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Happy new year SMS

2011-02-28T23:37:00.000-08:00

H ours of happy times with friends and family
A bundant time for relaxation
P rosperity
P lenty of love when you need it the most
Y outhful excitement at lifes simple pleasures

N ights of restful slumber (you know - dont' worry be happy)
E verything you need
W ishing you love and light

Y ears and years of good health
E njoyment and mirth
A angels to watch over you
R embrances of a happy years!

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2011-01-24T21:48:00.000-08:00

Latest April Fool SMS Messages

2008-12-02T22:22:00.000-08:00

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB

(hint-it should be 5)

Read caps word reversely.

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Feeling bored?

Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...

book from your bag and study..

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U will be a ROSE for all TREES

U will be a SMILE

for all FACES

U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS

U will be a BROHTER

for all CUTE GIRLS .

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When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &

after if u pray &ur still in darkness

, pls pay ur

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All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

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I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...

So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you?

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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.

Coz liars go to hell.

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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

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If you are in tension,

If nothing seems right,

If u find no way out,

Then just think of me only once,

I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

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When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase

this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat

H-ot

O-ne in million

N-aughty

C-ute

H-umble

U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

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Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

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Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

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Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

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Plz don't read this

Nahi to

ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

dekha ho gaya na

TIME WASTE!!

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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

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Ov o

l e Y U

ov o

l e Y u

L V e ou

HARI OM!!

Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.

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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya

wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

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Legs utha ke karo.

Tange feala ke karo.

Ghuma ghuma ke karo.

Aage peechey dono taraf karo.

Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.

*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

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Hotho se jo choo liya,

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...

Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,

Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

If u don't mind

If u don't feel bad

If don't hesitate

Please......

give me a

kis

kiss

kiss......

kissan jam bottle

just RS.22.50 only. soon......

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you...

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.

Last night I Got a severe Head pain...

I went to the Doctor ...

He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

I Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:

Aishwarya Rai

+919542496632

Message centre:

+919540099996

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.

You know Whose???

Your Own Stupid!!!

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

Your girlfriend is:

Smart.

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excllent.

Romantic.

In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Roses are Red

Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant

Thanks to You....

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.

See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB

(hint-

it should be 5)

Read caps word reversely.

Feeling bored?

Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...

book from your bag and study..

U will be a ROSE for all TREES

U will be a SMILE

for all FACES

U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS

U will be a BROHTER

for all CUTE GIRLS .

Hotho se jo choo liya,

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...

Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &

after if u pray &ur still in darkness

, pls pay ur

ELECTRICITY BILL

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,

Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...

So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you?

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.

Coz liars go to hell.

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

If you are in tension,

If nothing seems right,

If u find no way out,

Then just think of me only once,

I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

Latest New Year messages collection

2008-12-02T18:07:00.000-08:00

New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
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Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, raat gujar gayi intejaar mein, Naya saal mubarak ho aapko, 2006 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein.
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Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Happy New Year.

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Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year.
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" I Wish in 2oo7 God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all! "
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Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2007 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME
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Es Naye Saal mein
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar.
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Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2007 bring Happiness for you Dear.
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Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed .. Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2007 ..
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Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings
FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007* --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous 2007.
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
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One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.
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Aa gale lag ja mere yaar,
Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ......
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!
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New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2007
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My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2007.
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Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
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Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!
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In Year 2007 may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year
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Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...happy,HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body &
Heart full of Love..
All these are my Prayers for You..
Wish u a Happy New Year.
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Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
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Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
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Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
Naya saal aaya hai chalo...
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!
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Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad
Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,
thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2007, 2006 k baad.
Wish u a Happy new year.
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We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.
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May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.
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Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
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Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, raat gujar gayi intejaar mein, Naya saal mubarak ho aapko, 2006 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein.
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Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2007 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME
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Es Naye Saal mein
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar.
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Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
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Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
Naya saal aaya hai chalo...
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!
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Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad
Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,
thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2007, 2006 k baad.
Wish u a Happy new year.

Free Good Night Sms to Friends. SMS Collection For Everyone.

2008-12-02T11:00:00.000-08:00

Master of puppets is pulling your strings, twisting ur mind n SmasHing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can't see a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall a sleep 1,2,3,Zzz

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somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you

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As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight

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As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight.

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Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!

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On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!

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Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.

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A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

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Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams

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I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......

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da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@ eyes, n sleep tite!

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If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz cum true, i wdnt b here i wd b vth u. Distance is 1 thing dat kips us apart bt u r olwaz in my HEART. Gd nyt...

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If u'r awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if u just woke up, good morning honey. Luv u so much.

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Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..u

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Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) G'NITE!
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i wish that God would hold u tite. i hope that angels will keep u in site. Now just2make sure u feel all rite, i'm gonna wish u a wonderful nite! sleep tite!!

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No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Gd Nite!

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In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d Nite

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ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Good Night AVINASH

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LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN at ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!

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Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and happiness.
do not think of me...i m in ur eyes.

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do not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.." i miss u"..Good Night..

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I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.

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When nights r long & friends r few,I sit by my window & think of u,A silent whisper a silent tear,With all my heart i wish you were here.

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Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night.....

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A special face,a special smile, a special someone, a special hug from me to u, a special person, I found in u, Sweet Dreams, Sleep well!

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can u do something for me? go to the window....look to the sky***can u see the stars? can u count them ? this is how much i miss u and even more !!!(***good night)

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Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest, Pillows 2 give u COMFORT, and MY BLANKET 2 keep u warm. Gdnite! Sleep tight.I cant sleep now..coz i lent u all my things!

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Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way. Good Night.

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The night is silent but I can't sleep. Maybe because I am waiting for my cell phone to beep. Before I dream, what I want is get your message and read.

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As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep.
Sweetest dreams & Good Night!

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Hal kaysa hai Janab ka,
Kya khayal hai aap ka,
Hum to Sou gaye ho ho ho.
Tum bhi Sou jawo ha ha ha.
Good Night!!

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My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.

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Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do.Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true.

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Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you'll have the sweetest dream tonight... Good Night!

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Take care! The texts you send me night and day like jewels in my heart they stay...And so to God I always pray the best of blessings be yours...Each day & Night.

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My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night

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look...the moon is calling u ...see the stars r shining for u..hear my heart says: may god build for u a castle in heaven and made u eat from its fruits !!!!

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Happiness is like a butterfly, u run after it, it keeps flying away. If u stand still it comes & sits on ur shoulders. Wish u the most happiest moments!Gd Nite

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Close ur eyes & imagine:Chand ka bed,Taron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya!!!Nice na??Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA...Good Night....
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EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,BAHUT UPER GAYA, ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA , AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.

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I wish Moon always be full & bright and U always be cool & right.Whenever U go to switch off the light,Remember that I m wishing U Good Night...!!!!

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U r the reason why I have sleepless nihgts,U r the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.U r the reason I cant sleep without saying Good Night.....
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See stars are blinking,Moon is shinning & breeze is singing... Bcoz I ask them to greet U a special Good Night...!!!

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pujya mitravar,sadar parnam,in dino apke sandesh miltae hai jinhe padhne ke paschat hum atyant annad vibhor hooten hai,app ki isi mitrata ke hum runi hai.prabhu se yehi prathna karte hai ke apki chalit dhurbhas yantra seva prdan karti sanatha apko yuhi seva deti rhe jis se hum ek dusre se sandesh madhyam se jude rhe..app ke sandesh ki pratiksha mein app ke sahyogi evam ghanisht mitra ki aur se subh ratri ki shubbecha... GOOD NIGHIT

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Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai,Par dil mein shor ho raha hai. Kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa DOST bina Good night kahe so raha hai...

