Meezer Tails

Good bye my sweet Nicky

noreply@blogger.com (MeezerMom) — Thu, 07 Oct 2021 23:51:00 +0000

Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon and back and I know you're baby sister Bella did too. We don't know what we will do without you sweet boy.

How life has changed

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Wed, 20 Feb 2019 17:20:00 +0000

MOM

When I started this endeavor in 2006, I never expected how my world would change. I had an 18 month old meezer and a not even one year old meezer in the house. I had 2 geezer Orinch Meniss kitties as well. Over the years I lost the 2 geezers and added another Orinch Meniss and another meezer. Life was awesome. We had a lot of fun times on this blog.
Hams of the world tour. Haunted houses. Weiner Mobile escapades. Sammy and his Aliens. Dancing Billy. Miles and his constant snark. Christmas poems. The famous (or infamous) Hammy Smells christmas carol. Friends made. Oh so many amazing friends made. Friends lost, and so many tears shed. And then the Orinch Meniss got sick and flew off to the Bridge. My heart was shattered. This past Sept 10 my sweet, amazing Miles flew off to the Bridge. I was in pieces. My sweet Sammy was fighting cancer at the same time. So many friends came to his rescue and helped him. I have no words to thank you for the 15 months you all gave us together. Today, at 5:03am, my sweet Sammy flew off to the Bridge. The sorrow is unbearable for me. I know that we only are borrowing these sweet lives for a short time, but each time I have to say good bye to one of my babies, it gets harder and harder.

I don't know if this will be our last blog post - and I know that I have not posted in a very long time. Truthfully, it kind of hurts my heart so much to not share Miles' and Sammy's voices anymore. They were so much a part of me for so long. I still have my sweet amazing Nicky and he has a new geezer Orinch Meniss brother to introduce. I hope to get past this incredible sense of loss to find their voices and carry on. I doubt that after all this time anyone would read this blog anymore, but we will see.

Thank you all so much for you love and friendship over the last 13 years. You will never know how much you have enriched my life.

Farewell my sweet Sam-Sam. I love you to the moon and back forever.

My sweet Miles. You have left the most amazing paw print on my heart that will never, ever go away. I love you my baby boy.

it's been a while

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Fri, 15 Jun 2018 19:11:00 +0000

MILES

It's been a while since we posted. We doesn't know how much longer we will be keeping this blog. I has cancer and Sammy has cancer and the mom is very very sad. We has to move 'acause our landlord is selling our house. Grammie has been in and out of the hospital. The mom has had kid-me stones. It's all just been bad around here.

We loves you all.

Update on us

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Mon, 21 May 2018 11:08:00 +0000

SAMMY

I had a v-e-t appointment last week and the v-e-t is kind of werried 'acause i might haf another skin cancer starting. she will watch it. I doesn't want to go through this again.

Miles is not feeling well either. He has to go to the v-e-t this week.

Nicky is a pain in my butt. He keeps chasing me around the house all the time trying to eat me.

Miles purrfday

noreply@blogger.com (MeezerMom) — Thu, 10 May 2018 13:24:00 +0000

Happy Birthday Poosie baby!

I love you to the moon and back!

Have a fun pawty!

Lies about Miles, and things Miles won't do.......... maybe

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Mon, 16 Apr 2018 17:20:00 +0000

MILES

1. I IS NOT FAT - I'm undertall

Q. I IS NOT A PIGGY - I just like to eat all mine foods really fast, then barf

18. I DID NOT POOP ON THE FLOOR. (ok, maybe I did)

D. I DO NOT SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL IN A HORROR MOVIE (well, maybe sometimes I does)

32. I WILL NOT GET IN THAT BOX, NICKY.

&. NO I WILL NOT

7. Maybe I will

Z. It looks comfy

%. Is that a fleece blankie in it?

10. ooooo it is.

111111. I WILL NOT GET IN THE BOX, NICKY

12ty. ::sigh:: this box is comfy..................

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Wed, 04 Apr 2018 11:50:00 +0000

MILES

The mom is a BIG FAT LIAR.

She SAID she was going to update the blog last week. LIAR

She SAID I would not haf to go back to the v-e-t. LIAR

She SAID I could sleep on the bed with her. LIAR (response from the mom: I DID put you on the bed, YOU jumped down and slept under it for 23 minutes then crawled out and HOLLERED at me from next to the bed for 10 minutes. Then I got up and put you BACK on the bed and you walked all over me for 10 minutes and then jumped back down)
(response from Miles: whatever, the mom)

She SAID I would be getting special foods. LIAR (response from the mom: you ARE getting special foods, your brothers have to eat it too because, well, just because) (response from Miles: It SUCKS. They are tasteless little rabbit terd pellets of yuckiness) (response from the mom: whatever, Miles)

She SAID I would get FRENCH TOAST. LIAR (response from the mom; what, who's the LIAR? You HAD french toast Sunday) (response from Miles - FRENCH TOAST EVERY DAY) (response from the mom: Um NO)

She SAID I would get HAM for Easter. LIAR. (response from the mom: Who's LYING again? You GOT ham for Easter). (response from Miles: wait, Easter is only once a year? NOT FAIR)

update on us

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Thu, 29 Mar 2018 14:05:00 +0000

NICHOLAS NEWSYPANTS

It's been a while and anyone who is still reading our blog may be interested in an update - even though we don't think anyone reads it anymore.

