<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141</id><updated>2024-09-10T07:25:04.265-07:00</updated><category term="Comic"/><category term="Funny"/><category term="Bride"/><category term="Wedding"/><category term="Cooking"/><category term="Food"/><category term="Work"/><category term="Restaurant"/><category term="Embarrassing"/><category term="Hair"/><category term="Shopping"/><category term="Weather"/><category term="Wedding Dress"/><category term="Wedding Fair"/><category term="Baking"/><category term="Bikes"/><category term="Bridezilla"/><category term="Christmas"/><category 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term="Dogs"/><category term="Drawing"/><category term="Driving."/><category term="Drunk"/><category term="Early Bird"/><category term="Flying"/><category term="Food poisoning"/><category term="Football"/><category term="Game"/><category term="Garden"/><category term="Gig"/><category term="Grumpy"/><category term="Hair disaster"/><category term="Halloween"/><category term="Happy Christmas"/><category term="Height"/><category term="Herbal Tea"/><category term="Hiding"/><category term="Hills"/><category term="Homemade cards"/><category term="Insurance"/><category term="Magician"/><category term="Martial Arts"/><category term="Monster"/><category term="Mum"/><category term="Music"/><category term="Narky"/><category term="Neighbours"/><category term="Office Move"/><category term="Own Company"/><category term="Oysters"/><category term="Parents"/><category term="Party"/><category term="Pastry"/><category term="Pets"/><category term="Post man"/><category term="Rabbits"/><category term="Seafood"/><category term="Seasons"/><category term="Shellfish"/><category term="Shoes"/><category term="Short"/><category term="Spiders"/><category term="Sports"/><category term="Sugar"/><category term="Sunday dinner"/><category term="Supermarket"/><category term="Sweets"/><category term="Taekwondo"/><category term="Tall"/><category term="Tea"/><category term="Theme Parks"/><category term="Training"/><category term="Trick or Treat"/><category term="Unexpected Surprises"/><category term="Unfit"/><category term="Vandalism"/><category term="Vetinarian"/><category term="Vets"/><category term="Walking"/><category term="Weapons"/><category term="Wedding Invitations"/><category term="Wedding Photographer"/><category term="Wellington boots"/><category term="Wine"/><category term="Wine tasting"/><category term="Winter hair"/><category term="Writing"/><title type='text'>Bridezilla Comics</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>49</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-7996923009440236958</id><published>2011-04-24T17:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-24T17:42:22.067-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dear Blog...</title><summary type="text">...I&#39;ve neglected you, and I am sorry. I&#39;ve been busy getting married, and while all that was going on, I didn&#39;t take the time out to let you know what I&#39;ve been up to. I&#39;m pleased to say that life has been pretty awesome - our wedding, which took place on Friday, was the most amazing day of our lives. The weather was kind to us and we unexpectedly had the venue for exclusive use - I felt a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/7996923009440236958/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2011/04/dear-blog.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/7996923009440236958'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/7996923009440236958'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2011/04/dear-blog.html' title='Dear Blog...'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-7786991316907884387</id><published>2011-02-09T05:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-02-09T05:03:49.822-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Buying"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Shopping"/><title type='text'>Buyer&#39;s Remorse (and how to avoid it)</title><summary type="text">Shopping. It is a past time that divides people into those who see it as a treat and those who regard it as a chore. Without doubt, I fall into the former category, and find it possible to dedicate entire days to the sport. Fiance, however, is a member of the latter persuasion and stubbornly refuses to be dragged out of it, despite my attempts to convince him otherwise.


