Meezer Tails

It's that time of year again

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:51:00 +0000

MILES

3 years ago, my furriends Grr, Midnight, and Cocoa challenged me to make up a chrissymouse song about Ham, to the tune of Jingle Bells (it was to raise $ for a sick cb kitty at the time). Well, I did, and it has become a inter-nash-a-nul phe-nom-a-nom (mmmmm noms). (Sammy's note: if by international you mean more than you remembers that you efen writed it, then, maybe. )

::clears throat:: Aaaaaaaaaaanyway, here it is, by popular demand (Sammy's note: if by popular demand you mean you trying to call radio stashuns and request somefing that was nefur recorded...) ::jumps on Sammy and takes him down::................

::ahem:: here is

Hammy Smells

Dashing frough the house
on my four furry feet
mommy's at the cold box
getting me a treat

On my feets I run
For a treat that is YUM YUM
I can't wait to get it
into my tum-tum

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH......

Hammy Smells
Hammy Smells
Hammy Smells so fine
and the taste
oh my gosh
it is so deeeeeeeeee-vine

City Ham
Country Ham
dices cubes and slices
salty good
piggy good
tastes better than mices

Wintry Wednesday

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:37:00 +0000

SAMMY

oh the weafur outside's delightful, the aliens are frightful. they don't like getting cold, let it snow let it snow let it snow..........

frosty the alien, was a yippy yappy soul, he was made of fur, but i'm really shur, that his heart beats greeeeeennn blood............

Dancing Tuesday wif Billy SweetFeets

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:58:00 +0000

BILLY SWEETFEETS

WOW. our the mom says that you the moms will like this - iffen they was teenagers back then. otherwise they will think that's it's really funny - like our the mom does ('acuase she's really really OLD).

Meezer Monday Miles Report

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 05:01:00 +0000

MILES

The WHAT THE HECK??? report - WE WAS ABANDONED this weekend. The mom wented to see the dad and DID NOT TAKE US. SHE saided that it would be too stressful for me 'acuase I gets all upset when I has to go to in the metal monster and Billy would haf hollered the whole way. But the weather was bad on Sunday so it's a good thing we didn't go wif her.

The Foods Report - well, I hadded some steak and the mom opened up a can of toona for me and Billy.

The crazy report .......... er alien/ghost/psycho report by our resident whack job Sammy: Uh, thank you sissy boy. I gotted into the dungeon and talked to the ghosts. It seems that they are NOT happy when I cannot communicate wif them. I told this to the mom and she just saided "oh Sammy, you're so cute but you always get in trouble down there". ::SIGH::
back to you oh thunder thighs.

Miles: you ARE NUTS.

The What did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: well, not nearly as much as his furriend IGMU. But I knows that Billy is getting for chrissymouse and BOY WILL HE BE HAPPY.

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Finally Friday - akshuall ON Friday

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:07:00 +0000

MILES

Sheesh, our the mom is FINALLY straight on her days this week! There's just somefing wrong wif her brain! Holy Bast!!! She stayed home and werked from home yesterday 'acause of all the snow, and she didn't efen get our BREKFEST to us until LUNCH TIME. Then she almost forgotted DINNER. So, while she was on the cowch werking, Sammy gotted 'ahind her head on the top of the cowch and kicked her in the head a few times.

Oh, and she putted up our TREE!!! A real tree. And Sammy started eating it. And Billy tried to pull if ofur. It is a bare tree right now - she says "we'll see if it gets any decorations". Santy Paws might think we is not in the chrissymouse spirit and not leaf purresents for us if the tree is not decorated!

Wondering Wednesday - now on Thursday 'acuase our the mom is stoopid

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:51:00 +0000

BILLY SWEETFEETS

ME is wondering if ME has been a good enuf boy to get chrissymouse purresents?? ME has tried to be a good boy, but Miles telled me that Santy Paws watched efurrytime ME ranned out of the house and maded the mom lady person sad and mad and cry. ME didn't mean to do all of that. ME hopes Santy Paws knows that. How can me tell Santy Paws that ME is sorry?????

Thankful Thursday - now on Wednesday because the mom is stoopid

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:41:00 +0000

SAMMY

I's thankful that the orinch meniss has stopped blog hogging!!!!

I haf been in a whapping frenzy lately - I've whapped stuff at the mom's head while she is sleeping (her eye glasses case, the tv remote, her bottle of stomach stuff, and some lotion). I've whapped crap off the dining room table while she is at werk, and I've whapped stuff off the big windowsill in the human litterbox room - into the trash so that she has to go digging around to get it out.