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Night is longer than day for those who DREAM,and day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS COME TRUE....Wish you Good Night and Sweet Dreams!

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()"""() WAIT...
( "o" ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep let me pray ()"""() ( -o-) ( ,(")), Dear GoD, plz.let my friend get sweet dreams, Gud nite!

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Good Night
Sleep Tight
Sweet Dreams
For what u r pressing button? that's all
Lorie bhi sunau kya?

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This is my LAST message of d day 4 d person I care & luv
FIRST & d person that came into my mind is U....
so juz wanna wish you good nite...

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Saw my msg?
n0???
n0w, can u?
still can't??
c0z n0 wORds can x-press how special u are!
Good night!
I really want u to be mine,and i'll say this all the time, u really are one of kind, and swwtest i''ll find ,good night my darling, wish u sweet dreams till morning

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Kitne Khusnaseeb hai hum jo hamein sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili
ye chand, ye tare mile or sapno ki saugat mili.
Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena.
Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad mili.
So don't waste ur time. & go to bed & take sweet dreams
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Nobody teaches Sun to rise,Fish to swim,birds to fly,Plant to grow,Child to cry,& Nobody teaches a heart to choose a friend like U....Good Night...

G-o to Bed O-ff the light O-ut of tension D-reams come N-ice sleep I-gnore worries G-et up earlier H-ave nice thought T-hank the GOD..
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you live in ur dreams,but dreams may die. dont get shattered,never ever cry.da world is big &has lots 2 give,pick up a new dream,4 dats da way 2 live.Good NighT.
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Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day.Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2 sleep. Hope u can fel the care that goes with it.... GOOD NIGHT..
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txt msg: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb
txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead
txt msg: i came here just 2 say gudnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u
txt msg: ur madam's lover boy

Good Morning sms

2008-12-02T10:47:00.000-08:00

Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.

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I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day

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Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

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A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!

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Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

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Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

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The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my freind

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The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning

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Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.

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The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

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It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.

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5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING

Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again."

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No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !! Good morning

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Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -

LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...

Good Morning!

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See outside the Window,

Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,

Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night

I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.

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Wishing u................

G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night

hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -

I save the money.....................

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Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng..............

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With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....

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New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness.....

Good Morning...

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Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones,Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day...

G@@d M(:)rning....

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All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who cares to color ur day...G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..

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As the sky breaks into a beautiful Sunrise ...may GOD open the window of heaven to shower U lots of blessings...Good Morning...

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Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get… Keep smiling always it increases ur face value… Good Morning and Have a terrific day…

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These are just 16 letters yet they mean so much when warmly sent just to keep in touch.

(>*<) T*A*K*E* (<<**>>)

;;''C*A*R*E*

@$##

(>>^^^<<) ##$ @ OF URSELF..$#%% Good Morning....

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5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat & say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!

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Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**

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Friend nahi to life waste,

Salt nahi to food waste,

Story nahi to cinema waste,

Mera SMS nahi to tera cell waste...!GOOD MORNING!

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MUSKAN AAPKE HOTON SE KAHIN JAYE NA,

ANSOO APKI PALKON PE KABHI AYE NA,

POORA HO AAPKA HAR KHWAB,

AUR JO POORA NA HO, VO KHWAB KABHI AAYE NA...!GOOD MORNING!

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HAR SAGAR KE DO KINARE HOTE HAIN,

KUCH LOG JAAN SE BHI PYARE HOTE HAI

YE ZARURI NAHI HAR KOI PASS HO,

KYONKI ZINDGI KI HAR SOOBHA ME YAADON KE BHI SAHAARE HOTE HAIN...!GOOD MORNING!

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when i woke up early morning birds were singing i asked them i m missing a sweet voice in u a bird replied: u still havn't said good morning to taht sweet Angel....so GooD MorninG sweet heart

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May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuu Cockacolate duuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu AVI

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Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good Morning....

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New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....

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Never blame a day in ur life...Good Days Give u happiness..Bad days give u Experience...Both are essential in life...!!! All are Gods blessings!!!...Have a nice day...

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Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom....Birds can sing,Bcoz all are waiting to see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning.....

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Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi...!!!will make u smile ...Good Morning....

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Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi,Pyare se kinare,Pyari se oss ki boonden,Pyari si thandi hawayein,Ek pyare se Dost ko puyara sa din de jaaye...Good Morning...

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Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..

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Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai, then call me up and say HI

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Whenever I look at my palm,i wonder which of those tiny cute cris cross lines made me so lucky two meet a sweet person like U Good Morning...

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One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day....Good morning...

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I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what U hav left! U just came in my mind & left

a SMILE on MY Face. Good Morning

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If u had 2 pick some1 from whome u luv & 1 who luvs U, Pick the 1 who luvs u because u can learn 2 luv some1, but can't teach any1 2luv u back!Good Morning.

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If I get ur smile, I don't need flowers, If I get ur voice, I don't need music, If u speak to me I don't any body else, If ur with me I don't need the world. luv you, Good Morning

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Khuda se koi baat anjaan nahi hoti, jab insaan ki bandagi beimaan nahi hoti, kabhi maanga hoga aapne 1 pyara sa dost, yu hi aapki hamse pehchaan nahi hoti!!

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I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u'll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me. Good Morning.

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SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,oh Ho SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day.... Good Morning

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L%k out$ide,it$ $o plea$ent* Sun is $miling 4 U* Tree$ dancing 4 U* $tanrs $inging 4 U* $ky praying 4 U* Cloud$ l%king 4 U* & ME mi$$ing & waiting 4 ur msg or call.Good Morning

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,_o/' Pleasant

'l Morning!

./L

CHEER up and REJOICE

Coz every new day brings new Life....

new blessings....

new hope!

Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING!

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Hi Good Morning...!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai...

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The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated...

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A Morning is a wonderful blessing,Either stormy or Sunny,It stands for hope,Giving us another start of what we call ...<*L*I*F*E*>...GooD MoRnInG....have A nice dAy.

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The mist turns to l,ight,Morning takes over the night..Another beautiful day dawning,Its time to wish a very Good Morning....

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Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego...Thats Good Life... *Good Morning*....

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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai Good Morning

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Cheerful people are like Sunlight.They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes....**Good Morning** to one such person...

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Life is like a Book: Each day a new page with adventures to experience, lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate. Have a COLORFUL PAGE today. Good Morning.

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Birds r chillaaying. Hen is kukdukuing. Flowers r khusbhu maaring, Moon is dubing, sun is ugging. Peakok is naaching. All r kahing Good Morning, and U R still soying......!

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Welcome the new morning with a "Smile on ur Face", "Love in ur Heart", " Good Thoughts in ur Mind" & you will hv a wonderful day. Wish you a lovely Morning.

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Agar janna chaho ki hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai, Tow barish ki boondo ko pakdo jitni tum pakdoge utna tum yaad karte ho jitni tum chhodoge utna hum yaad karte hai. Good Morning

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I was on a ship thinking of U... wen I looked down, I dropped a tear into the ocean.. Then I promised myself that untill someonenot finds it, I won't forget U... Good Morning

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I have a pair of eyes but can't C U everyday....