It takes all my powers </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/7786991316907884387/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2011/02/buyers-remorse-and-how-to-avoid-it.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/7786991316907884387'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/7786991316907884387'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2011/02/buyers-remorse-and-how-to-avoid-it.html' title='Buyer&#39;s Remorse (and how to avoid it)'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGzzxhyphenhyphenRuMqtBFEneYX1pgSS_wB0gM2rUr3I8N6XMNrPHJY_-eSH9qmqJdNClV3OThPXtzRxaI-VypBvUydychVLn4RDMkx8Ut3m0RV1xhs1P1KJEXsEc9P1N1A8kqr43DvYID7SUMwfw/s72-c/We%2527ll+go+shopping.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-7137764873686354170</id><published>2011-01-27T13:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-28T09:07:25.347-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Cute"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Pets"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Rabbits"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Unexpected Surprises"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Vetinarian"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Vets"/><title type='text'>Family Pets and a Trip to the Vet (aka things I wish I&#39;d witnessed)</title><summary type="text">When I was growing up, our family had a succession of pets - rabbits and guinea pigs to be precise. By far and away, none touched our hearts like our last rabbit did, a beautiful black bunny with the sweetest temperament and the surprising, but adorable, name of Piglet.

Piglet was the runt of the litter, and probably because she was squashed in the womb (according to the vet) she grew up with a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/7137764873686354170/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2011/01/family-pets-and-trip-to-vet-aka-things.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/7137764873686354170'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/7137764873686354170'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2011/01/family-pets-and-trip-to-vet-aka-things.html' title='Family Pets and a Trip to the Vet (aka things I wish I&#39;d witnessed)'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5214/5393057469_2abc0f5553_t.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-6908802736004876158</id><published>2011-01-26T11:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-26T11:10:34.741-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Wedding"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Wedding Cake"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Wedding Dress"/><title type='text'>An Ungraceful Beginning to Being a Bride</title><summary type="text">It&#39;s been a while since I&#39;ve written about The Wedding, and given that it is approaching quite rapidly - less than three months to go - things that have been put off until now are suddenly in need of our prompt attention. Wedding fever, as a friend put it, has started to take hold. 

I have just reached the end of two very wedding focused days, and I feel practically brain dead as a result. My </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/6908802736004876158/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2011/01/ungraceful-beginning-to-being-bride.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/6908802736004876158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/6908802736004876158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2011/01/ungraceful-beginning-to-being-bride.html' title='An Ungraceful Beginning to Being a Bride'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvncraqRm4jsubI8tHtfTLc3rPwNunJM2QknVpFad8FPSIgZZye5DKI2kecsZFBPtol3I9oOVFpYiSFDQt2UDR4qZxAG2B-tg1bW3pv0yAgCBWwLZqfzePRWxUyoEc6yLs_5AhaUw7vHs/s72-c/Menu.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-2217537854292260741</id><published>2011-01-21T13:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-21T13:35:23.581-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Alcohol"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Burgers"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Cooking"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Drunk"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Food"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><title type='text'>Home Made Burgers (and mild concussion)</title><summary type="text">Last night, I took over cooking duty from Fiance who had just started to make burgers for our dinner - he does an awful lot of cooking, and my turn to create something fabulous was well overdue. I sent him back to the TV, where a football match that I have absolutely no interest in was being shown, and set to work continuing the burger making process.

