I am too lucky to have her as my life :):):)

Two years later we were expecting a angel in our life.
It was 11th December 2007.

She was in admitted in the hospital and the doctor said that in few minutes the angel would be life :)
I was sitting outside the OT and thinking of names, I had thought of Midhu for my daughter and she had thought of Karan for her son.

Lets see who will be born.

11th December 2007

Doctor came out rushing to me and said
“the situation has gone critical and we can save only one of them, for the other it will be a risk.
Whom you want the baby or the mother”
I couldn’t say a word I was in a shock and someone from either o four families or friends, I don’t know who, said “save the baby”
The doctor started to move back to the OT when I shouted at the top of my voice ”NO” and everyone there rouse to their feet, people whispering stopped their whispers, the doctor stood still

And everyone anticipated what I was gonna say next and I said it, ”Save her, save my ARYA, I want her, you can take a chance with the baby, but save my wife, my ARYA”
Doctor smiled back into the room and all my dreams were shattered in a second.
I knew my ARYA will help me get over this if anything happens to the baby, but she has loved the baby more than me, who will support her.
And I knew that moment, I just can break at that moment, I have to stand by my ARYA when she needs me the most.

Time stood still like a summer noon without any wind making me feel uncomfortable to even breathe.
All I had was hope to support me nothing else seemed real, my world has blasted into small fragments of pain, sorrow and fear which was trying to suffocate me from all directions.
It was then I heard my angel cry, a cry which cleared all the grey clouds around me and joy filled in every where around me.
I cannot be more happy in my life than that moment, when doctor saved my Arya and also succeeded to save my angel.
The doctor came out after some time and handed us the baby, she was an angel.
Hurray my wish was fulfilled, she was a daughter my MIdhu was born that day and not her Karan.
Everyone in the family started to compare her features with some or the other one, but I was sure of those eyes. Those big eyes, those lovely eyes were of my Arya.
Every one held a smile as big as their heart, then the doctor permitted me to go in and speak to my Arya.
My mom held my MIdhu in her hands, while I walked into the OT.
I was on cloud 9, we were gonna share the biggest happiness of our life ever since we met.
But I could sense lot of blood in the OT, she has lost lot of blood in the operation, all my happiness seemed to fade.
She was there on the bed, she had so many pipes and needles running in through her body, she hates and fears injection but she bared all this for our Angel.
She held a smile that could strengthen me enough to fight the whole world with my last breath, but then I can see the pain that hid behind her smile.
She kept that smile while I was no more able to with stand the site of hers in that way, i moved close and sat beside her.
I could not speak a word but yet we spoke a million words. I could feel her pain, my body shivered for a moment and a tear rolled down my cheeck on to her hand.
Her smile changed a bit and i read her eyes, she asked me to lean forward, she took all her strength and rose a bit a kissed on my forehead.
For that one second I cursed her, cursed her like hell, why the hell does she care for me so much.
Why the hell does she care for my happiness so much.
I read her heart very well and I knew it that very moment and couldn't control myself. She has taken the decision.
Even before the doctor came to me I knew that she has asked the doctor to save the child risking her own life.
She didn't even think for once what will happen to me if anything happens to her.
A ,illion thoughts ran through my mind, was she safe or not and when i turned to the doctor all she said was "I am sorry, it was her decision".
I will never forgive that doctor, i ll never forgive you my love life my world my ARYA.

In that last moment my Arya spoke to me
"Happy na u have ur midhu now, and dont worry Vijay i ll always be there with you,
I ll be your midhu if not your Arya anymore.
You remember Vijay when we eloped and I told you that my dad would cry a lot and you used to make fun of me.
Don't worry, ur Midhu wont elope with any guy, because I know you will be her friend first a father later.
promise ME THAT YOU WILL TAKE HER TO THE ICEREAM PARLOR THAT WE VISIT LATE NIGHT
promise ME THAT YOU WILL TEACH HER HOW TO DRIVE THE WAY YOU DID TO ME
promise ME………..
she took a lot of promise and left me for this life
I still don’t know why I am alive
I still don’t know how I ll take care of my Midhu who is also my Arya now :)

Three years later

11th December 2010

I am at Kashmir, fulfilling one of her promises and living one of my best moments of life.
Loving to know the fact that she is just not my sweet little angel Midhu, she is my Arya too. As she too hates to cover her face while asleep.
Letting me get lost in her innocence and overloading my SLR with her one in a million, million pics.

When Life takes a complete U turn.
When life goes upside down.
When u are all alone in the middle of nowhere.
Its then U find that, there is someone whom you love more than anyone else you ever loved in this world.

Love never fades, it only changes its shades. . .

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

2011-08-21T21:33:00.007+05:30

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in hersalary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Employee

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United State s may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

MBA

2011-07-12T00:33:00.001+05:30

What is full form of MBA?