Miles - Miles has been projektile barfing and pooping. He now has a thyroid prollem. And the mom says that his ves-tib-u-lar prollem (like mine) is back again and he is falling down the stairs and can't jump up on anything. His usually clears up in a few weeks or months. Mine nefur has.

Sammy - Sammy is doing some better. He has about 3 more weeks of treatments. Then the Dr will check him again in a month after that. He is still pulling the fur off of the tops of his front legs, so he looks kind of weird. Mom says it's stress.

Me - I'm doing good. I have been nice and even though there's a nice box out in the living room that Miles likes, I have not pounced on him or mailed him off anywhere. It would be icky right now with him pooping all over the place.

MILES

Sheesh, it's bad enough that the mom has told everyone on bookface that I poop everywhere, but Nicky, you didn't need to mention it here.

Oh and there BETTER BE HAM ON SUNDAY FOR EASTER.

UGH

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Tue, 13 Mar 2018 18:41:00 +0000

NICHOLAS SNOWYPANTS

We is having a SNOW PARTY. Also combined with a HOUSE TRASHING PARTY.

EFURRYONE IS INVITED!!!!!

We are just so mad at the mom

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Wed, 07 Mar 2018 17:53:00 +0000

MILES

She is so unhelpful with our blog. We are thinking of shutting it down.

In other news, Sammy is going for treatment.

I had bacon and chick-hen

Nicky got outside. Then got yelled at by the mom. A LOT.

Meezer Tuesday Report

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Tue, 20 Feb 2018 13:57:00 +0000

MILES

Meezer Tuesday (because EVERY DAY IS MEEZER DAY) report

Foods: I hadded BACON and CHICKHEN and POTATO PAMCAKES. The BACON was good and the CHICKEN was sublime, but PAMCAKES should NEFUR be made from vile potatoes.

Sammy Report: Sammy is doing ok - he hadded another tumor removed. We are hoping to get clearance for his radiation treatment to start.

Nicky Report - Nicky is a spastic idiot. He has been chasing Sammy around the house, and when Sammy hides, he comes after ME.

Then I scream like a teenage girl in a horror movie until he stops. HEY, I DID NOT WRITE THIS.

NICHOLAS BLOGJACKERPANTS

It's mine blog too and I gets to write whatever I wants to write. And I want to write that you are very annoying when you scream like a little girl. I has an idea - why doesn't you go lay in your box for a while?

Sammy Update

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Thu, 08 Feb 2018 14:15:00 +0000

SAMMY

I has to haf another surgery to remove another small tumor. The maybe we can do some treatment. We just has to take a look at our finances and figure it all out.

Otherwise I is doing ok. The mom gived up on putting that suit on me for now. And once she took it off me I pulled out all of the furs on my front legs where the sleeves were. Now the mom feels like a horrible person for making me wear it. The 2nd thing I did was lick the scab off mine belly again. So I got the cone of shame back for a while. So after that I just sat around and cried and cried and howled all night to keep her up.

well

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Mon, 05 Feb 2018 19:29:00 +0000

MILES

So, the dinosaur thing was a little scairty. So I turned the dial on the t-i-m-e-m-a-c-h-i-n-e tellybision and wented here: It was silly. I kind of want to find a channel about ghosts. I like those shows.

T-I-M-E-M-A-C-H-I-N-E

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Thu, 25 Jan 2018 00:08:00 +0000

MILES

Like I said 'afore I has a tellybision in mine box. the brand name I think is
T-I-M-E-M-A-C-H-I-N-E

I think I am going to watch the Dinosaur channel

I hope that this movie is on

um........

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Thu, 18 Jan 2018 19:47:00 +0000

MILES

This is a furry comfy box. And it has a telebision in it! I think that's what the sign says

t-i-m-e-m-a-c-h-i-n-e - that's telebision right? maybe some of the letters are different.

Let's see what's on, I has a choice of a western shoot-em-up, a show about dinosaurs or a show about some fancy British people living in a castle.

what should we watch?

updates

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Mon, 15 Jan 2018 18:08:00 +0000

MILES

I has been furry unhappy at the quality of the services that the mom has been providing lately. She has not helped me blog. She has not made my good foods lately. She makes Sammy wear that ~~adorable~~ stupid outfit all the time. Or the cone. There has not been enough lap time. She even did NOT lift me up to the bed for 2 nights in a row last week.

That's it. I'm done. Either she goes or I go.

NICHOLAS NAUGHTYPANTS

Hey Miles, here's a nice comfy box to lay in an pout.............

MILES

oooooooooooooo.......................

I have nothing to add to this

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Fri, 05 Jan 2018 14:39:00 +0000

MILES

Dood............. just DOOD. how did you let it come to this.