I should probably point out that I had </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/2217537854292260741/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2011/01/home-made-burgers-and-mild-concussion.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/2217537854292260741'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/2217537854292260741'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2011/01/home-made-burgers-and-mild-concussion.html' title='Home Made Burgers (and mild concussion)'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikqKyXYCfKHHJWNU18qd55F-bnicduChSN6G6KVjncQ8oUVUwhTu6I9jBTeDSMa-xZU95cmZ2k8Vxczz0trsVXd2LsoLJJ6uhLiOCM09IqXs7KgzaUndt6OxFYHc9n2BHYTesQ7PjW1JY/s72-c/Drunken+burgers.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-8286183490420156122</id><published>2011-01-18T13:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-18T13:23:28.360-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Crab"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Food"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Oysters"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Seafood"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Shellfish"/><title type='text'>The Seafood Platter: A Tale of Danger</title><summary type="text">If you&#39;ve read through previous posts, then you&#39;ll probably have noticed that Fiance and I love food and eating out. A year or so ago, we&#39;d gotten home from work, had a couple of drinks and decided to head out for a spontaneous meal. Within half an hour, we were in a taxi on the way to our local Loch Fyne - which, for anyone who hasn&#39;t come across it, is a chain of seafood restaurants throughout </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/8286183490420156122/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2011/01/seafood-platter-tale-of-danger.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/8286183490420156122'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/8286183490420156122'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2011/01/seafood-platter-tale-of-danger.html' title='The Seafood Platter: A Tale of Danger'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_saKUGnwCbXO5y3SjyKoJqXQCo6Ek0bf9LbPl_4u_E_x51mJEWIeEtsKSVzaDIU57hFEfuhwJsHBbRfBapJECbMpTx0wRP5mkLluDukkvGPjHRFxHzMCB2ouChRWYXuPkZPsRRM8tsaA/s72-c/Stubborn+oyster.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-4787766875546779589</id><published>2011-01-13T13:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-14T04:35:48.335-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Call Centres"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Crime"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Insurance"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Vandalism"/><title type='text'>I&#39;m Back! (Also, call centres and catharsis)</title><summary type="text">Firstly, let me wish you a very Happy (albeit belated) New Year. I  hadn&#39;t intended to have such a long break in between posts, but thanks to  a string of events ranging from festive drunkivity to catching a dose  of the flu, I found myself unblogging for an extended period.  Fortunately, after some time spent sobering up, returning to work and  battling a nasty winter bug or three, my brain is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/4787766875546779589/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2011/01/im-back-also-call-centres-and-catharsis.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/4787766875546779589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/4787766875546779589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2011/01/im-back-also-call-centres-and-catharsis.html' title='I&#39;m Back! (Also, call centres and catharsis)'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuIBB2uJrCm3Bu8DPof4MO2eESyB6lHsRikLxU3I_s0QA1fVko8sdNipYycSFc-nxIK6T72YSmf6WhH-96khcAvvIVj5oll8Y2HJQzXIBiVIbgPpJOgpkdVrHyEModS56YLczyCHOiU58/s72-c/Car+swoon.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-6355555703057159027</id><published>2010-12-23T09:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-23T09:10:47.553-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Christmas"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Happy Christmas"/><title type='text'>A Very Merry Christmas</title><summary type="text">Only time for a short post tonight - we&#39;re off out in a bit to commence the second day of festive celebrations (whilst still very much feeling the effects of the first day&#39;s revelries). I shall very much be relying on hair of the dog to get me through the whole experience.

Anyway, as this is the last post before Christmas day, it seems only fitting to use it to wish you one of these:


Hope you </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/6355555703057159027/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/12/very-merry-christmas.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/6355555703057159027'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/6355555703057159027'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/12/very-merry-christmas.html' title='A Very Merry Christmas'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIjEb2__QvkHZykk5yK7pVbbQlE9-ikuqlIzk_XYfZZvaPfalJbpyzKZI08jEHDtQqCW-FwAnSiboRfy8cb-h67qA1JlbSFJT22YbqMhtox_aMjE3BIkNMnMVqFtf3cFnqfaGZKnGkkjs/s72-c/Happy+Christmas.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-3897995006609467196</id><published>2010-12-21T13:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-21T13:55:47.832-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Christmas"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Christmas shopping"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Shopping"/><title type='text'>Christmas Shopping: The Hardcore Way</title><summary type="text">Thanks to the weather based distractions that have been bestowed upon us lately, it&#39;s taken a while for the Christmas spirit to make its presence known, to me at least. Whilst I was starting to wonder if it had abandoned its effort thanks to the treacherous travelling conditions, it finally completed its journey last week, thanks in no small part to the drunken event that was the work Christmas </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/3897995006609467196/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/12/christmas-shopping-hardcore-way.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/3897995006609467196'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/3897995006609467196'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/12/christmas-shopping-hardcore-way.html' title='Christmas Shopping: The Hardcore Way'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxlWgESxkKHe6uIb2RltKQhrP1RpD26teB1dm5yXEPwwzKFF5k6qfaMBNsV6WbemWNKlthqMz6kEMzMOG7kdnvBtpjf2hjH5bqe4oD1RQg2BNfXQclp2ZsmCy0T_Hxs4l4Th976bm_Vrk/s72-c/Christmas+party.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-7672321896293197217</id><published>2010-12-20T12:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-20T12:40:11.478-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Post delayed until Tuesday...</title><summary type="text">I had written about two-thirds of today&#39;s post, when I noticed I was staring uselessly into space on an increasingly frequent basis, each time snapping back into reality and noting that I had still not managed to type the words so essential to updating a blog.

