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Bos Jarum Masih Terkaya

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 13:10:00 +0000

PERTUMBUHAN orang kaya Indonesia meningkat pesat. Tidak tanggung-tanggung, sebanyak 14 pengusaha asal Indonesia masuk daftar orang terkaya dunia versi majalah Forbes.

Dengan demikian, jumlah orang kaya sejagat asal Indonesia naik dua kali lipat bila dibandingkan dengan tahun lalu. Dua bersaudara pewaris perusahaan Djarum masih menjadi orang terkaya di negeri ini, yaitu Budi Hartono dan Michael Hartono.

Budi, 70, dan Michael, 71, sama-sama memiliki harta senilai US$5 miliar atau sekitar Rp45 triliun (kurs Rp9.000 per dolar AS), atau naik sekitar 43% jika dibandingkan dengan tahun lalu. Keduanya kini berada di posisi ke-208 dari 1.210 orang terkaya sejagat.

Para pengusaha batu bara untuk pertama kalinya mencatatkan diri sebagai orang terkaya. Mereka adalah Kiki Barki, Edwin Soeryadjaya, Garibaldi Thohir, dan Benny Subianto (selengkapnya lihat grafik).

Pertumbuhan orang kaya itu menjadi oasis di tengah angka kemiskinan versi Badan Pusat Statistik (BPS) yang terus meningkat. Jumlah penduduk miskin saat ini sebesar 31,02 juta orang, sedangkan jumlah penduduk hampir miskin sebanyak 29,38 juta orang. Apabila jumlah penduduk miskin dan penduduk hampir miskin digabungkan, besarnya tidak main-main, mencapai 60,4 juta orang.

Bila digabungkan, total kekayaan 14 orang kaya asal Indonesia adalah US$27,3 miliar. Total kekayaan mereka masih jauh di bawah aset milik Carlos Slim, konglomerat Meksiko yang memiliki aset senilai US$74 miliar itu menempati posisi pertama orang terkaya di dunia.

Pendiri Microsoft, Bill Gates, dan pemilik Berkshire Hathaway, Warren Buffet, berada di posisi kedua dan ketiga dengan nilai kekayaan masing-masing US$56 miliar dan US$50 miliar. (Reuters/AP/Ndy/X-3)

Aneka Ragam Ekspresi Wanita Dimasa "Genting"

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 14:07:00 +0000

Orgasme merupakan momen tertinggi dalam hubungan seks. Tidak terkecuali wanita, orgasme merupakan hal yang diharapkan ketika seseorang "melakukannya". Berikut ekspresi wajah orang-orang pada saat momen orgasme tersebut (jika gambar pasangan anda termasuk didalamnya, pastikan wajah tersebut diekspresikan saat bersama anda):

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Expresi Ahli Fisika Dalam Surat Cintanya

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 11:48:00 +0000

Semenjak bertemu denganmu, energi statik benih cintamu telah mengejutkan gaya pegas jantungku, sehingga jantungku berdetak tak beraturan bagaikan gelombang bunyi gendang yang tak beraturan saat aku berada beberapa meter darimu. Refleksi cahaya cintamu telah membunuh urat mataku sehinga membiaskan bayangan wajahmu yang selalu di otakku.

Pancaran Radiasi Pesonamu membuat otakku tidak bisa berpikir rasional, sehingga elektromagnet dalam hatiku terpengaruh gelombang magnet cintamu. Sejak Saat itu, atom-atom penyusun cinta ini kian mengumpul karena gaya listrik statik dan energi Potensial di hatiku.

Saat jauh darimu, partikel-partikel cintaku tidak bisa diam sehinga melakukan tumbukan-tumbukan lenting sempurna dan menghasilkan energi rindu dengan rumus E = MC2, yang mana M adalah Masa waktu dimana semakin lama semakin jauh darimu maka energi rinduku semakin bertambah besar. Sedangkan C adalah Cintaku padamu yang berbanding lurus dengan Energi rinduku.

Usaha untuk memberikan gaya lorenzt-ku padamu telah kuberikan dengan FL = i B Sin ØØ. Mudah-mudahan dengan penurunan rumus cintaku padamu dapat memahami pemuaian cintaku padamu dan peningkatan massa jenis cintaku agar tekanan cinta dalam hatiku bisa setimbang setelah bereaksi dengan cahaya cintamu. Dimana bila FL adalah gaya cintaku padamu akan berbanding lurus dengan i (arus listrik cintaku) dan B adalah besarnya medan magnet dalam hatiku dan arah sudut refleksi cinta dengan Sin.

I intensitas

L listrik
O optik
V kecepatan
E energi

U usaha
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Bieberian Indonesia Borong 10.000 Tiket

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 09:56:00 +0000

Penampilan penyanyi muda fenomenal Justin Beiber di panggung Grammy Awards ke 53 di Los Angeles, California Amerika Serikat, 13 Februari lalu. Justin akan tampil di Indonesia, 23 April mendatang. Konser penyanyi muda asal Kanada, Justin Bieber, pada 23 April mendatang dipastikan menjadi konser termegah dan termewah pada tahun ini di Indonesia. Bagaimana persiapannya?

Sebanyak 10.000 tiket sudah disediakan untuk Bieberian Indonesia (sebutan bagi penggemar Justin) untuk memadati Sentul City Convention Centre.

Setelah 3.000 lembar tiket terjual pada Januari lalu,kali ini Berlian Entertainment sebagai eksekutif promotor bekerja sama dengan Asia Sports Development, Mahkota, Marygops Studio, dan Multivision sebagai promotor konser My World Tour Justin Bieber di Indonesia,kembalimenyediakantiketsebanyak 7.000 tiket. Dengan demikian, jumlah penonton yang diprediksi menyaksikan penampilan Justin mencapai 10.000 orang. Dino Hamid, CEO Berlian Entertainment, dalam konferensi persnya,kemarin,mengatakan, Justin akan datang dengan full team-nya.

”Tim komplet Justin Bieber itu mulai dari tim produksi hingga para penari yang akan tampil bersamanya di atas panggung,”ungkapnya. Justin yang disebut-sebut sebagai penyanyi muda fenomenal ini, Dini menyebutkan, akan memberikan penampilannya yang sangat fantastis. Meski usianya masih muda,dengan keberhasilannya mendapatkan platinum berkali-kali, mendapatkan berbagai macam penghargaan musik, dan dinominasikan dalam Grammy Awards tahun ini, Justin memang sudah layak disebut sebagai penyanyi kelas dunia. Hal itu pula yang membuat Berlian Entertainment akan menjadikan konser Justin sebagai konser musik yang sangat fantastis.”Panggung konser ini akan menjadi panggung yang sangat fantastis dibandingkan dengan artis-artis luar yang konser di Indonesia tahun ini.

Kami membuat itu karena Justin ini sudah masuk sebagai world class artist,”ucap Dino. Dalam rangkaiannya di Asia Tenggara, selain di Indonesia, Justin juga akan tampil di Malaysia dan Singapura.Tidak hanya akan dipenuhi Biberian Indonesia, konser Justin nanti, menurut Raam Punjabi dari Multivision yang juga menjadi partner Berlian Entertainment, juga akan didatangi Biberian dari beberapa negara Asia lainnya. ”Tidak cuma penonton dari Indonesia, ada juga penonton dari Hong Kong hingga Korea yang akan datang menyaksikan konser Justin di Indonesia,”sebutnya. Project Director Berlian Entertainment Marcel Permadhi yang mempersiapkan kebutuhan teknis konser Justin, dalam kesempatan yang sama, juga mengatakan bahwa pihaknya sudah mempersiapkan tata lampu panggung yang spektakuler.

”Kami bisa bilang konser ini spektakuler karena sudah disiapkan sebanyak 215 lighting spesial untuk pertunjukan Justin nanti,”paparnya. Konser My World Tour Justin Bieber ini dijadwalkan digelar selama 90 menit, tanpa artis pembuka (opening act).Ribuan penonton konser penyanyi berusia 16 tahun ini—diprediksi dari penonton anak-anak hingga remaja—dipastikan tidak perlu takut berdesakan karena di dalam Sentul City Convention Centre disediakan kursi untuk penonton.

Source:www.seputar-indonesia.com

Subtitle Indonesia Untuk Film Sneakers

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 17:27:00 +0000

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46-99402.

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Transfer to 53-01138.

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What'd we just do?

4
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The Republican Party just made
a donation to the Black Panthers.

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- Farm out.
- Right arm.

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- Who's next?
- Let's see.

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Richard Nixon's personal checking account
is in here.

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This is a challenge.

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Marty, we have to find somebody
truly worthy to give his money to.

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How about the National Association
to Legalize Marijuana?

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Perfect. How much should he give?

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He's a generous man. I'd say,
all he's got. God, I'm hungry!

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Marty...

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...you're sure we will not
get into trouble for this?

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Cosmo, trust me.

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Posit: The phone company
has too much money.

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- Good one.
- Consequence?

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They're corrupt. Result?

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The system perpetuates itself
at the expense of the people.

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- Conclusion?
- Ma Bell needs to donate some money.

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We're gonna change the world.

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I just wish we could get course credit
for this. Gosh!

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You gotta eat. You want some food?

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Loser goes.

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I never lose.

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Pepperoni pizza, please.
Shaken, not stirred.

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- Power to the people, Cos.
- Power to the people, Marty.

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One cannot trust anybody these days.

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No, don't do this.

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Marty! Marty!

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Martin.

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Martin.

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It's time.

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How're we doing?

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Carl's in position on the fire escape.
Mother's in the cable vault.

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Whistler is reading.

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We're up.

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What's with the lobby?

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Still just the one guard.

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Okay, Mother,
try the ones coming off the blue trunk.

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Nope.

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Try the ones coming off the white trunk.
These don't sound right.

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Hold on.

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We even have photos
of the guy leaving the embassy...

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...through the back service entrance.

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Hey, Crease, you on?

47
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Yeah, I'm on.

48
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Were you still in the CIA in '72?

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Yeah, why?

50
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Did you know the Deputy
Director of Planning...

51
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...was in Managua, Nicaragua,
the day before the earthquake?

52
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What are you saying?
The CIA caused the Managua earthquake?

53
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I can't prove it, but...

54
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I can't talk to that guy.

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Hold on, Mother. Go back one.

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Bingo!

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Securing bridge clips.

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Preparing to sever master alarm circuit.

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00:07:04,501 --> 00:07:06,754
Five, four...

60
00:07:07,004 --> 00:07:10,841
I looked in that box just now.

61
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There wasn't anything there.

62
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Nice bank?

63
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You wouldn't believe what I had to do
to get a safe deposit box.

64
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Shit. We're gettin' too old for this.

65
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- Westguard Security.
- Yeah, I got a fire at Centurion Bank.

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We got the alarm. Are there any
secondary indications? Smoke or flame?

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No.

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Probably a false alarm. We've been
getting them in your area all night.

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- See if it resets.
- Man, I don't know.

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- Sure you know which one to cut?
- Yes! The alarm's always the green one.

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Good, Carl.

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I'm not waitin' any longer.
I'm callin' the fire...

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It stopped. Sorry.

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- No problem. And, son?
- Sir?

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- Good work.
- Thank you, sir.

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All yours, Bish.

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00:09:43,764 --> 00:09:48,227
So, how much do you want?

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$80,000, $90,000, $100,000.

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Okay.

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May I ask why you're closing
your account with us today, sir?

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I just had this weird feeling
that my money wasn't safe here anymore.

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Gentlemen, your communication lines
are vulnerable.

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Fire exits need to be monitored.

84
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Your rent-a-cops are a tad undertrained.

85
00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:32,860
Outside of that,
everything seems to be fine.

86
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:38,741
You'll get our full report in a few days.
But first, who's got my check?

87
00:10:38,777 --> 00:10:42,829
So, people hire you
to break into their places...

88
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...to make sure no one
can break into their places?

89
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It's a living.

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Not a very good one.

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Thank you.

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Is that him?

93
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Yeah, that's him.

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Who's got the report for the bank sneak?

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00:11:15,533 --> 00:11:18,119
- I'm gonna type it up later.
- You are?

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00:11:18,370 --> 00:11:21,414
We haven't paid the typist since January,
so it's me or Whistler.

97
00:11:21,665 --> 00:11:24,376
- Better Whistler.
- We've got customers.

98
00:11:24,626 --> 00:11:28,254
- Shoes?
- Expensive.

99
00:11:28,548 --> 00:11:31,760
Look busy, guys.

100
00:11:33,178 --> 00:11:34,638
- Mr. Bishop. Dick Gordon.
- Hi.

101
00:11:34,888 --> 00:11:36,640
- Buddy Wallace.
- Hi.

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00:11:36,890 --> 00:11:40,018
- We've heard great things about you.
- They're all true.

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00:11:40,268 --> 00:11:41,186
Thanks, Carl.

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00:11:41,437 --> 00:11:46,234
Let's go to the conference room.
You can tell us how we can help.

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00:11:50,197 --> 00:11:53,409
- Okay.
- Thank you.

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00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:57,746
- So here...
- Before we begin...

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00:11:57,998 --> 00:12:00,500
...there's something we'd like to clear up.

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00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:04,713
Most firms of this type are staffed
with ex-law enforcement types.

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00:12:04,964 --> 00:12:06,674
But your team...

110
00:12:06,924 --> 00:12:11,095
- I know, kind of different.
- Yes, you are.

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00:12:15,392 --> 00:12:19,938
Darren Roskow, also known as "Mother".

112
00:12:20,188 --> 00:12:22,774
Eighteen months at Dannemora
for breaking and entering.

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00:12:23,026 --> 00:12:27,697
Yeah, he was framed. But he's got
the best hands in the business.

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00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:30,242
Carl Arbogast, age 19.

115
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Caught breaking into the Oakland School
District computer to change his grades.

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I know. We're the ones who caught him.

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00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,836
Irwin Emery, also known as "Whistler".

118
00:12:41,088 --> 00:12:44,216
He had some little problem
with the phone company.

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Sixty-two counts?

120
00:12:46,761 --> 00:12:48,304
You want law enforcement?

121
00:12:48,554 --> 00:12:51,474
How about Donald Crease?
Twenty-two year veteran of the CIA.

122
00:12:51,724 --> 00:12:56,312
Terminated, 1987. Why was that?

123
00:12:56,563 --> 00:12:59,441
I don't know. I think a personality conflict.
Who are you?

124
00:12:59,692 --> 00:13:01,736
Relax, Marty.
We have to check these things.

125
00:13:01,986 --> 00:13:05,156
Everybody on your team has had
some sort of problem in their past.

126
00:13:05,406 --> 00:13:08,785
And then there's Martin Bishop.

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He doesn't seem to have a past.

128
00:13:16,169 --> 00:13:19,339
Sorry to waste your time.
I don't work for the government.

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We know.

130
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National Security Agency.

131
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You're the guys I hear breathing
on the other end of my phone.

132
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,311
No, that's the FBI.

133
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,689
We're not chartered
for domestic surveillance.

134
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:38,944
I see. You just overthrow governments,
set up friendly dictators.

135
00:13:39,195 --> 00:13:40,655
No, that's the CIA.

136
00:13:40,905 --> 00:13:44,534
We protect government communications,
try to break the other fellow's codes.

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We're the good guys, Marty.

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I can't tell you what a relief that is, Dick.

139
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All right, that's enough.

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Let's go.

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If you change your mind...

142
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...call us at this number...

143
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...Mr. Brice.

144
00:14:40,055 --> 00:14:42,932
Help me out?

145
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,560
Spare a quarter? Help me out.

146
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The government's taken away my home.

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Talk to him.

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00:14:57,991 --> 00:15:01,703
Well, if it isn't Robin Hood.

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I could've joined the NSA, but
they found out my parents were married.

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We're all friends here, right? Easy, easy.

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- Want some coffee or something?
- No.

152
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- Buddy, is that Janek's file?
- Yeah, Janek's file.

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00:15:19,556 --> 00:15:21,767
This is a mathematician
named Dr. Gunter Janek.

154
00:15:22,019 --> 00:15:24,271
Works at a think tank called
the Coolidge Institute.

155
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Specializes in large-number theory,
prime numbers, factoring.

156
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- Cryptography.
- Very good.

157
00:15:29,735 --> 00:15:32,780
Last month, the good doctor
gets a grant, $380,000.

158
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Way out of profile for a guy like that.

159
00:15:35,116 --> 00:15:38,995
It's our job to be curious, so we traced
the money. Guess where it comes from?

160
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- I know you're not gonna say Russia.
- Yeah.

161
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Give me a break.

162
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We won, they lost.
It's been in a couple of papers.

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We still spy on them. They still spy on us.

164
00:15:48,423 --> 00:15:50,508
We intercepted a fax last week. Here.

165
00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:54,012
He's making some kind of box,
a little black box.

166
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The project's called Setec Astronomy.
We don't know what Setec stands for.

167
00:15:58,268 --> 00:16:00,562
- Security technology...
- Sensor techniques, who knows?

168
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It may be nothing or it may be something.
And we need to know.

169
00:16:05,025 --> 00:16:08,987
Your job is to find that little black box.
Let us take a look at it.

170
00:16:09,238 --> 00:16:10,448
No way.

171
00:16:10,698 --> 00:16:12,241
Sorry, Marty.

172
00:16:12,491 --> 00:16:15,953
We don't have a lot of choice here.

173
00:16:16,204 --> 00:16:17,581
- Do it yourself.
- We can't.

174
00:16:17,831 --> 00:16:20,459
By law, we're not allowed
to do this kind of operation.

175
00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:22,628
Then get the FBI.

176
00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:24,714
Yeah, right, the FBI.

177
00:16:24,964 --> 00:16:28,551
The FBI can't work for us without approval
from a congressional committee.

178
00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:30,678
- We don't have the time.
- So why me?

179
00:16:30,928 --> 00:16:34,807
- Frankly, because we...
- Yeah, frankly.

180
00:16:35,017 --> 00:16:38,270
Marty, sit down, please.

181
00:16:39,439 --> 00:16:41,816
Frankly, because it's kind of illegal.

182
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:45,779
You've stayed underground more than 20
years. You know how not to get caught.

183
00:16:46,029 --> 00:16:50,367
- We know you can keep your mouth shut.
- Job pays $175,000, payable on delivery.

184
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:55,081
You can distribute it among the poor,
if you like.

185
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,334
- Pass.
- We also clean up your record.

186
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,711
Quash the outstanding warrant
for your arrest.

187
00:16:59,961 --> 00:17:01,630
Your pal Cosmo got 12 years.

188
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,882
That was without flight
to evade prosecution.

189
00:17:04,132 --> 00:17:08,220
We all know what happened
to him in there.

190
00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:13,769
If I say no?

191
00:17:14,353 --> 00:17:16,480
Don't say no.

192
00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:20,776
What good would you do anybody
in prison?

193
00:17:21,861 --> 00:17:25,156
I don't believe this.
You lied to us all these years.

194
00:17:25,407 --> 00:17:27,534
- Even lied to us about your name.
- Sorry, okay?

195
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:32,373
I'm sorry, but when you're wanted
by the feds, you don't go telling everybody.

196
00:17:32,623 --> 00:17:35,876
We're not everybody, Martin,
we're your partners. You tell us.

197
00:17:36,128 --> 00:17:41,383
Fine. Exactly why was it
you had to leave the CIA?

198
00:17:43,510 --> 00:17:46,179
We all have our little secrets, don't we?

199
00:17:46,431 --> 00:17:48,850
Look, you guys have a decision to make.

200
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:50,519
This is not a test.

201
00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:54,064
The penetration is live,
the target is unaware.

202
00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:58,152
Sneaking a foreign intelligence service
that might kill us is not what we do.

203
00:17:58,402 --> 00:18:02,281
The probable level of security is very low.

204
00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:06,327
But if you guys don't want to take
that chance just to keep me out of jail...

205
00:18:06,579 --> 00:18:09,457
...fine, I understand, don't do it.

206
00:18:09,707 --> 00:18:13,753
Well, Bish, I can't speak for the other guys,
but I'm in it for the money.

207
00:18:14,003 --> 00:18:17,423
- I don't care if you go to jail.
- Me neither. I'm in.

208
00:18:17,673 --> 00:18:21,719
Could we maybe just go back
to the "they might kill us" part?

209
00:18:21,971 --> 00:18:25,767
If I thought that was likely, I wouldn't
bring this to you. But there is a risk.

210
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:30,146
It pays $175,000!

211
00:18:30,855 --> 00:18:33,399
I'm in.

212
00:18:36,695 --> 00:18:39,198
You guys'll be chalk outlines without me.

213
00:18:39,449 --> 00:18:42,327
All right, what do we need?

214
00:18:42,577 --> 00:18:44,829
We start with a very light surveillance.

215
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,624
Level three. First sign of baby-sitters,
we back off.

216
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:50,044
He's giving a lecture tomorrow at U.C.

217
00:18:50,294 --> 00:18:54,548
I'm gonna be there and check him out.
Okay? Any questions?

218
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:55,633
Let's do it.

219
00:18:55,883 --> 00:18:59,512
For the lecture, you want
to take Whistler or do you want me?

220
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:04,810
No, that's okay, I thought I'd ask Liz.

221
00:19:46,899 --> 00:19:48,651
Who's this?

222
00:19:48,901 --> 00:19:52,071
Sort of an old friend.

223
00:19:52,281 --> 00:19:56,035
Practice! Practice, practice!

224
00:19:59,913 --> 00:20:02,708
- Hi.
- We're not getting back together.

225
00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:04,586
- Did I say anything?
- You will.

226
00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:06,338
I'm here on business, Liz.

227
00:20:06,588 --> 00:20:10,675
Bishop, you don't have a business,
you have a club. It's a boy's club.

228
00:20:10,926 --> 00:20:13,721
You have a clubhouse,
you probably have a secret handshake.

229
00:20:13,971 --> 00:20:15,514
Liz, I need your help.

230
00:20:15,765 --> 00:20:18,351
I will not be dragged back into your world.

231
00:20:18,602 --> 00:20:23,190
I have a new group of gifted children,
and I like the fact they're under 30.

232
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,524
Excuse me.

233
00:20:24,775 --> 00:20:27,736
There's a mathematician named
Gunter Janek. You know him?

234
00:20:27,987 --> 00:20:29,405
I've read him. Now go away.

235
00:20:29,655 --> 00:20:33,910
- He's giving a master lecture at 3:30...
- How nice for him.

236
00:20:34,161 --> 00:20:37,289
- I thought I'd buy you dinner after.
- I am not going out with you.

237
00:20:37,539 --> 00:20:41,627
This isn't a date, dummy.
This is a scientific exploration, a tutorial.

238
00:20:41,877 --> 00:20:44,672
I need you...

239
00:20:45,591 --> 00:20:48,844
...to explain it to me.

240
00:20:50,179 --> 00:20:52,932
Read a book.

241
00:20:53,057 --> 00:20:56,102
They found me, Liz.

242
00:20:56,435 --> 00:20:59,188
The government found me.

243
00:20:59,438 --> 00:21:01,774
They offered me a deal.
If I take their offer...

244
00:21:02,025 --> 00:21:06,571
...they clear my record,
and I can get my name back.

245
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:17,459
You and I are not getting back together.

246
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:21,171
Don't flatter yourself.

247
00:21:21,631 --> 00:21:24,676
Pick me up at 3:00.

248
00:21:26,261 --> 00:21:27,762
Yes!

249
00:21:28,013 --> 00:21:31,433
While the number-field sieve
is the best method currently known...

250
00:21:31,684 --> 00:21:38,024
...there exists an intriguing possibility
for a far more elegant approach.

251
00:21:38,274 --> 00:21:41,527
This guy's good.

252
00:21:41,945 --> 00:21:46,408
...over the rationals, and hence
contained in a single cyclotomic field.

253
00:21:46,659 --> 00:21:51,080
Using the Artin map,
we might induce homomorphisms...

254
00:21:52,248 --> 00:21:55,293
You seeing anybody?

255
00:21:58,464 --> 00:22:03,177
This isn't just about large-number theory.
It's about cryptography.

256
00:22:03,428 --> 00:22:05,680
You mean codes?

257
00:22:05,930 --> 00:22:09,601
I mean unbreakable codes.

258
00:22:10,185 --> 00:22:13,605
It would be a breakthrough
of Gaussian proportions...

259
00:22:13,856 --> 00:22:15,316
...and allow us to acquire...

260
00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:21,656
...the solution in a dramatically
more efficient manner.

261
00:22:22,032 --> 00:22:23,116
Are you seeing...

262
00:22:23,367 --> 00:22:28,246
Such an approach is purely theoretical.
So far, no one has been able...

263
00:22:28,497 --> 00:22:32,667
...to accomplish such constructions...

264
00:22:32,878 --> 00:22:35,214
...yet.

265
00:22:35,464 --> 00:22:37,674
The numbers are so unbelievably big...

266
00:22:37,925 --> 00:22:40,761
...all the computers in the world
could not break them down.

267
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:43,806
But maybe, just maybe...

268
00:22:44,057 --> 00:22:48,103
...there's a shortcut.
- I'll bet you anything he's found it.

269
00:22:48,353 --> 00:22:51,690
If he has, you're in over your head.
I'll get my coat.