I rule!

HOLY CATPOOP!! THE MOM PUTTED THE WRONG POST UP TODAY!! AHHHHHHHHHH. I'S SO 'BARASSED. AHHHHHHHHH

SINGING wif Billy SweetFeets

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:21:00 +0000

BILLY SWEETFEETS

ME LOVES CHRISSYMOUSE SONGS!! COME SING WIF ME!!!!!

Meezer Monday Miles Report

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:36:00 +0000

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report

The Foods Report: Turkey, chick-hen, bacon and pork rib.

The Billy Report: Well, it's been quite a 'aciting weekend around here. Billy um, volunteered, to be Dr Buddy's ferst brain surgery patient. The surgery wented ok, and we finally finded out why he is weerd. Go read all about it.

Now here's our resident whack-o to talk about another resident whack-o: Sammy Meezer here with some furry 'aciting and disturbing noos: BILLY IS AN ALIEN. Well that seems to be the consensus after his surgery. That and the fact that he seems to be able to communicate with the aliens in the neighborhood. Especially the one next door. And the fuzzy white one that comes to visit us. But the surgery results 'esplain ALOT.

Back to you oh tub of goo.

::SIGH:: why do I drive myself crazy week after week?

FINALLY Friday

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:00:00 +0000

BILLY SWEETFEETS

GUESS WHAT????? Grampie is getting out of the horspital today and going to see someone called Rehabe. AND The Mom Lady Person said that she would gif ME all the back pay - so ME gotted 5 tem-tay-shuns last night!!! AND THEN she saided that I deserved a bay-k-shun so ME does not haf to werk for the next week or two.

OH and ME wants to send out chrissymouse cards - does anyone want one? If you does, please send ME a email at themeezers AT gmail DOT com. YAY!!!!!!!!

Wait a minute Thursday

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:32:00 +0000

BILLY SWEETFEETS

Wait a minute, ME is 'posed to get PAID for my jahb? ME did not know this. How does ME na-go-she-ate a kontrakt? ME wants to get paid for werking. ME thinks that the Mom Lady Person is sneaky and cheap and doesn't want to pay me.

Dancing Wednesday and MY JAHB!!!

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:20:00 +0000

BILLY SWEET FEETS

ME has some werk music to dance to today.

And this is ME doing MY JAHB. Being a paper jammer is a hard jahb. (If you put your mouse ofur the pikshur you can see the steps ME has to take in my jahb)

NOT Dancing with Billy today

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:56:00 +0000

BILLY

::Glaring at the mom lady person:: WHAT???? My kitty doods and doodettes DEPEND on Dancing wif Billy Toosdays. YOU BETTER help me find a really really really good danse for TOMORROW then. Oh, AND you also haf to show the pikshurs of me WERKING at my new jahb.

SLACKER.

::gives Mom Lady Person the cold shoulder::

Meezer Monday Miles Report

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:17:00 +0000

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods report: Turkey, turkey and more turkey. Hey the mom, there's more foods than turkey you know. how about some pig or cow?

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: well, not much. i'm kind of disappointed in the little rug rat.

The whacko report with Sammy "pudding brains" Meezer: Thank you jello thigh master. The alien next door has a minion now. And the other day he was just standing in the yard staring at our grill and drooling. very weerd.

The grampie report: our grampie is in the hospital again. his heart is not werking right and our the mom is furry sad.

The holiday report: we is getting ready for santy paws to come - our the mom is thinking of getting us a tree this year. Last year we did not haf one 'acuase, well, we has a Billy. And our the mom thinks that he's prolly just going to make a 'partment in the tree and move in. But we might haf convinced her to get us a tree.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.

Happy Turkey Day

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:47:00 +0000

Thanksgiving

Wild Wednesday (or tuesday night)

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:18:00 +0000

MILES

So, the mom putted a turkey into the big cooler and added some liquid stuffs to it and some ice and then let it sit. About 15 minutes later she hearded some pounding and wented down the hallway to find Billy opening the cooler to try and get at the turkey. He could get the lid open, but there was ice all ofur the cooler and he didn't like that so he was trying to slap it out of the way, and then the cooler keeped closing on his head, and he would cry. I fink that I will wait until it's cookded 'afore I try and steal some.