I took an executive decision to postpone the post until tomorrow, so that I can stare into space without feeling guilty that I should be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/7672321896293197217/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/12/post-delayed-until-tuesday.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/7672321896293197217'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/7672321896293197217'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/12/post-delayed-until-tuesday.html' title='Post delayed until Tuesday...'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-5615883355879494351</id><published>2010-12-16T16:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-16T16:06:02.160-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Shoes"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Snow"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Weather"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Wellington boots"/><title type='text'>The Ugg Boot and other Unsuitable Footwear</title><summary type="text">Like most women I know, I love shoes. Shoes are the ultimate accessory and can make or break any outfit. This is why I have so many pairs (and Fiance will confirm that I am talking about a pile of shoes that could probably challenge Everest&#39;s claim to being the tallest mountain) - for every outfit I compose, I have at least two sets of footwear that are capable of bringing the outfit together, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/5615883355879494351/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/12/ugg-boot-and-other-unsuitable-footwear.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/5615883355879494351'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/5615883355879494351'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/12/ugg-boot-and-other-unsuitable-footwear.html' title='The Ugg Boot and other Unsuitable Footwear'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTurdF6ApVN5LPLTW2GKOilD1G7HwChxUuDTVmKBIhBXA_ece9fAIuQIBOzXsC7QWWfipoPmBBIxwPBLk1_Q1Ogx_jJ-xuQTzLSLFC5bJGpUgV_xnjja8L5QVXv5yPzIVAq_v0aGo2SC4/s72-c/Shoe+choice.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-1560121837675243089</id><published>2010-12-13T13:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-13T13:38:12.037-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Drawing"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Early Bird"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><title type='text'>It&#39;s not always beneficial to be the early bird</title><summary type="text">I got a bit carried away this afternoon with my drawing tablet and GIMP (which, in case you were worrying about following the link, is a free alternative to the extortionately priced Photoshop) and ended up spending none of my time creating visuals to accompany the story that I intended to post today.

Instead, I did this:


It was basically an excuse to work my way through all the tools in the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/1560121837675243089/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/12/its-not-always-beneficial-to-be-early.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/1560121837675243089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/1560121837675243089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/12/its-not-always-beneficial-to-be-early.html' title='It&#39;s not always beneficial to be the early bird'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5202/5258916412_153b78cb84_t.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-1676999273661651742</id><published>2010-12-09T14:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-09T14:33:26.666-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Herbal Tea"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Tea"/><title type='text'>Tea: why it is not an appropriate cure for everything</title><summary type="text">I love to drink tea. In fact, the only thing I like drinking more than tea is alcohol, and I have found this gets me exceptionally drunk if I try to consume it as frequently as I do a good strong cuppa. No-one bats an eyelid at me quaffing bucketloads of tea at 8 in the morning, not to mention that it is good for me, and can help me through the most trying of situations. There are certain times </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/1676999273661651742/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/12/tea-why-it-is-not-appropriate-cure-for.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/1676999273661651742'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/1676999273661651742'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/12/tea-why-it-is-not-appropriate-cure-for.html' title='Tea: why it is not an appropriate cure for everything'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRqL0XpVd9meyVxbz09sdBtbFAKZZtcVKMXde0SMLvLGZbsc5967Ygm41RxIZTTyjUI2KMcoqEO67uGrvqqqCNiyq_UhjB0-_k26ZuqFHS2g6egZo_HLQ4yGDBcqvCPGdibQNpevg3iBU/s72-c/Slippers.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-2738047946071238966</id><published>2010-12-06T14:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-06T14:16:31.806-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><title type='text'>Slugs, Snails and a Day of Laziness</title><summary type="text">Well, I actually haven&#39;t written anything to post today - mainly because I was enjoying a day of doing absolutely nothing, other than a little pottering around the house. It was lovely, but not particularly productive for blogging.

So because I don&#39;t want to break my Monday/Thursday routine, here is a little something I spent yesterday working on, made by special request for my sister.&amp;nbsp; 


</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/2738047946071238966/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/12/slugs-snails-and-day-of-laziness.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/2738047946071238966'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/2738047946071238966'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/12/slugs-snails-and-day-of-laziness.html' title='Slugs, Snails and a Day of Laziness'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9yM4WlkPrpAHMXQIwN36dcHr7sCHkKnDd9E5EsWJ8sIwJ3d750TvTEglz8dOCv9KtW7vGF6dObAVhFyX21C2J77FOidg8v-bPe4A7wSTvoGquWm4m85NbtSV4wXpLaOhrVX94HHM0DD4/s72-c/Help+the+homeless1.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-6346190035549333926</id><published>2010-12-02T13:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-02T13:15:29.574-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Avalanche"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Snow"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Weather"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Winter"/><title type='text'>Winter: Stop Throwing Tantrums</title><summary type="text">I believe I have proof that Winter is reading my blog. 
In my last post, I mentioned that our region hadn’t been hit particularly badly by the snow storms at the weekend. Since then, our region has become the victim of a relentless snowfall that has persisted on falling and turning everything whiter than it should be. 
On Tuesday, using the car to get to work was quickly identified as a sketchy </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/6346190035549333926/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/12/winter-stop-throwing-tantrums.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/6346190035549333926'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/6346190035549333926'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/12/winter-stop-throwing-tantrums.html' title='Winter: Stop Throwing Tantrums'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJlrTUEqBZ71ACCM5Ywu4MSFj2KDZLk5LmdAgYtinCqeFHHqlFxZuJ6Ktqjlnl-hRygUsS3ZUvND0TgvRA_KKV3dnKDfL2fvTGD8H3sjzxTsAzJB7UVwwiuvpBG8Yhn6qdd-7fZK4YBsE/s72-c/Run+in+wellies.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-7450869997027351502</id><published>2010-11-29T14:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-11-29T14:19:55.570-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Dining Out"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Food"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Restaurant"/><title type='text'>Posh Food Foiled: Part 2</title><summary type="text">If you read it, you&#39;ll know that my last post was a day early because I was about to embark on a fun filled weekend, complete with posh dinner at a fine dining establishment in Nottingham. I was very excited. 
Sadly, things didn’t exactly go according to plan, with the first problem making itself abundantly clear when we woke on Saturday morning to this sight: 
  

Damn weather. It’s like Winter </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/7450869997027351502/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/posh-food-foiled-part-2.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/7450869997027351502'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/7450869997027351502'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/posh-food-foiled-part-2.html' title='Posh Food Foiled: Part 2'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilNSdEB0EK-LPDu5ngtJFb4xhj9jDAD9yHQk94gWInpZxWDXPQ5-6kXcS913bbDKRtrc6dCYrWDNGkkMm1by55AzWYadkhuZaUvuIgP7iVUV5et89Ng691nn81mAJM1SVBuQFXIl9FxpE/s72-c/Snow.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-433557492766802887</id><published>2010-11-24T15:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-11-24T15:19:35.502-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Calendar"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Food"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><title type='text'>How come I never know the date?</title><summary type="text">Up until a few years ago, I did a job that entailed writing lots of letters to lots of people about things far too boring to divulge here. It was far from a stimulating role, but it did bring one advantage that I did not appreciate at the time – I always knew what date it was thanks to the number of times I had to type it out on any chosen day. 
I was able to respond with confidence when someone </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/433557492766802887/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/how-come-i-never-know-date.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/433557492766802887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/433557492766802887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/how-come-i-never-know-date.html' title='How come I never know the date?'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBZ6rPIPPql9vXhfCMdVRVR1Badi9Txo1-mulCsO-TAMUs1T-gwIVNFM2PBOnYCZAnnFu6swblWQwSBBCyFYlQCz-6zaakHbvxvU56dRCkdFIt3ojBmpTDyRhpt0Vwmq8DNI8Us-5cbzM/s72-c/Mi-phone.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-35926243266036275</id><published>2010-11-22T14:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-11-22T14:42:45.973-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Bad mood"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Grumpy"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Monster"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Narky"/><title type='text'>The Nark Monster</title><summary type="text">At 29 years old, I am convinced that there is a monster living under my bed.

