Meezer Tails

Whapping Wednesday

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:23:00 +0000

SAMMY

Ok, so here's the story 'ahind mine whapping the bedroom light ofur:

So I was on the new nightstand/fridgrfrator in the bedroom (the mom has to keep her insulin there) and I was pushing on the lamp, and it falled ofur, and turned on when it hit the floor. The mom waked up out of a sound sleep, remember it's NOTdark anymore in the bedroom, and she could not figure out what was wrong. She gotted up and ranned down the stairs- stepping OFUR the lamp on the way out of the room. Then she camed back up after finding nothing down there and was scairt all ofur again when she seed the lamp on the floor. and it was ON. And she didn't realize it 'afore. Oh it was FUNNY.

Meezer Tuesday Miles Report

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:16:00 +0000

MILES

Here is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - well NO french toast. But I did get HAM an chick-hen.

The What did Billy do report - yep he ranned out in the snow and then made the mom chase him around the bushes. It was funny. oh wait BAD BILLY. MOL

The what did Nicky do report - running, hollering, tossing stuff. same little brat.

The whacko report by Sammy - well for Mine Auntie Bee (I loves her!) I am going to do a whapping report - 'acause I gotted a GOOD one in on the mom. I whapped the floor lamp ofur in the bedroom AND it turned on when it hit the floor, waking the mom up out of a sound sleep, and she was SCAIRT. It was sooooooooooooooo funny.
Back to you ricotta hips.

That is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today.

Meezer Monday Miles Report

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 01:52:00 +0000

MILES

Well, I am putting off mine Meezer Monday Miles report today 'acause I am just too sad

Sarge, we loved you and we will miss you terribly

Auntie Bee - we are just so very sorry. We are holding you in our thoughts and prayers and hearts.

crappity crap crap crap

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 12:28:00 +0000

MILES

Ok, who put me (hic) in this box??? HE (hic) LLO????? CAN ANYONE HE (hic) AR ME??? WHAT'S (hic) GOING ON???? Am I in the bamba (hic) lance?? (hic hic hic)

HELLO????
(hic)

HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP (hic hic hic)

wait, what did I just hear? arriving in Colorado????? (hic hic hic) - OK guys NOT FUNNY!! (hic hic hic)

AHHH NOT AGAIN

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:31:00 +0000

MILES

Call the bambalance!!!! I has the hic-cups again and I cannot stop!!!

It's just WRONG

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:26:00 +0000

SAMMY

So the mom gotted a new kwilt for the bed over the weekend. It's furry purrty - it is blue and brown and beige - all lovely meezer colors. Howefur, it's some sort of shiny slippery material and I has falled out of bed TWICE. This is NOT RIGHT. Things like that should be illegal.

Meezer Monday Miles Report

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 01:06:00 +0000

MILES

The mom says that Sammy did a good job last week with MY report and that he should do it again. I DON'T THINK SO

The Foods Report - well I did have some turkey and some chick-hen. I am dying for some french toast though.

The what did Billy do report: well he was good this week - no running outside in the wet and snow.

The what did Nicky do report - that boy is TRUBBLE with a capital TRUBBLE. I think he needs some med-a-k-shun

The alien report by syko Sammy - I's sorry, I has not been watching the aliens too much 'acuase mine gorgeous sweet tuxie princess girlfriendcat Abby Manx has been sick and I has been furry werried about her. But the aliens haf been quiet still - it's still cold here. So my head is still feeling better. back to you buttercream hips

We still does not haf a 'puter - we is borrowing the mom's werk laptop for now. We hopes to be back bisiting soon 'afore all of our furriends forget about us or stop liking us.

Thursday Thirteen Reasons I'm MAD (and mine life suks)

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 01:58:00 +0000

MILES

1. I has to share this house with a crazy meezer, a spazzy meezer and a orinch meniss.

2. The mom kicks me in her sleep (so what that I lay next to her feets, she should know)

3. The mom is slowly starving me to death 'acause she's on a diet.

4. The mom keeps picking mine eye boogers out. I hates that. I like mine eye boogers where they are. That's why I put them there.