Have a pair of ears, but can't hear ur voice everyday....

But I do have a heart... that cares for you everyday. Good Morning.

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Stars r seen 2gether, yet they r so far apart, True friends may not meet everyday but remember they r always linked heart 2 heart. Good Morning

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Savera kya hua, Sitaron ko bhool gaye, suraj kya aya, chand ko bhool gye. Gujre kya pal hamare SMS ke bina, aap hume SMS karna bhool gye.... Good Morning dost

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Happiness Keeps U SWEET, Trials Make U STRONG, Sorrows Keeps U HUMBLE, Sucess Keeps You GLOWING. Wish u a lovely and sweet morning, Gud Day

My Dard SMS

2008-12-02T10:23:00.000-08:00

Zindigi bahut kuch sikhati hai,kabhi hasati hai kabhi rulati hain,apne se jyada kisi per bharosa mat karna dost,andhere mein to parchayi bhi saath chod jaati hai

जिंदिगी बहुत कुछ सिखाती है,कभी हसती है कभी रुलाती हैं,अपने से ज्यादा किसी पर भरोसा मत करना दोस्त,अँधेरे में तो परछाई भी साथ छोड़ जाती है

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Tanhaiyon mein katti hamari raatein hain,Na jaane unki yeh yaadein kyon aati hain,Humne apne dil se chaha hai unhe,Shayad yahi wajah hai ki hum pasand na aaye unhe.
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Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,Bhari Barsaat mein jaise phool bikhar pade,Dukh yeh nahi ki unhone hume alvida kaha,dukh to yeh hain ki uske baad woh khud ro pade

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Suna hai wo jate hue kah gaye ke ab
to hum sirf tumhare khwabo me aayenge,koi kah de unse ki wo wada to kare,hum umar bhar ke liye so jayenge

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Najre jhukha ke kisi se IJHAR na karna,Najre utha ke kisi se INKAR na karnaKhud to tadpte ho kisi ki yad me rat rat bhar Aur hamse kahte ho kisi se pyar na karna....

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Majbori Hamari Wo Jaan Na Sakai..Armano Ko Hamare Wo MAn Na Sakai......Wo Kehte Hai Hammai Mar Kar Bhi Chahenge....Zinda Jo Hame Pehchan Na Sakai....!

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Sabhi ko kuch nahi milta,Nadi ki her lehar ko sahil nahi milta,yeh dil walon ki duniya hai dost ,Kisi ko dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta

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Naa Sar Jhukao Pathar Ke AageyKe Woh Devta Hojaye...Naa Karo Kisi Se Itni Mohabbat Ke Woh Bewafa Hojaye...

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Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte NahiHota Nahi Humse Ishq BayaanUnhe Kaise Bataoon Dil Ki LagiKaise Sikhaoon Aankhon Ki Zubaan
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Ishq Wale ankhon ki baat samajh lete hai.Sapnoo me miljayen tu mulaqat samajh letai hai. Rootha tu asmaan be hai pyaar ke liya.Magar Zameen wala usko barsat samjh latai hai.......

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Jakham Jab Mere Seene ke Bhar Jayenge,Aansu bhi Moti Bankr Bikhar Jayenge.Ye Matt Puchna Kis-Kis ne Dhokha Diya,Varna Kuch Apno ke bhi Chehre Utar Jayenge. ____________ ____

Gila aap se nahi koi,Gila hum apni majbooriyon se karte hain.Aap aaj hamare karib naa sahi.....Mohabbat to hum aapki dooriyon se bhi karte hain.

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JANE KYA MUZHSE ZAMANA CHAHTA HAI..MERA DIL TODKAR MUZHE HANSANA CHAHTA HAI..JANE KYA BAAT CHALAKTI HAI MERE CHEHRE SE...JO HAR SHAKS MUZHE AAZMAAANA CHAHTA HAI!!!!!

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Kab Se Tere Intezaar Main..., Dil Lagaaye Tere Dedaar Ko Beithe Hai...;Teri koyal se aawz kanon me pade ye...,Tamanna Lagaaye Hum Bhi Bheithey Hai..!!!

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DIL JEET LE WO JIGAR HAM BHE RAKHTEY HAIN.QATAL KARDEY WO NAZAR HAM BHE RAKHTEY HAIN.AAP SE WADA HEY HAMESHA MUSKURANEY KA.WERNA AANKHON MEIN SAMANDAR HAM BHE RAKHTE HAIN.

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tumne Chaha Nahin Halat Badal Sakte The, Tere Aansu Meri Aankho Se Nikal Sakte The, Tum To Thahre Zheel Ke Pani Ki Tarah, Dariya Me Milte To Bhi Bahut Dur Nikal Sakte The

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nafrat thi to izhaar kyon kia.dena tha zaher to pyar kyon kia.de kar zaher kahtey ho peena he hoga.jab peegaye zaher to ab kahtey ho ab jeena he hoga.

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Zaroori to nahin Jeene ke liye sahara ho Zaroori to nahin hum jinke hain vo hamara ho Kuch Kashtiyaan doob bhi jaati hain...Zaroori to nahin ke har Kashti ka koi kinara ho.... ____________ ____

mohabbat jab sukun e Zindagi barbad karti haito lab khamosh aur nazar fariyad karti hainigahe raho pe aise jam jati haiki duniya unko dekhkar hamko yaad karti hai..

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Insano ke kandho mein insaan jaa rahe the....Kafno mein lipte kuch armaan jaa rahe the....jinhe mili bewafai mohabbat mein,wafa ki talaash mein woh samshaan jaa rahe the......
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Ek pal main sadiyon ka maza hum se poocheyedo din ki zindagi ka maza hum se poocheyebhoole hain rafta rafta unhe muddaton me humkistoon main khudkushee ka maza hum se poocheye ____________ ____

Dil ttutta to ek awaz aayee..Cheer ke dekha to ek cheez nikal aayee..Socha kya hoga is khali dil me???jab paane dhokhar dekha to.......
AAPKI TASVEER NAZAR AAYEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Apni zindagi khud banaai jaati haiDoosaron ko ye kaam na doPyaar nibhane mein kami reh jaati haiLakeeron ko ilzaam na do

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Chah kar to koi bewafa nahi hota hain,kuch to majboori hoti hain.Sirf kasoor to uska nahi hota,kuch to aapki ada ka bhi kasoor hota hain......

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hum apni wafa ka yakin tumko dila na saketumse gaye door kya, fir paas aa na sakeIss kadar toot kar chaha tujhekey tere baad hum kisi aur ko chah na sake

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Apni wafaa ka yakin tumko dilaa na sake,Uss pyaari si muskaan ko apna banaa na sake.Iss kadar toot gaye tuze chaahate chaahate,Ke hum un toote hue tukdon ko firr milaa na sake.

April Fool SMS | April Fool Hindi Messege

2008-12-02T10:22:00.000-08:00

U are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

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WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

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Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.

Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

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I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

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SomeOne..

MiSSES U..

NeeDS U..

Worries About U

Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN

... THE ZOO ...

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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...

Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

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You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420

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We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

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U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
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For pepsi "shahrukh"

For coke "aamir"

For mirinda "vivek"

For fanta "rani"

& For Thums Up "Akshay"

Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!
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When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
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In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
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If u don't mind

If u don't feel bad

If don't hesitate

Please......

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss......

kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......
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I

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you...

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.
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Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
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I Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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Roses are Red
Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
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Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
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When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

Dard bhara Hindi SMS

2008-12-02T10:18:00.000-08:00

Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aataIsiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gayeMeri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar thaIsiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye....

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Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baitheHum nadani mein pyar kar baitheDil ko apne khud thokar maar baitheEk bewafaa se murhum ki umeed kar baithe

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Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad raha,Sadiyan beet gayi jisme wo lamha yaad raha,Na jane kya baat thi unme,Sari mehfil bhul gaye bus wo hi ek chahra yaad raha...

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Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya haiIs bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya haiUnhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai.......

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Kabhi kabhi ye dil jaroor rota hai,jab koi apna mil kar nazron se door hota hai.kyun roti hai kambakht yeh ankhe,kyun ki dil se jayada inka hi kasoor hota hai...

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Wada kar ke jo mukar jate hainWoh log sab se jyada kareeb hote hainWaqt to chalta hai chal ke badalta haiPar ye log waqt se pehle hi badal jate hain..

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Khaali shishe bhi nishaan rakhte hain,Tute hue dil bhi armaan rakhte hai... Jo khaamoshi se guzar jaaye, Woh dariyaa bhi dil me toofan rakhte hai...

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woh hume bulne ki baat karte hai zara unse pucho who hume kab yaad karte hai Jo karte the kabhi humse bahot mohabbat Aaj akele rehne ki baat karte hai-Hassan

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Ishq dariya hai jiska sahil nahi hota, Har dil mohabbat ke kabil nahi hota, Rota woh bhi hai joh duba ishq-e-sagar me, Aur rota woh bhi hai jise ishq hasil nahi hota…

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Waqat badalta hai zindagi ke sathzindagi badalti hai mohabbat ke sathMuhabbat nahi badalta apno ke sathBus apne badal jate hain waqat ke sath....

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Jab bhi yaad aati hai muskura lete haikuch palo ke liye har gam bhula dete haikaise bhig sakti hai palke aap keaap ke hisse ke aansu to hum baha lete hai-hassan

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Duniya mein kisi se kabhi pyar mat karna,Apne anmol aansoo iss tarah bekar mat karna,Kaante to phir bhi daman tham lete hain ,Phulon pe iss tarah kabhi aitebar mat karna..

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Kuchh log aise hote hain jo pal bhar me paraya kar jatey hainManzil ko dekhtey hi ek pal me rasta badal jatey hainJate jate dil se woh kuchh is kadar khel ke jatey hain Jiski aag me hum umra bhar baas jaltey hi reh jatey hain..

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Zindagi se wafa hamne bhi ki hain bahot par Gamon ke siva aur kuch mila bhi to nahi,Ek tujhko pakar bahut khush tha main ,Par sath tera manzil tak mila bhi to nahi-Hassan Ali

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"Kafan se mat dhako mere is chehre ko, mujhe aadat hai muskuraane ki ... Mat Dafnaao muzhe Kabarr me, Mujhe ab bhi umeed hai kisi ke aane ki "

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Ek khoobsoorat dhokha hai ishq yaaro,Hai har mohobbat ek jhoot yaaro,Jitni khoobsoorat ho sajan utni gehri hai wo bewafaai yaaro, Na yakin ho, to mere mehboob ki tasveer hi dekhlo yaaro..."

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Paas aakar yun hum tum dur kyon ho gayePal bhar mein hi khayal kyon tinko mein bikhar gayeTeri mauzudgi ka ehsaas ab tanhayee main hota haiJab aankon se teri yaad paani bankar nikalti hai

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Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmon par na ja,Mere seenay main kai aur bhi gam paltey hain,Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum hai magar,Meri aankhon main udaasi kay diye jalte hain.

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zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai,koi milgaya to koi bichad gaya,jinhein maanga tha humne duaoon mein, wo kisi aur ko bin maange hi milgaya......

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Unke chehre pe is kadar noor hai k unki yaad mein rona bhi manzoor hai bewafa bhi nahin keh sakte unko pyaar to humne kiya, wo to bekasoor hai-Hassan

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Dard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam to aya, khali hi sahi hathon me jaam to aaya main hoon bewafa sabko bataya usne, yun hi sahi uske labon pe mera naam to aaya

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Hale dil apna unhe sunate hainAur Vo muskurakar dil jalate hainKal tak jo kehte thi ki hum phool khilayengeAaj apne haaton se chaman jalate hain

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Din bhar soch mein doobon raaton ko chain nahinKaise keh doon dil mein ab koi nahinDoor tu hai par mohabbat tere liye kam nahin Duniya kya samjhe bewafaa tu hai hum nahin

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Chaand se puchho ya mere dil se,Tanha kaise raat bitayee jaati hai...Ghaat-ghaat par phirne wale kya jaane,Shabnam se bhi pyaas bujhayee jaati hai.....

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Dil ko adat si ho gayi hai chot khane kiBhingi palkon ke sang muskurane kiKash anjaam hum pehle se jaan jaateTo koshish na karte dil lagane ki

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Woh mile humko kahani bankarDil mein rahe pyar ki nishani bankarHum jinhe jagah dete hai aankhon ke andarWoh aksar nikal jaate hai paani bankar

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Khuda tumhe har dukh se door rakheteri palkon se har hanju door rakhehamari yahi guzarish hai unse ke jitna bhi ho hamare darmiyaan faasla vo apne dil se na hamein kabhi door rakhe

The Best Heart Touching SMS

2008-12-02T10:16:00.000-08:00

Kis qadar khoob hai dillagi aapki,Aaj bhi dil mein basi hai mohabat aapki,Jab bhi fursat k lamhay miley humein,Dil ne mehsoos hi hai kami aapki....

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Koi dukh na ho koi ghum na ho,Koi aankh kabhi num na ho,Koi dil kisi ka tore na,Koi sath kisi ka chore na,Bas piyar ki nadiyan behti ho,Kaash k Duniya aisi ho.....

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Hum nazuk nazuk dil waleyKabhi hastey hain kabhi rotey hainKabhi dil mein khwab parotey hain,Kabhi mehfil mehfil phirtey hain,Kabhi zaat mein gum ho jatey hain,Kabhi chup ki mohar sajatey hain,Kabhi geet labon par atey hain,Kabhi sab ka dil behlatey hain,Kabhi khud tanha ho jate hain,Kabhi shab bhar jagtey rehtey hain,Kabhi lambi taan k sotey hain,Hum nazuk nazuk dil waley Bas apney aap mein rehtey hain...

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Jin rahon pe ik umer tere sath raha hun,Kuch roz se wo raste sunsan bohat hain..Mil jao kabhi laut k phir aon na shayed,Kamzor hun mein rah mein tufan bohat hain..Ik tum hi nahi meri judai mein pareshan,Hum bhi tu teri chah mein veeran bohat hain..Ik tark-e-wafa pe mein usay kaise bhula dun,Mujh per abhi os shakhs k ehsan bohat hain..Bhar aaien na aankhein tu mein ik bat bataon,Ab tujh se bicher jane k imkan bohat hain....