270
00:22:51,941 --> 00:22:55,027
Numbers themselves
may be our best tools...

271
00:22:55,277 --> 00:22:58,280
...may be able to see things
in other numbers that we can't.

272
00:22:58,532 --> 00:23:00,784
Martin.

273
00:23:01,034 --> 00:23:03,203
Martin, how wonderful to see you.

274
00:23:03,453 --> 00:23:05,622
- Hi, Greg. How are you?
- Is it not fabulous?

275
00:23:05,872 --> 00:23:09,960
Today I can in public come and learn
your scientists' new secrets.

276
00:23:10,211 --> 00:23:13,381
Alas, I did not understand one bit
of what he was talking about.

277
00:23:13,632 --> 00:23:15,551
At least I...

278
00:23:15,801 --> 00:23:18,262
Goodness, can it be?

279
00:23:18,512 --> 00:23:19,346
Yeah.

280
00:23:19,596 --> 00:23:22,599
- Elizabeth!
- She's dying to talk to you too, Greg.

281
00:23:22,850 --> 00:23:26,311
Elizabeth.

282
00:23:28,024 --> 00:23:31,902
- Hello, Greg.
- Elizabeth and Martin.

283
00:23:32,153 --> 00:23:35,322
My heart leaps like gazelle
to see you back together again.

284
00:23:35,573 --> 00:23:37,950
Tell it to stop leaping.
We are not back together.

285
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,203
No? What a pity.

286
00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:46,459
Wait. I have smashing idea. Martin!

287
00:23:46,711 --> 00:23:49,797
Kiev String Quartet plays
at the consulate on Thursday night.

288
00:23:50,048 --> 00:23:53,217
You will be my guests.

289
00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:56,345
Really, Greg,
I wouldn't know how to repay you.

290
00:23:56,596 --> 00:24:00,141
Martin, now that our countries
are such good friends...

291
00:24:00,392 --> 00:24:04,188
...perhaps you will finally be able
to do occasional favor for me?

292
00:24:04,439 --> 00:24:08,693
- Gregor, you are shameless.
- See you Thursday night.

293
00:24:08,943 --> 00:24:10,862
What?

294
00:24:11,112 --> 00:24:12,697
New title.

295
00:24:12,948 --> 00:24:14,700
Cultural Attaché.

296
00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:16,369
Unbelievable!

297
00:24:16,619 --> 00:24:20,873
Last few years has been very confusing
for people in my line of work.

298
00:24:21,124 --> 00:24:23,752
I'll bet.

299
00:24:25,170 --> 00:24:28,507
I don't care what anybody says
about the new world order.

300
00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:30,385
I don't trust that guy.

301
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,970
Who, Greg? He's harmless.

302
00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:36,724
Let the number itself tell us.

303
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:41,688
If you'll excuse me...

304
00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:47,112
...I have some work.
- You're gonna follow him, aren't you?

305
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,823
It's okay. I'll get a cab.

306
00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:53,076
Can I call you?

307
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:56,788
Just be careful.

308
00:25:19,106 --> 00:25:20,816
Janek just got in the elevator.

309
00:25:21,066 --> 00:25:23,277
- Going up.
- We will be ready for him.

310
00:25:23,527 --> 00:25:26,905
- How's the audio?
- Good. Mother's close.

311
00:25:27,157 --> 00:25:30,243
He's just wearing
four safety belts this time.

312
00:25:30,493 --> 00:25:32,454
What, no parachute?

313
00:25:32,705 --> 00:25:37,168
All right. Entry and lights on.

314
00:25:37,376 --> 00:25:39,837
- Describe it.
- Looks like a workroom.

315
00:25:40,088 --> 00:25:45,510
A bench with a soldering gun,
two spools of wire and a magnifying lamp.

316
00:25:45,761 --> 00:25:49,014
Sounds like he's making somethin'.

317
00:25:49,264 --> 00:25:52,142
Then a desk.

318
00:25:52,435 --> 00:25:56,439
Telephone, lamp, answering machine.

319
00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:58,859
A jar of pencils, but no little black box.

320
00:25:59,109 --> 00:26:01,779
It's gotta be there somewhere.
What's he doing?

321
00:26:02,029 --> 00:26:05,532
He's logging on the computer.

322
00:26:08,495 --> 00:26:10,080
This is good.

323
00:26:10,331 --> 00:26:15,544
He's gonna type in his password,
and we're gonna get a clear shot.

324
00:26:24,513 --> 00:26:26,765
Dr. Rhyzkov, good evening.

325
00:26:27,016 --> 00:26:30,603
Let's get an ID on Dr. Rhyzkov.
She was with him this afternoon.

326
00:26:30,853 --> 00:26:33,564
She was trying to tell him something
and it was making him...

327
00:26:33,815 --> 00:26:36,109
Oh, Gunter.

328
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:40,154
Let's do what we did in Mexico City.

329
00:26:40,531 --> 00:26:42,741
I didn't know you could do that
in Mexico City.

330
00:26:42,991 --> 00:26:45,494
- Mr. Bishop, mind if I take a look?
- Carl.

331
00:26:45,745 --> 00:26:48,581
Grow up.

332
00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:55,004
- Let me see.
- Oh, Gunter.

333
00:27:01,929 --> 00:27:03,639
Elena, really!

334
00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:08,311
I must finish my work.

335
00:27:10,481 --> 00:27:13,985
Okay, back to work.

336
00:27:14,444 --> 00:27:17,280
Nope, here we go.
Now we're gonna get our password.

337
00:27:17,530 --> 00:27:21,242
I leave message here on service,
but you do not call.

338
00:27:21,493 --> 00:27:23,203
I'm sorry, really.

339
00:27:23,455 --> 00:27:27,584
Get out of the way. She's in the way.

340
00:27:28,710 --> 00:27:31,254
- I don't believe this.
- I'm sorry.

341
00:27:31,504 --> 00:27:34,966
It's just, I have this work.

342
00:27:36,843 --> 00:27:39,012
I give you something to work, baby.

343
00:27:39,264 --> 00:27:43,393
Okay. Just for a little while.

344
00:27:47,856 --> 00:27:50,067
Oh, Gunter.

345
00:27:50,317 --> 00:27:53,862
- What's goin' on?
- Nothing.

346
00:27:54,864 --> 00:27:56,282
Elena, really!

347
00:27:56,533 --> 00:28:00,579
I must finish my work.

348
00:28:00,829 --> 00:28:04,583
I leave message here on service,
but you do not call.

349
00:28:04,833 --> 00:28:07,086
Maybe there's a frame
where she doesn't block it.

350
00:28:07,337 --> 00:28:09,839
I'll blow it up.

351
00:28:10,090 --> 00:28:12,675
- Gentlemen.
- Who's Rhyzkov?

352
00:28:12,926 --> 00:28:16,888
Dr. Elena Rhyzkov,
visiting professor from Czechoslovakia...

353
00:28:17,139 --> 00:28:20,142
...senior research fellow in astrophysics.

354
00:28:20,393 --> 00:28:25,523
- Bingo.
- Setec Astronomy, whatever that is.

355
00:28:25,774 --> 00:28:29,694
I leave message here on service,
but you do not call.

356
00:28:29,945 --> 00:28:32,948
- There.
- I'm sorry.

357
00:28:33,282 --> 00:28:36,452
- "W", "G"...
- Looks like the "H".

358
00:28:36,703 --> 00:28:38,330
- Where do you get "H"?
- Next to the "L".

359
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:42,668
- Come on. Do it again.
- "H" isn't next to the "L".

360
00:28:44,795 --> 00:28:49,383
I leave message here on service,
but you do not call.

361
00:28:55,558 --> 00:28:57,143
Okay, that's definitely "W", "G".

362
00:28:57,393 --> 00:28:59,854
Definitely not. No, that's a "V".

363
00:29:00,104 --> 00:29:01,397
She's in the way.

364
00:29:01,647 --> 00:29:05,192
Fellas, Janek's little black box
is on his desk...

365
00:29:05,443 --> 00:29:09,405
...between the pencil jar and the lamp.

366
00:29:09,532 --> 00:29:14,120
Whistler, I hate to tell you this,
but you're blind.

367
00:29:15,538 --> 00:29:17,206
Play the tape back again.

368
00:29:17,457 --> 00:29:22,295
- But you can't see anything.
- Don't look. Listen.

369
00:29:22,421 --> 00:29:24,840
Play it back.

370
00:29:25,090 --> 00:29:28,385
I leave message here on service,
but you do not...

371
00:29:28,636 --> 00:29:31,139
He's got a service.

372
00:29:31,389 --> 00:29:35,435
What's he need an answering machine for?

373
00:29:36,854 --> 00:29:40,357
There's our little black box.

374
00:29:47,157 --> 00:29:48,575
Okay, boss.

375
00:29:48,825 --> 00:29:52,704
This LTX-71 concealable mike is part
of the same system that NASA used...

376
00:29:52,955 --> 00:29:55,291
...when they faked
the Apollo moon landings.

377
00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:58,336
The astronauts broadcast
around the world from a soundstage...

378
00:29:58,586 --> 00:30:01,172
...at Norton Air Force Base,
San Bernardino, California.

379
00:30:01,422 --> 00:30:05,176
So it worked for them.
It shouldn't give us too many problems.

380
00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:07,972
Thanks.

381
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,476
- You didn't have a delivery?
- I should have the invoice.

382
00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:15,355
No delivery is scheduled.
They didn't have anything on record.

383
00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:17,649
Did my wife drop a cake off for me?

384
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:20,610
- There's no cake here.
- Party for Marge on the second floor.

385
00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:24,157
- She was supposed to drop a cake off.
- I don't know about it.

386
00:30:24,408 --> 00:30:25,784
There she is, late as usual.

387
00:30:26,034 --> 00:30:30,914
It states here that I am to deliver
36 boxes of Liquid Drano to this address.

388
00:30:31,164 --> 00:30:35,001
I don't care what that says.
You're not on the list, you can't get in.

389
00:30:35,253 --> 00:30:39,090
- I might lose my job.
- That's not my problem. Now beat it.

390
00:30:39,341 --> 00:30:41,385
I can't reach my card.
Could you buzz this?

391
00:30:41,635 --> 00:30:44,138
- Just buzz it. I can't reach my card.
- Wait one minute.

392
00:30:44,388 --> 00:30:49,393
We're late for a party on the second floor.
Push the goddamned buzzer.

393
00:30:49,644 --> 00:30:52,188
Thanks.

394
00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:22,638
Anybody remember how to defeat
an electronic keypad?

395
00:31:22,931 --> 00:31:25,809
Don't even joke about that.
Those things are impossible.

396
00:31:26,059 --> 00:31:28,854
Think I'm joking?
Looks like they just put it in.

397
00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:31,774
Oh, boy.

398
00:31:34,278 --> 00:31:38,365
This might help. An old buddy of mine
who was in Desert Storm sent it to me.

399
00:31:38,616 --> 00:31:42,328
'Course, he was on the other side.

400
00:31:42,661 --> 00:31:45,247
Come on. There's got to be
a way around these things.

401
00:31:45,498 --> 00:31:48,626
All right, all right.

402
00:31:52,590 --> 00:31:55,134
This might work.

403
00:31:55,384 --> 00:31:58,596
Yeah. Yeah.

404
00:31:59,889 --> 00:32:02,600
Right.

405
00:32:08,608 --> 00:32:12,695
Okay. I'll give it a shot.

406
00:32:15,156 --> 00:32:17,826
It worked.

407
00:32:45,482 --> 00:32:47,526
Got it.

408
00:32:47,777 --> 00:32:52,949
- Gunter? You're not...
- God, no. Here you go. Nice to see you.

409
00:32:53,992 --> 00:32:56,870
- Who the hell is that?
- Battle stations.

410
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,415
Monitor the audio. Grab the mike.

411
00:33:00,450 --> 00:33:01,458
Okay.

412
00:33:01,710 --> 00:33:04,004
I'm gonna remove my hand now.
Please, don't scream.

413
00:33:04,254 --> 00:33:07,048
I promise, nothing will happen to you.

414
00:33:07,299 --> 00:33:09,718
Okay?

415
00:33:14,973 --> 00:33:17,726
Who are you?

416
00:33:18,686 --> 00:33:21,522
- He's a PI.
- You're a private investigator.

417
00:33:21,774 --> 00:33:25,944
- I'm a private investigator.
- But why?

418
00:33:26,195 --> 00:33:29,239
Who hired you?

419
00:33:29,990 --> 00:33:34,620
- Who hired you?
- Mrs. Janek.

420
00:33:34,788 --> 00:33:38,291
There is not Mrs. Janek.

421
00:33:39,293 --> 00:33:41,879
Yeah?

422
00:33:42,171 --> 00:33:44,924
You got us stumped.

423
00:33:45,174 --> 00:33:50,930
Oh, yeah? Who do you think paid
for your little love jaunt to Mexico City?

424
00:33:54,684 --> 00:33:57,270
That was good.

425
00:33:57,355 --> 00:33:58,648
Velma Janek.

426
00:33:58,898 --> 00:34:02,568
She lives in Montreal where she handles
her family's real estate holdings...

427
00:34:02,820 --> 00:34:06,115
...vast real estate holdings:
Farms, banks, shopping malls.

428
00:34:06,365 --> 00:34:07,908
Two shopping malls.

429
00:34:08,158 --> 00:34:12,412
She supports Gunter but figured he
was cheating. That's why she hired me.

430
00:34:12,663 --> 00:34:15,833
Bastard liar!

431
00:34:16,585 --> 00:34:18,712
- I'll kill him!
- No, no, no!

432
00:34:18,963 --> 00:34:21,340
No, don't. Get a hold
of yourself, Dr. Rhyzkov.

433
00:34:21,590 --> 00:34:23,259
Get a hold of yourself.

434
00:34:23,509 --> 00:34:26,428
You gotta not tell him you know.

435
00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:29,557
We weren't here. We didn't talk.
You don't know me.

436
00:34:29,807 --> 00:34:31,725
You don't know anything about a wife.

437
00:34:31,978 --> 00:34:35,356
You just give me one good reason why.

438
00:34:35,606 --> 00:34:38,776
I'll give you a reason.

439
00:34:40,153 --> 00:34:43,698
Give you a really good reason.

440
00:34:44,490 --> 00:34:46,409
It's just what she'd want you to do.

441
00:34:46,660 --> 00:34:48,370
It's just what she'd want you to do.

442
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:52,374
It's just what she'd want you to do.

443
00:34:52,542 --> 00:34:55,587
I don't understand.

444
00:34:55,879 --> 00:34:58,131
Yeah, sometimes
I don't understand myself.

445
00:34:58,381 --> 00:35:01,968
Look, I might lose my license for this...

446
00:35:02,219 --> 00:35:05,556
...but my client is
a vindictive, bitter woman.

447
00:35:05,806 --> 00:35:10,352
She's been withholding marital favors
for years and now she's out to ruin him.

448
00:35:10,604 --> 00:35:12,814
And she's using you to get to her.

449
00:35:13,064 --> 00:35:17,235
And she's using me to get to you.

450
00:35:17,862 --> 00:35:20,823
I know that's confusing,
but don't you see what's happening here?

451
00:35:21,073 --> 00:35:25,536
You and me,
we're pawns in this ugly little game.

452
00:35:25,788 --> 00:35:28,957
- If you love him...
- If you love him...

453
00:35:29,209 --> 00:35:32,212
If you love him...

454
00:35:33,046 --> 00:35:37,592
...if you really love him...

455
00:35:37,801 --> 00:35:40,428
...then just keep on loving him.

456
00:35:40,678 --> 00:35:46,100
Never let him know that you know what
he thinks you don't know that you know.

457
00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:48,104
You know?

458
00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:50,106
And give him head whenever he wants.

459
00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:53,819
Give him help.

460
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:59,366
Be a beacon in his sad and lonely life.

461
00:35:59,617 --> 00:36:02,453
Can you do that for Gunter?

462
00:36:02,704 --> 00:36:06,333
- Yes, yes, I can. I can.
- Okay, good.

463
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:09,628
Now get outta here.

464
00:36:16,678 --> 00:36:18,596
Give him head?

465
00:36:18,847 --> 00:36:21,891
Be a beacon?

466
00:36:54,803 --> 00:36:56,722
The key meeting took place July 1, 1958.

467
00:36:56,973 --> 00:36:59,809
The Air Force brought this space visitor
to the White House...

468
00:37:00,060 --> 00:37:01,812
...for an interview with Eisenhower.

469
00:37:02,062 --> 00:37:05,900
Ike said, "Give us technology,
we'll give you all the cow lips you want. "

470
00:37:06,150 --> 00:37:08,235
Don't listen to this man. He's certifiable.

471
00:37:08,486 --> 00:37:10,404
Your husband knows
about cattle mutilations.

472
00:37:10,654 --> 00:37:14,700
He's ex-CIA. He knows the government's
been suppressing for years.

473
00:37:14,952 --> 00:37:16,162
Understood, understood.

474
00:37:16,412 --> 00:37:18,873
One thing I don't quite get, though...

475
00:37:19,123 --> 00:37:24,670
...was you and Cosmo,
you were taking all these big chances...

476
00:37:24,921 --> 00:37:27,215
...what for?

477
00:37:27,466 --> 00:37:32,137
We were young. And there was a war on.

478
00:37:33,723 --> 00:37:37,352
- It was a good way to meet girls.
- I'll bet.

479
00:37:37,602 --> 00:37:41,439
How come you didn't get caught?

480
00:37:44,235 --> 00:37:46,695
I went out for pizza.

481
00:37:46,946 --> 00:37:49,490
Then I went to Canada.

482
00:37:49,741 --> 00:37:52,035
I was lucky. He wasn't.

483
00:37:52,285 --> 00:37:54,538
Did he ever forgive you?

484
00:37:54,788 --> 00:37:57,624
I hope so.

485
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,003
He died in prison.

486
00:38:07,928 --> 00:38:12,558
So, what are you guys gonna do
with your share of the money?

487
00:38:12,809 --> 00:38:15,228
Don?

488
00:38:15,770 --> 00:38:18,523
We have never been to Europe together.

489
00:38:18,773 --> 00:38:22,110
And we are going.

490
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,156
- Madrid, Lisbon.
- Athens and Scotland.

491
00:38:26,408 --> 00:38:29,327
- And Tahiti.
- Yes, yes.

492
00:38:29,578 --> 00:38:32,497
- Mother?
- Well, you know...

493
00:38:32,747 --> 00:38:36,960
...I've never actually had a really cool car
that I could fit comfortably into.

494
00:38:37,210 --> 00:38:39,838
So I think I'm gonna buy me a Winnebago...

495
00:38:40,088 --> 00:38:46,178
...with a big kitchen, water bed.
Big kitchen.

496
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,515
Carl?

497
00:38:48,765 --> 00:38:50,642
I'd like to have a deep relationship...

498
00:38:50,893 --> 00:38:55,647
...with a beautiful woman, who melts
from the very first time our eyes meet.

499
00:38:55,899 --> 00:38:58,943
We're not getting paid that much, Carl.

500
00:38:59,194 --> 00:39:02,322
Well, you know, someone like Liz.

501
00:39:02,573 --> 00:39:06,785
You're definitely
not getting paid that much.

502
00:39:07,369 --> 00:39:09,997
Whistler?

503
00:39:10,540 --> 00:39:12,375
Peace on earth, goodwill toward men.

504
00:39:12,626 --> 00:39:14,419
Right on.

505
00:39:14,669 --> 00:39:16,213
And women.

506
00:39:16,463 --> 00:39:19,716
- All right.
- Hear, hear!

507
00:39:22,970 --> 00:39:25,056
- That's not a word, "scrunchy".
- Yes, it is.

508
00:39:25,307 --> 00:39:27,601
- Scrunchy is not a word.
- Scrunchy is a word.

509
00:39:27,851 --> 00:39:29,770
- Since when?
- Know what happens to your face?

510
00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:32,481
- It's not a word.
- Right now your face is scrunchy.

511
00:39:32,731 --> 00:39:36,860
All right. We gotta take it as a word.

512
00:39:44,995 --> 00:39:48,040
- I have...
- I didn't invent the word.

513
00:39:48,290 --> 00:39:50,376
- Carl?
- Yes?

514
00:39:50,626 --> 00:39:52,920
What does it say where this is?

515
00:39:53,170 --> 00:39:56,340
Hold on a second here.

516
00:39:57,385 --> 00:40:00,471
"System out. "

517
00:40:01,931 --> 00:40:03,182
Guys...

518
00:40:03,432 --> 00:40:06,853
...I really think you should
leave that thing alone.

519
00:40:07,103 --> 00:40:12,483
Yeah, I know. I just wanted
to see something. Don't worry, Don.

520
00:40:13,653 --> 00:40:18,116
- How are they spelling Setec?
- S-E-T-E-C. Setec.

521
00:40:18,366 --> 00:40:21,661
Special extraterrestrial?

522
00:40:21,911 --> 00:40:25,248
Earthling counter.

523
00:40:25,583 --> 00:40:28,711
Is that right? Two, four, five.

524
00:40:28,961 --> 00:40:32,798
And she begins to go,
and this one bull turns around...

525
00:40:33,049 --> 00:40:36,553
...and looks at me
like right dead in my eye.

526
00:40:36,803 --> 00:40:39,222
- Setec.
- What?

527
00:40:39,473 --> 00:40:41,893
Setec Astronomy.

528
00:40:42,143 --> 00:40:46,272
I just love it when a man says that to me.

529
00:40:46,397 --> 00:40:49,859
Setec doesn't mean anything.

530
00:40:51,570 --> 00:40:54,239
Excuse me.

531
00:41:20,101 --> 00:41:21,561
Carl...

532
00:41:21,811 --> 00:41:28,443
...can you get me some cable
and that I/O interface, please?

533
00:41:36,996 --> 00:41:39,874
"Monterey's coast. "

534
00:41:40,124 --> 00:41:44,295
Does "Monterey's coast"
mean anything to you guys?

535
00:41:44,547 --> 00:41:47,550
- No.
- No.

536
00:41:50,261 --> 00:41:53,514
Here, help me with this.

537
00:42:01,858 --> 00:42:05,653
Carl, get the diagnostics.

538
00:42:11,410 --> 00:42:15,581
How about "my Socrates note"?

539
00:42:15,998 --> 00:42:18,584
No.

540
00:42:31,682 --> 00:42:35,477
- No, I don't...
- No. No.

541
00:42:44,947 --> 00:42:48,284
Got it. Move to another one.

542
00:42:58,087 --> 00:43:01,153
Give me another one.

543
00:43:01,188 --> 00:43:04,219
Stay in that quadrant.

544
00:43:12,145 --> 00:43:16,816
It's kind of the same thing.
Try another quadrant.

545
00:43:19,319 --> 00:43:21,488
Mother, what was that? Go back one.

546
00:43:21,739 --> 00:43:24,408
All right.

547
00:43:25,159 --> 00:43:28,246
Holy cow.

548
00:43:28,830 --> 00:43:32,208
What the hell is this?

549
00:43:46,850 --> 00:43:50,103
"Too many secrets. "

550
00:43:52,858 --> 00:43:57,654
Bish, I think you better come over here.

551
00:43:57,904 --> 00:44:00,532
- Carl, got your black book?
- Yes.

552
00:44:00,782 --> 00:44:05,453
Give me the number
for something impossible to access.

553
00:44:06,206 --> 00:44:08,166
Okay. What about this?

554
00:44:08,417 --> 00:44:10,669
Federal Reserve Transfer Node,
Culpepper, Virginia.

555
00:44:10,919 --> 00:44:14,006
- Yeah, sure. Good luck.
- 900 billion a day go through there.

556
00:44:14,256 --> 00:44:16,592
That'll do. Punch it in.

557
00:44:16,842 --> 00:44:20,804
Okay. We won't get in.

558
00:44:21,055 --> 00:44:24,184
It's encrypted.

559
00:44:28,856 --> 00:44:30,816
See?

560
00:44:31,066 --> 00:44:34,403
Mother, that last contact.

561
00:44:42,914 --> 00:44:46,125
Look at this, boys.

562
00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:50,505
Anybody want to shut down
the Federal Reserve?

563
00:44:50,589 --> 00:44:52,674
- Don't screw around with that thing!
- Wait.

564
00:44:52,925 --> 00:44:58,013
- Carl, what else you got?
- National power grid?

565
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,600
Okay.

566
00:45:05,105 --> 00:45:08,901
Here we come. Hey, Mother.

567
00:45:09,151 --> 00:45:12,154
Probing.

568
00:45:15,032 --> 00:45:18,202
Unbelievable.

569
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:24,210
Anybody want to black out New England?
Carl, what else?

570
00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:27,672
Air traffic control system.

571
00:45:35,765 --> 00:45:38,518
Okay, Mother.

572
00:45:42,856 --> 00:45:45,859
Oh, my God.

573
00:45:45,942 --> 00:45:47,443
How is this possible?

574
00:45:47,695 --> 00:45:50,573
Cryptography systems are based
on mathematical problems...

575
00:45:50,823 --> 00:45:53,868
...so complex they cannot be solved
without a key.

576
00:45:54,119 --> 00:45:57,414
Janek figured out a way to solve
those problems without the key...