5. The mom will not let me stick my head in her mouth while she is sleeping

6. The Orinch Meniss bites mine ears

7. The computer here suks

8. The mom's feets are ICE-CIKLES and the only spot on the cowch that's left for me is on top of them.

9. The spazzmo is LOUD

10. I KNOW there's HAM in the cold box. But someone is not allowed to haf it so apparently I cannot haf any.

11. The Orinch Meniss keeps coming back inside

12. The crunchy bowl was empty yesterday.

13. I'M HUNGRY

Cranky Wednesday

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 12:13:00 +0000

MILES

So, Sammy stole my meezer report. The mom STILL has not gotted a new craptop - the old one which is about 9 years old is really really slow and can't do much. I'm furry cranky about this sitchewashun. I has stuff to say. I WILL NOT BE SILENCED.

Meezer Tuesday Miles Report

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 05:01:00 +0000

MILES

To say I'm upset about this is a understatement. It's TOOSDAY. IT'S FRIGGIN TOOSDAY!!!! I just can't................

SAMMY

Ok, so here is the Meezer Tuesday Sammy Report

The Foods Report- I really don't care but the loud mouthed brat was whining about diet food and only getting a little turkey. He could stand to lose a ton or two himself. Pig.

The What did Billy do report: well he doesn't bother me nearly as much as he bothers Miles for some reason. And I really don't care if he runs outside as long as he doesn't come back with an alien. But he doesn't run out in the snow so all is good this week.

The what did nicky do report - well HE bothers me. He's always running around screaming and tossing stuff all over the place. He just doesn't get the fine art of whapping. tossing stuff around is NOT whapping. Whapping involves precision and timing. he's just a hack.

The alien report - by Me, chief alien hunter. With the snow and freezing temperatures, the aliens have not been out as much. which is good. It's quieter in my head when they're not out.

Hey Pudding Hips - you got anything to add?

::POUT:: NO. I'm STILL MAD.

well ok, that's the Meezer Tuesday SAMMY report for today.

My kind of fun

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 12:17:00 +0000

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Know what's fun? Making a stinky and running through the house right after, and running into the floor lamp and knocking it ofur, then jumping on a paper bag and tearing it up and then jumping on the coffee table and sliding across it and making candle and stuff fly in the air and then landing on mommy's lap and putting your stinky paws in her face and watching her kind of wretch.

Stoopid craptop

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 12:15:00 +0000

MILES

Well the mom was not able to fix the heat sync on the craptop, it's DEAD. We has a old laptop that she will haf to reconfigue, or maybe she will use the old laptop to connect to the external hard drive and just use that for a while. We doesn't know what she's doing. All she does is just sit there and mumble stuff and say werds on the bad werd list. But I was able to swipe a HYOOGE piece of turkey from her plate last night. She has discofered that turkey sammiches is less calories (whatefur those is) than some of her noo-tra-system dinners. That's a good thing.

uh oh

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 12:25:00 +0000

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

The mom is mad - our laptop died while she was trying to do a post, and now it won't start up again. She will try and fix it tonight, 'acuase that's what she does, but it may not be fixable.

Meezer Monday Miles Report

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 05:01:00 +0000

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report- we hadded TURKEY for dinner. The mom has started somefing called NOO-TRA-SYSTEM so I don't fink we're efur gonna get good foods again.

The What did Billy do report - he ranned out in the cold rain and gotted his feets wet and cold, and then when the mom caught up wif him, he putted his cold wet dirty feets on her face. YEAH!

The what did Nicky do report - EVERYFING. SHEESH.

The whack-o report by whack-job coconut cream pie head Sammy:

Deer Aliens::

Back to you mashed potato brain

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

I's not in trouble anymore

noreply@blogger.com (MeezerMom) — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 05:01:00 +0000

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

The Yogurt Maker is not broked. But I think that I might haf dumped somefing from the counter in the human litterbox room from the counter into the human litterbox while the mom was brushing her teefs. somefing called mask-scare-ya.

Uh oh

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:16:00 +0000

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

I finks I's in trouble. I knocked down the chrissymouse tree yesterday - again. Mommy did say though that it was time to take it down, so I was helping. I'm a good boy that way.

I may have also knocked her yogurt maker off the kitchen counter. I hope it still werks.

It's finally winter

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 05:01:00 +0000

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

We's 'posed to get lots of snow today - and since mommy did not get our secret paws pikshurs from the camera to the laptop, we's hafing a combinashun house trashing and nap pile party. Come on ofur! There's HAM in the fridge!!!!