Dancing Tuesday wif Billy SweetFeets

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:01:00 +0000

BILLY SWEET FEETS

hey Mambo! Mambo Italiano

Meezer Monday Miles Report

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:01:00 +0000

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today:

The Foods Report- turkey, ham, and keel-bah-suh. And pumpthenickles bread. wif mouseturd. And Billy eated it too.

The What Did Billy Do This Week Report: it's bad. he's been a good boy. He ain't done nuffin wrong again this week.

And here is our resident whack-a-doo wif the Alien Report - Take it away mush for brains Sammy: Fank you. Well, the alien next door is still toting around that femur. I wonder who's it is. Back to you donut thighs.

Miles - uh, right.

The our mom is insane report: no real reason for saying this. aside from the gross recipe for soft boiled eggs that she eated sunday morning. she's just insane. it's furry sad.

Finally Friday

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:32:00 +0000

SAMMY

I would like to say that I is glad our the dad came to visit. I doesn't care about the foo-ton or shrimps or hams, like whiney crybaby Miles. Howefur, where he sleeped is MY side of the bed. But that's ok. I snuggled up to the mom and kickded him wif my feets. HAH. Then I purrred in his ear. Then Billy lickeded his head and maded him slap his own self in the head in his sleep. THAT was funny.

Fankful Fursday

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:46:00 +0000

MILES

Our the dad has gone back to his house 'acuase he has to go back to werk. We are fankful that he camed to bisit us. And NO he didn't bring my foo-ton wif him. I's NOT fankful about that. I's also NOT fankful that I didn't get shrimps OR hams. hrmph.

we is back!!

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:24:00 +0000

BILLY SWEET FEETS

Our the dad man lady person is visiting!!! and ME has sooper dooper BIG NOOS!!!!

ME KISSDED THE MOM LADY PERSON!!! ON THE MOUF!!! AND ME WAS PURRING THE WHOLE TIME.

Finally Friday with Billy SweetFeets

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:36:00 +0000

BILLY SWEETFEETS

It's FRIDAY!! That means that tomorrow the mom lady person will get up late and not gif us our foods until WAY WAY WAY past foods time. ME does not like that. ME has to haf my foods on time!!! Know what happens when ME does not get my foods on time? I start fighting wif Sammy and then he starts hollering and ME gets in trouble and it's NOT MY FAULT, it's HER fault 'acuase SHE MADED ME DO IT!!!!

I haf a new sooper hero name!

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:58:00 +0000

MILES

FINALLY!!! I am no longer The Poosinator!!! Really, what kind of sooper hero powers does that imply? I haf a NEW sooper hero name now!! I am now The Yakkinator!!!! (or The Barfinator, that's cool too). My sooper hero power is to YAK at will!!! Yes kitties, I can now yak at will!!! When I am displeased wif the food offerings in my house, I will take a taste and then start wif the yakking, causing the mom to follow me around wif paper towels. Now, I haf really STOPPED yakking up my dry foods, but it's really fun to make her run around the house after me. Akshually, I think my second sooper hero power is the ability to make the mom run. (She doesn't "do" running).

All Hail the mighty Yakkinator!!!

Veteran's Day 2009

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:00:00 +0000

Do not stand at my grave and weep

I am not there, I do not sleep

I am a thousand winds that blow

I am the diamond glints on snow

I am the sunlight on ripened grain

I am the gentle autumn rain

When you awaken in the mornings hush

I am the swift uplifting rush

of quiet birds in circled flight

I am the soft stars that shine at night

Do not stand at my grave and cry

I am not there, I did not die.

The 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month, 1918

The day The War to End All Wars ended.

In Flanders fields the poppies blow

between the crosses row on row

that mark our place; and in the sky

Scarce heard among the guns below

We are the dead. Short days ago

We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset go

Loved and were loved, and now we lie

In Flanders fields

Take up our quarrel with the foe!

To you from falling hands we throw

the torch - be yours to hold it high

If ye break faith with us who die

we shall not sleep, though

poppies grow

In Flanders fields.

I don't know how many more, if any, Veteran's Days I will be able to share with my father. Our WWII Veterans are dying at a rapid rate. To all Veterans, especially those of the Greatest Generation, Thank you. And Dad, I love you.

If only it really had been the war to end all wars................

Dancing Tuesday wif Billy SweetFeets

TheMeezers@gmail.com (The Meezers and Billy) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:01:00 +0000

BILLY SWEET FEETS

My feets just can't keep still...................

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
lalalalala
lalalalala
lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa