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Eminem Variety

noreply@blogger.com (Roku-On) — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 01:36:00 +0000

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know! But, before the G-unit comes and gun down my door, I like Fitty. But I like Eminem more. Yeah, I know you can't really compare the two, but they do "roll" together. Fitty is on Em's label, so that puts them in some kind of similar territory, right? Well I think so! one things for sure, and Fitty knows this(and probably doesn't give a shit cause he's made his money),but his games sucks!

Maybe Eminem should make a game....

Naaaaahhh!

~mike~

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Sexual Healing

noreply@blogger.com (Roku-On) — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 23:34:00 +0000

It looks weird when you're getting healed by a teammate in L4D2. I mean the game looks very realistic and I know that its all fantasy, but they could have gave the characters better heal kit animations. I mean, it is Valve, right? And with all that free time they have since they don't even want to think about making games for the PS3, they could at least try to make some of the animations look a lot less robotic. I mean, every time I see a jockey latch on to someones head, it reminds me of that old Bugs Bunny cartoon with the easter bunny.

Explorations in Context Sensitivity

noreply@blogger.com (Roku-On) — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 03:34:00 +0000

You God of War is full of that shit! "Press this button to rip his head off", "press that button to rip him in half"! Jeeze! And it seems as if every body is trying to copy this crap! Look I played Shenmue, and I remember dreading a lot of the "quick time event" challenges that you had to do in order to progress in the game. Really, the game that did it the best was Conker's Bad Fur Day! So, developers stop it! Right now! Or, I'm gonna tell your mothers!

Has anyone played the Heavy Rain demo! It's full of that context sensitive shit! But, it's actually pretty good, so I can't complain!;)

~mike~

it's sensitive...to context! ~ Scarecrow Birdy

Those 24 Inch Pythons!

noreply@blogger.com (Roku-On) — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 19:10:00 +0000

I wander if those pythons really got to be 24 inches. I guess thats pretty huge for muscles, but I tend to use that old brain muscle more than these "pythons". This comic was based on the discussions I have had about who the greatest wrestler of all time is. It usually ends up with me declaring that hogan, although very important in the history of wrestling, was not the greatest of all time. Who do I think was the greatest? I'll leave that for another comic. But, I do have to give the man his props. He has been through alot, but still keeps coming, and those "hulkamaniacs" still come for more. It's almost sickening in a good way. What ever that is.

Tried that there Pacman C. E. and let me tell ya, that shit is gangsta! Not Fiddy cent gangsta, Suge Night, hang doods of the edge of balconies gangsta. Get shot in the head and survive gangsta. Slappin' yo momma in da mouth gangsta, but that one I would not recommend if you are close to your mother! In-laws are fine though. It's like good old Pacman, on steroids. Or, weed. I wish you could toss a joint at those ghosts, though! That'll slow em; down!

~mike~

he's an american maaaaaaaaaannnnn!

What Dreams May Come

noreply@blogger.com (Roku-On) — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 16:25:00 +0000

This actually happened to my co-worker. One of the nurses at the hospital came to the C.T. exam room and told my co-worker, Stan, that he had a dream that Stan was puttin' the hammer down on his wife. We laughed about it but it kinda stuck with me. Now, I don't call my friend an adulterous s.o.b., but certain things must be done in the pursuit of laughter. Please forgive me Stan and Keyon if you ever see this but, it is quite funny to me.

~mike~

Avalanche, Fail!

noreply@blogger.com (Roku-On) — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 21:59:00 +0000

Not much to say. We had a bad freeze down here in Jackson, MS, so to catch the bus to work I had to bundle up. I felt like I was smuggling hams in my coat! Damn, it was cold!

~mike~

Dante's Bonfire

noreply@blogger.com (Roku-On) — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 04:19:00 +0000

I played this demo, even though I really didn't want to. I kind of figured that this game would be an early mess, but I had no idea that this game would not only borrow but actually take ideas from all your and my favorite action games and turn it into an amalgamated mess of game features. Don't get me wrong, with a little polish the game could actually be pretty enjayable, but in its current state, the suckage shines too brightly. I knew EA wanted to be CAPCOM U.S.A., but they should probably let CAPCOM be CAPCOM U.S.A..

Oh yeah! I got The God of War Collection! Heh!

~mike~

the guy stitched a cross in his chest! thats not bad-ass, thats insanity!

The Answer is Always Yes...

noreply@blogger.com (Roku-On) — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 03:58:00 +0000

When I say the answer is always yes, I mean just that! No matter what she asks you, take my advice and just say "yes dear!" or just nod your head and all will be good in the world! You may even hate the person you're dating, God forbid, even so, just do it! It will save some ones life! That is all!