577
00:45:57,664 --> 00:46:01,418
...and he hard-wired it into that chip.
- Turn it off.

578
00:46:01,668 --> 00:46:05,338
- Want to crash some passenger jets?
- I said turn it off.

579
00:46:05,590 --> 00:46:08,301
Turn it off.

580
00:46:18,021 --> 00:46:19,981
So it's a code-breaker.

581
00:46:20,231 --> 00:46:26,196
No, it's the code-breaker.

582
00:46:27,614 --> 00:46:30,575
No more secrets.

583
00:46:31,453 --> 00:46:35,498
Honey, you and Melissa get your things.

584
00:46:39,753 --> 00:46:43,256
- Night-night.
- Good night.

585
00:46:47,345 --> 00:46:50,181
What time is the hand-off?

586
00:46:50,432 --> 00:46:53,233
9:00 a. m.

587
00:46:53,268 --> 00:46:59,733
Well, between now and then, we are going
to institute some security around here.

588
00:47:01,736 --> 00:47:02,904
This is where I get off.

589
00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:06,491
Nice to see you again. I'm out of here.

590
00:47:06,742 --> 00:47:09,912
Don't take this personally, Liz...

591
00:47:10,162 --> 00:47:13,290
...but you were the only one
who knew Martin's secret.

592
00:47:13,541 --> 00:47:16,085
Somebody talked.

593
00:47:16,336 --> 00:47:20,549
So make yourself comfortable.
We're all staying right here tonight.

594
00:47:20,799 --> 00:47:22,259
No.

595
00:47:22,509 --> 00:47:25,971
I'm getting my bag, and I'm leaving.

596
00:47:26,222 --> 00:47:29,517
So relax, Crease.

597
00:47:30,310 --> 00:47:36,358
I'll relax when we get that damn thing
out of here. Until then, you stay.

598
00:47:39,570 --> 00:47:41,864
What?

599
00:47:42,115 --> 00:47:47,996
There isn't a government on this planet
that wouldn't kill us all for that thing.

600
00:47:57,006 --> 00:48:00,509
- Sorry.
- I see.

601
00:48:00,761 --> 00:48:02,597
Carl, would you get the alarm?

602
00:48:02,847 --> 00:48:05,349
- Mother, lock everything down.
- Unplug that thing.

603
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,059
- Kill the lights.
- You bet.

604
00:48:07,310 --> 00:48:10,897
Thank you for the trust, fellas.

605
00:48:50,524 --> 00:48:54,362
I really enjoyed sleeping
with all you guys. Take care.

606
00:48:54,613 --> 00:48:57,950
- Bye, Liz.
- You too, Liz.

607
00:49:07,710 --> 00:49:11,422
I hope the hand-off goes well.

608
00:49:13,176 --> 00:49:17,722
I'd hate for you to have
something new to run from.

609
00:49:22,018 --> 00:49:26,439
Martin? Time.

610
00:49:29,361 --> 00:49:32,155
Yeah.

611
00:50:09,739 --> 00:50:13,200
Morning. Any problems?

612
00:50:13,452 --> 00:50:16,038
- Nope.
- Want a cappuccino?

613
00:50:16,288 --> 00:50:18,749
No.

614
00:50:39,897 --> 00:50:42,691
Got his check?

615
00:50:46,864 --> 00:50:48,950
Hey, Martin!

616
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:53,204
- Telephone!
- Just a minute.

617
00:50:53,454 --> 00:50:57,083
It's your mother.

618
00:51:09,389 --> 00:51:15,311
She's old. Excuse me.

619
00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:29,620
- Get in the car.
- What?

620
00:51:29,870 --> 00:51:32,665
Get in the car.

621
00:51:33,916 --> 00:51:35,459
I didn't get the money.

622
00:51:35,711 --> 00:51:38,505
Now!

623
00:51:40,842 --> 00:51:43,469
What are you doing?
I didn't get the money.

624
00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:46,681
Janek's dead.

625
00:51:47,432 --> 00:51:48,683
They killed him.

626
00:51:48,933 --> 00:51:51,769
The NSA doesn't kill people, Martin.
Who are they?

627
00:51:52,020 --> 00:51:55,648
You said there isn't a government
on earth that wouldn't kill for that thing.

628
00:51:55,901 --> 00:51:58,695
Not ours. Who were those guys?

629
00:51:58,945 --> 00:52:02,324
There's one way to find out.

630
00:52:21,470 --> 00:52:26,183
They took away my home. Help me out?

631
00:52:26,434 --> 00:52:30,521
The government took away my home.

632
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,401
My God.

633
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:41,116
Don't tell me you can't do it
because I know you can.

634
00:52:41,368 --> 00:52:44,329
And don't tell me you won't do it
because I've got to have it.

635
00:52:44,579 --> 00:52:46,665
I need to know, and I need to know now.

636
00:52:46,916 --> 00:52:50,419
Guys, that federal building's been
scheduled for demolition since August.

637
00:52:50,670 --> 00:52:53,547
Housed the Federal Trade Commission,
and Dept. Of Agriculture.

638
00:52:53,798 --> 00:52:54,799
Been vacant for a month.

639
00:52:55,050 --> 00:52:57,219
The NSA never had an office
in San Francisco.

640
00:52:57,469 --> 00:52:59,888
Their West Coast operations are out
of Los Angeles.

641
00:53:00,138 --> 00:53:03,649
Oh, God. Yeah, thanks.

642
00:53:03,684 --> 00:53:07,312
Janek's grant is from the NSA.

643
00:53:08,816 --> 00:53:11,026
How could you be so goddamn stupid?

644
00:53:11,277 --> 00:53:14,363
Two guys show up, say they're
government, and you just buy it.

645
00:53:14,613 --> 00:53:18,325
They probably were government...

646
00:53:19,618 --> 00:53:22,580
...just not ours.

647
00:53:25,835 --> 00:53:30,715
Everybody pack up whatever you can.
This place isn't safe.

648
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:35,845
- What are you doing?
- I'm going to a concert.

649
00:53:59,539 --> 00:54:02,125
Keep smiling.

650
00:54:02,375 --> 00:54:07,756
- Martin, have you lost your mind?
- Excuse yourself.

651
00:54:08,591 --> 00:54:12,970
Darling, would you excuse me
for a moment?

652
00:54:26,402 --> 00:54:30,907
- Give me back Janek's box, Greg.
- Martin, I don't have it.

653
00:54:31,157 --> 00:54:34,452
- Now you must believe me.
- No.

654
00:54:34,703 --> 00:54:37,206
You set me up, Greg.
No, I do not believe you.

655
00:54:37,457 --> 00:54:40,001
We had nothing to do
with this Janek business.

656
00:54:40,252 --> 00:54:42,545
Not for lack of trying, mind you.

657
00:54:42,796 --> 00:54:45,048
Your codes are entirely different from ours.

658
00:54:45,298 --> 00:54:50,428
We never had any luck in breaking them
so Lord knows, I wanted that box...

659
00:54:50,679 --> 00:54:54,015
...but we did not take it.

660
00:54:57,854 --> 00:55:00,857
Then who did?

661
00:55:02,901 --> 00:55:05,779
What I will tell you now,
I cannot tell you in this building.

662
00:55:06,029 --> 00:55:09,074
Do you understand?

663
00:55:09,367 --> 00:55:12,245
Come.

664
00:55:15,082 --> 00:55:18,002
Martin.

665
00:55:19,086 --> 00:55:22,047
You must trust me.

666
00:55:29,265 --> 00:55:33,144
- Him?
- No.

667
00:55:33,311 --> 00:55:36,772
- Him?
- No.

668
00:55:41,153 --> 00:55:43,405
- Him?
- No.

669
00:55:43,655 --> 00:55:46,533
I'm afraid these books are not
as current as they used to be.

670
00:55:46,784 --> 00:55:48,578
You still keep tabs on all our agents.

671
00:55:48,828 --> 00:55:51,039
These are just the ones
we thought we could turn.

672
00:55:51,290 --> 00:55:55,836
You know, sexual problems,
financial troubles.

673
00:55:56,086 --> 00:55:59,673
Then we had financial troubles.

674
00:56:00,215 --> 00:56:03,427
That's him. The older guy.

675
00:56:03,677 --> 00:56:08,057
A loathsome man named Buddy Devries,
a. k.a. Buddy Weber...

676
00:56:08,309 --> 00:56:11,771
...Buddy Wallace.
- Wallace. That's him.

677
00:56:12,021 --> 00:56:15,232
We tried to recruit him in '83.

678
00:56:15,483 --> 00:56:18,653
Drinking problem, married three times.

679
00:56:18,903 --> 00:56:22,531
Left the NSA four years ago.

680
00:56:22,742 --> 00:56:25,244
Oh, my.

681
00:56:25,495 --> 00:56:28,289
What?

682
00:56:30,208 --> 00:56:32,377
What?

683
00:56:32,627 --> 00:56:38,883
You disappeared once before, my friend.
I suggest you do it again.

684
00:56:39,093 --> 00:56:43,555
Why? Who's he workin' for?

685
00:56:46,101 --> 00:56:50,522
Your FBI is such a pain in the ass.

686
00:56:54,568 --> 00:56:56,821
Who's he workin' for?

687
00:56:57,071 --> 00:57:00,825
Martin, I can offer you
asylum inside this car.

688
00:57:01,076 --> 00:57:04,454
Technically, it's part of the consulate.
Do you wish our protection?

689
00:57:04,706 --> 00:57:09,168
What? Who is Wallace working for?

690
00:57:12,130 --> 00:57:15,049
Mr. Bishop? My name is
Special Agent Bestrop, FBI.

691
00:57:15,300 --> 00:57:18,303
Please, step out of the vehicle.

692
00:57:18,554 --> 00:57:21,432
- Do you wish our protection?
- Mr. Bishop...

693
00:57:21,683 --> 00:57:25,228
...get out of the vehicle now.

694
00:57:29,983 --> 00:57:34,070
You won't know who to trust.

695
00:57:37,951 --> 00:57:43,415
Mr. Bishop, step over here, please.
Hands on the wall, sir.

696
00:57:53,677 --> 00:57:55,679
Is this loaded?

697
00:57:55,929 --> 00:57:58,599
Yes.

698
00:58:22,042 --> 00:58:25,045
Too many secrets.

699
00:59:37,293 --> 00:59:41,505
- Oh, shit.
- What are you doin' up?

700
01:00:33,581 --> 01:00:36,376
Pain?

701
01:00:38,671 --> 01:00:41,465
Yeah.

702
01:00:47,138 --> 01:00:50,183
Try aspirin.

703
01:00:55,356 --> 01:00:58,276
Cosmo.

704
01:01:02,447 --> 01:01:04,950
I'm sorry if he hurt you.

705
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:09,454
I'm afraid Wallace doesn't
like you very much.

706
01:01:10,957 --> 01:01:13,126
You ought to have that guy
checked for rabies.

707
01:01:13,376 --> 01:01:17,130
Rabies occurs only
in warm-blooded animals.

708
01:01:17,381 --> 01:01:20,509
Anyway, I couldn't have you talking
to the Russians.

709
01:01:20,759 --> 01:01:24,430
Five years ago, yes, we could trust them
not to go running to the FBI...

710
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:29,351
...or if they did, we could trust the FBI
not to believe them. Today...

711
01:01:29,604 --> 01:01:31,772
...we can't trust anybody.

712
01:01:32,023 --> 01:01:34,609
What the hell's goin' on here?

713
01:01:34,859 --> 01:01:39,196
Cosmo, what happened?

714
01:01:39,447 --> 01:01:45,494
The world changed on us, Marty,
and without our help.

715
01:01:45,663 --> 01:01:48,958
What happened?

716
01:01:54,130 --> 01:01:56,090
There I was in prison...

717
01:01:56,341 --> 01:02:01,471
...and one day I help some nice older
gentlemen make some free phone calls.

718
01:02:01,722 --> 01:02:07,228
They turn out to be, let us say,
good family men.

719
01:02:08,521 --> 01:02:12,651
- Organized crime?
- Don't kid yourself.

720
01:02:12,901 --> 01:02:15,111
It's not that organized.

721
01:02:15,363 --> 01:02:16,948
Anyway, they arranged for me...

722
01:02:17,198 --> 01:02:20,451
...to get an early release
from my unfortunate incarceration...

723
01:02:20,701 --> 01:02:24,330
...and I began to perform
a variety of services.

724
01:02:24,581 --> 01:02:28,585
For starters, I reorganized
their entire financial operation:

725
01:02:28,836 --> 01:02:31,464
Budgets, payroll,
money laundering, you name it.

726
01:02:31,714 --> 01:02:35,009
The whole network is protected
by a very powerful encryption system...

727
01:02:35,260 --> 01:02:36,886
...so the government can't read it.

728
01:02:37,136 --> 01:02:41,182
But if the feds get Janek's box...

729
01:02:41,475 --> 01:02:46,397
Disaster. Therefore, we must have it.

730
01:02:46,648 --> 01:02:51,945
- To protect the organization.
- Yes.

731
01:02:53,113 --> 01:02:56,324
No, I don't buy it.

732
01:02:56,575 --> 01:02:59,411
I know you.

733
01:03:00,539 --> 01:03:03,875
God, it's good to see you.

734
01:03:15,472 --> 01:03:19,268
We were going to change the world,
Marty, remember?

735
01:03:19,518 --> 01:03:23,355
Did you ever get around
to actually doing it? No, I guess not.

736
01:03:23,606 --> 01:03:27,151
- Well, I think I can.
- Really?

737
01:03:27,402 --> 01:03:30,113
Yes.

738
01:03:33,074 --> 01:03:35,785
What's wrong with this country, Marty?

739
01:03:36,037 --> 01:03:38,331
Money. You taught me that.

740
01:03:38,581 --> 01:03:41,792
Evil defense contractors had it,
noble causes did not.

741
01:03:42,044 --> 01:03:46,340
Politicians are bought and sold like
so much chattel. Our problems multiply.

742
01:03:46,590 --> 01:03:49,760
Pollution, crime, drugs, poverty,
disease, hunger, despair.

743
01:03:50,010 --> 01:03:53,305
We throw gobs of money at them.

744
01:03:53,556 --> 01:03:56,351
The problems always get worse.
Why is that?

745
01:03:56,602 --> 01:04:00,397
Money's most powerful ability is to allow
bad people to do bad things...

746
01:04:00,648 --> 01:04:02,983
...at the expense of those
who don't have it.

747
01:04:03,233 --> 01:04:03,943
I agree.

748
01:04:04,193 --> 01:04:08,239
- Who did you say you were working for?
- That's just my day job.

749
01:04:08,489 --> 01:04:12,743
While in prison, I learned everything
in this world, including money...

750
01:04:12,995 --> 01:04:18,251
...operates not on reality...
- But the perception of reality.

751
01:04:20,127 --> 01:04:23,464
Posit: People think a bank
might be financially shaky.

752
01:04:23,714 --> 01:04:26,092
- Consequence:
- People start to withdraw their money.

753
01:04:26,343 --> 01:04:31,306
- Result: Soon, it is financially shaky.
- Conclusion: You can make banks fail.

754
01:04:31,557 --> 01:04:36,229
I've already done that.
Maybe you've read about a few?

755
01:04:36,264 --> 01:04:37,230
Think bigger.

756
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:38,523
- Stock market?
- Yes.

757
01:04:38,773 --> 01:04:41,234
- Currency market? Commodities market?
- Yes.

758
01:04:41,485 --> 01:04:44,488
Small countries?

759
01:04:46,032 --> 01:04:50,453
I might even be able to crash
the whole damn system.

760
01:04:50,704 --> 01:04:54,541
Destroy all records of ownership.
Think of it, Marty.

761
01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:58,503
No more rich people, no more poor people,
everybody's the same.

762
01:04:58,754 --> 01:05:02,466
Isn't that what we said we always wanted?

763
01:05:02,717 --> 01:05:05,094
Cos, you haven't gone crazy
on me, have you?

764
01:05:05,345 --> 01:05:08,640
Who else is going
to change the world, Marty?

765
01:05:08,890 --> 01:05:11,893
Greenpeace?

766
01:05:17,150 --> 01:05:20,236
You are crazy.

767
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:27,162
Tomorrow they'll retrieve
your fingerprints...

768
01:05:27,412 --> 01:05:29,956
...from the gun that killed
a Russian consular officer.

769
01:05:30,206 --> 01:05:34,002
The following day, those prints will be run
through an FBI computer...

770
01:05:34,252 --> 01:05:37,589
...and they will come up with a name.

771
01:05:41,386 --> 01:05:43,430
Martin Brice...

772
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:47,100
...my old and good friend, who promised
me we would not get in trouble...

773
01:05:47,351 --> 01:05:48,644
...and who, I might add, didn't.

774
01:05:48,894 --> 01:05:51,563
Then they'll check this database
in Washington, D. C...

775
01:05:51,813 --> 01:05:54,650
...which I'm now able to access,
thanks to you.

776
01:05:54,901 --> 01:06:01,032
Of course, no one knows
where Martin Brice is, do they?

777
01:06:01,068 --> 01:06:05,663
But what if this indicated...

778
01:06:07,539 --> 01:06:10,834
...an alias?

779
01:06:11,252 --> 01:06:16,591
Don't. Don't do it, Cos.

780
01:06:16,759 --> 01:06:19,679
Pain?

781
01:06:21,555 --> 01:06:24,558
Try prison.

782
01:06:28,146 --> 01:06:30,816
Ciao.

783
01:06:32,484 --> 01:06:35,904
- Oh, no, not the head.
- Just relax.

784
01:06:36,155 --> 01:06:39,409
No more secrets, Marty.

785
01:07:31,092 --> 01:07:34,220
- I've had a bad night.
- Really?

786
01:07:34,471 --> 01:07:37,265
- You look terrific.
- You look awful.

787
01:07:37,516 --> 01:07:40,061
I should think so,
considering what I've been through.

788
01:07:40,311 --> 01:07:43,189
- What happened?
- You tell me.

789
01:07:43,439 --> 01:07:48,611
You got hit over the head twice
and got thrown out of a speeding car.

790
01:07:48,862 --> 01:07:52,074
Here, let me do this.

791
01:07:54,994 --> 01:07:57,956
I'm sorry.

792
01:07:58,122 --> 01:08:01,292
It's okay. L...

793
01:08:02,878 --> 01:08:06,382
I'm sorry.

794
01:08:14,349 --> 01:08:18,144
The paper said that Greg was killed.

795
01:08:18,937 --> 01:08:21,314
I called your number,
and someone else answered.

796
01:08:21,566 --> 01:08:25,445
I didn't recognize the voice.

797
01:08:36,332 --> 01:08:39,961
I can't do this alone, Liz.

798
01:08:40,296 --> 01:08:43,299
I'm here.

799
01:09:02,278 --> 01:09:03,362
We have to meet.

800
01:09:03,613 --> 01:09:06,490
The FBI says the fingerprints
found in the embassy car...

801
01:09:06,742 --> 01:09:09,995
...match those taken from the office
of a government researcher...

802
01:09:10,245 --> 01:09:12,706
...found murdered earlier this week
in Palo Alto.

803
01:09:12,956 --> 01:09:16,043
The connection was made after
a Bay Area radio station received...

804
01:09:16,294 --> 01:09:18,921
...an anonymous tip
linking the two killings.

805
01:09:19,172 --> 01:09:22,467
I'll bet it was anonymous!
The son of a bitch.

806
01:09:22,718 --> 01:09:25,596
All right, it's time we call the authorities.

807
01:09:25,846 --> 01:09:29,391
Great. Now that we're accessories
to espionage and murder.

808
01:09:29,642 --> 01:09:33,395
All the more reason to turn ourselves
in now while we can still cut a deal.

809
01:09:33,647 --> 01:09:37,734
With what? We got bupkus! They'll give
us 20 years in the electric chair.

810
01:09:37,985 --> 01:09:41,948
You think I like it? I've got a family!
We have no other choice.

811
01:09:42,198 --> 01:09:44,575
Yes, we do.

812
01:09:44,825 --> 01:09:48,955
We make the call, but we make it our way.

813
01:09:49,205 --> 01:09:50,081
Unload the van.

814
01:09:50,332 --> 01:09:55,379
We got these band wideners here, Whis.
Where do you want 'em?

815
01:09:57,590 --> 01:10:02,220
Thanks. Nice apartment.

816
01:10:03,805 --> 01:10:06,391
I'll bounce this call
through nine relay stations...

817
01:10:06,642 --> 01:10:08,894
...around the world and off two satellites.

818
01:10:09,145 --> 01:10:12,023
It'll be the hardest trace
they've ever heard.

819
01:10:12,273 --> 01:10:15,151
This'll measure stress
in the voice on the other end.

820
01:10:15,402 --> 01:10:18,655
Not as accurate as a polygraph, but it'll do.

821
01:10:18,905 --> 01:10:23,660
- Unbelievable.
- Let's do it.

822
01:10:33,046 --> 01:10:36,633
Fort Meade, Maryland. Good afternoon.

823
01:10:36,884 --> 01:10:38,344
Try Director of Ops.

824
01:10:38,594 --> 01:10:41,889
National Security Agency,
Director of Operations, please.

825
01:10:42,140 --> 01:10:45,935
- What extension, please?
- I'm sorry. I forget the number.

826
01:10:46,186 --> 01:10:48,981
Could I have Director of Operations?
It's very important.

827
01:10:49,232 --> 01:10:51,901
What extension, please?

828
01:10:52,152 --> 01:10:54,070
Try Research.

829
01:10:54,321 --> 01:10:56,573
Gimme Research. It's an emergency.

830
01:10:56,823 --> 01:11:00,368
I need an extension or a name.

831
01:11:01,870 --> 01:11:05,540
Setec Astronomy.

832
01:11:05,834 --> 01:11:09,296
One moment, please.

833
01:11:10,547 --> 01:11:12,049
They've started the trace.

834
01:11:12,299 --> 01:11:14,051
Who is this, please?

835
01:11:14,301 --> 01:11:16,762
It's my dime. I'll ask the questions.
Who are you?

836
01:11:17,012 --> 01:11:22,059
- Let's say my name is Mr. Abbott.
- True.

837
01:11:22,311 --> 01:11:25,689
- They made the second leg.
- Mr. Abbott...

838
01:11:25,939 --> 01:11:28,275
...are you interested in Setec Astronomy?

839
01:11:28,525 --> 01:11:32,571
I'm interested in all kinds of astronomy.

840
01:11:34,991 --> 01:11:37,661
- Cute.
- They've got the satellite in Tokyo.

841
01:11:37,911 --> 01:11:40,997
These guys are good.

842
01:11:42,792 --> 01:11:45,503
I need to know if you're someone
who can make a deal.

843
01:11:45,753 --> 01:11:48,422
- Go on.
- Can you deal?

844
01:11:48,674 --> 01:11:50,717
- Yes.
- True.

845
01:11:50,968 --> 01:11:53,762
They're across Transcom.
You've got about 20 seconds, Bish.

846
01:11:54,012 --> 01:11:57,182
If I come in, can you guarantee my safety?

847
01:11:57,433 --> 01:12:00,645
Do you have the item?

848
01:12:01,604 --> 01:12:03,982
- No.
- Fifteen seconds.

849
01:12:04,233 --> 01:12:07,319
- Can you guarantee my safety?
- Where is the item?

850
01:12:07,569 --> 01:12:10,030
- Can you guarantee my safety?
- Five seconds.

851
01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:13,951
- Yes, I can guarantee your safety.
- Bish, he's lying.

852
01:12:14,202 --> 01:12:16,538
- Hang up. They've almost got us.
- He's lying!

853
01:12:16,788 --> 01:12:21,334
- Hang up, Bish! Hang up!
- He's lying! He's lying!

854
01:12:30,177 --> 01:12:32,555
There's gotta be a way to cut a deal.

855
01:12:32,807 --> 01:12:34,183
Too late.

856
01:12:34,434 --> 01:12:37,145
If we had the box, yes. Without it, no.

857
01:12:37,395 --> 01:12:39,314
So let's get this friggin' thing.

858
01:12:39,564 --> 01:12:43,109
- I don't know where it is.
- What did it sound like?

859
01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:46,237
- No idea where they took you?
- No.

860
01:12:46,488 --> 01:12:48,699
They threw me in a trunk,
drove around in circles.

861
01:12:48,949 --> 01:12:53,037
It could be 100 miles away,
underground, in a sky-rise. Forget it.

862
01:12:53,288 --> 01:12:55,874
- Bish, what did it sound like?
- What?

863
01:12:56,124 --> 01:13:00,795
The road. When you were in the trunk,
what did the road sound like?

864
01:13:01,046 --> 01:13:04,007
Well, I don't...
Highway. A regular highway.

865
01:13:04,258 --> 01:13:08,512
Did you go over
any speed bumps? Gravel?

866
01:13:08,764 --> 01:13:11,808
How about a bridge?

867
01:13:11,933 --> 01:13:16,104
- Bridge, yeah.
- Four bridges in the Bay Area.

868
01:13:16,356 --> 01:13:18,941
Was the Golden Gate fogged in last night?

869
01:13:19,192 --> 01:13:22,862
- Yes.
- Did you hear a foghorn?

870
01:13:23,237 --> 01:13:26,032
No.

871
01:13:26,533 --> 01:13:28,744
- Scratch the Golden Gate.
- That leaves three.

872
01:13:28,994 --> 01:13:32,206
What did it sound like?
Did you go through a tunnel?

873
01:13:32,457 --> 01:13:35,418
I'm not... No.

874
01:13:35,669 --> 01:13:37,128
Scratch the Bay.

875
01:13:37,379 --> 01:13:41,883
That leaves two.
San Mateo and Dunbarton.

876
01:13:42,050 --> 01:13:45,303
What did it sound like?

877
01:13:47,599 --> 01:13:50,560
Lower.

878
01:13:52,104 --> 01:13:54,773
Lower.

879
01:13:59,528 --> 01:14:02,030
There was a recurring sound.

880
01:14:02,282 --> 01:14:07,287
Like seams in the concrete.

881
01:14:13,335 --> 01:14:17,214
But further apart.

882
01:14:19,843 --> 01:14:22,554
Yeah.

883
01:14:38,573 --> 01:14:43,494
- Now what?
- Bumps. Rough ones.

884
01:14:43,745 --> 01:14:45,580
- Railroad tracks.
- Yeah, yeah.

885
01:14:45,831 --> 01:14:50,085
A right on Antrim and a left on 84.

886
01:14:50,336 --> 01:14:54,256
And then what did you hear?

887
01:14:54,298 --> 01:14:58,469
- A cocktail party.
- What?

888
01:15:00,056 --> 01:15:02,683
Drove through what sounded...

889
01:15:02,933 --> 01:15:07,063
It sounded like a cocktail party.

890
01:15:07,313 --> 01:15:09,315
There was chattering.
It was right at the end.

891
01:15:09,565 --> 01:15:11,901
Great. Now we got to look
for a cocktail party...

892
01:15:12,151 --> 01:15:14,028
...on the other side of the railroad track.

893
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:17,533
What's the exit
where the railroad tracks are?

894
01:15:17,784 --> 01:15:18,493
Crescent.

895
01:15:18,743 --> 01:15:21,287
Mother, stay on Crescent,
get off at the reservoir.

896
01:15:21,537 --> 01:15:23,539
Okay.

897
01:15:23,790 --> 01:15:27,251
There's a cocktail party at the reservoir?

898
01:15:27,502 --> 01:15:32,423
Yeah. Yeah.

899
01:15:34,469 --> 01:15:39,849
Very good, Bish. Remind me to make you
an honorary blind person.

900
01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:43,019
Great.

901
01:15:43,771 --> 01:15:47,149
Where's this road go?

902
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:51,487
Nowhere. Looks like it ends
right around that hill.

903
01:15:51,738 --> 01:15:57,327
- What's behind the hill?
- Nothing. It's private property.

904
01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:02,208
Private.

905
01:16:29,906 --> 01:16:33,368
Forget it. It's a toy company.

906
01:16:33,618 --> 01:16:36,413
Toy company, my ass. That's laser fencing.

907
01:16:36,663 --> 01:16:41,209
There's high voltage on the perimeter.
The whole building says "go away".

908
01:16:41,460 --> 01:16:45,630
It's Cosmo. I know it.
The toy company's a front.

909
01:16:45,883 --> 01:16:50,888
Mother, get the directional.
Carl, get the video. Let's go.

910
01:16:55,100 --> 01:17:00,356
- Second floor, northwest two.
- That's a bathroom.

911
01:17:00,982 --> 01:17:04,361
Second floor, northwest three.

912
01:17:04,612 --> 01:17:08,157
- That's an emergency exit.
- How do you know that?

913
01:17:08,407 --> 01:17:13,454
I can hear the emergency
floodlight batteries recharging.

914
01:17:14,790 --> 01:17:17,542
Hold it right there.
Crease, what's this mean?

915
01:17:17,793 --> 01:17:20,504
"My voice is my passport. Verify me. "

916
01:17:20,755 --> 01:17:25,259
Some sort of voiceprint ID.
I'll check it out.

917
01:17:28,889 --> 01:17:33,519
- What am I listening to now, Mother?
- Third floor, southwest corner.

918
01:17:33,769 --> 01:17:36,313
It's bursting with ultrasonic.

919
01:17:36,563 --> 01:17:39,692
I've never heard sensors
that powerful before.

920
01:17:39,943 --> 01:17:44,531
Bish, someone is very serious
about keeping people out of that room.

921
01:17:44,782 --> 01:17:47,618
Yeah.

922
01:17:57,088 --> 01:17:58,339
There's the corner room...

923
01:17:58,589 --> 01:18:00,758
...with the motion detectors
Whistler heard.

924
01:18:01,009 --> 01:18:03,136
That's Cosmo's office. I saw the sensors.

925
01:18:03,386 --> 01:18:04,971
They keep the lights on all night...

926
01:18:05,221 --> 01:18:09,809
...so we must assume sensors are on, too.
It won't be easy getting in there.

927
01:18:10,059 --> 01:18:14,814
Run this on ahead.
Let's figure out who works next door.

928
01:18:16,526 --> 01:18:20,113
It's fascinating what $50 can get you
at the county recorder's office.

929
01:18:20,363 --> 01:18:23,783
- What do you got?
- PlayTronics' corporate headquarters.

930
01:18:24,034 --> 01:18:26,745
- The complete blueprints.
- Not bad.

931
01:18:26,996 --> 01:18:30,416
- Not bad, Carl.
- Thanks.

932
01:18:30,666 --> 01:18:31,876
Where'd you get the $50?

933
01:18:32,127 --> 01:18:35,839
- I took it from Mother's wallet.
- Good.

934
01:18:36,089 --> 01:18:40,260
No, Mom, today's not a good day
to come over.

935
01:18:40,678 --> 01:18:42,472
Okay, what have we got here?

936
01:18:42,722 --> 01:18:46,351
It's called a Man-Trap. I borrowed
this demo from the manufacturer.

937
01:18:46,601 --> 01:18:50,355
It's a digital voice-recognition monitor
hooked up to an access booth.

938
01:18:50,606 --> 01:18:57,905
NSA uses this to keep people out of
restricted areas at Fort Meade. Card?

939
01:19:01,534 --> 01:19:05,663
- Now speak right into this box.
- Hi.

940
01:19:05,914 --> 01:19:08,208
My name is Martin Bishop.

941
01:19:08,459 --> 01:19:12,421
My voice is my passport. Verify me.

942
01:19:13,673 --> 01:19:14,883
You can't pass through...

943
01:19:15,133 --> 01:19:17,969
...unless your voiceprint matches
the one encoded on the card.

944
01:19:18,220 --> 01:19:21,223
- So we need someone's card.
- And their voice.

945
01:19:21,473 --> 01:19:24,768
- Can we beat this with tape?
- Has to be up close and personal.

946
01:19:25,019 --> 01:19:27,772
Otherwise you'll be caught
in a steel-reinforced booth...

947
01:19:28,023 --> 01:19:30,401
...while the guards
with the shotguns are called.

948
01:19:30,651 --> 01:19:31,568
That's great.

949
01:19:31,819 --> 01:19:33,362
What about motion detectors?

950
01:19:33,612 --> 01:19:35,197
I'm picking one up this afternoon.

951
01:19:35,447 --> 01:19:39,743
That makes beating this look easy.

952
01:19:39,994 --> 01:19:43,331
Hey, Bish, I think we've found our guy.

953
01:19:43,791 --> 01:19:47,378
Okay, I've blown up the image a little.
Here's the room next to Cosmo's.

954
01:19:47,628 --> 01:19:51,006
Now it's the end of the day.
Watch who comes out.

955
01:19:51,257 --> 01:19:54,176
Let me zoom in on the front door.

956
01:19:54,428 --> 01:19:57,055
A lady in a green skirt...

957
01:19:57,305 --> 01:19:59,599
...and this guy with the cap.

958
01:19:59,850 --> 01:20:02,227
Nobody comes out for another 18 minutes.

959
01:20:02,478 --> 01:20:04,022
- So it's one of those two.
- Right.

960
01:20:04,272 --> 01:20:07,942
Here's the next evening. Again...

961
01:20:08,193 --> 01:20:12,990
...the office next to Cosmo's.
Lights go out.

962
01:20:14,992 --> 01:20:17,036
The guy in the cap. Anybody else?

963
01:20:17,286 --> 01:20:21,165
Nobody else comes out for 22 minutes.
That's who works next door.

964
01:20:21,416 --> 01:20:25,170
We'll use his office to get into Cosmo's.
Can we get plates?

965
01:20:25,421 --> 01:20:28,132
Let me see.

966
01:20:29,592 --> 01:20:32,344
Zooming in.

967
01:20:32,595 --> 01:20:36,849
Another bump. Enhancing.

968
01:20:37,392 --> 01:20:41,897
There's your plate. 180 IQ.

969
01:20:42,774 --> 01:20:47,904
Cute. All right, Carl, let's do this guy.

970
01:20:48,154 --> 01:20:50,281
His name's Werner Brandes.

971
01:20:50,531 --> 01:20:53,743
Single, 6'1", 174 pounds,
must wear glasses to drive...

972
01:20:53,994 --> 01:20:56,372
...no outstanding tickets or warrants.

973
01:20:56,623 --> 01:20:59,459
He leaves work
between 6:00 and 7:00 every night...

974
01:20:59,709 --> 01:21:02,253
...takes the same route home,
obeys the speed limit...

975
01:21:02,504 --> 01:21:06,758
...comes to a complete stop at every stop
sign and signals when he changes lanes.

976
01:21:07,009 --> 01:21:09,428
He's a very safe driver.

977
01:21:09,678 --> 01:21:13,808
$750 limit on his Visa, pays his bills.

978
01:21:14,059 --> 01:21:16,311
No bad debts, no bum checks.

979
01:21:16,561 --> 01:21:20,857
No firearms. Member, International
Microchip Designers Association...

980
01:21:21,108 --> 01:21:23,527
...and chairman of the social committee.

981
01:21:23,778 --> 01:21:26,698
Great. The world's most boring human.

982
01:21:26,948 --> 01:21:31,953
How the hell are we going to get
close enough to record him?

983
01:21:32,955 --> 01:21:36,125
Oh, Mother.

984
01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:41,463
Sorry, Liz. Standard procedure.
Trash from the guy's house.

985
01:21:41,506 --> 01:21:45,760
And thank you for bringing it into mine.

986
01:21:48,513 --> 01:21:51,975
Okay, let's see here.
Phone bill, no long distance.

987
01:21:52,227 --> 01:21:55,856
Club Med brochure.

988
01:21:56,189 --> 01:22:00,360
A ticket stub to a Barry Manilow concert.

989
01:22:01,611 --> 01:22:03,947
Here it is. Here we go.

990
01:22:04,197 --> 01:22:09,411
"Dear Compudater: Welcome to
the world of automated compatibility. "

991
01:22:09,663 --> 01:22:13,125
- He's a computer dater.
- I love it. Let's get him a date.

992
01:22:13,375 --> 01:22:17,004
What was the name of that gal we used
on the cereal company sneak last year?

993
01:22:17,254 --> 01:22:20,090
Sandy Krieger? Forget it. Married a cop.

994
01:22:20,340 --> 01:22:24,344
How about Barbara? Now, she was cute.

995
01:22:24,596 --> 01:22:27,640
Yeah, but she'd never do it.
She regards this work as juvenile.

996
01:22:27,892 --> 01:22:31,187
That's why she divorced me.
How about your friend Jessie?

997
01:22:31,437 --> 01:22:34,065
- Yeah, she's buff.
- Fellas.

998
01:22:34,315 --> 01:22:39,820
Fellas, look at this man's trash.
He's not looking for buff.

999
01:22:40,072 --> 01:22:42,324
It's the nicest garbage I've ever seen.

1000
01:22:42,574 --> 01:22:44,618
The man who folded this tube of Crest...

1001
01:22:44,869 --> 01:22:50,583
...is looking for someone meticulous,
refined, anal.

1002
01:22:55,589 --> 01:22:58,384
What?

1003
01:23:17,488 --> 01:23:19,907
Werner? Hi.

1004
01:23:20,159 --> 01:23:22,620
I'm Doris.

1005
01:23:22,870 --> 01:23:25,248
Hi.

1006
01:23:25,498 --> 01:23:27,583
Are you ready for the dim sum bar?

1007
01:23:27,834 --> 01:23:30,128
I'm not really in any hurry.

1008
01:23:30,378 --> 01:23:34,340
All right. I'll be right back.

1009
01:23:58,577 --> 01:24:01,371
So.

1010
01:24:01,621 --> 01:24:05,000
What an interesting name you have.

1011
01:24:05,251 --> 01:24:08,880
How exactly do you pronounce it?

1012
01:24:17,181 --> 01:24:20,893
This is what's in Cosmo's office.

1013
01:24:23,897 --> 01:24:26,232
The best motion sensor on the market.

1014
01:24:26,483 --> 01:24:29,611
Watch this.

1015
01:24:30,863 --> 01:24:34,075
It also responds to thermal differentials.

1016
01:24:34,326 --> 01:24:36,036
Does this have a happy ending?

1017
01:24:36,286 --> 01:24:40,082
We can wrap you in a full body suit
of neoprene, heat-resistant rubber...

1018
01:24:40,332 --> 01:24:43,335
...or raise the temperature
in Cosmo's office to 98.6 degrees...

1019
01:24:43,585 --> 01:24:46,963
...which is probably what we'll do.
The neoprene would suffocate you.

1020
01:24:47,214 --> 01:24:49,674
Either way, you've got a top speed of...

1021
01:24:49,927 --> 01:24:53,097
...two inches per second.

1022
01:24:53,347 --> 01:24:55,891
Any faster than that...

1023
01:24:56,141 --> 01:24:58,310
...and big guys with guns.

1024
01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:01,688
- You'll probably do fine.
- Since when am I the one...

1025
01:25:01,939 --> 01:25:05,067
This is the same answering machine
Janek used for his box.

1026
01:25:05,318 --> 01:25:08,822
That's what you'll be carrying
across the floor at two inches per second.

1027
01:25:09,073 --> 01:25:13,119
I got that for you because I figured
you'd just want to practice with it.

1028
01:25:13,369 --> 01:25:15,955
Remember to go real slow!

1029
01:25:16,205 --> 01:25:18,749
Slow.

1030
01:25:20,419 --> 01:25:24,381
You get all the fun stuff.

1031
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:43,193
So, what about travel?

1032
01:25:43,445 --> 01:25:47,323
Where do you like to go?
Europe? Mexico?

1033
01:25:47,575 --> 01:25:49,994
I don't know.
I've never been out of the country.

1034
01:25:50,244 --> 01:25:51,829
I think they want us to leave.

1035
01:25:52,079 --> 01:25:55,040
Sit down, Werner.

1036
01:25:56,167 --> 01:25:57,668
Talk to me.

1037
01:25:57,918 --> 01:26:02,840
You know what?
I really love the sound of your voice.

1038
01:26:03,092 --> 01:26:04,719
Really?

1039
01:26:04,969 --> 01:26:08,014
I always thought it was kind of nasal
and pinched.

1040
01:26:08,264 --> 01:26:10,475
No, not at all. It's lovely.

1041
01:26:10,725 --> 01:26:14,228
And there's this one word.

1042
01:26:14,479 --> 01:26:18,649
I've always loved the sound of this word.

1043
01:26:18,902 --> 01:26:20,820
- Oh, no!
- No, what? What?

1044
01:26:21,071 --> 01:26:24,240
- You wouldn't. Never mind.
- I would. What? What, please?

1045
01:26:24,491 --> 01:26:26,326
All right.

1046
01:26:26,576 --> 01:26:32,499
I would really like to hear you
say the word...

1047
01:26:32,750 --> 01:26:35,711
..."passport".

1048
01:26:38,340 --> 01:26:40,967
Passport?

1049
01:26:44,137 --> 01:26:46,681
You know, you're right. We ought to leave.

1050
01:26:46,933 --> 01:26:49,811
Doris?

1051
01:26:50,603 --> 01:26:53,356
Would you like to have breakfast with me?

1052
01:26:53,606 --> 01:26:55,983
Sure, fine.

1053
01:26:56,235 --> 01:26:59,947
Shall I phone you or nudge you?

1054
01:27:01,533 --> 01:27:04,285
Check, please.

1055
01:27:13,671 --> 01:27:16,924
Hi. My name is Werner Brandes.

1056
01:27:17,175 --> 01:27:22,222
My voice is my passport.
Verify me. Thank you.

1057
01:27:42,828 --> 01:27:46,373
Is that the gardener?
I thought they already left.

1058
01:27:46,624 --> 01:27:49,586
I guess not.

1059
01:27:58,429 --> 01:28:02,224
May I use your john, please?

1060
01:29:10,677 --> 01:29:14,848
Listen, a few minutes ago,
a gardener came...

1061
01:29:17,017 --> 01:29:20,062
Skip it. I see him.

1062
01:29:25,735 --> 01:29:27,195
Okay, fellas, I'm outta here.

1063
01:29:27,447 --> 01:29:31,659
Carl, have a nice ride.

1064
01:30:08,909 --> 01:30:11,870
It's hot in here.

1065
01:30:12,539 --> 01:30:15,834
Maybe I'll just open this window a bit.

1066
01:30:16,084 --> 01:30:21,090
I'll join you as soon as I'm through
pounding these breasts.

1067
01:30:21,673 --> 01:30:24,551
Do you know,
the best thing about this meal...

1068
01:30:24,802 --> 01:30:27,971
...besides it's absolutely fabulous...

1069
01:30:28,223 --> 01:30:30,600
...is that it only has 400 calories.
- Oh, great.

1070
01:30:30,851 --> 01:30:33,062
- I'm concerned about what we eat.
- You are.

1071
01:30:33,312 --> 01:30:36,774
What would you say is the ideal diet?

1072
01:30:37,024 --> 01:30:40,402
I sort of eat on the run.

1073
01:30:40,653 --> 01:30:41,737
I'm really busy, so...

1074
01:30:41,988 --> 01:30:47,035
The ideal diet, don't laugh,
is the bottom of a monkey cage.

1075
01:30:47,285 --> 01:30:50,956
- I'm sorry?
- Look at the bottom of a monkey cage.

1076
01:30:51,207 --> 01:30:53,417
Is someone answering your door?

1077
01:30:53,668 --> 01:30:57,755
Just a second. I'm not expecting anyone.

1078
01:31:00,217 --> 01:31:03,303
No. Nobody there.

1079
01:31:03,554 --> 01:31:06,974
- I'm sorry.
- We're all alone.

1080
01:31:07,225 --> 01:31:11,771
I'll just close the window. It's okay now.

1081
01:31:11,807 --> 01:31:13,232
It's true. I read that once.

1082
01:31:13,482 --> 01:31:15,484
I don't know.
What were we talking about?

1083
01:31:15,734 --> 01:31:20,114
You have fruit, greens...

1084
01:31:22,616 --> 01:31:25,995
Good evening. PlayTronics.

1085
01:31:51,107 --> 01:31:52,400
Cattle mutilations are up.

1086
01:31:52,650 --> 01:31:56,696
- Don't.
- Sorry.

1087
01:32:23,685 --> 01:32:25,145
Here we go.

1088
01:32:25,396 --> 01:32:28,149
Martin, we've got video. All eight of them.

1089
01:32:28,399 --> 01:32:30,068
You're coming in fine.

1090
01:32:30,318 --> 01:32:34,489
You are clear all the way up
to the Man-Trap.

1091
01:33:09,863 --> 01:33:13,032
Hi, my name is Werner Brandes.

1092
01:33:13,284 --> 01:33:17,830
My voice is my passport. Verify me.

1093
01:34:50,684 --> 01:34:54,229
There's a three-foot area in the corner,
just outside the sensor's range.

1094
01:34:54,480 --> 01:34:57,024
Good. Hold on. Whistler?

1095
01:34:57,275 --> 01:35:01,779
- Carl, how's the weather?
- 98.6 and holding.

1096
01:35:02,030 --> 01:35:05,993
Beauty. We got body temp, Crease.

1097
01:35:06,244 --> 01:35:08,746
Go.

1098
01:35:29,019 --> 01:35:32,063
Once again, I am so sorry about dinner.

1099
01:35:32,314 --> 01:35:34,149
No, it was really delicious.

1100
01:35:34,399 --> 01:35:37,569
No, no. I overcooked the carrots.

1101
01:35:37,821 --> 01:35:42,784
No, I liked them really squishy like that.

1102
01:35:43,035 --> 01:35:46,079
- That's cute.
- Watch.

1103
01:35:46,330 --> 01:35:49,166
Watch this.

1104
01:35:52,545 --> 01:35:55,465
Play dead.

1105
01:35:56,550 --> 01:35:58,135
Great!

1106
01:35:58,385 --> 01:36:00,888
I designed the voice recognition chip.

1107
01:36:01,138 --> 01:36:03,015
What a thing to do!

1108
01:36:03,265 --> 01:36:06,560
- Could I just make a quick phone call?
- Sure.

1109
01:36:06,812 --> 01:36:09,940
- It's in the bedroom.
- Upstairs?

1110
01:36:10,190 --> 01:36:14,694
Yeah, just go upstairs
and then walk straight forward.

1111
01:36:14,946 --> 01:36:19,116
The first one is a closet.

1112
01:36:19,868 --> 01:36:21,411
Pooch.

1113
01:36:21,662 --> 01:36:25,791
Look what you've done to Doris' purse.

1114
01:36:56,367 --> 01:37:01,122
What do you say we go for a ride, Doris?

1115
01:37:18,391 --> 01:37:20,226
I don't believe this!

1116
01:37:20,478 --> 01:37:22,771
What are you saying?
The NSA killed Kennedy?

1117
01:37:23,023 --> 01:37:27,277
No, they shot him, but they didn't kill him.
He's still alive.

1118
01:37:27,527 --> 01:37:29,488
That's it. I've had it.

1119
01:37:29,738 --> 01:37:31,698
I don't want to talk to you anymore.

1120
01:37:31,948 --> 01:37:35,869
- Do your job. I don't want to talk.
- Okay, fine.

1121
01:37:36,120 --> 01:37:40,291
It was the same people
who framed Pete Rose.

1122
01:37:41,043 --> 01:37:44,338
Boy, this was fun. Wanna go back?

1123
01:37:44,588 --> 01:37:49,301
- No, we're almost there.
- Almost where?

1124
01:37:54,349 --> 01:37:56,434
- Forget it. Forget it.
- No, Crease.

1125
01:37:56,684 --> 01:38:00,897
Werner just pulled up.
He's got Liz with him.

1126
01:38:02,399 --> 01:38:07,613
Martin? I think you'd better hurry.

1127
01:38:09,991 --> 01:38:14,996
The one thing I can't do is hurry.

1128
01:38:38,649 --> 01:38:40,776
"I want you to say it for me just one time. "

1129
01:38:41,026 --> 01:38:44,155
"Passport.
You have such a beautiful voice. "

1130
01:38:44,405 --> 01:38:46,031
I'm Dr. Brandes. I work on three.

1131
01:38:46,282 --> 01:38:49,660
I believe this phony is involved
in some plot to break into my office.

1132
01:38:49,911 --> 01:38:54,833
Hold it! Hold it!
Let me see your entry card.

1133
01:38:55,084 --> 01:38:59,255
- You took my card.
- What card? See?

1134
01:38:59,505 --> 01:39:02,550
Sir, we have a problem.

1135
01:39:25,117 --> 01:39:29,038
- What?
- Call the police.

1136
01:39:30,582 --> 01:39:34,044
I think that someone
is trying to break into my office!

1137
01:39:34,295 --> 01:39:37,924
Let's take a look at his office.

1138
01:40:22,056 --> 01:40:24,433
Well?

1139
01:40:24,685 --> 01:40:27,646
Well, everything seems to be in order.

1140
01:40:27,896 --> 01:40:31,066
- Does it?
- Yes, sir.

1141
01:40:33,653 --> 01:40:37,282
- Very sorry to have troubled you, miss.
- Not as sorry as I am.

1142
01:40:37,532 --> 01:40:40,618
Werner.

1143
01:40:46,960 --> 01:40:49,462
They're letting her go.

1144
01:40:49,713 --> 01:40:52,257
- We'll call you a cab.
- Thank you.

1145
01:40:52,507 --> 01:40:56,303
This is my last computer date.

1146
01:40:57,179 --> 01:41:00,140
Wait.

1147
01:41:00,559 --> 01:41:05,856
A computer matched her with him?
I don't think so.

1148
01:41:09,193 --> 01:41:12,362
Marty.

1149
01:41:20,039 --> 01:41:23,667
Why is it so hot in here?

1150
01:41:32,385 --> 01:41:35,847
Marty!

1151
01:41:41,771 --> 01:41:43,856
We've got six guards in the front lobby...

1152
01:41:44,107 --> 01:41:46,860
...four in the south corridor,
five upstairs north.

1153
01:41:47,110 --> 01:41:49,530
- Guards in the boiler room.
- Oh, God.

1154
01:41:49,780 --> 01:41:53,158
Carl, listen carefully. You've got trouble.

1155
01:41:53,409 --> 01:41:55,161
Heating duct's over the furnace.

