Meezer Tails

Forever Friends

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:52:00 +0000

ALL OF US

Our hearts are very very heavy and hurty today. Two of our dear furriends have gone to the Bridge this week.

Ferst, sweet Marigold - formerly of Rose and the Royals, rescued by Mom Laura when Mom Rose went to the human Bridge. Marigold, sweetheart, we will miss you always.

And now Skeezix. Oh Bast. Skeezy buddy, we wished you had a lot more time. We are aching for the Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face, and Mao and Tripper too. You were a rockstar among cats and the world will definitely be a less fabulous and pink place with out you. We love you dood.

We are just gonna to cry now.

Meezer Monday Miles Report

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 04:01:00 +0000

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods report - so, the dad told the mom to make me French toast this weekend. Oh I was sooooooooooo 'acited. BUT, do you think she did? NO SHE DID NOT. Sammy may have un-fired her, but I HAVE FIRED HER NOW. It was a direct order AND SHE DISOBEYED IT. I think she should WALK THE PLANK. I'm too upset to finish mine report. Someone else will haf to do it for me.

THE ORINCH MENISS MONDAY REPORT

The Foods Report- I gotted pork. mwahahahahaha.   I stealed it.

The What did the Orinch Meniss do report - ME IS a sooper hero and ME HAS TO GET OUTSIDE TO SAVE PEOPLE. There are lots of people out there that need to be saved by the Orinch Meniss.  ME doesn't know why the mom lady person does not unnerstand that.

The what did Nicky do report - ME does not know. ME was too busy being a sooper hero.

The woofie report by Sammy - WOOFIES?? WHAT WOOFIES??? WHERE???? I only see aliens. LOTS and LOTS of them. I is going to hide out at mine Auntie Bee's house. Or maybe mine sweet gorgeous girlfriend Abby Manx's house.

Well that is the ORINCH MENISS MONDAY REPORT for today.

::HEY LARDBUTT, the mom lady person just gived us foods - you better hurry::

Good Noos

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Fri, 14 Jun 2013 11:43:00 +0000

SAMMY

The mom says we can trash the house all weekend. MOL

MILES: ::psst Sammy. I don't think that's what she said:

SAMMY: ::SHHHHHH cream cheese hips, the mom did too say that::

MILES: ::um, well, ok::

AHEM, we will be trashing the house all weekend!! WOOO HOOOOO

Will you please take me back Sammy?

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 11:22:00 +0000

MEEZER MOM

My dearest sweet silly Sammy,

I love you more than anything in the world. I wish that you would forgive me for whatever it is that I did. I will do whatever you want me to do so that you will love me again.

I would really prefer if you did NOT have a house trashing party, but in all honesty, the house looks like a bomb went off anyway (thank you Nicholas) so I will allow it this time. Besides, most of your friends are here sitting on the couches and tables staring at me.

If that is what it takes to make you love me again, then go ahead and have fun my darling boy.

Love
The Mom

::shhh I hear the mom upstairs, come on Miles, hit "publish" before she comes downstairs and finds us at her laptop::

Still Fired???

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 04:01:00 +0000

SAMMY

I have thought long and hard about mine firing of the mom. While I believe that what I did was necessary and right, I do kind of miss the mom snuggling me at night (butter butt has weaseled his way into MINE spot) and I do kind of miss the mom kissing on me too. BUT I do have some ~~demands~~ requests that need to be fulfilled before she's unfired.

1. MINE sleepy spot back

2. Time to visit our furriends

3. Blogging AT LEAST 3 times per week.

4. A house trashing party

I will gif her 24 hours to respond.

Meezer Monday Miles Report - and Sammy's Purrfday

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 11:21:00 +0000

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Mom is Fired report - well, Sammy fired her for neglect. I had to pay her in snuggles in order for her to type this for me. She's a little mad at Sammy for firing her. BUT, on the other hand, she DID NOT go and buy stinky goodness for us either. So the mad goes both ways. Perhaps we need the Cascade Kitchen Counselor or someone like that the settle this.

The Foods Report - well since the mom was away for "werk" I did not get any good foods. I tried to steal some sausage last night when she gotted home, but she said flames would shoot out my butt. Personally, I think that would be pretty cool - I would have mine own flame thrower. But the mom is kind of set on not having us shoot flames out our butts. Prolly 'acause we would do something like burn her eyebrows off when we farted at her while she's sleeping.

The what did Billy do report - he was good for Auntie Ellen while the mom was gone. Then he ranned out of the house and gotted into the mom's car when she gotted home. maybe he thought she would take him to mc ronalds for chick-hen nuggets.

The what did Nicky do report - well when the mom gotted home, he ranned into the dungeon and the mom could not find him there unner all the ~~mess~~, ~~clutter~~, ~~garbage~~, er STUFF so she locked him in there until he started screaming at the top of his lungs to get let out.
Uh, ok, maybe that's a lie. She did lock him in there though, and when she opened the door 5 minutes later he was still playing unner all the ~~garbage~~, stuff. He finally camed up when he thought we was getting foods.

The whacko, syko report from Syko Sam:

HAHAHAHAHA, the mom will not type for him until he apologizes for firing her. And it's his purrfday - so he better apologize so that we can get his party started!!!!

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report - it's going to be a good week - the mom and Sammy are hafing a battle of wills.

It's Sammy's purrfday - and we is having a party - so come on over and haf some treats!!

And play wif stuff

And haf a ride in the monster weiner mobile!!!

PEE ESS: run on ofur to Nicky's special furriend MYST's purrfday party!!!!

yes FIRED

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Fri, 07 Jun 2013 12:16:00 +0000

SAMMY

I fired the mom. She had to go on a werk trip and did not leave any stinky goodness for us. That is WRONG. Plus we have not been able to blog or visit our friends very much and that is also WRONG.

One werd for the mom

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 15:44:00 +0000

SAMMY

Deer The Mom

We has only one werd for you

FIRED

Meezer Monday Miles Report

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Mon, 03 Jun 2013 04:01:00 +0000

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - chick-hen and pork. Billy eated sweet cherries. Sammy eated corn stalks. Nicky eated glooten free bread.

The what did Billy do report - ranned out in the rain - and ran right back in

The what did Nicky do report - he decided to lay on the back of the couch and stick his tail in the mom's ear - a lot, and it made her laff and laff and then she aksidentally hit his tail and he gotted mad

The what did the mom do report - she walked from our howse to the village where we live for "canal days" and then she walked back - almost 8 miles. She's NUTS.

The whacko syko report by syko Sam - well the alien next door captured a soccer ball from the nayborhood kids - and HE EATED IT. THE WHOLE THING. HE EATED IT. Maybe he thought it was a egg or something. WEERD. back to you cupcake butt.

Someone pleast tell the mom to start eating wheat again so I can has some REAL French toast.

that is the meezer monady miles report for today

so vary sad

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Wed, 29 May 2013 11:56:00 +0000

All of us

Today we are just going to be quiet and purrrrr and purrray for our furriend Skeezix who has cancer. We know the Food Lady and Mr TastyFace are just devastated, and our hearts are hurting for them. Skeezy, we love you always.

Meezer Tuesday Miles report

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Tue, 28 May 2013 11:22:00 +0000

MILES

Here is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today

The Foods report - well this holiday was a rip off. The mom hadded i-tal-yun sausage that she said was "a little spicy" and "flames would shoot out my butt" so I did not get any of that. I did get some eggs though. but that's it. So I was cranky all weekend. more about that later

The what did Billy do report - well he drove the mom bat crap crazy monday running out of the house. She was cranky.

The what did Nicky do report - and he drove the mom bat crap crazy walking all over her all weekend - when she was in bed, or on the cowch watching the talking picture box, just all the time, that made her cranky.

The syko crybaby report by crybaby Sam - HEY MILES!! Just because you didn't get to have flames shoot out your butt does NOT mean that you have to chase me all over the house and bite mine neck and rip mine furs out. And the mom yelled at you about it and you STILL did it. You're a BULLY. You need to leave me alone. And the mom? can you please give him so food that won't make flames shoot out his butt? sheesh. it's really kind of all your fault. Back to you cranky pants.

The mom wants me to apologize. But I don't know. Sam is just sometimes so annoying - with his purrring and begging for attention all the time. He's kind of a suck up if you ask me. I'll apologize when I get some decent food.

That is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today

Happy Memorial Day

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Sun, 26 May 2013 23:15:00 +0000

Oh Beautiful

For Heroes Proved

In Liberating Strife

Who more than self
their country loved

And mercy more than life

America America

May God thy gold refine

'till all success be nobleness

And every gain divine.

Picture 1: Civil War Graves

Picture 2: WWI memorial

Picture 3: WWII Memorial

Picture 4: Korean War Memorial

Picture 5: Vietnam War Memorial

Highland Park, Rochester NY

Picture 6: Persian Gulf War grave plaque

Picture 7: Soldier Caskets, Dover AFB

Dover, DE

Text: America The Beautiful

Katherine Lee Bates

Hanging - day 2

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Thu, 23 May 2013 11:13:00 +0000

NICHOLAS SLEEPYPANTS

We're still just hanging around - we had some games of THoE yesterday and a cool nap pile, so you are all welcome to stay or join us again today. And we gots boxes too!!!

hanging out wednesday

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Wed, 22 May 2013 11:05:00 +0000

SAMMY

I's just hanging out today. You can come and hang out wif us!

Meezer Monday Miles Report

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Mon, 20 May 2013 11:51:00 +0000

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report - well I gotted french toast. it was made wif glooten free bread but it was ok. and chick-hen and some steak.

The what did Billy do report - barfed in the mom's shoe. MOL

the what did Nicky do report - sat on the mom's face while she was sleeping.

The whacko report by syko jello brain Sam - ok well it's been quieter around here since the alien next door left but it's getting sunny and warm and the alien on the other side of us is outside just about all the time now - perhaps hunting for more humans. i don't see his humans outside with him, but i have yet to figure out if he ate them how he puts his own leash on. hmmm i have to do up under the bed and think about that.
back to you cream cheese hips.

::SIGH:: - well that's the meezer monday miles report for today.

Weerd Words Wednesday

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Wed, 15 May 2013 12:02:00 +0000

SAMMY

From time to time we go through our sitemeter links to find out what search werds bring people to our blog. Usually it's the normal "meezer" or "meezer tails" or "my meezer" but sometimes we get weerd stuff like "whaps out sassy finger". Uh, WHAT? which brought them to this post which doesn't even have "sassy finger" in it. Or the lovely search phrase "faaaaarm auction spangle" which make no sense in any language, but which brought that person to this post, which doesn't have any of those words in it. Or "passport inside template" which leads to this post (some of our finest artwork!). Also, apparently we appear on most of the searches for "weiner mobile" - which the mom thinks is funny - if you go to the images you see all of our weiner mobile caper pikshurs. MOL.

Then there's the always famous "woodchuck" which brings everyone to this page

Dancing Tuesday

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Tue, 14 May 2013 11:05:00 +0000

BILLY SWEETFEETS

We is dancing today!!!! And this is a weird one.

Meezer Monday Miles report

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Mon, 13 May 2013 04:01:00 +0000

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report- I gotted French Toast for mine purrfday. And I gotted bacon and eggs too.

The what did Billy do report - he was pretty good - he only wented outside when the mom invited him to.

The what did Nicky do report - the mom finded him standing in the toilet one morning. yes, you read that right.

The whacko syko report by syko sam - it's so quiet with no aliens next door. I'm loving it. There's no new aliens in the nayborhood this month either. Maybe the mothership got stuck somewhere and all deliveries of aliens are stalled. That would be pawsome!
back to you muffin top.

So Friday was mine purrfday and I gotted lots of nice purrfday wishes here and on mine facebook page. Fank you all. The mom gotted me a nip cigar. But Sammy stole it and now I doesn't want it 'acause it has his spit all over it. he suks

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Happy Mother's Day

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Sun, 12 May 2013 15:57:00 +0000

Mothers Day Glitters Pictures

Happy Purrfday Poosie

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Fri, 10 May 2013 11:51:00 +0000

MeezerMom

Happy Purrfday so my sweet precious Miles. I love you lots Poosie!!!

And this morning i will make some of THIS for you

And for your furriends there will be some of this! have a nice party sweetie pie!!

and lots and lots of real live dead shrimp!!!

The things that bother me

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Wed, 08 May 2013 04:01:00 +0000

SAMMY

Not getting brushed every waking moment

Being told to stop kicking the mom in the head

Not being consulted about the sleeping arrangements before bed time.

Being told to shut up when i'm in the kitchen hollering at things: the walls, the windows, the counters, the stove and the sink. Oh and the floor. These things need to be hollered at. Frequently.

The mom's fat butt trying to shove me into the human litterbox when she goes in there in the middle of the night, and I have to get on the window sill to demand to be brushed.

the new alarm clock that flashes light before it beeps. Really really annoying. Good thing I know how to hit the snooze button.

which leads to

getting yelled at because the alarm goes off late.

meezer monday miles report

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Mon, 06 May 2013 13:23:00 +0000

MILES

here is the meezer monday miles report for today

The foods report - roast turkey. doods it was like thankschrissymouse! It was pawsome!

What did Billy do - he was fsirly good he only ran out twice amd made the mom chase him through the yard. she needs the exercise

What did Nicky do - he was really good. No knocking stiff over.

The whacko syko Sam report - guess what doods? THE ALIENS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL MOVED AWAY. i can hear myself think again. now i just have to fgure out how to get the mothership to take the rest of them. back to you tapioca thighs.

that is the meezer monday miles report for today

She figured it out

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Fri, 03 May 2013 11:43:00 +0000

SAMMY

Deer The Mom

Well how did this happen? How did you figure out that my only reason for being here on earth is to have mine cheeks and belly scratched and brushed? And why, since you figured it out, aren't you doing it ALL THE TIME??? Why do you insist that I lower myself to BEGGING? It's 'barassing. And demeaning. Now I has to figure out a NEW purpose. I suppose I could go back to mine OLD purpose of making shur that all stuff on the tables is on the floor when you get home, but Nicky seems to haf adopted that one. Don't werry, I will figure it out. Does anyone haf any idea on what mine new purpose in life should be?

Let's Dance!!

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Wed, 01 May 2013 12:24:00 +0000

BILLY SWEETFEETS

YEAH!! LET'S DANCE!!!!

Meezer Monday Nicky Report

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:48:00 +0000

NICHOLAS NEWSYPANTS MEEZER

It has occurred to me that I has not had mine fair share of blogging time. So I am taking ofur.

The Foods Report - Miles had steak.

The What did Billy do - he gotted snoopervised outside time in the driveway.

The what did I do report - I did NOTHING WRONG EVER. I AM PURRFECT.
I certainly did NOT knock over a basket of clothes onto the floor. Nope, that was not me. And i certainly did not dive unner the covers and scratch mommy's leg. that was not me either.

OOPS, Miles is coming - I better run - this is the meezer monday nicky report for today