~mike~

i over-reacted.~ bill, kill bill vol. 2

Patience Is A Virture!

noreply@blogger.com (Roku-On) — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 02:27:00 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Col7JikaQvA

I'm sure that every one has been through a situation such as this. You're in the bathroom and some jerk yanks on the door knob a million times and yells to the highest of the mountains to see if there is any one in the bathroom. In which case you either yell at the top of their lungs "I'm in here damn-it", then they run of very apologetic, or you do what I do and say absolutely nuthin'. In which case, hilariously, they seek out another idiot and ask them if there is some one in the bathroom! My God, people are very simple creatures! Of course I work in the hospital, so people get a little jumpy around dying or "dead looking" people, but they should still know better. One day, I should go in there and, gasp, never come out, well at least until my shift is over. That be some thing to do, but I respect my co-worker to much for that tom-foolery. Heh heh!

~mike~

i've fallen and i can't get up ~ that old ladie from that commercial, you know the one

Daddy Issues

noreply@blogger.com (Roku-On) — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 23:48:00 +0000

And thing is this actually happened, well, minus the ass kicking! I don't have the best relationship with the males in my immediate family, more specifically my step-dad, and my grand father. Its not that I don't love them, but that fatherly interaction that we so crave as children. Not only that, but after you grow into at least a half way responsible adult, you believe that you can do better. Some will tell you to wait until you actually have kids, but if you are an "adult", and you do "adult things" then you should be capable of doing them in a way that when your kids grow up they become decent people. May be not the president, but at least a fire man, entertainer, or teacher. I'm just saying.

~mike~

you ain't my daddy, i don't know this muthafucka!~ d.l. hughley, kings of comedy

A Little Off the Top

noreply@blogger.com (Roku-On) — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 01:26:00 +0000

I guess this goes without saying, but these times are hard for every body. And yes even a haircut can be a hard thing to acquire. The comic, however exaggerates the whole haircut system. I wish that I could just grow my hair and keep it like that but I don't look quite that attractive with a fro', so cuts ahoy!

Speaking of cuts, I wish some one would cut some of these developers and publishers out of the video game picture. I read an article that displayed a few of gamings notorious uh, "douchebags" i believe it was. I don't fully agree with all the choices as the intended label has a definition that beckons pitchfork carrying and burning at the stake, or maybe not, but the last has a few that should just STFU. Especially that last one! Oh boy that last one! Oh yeah guys, you forgot one!

~mike~

set it on cook, and its off the hook!~ slogan for a cooker on Mr.T's infomercial

The Tyson Strategy

noreply@blogger.com (Roku-On) — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:29:00 +0000

Muhamed Ali is a boxing legend. We all know this. But, did you also know that he fights without mercy? Well him personally, not so much any more, which is a real shame because he was awesome. But he is still a legend, and if you know whats good for you, you will not use Tyson against him. Maybe I don't have as much patience with Fight Night Round 4 as I do other games, or maybe I just suck, but I swear that when I fought digital Ali as digital Tyson I got the digital shit knocked out of my digital ass!
Ah, I like UFC better anyway!

~mike~

float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

The Proposal

noreply@blogger.com (Roku-On) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:17:00 +0000

And this is the next comic I did in honor of my girl friend. Of course, I have already mentioned she's a gamer in my first post, so this comic should not surprise anyone. Man, if any one else has a gamer girl friend and are in deep love leave a comment! I'd like to here how you other guys like this most awesome experience! Got some bad stories of games + girls then let me here those as well.

Its all good!

The Zombie Horde

I have played Left 4 Dead 2 and I must say I am impressed! No, in fact I have bent to the ever present will of the awesomeness of L4D2! To say that it takes the zombie motif that was popularized by the likes of Resident Evil and changed it into the real survival horror that the "zombie game" is suppose to be would be an understatement! I love this effing game! No matter how much I die, I keep coming back for more! Next, I am going to try and play the game online and try my best not the piss anyone off for shooting them a million times in the back!

Huzzah!

~Mike~

I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie!

noreply@blogger.com (Roku-On) — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:41:00 +0000

This is the first comic post ever of High Score, well, not entirely. I've tried to post it on everything except for a url I would have to pay for, but Blogger seems to be working just fine. And to whom ever becomes a rabid fan of High Score, thank you! I got a long road ahead of me before H.S. becomes something that even you granny loves and adores. So, here we go!

In other news that is old now, I am a gamer, but I think I may have met my ultimate superior. I call my superior, "girlfriend", all though I think it should change to overlord queen. What would you do if you where trying to find a home for your web comic when you get a phone call from an excited young lady exclaiming that she wants Left For Dead 2 for her Xbox 360. I of course could have fallen out of my seat, if it were not asleep from sitting on an uncomfortable chair for hours. So, suffice it to say I caved and its coming by mail from Gamestop. I would suggest to those two of you that have not acquired this multi-player marvel to get it from said store before they change their mind about selling it for $20 less than the regular arm, leg, and two gonad price that games are going for these days.

Huzzah!
~Mike~