1156
01:41:55,411 --> 01:41:58,331
You'll be all right.
Find the heating ducts above the furnace.

1157
01:41:58,582 --> 01:42:01,001
That'll lead you to the elevator.

1158
01:42:01,252 --> 01:42:03,712
There's a fire escape
at the end of the north corridor.

1159
01:42:03,963 --> 01:42:06,257
- There are fire walls.
- Have him go south.

1160
01:42:06,507 --> 01:42:10,219
No, go directly north, 30 yards.

1161
01:42:10,470 --> 01:42:12,347
Once you're there, let me know.

1162
01:42:12,597 --> 01:42:15,892
Blue team, move to corridor one.
Green team, secure north corridor.

1163
01:42:16,143 --> 01:42:21,274
He'll be in a crawl space. Break through.

1164
01:42:34,122 --> 01:42:35,331
Crease?

1165
01:42:35,582 --> 01:42:37,876
I'm in northeast three, over the corridor.

1166
01:42:38,126 --> 01:42:41,629
- I think it's a dead end.
- Don't move.

1167
01:42:41,880 --> 01:42:43,798
Don't worry, we'll get you out of there.

1168
01:42:44,049 --> 01:42:49,346
We've got guards at every stairwell.
Can you hear if there's any...

1169
01:42:54,352 --> 01:42:56,062
Oh, no.

1170
01:42:56,313 --> 01:43:00,275
What? Don't say "oh, no".

1171
01:43:03,404 --> 01:43:04,322
This is Wallace.

1172
01:43:04,573 --> 01:43:08,869
I'm in northeast three.
I'm gonna check it out.

1173
01:43:10,287 --> 01:43:13,332
Martin, we lost...

1174
01:43:19,964 --> 01:43:23,009
Do you read me?

1175
01:43:33,063 --> 01:43:35,482
Damn!

1176
01:43:38,985 --> 01:43:41,947
Stop shooting.

1177
01:43:42,324 --> 01:43:45,035
Marty?

1178
01:43:45,285 --> 01:43:47,579
I know you are in the building...

1179
01:43:47,829 --> 01:43:51,416
...and I know you can hear me.

1180
01:43:51,458 --> 01:43:53,877
God.

1181
01:43:54,920 --> 01:43:58,465
You should not have come back, Marty.

1182
01:43:58,717 --> 01:44:01,345
I won and you lost.

1183
01:44:01,595 --> 01:44:05,432
If our friendship meant anything to you,
that's the way you should have left it.

1184
01:44:05,683 --> 01:44:09,603
But you always had to be
the one to win, didn't you?

1185
01:44:09,854 --> 01:44:14,900
You were the one who got away
with things, while I never did.

1186
01:44:15,110 --> 01:44:20,740
You always had to get the girl, didn't you?

1187
01:44:24,161 --> 01:44:27,123
So I never did...

1188
01:44:29,501 --> 01:44:32,838
...at least not until now.

1189
01:44:36,801 --> 01:44:39,888
She's lovely, Marty.

1190
01:44:43,475 --> 01:44:45,769
Please.

1191
01:44:46,020 --> 01:44:49,857
Marty, please bring me the box.

1192
01:44:50,649 --> 01:44:52,109
You must know...

1193
01:44:52,360 --> 01:44:57,115
...they will never let either of you live
if you try to get out.

1194
01:44:57,366 --> 01:45:00,369
I am your way out.

1195
01:45:01,204 --> 01:45:04,582
I'm your only way out.

1196
01:45:05,917 --> 01:45:09,295
If I wanted you dead...

1197
01:45:09,588 --> 01:45:12,591
...you'd be dead.

1198
01:45:12,717 --> 01:45:14,594
Marty...

1199
01:45:14,844 --> 01:45:18,014
...I cannot kill you.

1200
01:45:18,848 --> 01:45:21,851
I cannot kill you.

1201
01:45:24,605 --> 01:45:28,067
You have to trust me.

1202
01:45:31,404 --> 01:45:34,741
Guys, I'm goin' in.

1203
01:45:34,950 --> 01:45:38,078
Do you hear me, Carl?

1204
01:45:39,121 --> 01:45:41,666
Yes.

1205
01:46:03,356 --> 01:46:04,107
- Hi.
- Hi.

1206
01:46:04,358 --> 01:46:08,862
- How are you?
- Fine. How are you?

1207
01:46:12,742 --> 01:46:15,787
So you have my box.

1208
01:46:20,041 --> 01:46:22,836
We have a deal.

1209
01:46:22,920 --> 01:46:26,173
Right?

1210
01:46:29,720 --> 01:46:31,221
Wait a second.

1211
01:46:31,471 --> 01:46:34,308
Wait a minute!

1212
01:46:34,516 --> 01:46:38,228
Goddamn it, you gave me your word!

1213
01:46:46,447 --> 01:46:49,658
I cannot kill my friend.

1214
01:46:51,994 --> 01:46:55,247
Kill my friend.

1215
01:46:58,169 --> 01:46:59,962
You son of a bitch.

1216
01:47:00,213 --> 01:47:04,550
You didn't really think we were gonna
let you go, did you?

1217
01:47:04,800 --> 01:47:08,429
You didn't really think I was gonna
let you have this box, did you?

1218
01:47:08,680 --> 01:47:11,225
- What?
- Now.

1219
01:47:11,475 --> 01:47:14,353
Now? What are you talking about now?

1220
01:47:14,603 --> 01:47:19,191
- Now!
- You're damn right, now!

1221
01:47:19,442 --> 01:47:22,987
- Carl, now!
- Geronimo!

1222
01:47:29,119 --> 01:47:32,164
Let go of him.

1223
01:47:34,000 --> 01:47:36,127
I mean it. I'm an excellent marksman.

1224
01:47:36,378 --> 01:47:39,756
Woman! Move!

1225
01:47:40,007 --> 01:47:43,344
Sure. Sure.

1226
01:47:45,012 --> 01:47:48,140
Get up.

1227
01:47:55,233 --> 01:47:58,945
- What the hell were you waiting for?
- That's not easy, what I just did.

1228
01:47:59,195 --> 01:48:02,907
- Guys, could we get out of here?
- Yeah.

1229
01:48:03,575 --> 01:48:06,160
Here.

1230
01:48:09,081 --> 01:48:10,874
- Up, up, up!
- I'm up!

1231
01:48:11,126 --> 01:48:13,753
Hurry!

1232
01:48:20,468 --> 01:48:25,765
Crease, we're on the roof. There's
a fire escape on the side. Is it clear?

1233
01:48:26,017 --> 01:48:28,853
Yes, clear.

1234
01:48:30,355 --> 01:48:31,607
Where are you?

1235
01:48:31,857 --> 01:48:34,484
On a hill overlooking
the northeast corner of the lot.

1236
01:48:34,735 --> 01:48:38,238
- There!
- Beautiful. Come and get us.

1237
01:48:38,489 --> 01:48:43,745
Hurry up. We've only got a few minutes
before anybody knows we're gone.

1238
01:48:44,245 --> 01:48:47,707
Comin' to get you.

1239
01:48:49,668 --> 01:48:54,548
Put your hands where
I can see 'em and step outta the van.

1240
01:48:54,716 --> 01:48:57,886
You too, Midnight.

1241
01:49:18,909 --> 01:49:23,288
Bish, they've got Crease and Mother.

1242
01:49:24,124 --> 01:49:26,877
Shit!

1243
01:49:28,420 --> 01:49:31,298
Whistler, you've got to do it.

1244
01:49:31,548 --> 01:49:32,508
Do what?

1245
01:49:32,758 --> 01:49:37,096
You gotta drive.
I'll talk you through it. Now, hurry.

1246
01:49:37,347 --> 01:49:40,183
Drive what?

1247
01:49:57,912 --> 01:49:59,080
Okay, Bish.

1248
01:49:59,330 --> 01:50:01,374
There's a gate about 30 yards behind you.

1249
01:50:01,624 --> 01:50:05,253
Put it in reverse and floor it.

1250
01:50:05,629 --> 01:50:09,216
Did I ever tell you
why I had to leave the CIA?

1251
01:50:09,466 --> 01:50:12,094
No.

1252
01:50:15,890 --> 01:50:17,767
What's reverse?

1253
01:50:18,018 --> 01:50:19,894
One down.

1254
01:50:20,146 --> 01:50:23,399
My temper.

1255
01:50:28,279 --> 01:50:31,115
Mess with me, I'll split your head!

1256
01:50:31,365 --> 01:50:36,871
Crease, where's Whistler going?

1257
01:50:37,248 --> 01:50:40,084
Bish? I'm going backwards.

1258
01:50:40,335 --> 01:50:44,297
You're doin' fine. Doin' fine.

1259
01:50:45,798 --> 01:50:47,592
Now, hit the brakes!

1260
01:50:47,842 --> 01:50:50,511
Now!

1261
01:50:50,972 --> 01:50:54,100
Okay, put the gearshift down two notches.

1262
01:50:54,351 --> 01:50:58,313
Down two notches.

1263
01:50:58,396 --> 01:51:01,983
Turn left. Floor it.

1264
01:51:02,234 --> 01:51:07,197
- I'm going forward.
- Straighten out.

1265
01:51:08,324 --> 01:51:12,620
- What was that?
- Okay, keep comin'.

1266
01:51:12,871 --> 01:51:16,583
Oh, God, I'm driving!

1267
01:51:19,754 --> 01:51:23,841
No, don't do that. I'm driving!

1268
01:51:25,260 --> 01:51:27,720
Go left!

1269
01:51:27,972 --> 01:51:30,182
My left. Right.

1270
01:51:30,432 --> 01:51:33,936
Go right! Right!

1271
01:51:36,940 --> 01:51:40,110
It's okay.

1272
01:51:41,403 --> 01:51:44,030
Beautiful! Keep comin'. Keep comin'.

1273
01:51:44,281 --> 01:51:48,410
Now, you're gonna go down
a very gentle slope.

1274
01:51:48,662 --> 01:51:52,249
Okay, fine. Great. No problem.

1275
01:51:58,171 --> 01:52:00,299
Doin' okay. Five more seconds...

1276
01:52:00,549 --> 01:52:03,468
...and stop.

1277
01:52:06,515 --> 01:52:10,269
I think I'll stop right here.

1278
01:52:10,978 --> 01:52:12,938
Whistler, that was great!

1279
01:52:13,188 --> 01:52:14,982
- Whistler!
- That was great!

1280
01:52:15,232 --> 01:52:17,735
I'm taking the wheel. In the back.

1281
01:52:17,986 --> 01:52:21,072
Where's Martin?

1282
01:52:23,242 --> 01:52:26,245
Marty.

1283
01:52:28,205 --> 01:52:32,001
Would you step away from the ladder?

1284
01:52:49,438 --> 01:52:51,774
You will give me the box right now...

1285
01:52:52,024 --> 01:52:55,736
...or I will kill you right now.

1286
01:52:59,032 --> 01:53:01,743
No.

1287
01:53:02,870 --> 01:53:03,955
Jesus!

1288
01:53:04,205 --> 01:53:06,749
Just give me the box, Marty.

1289
01:53:06,999 --> 01:53:09,585
- I thought you couldn't kill me.
- I missed on purpose!

1290
01:53:09,835 --> 01:53:13,631
- Now give me the box.
- Take the damn thing! I don't want it.

1291
01:53:13,881 --> 01:53:16,509
You win, I lose.
That's what you want, isn't it?

1292
01:53:16,761 --> 01:53:20,265
- Say it! Say it!
- Yes.

1293
01:53:25,103 --> 01:53:26,396
I'm sorry, Cos.

1294
01:53:26,646 --> 01:53:28,731
- You could have shared this with me.
- I know.

1295
01:53:28,982 --> 01:53:31,734
- You could have had the power.
- I don't want it.

1296
01:53:31,986 --> 01:53:34,238
Don't you know the places
we can go with this?

1297
01:53:34,489 --> 01:53:38,618
- Yeah, I do. There's nobody there.
- Exactly.

1298
01:53:38,868 --> 01:53:41,871
The world isn't run by weapons anymore,
or energy or money.

1299
01:53:42,122 --> 01:53:46,001
It's run by ones and zeroes,
little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

1300
01:53:46,252 --> 01:53:48,254
I don't care.

1301
01:53:48,504 --> 01:53:51,007
I don't expect other people
to understand this...

1302
01:53:51,258 --> 01:53:54,011
...but I do expect you to understand this.

1303
01:53:54,261 --> 01:53:56,722
We started this journey together.

1304
01:53:56,972 --> 01:54:00,267
It wasn't a journey, Cos.

1305
01:54:00,727 --> 01:54:02,854
It was a prank.

1306
01:54:03,104 --> 01:54:06,274
There's a war out there,
old friend, a world war.

1307
01:54:06,524 --> 01:54:08,693
And it's not about
who's got the most bullets.

1308
01:54:08,944 --> 01:54:10,863
It's about who controls the information:

1309
01:54:11,113 --> 01:54:13,907
...what we see and hear,
how we work, what we think.

1310
01:54:14,158 --> 01:54:17,161
It's all about the information.

1311
01:54:17,412 --> 01:54:21,333
If I were you, I'd destroy that thing.

1312
01:54:22,375 --> 01:54:25,003
Don't go.

1313
01:54:28,925 --> 01:54:31,761
Don't go.

1314
01:54:35,766 --> 01:54:39,394
You do what you have to do, Cos.

1315
01:54:39,478 --> 01:54:41,605
But if you want to stop me...

1316
01:54:41,855 --> 01:54:45,609
...you'll have to pull the trigger.

1317
01:54:46,195 --> 01:54:49,031
You.

1318
01:55:40,672 --> 01:55:43,300
I can't believe we actually made it back.

1319
01:55:43,551 --> 01:55:47,388
I can't believe we did the greatest sneak
in history and can't tell anybody.

1320
01:55:47,638 --> 01:55:50,808
You know what I can't believe?
Tomorrow's Thursday!

1321
01:55:51,058 --> 01:55:53,811
- Not one word.
- All of you, step over here.

1322
01:55:54,061 --> 01:55:56,230
Hands over your head. Move!

1323
01:55:56,481 --> 01:55:59,234
Move!

1324
01:56:00,862 --> 01:56:03,823
Mr. Bishop.

1325
01:56:10,288 --> 01:56:15,293
I'm Bernard Abbott,
National Security Agency.

1326
01:56:15,545 --> 01:56:18,214
We spoke on the phone.

1327
01:56:18,465 --> 01:56:23,803
I believe you have something
that belongs to me.

1328
01:56:25,722 --> 01:56:28,099
It's interesting, don't you think, you guys...

1329
01:56:28,351 --> 01:56:31,020
...that the NSA is here?

1330
01:56:31,270 --> 01:56:34,106
I thought the FBI was supposed
to do this kind of thing.

1331
01:56:34,358 --> 01:56:37,819
Absolutely. This is outside
the NSA's jurisdiction.

1332
01:56:38,070 --> 01:56:42,699
Unless the NSA didn't want anybody
to know about Janek's little black box.

1333
01:56:42,951 --> 01:56:45,536
I keep thinking
about something Greg told me.

1334
01:56:45,787 --> 01:56:48,790
He said our codes were based
on an entirely different system...

1335
01:56:49,040 --> 01:56:54,420
...than the Russian codes,
so this box really wouldn't work on them.

1336
01:56:54,672 --> 01:56:57,591
The only thing it would be good for
is spying on Americans.

1337
01:56:57,842 --> 01:57:00,971
Sure, with a box like that
they could read the FBI's mail.

1338
01:57:01,221 --> 01:57:04,724
- Or the CIA's.
- Or the White House's.

1339
01:57:04,975 --> 01:57:09,896
No wonder they don't want
to share with the other children.

1340
01:57:09,932 --> 01:57:13,025
What do you want, Mr. Bishop?

1341
01:57:13,276 --> 01:57:15,821
Clear up my record.

1342
01:57:16,071 --> 01:57:19,449
- Get outta my life.
- I don't have much choice, do I?

1343
01:57:19,700 --> 01:57:24,121
Not unless you wanna read
about it in "Newsweek".

1344
01:57:24,329 --> 01:57:28,750
- Deal. The box.
- Not so fast.

1345
01:57:30,587 --> 01:57:33,257
- I want a Winnebago.
- What?

1346
01:57:33,507 --> 01:57:35,676
Fully equipped, big kitchen, water bed...

1347
01:57:35,926 --> 01:57:37,886
...AM-FM, CD, microwave.

1348
01:57:38,137 --> 01:57:39,847
This is not a car dealership, pal.

1349
01:57:40,097 --> 01:57:43,267
He wants a Winnebago.

1350
01:57:47,189 --> 01:57:49,358
All right, a Winnebago.

1351
01:57:49,608 --> 01:57:53,529
Thank you. Burgundy interior.

1352
01:57:53,779 --> 01:57:56,532
Now the box.

1353
01:57:56,658 --> 01:58:00,912
I have never taken my wife to Europe.

1354
01:58:01,163 --> 01:58:03,999
I'm sorry to hear it. Give me the box.

1355
01:58:04,250 --> 01:58:08,838
You will buy me two round-trip,
first-class tickets to Athens...

1356
01:58:09,088 --> 01:58:13,051
...Lisbon, Madrid and Scotland.

1357
01:58:13,302 --> 01:58:16,555
- Don't forget Tahiti.
- And Tahiti.

1358
01:58:16,805 --> 01:58:19,892
- Tahiti is not in Europe.
- Excuse me.

1359
01:58:20,143 --> 01:58:22,312
When you get the box,
give us geography lessons.

1360
01:58:22,562 --> 01:58:26,149
Until then, this man goes to Tahiti.

1361
01:58:26,317 --> 01:58:30,363
Fine! Tahiti!

1362
01:58:31,197 --> 01:58:33,324
Carl?

1363
01:58:33,574 --> 01:58:38,037
The young lady with the Uzi, is she single?

1364
01:58:38,288 --> 01:58:41,249
Carl. Excuse us.

1365
01:58:42,710 --> 01:58:46,923
This is the brass ring.
You gotta think bigger thoughts.

1366
01:58:47,173 --> 01:58:50,885
I just want her telephone number.

1367
01:58:52,136 --> 01:58:54,931
Please.

1368
01:58:56,434 --> 01:58:58,812
- How about a lunch? You can chaperon.
- No.

1369
01:58:59,062 --> 01:59:03,441
- I will not do this.
- Abby, come on.

1370
01:59:03,692 --> 01:59:06,319
- The FBI'd give him twins.
- No!

1371
01:59:06,569 --> 01:59:09,364
Wait a second.

1372
01:59:10,366 --> 01:59:15,913
You can have anything you want,
and you're asking for my phone number?

1373
01:59:16,039 --> 01:59:18,875
Yes.

1374
01:59:18,917 --> 01:59:21,920
273-9164...

1375
01:59:22,170 --> 01:59:25,973
...area code 415.

1376
01:59:26,009 --> 01:59:28,136
- I'm Carl.
- I'm Mary.

1377
01:59:28,386 --> 01:59:30,221
I'm going to be sick.

1378
01:59:30,471 --> 01:59:34,642
- Are we done here?
- Not yet. Whistler.

1379
01:59:36,979 --> 01:59:39,982
I want peace on earth
and goodwill toward men.

1380
01:59:40,233 --> 01:59:42,819
- This is ridiculous.
- He's serious.

1381
01:59:43,069 --> 01:59:45,405
I want peace on earth
and goodwill toward men.

1382
01:59:45,655 --> 01:59:49,492
We are the United States Government.
We don't do that sort of thing.

1383
01:59:49,744 --> 01:59:52,663
You're just gonna have to try.

1384
01:59:52,914 --> 01:59:56,293
All right, I'll see what I can do.

1385
01:59:56,543 --> 01:59:58,962
Thank you very much.

1386
01:59:59,212 --> 02:00:02,299
That's all I ask.

1387
02:00:03,258 --> 02:00:05,385
How about you? What do you want?

1388
02:00:05,636 --> 02:00:09,014
I'm fine.

1389
02:00:11,477 --> 02:00:14,855
May I have the box?

1390
02:00:24,157 --> 02:00:27,827
You know it doesn't work. It never did.

1391
02:00:28,079 --> 02:00:29,622
That's not important, is it?

1392
02:00:29,872 --> 02:00:33,668
What's really important is that
none of this ever happened.

1393
02:00:33,918 --> 02:00:37,797
This box doesn't exist.

1394
02:00:38,423 --> 02:00:40,133
I never saw it before.

1395
02:00:40,384 --> 02:00:43,261
Remember that.

1396
02:00:52,147 --> 02:00:54,400
Bishop?

1397
02:00:54,650 --> 02:00:58,362
All you did was say it was broken.

1398
02:00:58,612 --> 02:01:04,201
Can't they still just hook it up
and do terrible things with it?

1399
02:01:05,704 --> 02:01:07,372
Nope.

1400
02:01:07,623 --> 02:01:10,668
In a surprise announcement,
the Republican National Committee...

1401
02:01:10,918 --> 02:01:12,753
...has revealed it is bankrupt.

1402
02:01:13,004 --> 02:01:17,008
A spokesman said they had plenty
of money in their accounts last week...

1403
02:01:17,258 --> 02:01:20,302
...but today they just don't know
where the money has gone.

1404
02:01:20,554 --> 02:01:22,139
But not everybody's going begging.

1405
02:01:22,390 --> 02:01:26,060
Amnesty International, Greenpeace
and the United Negro College Fund...

1406
02:01:26,311 --> 02:01:28,271
...announced record earnings this week...

1407
02:01:28,521 --> 02:01:33,109
...due mostly to large,
anonymous donations.

MINAT BACA PENGGUNA INTERNET Perkembangan dan posisi kita di ASEAN

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 15:18:00 +0000

Salam super. Selamat datang kembali di blog SUPER (Selalu Up-date PERhari) yang senantiasa diupayakan mampu menjadi media penyedia hal-hal yang belum tersedia di dunia maya. Mulai dari pengupayaan tutorial blogging, template blog, issue terkini seputar hukum, politik, catur, komputer dan internet, telah disediakan oleh blog hijau berjudul FOCUS yang saat ini terpasung dihadapan anda. Di malam yang berbahagia ini, saya akan cuba mengendus perkembangan minat baca pengguna internet di Indonesia. Sebagaimana dilansir infopenting.com (baca:infopenting dot kom) pada kamis, 30 juli 2009:

Meningkatnya minat baca saat ini terjadi karena pergeseran perilaku masyarakat internet dari penerima informasi pasif (konsumen) menjadi konsumen dan produsen. Masyarakat internet juga memiliki kekuatan untuk berperilaku sebagai konsumen, produsen atau keduanya.

Dengan berkembangnya situs jejaring sosial seperti Facebook, Twitter serta Blog, dapat memudahkan siapa saja untuk menyampaikan informasi kapanpun dan dimanapun mereka berada. Pembaca juga bisa ikut berpartisipasi dengan mengirim komentar dalam menanggapai suatu informasi serta memberi keluhan terhadap sesuatu.

Pada era informasi saat ini, pembaca sudah sangat dimudahkan untuk ikut berperan dalam dunia informasi. Dalam hal ini telah banyak kemudahan untuk media dalam mengolah informasi.

darinya dijelaskan bahwa internet, setelah masuk di Indonesia sejak tahun 1990 yang saat itu masih lebih dikenal dengan sebutan paguyuban network, telah memberikan dampak positif terhadap minat baca rakyat indonesia. meski demikian, 2 tahun setelah infopenting.com memberitakan hal tersebut, tepatnya hari ini, tahun 2011 berita21.com memberitakan soal posisi minat baca masyarakat Indonesia yang masih menduduki peringkat terendah di ASEAN, berikut ini naskah asli yang dikutip langsung dari berita21.com:

Percepatan pemahaman terhadap suatu masalah melalui peningkatan minat baca ternyata masih dikesampingkan oleh masyarakat Indonesia.

Hal itu dibuktikan masih rendahnya masyarakat Indonesia dalam prosentase minat baca berdasarkan hasil survei Organisasi Perserikatan Bangsa-Bangsa (PBB) untuk Pendidikan, Ilmu Pengetahuan, dan Kebudayaan (UNESCO). Dalam survei tersebut menunjukkan, Indonesia menempati urutan terendah minat baca dibanding dengan negara-negara di ASEAN lainnya.

“Padahal peningkatan minat baca masyarakat akan mempercepat kemajuan bangsa Indonesia. Tidak ada negara yang maju tanpa buku. Dengan membaca buku, kita dapat melihat dan mengikuti perkembangan dunia luar,” kata Panitia Pameran Buku dan Multimedia Kompas Gramedia Fair, Tri Bintoro, di Solo, Rabu (26/1).

Sejak digelar pertama di Medan tahun 2004, acara tersebut mendapat sambuutan baik dari masyarakat. Apalagi kegiatan pameran buku dan multimedia yang dipadukan dengan beragam aktivitas hiburan itu sarat nilai-nilai edukasi dan merupakan salah satu wujud dari realisasi sabda Tuhan.

Pameran buku tersebut berlangsung 26-30 Januari 2011 dan dibuka Walikota Surakarta, Joko Widodo. Berikutnya akan akan dilanjutkan di Jakarta, 23-27 Februari 2011, Surabaya 13-17 April 2011, Semarang 27 April sampai 1 Mei 2011, dan di Medan 25-29 Mei 2011.