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Jo aansoo na hote aankhon mein,Tu aankhein itni haseen na hotin..Jo dard na hota dil mein,Tu khushion ki qeemat pata na hoti..Jo bewafai na ki hoti waqt ne,Tu wafa ki kabhi chahat na hoti..Or aggar sochne se poori ho jatin muradein,Tu duaon ki kabhi zaroorat na hoti....

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Meri aankhon ka noor tha ek shakhs,Paas reh ker bhi durr tha ek shakhs,Zamane ki hawaon ne badel diya ho shayed,Pehley tu na itna maghroor tha ek shakhs,Jatey huay us ne palatt k bhi na dekha,Khuda jane kis qadar majboor tha ek shakhs,Zamana chahey jo bhi kahey mujhko,Mein tu yehi kahonga 'mere dil ka saroor tha ek shakhs'...

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Humare aansu ponch k woh muskurate hain,Isi aada se woh dil ko churate hain,Hath unka chhu jaye humare chehre ko,Isi umeed pe hum khud ko roz rulate hain...

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Khwab bann k koi ayega tu neend ayegi,Ab wohi aa k sulayega tu neend ayegi..Dil ki wo bat jo aankhon se bayan hoti hai,Koi honton se sunayega tu neend ayegi....

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Ishq mohabat tu sab kerty hain,Ghum-e-judai se wo sab dartey hain,Hum tu na ishq kerty hain na mohabat,Bas doston ki ek muskurahat k liye sms kerty hain...

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I am not 'Shakespeare' 2 Write about U,I am not 'Shelley' 2 Sing about U,I am not 'Piccaso' 2 Paint U,I am ur 'Friend' who just want 2 say..I am Always with U..!!!

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The worst thing in life is 'attachment' .It hurts when u loose it..The best thing in life is 'lonliness'.Bcoz,It teaches u everything& so,when u loose it,U get everything.. ..!

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Chahat mein kisi ka imtehan mat lena,Jo nibha na sako wo wada wafa na dena,Jise tum bin jeenay ki aadat na ho,Usay kabhi jeenay ki dua na dena...

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Baat rakhi dil mein, baat keh na sakey..Yaad kiya aapko tu saans le na sakey..Poocha kisi ne dil ko k, tu ne sachi dosti kis se ki..Jantey thy phir bhi aapka naam le na sakey...

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Meri har wafa pe aap bhi wafa kerna,Na kabhi dosti mein dagha kerna,Apni dosti ka sooraj kabhi ghuroob na ho,Aey dost khuda se bas yehi dua kerna...

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Humne mangi hai mohabat na wafa mangi hai,Humne tu sirf dosti ki inteha mangi hai,Khuda se kuch nahin manga humne,Bas dost ki khushiyon bhari zindagi ki dua mangi hai...

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Ajeeb shakhs tha kaisa mizaaj rakhta tha,Paas reh ker bhi mujhse ikhtelaf rakhta tha,Usay shayad kisi aur se mohabbat thi,Humse se tu bas yunhi mazaq rakhta tha...

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Hum ek bar jeetey hain,Ek bar martey hain,Ek bar piyar kartey hain,Dil bhi ek bar daitey hain,Jab hum har kam ek bar kartey hainTu aapko miss kiyun bar bar kartey hain...??

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Kuch es tarhan se wafa ki missal deta hun,Sawal kerta hai koi tu taal deta hun,Usi se kehta hun aksar fareeb manzil ka,Mein jis k paon se kanta nikal deta hun...

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Dil torna saza hai mohabat ki,Dil jorna adaa hai dosti ki,Manngay jo qurbaniyan wo hai mohabat,Aur jo bin manngay qurban ho jaye wo hai dosti...

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Zindagi se poochiye ye kiya chahti hai,Bas ek aapki waffa chahti hai,Kitni masoom aur nadan hai ye,Khud bewaffa hai aur waffa chahti hai...

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Bicher jana tu os k liye maenay nahin rakhta,Jafaon ka apni hissab wo zabani nahin rakhta,Rota nahin ya osay rona nahin aata,Sungdil hai ya phir aankhon mein pani nahin rakhta....

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Aashna hotey huay bhi aashna koi nahin,Jantey hain sab mujhy pehchanta koi nahin,Mukhtasir lafzon mein ye hai mizaj-e-dosti,Rabta beshak hai sab se wasta koi nahin...

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Janey kiyun log doston ko bhula detey hain,Kuch pal sath rehney k baad durr chaley jatey hain,Sach hi kehti hai ye duniya k,Saagar milney k baad log barish ko bhula detey hain...

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Bari koshish k baad osay bhula diya,Oski yadon ko dil se mita diya,Ek din phir oska paigham aya likha tha mujhy bhul jao,Or mujhy bhula hua har lamha yad dila diya...

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Bicherty waqt osne kaha thaNa sawal kerna na jawab milegaMujhy bhul jana qarar milega..
Hum os maqam per thyNa sawal kiya na jawab milaNa bhul sakey na qarar mila...

Students Exams SMS collection

2008-12-02T10:07:00.000-08:00

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".

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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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Burraaah......

Sara syllabus padh liya...

Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...

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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

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Love and Romantic SMS

2008-12-01T14:07:00.000-08:00

Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you
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Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you
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Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, hé :-) .... me too xxx
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In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
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Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..
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When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession
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I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
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I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.…
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Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
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Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
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The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.
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Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!
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Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
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I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say.
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Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
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Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
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It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!
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I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say
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If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life
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If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
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3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
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To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world
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the hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else
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If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !
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The world is so more beautiful with you around!
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All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.
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A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.
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Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.
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Real love is the history of enormous patience.
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Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.
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(\_/)(=.=)(")(")a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...
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Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...
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Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

Funny & Love text SMS messages

2008-12-01T13:19:00.000-08:00

The one thing we can get enough of is love And the one thing we never give enough is love.
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If you truly love some one then the only thing you want for them is t be happy …. Even if its not with you.
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I have no regrets i will never regret loving some one because the feeling of love for five minutes is greater than an eternity of hurt.
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Expect the people you love to be better it helps them to become better But you don’t get upset when they fail it helps them keep trying
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The begning of love is to let those wo love be perfectly them selves and not to twist them to fit our own image otherwise we only love the reflections of ourselves we find and them.
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When u feel hot and warm at the same time, when u read over the same line for the tenth time, when you heart and thoughts some one how appear rhyme and when a simple name conquers ur whole mind then ur in deep trouble my friend … u are in what they call “love”.
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Many a man in love with a dimple mistake the mistake if marrying the whole girl.
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You can’t buy love , but u can pay havely for it.
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A bells not a bell til u ring it a song’s not a song till u sing it love in ur heart wasn’t put there to stay love isn’t love till u give it away!
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Love is giving some one the ability of destroy You and trusting them not do.
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Pure love and suspiscion cannot dwell together at the door where the letter enters the former makes its exit – alexendre dumas.
****************************** Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun don’t move , doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt i love you - willaim shakespeare.
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Men love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the loneliness that lives in them, and need some one in whom they can lose themselves, as smoke loses itself in the sky .
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Absence is to be love as wind is to fire:
it extingushis the small and kindles the great
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There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...
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I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
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There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!
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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
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When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?
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The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
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The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.
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In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
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What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.
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Trouble is a part of your life and if you don’t share it, you don’t give the person who love you love a chance to love you enough
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Love has nothing to do with what you expected to give which everything.
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Just because some body does.’t love you the way you want them to doesn’t mean they don’t love with all they have.
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You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.
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If you have love in your life it can make up far a great many things u lackIf you don’t have it no matter what else there is it’s not enough.

