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Mahathir Sound Najib

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 10 Jan 2014 02:16:00 +0000

tuan tuan, memang banyak ni. sumpah

it is this much. believe me

at least this much.

despite what outsyed the box says

ok it is this much

banyak ni kut. hang jangan klentong

Bobak is My Co-Pilot

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 09:25:00 +0000

Free to use the BOBAK IS MY CO-PILOT as your Facebook cover photo..

after all ... the NASA Mohawk Guy is COOL !

Win Win Win for UMNO-APCO

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:31:00 +0000

The Hulu Selangor parliamentary by-election will be contested by the MIC, Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak announced.....

hahaha , Najib is a very clever politician..

if MIC win , BN win , he win , his 1Malaysia concept win..

if MIC lose , BN lose , UMNO win as UMNO will claim that because of MIC , BN lose and UMNO will be contest for the seat next GE.

See... it is a win-win situation----> for Najib and UMNO-APCO

Stay Safe and Secure over the Holiday Season

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 06:18:00 +0000

During the forthcoming Holiday Season your personal safety and security is as important as ever. You may be breaking from normal routine, embarking on personal travel, shopping in busy locations or carrying more cash or valuables at this time of year than is normal.

Please stop to think about your actions in order to avoid exposing yourself, friends or family to unnecessary dangers:

• Do not carry excessive amounts of cash

• Use cash machines during daylight hours if possible

• Protect your PIN number at cash machines

• Do not walk away from cash machines until your money is concealed

• If you are shopping:

- Park in a recognized well lit area

- Do not leave valuables in view within the vehicle

- Do not leave your laptop in your parking vehicle, take it along with you where you go

• Avoid walking alone at night

• Tell somebody where you are going and when you expect to return

• If you are travelling over the holiday period:

- Ensure your home is secured – leave a key with a trusted person

- Be prepared – have a plan if arrangements are delayed

- Make sure your travel documents are current and valid

- Give your itinerary to a family member or friend

• Be aware of your surroundings at all times

• If you are suspicious of a person or a situation, walk away and report it to the appropriate authorities

• If you sense danger – react to your feelings, they are generally correct

By taking some basic precautions and remaining alert, you can prevent yourself, family and friends from becoming an unnecessary victim.

“Nike” is Made In China.. “Nike” means ‘Just Do It’ ---> China - Just Do it

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:04:00 +0000

Ever wonder why Hu Jin-Tao suddenly so interested to pay a visit to Strait of Malacca ??
He is actually would like to compare before and after of ..... what ??

The Chinese are building an oil and gas pipeline – total project cost about RM8.7 Billion ! ! The pipelines run from the coast at Kyaukphyu to Kunming in Yunnan...

well.. you may ask , what it is going to do with Strait of Malacca ?

These pipelines will enable oil from the Middle East to bypass the Strait of Malacca and save seven days sailing time. Huge savings !!
Presently about 80 per cent of China's oil imports come through the Straits of Malacca. It would cut the cost of oil delivery to China by about $0.50/barrel ($3/m3)

What is the impact to Malaysia ?

NO MORE BUSY TRAFFIC on Strait of Malacca..... yoohooo !!

** If China can build the Arks ; these pipeline --- sap sap water laaa

Ganyang Malaysia !!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 05:28:00 +0000

If they run the campaing Ganyang Malaysia now ; we Malaysian will need to beware of the indonesian worker around our neighbourhood , beware of your indon maid , she may put shit into your meal !!

Activists conduct sweep against Malaysians on street

The Jakarta Post , Jakarta | Tue, 09/08/2009 10:33 PM | National

Dozens of activists from the Ganyang Malaysia (Crush Malaysia) Volunteers conducted a street sweep against the neighboring country’s citizens on Jl. Diponegoro, in Central Jakarta, on Tuesday.

The ID card check lasted about three hours before the police stepped in and dispersed the activists, who failed to find any Malaysian national.

The volunteers, clad in red and white accessories, stopped every pedestrian, motorcyclist and driver, asking them to show their ID cards.

One of the volunteers, Aji Kusuma, said the group initiated the sweep as they were disappointed with the government's slow response to Malaysia’s repeated claims on Indonesian cultural heritage.

“Our dignity and pride has been trampled on, but the government seems to ignore it,” secretary-general of the Volunteers to Defend Democracy (Repdem) told The Jakarta Post.

“We need a decisive government and we don't think it exists under President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono.”

The ID check caused the traffic around Cikini in Menteng district to halt for several hours despite the police’s efforts to channel the flow of vehicles to alternative routes.

Central Jakarta Police chief of operation Adj. Sr. Comr. Aries Syahbudin said the sweeping was considered illegal.

“They did not notify us about their rally in advance,” Aries said.

The activists threatened to conduct another sweep in the next few days.

“We will evaluate our action today before we plan the next rally. It could take place outside the Malaysian embassy,” Aji said.

Founding president Sukarno launched a Ganyang Malaysia campaign in the mid 60s to fight against the formation of a Malaysian confederation state, which was deemed as a neo-colonialist power’s move to lay siege to Indonesia. (bbs)

Ameno and Cow

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 14:28:00 +0000

What is the similarity between Ameno and the Cow ?
The brain ?
The meat ?

The shit ?

The fat ?

Judge it yourself !!

Answer: Dua-dua sudah MAMPUS

Arab is rapper aint terrorist

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 05:01:00 +0000

There's no business like goat business.... for Arab of course..

If the Arab choose to be rapper instead of terrorist , those black going to close shop and fuck-off

ROCK ARAB !!!!

Tips on AH1N1 Prevention

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 06:26:00 +0000

1. Frequent hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications).

2. "Hands-off-the-face" approach. Resist all temptations to touch any part of face (unless you want to eat or bathe).

3. Gargle twice a day with warm salt water (use Listerine if you don't trust salt). H1N1 takes 2-3 days after initial infection in the throat/ nasal cavity to proliferate and show characteristic symptoms. Simple gargling prevents proliferation. In a way, gargling with salt water has the same effect on a healthy individual that Tamiflu has on an infected one. Don't underestimate this simple, inexpensive and powerful preventative method.

4. Similar to 3 above, clean your nostrils at least once every day with warm salt water. Not everybody may be good at Jala Neti or Sutra Neti (very good Yoga asanas to clean nasal cavities), but blowing the nose hard once a day and swabbing both nostrils with cotton buds dipped in warm salt water is very effective in bringing down viral population.

5. Boost your natural immunity with foods that are rich in Vitamin C (Amla and other citrus fruits). If you have to supplement with Vitamin C tablets, make sure that it also has Zinc to boost absorption.

6. Drink as much of warm liquids as you can. Drinking warm liquids has the same effect as gargling, but in the reverse direction. They wash off proliferating viruses from the throat into the stomach where they cannot survive, proliferate or do any harm.

The Secret... Laws of Attraction

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 10:30:00 +0000

Recently , I came across a book called : The Secret. I will start imagine that I am the DaMaCai Jackpot for 13 Sept 2009. Do wait for my good news ! Yes !!!!!

The Secret is a best-selling 2006 New Age self-help and spirituality book written by Rhonda Byrne. A film based on the book was released shortly after the book in DVD format. The tenet of the book is that an individual's focused positive thinking can result in life-changing results such as increased wealth, health, happiness and more. The book achieved high sales after being featured in two episodes of Oprah, whereafter the book reached the top of the New York Times bestseller list and the film based on the book reached #1 on the sales charts on Amazon.com.
The book has also reached a high level of notoriety and criticism from those who claim that the book misleads readers with its claims of positive thinking being able to influence a reader's life and real-world outcomes.

Malaysia Malay VIP involvement in Beer Business

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 15:00:00 +0000

For those who think that Malaysian ( especially Malays ) is lousy at making business... You are so naive. The Malay is now expanding their influence into the international brewery business...

Maybe one day we will have Kirin Beer produced in Malaysia.

Kirin completes divestment from SMC

By Doris Dumlao
Philippine Daily Inquirer
First Posted 13:56:00 05/22/2009

MANILA, Philippines--Kirin Brewery of Japan has completed its divestment of a 19.9- percent stake in San Miguel Corp. by selling it to a group led by businessman Roberto Ongpin for about P40 billion.

Some 314 million SMC B shares -- open to foreign investors -- were crossed at the Philippine Stock Exchange at a price of P63 per share on Friday, stock market sources said.

Kirin earlier made a deal to sell its stake in SMC to Q-Tech Alliance Holdings Inc.

Among the local incorporators of Q-Tech are Ongpin and Petron Corp. president Eric Recto.

Also among the investors are Mirzan Mahathir, chairman of Crescent Capital Bhd. and eldest son of former Malaysian Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad.

Terrorist =/= Indian

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:52:00 +0000

Russell Peter jokes :

Indian is not terrorist .. they are different .. they dont come from same region , dont eat the same food , dont speak the same language..

They hate different person .

Terrorist hates Americans... Indian hates each others.

Terrorist likes to blow up the airport ,Indian likes to work in airport ...

Yasmin Ahmad is a "he" ?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 02:02:00 +0000

Yasmin Ahmad = Zulkifli Abdullah ??

Whatever laa... Why should we care about the gender , just put the attention to Yasmin's film and TVC . Full stop !!

Insurance for your ...... private part

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:53:00 +0000

Only in Malaysia , you will find an Insurance Company who willing to accept yinsurance for your private part !!

Answers for Rakyat

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:10:00 +0000

Just modified the justice for benghock poster available in jeffooi.com which i felt is not so "feel" enough....

The original poster have DAP party symbol , which carried partisan sentiment which is not supposed to be happen in this case where we are fighting for ...

Justice for All...

At the same time, the poster didnt carry strong msg to all as it contains too much words. We should have just simple but strong words : Answers for Rakyat is enough ..

Kelantan Half Bridge

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 12:59:00 +0000

After Sweden-Denmark.. Malaysia or to be precise , Kelantan will have half-bridge build across the sungai Kelantan.......

As.... UMNO get almost 50% of the vote in the Manek Urai ( MU ) by-election.

水至清时，无鱼！人至贱时，无敌！

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 06:51:00 +0000

问世间；贱是什么？

达成目标的策略？面对环境的屈辱？

看贱思贱善用贱...

贱哉。。贱哉。。

贱的三六九等:

下贱无极

等而下之的贱就是突破了不要脸的极限，很可惜，现在大行其道的贱客多半居于此列。

中贱智慧

往上一点的是要贱出幽默贱出素质，贱出情商贱出品味，有内涵的贱才是真的贱！

上贱若水

贱到极致就是贱到忘情、人在贱中而不知其贱，贱的人和贱人周围的人已经不觉得他贱了，这就是把贱做成艺术甚至宗教了

Earth Hour - KL

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 15:03:00 +0000

It is KJ !!!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:25:00 +0000

Khairy voted as Ketua Pemuda UMNO 2009-2011 with 304 votes

No Need Sekolah Wawasan , but more PAS ceramah

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 03:23:00 +0000

If you would like to have integration among races in Malaysian , the solution for it is not the Sekolah Wawasan , but ...................

PAS's ceramah !!!

Only in Pakatan Rakyat's ceramah that you can see ahpek , tok aji , maniam sit together without border among them . Under the same sky , on the same grass. The "perpaduan antara kaum" is being practised not just talk only. A new hope for Malaysian !!

It is Nizar !!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:59:00 +0000

Another step to W-ANWAR.....

Nizar have been announced as Pakatan's candidate for Bukit Gantang by-election.

What is next after the RAHMAN end.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:52:00 +0000

The RAHMAN theory have been a myth to Malaysian's politic. After Najib take over by April , the theory is complete : N for Najib.

The next question is : who will be the next PM for Malaysia after the RAHMAN ?

I am going to give you some hint :

The original term of RAHMAN theory is : O-RAHMAN .

Why ??

All the UMNO's President automatically will be Malaysia' PM , except the 1st President : Datuk Onn Jaafar. He quit UMNO and never join back.

With that , the RAHMAN theory should be called as O-RAHMAN , where the 1st president destiny have been planned ahead , only as the ice-breaker. He or "She" wont be the PM for Malaysian. The theory will use the 2nd PM's name as it acronym .

so .... you may question , what the heck that I am trying to tell !!

Here comes the best part.... the next PM will use this theory :

WANWAR !!! or to be exact : W-ANWAR

Wan Azizah is the president of PKR , and now the PKR is led by Anwar.

If the Pakatan Rakyat manage to win the 13th GE , who you think will be the next PM for Malaysia ?

Anwar of course !!

After Anwar, who is the next Muslim in Pakatan Rakyat that equally popular and trusted by all races in Malaysia ( at least , the pakatan's supporter )? Nik Aziz for sure is the one , but he is too old to be our DPM.

so .. pls think somebody else....

Yes !!! NIZAR .... the shinning star.. that can speak in Mandarin , Cantonese , Tamil even Arab !! With the crisis happenning right now in Perak . Nizar have grab the most attention among Malaysian. He is going to be the next star of PAS . PAS who is the backbone of Pakatan will surely be given the DPM post , either it is DPM1 or DPM2 , that is not so important , at least for now.

So .. the next theory will be ... W-ANWAR .

Wan Azizah as ice breaker ..

Anwar the first PM after the RAHMAN theory and Nizar the next.

Zambry nak buat Perjanjian Pangkor II ??

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 12:53:00 +0000

Masih ingatkah Perjanjian Pangkor yg membuka peluang kpd British menguasai Tanah Melayu ??

MB Perak (tak sah) laa ni cuba mengulangi perjanjian Pangkor II , cis ...dasar keparat !!! Patutpun , pasai dia nii asai Pangkor , ptuhhhh !!

Pangkor treaty (or Perjanjian Pangkor in Malay) is still an important part of the Malaysian history .

The Pangkor treaty of 1874 was a treaty signed between the Sir Andrew Clarke on behalf of the British and Raja Abdullah of Perak. It was signed on January 20, 1874 on the island of Pangkor off Perak. Thus, the name of the agreement.

The treaty is significant in the Malay states history because it signaled the British official involvement in the Malay states' policies.

KUALA LUMPUR: Perak Mentri Besar Datuk Dr Zambry Abdul Kadir and his six suspended state executive council members are seeking a second opinion from a Queen’s Counsel in London on the constitutional impasse in the state.

According to a source close to the Barisan Nasional, a senior lawyer is leaving for London Monday to meet with the QC.

One of the assemblymen and other lawyers will also be part of the group, said the source.

“The team comprises old and new young lawyers, there is one who was involved in the two chief ministers case in Sabah in 1986.

“They are going to for a second opinion on the purported suspension of the Perak MB and the six assemblymen as well as the suit filed (by Datuk Seri Nizar Jamaluddin on Feb 13) that the MB (Dr Zambry) is purportedly not the MB.”

The constitutional crisis in Perak began early this month after two PKR and one DAP assemblymen left their parties, leading to Nizar to seek Sultan Azlan Shah’s consent to dissolve the state assembly. On Feb 5, the ruler instead declared the Pakatan Rakyat government had lost its majority and appointed Barisan’s Dr Zambry as Mentri Besar.

Nizar and his team have refused to quit and the crisis is now a well truly a constitutional quagmire after State Legislative Assembly Speaker V. Sivakumar on Feb 18 suspended Dr Zambry and his executive council from the assembly for 12 and 18 months, respectively.

Asked whether the lawyers had been instructed by Barisan, the source said they were acting on behalf of Dr Zambry and the six exco members and took instructions from them as the aggrieved party.

On whether they would apply for a QC to represent them in court, the source said:

“No. In addition to seeking a second opinion, they also want an opinion on the position in other Commonwealth jurisdictions, apart from the Sabah and Sarawak cases here.”

Asked whether the legal eagles were getting a QC’s opinion because several legal experts have described the legal impasse as “uncharted constitutional territory”, despite the East Malaysian case precedents, he replied:

“They think the Federal Constitution has been stretched to extreme limits. See how the Speaker unilaterally acted in convening the Rights and Privileges Committee when the Dewan was not in session and suspending the MB and his exco members.”

“That is a clear and direct contravention of the assembly’s Standing Orders and convention as practised in Parliament.”

Asked whether the state legal adviser would represent Dr Zambry and the six in court, the source said that because they were suspended as assemblymen, the question of whether the state legal adviser could do so in that case and act for Dr Zambry in Nizar’s application for a judicial review was also a matter they were seeking a second opinion of from the QC.

Nizar Boneka Orang Asli

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 08:07:00 +0000

Yaa.... celakanya UMNO kerana meminggirkan orang Asli yg tak pernah diragui keasliannya sebagai Anak Bumi oleh sesiapa pun di Malaysia nii...

DAN.. tidak dapat diragui juga bahawa Nizar ini ialah MB boneka orang Asli yg ikut telunjuk orang Asli , dan kerajaan Pakatan Rakyat Perak ialah kerajaan boneka Orang Asli di Perak.. cissss...

Sebagai menteri besar, Datuk Seri Mohd Nizar Jamaluddin membatalkan kesemua aktiviti membalak dan perladangan di kawasan Orang Asli di sekitar Gopeng yang menjejaskan lebih 2,000 penduduk Orang Asli.

YB Sivanesan mengumumkan pemulangan kira-kira 400 ekar tanah nenek moyang Orang Asli kepada masyarakat tersebut, yang telah diperuntukan untuk aktiviti pembalakan oleh kerajaan sebelumnya di Mukim Teja dekat Gopeng.

Kerajaan negeri telah mengumumkan pemulangan kira-kira 500 ekar tanah nenek moyang Orang Asli kepada masyarakat Orang Asli Kampung Chang Sungai Gepai di Bidor, yang telah diperuntukkan sebagai tapak Taman Botani, oleh kerajaan sebelumnya.

Sebuah pasukan khas mengenai hak tanah Orang Asli ditubuhkan untuk mengiktiraf secara rasmi semua tanah adat Orang Asli di Perak. Pasukan itu mempunyai dua peringkat. Peringkat kedua dikendalikan secara eksklusif oleh masyarakat Orang Asli sendiri dan dewan mesyuarat di bangunan SUK disediakan untuk kegunaan Orang Asli.

Kerajaan negeri telah melantik seorang pegawai khas Orang Asli bagi negeri Perak yang ditugas untuk menyelesaikan semua masalah yang dihadapi Orang Asli di negeri tersebut.

Beruk dalang bakar Nizar

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 02:15:00 +0000

Beruk ialah dalang yg mengapi-apikan gerombolan United Mamak Nak jadi Ori utk membakar poster MB Perak - Dato Seri Nizar.