Melihat dua kenyataan yang diangkat oleh dua situs berbeda pada waktu yang berbeda pula itu, penting kiranya agar kita terus membantu meningkatkan minat baca negri yang telah mulai memperlihatklan taringnya di kancah pergaulan global ini. hal tersebut tidak bisa dinafikan, melihat kontribusi pengguna internet indonesia yang dinilai baik oleh situs-situs besar, seperti Google, yahoo, dsb. Terbukti dengan digunakannya software pendidikan oleh Microsoft yang diciptakan oleh anak pribumi, juga mengenai keseriusan Google dalam membangun kantornya di Indoensia.

Olehnya itu, mari bantu peningkatan upaya GERAKAN INDONESIA CERDAS dengan menulis artikel bermanfaat (bukan mengambilnya). Eeeits, untuk sahabat yang belum memiliki media penulisan artikel dunia maya seperti blog ini, kalian bisa mempelajari caa membuatnya disini. sekian penulisan artikel artikel hari ini, saya beserta kru yang bertugas mengucapkan turut berbela sungkawa atas meninggalnya mantan artis dan politisi partai DEMOKRAT Adjie Masa'id, semoga arwahnya diterima disisiNYA. selamat malam, sampai jumpa di artikel selanjutnya, dan tetaplah menjadi pembaca yang SUPER.

junjung tinggi BHINEKA TUNGGAL IKA... HIDUP INDONESIA...!!!

MILITER KECEWAKAN RAKYAT MESIR Rakyat Indonesia hanya bisa diam

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 10:17:00 +0000

Ssrrruuupuuuttt,.. mari awali pembacaan artikel yang sedikit lebih serius dari biasanya ini dengan secangkir kopi hangat, untaian instrumental mozart, dan setengah bungkus rokok ukuran 12 batang (paket hemat Rp. 10.000). Duduk manis dikursi anda, regangkan otot-otot yang kaku usai tegang beradu ke-jelian bersama seonggok kode HTML. Dalam hitungan ke-delapan balas gerakan kepala anda kekanan,.. setelah itu keatas, kebawah,... and than, sudah mulai terasa lebih rileks ??,.. okey, markitkem (mari kita kem On).

Lebih dari 600 WNI (Wanita daN adIk-adik) telah dibirit-biritkan oleh KBRI (baca: Ka Be eR I) Mesir ke tanah air sejak kurang lebih 4 hari terakhir. Pemaketan gratis WNI yang berada di Mesir ini akan terus dilanjutkan sampai pada waktu yang belum ditentukan, ungkap Menteri Luar Negeri, Marteen Natanegara. Dilansir dari dunia yang berbeda, ~~menteri suasta tanah air~~, Aco Similikitik mengumumkan: bagi WNI yang berencana kembali ketanah air dan berada di luar mesir untuk terlebih dahulu transit kenegri paman syeh jika ingin mendapatkan fasilitas transportasi gratis oleh pemerintah.

Setelah mengamati (sebab, proses, dan promotor terjadinya) kerusuhan di Mesir yang telah berlangsung lebih dari sepuluh hari ini, saya beserta jajaran kru telah mengumpulkan beberapa data yang dinilai mirip dan mampu memicu kejadian serupa ditanah air. Data terangkum berikut ini tentu saja masih sangat objektif (semata-mata benar dipandangan saya) untuk dapat dijadikan pemicu hal serupa di Indonesia. Olehnya itu, saran dan kritik membangun para penikmat sekalian jelas sangat dibutuhkan guna perkembangan wacana lebih lanjut.

Berikut ini kenyataan-kenyataan yang terjadi diMesir:

1. Hosni Mubarak (pihak terdemo), adalah presiden sah Mesir yang berasal dari kalangan militer AU (angkatan udara) dan telah menjabat dalam kurun waktu lebih dari 19 tahun.

2. Polisi (pihak pemicu amuk massa), adalah aparatur negara yang telah dianggap oleh warga setempat menggunakan kewenangannya untuk bertindak semena-mena.

3. Rakyat mesir (pihak pendemo), adalah WNM (warga nasional Mesir) yang sah/dapat dibuktikan melalui Hukum (adat) yang berlaku.

Mari bandingkan dengan kenyataan yang terjadi di negri Om Karno (agar tidak menjadi SARA, disarankan untuk setiap suku menamai salah-satu anak laki-lakinya melibatkan unsur karno, seperti; muhammad karno, david karno, stefanus karno, karno tambunan, dsb), berikut ini:

1. Dari enam presiden Indonesia yang tercatat, dua diantaranya berasal dari kalangan militer, memimpin lebih dari satu periode, dan (meng-issue-kan diri) menjadi presiden diluar batas masa jabatan.

2. Polisi, adik saya yang masih duduk dibangku kelas 5 SD saja sudah tahu kebobrokan preman bersenjata negeri ini, salah satu bukti kebobrokan baca/lihat disini.

3. Rakyat, terhitung sejang 10 oktober 2010.. pemerintah berkuasa telah mendapatkan, lebih dari sekali, aksi penolakan kunjungan presiden oleh pemuda setempat.

4. Kesemrawutan hukum, penumpukan tindak pidana korupsi, saling tuding antar lembaga negara, de es be,.. adalah opsi lain.

Sudah mulai terasa panasnya bukan ?,.. lantas apa langkah konkreet yang seharusnya kita lakukan sekarang. Tidakkah sahabat dapat merasakan tulisan yang SUPER ini sebagai bentuk kritikan atas ke-carut-marutan sistem di negri kita tercinta ?. orang-orang tua yang merasa dirinya layak jadi pemimpin itu sudah berulang kali menduakan kepercayaan yang kita telah berikan dengan Cuma-Cuma. Apa harus menunggu 5 tahun lagi untuk memperbaiki sesuatu yang kita bersama telah ketahui rusak parah ini ?. Semuanya ada ditangan sahabat-sahabat sekalian, pemuda/i Indonesia.

Lebih dan kurangnya mohon dimaafkan, semoga Tuhan yang kalian percaya memberkati kalian, karena aku menunggu berkat dari Tuhanku, jadikan perbedaan ini kekuatan kita, HIDUP INDONESIA...!!!

Mari perkaya khasanah intelektual tanah air dengan menulis (bukan mengambil) artikel bermanfaat. Junjung tinggi BHINEKA TUNGGAL IKA.

KOMUNITAS BLOGWALKING /20' Antara; aku, dirimu, dirinya, & mereka

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 13:06:00 +0000

Selamat malam dan salam sejahtera. Semoga rekan-rekan PELACUR (PErsatuan Lintas mAya Untuk negRi) setanah air tidak bosan-bosan berkunjung dan bebagi pengetahuan bersama saya, sebilah lelaki yang harga jualnya kian menurun dihadapan wanita ini. Diwaktu yang berbahagia ini saya akan mencuba mengupas tuntas upaya lain peningkatan pagerank blogger tanah air yang belakangan lebih dikenal dengan komunitas blogwalking /20', dengan kupasan yang tentu saja setajam CLURIT.

Berawal dari persahabatan yang terbentuk, terjalin, terpupuk, dan termehek-mehek di dunianya mba maya ini, saya, sebagaimana biasanya melakukan rutinitas blogger pada umumnya, BLOGWALKING. namun, dimalam itu, tepat pada pukul 20.00 WITA rutinitas saya berhenti di sebuah blog berjudul Virtual Forest (blog yang dikemudian hari saya ketahui dengan Admin berakun FB atas nama Saiful A. Zy), pemberhentian saya ini tentu bukan disebabkan oleh bunyi sempritan Polisi (PD dong, surat-surat saya kan lengkap), melainkan dikarenakan oleh sebuah gambar pada artikel yang berjudul KOMUNITAS BLOGWALKING /20', gambar yang lebih tepatnya disebut logo ini mencitrakan kemandirian seorang pecinta alam.

Berangkat dari gambar itulah, saya melanjutkan penbelusuran ke tulisan yang ada disekitarnya. Tepat pada saat Afgan bernyanyi dilirik "karena kujatuh di dua hati", saya tak kuasa menahan air mata, mencoba memahami upaya pembentukan Komunitas Blogwalking sebagai upaya pemersatu netter tanah air, coba resapi, tidakkah kenyataan itu terbilang miris untuk sebuah negara berumur 65 tahun ini ??, (meski pada akhirnya yang menjadi buronan adalah pagerank). Ritual pembacaan artikel saya berakhir tepat ketika D'Bagindas mengucapkan syair "bertahan satu CiIiIinta, bertahan satu C.I.N.T.A" (penulisan diharap dapat mengikutkan cengkok lagu), setelahnya tentu tiba di deretan daftar komentar pada artikel terkait. redaksi komentar yang saya sisipkan waktu itu adalah, bentar dulu yah ngopi dari blognya kang ipul dulu,...-L-^-O-^-A-^^D^^-I-N-G-.... nah ini:

Wonderfull Idea... saya sangat setuju,.. berangkat dari pengalaman traffic Up /15' tanpa komunitas yang ada malah rekanan naik kita turun :'(

oh iya saya punya saran: gmana kalo dibuatin ruang khusus untuk berbagi link komunitas ini biar mudah diakses, truss ada pinaltynya ga ??

Singkat cerita, Komunitas Blogwalking /20' yang lebih ngetrend dengan sebutan KBw /20' ini adalah upaya peningkatan pagerank sesama rekanan blogger dengan melakukan kegiatan blogwalking secara buka-tutup (jangan dibaca buka tank-top), 1 kali per 20 menit. Cara ini dipercaya mampu meningkatkan pagerank & menolak bala. selain itu, setelah KBw /20' meletakkan pantatnya di jejaring sosial ternama, Facebook, komunitas ini semakin menemukan manfaat luar biasanya dengan menjadikan group di eF-Bi tersebut sebagai ladang pertukaran link. gmana tertarik ?, seharusnya tertarik dong... siapa coba blogger yang tidak mau blog yang dikelolanya memiliki pengunjung berlimpah ???.

Segera, benahi blog anda untuk bergabung bersama saya dan sahabat blogger setanah air, sedunia lainnya di KBw /20' dengan beberapa jalur pendaftaran berikut ini:

Ketik pada kolom search facebook dengan keyword: Blogwalking /20'
Tanyakan ke teman-teman blogger yang anda kenal, siapa tau satu diantara mereka sudah bergabung di group ini.
Klik banner KBw /20' yang tersedia di sidebar blog ini, (alamat tujuan telah diarahkan ke group FB KBw /20').

Selesai sudah,.. akhirnya saya mampu menuntaskan artikel untuk tanggal 4 februari 2011 ini, langsung dari jari saya sendiri. Akhirul kalam, saya atas nama PSK (Penulis Sembarang Kata), beserta jajaran terkait mengucapkan selamat datang di Komunitas Blogwalking /20'.

Mari dukung gerakan Indonesia cerdas dengan menulis artikel (bukan mengambil artikel). Selamat malam, dan,.... sampai jumpa di penulisan selanjutnya.

source: foresterlife.blogspot.com/2011/01/kumunitas-blogwalking-20.html,

DILARANG PARKIR Bukti lain "peraturan dibuat untuk dilanggar"

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 13:11:00 +0000

Assalamu'alaikum We eR, We Be... diawal penulisan/pelampiran gambar seputar kebobrokan POLICE tanah air yang tentu sudah bukan rahasia lagi ini, saya beserta segenap direksi dan menteri terkait mengucapkan selamat ulang tahun yang ke-2562 kepada saudara IMLEK, semoga senantiasa terjaga dalam kehidupan berkerukunan nusantara.

Laporan diterima (baca: dibaca), pada pukul 21.00 WITA, 03 februari 2011 melalui beranda facebook, setelah pelampiran mendapatkan izin dari pengunggah yang setelah mempertimbangkan alasan keamanan, namanya kami samarkan menjadi ACO'.

Landjoet, berikut ini adalah dua gambar yang sampai saat kabar ini diberitakan kepemilikan kamera perekam kejadian belum diketahui oleh tim penyidik perkara terkait:

Gambar pertama, sebuah mobil bombe'-bombe' terlihat tengah ber-"parkir"-ria dijalan nusantara, Makassar, Sulawesi selatan.

Ket: sejauh penglihatan anda tidak terganggu, gambar larangan parkir di jalan -yang oleh penduduk makassar sudah sangat dikenal sebagai salah satu pusat prostitusi ternama di wilayah indonesia tengah- itu terlihat dengan sangat jelas.

Gambar kedua, dua buah mobil dengan no plat polisi yang tidak begitu jelas, terlihat menantang kemampuan membaca tanda lalu-lintas penegak hukum.

Ket: Sayangnya, penegak hukum kita sepertinya kurang mampu membaca -harap maklum- (wong kemampuan membaca ditambal sama recehan). Juga berlokasi di Jl. Nusantara, Makassar, Sulawesi Selatan.

NOTE: Maksud penayangan semata-mata berupa teguran bertujuan perbaikan mental taat aturan

PUTUSKAN PACARMU Ganti atau alihkan menjadi PATAR

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 10:17:00 +0000

Hari Gini, ditahun 2011, Belum punya pacar ???, STOP blogging dan segera keluar rumah, cari pacar atau dianggap kuper sepanjang belum “melakukannya” (nya – disni berperan sebagai pengganti untuk kata kerja – berpacaran). Bukankah seperti itu trend saat ini ?, “ga pacaran ga keren”, meski belakangan sebagian kaum muda lainnya berfatwa ga pacaran ga berarti ga laku melainkan ga mau (memangnya ada pria/wanita yang tidak menginginkan memiliki teman dekat dari lawan jenisnya ?, - ya jelas ada LAH... kan selain pria dan wanita, masih ada jenis kelamin lain – nah loh ?%#!”$). Ga pacaran atau yang lebih ngetrend dengan istilah jomblo menurut saya, disandang bagi mereka yang setidaknya memiliki satu diantara beberapa ciri berikut ini:

Belum cukup umur untuk bisa sayang-sayangan.

Tentu saja dimaksudkan kepada adik-adik yang masih balita atau lebih tepatnya belum bisa bicara.

Belum dapat izin (dilarang) sama ORTU

Termasuk didalamnya: pelajar dibangku TK-atau yang sederajat/SD-atau yang sederajat/SMP- atau yang sederajat/SMA- atau yang sederajat, bahkan dibangku perkuliahan entah S1/S2/S3/...etc. dikarenakan alasan ini merupakan satu diantara beberapa alasan paling ampuh untuk menepis/menolak cinta lawan jenis yang menghadang.

Belum; mau/dapat yang cocok/LAKU (pada manengmo sedding-[bugis]: ketiganya terasa sama saja)

Pernah dengar anekdot seperti ini ?; “cinta bertepuk sebelah tangan”, “cinta tak harus saling memiliki”, “cintailah cinta” (bukannya ini judul lagu ?), tentu saja pernah, iya kan ?,... terutama bagi penggila sinetron. Anak jaman sekarang sudah pasti paham benar bahwa syarat mutlak berpacaran adalah – hadirnya rasa “cinta” disetiap hati masing-masing calon pasangan terhadap calon pasangannya, (maksudnya gini: sicowok mutlak harus mencintai sicewek, bergitu juga sebaliknya).

Hal itu adalah dalil yang saya gunakan untuk menyamakan posisi -mereka yang mengaku jomblo (ga pacaran) hanya karena belum mau- dengan -mereka yang “belum (ehm,.. tidak) laku”-. Karena syarat pacaran adalah sicowok harus mencintai sicewek, dan sebaliknya, maka,.. jika ada seorang wanita jomblo mengaku mempertahankan statusnya karena belum mau, seharusnya dia dalam keadaan yang keliru, karena – dia hanya belum menemukan pria yang memiliki potensi untuk dia cintai, yang mencintainya (mengerji ki’ ?).

Belum suka (sama lawan jenis ???), Hmmmmmm..... (No-Comment)

-> Selajutnya, apa sebetulnya tujuan pacaran ?,. setelah bertanya kepada beberapa wanita (karena saya pria) dari beberapa kota di tanah air (Fakfak-Papua, Bone-Sulsel, Makassar-Sulsel, Cikoang-Takalar-Sulsel, Banten, Kediri-Jatim, Kupang-NTT, dan Palu-Sulteng) saya menyimpulkan bahwa tujuan pacaran terbagi menjadi beberapa hal, pembagian berdasar kepada usia mental dan biologis pelaku pacar:

Manusia berusia 0-14 tahun, bertujuan: uji nyali
Manusia berusia 12-17 tahun, bertujuan: membuktikan kebenaran kata-kata Khalil Gibran pada setiap tulisannya.
Manusia berusia 16-22 tahun, bertujuan: melanjutkan/mengaplikasikan pelajaran biologi SMA khususnya mengenai Anatomi tubuh (pada beberapa kasus tujuan ini juga dipakai pada usia 12-17 tahun).
Manusia berusia 21-27 tahun, bertujuan mendalami karakter calon pasangan hidup sebelum naik ring (kawin)
Manusia berusia 27-30 tahun, bertujuan memenuhi dorongan ORTU yang mau cepat2 menimang cucu (pada beberapa kasus tujuan ini juga digunakan oleh mereka yang berusia 21-27 tahun).
Manusia berusia 30-40 tahun, bertujuan melanjutkan proses pembelajaran yang pernah getol digeluti pada usia 12-22 tahun.
Manusia berusia 40 tahun-tak terhingga, bertujuan tak terjelaskan.

Dari beberapa tujuan pacaran yang sepertinya sangat anda pertanyakan keshahihannya itu, saya rasa kalian pun sepakat hanya ada satu yang layak diberi gelar BAIK, jenjreeeeng pemenangnya adalah @: tujuan mengenal lebih dalam calon pasangan hidup sebelum konser (nikah).

Melihat kenyataan tersebut wajarlah kiranya seseorang menangisi kegilaan ini ditengah ibadah paruh malamnya, jaman kita memang benar-benar edan, prediksi tanda kiamat mengenai hubungan suami istri yang dilakukan bahkan dipinggir jalan sudah semakin dekat terjadi disetiap daerah (mengingat baru beberapa daerah yang mengalami hal tersebut).

Darinya, perkenankanlah saya untuk menyerukan: PUTUSKAN PACARMU sebelum dirimu menjadi aktor dalam sinema yang diprakarsai langsung oleh sutradara ternama dari film-film beraliran serupa lainnya; IBLIS, berjudul “tanda-tanda kiamat” ini. PUTUSKAN PACARMU, GANTI atau alihkan MENJADI PATAR (pasangan Ta’aruf).
NOTE: “ciri-ciri Jomblo dan tujuan pacaran adalah konklusi pribadi saya sebagai respon zaman (jika ditemukan kesalahan tentu saja itu datang dari saya)”.
Source: Alquran, Hadist, Dan Ijtihad (bahan Ijtihad: hasil wawancara dengan beberapa wanita, pengalaman pribadi, pengalaman kawan)

PROKLAMASIKU Pernyataan Sikap Seorang Blogger Inshaf

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 11:30:00 +0000

Bismillah, sejak awal berblogging ria saya sudah langusng tertarik dengan tingkat kerumitannya. Apa lagi setelah salah seorang sahabat memberikan mukaddimah seputar pembelajaran HTML (meski sampe sekarang perkembangannya masih belum jauh-jauh amat meninggalkan kata "tidak tahu sama sekali"). Berawal dari seorang admin warnet di desa Tulungrejo, kecamatan Pare, Kab. Kediri, Prov. Jawa Timur, Indonesia, september, 2008. Awalnya di warnet yang jaraknya tidak begitu jauh dari asrama Lagligo/ASSET itu saya berniat melatih kemampuan listening dengan menonton film (salah satunya Troy sampai 4 kali pemutaran), adegan dalam film (troy) yang masih saya ingat sampai hari ini adalah saat Achiles menantan pasukan tersisa yang panglimanya telah dia lumpuhkan dengan sekali tusuk untuk berduel one on one dengannya. Jepreet..

Tadi malam, menjelang tidur saya berfikir mengenai beragam artikel yang telah saya post ke semua blog saya (iya sejak mengenal blog saya telah mengelola setidaknya 5 blog yang hampir tidak ada diantaranya menuai hasil memuaskan), tidak saya pungkiri sampai kemaren, kebiasaan COPAS artikel masih sering saya lakukan (meski saat ini artikel yang saya ambil hanya dari situs-situs publik seperti mediaindonesia.com, tempo.com, seputar-indonesia.com, tribun-timur.com, dan beberapa tutorial blog, koleksi template, tidak ketinggalan juga tutorial SEO). Setelah saya pertimbangkan (sampai akhirnya tidak tidur-tidur) saya putuskan untuk terus menekan kebiasa COPAS tersebut. Olehnyalah, melaui postingan yang saya ketik sendiri ini, saya ingin kawan-kawan sekalian mengetahui beberapa hal yang ingin saya proklamirkan, sebagai upaya seorang Blogger yang ingin Menjunjung tinggi tali persahabatan sesama rekan blogger seplanet dan setanah air, dengan perincian sebagai berikut:

1. Tidak lagi menjarah artikel.
2. Tidak lagi menjarah gadget.
3. Berupaya untuk tidak lagi mengganti Template blog ini (belajar bersyukur dengan apa yang telah ada dan dimiliki).
4. Menjunjung tinggi tali persahabatan yang terbangun sesama rekan blogger setanah air.

sebagai gantinya saya akan mencoba membudayakan menulis diary, dengan menggunakan blog ini sebagai wadahnya. Oh iya,.. agar point-point yang telah saya proklamirkan diatas tetap bertahan, saya sangat mengharapkan teguran kawan-kawan sekalian apabila dikeesokan harinya saya melanggar. HIDUP BLOGGER...!!!

(jika dirasa kurang harap sarankan melalu kotak komentar yang tersedia)

Template BLOGGER Masonry

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 15:56:00 +0000

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Benny Israel Berkicau, Bocorkan Rahasia Negara

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 16:47:00 +0000

SIAPAKAH Benny Israel? Lewat cicitan akun @benny_israel di Twitter ia menyentil tentang berbagai kasus serta sepak terjang para pejabat di negeri ini. Lewat twitter juga ia membocorkan banyak rahasia negara, seperti yang dilakukan Julian Assange, si pendiri WikiLeaks.

Dalam beberapa pekan terakhir, akun @benny_israel menggemparkan dunia maya lewat cicitannya tentang berbagai isu sensitif di negeri ini. Ia bahkan mengeluarkan serial cicitan tentang intelijen negara.

Akun ini sendiri mulai aktif semenjak 14 November 2010 lalu. Hingga kini, pengikutnya tidak kurang dari 15 ribu akun dan terus bertambah.

Sejumlah nama mantan petinggi TNI seperti Sujono Humardani, Ali Moertopo, Soedomo, dan Benny Moerdani ia sebut dalam cicitannya. Bahkan ia saling bercicit dengan Febridiansyah, peneliti ICW (Indonesia Corruption Watch), @febridiansyah mengenai sebuah kasus secara terbuka.

Akun twitter @budimansudjatmiko yang disinyalir milik anggota DPR RI dari PDIP juga tampak aktif dengannya. "RT @budimandjatmiko: Juara! Kpn2 kita minum teh di HydePark:) RT @benny_israel: The Circle. Kata orang Malaysia itu ..."

Beberapa pengikutnya saat ini menjadikan akun twitter @benny_israel ini sebagai tempat bertanya. Seperti akun @debapirez yang bertanya, "Meneg BUMN akan mengganti 12 Komisaris BUMN. any comment?" Akun misterius tersebut lantas menjawab, " Rezim baru pasukan baru. MY ganti orang2nya SD."

Ia juga bercicit hal sensitif yang membuka tabir intelijen. "Orang2 pd sisi intelijen militer sedikit 'brutal' kalau ada hal yg menyinggung mereka. Nyawa gak ada harganya buat mereka," ujar Benny dalam akunnya.

Lebih dari 4.895 cicitan ia kemukakan ke publik di dunia maya. Setiap harinya, ia menjawab hampir seluruh pertanyaan pengikutnya dari pagi hingga pagi lagi.

Jawaban lugas, baik tentang kasus Antasari Azhar, mantan ketua KPK, maupun tentang kebenaran pernyataan Gayus Tambunan setelah vonis, terlontar dalam akun tersebut.

Andi Arief lewat akun @AndiAriefNews yang sebelumnya mengklaim mengetahui identitas misterius ini bahkan tidak berani menjawab tantangan secara terbuka. Namun beberapa pihak mencurigainya sebagai salah satu aktivis internet chat saat kejadian Mei 98 karena gaya bahasanya yang mirip, seperti yang diungkapkan akun @hrsyah. (OL-5)

Sumber: mediaindonesia.com

Peroleh Peningkatan Pagerank Ajaib Dengan Mendaftarkan Blog Anda Di Technorati

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 19:44:00 +0000

Bagi kebanyakan blogger, service ini mungkin sudah sangat dikenal. Sedangkan bagi blogger pemula seperti saya, service ini mungkin harus diketahui dan digunakan.
Apa sebab?

