foodstuffs.

Never too old for a goody.

2011-07-26T10:59:00.001-07:00

As opposed to Naughty

2011-07-26T01:26:00.001-07:00

Cannibalism isn't frowned upon here

2011-07-26T01:24:00.001-07:00

What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

2011-07-19T03:56:00.001-07:00

Pretty enthusiastic for a protein brick.

2011-07-13T14:02:00.000-07:00

Hold onto your kibbutz!

2011-07-06T10:56:00.000-07:00

We've got a sweet, even glaze all over the..

2011-07-05T17:02:00.000-07:00

And now we're supposed to "Pop 'em"?

Good thing they have a viewing window otherwise I might be having doubts.

It might be okay?

2011-07-05T16:59:00.000-07:00

The jury is out on this claim of worthwhile chili.

Island Cravings

2011-06-23T16:41:00.001-07:00

Just what are those sour watermelon candies coated in?

It'll help you out in a pinch...

2011-06-21T20:57:00.003-07:00

Get the giant drunk, throw a torch in his eye, and get the hell out of there!

Dr. Frankenpoo has created a monster.

2011-06-21T14:02:00.000-07:00

But why must it claim it has a "real nipple?" Trying to tap into children's biological needs?

Freudian marketing to boys?

Non-standard post

2011-06-17T18:37:00.000-07:00

Take a look at this receipt I got from In-N-Out Burger (or as I like to call it, "the old in-out, in-out").

Okay, so you know that In-N-Out, as a corporation, serves God. Or, at least, that's the image they maintain with their Bible verses on their cups, fry boxes, etc. I ordered something I would normally get, and the cashier told me it would be $6.66. I looked at Nikki with a silly and subtly astonished look on my face. I thought we were going to just have a moment and then laugh about it later.

To my surprise, the young, fidgety cashier gasps and exclaims, "THE DEVIL!" I burst my seams with laughter.

In his defense, he was joking. It was just really intense, and can only confirm that In-N-Out employees are familiar with the number of the beast. How did the total come out to $6.66 when there aren't too many combinations of items at the restaurant and I got something I normally get?

Devil: 1

In-N-Out: 0

Hehheh

2011-06-17T18:27:00.000-07:00

I'm guessing "Breath Shower" is the flavor here?

Oh hells yes.

2011-06-17T18:24:00.000-07:00

This drink has got to be against Truth in Ad...oh no; I just used the phrase, "Oh hells yes." I'm setting a very bad precedent here.

Let's just put it this way: if I don't have a neurogasm after I drink this...I'm...not going to be surprised.

Anticlimactic.

SAY WHAT?

2011-06-17T18:20:00.000-07:00

This was attached to the back of EVERY seat in a 500+ person auditorium. Funny that it was for Latin American Music History. Not funny that they used the phrase, "Oh hells yes."

Awwww..guerilla advertisers trying to be cool.

Hey, look, we (3) graduated!

2011-06-17T18:13:00.000-07:00

And we've been saving all of these for you.

Don't Fiddle With It

2011-03-31T09:29:00.001-07:00

Another common one, but I don't think you realize the awesomeness that is faddle.

Like damn, that's hot.

2011-03-31T09:26:00.001-07:00

Taking sugar-firewater to a whole new level. Meta!

Babies

2010-10-13T22:29:00.001-07:00

I thank you, Ralph's label creator, for giving me a laugh in the aisle.

No Wheat, No Salt, All Baby

2010-08-24T23:42:00.000-07:00

Natural Selection

2010-08-23T23:41:00.000-07:00

Wine is a classic offering when going to someone else's party if it isn't in a dorm room. Are you really supposed to bring this to a lady friend with some sort of awkward subtext? Maybe you're supposed to share it with your dude friends to assert your dominance.

Listen, I know, you've seen this.

2010-08-23T23:40:00.000-07:00

But have you really contemplated the possibility of such a garden?

Rico...

2010-08-23T23:39:00.000-07:00

Who's the boss?

2010-08-23T23:35:00.000-07:00

Stock up on them for when you come into work a little late. Let him know he's still in control.

Solid Gold Yeller

2010-03-05T09:51:00.001-08:00

A departure from the normal human fair, I present to you: a Disney endorsed and marketed dog food! Who names a dog Old Yeller anyway? Old? Yeller? I don't understand.