Its name is the Nark Monster, and its purpose is to direct my mood towards distinctly grumpy when I wake up in the morning. I suspect it does this by waiting until I am obliviously asleep before swapping the signs which indicate the best side to get out of bed on any given morning.&amp;nbsp;   

Once the Nark Monster has </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/35926243266036275/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/nark-monster.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/35926243266036275'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/35926243266036275'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/nark-monster.html' title='The Nark Monster'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4eEFq4BnbABl7TlayjI5mn0-RpUuJPMqMKJwWN6bucTubj8dqrhLXx-6aakCuc2BQTlAOjyeDkM3mLahZ4OE7D8BwZ78c37iMru1sVeqKFbbG1256Z4CZnGdL42X6x3t76I1VEL-MY3Y/s72-c/Wrong+side+2.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-1126658616146487536</id><published>2010-11-18T15:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-11-18T15:27:48.062-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Cryptic clue"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Height"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Post man"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Short"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Tall"/><title type='text'>A Short Tale (and a cryptic note)</title><summary type="text">Standing short at 5ft 3 and ¾ (which I round up to 5ft 4, obviously), I am not exactly the tiniest person in the world, but I do frequently find myself living below the natural eye line of friends and family. This includes my ‘little’ sister, as measured by age, who quickly becomes my ‘big’ sister when measured by height. This is disappointing to me. 

It was not always this way though. I have </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/1126658616146487536/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/short-tale-and-cryptic-note.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/1126658616146487536'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/1126658616146487536'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/short-tale-and-cryptic-note.html' title='A Short Tale (and a cryptic note)'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhP-yidkntG3yEv6gvOvD_u95PbPwS2wF2AwNAmCrlqMAw4xARHf4qEIvcDYwLACsix5lJElFITqFXvULlIjGDl3k3e0jQlJOo5dcdbi5Z71mIPdNsfS4P1-9fg80cwmrv6Sd9hBk27ahA/s72-c/Short.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-3812875500760394684</id><published>2010-11-15T11:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-11-15T11:50:47.898-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Bad Idea"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Bikes"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Cycling"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Hills"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Unfit"/><title type='text'>My Last Bike Ride (the journey to Hell)</title><summary type="text">Let me be honest – I am probably one of the least fit people I know. I am not a member of a gym, I do not go swimming unless I am on holiday and I do not have a penchant for jogging. In fact, my exercise is pretty much limited to an energetic burst of dancing at the Christmas party, and lugging my wares around for hours on end during lengthy shopping trips.&amp;nbsp;
Oh, and sometimes I pop out a few</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/3812875500760394684/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/my-last-bike-ride-journey-to-hell.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/3812875500760394684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/3812875500760394684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/my-last-bike-ride-journey-to-hell.html' title='My Last Bike Ride (the journey to Hell)'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBupCKpX0lGsGg84VVDEme9nesu1qefPeyzF3Q3lyGQ-YtnNvwedTREnJeiFybfwaMpWgW8CchOmeXBTWiGxtOgk73A6td5jwomgrLQKLQ-_WeolQWowXlMtkCAtbP5mCjKM-V4TTJ_To/s72-c/Washing+up.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-102236081869320372</id><published>2010-11-13T08:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-11-13T08:08:27.899-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Baking"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Cooking"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Pastry"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Pie"/><title type='text'>A Pie of Extreme Awesomeness</title><summary type="text">As any readers of my last post will know, I got a little carried away when I went to the supermarket sans Fiance last week, and ended up bringing home a veritable cow’s worth of beef – some to roast, the rest to accompany the roast leftovers in a pie of significant size. 
Wednesday night was pie night, which meant two things. The first was that I would have to face my pastry demons and attempt </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/102236081869320372/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/pie-of-extreme-awesomeness.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/102236081869320372'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/102236081869320372'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/pie-of-extreme-awesomeness.html' title='A Pie of Extreme Awesomeness'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiEwGMcqHbULbSvqjY4sHldXc7IR8hi4r078qVRcPYDJ-fD4jaH-1Hz_7Myj4VsICqFkVjYw1h2afvB7xD_V-fFrCLsJyMwRpUVqrlEFj3BuLAlGcueu6VaGo8WGFbOST32qD0OVnbVj4/s72-c/Horrible+fingers.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-3163786382394148703</id><published>2010-11-11T15:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-11-11T15:04:34.368-08:00</updated><title type='text'>A post abo-ARRGGH WHAT TIME IS IT?</title><summary type="text">So I accidentally fell asleep on the couch and only woke up about half an hour ago, annoyed that I had slept through stuff I wanted to watch but more importantly, all too aware that I hadn&#39;t yet finished the post I started writing some five hours ago. Despite my best efforts, I found that waking in a haze of oh God, please let me sleep some more was not the most helpful mindset with which to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/3163786382394148703/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/post-abo-arrggh-what-time-is-it.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/3163786382394148703'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/3163786382394148703'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/post-abo-arrggh-what-time-is-it.html' title='A post abo-ARRGGH WHAT TIME IS IT?'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-4142844186262676018</id><published>2010-11-08T15:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-11-08T15:26:49.790-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Apple crumble"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Apples"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Baking"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Baking disasters"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Beef"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Cooking"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Pie"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Sunday dinner"/><title type='text'>Sunday dinner (and the Great Apple Fuck Up)</title><summary type="text">I volunteered to do a solo ‘big shop’ at the local supermarket yesterday, after a (partially) unexpected late wake up time made it impossible to shop and get back in time for the start of the football, a task which Fiance had previously requested we attempt to achieve. Given how infrequently he gets to watch his team on TV, and how excited he&#39;d been when telling me about the game&#39;s scheduled </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/4142844186262676018/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/sunday-dinner-and-great-apple-fuck-up.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/4142844186262676018'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/4142844186262676018'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/sunday-dinner-and-great-apple-fuck-up.html' title='Sunday dinner (and the Great Apple Fuck Up)'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZ4p2au-RlfKxBjP4YX38l8IRxc4dqBXtB5SiyoXXeGt2nRlORMLt903ks45D_RpLvNNjKjwM7oEOkE3frt0NE6liuE4N3ydI-rCXBGKzWbnSuToG4hgONcrvKd4_YuAS_IdJ0XO1nwa4/s72-c/Big+pie.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-3171729877945093472</id><published>2010-11-04T16:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-11-04T16:30:30.853-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Hair"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Hair disaster"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Seasons"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Weather"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Winter"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Winter hair"/><title type='text'>Winter: You Suck</title><summary type="text">As a species, I believe we are split into two firm categories – those who love summer, and those who love winter. I fall squarely into the former group, mainly out of a hatred for the nasties that winter brings. This is for a number of experience-based reasons. 