MBA (Married But Available)

Ramayan Revamped

2011-07-09T17:35:00.001+05:30

किशोर भट

2011-07-08T08:30:00.003+05:30

चार मीटर क!पडवाला

चार मीटर क!पडवाला मुंबईत
सातरस्त्याजवळ ऑर्थर रोडला लागून एक छोटेसे दुकान हे 'प्रीती
आर्ट्‍अस' नावाच्या या दुकानात सुंदर मूर्ती, चित्र, शोपीस व स्टीलचे
फर्निचर मिळते. पण आश्चर्य असे की, हे दुकान कधी चालू तर कधी बंद असते.
शेजारच्या पानवाला सांगतो, ग्राहक दुकानाबाहेर उभे राहतात दुकान
उघडण्याची वाट पाहत, पण मालक मात्र आपल्या मर्जीने येतो आणि जातो. याचे
कारण या दुकानाच्या मालकाचे एकवेगळेच वेड.मुंबईसारख्या 'फास्ट लाइफ'ने
झपाटलेल्या जीवनात जिथे जिवंत माणसांसाठी वेळ काढता येत नाही तिथे
किशोरचंद्र भट आपला कामधंदा बाजूला ठेवून बेवारस मृतदेहांवरअंत्यसंस्कार
करण्यासाठी मुंबईतील वेगवेगळी स्मशाने पालथी घालत असतात. आपल्या दुकानात
बसून ते फक्त कामाचेच फोन न घेता शवगृहांचे, इस्पितळांचे व पोलीस
ठाण्याचेही फोन सतत घेत असतात. हेच लोक त्यांना बेवारशी शवांचीमाहिती
देऊन बोलावून घेतात. १९६८ पासून त्यांनी हे कार्य सुरू केले. त्याच वर्षी
सुरतमध्ये पूर आला होता. खाद्यवाटप करणाऱ्या एका संस्थेसोबत १७वर्षीय
किशोर भटही गेले होते. माणसं आणि जनावरांना एकत्र मरून पडलेलेपाहून
त्यांना खूप अस्वस्थ वाटले. शेवटी थाटात आणि तोऱ्यात जगणाऱ्यांचीहीमातीच
होते हे त्यांच्या वडिलांनी त्यांना समजावले व तेव्हाच सुरू झाली त्यांची
मृत्यूशीमैत्री. विविध इस्पितळांमध्ये जाऊन त्यांनी सांगितले की, 'बेवारस
मृतदेह मिळाले तर मला कळवा' हे ऐकून अनेकांना संशय वाटायचा. सुरुवातीला
तर हा मृतदेहांवरील गोष्ती चोरत असेल अशी शंकाही व्यक्त करण्यातआली, पण
सत्य व चांगल्या हेतूला पुरावे लागत नाहीत. किशोर यांनी आपल्या
निःस्वार्थ कार्याने हे सिद्ध केले आहे. आजपर्यंत त्यांनी जवळ जवळ २६००
बेवारस मृतदेहांवर अंत्यसंस्कारकेले आहेत. १९९३ मध्ये बॉम्बस्फोट झाले
तेव्हा किशोर यांनी अनेकांची मदत केली. देहाच्या चिंध्या बॅगेत भरून
त्यांना अग्नी दिल्याचे त्यांना आठवते. यावर ते म्हणतात, मृत्यू हा कधीही
आणि कुठेही येऊ शकतो. पैशांसाठी धावणारे व साम्राज्याचे कर्तेदेखील
मृत्यूपुढे भिकारीच असतात. मृत्यूबद्दल सर्वात महत्त्वाचे काही सांगायचे
झाले तर तुम्ही काय सांगाल? हा प्रश्न तसा साधारणचहोता. पण त्यांच्या
असाधारण उत्तराने मला थक्क केले, 'कफन को जेब नही होती और मौत रिश्वत
नहीं लेती.' हे ऐकून अंगावर काटा आला, पण त्यांच्यासाठी हा आयुष्याचाच एक
भाग आहे. त्यांच्या दुकानात कापडचे तागे, अगरबत्ती, गंगाजळ, मडके... सर्व
काही एका कोपऱ्यात ठेवले आहे. कापडाचे चार मीटरचे तुकडेदेखील वेगळे काढले
आहेत. म्हणजे तातडीने जावे लागले तर आयत्या वेळी त्रास नको. याच
कपड्याच्यातुकड्यांनी शव बांधले जातात. बोलावणे आले की, भट हे तुकडे घेऊन
पोहोचतात. म्हणूनच त्यांना 'चार मीटर कपडावाला' असे ओळखले जाते. हिंदू,मुसलमान, शीख, ख्रिश्चन .... कोणत्याही जातीची व्यक्ती असली तरी भट
त्यांना शेवटचा विधी संपन्न करून देण्यास मागेपुढे पाहत नाहीत. हिंदूना
संपूर्ण विधीप्रमाणे जाळले जाते. मुसलमानांना त्यांच्या शास्त्रांचे पालन
करून पुरले जाते व मृतव्यक्तीच्या जातीचा मन ठेवनूच अंत्यसंस्कार केले
जातात. 'रद्गती' नावाचा त्यांचा एक ट्रस्ट त्यांनी बनवला. 'डोनेशन
घेण्यासाठी हा ट्रस्ट नाही स्थापन केला मी. माझ्यानंतर हे कार्य सुरू
राहावे व लोकांनी यात सहभाग घ्यावा हाच या स्थापनेचा हेतू आहे' असे ते