Berdasarkan informasi dari beberapa sobat blogger, dan dari isi menu technorati, dapat ambil empat point penting yang menunjukkan apakah technorati itu. Yaitu technorati sebagai blog/rss directory, technorati sebagai blog search engine (khusus blog), technorati sebagai online borkmarking dan mungkin technorati sebagai tag aggregator. Disini kita ketahui bahwa technorati merupakan service yang berfokus pada blog. Jadi sebagai seorang blogger, sangat disayangkan jika tidak mengetahui hal ini.

Dengan menggunakan service ini, blog kita akan dicrawl dan disimpan dalam data blog technorati, import otomatis rss feed blog kita, deteksi tag-tag, juga link dari blog lain menuju blog kita. Lagi-lagi menyangkut masalah backlink dan rangking blog..

Fokus kali ini adalah kepada cara claim blog di technorati. Dan berikut ini adalah proses daftar technorati, hingga selesai proses validasi code token technorati:

1. Pertama Anda harus membuat account terlebih dahulu, buka link pendaftaran ini!
2. Lengkapi datanya dengan baik, gunakan email yang aktif, dan jangan lupa isi captcha dan isi centang agreement-nya, lalu klik “Join”
3. Untuk melakukan aktifasi, sekarang buka email yang Anda gunakan untuk mendaftar tadi. Buka email dari technorati dan klik link aktifasinya, Setelah account Anda aktif, cari dan klik “sign in” untuk masuk ke halaman profil dan selanjutnya melakukan claim blog.
4. Sudah masuk? sudah isi username dan password dengan benar? Jika sudah, sekarang masuk ke halaman profile dengan klik pada link nama (account) Anda disamping photo profil, atau melalui link ini
5. Mulai claim blog, dibawah profil Anda, isikan url blog pada Start a blog claim, isikan misalnya http://frankenstein-focus.blogspot.com/, lalu klik “Claim”
6. Halaman selanjutnya, isi formulir dengan benar:

* Blog tittle : isi dengan tema blog Anda, misal blog ini temanya adalah “Tidak ada hal yang terlampaui sulit untuk didapatkan jika ada kemauan, mari belajar.”
* URL : alamat blog, misal http://frankenstein-focus.blogspot.com/
* Feed : rss feed blog, boleh alamat default seperti http://feeds.feedburner.com/blogspot/aoxop, atau service pihak ketiga semisal feedburner
* Linking blogs : disini dapat dicantumkan tiga blog yang memiliki link menuju blog Anda, boleh tidak diisi
* Site description : keterangan blog, sesuaikan dengan tema blog
* Site categories : beri tanda centang pada kategori yang sesuai dengan blog Anda, Anda dapat memilih lebih dari satu kategori
* Site tags : isi setiap sel dengan kata kunci yang berhubungan dengan isi blog Anda. Bisa satu kata maupun lebih per selnya.
* Lalu klik “Proceed to next the step”
7. Pada halaman selanjutnya, yaitu halaman blog claim status, klik tombol “Return to profile” atau link ini
8. Lihat di bawah profil Anda, sekarang blog Anda sudah terdaftar, hanya saja masih dibutuhkan verifikasi kode token. Oleh karena itu, untuk mulai claim token, klik “Check Claim” di bawah gambar thumbnail blog Anda.
9. Dihalaman selanjutnya dapat Anda lihat teks dengan latar biru, yaitu C775RZFZCHPQ (berbeda untuk tiap blog), adalah kode token yang harus kita tulis di halaman blog kita. Posting sebuah artikel yang berisi kode token tersebut, lalu publish. Postingan terserah Anda, bisa halaman kosong hanya berisi kode token, atau sekalian artikel seperti yang sedang Anda baca ini. Boleh kok copy paste asal dituliskan link sumber ke halaman ini.
10. Setelah yakin postingan itu terpublikasi, sekarang klik tombol “Verify Claim Token” pada halaman claim technorati, dan lihat hasilnya.

sumber: triwied77.blogspot.com

Ladang Pertukaran Link

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 19:05:00 +0000

Mari tingkatkan pagrank kita bersama dengan saling memperkuat jalinan perkunjungan blog/situs. Tinggalkan link anda melalui kotak komentar yang tersedia, saya akan mencantumkan link anda pada Blogroll Blog ini SEGERA..!

Deni Indrayana; "Pantang Mundur"

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 17:22:00 +0000

INDONESIA ada dalam diri kita. Indonesia tak terpisahkan dengan kita. Indonesia akan selalu memanggil, dan kita tidak pernah bisa menolaknya.

Itulah sebabnya,Indonesia yang lebih baik adalah suatu keharusan, suatu keniscayaan.The better Indonesia adalah Indonesia yang lebih sejahtera, lebih demokratis, lebih adil – dan karenanya harus lebih antikorupsi,mesti lebih bersih dari mafia hukum. Untuk itulah,ikhtiar kita untuk terus mengupayakan Indonesia yang lebih antikorupsi, lebih antimafia, tidak boleh pernah berhenti. Ikhtiar demikian tentu tidak pernah mudah.Tantangan,bahkan ancaman, akan selalu siap menerkam dari berbagai penjuru mata angin.

Namun, kita semua yang mencintai Indonesia harus terus berjuang. Perjuangan tak pernah takut itulah yang akhir-akhir ini lantang kita suarakan.Utamanya dalam beberapa waktu terakhir, lebih khusus lagi dalam satu minggu terakhir. Pada Senin (24/1) lalu, setelah cukup lama tersandera masalah hukum, Jaksa Agung akhirnya menandatangani pengesampingan perkara demi kepentingan umum (deponeering) bagi dua pimpinan KPK: Chandra M Hamzah dan Bibit Samad Rianto. Terbebasnya dari beban hukum itu segera membuat taring KPK kembali tajam.

Meski sebelumnya tidak juga menumpul, status tersangka yang pernah di sandang keduanya tentulah mempunyai pengaruh – utamanya secara psikologis – bagi kinerja KPK. Dibebaskannya penyanderaan hukum bagi kedua pimpinan KPK tersebut, ditambah semangat dan darah segar baru dengan kehadiran sosok Busyro Muqoddas, KPK memang sudah sewajarnya berjalan dengan kecepatan lebih penuh. Apalagi periode kepemimpinan sekarang tinggal kurang dari satu tahun lagi. Pada November 2011, periode kepemimpinan KPK yang baru akan memulai masa pengabdiannya. KPK yang tancap gas itulah yang sekarang diperlukan.KPK punya peluang dan kapasitas untuk itu.

Jajak pendapat Lembaga Survei Indonesia terakhir, yang dirilis pada awal Januari ini,menyatakan dua dari tiga responden mempercayai KPK. Itu adalah dukungan tertinggi di antara lembaga penegak hukum di Tanah Air. Masa kerja yang kurang dari satu tahun lagi bukan suatu masalah. Waktu yang tersisa itu justru harus dimaksimalkan,tetap dalam kerangka kerja hukum yang profesional, untuk memperjelas dan menuntaskan kasus-kasus strategis dan penting. Tadi malam KPK kembali menunjukkan ikhtiar untuk Indonesia yang lebih antikorupsi itu tidak pernah dan tidak akan berhenti.

Terus bergeraknya penanganan kasus terkait suap cek pelawat sehubungan dengan pemilihan Deputi Gubernur Senior Bank Indonesia – dengan ditahannya 19 mantan anggota DPR maupun anggota DPR yang masih aktif – menunjukkan KPK sekali lagi berada di garda depan untuk menjawab panggilan Indonesia yang lebih bersih. Saya paham betul, tugas KPK pasti tidak pernah mudah.Terlebih untuk kasus-kasus yang bertaut dan mempunyai dimensi politik. Kasus cek pelawat dinyatakan menarget partai PDI Perjuangan,lain soal Century dikaitkan dengan Partai Demokrat, dan perkara Gayus Tambunan dihubungkan dengan Partai Golkar. Upaya untuk menarik-narik persoalan politik demikian ke dalam ranah penegakan hukum tentu saja harus ditolak tegas-tegas, mesti ditolak mentah-mentah.

Dalam penegakan hukum, terlebih tindak pidana korupsi, pertimbangan atas berhenti atau berjalannya suatu kasus hanya bergantung pada bukti yang tak terbantahkan. Jika tidak ada bukti yang kuat, suatu kasus harus berhenti. Sebaliknya, jika bukti yang ada sangat kokoh,siapa pun orangnya, apa pun posisinya, dari kelompok mana pun dia, apa pun partai politiknya, penanganan kasus korupsinya harus terus berjalan tanpa henti. Melihat rekam jejak KPK, saya yakin KPK akan terus mempertahankan profesionalitas kerjanya untuk memperjelas dan menuntaskan kasuskasus yang dicoba terus dikaitkan dengan masalah politik tersebut.

Pada sisi yang lain, sedikit banyak tantangan KPK, dalam detail yang berbeda dialami pula oleh Satuan Tugas Pemberantasan Mafia Hukum (Satgas PMH).KPK punya periode kerja hingga November 2011.Satgas pun akan berakhir masa tugasnya – kecuali diperpanjang oleh Presiden – pada Desember 2011. Akhir-akhir ini upaya pemberantasan mafia hukum yang dilakukan Satgas juga berupaya terus digeser ke ranah politik oleh beberapa politikus. Padahal, anggota Satgas tidak ada kaitan maupun preferensi politik. Tak satu pun dari anggota Satgas yang merupakan anggota maupun kader partai politik.Mayoritas dari kami justru adalah akademisi sehingga dalam menjalankan tugas memberantas mafia hukum, kami hanya berpegang pada pertimbangan yuridis semata.

Perjuangan memberantas korupsi maupun memberantas mafia hukum memang perjuangan kembar siam, setali tiga uang. Dapat disimpulkan,semua praktik mafia hukum pasti merupakan tindak pidana korupsi. Karena itu, tantangan yang dihadapi KPK hampir serupa dengan ancaman yang dihadapi Satgas. Untuk itu, dukungan kepada KPK dan Satgas dari kelompok masyarakat yang menamakan dirinya Geram Hukum (Gerakan Rakyat Antimafia hukum), kami sambut dengan senang hati.Apalagi nama-nama yang ada di balik Geram Hukum adalah tokoh-tokoh masyarakat yang sudah jelas kredibilitas dan rekam jejaknya dalam komitmen antikorupsi. Dalam beberapa kesempatan terakhir, saya selalu katakan Satgas akan maju terus.

Kami tidak akan mundur selangkah pun. Meski kewenangan Satgas tidak memungkinkan masuk ke wilayah penegakan hukum yang represif seperti penyidikan, penahanan, dan sejenisnya, dalam batas kewenangan Satgas,kami akan terus berjuang menyelesaikan tugas yang diberikan Presiden untuk memberantas mafia hukum. Turbulensi politik yang Satgas hadapi beberapa waktu terakhir insya Allah makin membuktikan bahwa kami justru berhasil mengganggu zona nyaman (comfort zone) para pelaku mafia. Akhirnya, KPK, Satgas, Geram Hukum, dan siapa pun yang ingin Indonesia lebih baik harus terus maju ke medan juang,tak ada kata menyerah, apalagi kalah.

Mengutip salah satu pesan Twit dari Wimar Witoelar kepada saya. Ever forward, never backward. Maju terus, pantang mundur. Keep on fighting for the better Indonesia.(*)

DENNY INDRAYANA
Satuan Tugas Pemberantasan Mafia Hukum Guru Besar Hukum Tata Negara UGM

sumber: seputar-indonesia.com

E-Book Wikileaks Akan Diluncurkan 31 Januari

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 17:02:00 +0000

BENARKAH New York Times akan menjadi the next Wikileaks? Surat kabar tersebut akan meluncurkan dokumen itu dalam bentuk e-book.

Editor Eksekutif New York Times Bill Keller menjelaskan, ada rencana surat kabar terbesar di New York ini akan tampil dengan berita interaktif langsung dari komputer.

''Bahkan ada opsi dari sekelompok kecil di New York Times agar membuat jalur khusus untuk rubrik bocoran yang diambil dari hasil investigasi dan sumber di departemen hukum,'' terangnya seperti ditulis di Yahoo Cutline.

Keller memberikan contoh model yang dilakukan kantor berita Al Jazeera dengan Al Jazeera's Transparency Unit, yang baru saja melaporkan adanya 1.700 dokumen yang terkait dengan konflik Israel-Palestina. Secara kebetulan New York Times adalah salah satu surat kabar yang mendapat kiriman dokumen rahasia dari Wikileaks. Dokumen rahasia yang dibagikan antara lain perang Irak dan Afghanistan.

Atas dasar itulah New York Times akan meluncurkan e-book berjudul Open Secrets: WikiLeaks, War and American Diplomacy, pada 31 Januari. E-book ini hanya dijual di Amazon, Barnes & Noble, toko buku Google, dan toko buku Apple. Sedangkan previewnya bisa dilihat di New York Times versi online pada 30 Januari.

Di dalam e-book itu selain mencakup profil Julian Assange dan Bradley Manning, juga dimunculkan episode diplomasi Amerika dan rahasia pemerintah dalam perang Irak dan Afghanistan analisis dari koresponden New York Times, serta opini yang ditulis Frank Rich dan Maureen Dowd.

Keller menganggap e-book sebagai contoh baru yang dimiliki New York Times, dengan memanfaatkan potensi kreatif Web. ''Di samping itu untuk memberikan jurnalisme terbaik dunia dalam format apa pun bagi pembaca,'' ujarnya. (PCMag/OL-12)

sumber: mediaindonesia.com

(WAJIB BACA) Tantangan Besar Menjadi OrangTua.

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 13:54:00 +0000

Artikel ini saya COPAS dari catatan FB seorang sahabat yang katanya dia copas juga dari sahabat lainnya. Jika kalian merasa tulisan ini bermanfaat dan perlu diketahui lebih luas lagi oleh orangtua-orangtua ataupun mereka yang berencana menjadi orangtua, silahkan COPAS saja. Melalui upaya tersebut diharapkan agar generasi muda Indonesia kedepannya dapat lebih tangguh, dan mampu membawa bangsa ini menjadi lebih besar lagi.

"Hasil Seminar tanggal 30 Oktober 2010 di Kemang Village, Jakarta. By Elly Risman, M.Psi (Yayasan Buah Hati). Di share dari teman yang ikut di Jakarta. Panjang tapi sangat menarik buat orang tua agar aware."

Seminar dibuka dengan layar presentasi yang menayangkan contoh sms anak sekarang, dengan huruf biasa tapi dibuat secara ALAY, tapi dibuat sedemikian rupa, sehingga kami, seluruh orang tua yang ada di ruangan seminar, tidak ada yang bisa membaca sms apakah itu ?, Apa maksud sms tersebut ?

Alaaahh...sms alay kan bisa dibaca. meski bikin mata dan otak kerja keras dulu buat tau maksudnya?

NO! Totally, ga ada satupun yang bisa baca sms tsb.

Dan, Taaaraa.....ternyata selain dengan huruf alay, sms tsb, dibacanya harus dengan posisi HP terbalik (bagian atas HP menjadi bagian bawah)! Can u imagine thattt????

DAN isinya adalah:

"Hi, sayang, aku kangen nih. Udah lama kita GA ML, Yuk, mumpung bonyok lagi pergi, yuk kita ketemuan...dsb ." (sori saya agak lupa persisnya namun isinya kurang lebih spt itu - ML= Making Love=berhub. SEX)

Seisi ruangan seminar langsung heboh.

Note dr pembicara: SMS sayang2an anak sekarang udah bukan i love u/I miss u, tapi udah soal LAMA GA ML...

Demmm...Ihikksss dari awal seminar, mata saya udah melotot lebaarr!

2. Anak2 kita hidup di era digital. Banyak media elektronik & cetak yang diakses anak, banyak yang mengandung unsur pornografi: Games, Internet, HP, TV, VCD, Komik, Majalah dll

3. Yang pertama dibahas adalah GAMES. Games diabad 21, berdasar penelitian, gambar lebih realistis, pemain bisa memilih karakter apa saja, yang tidak ada di dunia nyata, ketrampilan lebih kompleks dan kecekatan yg lebih tinggi---> Kepuasan dan kecanduan lebih besar.

4. Jenis Games lebih beraneka macam: Aksi, adventure, strategi, Role playing.

Note dari pembicara:
SUPER HATI2 dengan GAMES anak-anak anda!

a. Ada games yang bergenre awal action, isinya adalah tembak2an dsb, namun ternyata jika, anak kita udah sampai level akhir, bonus di akhir levelnya adalah ML dengan pelacur jalanan...?????

b. Ada games yang berjenis role playing, dan naudzubillahimindzalik, ceritanya adalah tentang bagaimana “memperkosa paling asyik???????

Jadi tinggal pilih cerita yang melatarbelakangi , kemudian tinggal pilih perempuan model apa yg mau “dipilih”, modelnya ga pake baju sama sekali, dan tinggal pilih bagian tubuh mana yang mau dipegang pertama kali dst. Cursor berbentuk tangan, yg digerakkan oleh anak2-anak kitaa....------>Seisi ruangan seminar lgs heboh lagiii....Gumaman Astagfirrullah bertebarann di ruangan....:(

5. Pikir baik2 jika anda ingin membelikan games atau anak anak anda beli games sendiri/ meminjam games dari teman! Dan hati-hati , jika didepan sekolah anak2 ada warnet! Jenis Games yang ada, murah dan gampang didapat, jenisnya sudah diluar perkiraan kita, orang tua!

Note: suami saya, yg orang IT dan doyan maen games pun, terkejut bukan kepalang, pas tau soal jenis games ini!!:(

6. Internet. Situs Porno bertebaran di dunia maya. Dan, jangan salah, pembuatnya juga anak-anak kita juga! Bahkann...Untuk mendapatkan uang, mereka menjual video sex mereka sendiri!--> Pas seminar kami ditunjukkan ribuan video sex yg gampang diperoleh lewat internet.

Note dari pembicara:

a. Siapa bilang ML harus telanjang dan harus di tempat tidur/hotel ? -->> kami ditunjukkan sekilas video ABG berseragam SMP, sedang ML ditangga dan berpakaian lengkap!

b. Hamil?siapa takkut!--> Bisa Aborsi !

7. HP. Hoho...Video2 sex tersebar melalui HP. Kapasitas HP yang besar, memungkinkan sang pemilik memiliki file2 berukuran besar seperti video dan gambar porno. Anak anda CLEAN?-->Bisa jadi dia dapat kiriman gambar/video dari temennya!

Kasus : (yg pernah ditangani Ibu Elly) Ada seorang Ibu, yg datang ke beliau, shock karena menemukan gambar Vagina-seseorang di BBnya, yg ternyata setelah ditelusuri adalah kepunyaan temen sekolah (wanita) anaknya yang lelaki (yang suka minjem BB beliau!)...:(

8. Televisi. Program TV yang masih pantas diikuti, bisa dihitung dengan 1 tangan. Lainnya adalah program pembodohan, hantu, kekerasan dan pornografi. Sinetron, telenovela, sinetron2 Jepang/korea , film dsb. Jangan salah, Iklan pun juga menyesatkan.Ayoo jangan anggap enteng sinteron/filim2 korea/jepang!Lama2 anak anda terbrainwash, terbiasa dengan kekerasan, sex bebas!

9. KOMIK. Ya, komik memang bergambar kartun. Tapi soal cerita, ga kalah dengan novel porno lainnya. Bahkan lebih mengerikan karena didukung dengan gambar. Gambar sampul depan, mungkin tidak menyiratkan 1 kepornoan pun, tapi didalamnya, kita orang tua harus tau bahwa ceritanya ujung2nya tentang sex bebas.

Notes: Dari, survey yang telah dilakukan pembicara, salah satu judul games, komik, dvd yang masuk dalam kategori “BaHAYA” adalah NAR***...semuanya yg berbau NAR***, hati2!! WATCH OUT!!!!

APA TUJUANNYA? APA YANG MEREKA INGINKAN TERHADAP ANAK-ANAK KITA

1. Yang mereka inginkan, anak dan remaja kita memiliki MENTAL MODEL PORNO = perpustakaan porno, yang bisa diakses kapan saja dan dimana saja.

2. Kerusakan otak permanen ---> yang hasil akhir yang diinginkan adalah-->INCEST!!!

3. Sasaran tembak utama: Anak2 kita yg belum baligh. Jika sudah mengalami 33-36 ejakulasi--> pecandu pornografi --> PASAR MASA DEPAN!!!

Proses Kecanduan & Akibatnya.

1. Didalam otak ada bagian yang disebut PRE FRONTAL CORTEX (PFC). PFC, tempat dibuatnya moral, nilai2, bertanggung jawab untuk: perencanaan masa depan, organisasi, pengaturan emosi, control diri, konsekuensi, pengambilan keputusan. PFC--> Matang diusia 25 thn.

2. Sekali anak mencoba “kenikmatan” semu-->Dopamin ( ket: suatu hormon yang dihasilkan oleh hipotalamus) diproduksi --> Anak merasa senang--> Kemudian timbul rasa bersalah.

3. Saat anak merasa senang tsb (kebanjiran Dopamin), maka yang akan terganggu adalah: Analisa, penilaian, pemahaman, pengambilan keputusan, Makna hubungan, Hati Nurani---> Spiritualitas /Iman akan terkikis--> ANAK TUMBANG--> Mental Model Porno--->INCEST!!!!

4. Bagian otak yang rusak karena Narkoba: 3 bagian saja, tapi oleh Pornografi/SEX: 5 bagian otak yang rusak!

5. Industri yang terlibat Pornografi: Entertainment, Pornografi, Perfilman, Majalah Porno, Musik, Jaringan TV Kabel, Pembuat dan pemasar Video Games dll

SIAPKAH KITA SEBAGAI ORTU ?

1. Kesalahan Budaya.

Yang mengasuh anak: IBU!! Ayah mencari Nafkah, bila perlu baru lapor Ayah!! SALAH BESAR!---> REVOLUSI PENGASUHAN!! ............ (Nyambung dengan artikel pak Gendi, Where’s All The Father Gone?Kemana

Para Ayah?...Indonesia , A Fatherless Country???) Lihat fenomena Anak2 Jack Mania?--> Kemana AYAHmu nakkk?Kemana ibumu naak????

Note: Bukan main saya bersyukurnya saya, pas bagian ini. Syukur Alhamdullillah, saya berhasil "memaksa" suami saya untuk ikut seminar ini.

2. Kelalaian kita sebagai ortu:

Orang Tua Kurang:

1. Mempunyai waktu dengan anak.

Are u a weekend parent? Anak di ikutkan les sana-sini. Pertanyaan orang tua ke anak hanya tentang les mu gimana nak? Nilaimu berapa nak? Kamu ga bolos kan?Kamu biasa ngerjain ujian kan hari ini?---> Anak2 menjadi anak yg BLASTED (Boring-->Lazzy--> Stress!)

2. Mengajarkan agama & penerapannya?

---> Eksport! Merasa cukup menyekolahkan anak2 di sekolah berbasis agama. Anak disuruh les ngaji/agama. Penerapan? NOL BESAR!!!.... Menyuruh anak sholat tepat waktu, ortu? Bolong2 sholatnya? Ortu berbaju tertutup, anaknya maen ke mall hanya memakai rok mini/tanktop? Anak disuruh les ngaji? Ortunya ngaji aja ga bisa!!!! dsb..dsbb..

3. Target pengasuhan:

UMUM, kurang teguh pada prinsip---> hanyut dalam TREND. Temen anak di sekolah pada punya IPOD, Anak buru2 dibelikan---> malu dibilang ga trendy? Malu anak punyanya HP jadul yg cuma bisa sms/telp?--> dibelikan BB palg mutakhir...

4. Tanggap Teknologi & Gagap Teknologi (Gaptek)

Ortu bisanya memfasilitasi, tapi nol besar dengan pengetahuan mengenai perangkat yg dibelikan buat anak-anaknya. Buktinya: baca sms alay aja ga bisa!...gimana mo ngawasin anak?

Note dr pembicara: Jadi orangtua, harus "GAUL" dan PINTER !!! siapa bilang jadi orangtua itu gampang?

5. Memberikan anak perangkat teknologi, tidak tahu akibat negatifnya, tanpa penjelasan dan tanpa persyaratan.

Note dr pembicara:
Orang Tua sekarang adalah Generasi ORTU yang ABAI...Generasi ORTU

PINGSAN!! Yang penting anak sekolah,les, diam di rumah didepan Komputer, Games, HP, Televisi ---> Yakin, Anak anda AMAN????

6. Berkomunikasi yang baik dan benar : tidak memahami perasaan anak & remaja.

TIPS:
Membuat ANAK TANGGUH di Era Digital:

1. Hadirkan Allah/Tuhan didalam diri anak. Ajarkan untuk selalu ingat Allah, taat kepadaNYA dari kecil. Hindari: Jangan sampai kamu hamil ya, Bikin malu keluarga! Bapak / Ibu malu!!!---> Salah Besar. Ajarkan bahwa, dimanapun dia berada, Allah tau apa yang dia perbuat!

2. Perbaiki pola pengasuhan/parenting. Libatkan kedua-belah pihak. Jangan jadi ortu yang abai bin pin

3. Validasi anak : penerimaan, pengakuan dan Pujian Jangan jadikan anak anda, anak yang BLASTED! Boringg --> Lazzy --> Stressed!!