For starters, getting soaked is something that should only happen by choice:





It is not a pleasant experience to be made dripping </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/feeds/3171729877945093472/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/winter-you-suck.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/3171729877945093472'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1492677309555323141/posts/default/3171729877945093472'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bridezillacomics.blogspot.com/2010/11/winter-you-suck.html' title='Winter: You Suck'/><author><name>K Montagne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16134137888336850534</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2nyTncqZ9ZM/THvZVcods4I/AAAAAAAAAAw/BclyvaCJvfk/S220/Just+chillin.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgguDNAINUw66mJv5DrNLWvBRF2hF601WNnn0x7DjSOvVNJMtoHultdC50kqQOP7rr44mxDHcJdyWt91cKrOLZB6vJVDQwGFqvN7uCLetEHgTFhytQj9MeP3QRXs0kqxsjKBM5TlflgPVw/s72-c/Shower.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1492677309555323141.post-5086619363294345937</id><published>2010-11-01T10:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-11-01T11:03:03.927-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Children"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comic"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Costumes"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Halloween"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Sugar"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Sweets"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Trick or Treat"/><title type='text'>Trick, Treat or Nothing (The Inconsistencies of Halloween)</title><summary type="text">It will probably not have passed you by that it was Halloween yesterday – the time of year when children dress up and run around the street begging their neighbours for sweets before racing home and crashing out as the effects of the sugar rush begin to fade away. 
Or do they? I’m damned if I can tell based on our experiences over the last three years.&amp;nbsp; 
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