सांगतात. दुकानाबाहेर दोन व्हॅन सतत उभ्या असतात. फुकट शव नेण्याची
सुविधा हा ट्रस्ट सामान्य माणसांसाठी देतो व मयताचेसारे सामानही फुकट
वाटले जाते. सर्व इस्पितळे आता किशोर भट यांना ओळखतात. काहीगरीबांकडे
उपचारांवर खर्च झाल्यानंतर अंत्यसंस्कारासाठी पैसे उरत नाहीत. अशा वेळी
किशोरजींचा नंबर दिला जातो. अशीच एक घटना त्यांनी सांगितली. एका बाईची
छोटी पोर नायर हॉस्पिटलमध्ये आजाराने मेली. मेलेल्या मुलीला ती सोडून
चालली होती. कारण स्मशानाचा व अंत्यसंस्कारांचा खर्च तिला परवडणारा
नव्हता.'देव नाही!' असे म्हणून ती रडत रडत बाहेर पडत होती. तेवढ्यात
किशोरजी तिथे पोहोचले. तिला थांबवून ते म्हणाले, 'मी सर्व करीन. मला
देवाने पाठवले आहे.' त्या आईचे काळीज भरून आले असेल आणि कदाचित देवाचीही
तीच अवस्था असेल. खंर तर हे कार्य म्हणजे चांगलेपणाचा व देवावरच्या
विश्वासाचाच प्रचार आहे, असे अनेक प्रसंग त्यांच्या आयुष्यात घडत असतात.
एकदा तर त्यांच्या दुकानाबाहेरझाडाखाली एक माणूस पडला होता. विचारपूस
केल्यावर 'मला टीबी आहे. दूर जा', असे तो म्हणाला. किशोरजींनी त्याला
टाटा इस्पितळात दाखल केले व त्याचा संपूर्ण खर्च करीत होते. एका आठवड्यात
हा माणूस टॅक्सीने दुकानासमोर आला. किशोरजींना टॅक्सीचे पैसे द्यायला
सांगितले. 'मला वेळ नाही. तुम्ही माझ्यासाठी खूप केले, धन्यवाद' असे
म्हणून तो कोसळला. फक्त त्यांना भेटण्याकरिता त्या माणसानेश्वास धरून
ठेवला होता. माझ्यावर लोक असेच प्रेम करतात, हे सांगून त्यांनी हा किस्सा
बंद केला. अनेकांचे आशीर्वाद आणि देवाची कृपा त्यांच्या चेहऱ्यावर दिसून
येते. त्यांच्या दुकानात पाच मिनिटे बसलात तरी प्रसन्न वाटते. लोक
मृत्यू, त्रास आणि जनसेवेपासून पळतात हे त्यांना फारसे आवडत नाही.गेल्या
वर्षी एका इस्पितळातील सहा एड्सचे रुग्ण मेले. किशोरजींनी शिवडीतील
स्मशानातत्यांचे अंत्यसंस्कार केले. तेथील एकाने त्यांना सहानुभूती
देण्याकरिता म्हटले, मी मदत करायला येत होतो. आपले संबंधी होते का मृत?किशोरजींनी ' ते एड्सचे पेशंट होते' सांगितल्या क्षणी, 'बरं झालं, मी
नाही आलो' असे म्हणाला. हे ऐकून किशोरजींना दुःख झाले. माणूसच माणसाचा
सर्वात मोठा शत्रू असल्यासारखा वागतो कधी कधी, असे म्हणाला. हे ऐकून
किशोरजईंना दुःख झाले. माणूसच माणसाचासर्वात मोठा शत्रू असल्यासारखा
वागतो कधीकधी, असे ते म्हणतात. मुंडके नसलेल्या, किडे पडलेल्या, तुकडे
झालेल्या, झडलेल्या, जळालेल्या विचित्र परिस्थितीतल्या शवांना हात लावून,त्यांचे विधी व संस्कार करूनही त्यांना कधी घाण नाही वाटली किंवा कोणता
रोग नाही झाला. ते या ढोंगी समाजातील कुचकट भीतीचा व कुटील विचारांचा
निषेध करतात. त्यांच्यासाठी सगळे एकच आहे. हल्लीच ताजमधीलप्रकरणांत
मेलेले १८ शव कस्तुरबा इस्पितळात आणले गेले. किशोरजींना फोन करूनबोलावले
गेले. 'सतरांनाच कापड बांधा' हा आदेश ऐकून त्यांनी 'का?' असे विचारले.
'तो एक आतंकवादी होता. आता तो फक्त एक मृतदेह आहे.' सर्व इस्पितळांचे व
पोलिसांचे लाडके किशोर भट फारच आनंदी व्यक्ती आहेत. 'सर्व संस्कार केलेले
आत्मे माझी काळजी घेतात' हे त्यांचे म्हणणे आहे. या पिढीला आत्मे आणि
संस्कार हेशब्द जरी जरा जड वाटले तरी एक मात्र शिकण्यासारखे आहे,चांगल्यावर विश्वास ठेवा, चांगले करा आणि चांगलेच शोधा, म्हणजेसापडेल.
खरं तर हा 'चार मीटर कपडावाला' आठवड्याचा माणूस नसून आयुष्याचाच माणूस
आहे. दुकानातील =B6ंकराची थ्रीडी मूर्ती आणि किशोरभाईची कीर्तीप्रत्यक्षच
पाहायला हवी. जमल्यास नक्की पहा.किशोर भट २३०८७९७६, २३०९७९७४--