Free Love SMS / Valentine’s day sms / text messages

2008-12-01T13:08:00.000-08:00

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!
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There's a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when U R gone. Mend me 2 ur side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, wat's simple is true, I love you.
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You showed me how it is to be loved. Now I know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.
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LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD - ThE DeEpEr yOu FaLL iN iT ThE HaRdeR iT iS tO GeT OuT.
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Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; love like you can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow.
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Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew.
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I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not
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Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
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The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.
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There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.
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Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.
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People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again
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I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.
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It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
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It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.
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Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.
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No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
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WOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE... **********************************
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.
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Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

Quotes SMS | Quotes Text Message

2008-12-01T12:59:00.000-08:00

"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined" (Henry David Thoreau)
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"Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you'll never cease to grow" (Anthony J. D'Angelo)
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" It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question" (Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes)
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"A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary" (Thomas Carruthers)
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Why is it that the teaching is the last thing I have time for?" (Judy Domeny Bowen)
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"Successful teachers are effective in spite of the psychological theories they suffer under." (Educational Proverb)
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"Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love" (Hamilton Wright Mabi)
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"Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the community to which your later work belongs." (Einstein)
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"When teaching, light a fire, don't fill a bucket." (Dan Snow)
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"To teach well, we need not say all that we know, only what is useful for the pupil to
hear" (Anon.)
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -- Victor Borge
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Start every day with a smile and get it over with. -- W.C. Fields
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -- Will Rogers
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. -- Mickey Rooney
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. -- Tim Allen
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If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.-Albert Einstein
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get intothe office.- Robert Frost
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.- Franklin P. Jones
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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?-Jean Cocturan
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.- Jerry Seinfeld
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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.- Darrin Weinberg
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"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."-Albert Einstein
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"Everyone has a talent, what is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads." (Erica Jong)
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The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Nietzsche)
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"I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers." (Kahlil Gibran)
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life." (Chinese Proverb)
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"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon)
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"I not only use all the brains I have but all that I can borrow." (W. Wilson)
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"If you want happiness for a lifetime, help someone else." (Chinese Proverb)
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"Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave." (Henry Peter Broughan)
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"A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money" (Anonymous)
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To waken interest and kindle enthusiasm is the sure way to teach easily and successfully"(Tyron Edwards)
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"He who dares to teach must never cease to learn" (Anonymous)
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"I am almost overwhelmed by the courage and dedication of teachers" (Sylvia Solomon)
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... -- Sir Norman Wisdom
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One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. -- Edgar Watson Howe
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! -- Doug Larson
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A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie! -- Eric Bolton
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. -- Erno Philips
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I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. -- Robert Paul
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's liv! es teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. -- Phyllis Diller
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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Allen
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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. -- Erica Jong
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. -- Elbert Hubbard
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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -- Wendell Johnson
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In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. -- Joey Adams
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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. -- Henry Youngman
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Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ? -- Benny Hill

Wise Words SMS

2008-12-01T12:24:00.000-08:00

We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.
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Lucky is a man who is the first love of a woman, luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man
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What touches us the most is... Being hurt by some1 U Trust A Lot... .... OR .... Being Trusted by some1 U have Hurt a Lot...
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When a baby born he/she will cry near by all are happy, when anyone die he/she will be plesant but near by all are cry. See how this world is unfair
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Coincidence decides whom u meet in life,Ur heart decides whom u want to stay in ur life... Destiny decides who will get to stay in ur life...
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Life is a BOOK We all read it, Love is BLESSING we all need it,

Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE,

Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!
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IF SUMEONE TROWS STONE TOWARDS U ,TROW LOVE TOWARDS HIM.bUT IF SUMONE THROW LOVE TOWRDS U ,THEN SITV FOR A WHILE & THINK COZ LOVE HURTS U MORE THAN STONE.
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Dont take life too seriously,Always find time to laugh... Remember that laughter not only adds years to ur life,But adds more Life to ur Years....
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The happiest pe(" ._. ")ple don't have EVERYTHING in life. They just make THE BEST of everything that life brings their way
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DREAM makes all things possible.HOPES makes all things work.LOVE makes all above possbile so ALWAYS SMILE!..
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Life is only traveled ONCE,Today's MOMENT becomesTOMORROW's MEMORY.Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself....
****************************** Care is the sweetest form of love, so wen any1 says "TAKE CARE" its as good as saying, "I'll keep u in my heart till its very last beat"
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A Loving Sister glows like star in brothers soul
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Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful
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Better be careful about what u like to get in life,OTHERWISE You will have to like what you get in life.
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It is not what happens to you but HOW you react to it that matters
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Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful....
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GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive
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A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life..
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Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding, Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity, Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego...Thats Good Life...
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What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.
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Thoughts are too deep to be expressed and are too strong to be supressed
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life is like an ice-cream,eat it before it melts.
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In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason.But when LOVE is real,It becomes ur PLAN for life and ur reason for living.
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Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success...
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What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again , and he enjoys it
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When GOD drops needles and pins along ur path in LIFE, dont stay away, instead pick them up and collect them, they were designed to be STRONG!
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Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.
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Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!
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Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules....
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GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So make the best move before CHECKMATE....
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Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!
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The best way to be boring is leaving nothing out
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Don`t hurt anyone! It only takes few seconds to hurt people you love and it takes years to heal.
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Don't be special to become special, Be ordinary to become special..
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Shoot for the moon if you will miss,you will be still high.

Wise Words SMS Messages

2008-12-01T12:09:00.000-08:00

If you want something you have never had,You must be willing to do something you have never done.
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A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited ENTHUSIASM
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Kindness in words creates confidence, Kindness in thinking creates profoundness, Kindness in giving creates love
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To love is nothing, To be loved is something, To love and be loved is everything.
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Enjoy Your Life Today Because Yesterday Has Gone and Tomorrow May Never Come.
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It takes years to build trust but few seconds to destroy it.
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Be a diode to remove -ve thinking, A transistor to amplify the Character.... A resistor to drop Badhabits, A capacitor to store Good thoughts..
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Life is like cotton-Dont make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow.But make it lighter by letting it blow in the Wind of Joy!!!....

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'The way u to be happy is to make others happy'. Consider this in your whole life.
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A smile makes us look younger. while prayers make us feel stronger. and friends.? They make us enjoy life forever
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A smile is a language even a baby understands. It costs nothing but it creates much. It happens in a flash but the memory of it may last forever. Keep on smiling!
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Life is a game sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. But no matter what your cards in life, whether club, spade or diamond. Always remember never play with out a Heart!
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Life is a one-way street. No matter how many detours you take, none of them leads back. So enjoy life every moment as none of them will happen the same way again
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Be a person full of love and life, stay simple and be happy... When things go wrong don't go blue, Just pray and say I will get through, Always remember God Loves You!
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Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness... and trimmed with kisses and smiles,given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life.
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Everything in life is temporary coz everything changes! That's why it takes great courage to love, knowing it might end anytime... but having the faith it'll last forever.
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A careless word may kindle strife, A cruel word may wreck a life, A timely word may level stress.. A loving word may heal and bless.
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Dont go the way life takes you. Take the life the way you go. And remember you are born to live and not living because you are born!
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Loved one's are medicines 4 any kind of wound in the world. But there's no medicine in the world 4 a wound given by loved one's.
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"its better to be in love and lost than to never have fallen in one"
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2 love without condition, 2 talk without intention, 2 give without reason. n care care without expectation is the art of true relation
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Its not a mistake to do a mistake but its a mistake to repeat a mistake.
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I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,

But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.
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Every relationship strats wid a smile grows wid a kiss and ends wid a tear

Funny Friendship Hindi SMS Message Joke

2008-12-01T11:32:00.000-08:00

Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki,
Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,
Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi,
ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..

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Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai ...paisa... ...mout... ...aur... ... aur... ...aur... mera SMS..

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Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye
Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye
Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye
Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.

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D se Dosti, D se Dil,
D se Dard, D se Dillagi,
D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako...

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Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai,
Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai...

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Promise me v r true frindz, i'm lamp ur lite, i'm coke ur sprite, i'm saawan u r baadal, i'm normal ur pagal. ha ha ha

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Sabse intelligent koun: , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM

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Kalam uthai hai lafz nahi milta , Jisko dhoond rahay hain who shaks nahi milta, Phirtay hain who zamanay ki talash mein ,Bas hamaray liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!

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Dil ko aram milta hai tujhay pane se, Meri sans main sans hai bas tere hi aane se, kaise tuh chor jati hai mujhay bhari mehfil main tanha, kya dar lagta hai tujhe mere karib aane say.

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Jo kissi kissi ki milay who pyaarJo naseeb waloo ko milay who hai apun ka sms!!!

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Ga saku aap ka nagma, Wo saaz kahase lau, Suna saku kuch aap ko, Wo andaz kahase lau, Youn to chaand taroon ki tareef karma aasan hai…, Kar sako aap ki tareef wo alfaz kahan say lau….

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Qayamat tak tujahy yaad karenge, Teri her baat per aitbaar karenge, Tujhe sms karne ko to nahi kahain gay, Par phir bhi teray sms ka intzaar karenge.

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Is kadar hamari doosti ka imtihan na lijiye!, Kyon ho khafa yeh bayan to kijiye!, Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gay galti!, Yu sms na karke hame saza to na dijiye!

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Kismet toot gai, Dil kay taray toot gaye, Who bhi rooth gayi, Sapnay bhi toot gay, Khazanay main rakhay the sirf do aansoo, Jab yaad aai unki to woh bhi lutt gaye.

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Kayi raaz aise hotay hain jo dikhaye nahin jatae, Kayi kissae aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, Kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jate, Aur kuch aap jaise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.

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Humse door jao ge kaise, Dil se hume bhulaoge kaise, Hum to vo khushbo hain jo aap ki sanso mein baste hain, Khud ki sanso ko rook pao gay kaise

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Dil ka rishta hai hamara, Dil ke kone mein hai naam tumhara, Her yaad mein hai chehra tumhara, Sms nahi to kia hua zindagi bharSaath nibhane ka wada hai humara.

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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai humne, Apni alag dunya basa rakhi hai humne, Is umeed ke saath ke sms aayga aapka, Mobile per nazrein jama rakhi hain humne.

urdu Friendship SMS | hindi Friendship SMS

2008-12-01T11:15:00.000-08:00

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaati hain, Par bari mushkil se wadde nibhai jaati hain, Le jati he mohabbat un raho par, Jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hein
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Muskara do zara khuda ke waste,
Sama-e-mehfil me roshni kum hai,
Tum hamare nahi to kia ghum hai,
Hum tumhare tu hain yeh kia kum hai.
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Phool khilte rahein zindigi ki raah mein, Hassi chamakti rahe aap ki nigah mein, Kadam kadam per mile khushi ki bahar aap ko, Dil deeta hai yehi dua baar baar aapko.
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If friends were flowers I would not pick you!
I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
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When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u.
When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u.
When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
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A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
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There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

Apology & Sorry SMS messages

2008-12-01T10:28:00.000-08:00

I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i

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Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...

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< ( . . )>
/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!

< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..!

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I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.

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SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.

Funny sms Hindi | Friendship sms

2008-12-01T09:49:00.000-08:00

INGREDIENTS:
10g hasit,
10g oyar,
20g sukh dukh share karne ka vada,
5g kasme thodi si takrar,
50g kabhi na khatam hone wali batain.
RESULT: FRIENDS 4 EVER!

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pool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, zaindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.!

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Apni fariyaad meri ki meinu yaad rakhi, Mere naal beete pal abaad rakhi,
jo ve pyar karde ne tenu unna wichon mera pyaar yaad rakhi,
bhave meinu sabna toh baad rakhi......

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Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

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Is kadar hamari Dosti ka imtehan na lijiye!
Kyo ho khafa ya bayan to Kijiye!
Kar digiye maaf agar ho gayi galti!yu SMS na karke hame SAZA to na Digiye!

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Dil ka rishta hai humara, Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumhara,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumhara,
SMS nahi to kya hoa Zindagi bhar saath nibhana ka wada hai humara!

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Qayamat tak tujhae yaad karenge, Teri har baat per atibar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ka tu nahi kahenge, Per phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karengay.

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Aap jaise log kuch khass lagte hian.
Man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka SMS is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakhte hai.!

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Zindagi behaal hai Sur hai naa taal hai,msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki SMS factory me hadtal hai, yaar kuch tu bhejo ya meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.!

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Is dil main yaadon ke male hian,
Tum bin bohut akele hain,
Sab kuch chorke tume SMS kar rele hian,
Dekho hum kitne wale hian.!

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Life brings KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GUM
it end NA TUM JANO NAHUM,
So lets do MASTI 2gether,
who knows KAL HO NA HO,
out when ever u need a friend, MAIN HOON NA!

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Mere SMS je charche jahan main hone lage,
log mere diwane hone lage, khushnasib ho tum,
jo tumhae SMS mila, jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak patak ke rone lage!

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Ajnabi galeyon se hum guzra nahi karte, Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,ya dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai, warna itnay SMS kise ko kiya nahi karte...

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Words begins with.. A B C nUmbers begins with..1 2 3 mUsic beging with.. sa re ga but friendship begins with HUM TUM!!
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ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is SMS padne wale dost koi paisa dedo,
yeh mujhay SMS nahi karta !

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Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad karoo, pyar nahi tu shikayat kiya karoo, itna bhi gair na samjho ke baat hi na kiya karoo, phone nahi tu SMS hi kya karoo!

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Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai, aur Dr ne kaha hay ki khoob sare sms ki bottle chadni pedegi so plz donate SMS, its urgent..

SMS in Hindi - "Friendship"

2008-12-01T09:41:00.000-08:00

Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai ,
Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara ,
Pukarne Wala KoiGair Nahin Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara

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Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha,
dharti ko moot aye to dafnao kaha,
sagarmain leher uthe to chupao kaha,
ap jese dost ki yaad aye to jao kaha.

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Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge jab bhule se kabhi hum yaad
aayeengeahsas hoga tumhein humari dosti ka jab duur bahat duur hum tum se chale jayeenge.

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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghass ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwass ho tum,
Per jo bhi ho yaar,
Dost jhakass ho tum...

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Laher aati hai, Kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil main simat jati hai.
dono main farak sirf itna hai, lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt atti hai!

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Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai,
padhe bhi to kya padei yaar mujhe mobile me bhi tere teritasveer nazar ati hai!

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jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, hum ko bhi koi ek shaks yaad ayega,
tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke gamon ko, Jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega!

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Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL bana tha per MUMTAZ mili nahi,
ab kismat khuli, shadi hue,
ab TAJMAHAL banana chahta hon,
per ya MUMTAZ marti nahi!
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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghass ho tum,Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwass ho tum, Per jo bhi ho yaar, Dost jhakass ho tum...

Friendship English SMS Text Messages

2008-12-01T09:16:00.000-08:00

Longest love is mother's love,Shotest love is other love, Sweetest love is Lover's love, but Strongest love is friend love., like u and me!
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MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot!
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Days are too BUSY.. Hours are too FEW.. Seconds are too FAST.. but there is Always a time for me to ask.. How R U? n Hope Ur FINE.. MISS U!
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Arre..listen.. 2ppl were askin me ur details 2 day. I gave them ur address n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY & HAPPINES.!!!
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Conducting a blood test on u... testing... testing in progress... result: SORRY HIV+(HONEY IN VEINS) ur full of honey no wonder ur so sweet!
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Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk, Bread W/o butter,Salad W/o onion, Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice, Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U! ***************************
I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely!
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F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SCRROW!.. N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! tats YOU my FRIEND..
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Dont" keep me in ur eyes, i may fall as tears keep me in ur heart, so that ur every "Heart Beat" may remainds u thats there is "someone 4 u".
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There's st@ry behind every friendship. Each friend we make is start @f each st@ry, our st@ry had a w@nderful begining.. H@pe this st@ry,never has an ending!
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In the rythm of life, we sometimes find oureslves out of tune, but as long as there r friends like u to provide the melody - the music play on.
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Know what makes me happy wen u msg me? Not ur jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that "APPEARS" on the call when it beeps knowing that u remember me.!
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When we sigh about our problam, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E, But when we lough about them.. they become O O O O O O bubbles! Have a bubbly life!
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Love is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it dies, if u hold it slightly , it flies, plz take good care of it.. DOn't Luv 1, don't Luv2, but Luv 1 who Luvs u!
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Freindship happens inside the heart, Slient.. Unwritten.. Unnbreakable by distance..Unchangeable by time.. Once a Friend, always a Freind.!
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Earth wants water, Flower wants dew, I want nothing but a BIG SMILE from u!
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If time slips away without a word from Me, u dont have 2 worry abt our Relationship bcoz feelings beyond words will always keep me with ur heart.!
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Friends are like a shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!
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Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE- just do it, not like PEPSI- yeh dil mange more,not like WILLS- made 4 each other , But like LIC- zindagi k sath bhi , zindagi ke baad bhi!
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For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!
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Notice ur phone got heavier with this message ? it contains load of love. affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a nice sleep Good nite!
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A friend gives hope when life is low, A friend is a place you've no where to go,A friend is honest,friend is true, A friend is percious, A friend is you.!!!
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plants are green and earth is blue, why ur so nice to me i want a clue, What ever may be the resone like u , b'coz in world like this, i will never get a friend like you!
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1 advice-take care, 1 Request-dont change, 1 Wish dont forget me, 1 Lie-I Hate U, 1 Truth-I Miss U, 1 Hope-We 'll always be Good Friend!
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If i get ur Smile, I dont need Flowers,If i get ur Voice, I dont need Music, If u speack to me, I dont need anybody else,U just b my Friend, I dont need the world!
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Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight a little more "WE" & a little Less "I"!
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keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love, bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH!
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Have a "HEART" that never breaks, Have a"SMILE" that never fades, HAve a touch that never Hurt$, Have a "FRIENDSHIP" that naver ends , Like Ours!
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True friendship never fades with Time:), become more tasteful like old Wine:)), only a friend can understand words and convert the rolling tears into a Smile!
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The recipe of friendship:, 1 cup of sharing.. 2 cups of caring.. 3 cups of forgiveness &hugs.. mixx all these together to make friends 4 ever..
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Hold 10 Roses in ur hand & stand opposite of the mirror, U'll see 11 Roses & among them, the most Beautiful rose in the World is U my dear friend...
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I cant find a reason why God gave U to me , but that is not the question to b asked,May b the question is how did God knew that i needed a friend like U...
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A good friend is like a computer, Enter your life ,'Save' u in their heart, 'format' ur problam 'shift' u to opportunities & never 'delete' u from 'memory'!
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There r many stars but the Moon is u. There r many friend$ but the Sweet one is u. To forget me is n@w up t@ u. T@ forget u is something i will never ever d@...
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Some friends r worth 2b thrown, Some r good 2 keep, Some r 2b treasured 4 ever, and i think ur one 2 b kept 4 ever.

Free Funny SMS Jokes | Lovely SMS | Love Messages

2008-12-01T08:33:00.000-08:00

There are a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
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There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...
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I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
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There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!
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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
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When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?
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The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
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The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.
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In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
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What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.
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Trouble is a part of your life and if you don’t share it, you don’t give the person who love you love a chance to love you enough
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Love has nothing to do with what you expected to give which everything.
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Just because some body does.’t love you the way you want them to doesn’t mean they don’t love with all they have.
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You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.
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You come to love not by finding the perfect person but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
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If you have love in your life it can make up far a great many things u lackIf you don’t have it no matter what else there is it’s not enough.
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Love is first sight is easy to understand: its when two people have been looking at each other for a life time that it become a miracle .
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The grand essentials of happeness are : Some thing to do, some thing to love, and some thing to love, and some thing to hope for.
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If you love some one, put the name in circle, instead of hear, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever.
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Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
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True luv is hard 2 find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the luv inside of me is true. It appeared the day i met you!
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I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden. i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean. i asked God 4 an angel & he gave me u!
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I believe that God above created u for me to luv. he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!
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If i died or went sumwhere far i'd write ur name on every star so everyone could look up n see u mean the world 2 me.
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One day youll ask me: whats more important to you, me or your life? ill say my life and youll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life.
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If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer, you can't buy Love... but you can pay heavily.
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Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!
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Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver.
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You need Money to call someone Honey.
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My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.
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We can see more Grafitti's in girls toilet , WHY ?Because their both hands are free.
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Definitions :Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.LOVE : Loss Of Valuable EnergyWIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
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I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
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TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive... ************************
It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.
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It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.
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Cherish the person you love, never tell lies or attempt to hurt them because you won't know how important they are until they are out of your life...
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Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time...
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A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???
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Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like, Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u fAll iN love...
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True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
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Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
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Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

HAPPY New Year SMS I

2008-12-01T08:27:00.001-08:00

Love me but, leave me not,
Kiss me but, miss me not,
Hit me but, hate me not,
Remember me but, forget me not.

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Before the golden sun sets,
2006's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2007 every moment is enjoyed

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For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.

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God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.

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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.

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Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!

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Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR

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HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....

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Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

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Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR

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Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

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New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.

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"Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success"

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"On the onset of new year sending you the warmest of wishes"

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Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours and let each new year find you a better man.

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Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.Happy New Year

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"May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations"

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Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

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In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
So,Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.

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The merry year is born
Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.

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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.