Happy Blogaversary to us, and stuff about Sammy

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Wed, 03 Jan 2018 02:10:00 +0000

MILES

It's our blogaversary!! 395 years ago we started this blog. At least that's what the mom says - which means that she's about 736 years old. bwahahahahaha.

Sammy is a gross and disgusting vile beast. He smells and he won't get off the bed. The mom spends all night "spooning" him and I have to slap her in the head repeatedly in the middle of the night just to get some attention. HEY THE MOM THERE ARE OTHER CATS HERE.

The mom says that in a couple of days Sammy will be getting some fancy schmancy clothes to wear. He hates clothes. I like clothes. Why does HE get to wear them? I want some too.

THE MOM

Miles honey, I know you're crabby and feeling left out. Sammy just needs a little more attention right now. We have to get his belly healed up so that he can start the next step in his treatment for his cancer.

MILES

I's sorry I's crabby. And I's sorry that I said you was 736 years old. I know that you're only 428.

Yes it's time!

noreply@blogger.com (MeezerMom) — Mon, 18 Dec 2017 17:57:00 +0000

MILES

It's time for the annual singing of

HAMMY SMELLS!!!!!!!!

Hammy Smells (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashing frough the house
on my four furry feet
mommy's at the cold box
getting me a treat

On my feets I run
For a treat that is YUM YUM
I can't wait to get it
into my tum-tum

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH......

Hammy Smells
Hammy Smells
Hammy Smells so fine
and the taste
oh my gosh
it is so deeeeeeeeee-vine

City Ham
Country Ham
dices cubes and slices
salty good
piggy good
tastes better than mices

How is Sammy doing?

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Thu, 07 Dec 2017 12:44:00 +0000

SAMMY

You all know that I has cancer on mine tummy, and that the mom is struggling to find a way to make it better for me. After many talks with the v-e-t, the mom says that I need an oper-way-shun and some ray-dee-ashun I doesn't want to haf one, but I guess that if it makes me live longer, then it would be good.

We haf had a benefactor send us some money for me and this morning the mom gotted an updated estimate for the oper-way-shun and radiation treatment. All together with staying at the specialist v-e-t for 3 days and then 6-10 ray-dee-a-shun treatments it will be about $2000. With the money that our dear friend gave us and what we can cover we are halfway there, but we still need a little help. When Billy was sick we did a go fund me campaign and the mom is starting one for me. Also there is this if anyone would like to help through paypal. Any funds that are left ofur will go towards another kitty or woofie who needs help. The mom will be scheduling mine oper-way-shun as soon as she can. We are hoping that this will werk for me and give me a longer time here.

o catmast tree, o catmas tree

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Tue, 05 Dec 2017 11:55:00 +0000

NICHOLAS CHRISTMASPANTS

O catmas tree
O catmas tree
how lovely on the floor you'll be

O catmas tree
O catmas tree
How broken will your ornaments be

Your lights will never shine again
Your lovely skirt will need a hem

O catmas tree
O catmas tree
I cannot wait to topple thee

Oh crappity crap crap crap

Mommy say "we can't have a tree 'acause we have a Nicky".

I will find a way to get a tree in here.......................

Turkey Day Shmurkey Day

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Tue, 28 Nov 2017 12:26:00 +0000

MILES

You know, there was a big holiday last week that was all about stuffing your face with Turkey.

Do you think WE got any turkey on that day?

You would be WRONG if you said Yes.

The mom promised us turkey on Saturday.

What's the point?

this is just too funny

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Sat, 25 Nov 2017 00:19:00 +0000

MILES

Remember when I gotted a email 'afore the elections about voting for the Governor of Virginia?

well no HILLARY CLINTON is emailing me. This is the email address that she is emailing me from

Hillary Clinton info@onwardtogether.org
I think maybe it's a NOT Hillary Clinton?

Apparenty she wants us to move ONWARD TOGETHER.

How did she get my email address?

Does she know I'm a cat?

Stahp it woman!

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Mon, 13 Nov 2017 20:03:00 +0000

SAMMY

Dear The Mom

STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.

It's GROSS

Honoring our Veterans

noreply@blogger.com (The Meezers or Billy) — Fri, 10 Nov 2017 20:12:00 +0000

In 1918, on the eleventh hour in the eleventh day in the eleventh month, the world rejoiced and celebrated. After four years of bitter war, an armistice was signed and "the war to end all wars" was over.

The Original Poem handwritten by the author

This is a picture taken during the battle in Flanders during WWI

November 11, 1919: President Woodrow Wilson proclaims the first Armistice Day, proclaiming: "To us in America, the reflections of armistice Day will be filled with solemn pride in the heroism of those who died in the country’s service and with gratitude for the victory, both because of the thing from which it has freed us and because of the opportunity it has given America to show her sympathy with peace and justice in the councils of the nations…" The original concept for the celebration was for the suspension of business for a two minute period beginning at 11 A.M., with the day also marked by parades and public meetings.

Happy Veterans Day to all veterans, especially the WWII Veterans, whom we are losing at a rapid pace. They were "The Greatest Generation"

THANK YOU all for keeping our country free.