Warren Buffett Ideology...!!

2011-07-08T08:26:00.003+05:30

A very simple life billionaire with valuable ethics in life.

"I always knew I was going to be rich. I don't think I ever doubted it for a minute" - Warren Buffett

"Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow"

LOOT LE INDIA

2011-07-08T08:25:00.003+05:30

Subject: "LOOT LE INDIA"

WHAT THE BRITS DIDN’T SUCCEED IN DOING WE ARE EXCELLING IN !!!!!!

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India Against Corruption!

Releasing Shortly.................... Film:
"LOOT LE INDIA"

Producer : Ambani Bros., Vijay Mallya, Hasan Ali

Director : Sharad Pawar

Hero : Manmohan Singh.

Heroine : Sonia Gandhi.

Villian : Raja & kalmadi

Script : Karunanidhi

Guest Appearance : Rahul Gandhi

Comedy : Lalu Prasad Yadav

Supporting actor : Ashok Chavan, Diggvijay Singh

Choreography : Mamta Bannerjee , Jaylalita

Action : Advani, Uma Bharati

Music : Neera Radia

Please Keep forwarding.... Till this reaches to all Indians and like Egypt, public will throw all these shameless people out...

63 YEARS OF SUCCESS TO PROVE THE FAT MAN RIGHT

Winston Churchill- we are working hard to prove him Right - and succeeding ! !

DEAR FRIENDS IF YOU KNOW SOME POLITICAL PERSONS DO SEND HIM/HER THIS MAIL.

THEY NEED TO BE CONGRATULATED FOR THE PAINS THEY HAVE TAKEN IN THESE 63 YEARS TO PROVE SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL CORRECT.
THIS MAIL NEEDS WIDEST CIRCULATION DO TAKE SOME PAINS.

--- Sir Winston Churchill...
"Power will go to the hands of rascals, rogues, freebooters; all Indian leaders will be of low calibre & men of straw. They will have sweet tongues & silly hearts. They will fight amongst themselves for power & India will be lost in political squabbles. A day would come when even air & water would Be taxed in India."
[He wrote this 64 years ago]
We are incredible; we have worked very hard and we proved him right.....

Developer's frustration

2011-07-08T08:24:00.003+05:30

Introduction:
Peter (QA Tester)
Kush  (Developer)
Peter:  Hey Kush, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in
username text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear.

Kush:  How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep
sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it
fixed.

After 2 days,

Kush : Peter, bug is fixed. Please verify.

After another 2 days,

Peter : I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in
some PCs. Sound is coming in my machine, but my colleague Pankaj(Shauk…n)
is not getting the sound.

After another 2 days,

Kush  : Not a bug. I observed that your friend Panka(Shauk…n) j has
Old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuilt
speakers. So, to hear the sound in Pankaj(Shauk…n) 's machine, please use
head phones and then get the bug closed soon.

Another 2 days,

Peter : I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is
Different across different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but
My colleague Pankaj(Shauk…n) 's who is having IBM machine is getting the sound
as 'TONG'.

Kush : Not a bug. Get lost man. What can we do for the bug? The
Two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do
You expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them
uniform?
Please close it.

Another 2 days,

Peter : I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep
Sound produced on 2 different DELL machines is different. My machine produces
Beep sound of intensity 10 decibels whereas my friend's machine produces
Sound worth 20 decibels. Fix your code to make the sound uniform across all
machines.

Another 2 days later,

Kush : Once again it is not a bug.. I have noticed that the
Volume set is different on the two machines. Ensure that volume is same in both
The machines before I get mad and then close the bug.

Another 2 days,

Peter : I have re-opened the bug.

Kush : What ?? Why? What more stupid reasons can be there for
re-opening?
Peter: Sound intensity is different for machines placed at
different locations (different buildings). So, I have re-opened it.

After 2 days,

Kush : I have made some scientists do an acoustical analysis of
the
two buildings you used for testing. They have observed that the
acoustics in the two buildings varies to a large extent. That is why sound intensity
is different across the 2 buildings. So, I beg you to please close the
bugs.

After 1 year

Peter : I am re-opeing the bug. During the year, I requested
The clients to arrange architects to build two buildings with same
Acoustical features, so that I can test it again. Now, when I tested, I found that
intensity of sound still varying. So, I am re-opening the defect.

Kush : GROWLLLL.... .I am really mad now. I am sure that the
Sound waves of the two buildings are getting distorted due to some background
noice or something. Now I need to waste time to prove that it is because
of background noice.

Peter : No need for that. We will put the machines and run
them in vacuum and see.

Kush :   ??
Result------ --------- --------
He is now in mental asylum while Peter has become QA Manager.

Love

2011-06-18T10:22:00.005+05:30

विसरावे म्हंटल तरी विसरता येत नाही,दिवस येतात-जातात,पण मन कुठेच लागत नाही,पाउस पडून गेला तरी आठवणीनचे आभाळ मोकळ होत नाही, आठवण आली नाही अस कधी झालेच नाही, आठवायला विसरावे लागते, विसरता मात्र आलेच नाही......

हा दोष मी आज कुणास द्यावा
दोषी मला ती ठरवून गेली.
शब्दास आता रडु आवरेना
काव्यास माझ्या रडवून गेली.

झालो मि आता निवडूंग वेडा
तीही गुलाबात दगूंन गेली

आयुष्यात दुख्खांची नेहमी वजाबाकी करावी
घडलेल्या चुकांचा अनुभवाने भागाकार करावा
आनंदाचा आणि सुखाचा नेहमी गुणाकार करावा
आणि
बरोबरीच्या चीन्हांने आयुष्याचा स्वीकार करावा ''

तुझी आठवण येते तेव्हा..
जेव्हा मी एकटा असतो,
मग मी मनात तुझ्याच बरोबर बोलत असतो...

तुझी आठवण आल्यावर वाटत तुही माझी आठवण काढत असशील,
आणि आरश्यात तू माझेच प्रतिबिंब पाहत असशील...

तुला काय सांगू किती तुझी आठवण येते,
तुझीच आठवण दिवस रात्र येते असे मलाच का होते...

तुला काय सांगू किती तुझी आठवण येते,
तुझीच आठवण दिवस रात्र येते असे मलाच का होते....

MTNL Offices in Navi Mumbai

2011-06-11T20:12:00.003+05:30

MTNL offices address in Navi Mumbai

1 Vashi CSC 27806070 27800101
Vashi Tel. Exch.,Vashi, Navi Mumbai

2 Vashi Sector-7 27821100, 27820111 27820417
Vashi Sect -7, Tel. Exch. Bldg., Vashi.

3 Vashi Sector 14 27652657 27650844
Vashi Sector 14, Nr Gaodevi Mandir, Vashi, Navi Mumbai 400709

4 Nerul 27714787 27721313
Nerul Tel. Exch.,Opp.Nerul Rly,Stn.Nerul, Navi Mumbai

5 Belapur 27564949 27560101
New Belapur Tele.Exch.Bldg.Sec.11,Opp.Rly.Stn.,Navi Mumbai

6 Rabale 27642121 27690101
Rebale Tel Exch Bldg, Gr Flr, Thane Belapur Road, Rabale

7 Panvel 27862020, 27480111 27464635
Panvel Tel. Exch.,Panvel- Navi Mumbai

8 Uran 27222007 27222666
Uran Tel. Exch.,Nr. MIDC office,ONGC Rd.,Uran,Navi Mumbai

9 Kalamboli 27222500 27420101
Kalamboli Tel. Exch.,Nr.Steel market,Kalamboli,Navi Mumbai

10 Koparkhairane 27541000 27540000
Opp.bus depot, Sector 6, Abhyuday Bank, Navi Mumbai

11 Kharghar 27745050 27740099
Sector -21,plot no.-7A, Khargar, 410 210

Broadband Internet Services Spectranet

2011-06-11T20:06:00.001+05:30

In Navi mumbai One of the service provider is available as SPECTRANET.

To view tariff plan & open a new connection
http://www.spectranet.in/Cable-Broadband/mumbai.php
or
Contact on:
9320951797

About Spectranet:

Spectranet started its journey in the year 2000 as the pioneer of Broadband in India and has evolved into India’s leading Integrated Communication Services Provider.

Spectranet’s operations are strategically segmented into Enterprise and Home solutions. Spectranet’s portfolio ranges from high-speed broadband to next-gen cloud-based services. The solutions Spectranet offers are tailored to meet the rapidly changing needs of our customers.

Spectranet currently offers its services in Delhi NCR, Mumbai, Bangalore, Chennai, Hyderabad, Kolkata & Chandigarh and is extending its footprint to many more cities across India.

Story of Life

2011-06-04T22:57:00.001+05:30

God created the Donkey. And said to him.
'You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years.'
The donkey answered :
'I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years'
God granted his wish.
----------x-----------
God created the Dog. And said to him :
'You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years. You will be a dog.'
The dog answered:
Sir, to live 30 years is too much, give me only 15 years.
God granted his wish.
-----------x----------
God created the Monkey. And said to him :
'You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years.'
The monkey answered :
'To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years.'
God granted his wish.
------------x------------
Finally God created Man... And said to him :
'You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth. You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years.'
Man responded :
'Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused.
God granted man's wish.
And since then, man lives 20 years as a man, marries and spends
30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back. Then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him, so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

Mobile phone radiations are "possibly carcinogenic to humans": WHO

2011-06-04T22:57:00.000+05:30

Heavy use of mobile phones and other wireless communication devices could possibly cause cancer, the World Health Organisation has said and asked people to use texting and free-hands devices to reduce the risk.
The electromagnetic fields generated by such devices are “possibly carcinogenic to humans,” the International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) announced at the end of an eight-day meeting on Tuesday in Lyon, France.
A group of 31 experts from 14 countries has “reached this classification based on its review of the human evidence coming from epidemiological studies”, ABC News reported.
The experts also pointed to an increased incidence of glioma, a malignant type of brain cancer, International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) said in a statement.
The number of mobile phone subscriptions is estimated at 5 billion globally.
“The conclusion means that there could be some risk, and therefore we need to keep a close watch for a link between cell phones and cancer risk,” said Jonathan Samet from the University of Southern California, the Chairman of the group of scientists.
The IARC, which is part of the WHO, cautioned that current scientific evidence showed only a possible link, not a proven one, between wireless devices and cancers.
“It is important that additional research be conducted into the long-term, heavy use of mobile phones,” Christopher Wild, director of the IARC said.
“Pending the availability of such information, it is important to take pragmatic measures to reduce exposure such as hands-—free devices or texting.”
Two studies in particular, the largest conducted over the last decade, showed a higher risk “in those that had the most intensive use of such phones.”
Some individuals tracked in the studies had used their phones for an average of 30 minutes per day over a period of 10 years.
An Australian researcher who was part of the expert team said more research is needed before any real link can be made between mobile phone use and cancer.
“Really, what it’s saying is there is an observed association between using a mobile phone and a higher risk of brain cancer,” Bruce Armstrong of University of Sydney said.
Armstrong said researchers studied radiowave activity on those who used phones the heaviest and for the longest period, and health risks for average users was “really quite small“.
“In the general population, particularly in the younger population, there is just no evidence... that brain tumours are increasing in a way that would suggest that they are related to the greater amount of radio—frequency energy in our environment,” he said.
The 3G technology used by iPhones, Blackberry and other mobile phones also appeared to emit less harmful radiowaves, he said.
Research on these new technologies was still in its infancy.
“A very important observation, really, just based on the technology, is that the 3G phones in fact give a much lower dose to the brain than the previous generations,” Armstrong said.
“Whether, for example, the 3G levels are sufficient to cause brain tumours, we don’t know at this stage, because most of the research at this stage was done...
on the generation before.”
The IARC had previously stated that there was no real health risks associated with long—term mobile phone use.
“I think that’s a very common principal of public health, that in the face of uncertainty.. it’s good to take precautions,” he said.
He said using hands—free devices, texting or using a landline whenever possible would reduce any of the potentially negative health risks for phone users.
The IARC report that radio frequency electromagnetic fields generated by such devices are “possibly carcinogenic to humans” has resulted in a Group 2B classification.
The classification will now be assessed by the WHO, which can be expected to provide further advice in due course

Software Profession - "Sarfarosh"--AWESOME

2011-06-01T00:35:00.005+05:30

These interactions are between a developer and technical architect. Comparing them with Sarfarosh movie's Inspector Salim and ACP Rathod.

Enjoy.............................................

ARCHITECT: Kaise ho developer?
DEVELOPER: Thik hun Sir. Yeh document dene ke liye aaya thaa.
ARCHITECT: To tum is module pe kaam nahi karoge.
DEVELOPER: Nahi Sir
ARCHITECT: Aur yeh aapka faislaa hai.
DEVELOPER: Faislaa karney wala main kaun hotaa hun sir.
Faislaa to aap bade log kartein hain.
Ek javascript bug mere module mein nikal aataa hai, aur saarey project mein khusar pusar shuru ho jaati hai.
Aur mujhe us module se hataa diya jaataa hai.
Kyun. Kyun ke main developer hun.
Aur aaj aapka project crash ho jaata hai, koi kuch nahi bol rahaa.
Kyun, kyun ke aap Technical Architect ho. Ek badi post pe hain. Aur kisi bade baap ke bête hain.
ARCHITECT: Technical Architect. Badaa baap. Aap jaante hain mere pitaaji ko.
Who mere pitaaji hain.
Puchhiye unsey main kaise banaa Technical Architect.
bataa nahi paayenge aapko. Barso se khaamosh hain.
Aur woh meri bhabhi hain. Tester hain. Puchhiye unse woh kaise bani Tester.
Humdardi ke liye kah rahaa hun. Lekin aap suniye.
Technical Architect banane ke liye, jee tod mehnat ki hai maine.
MBA ke liye chunaa gayaa thaa. Project Manager bankar aaraam ki jindagi guzaar saktaa thaa.
Lekin maine MCA chunaa. Kyun. Kyun ki har project bug free dekhnaa chaahtaa hun.
Aur main yeh aapse is liye nahi kah rahaa hun ke yeh mere module ka maamlaa hai. Nahi. Yeh mere project ka mamla hai.
DEVELOPER: mere project ka nahi hai?
ARCHITECT: shaayad nahi hai. Isi liye aap apni jimmedariyon se bhaag rahein hain.
Main is project ko apna project samajhtaa hun. Aur apnaa project bachaaney ke liye mujhe kisi developer ki jarurat nahi hai.

Few days later:

ARCHITECT: Tum is module mein kya kar rahey ho Developer?
DEVELOPER: kyun? Koi paabandi hai?
Isi script ko dhundh rahey ho naa aap.
Nahi mili naa. Agar mil bhi gayee to kya hoga?
Aapko to bug fix karke chahiye naa?
Yeh li jiye. Mil jaayegaa aaj. Database mein.
Jaiye. Fix kar lijiye usko.
ARCHITECT: Ruko Developer. Meri baat suno.
DEVELOPER: aur kya sunayenge. Ab nahi sunugaa. De to diya aapko bug fix karkey. Aur kya chahiye. Jaaiye bachaaiye apne project ko. Ab meri kya jarurat hai.
ARCHITECT: jarurat hai Developer. Is project ko bachaaney ke liye mujhe ek nahi, 10 Developer ki jarurat hai.
DEVELOPER: 10 nahi sir, 10 hazaar milenge. Agar aap bharosaa karenge to.
Meri baat suniye Sir. Phir kabhi kisi Developer se mat kahnaa ye project uskaa apna project nahi.
ARCHITECT: nahi kahungaa, kabhi nahi kahungaa.

5 biggest Tragedies of boys' Life

2011-06-01T00:35:00.004+05:30

5 biggest Tragedies of boys' Life -

1) Good girls are not Good-looking

2) Good-looking girls are not good girls...

3) Good-looking and good girls are not single

4) Good-looking, good and single girls have strong Brothers

5) Good-looking, good, single girls without brothers will treat us as her brother...!

Mumbai, a City where everything is possible

2011-06-01T00:33:00.001+05:30

Mumbai Mrei Jaan....
Mumbai, a City where everything is possible
Mumbai, a City where everything is possible, especially the impossible .

Where telephone bills make a person ill,
Where a person cannot sleep without a pill.

Where carbon-dioxide is more than oxygen,
Where the road is considered to be a dustbin,

Where college canteens are full and classes empty,
Where Adam teasing is also making an entry,

Where a cycle reaches faster than a car,
Where everyone thinks himself to be a star,

Where sky scrapers overlook the slum,
Where houses collapse as the monsoon comes,

Where people first act and then think,
Where there is more water in the pen than ink,

Where the roads see-saw in monsoon,
Where the beggars become rich soon,

Where the roads are leveled when the minister arrives,

Where college admission means hard cash,
Where cement is frequently mixed with ash.

YES ! IT IS AMCHI MUMBAI !!
MUMBAI (BOMBAY)

'Bom bay' has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.
Church-gate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.
There is no darkness in Andheri.
Lal-baag is neither red nor a garden.
No king ever stayed at Kings Circle ..
Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus..
Nor is there any princess at Princess Street ..
Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel
There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.
The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi.
There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar.
Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.
Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar* Tram Terminus (Dadar T..T..).
Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market, but there is a Hospital.
Safed Pool has the dirtiest and blackest water.
You cannot buy coal at Kolsa street.
There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.
There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada.
Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and steel market.
Null bazaar does not sell taps.
You will not find ladyfingers at Bheendi Bazaar.
Kalachowki does not have a black Police station.
Hanging Gardens are not suspended.
Mirchi Gully does not sell chillies.
Figs do not grow in Anjir Wadi.
Sitafals do not grow in Sitafal Wadi,
Jackfruits do not grow at Fanaswadi.

But it is true that you may get fleeced at Chor Bazaar!

AMCHI MUMBAI

THINGS TO PROVE YOU'RE A MUMBAYITE

1. You say 'town ' and expect everyone to know that this means south of Churchgate.

2. You speak in a dialect of Hindi called 'Bambaiya Hindi', which only Bombayites can understand.

3. Your door has more than three locks.

4. Rs 500 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.

5. Train timings ( 9.27 , 10.49 etc) are really important events of life.

6. You spend more time each month traveling than you spend at home.

7. You call an 8' x 10' clustered room a Hall.

8. You're paying Rs 10,000 for a 1 room flat, the size of walk-in closet and you think it's a 'steal.'

9. You have the following sets of friend: school friends, college friends, neighborhood friends, office friends and yes, train friends, a species unique only in Mumbai. (REALLY TRUE)

10. Cabbies and bus conductors think you are from Mars if you call the roads by their Indian name, they are more familiar with Warden Road, Peddar Â Road, Altamount Road

11. Stock market quotes are the only other thing* besides cricket which you follow passionately.

12. The first thing that you read in the Times of India is the 'Bombay Times' supplement.

13. You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.

14. Hookers, beggars and the homeless are invisible.

15. You compare Bombay to New York 's Manhattan instead of any other cities of India.

16. The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.

17. You insist on calling CST as VT, and Sahar and Santacruz airports instead of Chatrapati Shivaji International Airport.

18. You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.

19. Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.

20. Being "Single" makes you nervous.

21. You love wading through knee deep mucky water in the monsoons, and actually call it 'romantic'.

22. Only in Mumbai, you would get Chinese Dosa.

Pass The Biscuits

2011-06-01T00:31:00.001+05:30

When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.

On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage, and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school.

I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said: "Honey, I love burned biscuits."

Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, "Your momma put in a long hard day at work today and she's real tired. And besides... a burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!"

You know, life is full of imperfect things... and imperfect people. What I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each other’s faults and choosing to celebrate each other’s differences, is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.

So...please pass me a biscuit. And yes, the burned one will do just fine!

--Author Unknown.

Men Vs. Women

2011-06-01T00:29:00.001+05:30

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!'

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
Share THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !

Software Bridegroom Selection..very Good... :)

2011-06-01T00:27:00.001+05:30

A conversation about the process of selecting a software bridegroom....Enjoy reading....

Vidhya: hey! what is the matter you have called up all of a sudden?

Nithya : do u remember that my parents gave my horoscope, to search for
a suitable match, to many people? So many horoscopes of the groom has
come.. in that 4-5 seems to match.. I don't know which one to select, I
am confused because of it.

Vidhya: what is the confusion about?

Nithya: horoscopes of many software engineers have come.
That's why I don't know whom I must select among this. You are a
software engineer na pls give me some suggestion.

vidhya: not a problem at all. So tell me the position that each one
holds.

nithya: first is a "manager".

vidhya: manager?? Then he will showcast himself that he is busy always.
But he will not do anything properly. He will get u 1 kg of rice and ask
you to prepare for the whole area say a village. He will get you mutton
and ask you to prepare chicken 65. Even if you protest telling you can't
make it, he'll not accept. He will tell you to work hard day and night
to prepare it. He will also tell he'll provide you with the night cab.
Even if you ask how can I prepare chicken 65 out of it by sitting day
and night he will not accept.

nithya: ohh..so dangerous he is!! Then I must escape. Next is a "test engineer".

vidhya: he is more dangerous than the other person. Whatever you do he
will correctly tell only the fault in it. Even if you try to surprise
him with 10 variety of food, he will tell the item which does not have
salt in it. If you ask him "will you not at least tell that it is good",
he will reply back saying it is your duty to make it good so why must I
tell that. He is sooo good ...

Nithya: then a NO to him also. Next is the "performance test engineer".

vidhya: he is another specimen.. even if everything is good, he will ask
why did it take this much time. If you take 10 minutes to make a coffee,
he will question you asking why you have taken 10 min for a coffee which
can be done within 5 min. Even if you say that he is talking about the
instant coffee while you have made the filter coffee, he will not
accept. The same will be with all the work you do. You must not think
about this person if you want to do make up in your life !!!

Nithya: then! you mean to say that we should not marry software guys??

Vidhya: who said like that?? In software there is one more group. They
are called the developers group. How much ever you hit them they will
bear.

Nithya: then tell about them.

Vidhya: you don't have to do anything. They will do everything
themselves. If we sit back and just boost them it is enough. But the
problem with them is- they will say "I know it" whatever you ask them.
Even that is ok. They will bear how much ever you hit them but the
condition is you must keep saying "you are too good" after hitting them
every time.

Nithya: this is superb. Then we must search for this kind of a groom.... J

Nine words women use..

2011-06-01T00:26:00.002+05:30

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying Get Lost you Idiot!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.