In Poor Taste

AnxieTEA

2015-08-15T22:01:00.001-07:00

Not the regular style, but I drew a thing and ran with it. And I kept running.

A New Show

2015-04-16T10:23:00.001-07:00

I'm completely guilty of this. I do like my shows.

So Fetch

2015-04-09T17:33:00.003-07:00

I've never understood this hairstyle. This one and the equally sexy combover.

Candy Crush is Starting to Get Really Aggressive

2014-06-16T17:48:00.000-07:00

I clicked it and then it punched me in the face.

Arc Is An Anagram of Car

2014-05-20T00:22:00.000-07:00

If you have lights like this, I hate you.

Crabs

2014-03-22T14:05:00.000-07:00

Crabs! Janitors of the sea.

Embarassing

2014-03-16T22:02:00.002-07:00

I do this far more regularly than I'd like to admit. Also meet Brainy. He's not so helpful.

Shower Demon

2014-02-02T15:11:00.002-08:00

So it's NOT a stylistic choice; you're just a mutant.

Also: Shower Demon comes on strong, but he's a gentleman at heart.

Coffee Just Doesn't Do It.

2014-01-25T16:14:00.000-08:00

Why not start your day with going to the bathroom immediately?

Hey Baby,

2014-01-04T15:06:00.000-08:00

You'll grow to love me.

Panda Hooker

2013-12-08T19:11:00.000-08:00

Don't ask me, because I don't know.

Genie

2013-11-27T16:27:00.002-08:00

People WORSHIP that guy? That is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

The Harsh Truth Behind Skittles

2013-07-15T23:26:00.002-07:00

Wow... So I've pretty much forgotten how to do this. But I made a comic to cheer myself up. It succeeded.

Ovary-acting

2012-11-09T16:01:00.001-08:00

Sweet Baby Jesus it's a new post! I should be updating occasionally, without any regularity. Yep.

Earthwhomp

2011-12-14T11:39:00.000-08:00

I expect that this will last for a couple of weeks. Due to a bunch of unforeseen circumstances, the desire to comic has completely left me. This means there will probably still be comics, they'll just be less regular.

No Baby On Board (BONUS)

2011-12-06T09:09:00.000-08:00

Why can't childless people have obnoxious stickers in their back windows too? I want to put this everywhere. In sticker form.

Swallow

2011-12-02T21:55:00.000-08:00

There are some areas in which the gender gap is completely in favour of one sex or another. This is what I think of every time someone complains girls have it so awesome.

First Panel Shenanigans (Bonus 2 of 2)

2011-12-01T11:44:00.000-08:00

If you don't know the story, go back one post, or god help you if you're too lazy to to that, you can click here. (Note: if you clicked that, I hate you.)
Anyhoo, After the previous exchange This intrepid artist sent me this first panel:

And after looking at it (and music and various things on the internet that caught my attention) for a good half-hour, I started on this:

Apologies for the tiny text in the third panel. I have terrible penmanship. I might have to figure out how to put text in this program without taking the extra minute to move it from MS Paint. Yes Paint.

First Panel Shenanigans (BONUS 1 of 2)

2011-11-29T16:48:00.000-08:00

Okay, context first. This talented young man posted a thread to Reddit asking fellow internet lurkers to post the potential first panel of a comic. I posted this:

To which he replied:

Well, I thought this was completely hilarious, and I invited him to draw me a first panel. That'll be a bonus on THURSDAY.

Belted By Beta Rays

2011-11-26T22:48:00.000-08:00

Non Sequitur! Two bonuses this week. Oooooooooo.....

PornPorn: Zoomed Desktop (BONUS)

2011-11-24T16:58:00.000-08:00

As per a few people's requests, here is an enlarged image of the screen from this week's comic. This tiny part had more jokes than the comic itself, but it wasn't big enough to actually show up. I couldn't leave this little guy unseen.

Every Generic Porn Ever

2011-11-19T01:05:00.000-08:00

I'm an alcoholic, so here's an early update. Don't tell polite society.

Sometimes I want to watch porn, however, every generic porn I've ever seen features some screaming harlot that won't shut the hell up. I can't be alone on this.

Intervention

2011-11-11T23:31:00.000-08:00

This is all I can think of every time I watch this show. Why aren't you playing this RIGHT NOW?

The Awkwardest Boner

2011-11-06T01:43:00.000-07:00

I created this comic in between bouts vomitting forever.

Halloween, Motherfuckers.

2011-10-28T20:45:00.000-07:00

It's Halloween! Halloween is my FAAAAvorite time of year. What are you going as? Post in the comments section if it's something that's not retarded. Or if it's something literally retarded; I like my costumes to shift the paradigm.