Meezer Monday Miles Report

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 05:01:00 +0000

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The Foods Report - chick-hen nuggets (fanks Auntie Ellen) other than that NOTHING.

The What did Billy do report - well he was good for Auntie Ellen last week. HAHAHAHA The Mom. Take that.

The what did Nicky do report - well, when the mom gotted home he put a HOOYGE scratch on her chest.

The I'm in trouble too report - I could not help it, I spent all day biting the mom's legs yesterday. I doesn't know why, but she is MAD at me.

The Alien report - well, I doesn't haf a report this week 'acuase the mom was not here and Auntie Ellen does not unnerstand me. I missed mine the mom. Back to you BAD MILES.

The Mom report - well the mom is back from the house of mouse. No, she didn't go bisit that large rodent. She and grammie wented other places and visited the dad. She camed home really sick. That was kind of annoying, i was hoping for french toast for new years brekkies. It's not starting out to be a good year for me.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today - oh and today is our blogaversary, we've been blogging for 6 years! I was just a kitten when we started!

Happy New Year

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 14:38:00 +0000

Happy New Year Glitter Pictures

Meezer Monday Miles Report

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 05:01:00 +0000

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report - PRIME RIB for chrissymouse dinner!!!

The What did Billy do report - he ranned out in the muddy backyard and then HADDED TO HAF A BAF. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The What did Nicky do report- he moved out of the christmas tree finally.

The whack whack job report from whacko Sammy - I was just sitting there looking out the slidy door window thinking that it's been kind of quiet and then WHAM!! Some little alien comes running up to the door hollering and running in circles. I haf NO idea what he wanted but I ranned to the bedroom and ranned unner the bed. Cause if the mother ship was coming to get him I did not want to be in the way. Back to you butter butt.

Well, the mom is going to FLORIDA with grammie to visit daddy. SOOOO we may not be around too much this week. OH, and our the mom, who has been a techie for like ever, DELETED ALL OUR PIKSHURS of our secret paws. so we will have to post them later. What a dope.

the night before a meezer christmas

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 05:01:00 +0000

It's nicky's gotcha day too!!!! Happy Gotcha Day!!!

Twas the Night before Meezer Christmas Poem

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
All the Meezers were stirring, er, all through the house.
The stockings were flung on the floor without care,
Some Meezers had been looking for presents in there.

The Orinch Meniss was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of outdoors danced in his head.
And the mom in her tank top and ugly pink shorts,
Had just settled her brains for a long winter’s snork.

When down in the kitchen there arose such a clatter,
She sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the stairs she didn't fly like a flash,
More like a turtle, she's not very fast.

The tree lights shone on the carpet below
An eerie white color and the mom said OH NO.
She hollered very loudly what's going on down there?
Three little voices said "nothing mommy dear"

She saw meezer shadows, running around in the light,
she thought to herself, it's the f*&^^%ing middle of the night!!
More rapid than beagles they started their game,
Then she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Miles! now, Sammy! now, Nicholas FuzzyPants!
Come on Poosie! Come on, Squishy! Gosh Darn it Nickypants!
To the top of the buffet! up on the wall!
don't make me come down there or there's trouble for all!"

As wild snowflakes in hurricane type winds fly,
ah, there's nothing to rhyme with this phrase by the by.
So back to the kitchen they ran pretty quick ,
except that they tripped poor little Nick.

And then it happened, she heard a little cry
oh now what are they doing to that poor little guy.
She looked around for a robe or some socks on the ground,
then the Orinch Meniss came out with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
uh, he's a cat, seriously, isn't that how he should look?
He looked down the stairs and was taken aback,
He hollered in horror OH MY GOSH WHAT THE FRACK?

His eyes-didn't twinkle, his dimples weren't merry!
His cheeks cheeks puffed out and he turned red like a berry!
His mouth, how it spouted a string of bad werds
His little chin quivered, "how could they, those terds"

He ran down the stairs two or three at a time,
His little ears steaming, hollering the whole time.
He ran to the kitchen, and stopped on a dime,
His little belly, it still jiggled for quite a long time!

He was crabby and whiney and hollered alot,
You were supposed to wake me up so I could stir the big pot!
Each little meezer hugged him and said,
you looked so cute and happy all tucked into bed.

The Orinch Meniss forgave them and went straight to his werk,
And stirred the big pot, then turned with a jerk.
He wrinkled up his nose and said kind of curtly,
This surely will make her all gassy and blurpy!

The smell it did waft all the way up the stairs,
The mom plugged her nose and said "ah, well who cares"
They mean it with love I think, and that's all right,
"Merry Christmas my boys, and have a good night!"

It's almost Christmas...............

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 05:01:00 +0000

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS: -ooooooooooooo sparkly!!!

You are Multicolored Lights

Your holidays are a time for cheer and excitement.

You love so much about the holidays, and everyone perks up a little from your happiness.

You try to be grateful for what you have this time of the year.

Even if things have been tough, you can't help but be joyful.

What Color Christmas Lights Are You?

Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet

MILES - what kind of WHAT am I? Crappy christmas gift? I'm CRAPPY? SAMMY I's gonna get you for this.

You Are Socks!

Cozy and warm... but easily lost.

You make a good puppet.

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet

BILLY SWEETFEETS - ME is the mostest awesomest song EFUR

Your Christmas Song Is "The Twelve Days of a Redneck Christmas"

Twelve-pack of Bud

Eleven Wrastling tickets

Ten o' Copenhagen

Nine years probation

Eight table dancers

Seven packs of Redman

Six cans of Spam

Five flannel shirts

Four big mud tires

Three shotgun shells

Two hunting dogs

... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

You don't think that 27 strings of Christmas lights are tacky

And you swear that eggnog from last year is still good!

What Christmas Carol Are You?

Blogthings: Quizzes and Tests and Memes, Oh My!

SAMMY - Of course I am!!!!

You Are Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

You are a natural leader, though sometimes you are reluctant to step up to a leadership role.

You see the world more clearly than most people, and often, you are the only one who can guide others.

People may doubt your talents at first. You tend to be underrated and underappreciated.

But once others see what you are truly capable of, they feel like fools for ever having doubted you.

What Christmas Character Are You?

Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet

It's almost Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 05:01:00 +0000

MILES

It's time for the annual singing of Hammy Smells!!!! Sing along wif me (to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashing frough the house
on my four furry feet
mommy's at the cold box
getting me a treat

On my feets I run
For a treat that is YUM YUM
I can't wait to get it
into my tum-tum

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH......

Hammy Smells
Hammy Smells
Hammy Smells so fine
and the taste
oh my gosh
it is so deeeeeeeeee-vine

City Ham
Country Ham
dices cubes and slices
salty good
piggy good
tastes better than mices

Meezer Monday Miles Report

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 05:01:00 +0000

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - ribs, eggs and sausage.

The What Did Billy do report - well Billy is grownded twice for life and then another 100 years after that. He must haf pushed the door open when it was not latched tight when the mom was bringing stuffs in, and it was about 20 minutes 'afore she noticed he was gone. She wented outside crying and calling his name and he stepped out of the bushes and jumped in her arms. His feets was cold. But he was happy he gotted out. Santy paws should not bring him anyfing.

The what did Nicky do report - he was living in the tree for a while. We may or may not get to put dekorashuns on it.

The whacko whack job report by yogurt head: Well Miles, I does not haf a lot to report this week, I've been ignoring the aliens this week and concentrating on being good so that I get lots of presents. So there poopy head.

::SIGH:: - name calling is being Bad Sammy.

That is the Meezer Monday miles report for today

Mine Letter to Santa

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 12:50:00 +0000

Deer Sandy Claws

Hello, it's me. I've tried to be a good boy this year, and I've tried to be nicer to mine brofurs and the mom and all, but it's hard. The mom is impossible to train and mine brofurs just nefur lissen. What is I 'posed to do Sandy Claws?? Sammy says I's getting coal in mine stocking this year 'acause I've been so bad. I hope not. But if I do, could you maybe bring me a personal furnace so that I could put that coal to good use? You knows how cold I gets in the winter, so a personal furnace would be nice.

I would also like it if you could try and find homes for all of the poodins and woofies and others that need homes. That would be great.

But mostly, I think that I would like to haf time wif mine the mom. I does love her, and I loves to pet her face and give her kissies, but that little grey meezer rat is always cutting in on me, and he's so little and cute and i think that the mom loves him more than me.

Also, lastly, I would like to haf mine own pig.

Your friend and kind of good boy
Miles Phillippe Meezer