4. Mandiri & Bertanggung jawab kepada ALLAH, diri sendiri, keluarga & masyarakat.

5. Memberikan fasilitas pada anak harus dengan landasan dan persyaratan agama yang jelas

6. Mempunyai MODEL yang baik dan benar

KOMIK

• Cek bacaan anak

• Baca dulu sebelum membeli

• Secara Berkala periksa meja belajar/lemari/kolong tempat tidur . Notes: JANGAN SAMPAI KETAHUAN ANAK!!

• Kenalkan anak pada berbagai jenis bacaan

• Diskusikan bacaan dengan anak

GAMES

• Perhatikan letak computer/media video games di rumah

• Perhatikan jarak antara mata anak/ruang cukup pencahayaan , layar tidak terlalu terang

• Pilihkan meja & kursi yang ergonomis

• Buat kesepakatan dengan anak tentang:

o Berapa dalam seminggu

o Kapan waktu yang tepat

o Games apa yg boleh dimainkan

o Sanksi apa yang diberlakukan , jika melanggar

• Dampingi anak dalam membeli games dan cek selalu rating Games dalam kemasan games.

Banyak video games ber-rating AO (Adult Only) atau M (mature) yang dibajak dengan rating ESRB (Entertainment Software Rating Board, sebuah lembaga pemberi rating untuk games hiburan) diubah menjadi Teen, seperti GTA San Andreas, Mass Effect, Gta IV dsb.

Notes:
Marak video game kekerasan yang menampilkan secara gamblang adegan seksual di tengah-tengah video gamenya seperti GTA: San Andreas dan Mass Effect. GTA: San Andreas mendapatkan kecaman keras dari banyak kalangan dunia seperti Jack Thompson dan Hillary Clinton, sehingga memaksa produsennya mengganti rating ESRBnya menjadi AO (awalnya M (Mature)). Hal ini mengakibatkan profitnya turun hingga $28.8 juta.

Pada tanggal 20 Oktober 2003, Aaron Hamel dan Kimberly Bede menjadi korban penembakan yang dilakukan oleh 2 remaja, William dan Josh Buckner, karena keduanya terinspirasi setelah memainkan GTA:III. Akibat kejadian tersebut Aaron meninggal dunia, sedangkan Kimberley mengalami luka parah.

TV

• Atur jam menonton TV

o No TV dibawah 2 thun

o 5-7 tahun paling lama menonton TV: 2 jam/hari

• Kenalkan dan diskusikan ttg program TV yang baik dan buruk

• Perhatikan jarak menonton

INTERNET

• Perhatikan letak computer : tidak menghadap dinding

• Lakukan filterisasi terhadap situs porno (pasang alat pemblokir situs porno)

• Buat Kesepakatan tentang waktu bermain internet

• Secara berkala, cek situs apa saja yang telah dibuka anak di computer

IKHTIAR TERAKHIR

1. Perbanyak mendengarkan perasaan. GUNAKAN 2 TELINGA lebih sering daripada satu MULUT

2. Orang tua harus TTS = TEGAS, TEGAR, SABAR

3. Meningkatkan diri dengan berbagai macam pengetahuan (Seminar, pelatihan, buku parenting dan agama)

4. Setelah semua upaya ---> DOA

Jujur, pas pada saat mengikuti seminar tsb, beberapa kali, saya menitik-kan airmata - mbrebes mili. Betapa saya merinding hebat dan pengen segera pulang memeluk anak-anak saya..

Semoga saya bukan salah satu orangtua yg pingsan ituu... Semoga anak2 saya (kita), menjadi anak2 yang sholeh dan selalu dilindungi oleh Yang Maha Kuasa

Amin...aminn..Ya robbal alamin...
Mohon maaf jika kurang berkenan...

Source: hasil browsing d Twitter,akun Ust.Mahfudz Sidiq

Anak Jadi Lebih Bodoh Dengan Mengetik ?

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 09:50:00 +0000

Anak-anak dan pelajar yang menulis dengan tangan ternyata lebih cepat belajar daripada anak-anak yang mengetik di komputer.

Hal itu terungkap dari hasil penelitian yang dilakukan oleh Profesor Anne Mangen dari Stavanger University Norwegia dan Jean-Luc Velay dari Marseille University, yang dipublikasikan pada Advances in Haptics journal.

Riset tersebut membagi dua kelompok, yaitu kelompok yang menulis tangan dan kelompok yang mengetik di atas komputer. Ternyata hasil anak-anak yang menulis tangan lebih baik daripada anak-anak yang mengetik.

Sebab, saat membaca dan menulis, anak-anak melibatkan berbagai indera. Untuk mengenali huruf-huruf, seseorang akan melibatkan bagian otak yang bernama sensorimotor.

Karena menulis dengan tangan membutuhkan waktu yang lebih lama daripada mengetik di keyboard, maka terdapat bagian pada otak yang terlibat dengan bahasa, yang akan mempengaruhi proses belajar seseorang.

Hal ini tidak dijumpai bila seseorang hanya mengetik pada papan kunci (keyboard), sehingga anak-anak tidak mengalami pengalaman yang mendukung mekanisme pemahaman yang sama dengan ketika ia menulis.

Ini mirip dengan hasil sebuah riset terhadap sebuah bagian otak yang berhubungan dengan aktivitas berbicara, di mana bagian otak itu akan lebih aktif bila seseorang mendengar sebuah kata kerja yang terkait dengan kegiatan fisik ketimbang saat mendengar kata kerja yang lebih abstrak.

Sumber: VIVAnews.com

TIDAK MEMENTINGKAN DIRI SENDIRI (Dalam Tim Tak Ada Yang No. 1)

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 13:18:00 +0000

Pujangga W.H Auden menyindir, “kita berada di bumi sini untuk berbuat baik bagi sesama. Untuk apa sesama kita berada disini, saya tidak tahu”. Tak ada tim yang sukses kecuali pemain-pemainnya mendahulukan sesamanya dalam tim tersebut ketimbang diri sendiri. Tidak mementingkan diri sendiri itu tidak mudah, tetapi perlu.

Sebagai anggota tim, bagaimanakah anda kembangkan sikap tidak mementingkan diri sendiri? Mulailah dengan melakukan yang berikut:

1. Bersikaplah Murah Hati
St. Francis dari Assisi menyatakan,”semua sikap mengambil akan memisahkan anda dari sesama; semua sikap memberi akan menyatukan anda dengan sesama”, inti dari sikap tidak mementingkan diri sendiri adalah sikap murah hati. Itu tidak saja membantu menyatukan tim, melainkan juga membantu memajukan tim. Kalau para anggota tim bersedia memberikan diri mereka secara murah hati bagi tim, timnya siap meraih sukses.

2.Hindarilah Politik Internal
Salah satu bentuk sikap mementingkan diri sendiri yang paling buruk dapat dilihat pada orang-orang yang berpolitik dalam tim. Itu biasanya berarti memposisikan diri demi keuntungan mereka sendiri, terlepas dari bagaimana hal itu mungkin merusak hubungan-hubungan di dalam tim. Tetapi pemain-pemain tim yang baik lebih mengutamakan keuntungan rekan-rekan satu timnya ketimbang diri sendiri. Sikap tidak mementingkan diri sendiri seperti itu membantu rekan-rekan satu tim dan menguntungkan sang pemberi. Ilmuan luar biasa, Albert Einstein, pernah mengatakan, “seseorang baru mulai hidup ketika ia bisa hidup diluar dirinya sendiri”.

3.Perhatikanlah Kesetiaan
Kalau anda perlihatkan kesetiaan kepada orang-orang dalam tim anda, mereka akan membalasnya. Yang jelas demikianlah kasusnya dengan Kolonel Toosey. Berulang-ulang ia mempertaruhkan nyawanya demi orang-orangnya, dan akibatnya mereka bekerja keras, melayaninya dengan baik, dan menyelesaikan misi apapun yang diberikan kepada mereka – bahkan dalam keadaan yang paling sulitpun. Kesetiaan mendorong kesatuan, dan kesatuan melahirkan sukses tim.

4. Utamakanlah Kesaling-bergantungan Ketimbang Kemandirian
Di Amerika, orang-orang sangat menghargai kemandirian karena seringkali disertai dengan inovasi, kerja keras, dan kesediaan membela apa yang benar. Tetapi kemandirian yang keterlaluan adalah ciri-ciri sikap mementingkan diri sendiri, terutama kalau mulai membahayakan atau menghambat sesama. Seneca menyatakan, “Orang yang hanya memikirkan dirinya sendiri, yang mengubah segalanya demi keuntungan diri sendiri, takkan dapat hidup bahagia. Anda harus hidup demi sesama anda kalau ingin hidup demi diri sendiri”.

Agar semakin tidak mementingkan diri sendiri, anda perlu:
Mempromosikan orang lain ketimbang diri sendiri
Mengambil peran yang bukan utama, dan
Memberi secara diam-diam

MAU MEMPERBAIKI DIRI (Untuk Memperbaiki Tim, Perbaikilah Diri Sendiri)

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:56:00 +0000

Kita hidup di masyarakat yang terjangkit “penyakit tujuan”. Terlalu banyak orang hanya bersedia berbuat secukupnya untuk “tiba”, lalu pensiun. Kevin Myers, mengatakannya begini: “semua orang mencari obat mujarab, padahal yang mereka butuhkan adalah kebugaran. Orang yang mencari obat mujarab tidak lagi melakukan apa yang benar setelah tekanannya berkurang. Orang yang mengejar kebugaran melakukan apa yang harus mereka lakukan bagaimanapun keadaan mereka”. Itulah yang diperbuat orang-orang di Nokia. Mereka kejar kebugaran professional, dan akibatnya, mereka terus memperbaiki diri.

Orang-orang yang terus memperbaiki dirinya menjadikan tiga proses berikut ini siklus yang berkelanjutan dalam kehidupan mereka:

1. Persiapan
Napoleon Hill berkata, “yang penting bukanlah apa yang akan anda kerjakan, melainkan apa yang anda kerjakan sekarang”. Pemain-pemain tim yang mau memperbaiki dirinya memikirkan bagaimana mereka bisa memperbaiki diri hari ini – bukan nanti-nanti. Begitu bangun, mereka bertanya kepada diri sendiri, Apa sajakah peluangku untuk belajar hari ini? Lalu mereka berusaha memanfaatkan peluang tersebut. Di akhir hari, mereka bertanya kepada diri sendiri, Apakah yang telah kupelajari hari ini, yang masih perlu kupelajari lagi besok? Itu memposisikan mereka untuk terus tumbuh secara berkesinambungan. Ketika individu bertekad mempelajari sesuatu setiap harinya, mereka akan lebih siap menangani tantangan apapun yang mereka hadapi.

2. Kontemplasi
Baru-baru ini saya menemukan pertanyaan berikut: “kalau anda pelajari kehidupan individu-individu yang benar-benar hebat, yang telah memperngaruhi dunia, akan anda temukan bahwa boleh dikata dalam setiap kasus, mereka melewatkan banyak waktu sendirian – berkontemplasi, bermeditasi, mendengarkan”. Waktu sendirian sangat penting bagi perbaikan diri. Itu memungkinkan anda memperoleh perspektif yang benar tentang kegagalan-kegagalan anda dan sukses-sukses anda, sehingga anda dapat belajar dari semuanya itu. Itu memberi anda waktu dan ruang untuk menajamkan visi pribadi atau visi organisasi anda. Dan itu memungkinkan anda merencanakan bagaimana anda dapat menjadi lebih baik di waktu mendatang. Kalau anda ingin terus menjadi lebih baik, luangkanlah waktu untuk berkontemplasi.

3. Penerapan
Musisi Bruce Springsteen memberikan wawasan ini: “akan datang saatnya ketika anda perlu berhenti menantikan orang yang anda cita-citakan dan menjadi orang yang anda inginkan”. Dengan kata lain. Anda perlu menerapkan apa yang telah anda pelajari. Itu terkadang sulit karena menuntut perubahan. Kebanyakan orang hanya berubah ketika terjadi salah satu dari ketiga hal ini: mereka cukup terluka sehingga terpaksa berubah, atau mereka cukup menerima sehingga mau berubah, atau mereka cukup menerima sehingga dapat berubah. Sasaran anda adalah terus belajar agar anda mau berubah menjadi lebih baik setiap harinya.

Agar mau memperbaiki diri anda perlu:
Menjadi orang yang mau diajar
Merencanakan kemajuan anda
Mengutamakan perbaikan diri ketimbang promosi diri

Artis Indonesia Mirip Dengan Artis Hollywood; Photos

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:06:00 +0000

Shandy aulia mirip dengan Rose Byrne

Meisya siregar mirip dengan Cheryl Ann Tweedy

Cinta laura mirip dengan Gemma Arterton

Penemuan Terbaru: Dinosaurus Mini Berjari Satu

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 16:27:00 +0000

Berbeda dengan dinosaurus yang pernah ditemukan selama ini, dinosaurus yang baru ditemukan di Mongolia ini hanya memiliki satu jari. Binatang pemakan serangga itu adalah satu-satunya dinosaurus hanya mempunyai satu jari di tiap tangannya.

Hilangnya jari secara proses evolusi kerap terlihat pada dinosaurus predator, atau theropod. Misalnya, theropod dari zaman yang lebih tua mempunyai empat jari di setiap tangan, T. rex hanya punya dua, sedangkan pada dinosaurus baru ini hanya satu jari telunjuk yang tersisa.

Raptor baru ini dinamai Linhenykus monodactylus. Linhenykus berarti “cakar dari Linhe”, sebuah kota di Mongolia Dalam, dekat situs penemuan spesimen tersebut, dan monodactylus berarti “berjari satu”. Predator mini yang ditemukan pada 2008 itu hidup pada 84-75 juta tahun lampau, dan beratnya cuma 450 gram dengan tinggi 40 sentimeter dari kepala hingga ekor.

Para ilmuwan tak hanya menghadapi badai pasir di lokasi penggalian itu, tapi juga hujan es disertai angin ribut. Temperaturnya 40-50 derajat Celsius, tak ada naungan, dan dihujani es,” kata David Hone, ahli paleontologi di University College Dublin di Irlandia. “Situasi yang cukup membingungkan.”

Satu-satunya kuku Linhenykus itu kemungkinan besar digunakan untuk menggali. Dugaan tersebut didukung oleh tulang lengannya yang beradaptasi seperti apa yang dijumpai pada tikus mondok,” kata Hone. Termasuk adanya titik pelekatan pada tulang untuk otot bertenaga besar dan bentuk tulang yang dapat digunakan menjadi semacam pengungkit yang diperlukan untuk menggali.

Linhenykus ada kemungkinan kehilangan fungsi jari lainnya karena tak banyak yang bisa dilakukan oleh tangan berjari banyak. “Jari raksasanya dan kukunya bisa menyelesaikan semua pekerjaan dan jari lainnya tak berguna,” kata Hone.

Dinosaurus baru ini tampaknya pernah hidup di gurun bersemak terbuka, dikelilingi sungai. “Makanannya mungkin rayap dan semut, termasuk serangga kecil,” ujar Hone.

Sumber: tempointeraktif.com

Ibukota Negara Pindah ke Sul-Sel ?

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 09:49:00 +0000

Pemerintah Provinsi Sulawesi Selatan (Sulsel) serius mempersiapkan Sulsel menjadi ibu kota negara. Kesiapan itu mulai dimatangkan melalui seminar nasional bertajuk “Ibu Kota Negara, Peluang dan Tantangan”,di Makassar, kemarin.

Seminar yang diikuti sedikitnya 400 orang dari berbagai kalangan tersebut membahas potensi ekonomi, pemerintahan, serta pertahanan dan keamanan (hankam) di Sulsel.Tiga pembicara utama yang juga tokoh asal Sulsel memaparkan potensi Sulsel sebagai ibu kota negara dan kondisi Jakarta yang sudah sesak. Mantan Menteri Negara Badan Usaha Milik Negara (BUMN) Tanri Abeng membedah kedudukan pusat pemerintahan RI ditinjau dari perspektif pengembangan ekonomi.

Anggota Dewan Pertimbangan Presiden (Wantimpres) Ryaas Rasyid yang juga sebagai pakar pemerintahan dan otonomi daerah membedah penetapan pusat pemerintah ditinjau dari perspektif pemerintahan. Tenaga ahli pengajar bidang hankam Lemhanas, Laksamana Muda Willem Rampangilei, membahas kedudukan pusat pemerintah RI dari perspektif kemanan negara. Menurut Tanri Abeng, saat ini Jakarta tak dapat lagi dipertahankan untuk menjadi ibu kota negara.

Kondisi Jakarta dinilai telah sesak dan tak meratanya sumber daya manusia serta pertumbuhan ekonomi di daerah lainnya. “Sumber daya manusia yang berpotensi semuanya ke Jakarta karena semua terpusat di sana dan daerah susah berkembang. Kita mesti melakukan penyebaran pemerintah agar mampu menopang pengembangan ekonomi luar Jawa,”katanya.

Tanri Abeng mengatakan, ada beberapa alternatif tawaran yang ia berikan terhadap wacana pemindahan ibu kota negara tersebut. Di antaranya, dengan melakukan relokasi sepenuhnya ibu kota negara dan dengan membagi 22 kementerian ke berbagai daerah. Namun, presiden dan lembaga tinggi lainnya tetap di Jakarta. “Kementerian ini juga diharapkan bisa lebih dekat dengan potensi yang sesuai dengan daerah, misalnya di Makassar,Menteri Perikanan dan Kelautan,Pertanian, Pekerjaan Umum, Kesehatan, dan Pendidikan,”jelasnya.

Tanri membagi tiga kementerian tersebut,di antaranya,tujuh kementerian ditempatkan di Palangkaraya, tujuh kementerian di Medan dan sisanya di Makassar.Hal tersebut dinilainya akan lebih mengoptimalkan kinerja kementerian karena letaknya yang strategis. Gubernur Sulsel Syahrul Yasin Limpo menyatakan, Sulsel memiliki berbagai keunggulan dibandingkan daerah lainnya di Indonesia untuk mejadi ibu kota negara.

“Secara topografi dan geografi kita memili letak di tengah Indonesia, ini akan sangat baik dari segi potensi wiayah dan kemanan negara. Kita juga memiliki kawasan Mamminasata yang akan dikembangkan jadi kota baru,” ungkap Syahrul saat membuka Seminar Nasional yang bertajuk Ibu Kota Negara,Peluang dan Tantangan. Selain itu, berbagai fasilitas lain yang mendukung Sulsel sebagai ibu kota negara juga dinilai sudah ada. Syahrul mencontohkan, Bandara Internasional Hasanuddin Makassar yang sudah bisa didarati pesawat berbadan lebar.

Makassar juga, sejak dulu kala, selalu menjadi daerah yang diperhitungkan. Terbukti, semasa pemerintahan Belanda, Makassar sempat diwacanakan untuk dijadikan ibu kota Indonesia Timur. “Sejak abad ke-16, Makassar sudah menjadi daerah pusat perdagangan. Dari segi potensi bencana, kita tak memiliki gunung merapi dan beberapa kalangan memprediksi kita akan bebas tsunami dalam jangka waktu 200 tahun,”katanya.

Bupati Gowa dua periode ini mengatakan, Sulsel merupakan daerah pertama yang memberikan respons dengan adanya wacana pemindahan ibu kota negara tersebut. Respons tersebut diwujudkan melalui seminar yang akan merumuskan potensi Sulsel dan diserahkan kepada pemerintah pusat. ”Ini bentuk respons kita terhadap wacana pemindahan ibu kota negara. Kita merupakan daerah pertama yang merespons wacana tersebut,ini karena bentuk niatan baik yang kita miliki,”jelasnya.

Menurut Syahrul,pemindahan tersebut harus direncanakan sejak sekarang, karena lima tahun ke depan bangunan fisik sudah harus dibangun dan pada tahun 2035 sudah harus pindah. Hal senada diungkapkan mantan Guru Besar Ekonomi Unhas WIM Poli yang menjadi keynote speaker pada dialog tersebut.Menurutnya, kondisi Jakarta yang sudah sesak semestinya dicarikan jalan keluar.

“Namun hal yang perlu untuk pertama kali dibenahi adalah perbaikan manajemen pemecahan masalah ibu kota tersebut,”katanya. Menurut Poli,perbaikan infrastruktur justru akan menambah daya tarik Jakarta dan akan semakin menumpuk.”Hal ini juga akan terus memberikan dampak ketakmerataan di daerah dari segi pengembangan ekonomi,”katanya. (jumardin akas)

Sumber: seputar-indonesia.com

PANDAI MEMBINA HUBUNGAN (Kalau Anda Pandai Membawa Diri, Yang Lain Akan Mengikuti Anda)

noreply@blogger.com (D'Amateur) — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 16:30:00 +0000

Tim menginginkan anggota yang pandai membina hubungan. Semua orang suka berada didekat Ronald Reagan karena ia suka kepada sesama dan ia pandai membina hubungan dengan sesama. Ia paham bahwa hubungan-hubungan adalah perekat yang menyatukan para anggota tim – semakin mantap hubungan-hubungan tersebut, semakin menyatulah timnya.

Beginilah cara anda mengetahui apakah anda telah membangun hubungan-hubungan yang mantap dengan sesama anggota tim. Carilah kelima karakteristik berikut dalam hubungan-hubungan tim anda:

1. Sikap Menghargai
Dalam soal hubungan-hubungan, segalanya dimulai dengan sikap menghargai, dengan hasrat menghargai sesama. Penulis tentang hubungan antar manusia, Les Giblin, mengatakan, “anda tidak bisa membuat sesama anda merasa penting di hadapan anda kalau diam-diam anda menganggapnya bukan siapa-siapa”.

Yang lucu tentang sikap menghargai adalah bahwa anda hendaknya menunjukkannya kepada sesama, bahkan sebelum mereka melakukan apapun yang layak anda hargai, hanya karena mereka itu sesama manusia. Tetapi sekaligus, anda hendaknya selalu siap-siap mengupayakan agar dihargai oleh sesama anda. Dan anda akan paling cepat dihargai di dalam kesulitan.

2. Pengalaman Bersama
Sikap menghargai dapat meletakkan landasan bagi suatu hubungan baik, tetapi itu saja belum cukup. Anda tidak mungkin membina hubungan dengan seseorang yang tidak anda kenal. Dibutuhkan pengalaman bersama di antara rekan-rekan satu tim dengan berjalannya waktu. Dan itu tidak selalu mudah dicapai. Umpamanya, ketika Brian Billick, pelatih juara Super Bowl 2001, Baltimore Ravens, ditanya tentang kemungkinan timnya mengulang sukses mereka, ia berkomentar bahwa itu akan sangat sulit. Mengapa? Karena 25 hingga 30 persen dari timnya berubah setiap tahunnya. Pemain-pemain baru belum memiliki pengalaman bersama dengan timnya, yang dibutuhkan untuk meraih sukses.

3. Kepercayaan
Ketika anda menghargai sesama dan anda lewatkan cukup waktu dengan mereka untuk mengembangkan pengalaman bersama, anda siap mengembangkan kepercayaan. Seperti yang telah saya tulis dalam artikel lain “21 Hukum Kepemimpinan Sejati”, kepercayaan adalah landasan dari kepemimpinan. Kepercayaan juga penting bagi semua hubungan yang baik. Pujangga Skotlandia, George MacDonald, mengatakan, “Dipercayai adalah pujian yang lebih besar daripada dikasihi”. Tanpa kepercayaan, anda takkan dapat mempertahankan hubungan apapun.

4. Sikap Timbal Balik
Hubungan-hubungan pribadi yang bertepuk sebelah tangan takkan langgeng. Kalau yang satu selalu menjadi pemberi sementara yang lain selalu menjadi penerima, ujung-ujungnya hubungan mereka akan putus. Demikian juga halnya dengan hubungan-hubungan dalam sebuah tim. Agar sebuah tim dapat membangun dan meningkatkan hubungan-hubungan,harus ada yang memberi dan menerima, sehingga semua orang menerima dan memberi.

5. Sama-Sama Senang
Ketika hubungan-hubungan bertumbuh dan mulai menjadi mantap, pihak-pihak yang terlibat mulai senang terhadap satu sama lain. Kebersamaan dapat mengubah bahkan tugas-tugas yang tidak menyenangkanpun menjadi pengalaman-pengalaman yang positif. Umpamanya, saya bukanlah tipe orang yang senang antri. Tetapi terkadang, ketika teman saya, “a”, berencana mengerjakan tugas-tugasnya, saya akan menemaninya hanya karena saya ingin bersama dengannya. Dialah rekan satu tim saya yang nomor satu, dan tak ada satu orangpun di dunia ini dengan siapa saya ingin melewatkan waktu saya selain teman saya. Kami sama-sama diuntungkan. Ia menyelesaikan tugasnya, dan saya dapat melewatkan waktu bersamanya.

Agar lebih pandai membina hubungan dengan rekan-rekan satu tim, anda perlu:
Ø Fokus pada sesama ketimbang pada diri sendiri
Ø Ajukanlah pertanyaan-pertanyaan yang tepat
Ø Berbagi pengalaman
Ø Buatlah sesama anda merasa istimewa