Laughter the best Medicine

(Nearly) HDR'ed Nyatapola

2011-06-12T10:21:00.000+05:45

Nyatapola Temple is a famous landmark in Bhaktapur, made distinct by its tall pagoda structure and statues on the steps. I had a short excursion in Bhaktapur Durbar Square yesterday. The clouds made quite an interesting pattern and they looked even impressive when they were above the temple. I couldn't hold myself from taking multiple shots of the setup, and later, I turned them into an HDR later

प्रियंशा

2011-05-24T18:41:00.001+05:45

hotel encounter

2011-05-16T18:17:00.001+05:45

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."

Hell Delimma

2011-05-16T18:15:00.000+05:45

So a guy dies and goes to heaven. He's pretty happy with this, so he takes a look at how people are doing down in Hell. He sees a guy with a bottle of good beer and a hot chick. He asks a saint "Hey, this guy in Hell has beer and a hot chick! How come I don't?!" The saint says "You're not looking closely; the bottle of beer has a hole in it and the chick doesn't."

Lobsters

2011-04-26T16:57:00.000+05:45

After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come done to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of

Fart problem

2011-04-24T10:41:00.000+05:45

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week." Next week an

Pierre the Fighter Pilot

2011-04-24T10:11:00.000+05:45

Love is in the air. "Pierre, kiss me!" says Marie. Pierre grabs a bottle of wine and splashes the wine on her lips and kisses her. "Why did you do that?" she asks. "Because I am Pierre the fighter pilot, and when I have red meat I have red wine." Now things are heating up a bit. "Pierre, kiss me lower," says Marie. Pierre tears open her blouse and splashes white wine on her breasts and

Two fleas

2011-04-15T17:03:00.001+05:45

Two fleas were hanging out one day, and one told the the other about its night. "Hey man, I had a great time last night, I went to the symphony, and I had the best seat in the house, in the conductor's beard. Things were cool until the second movement, when he sneezed, and I was flung into the soprano soloist's cleavage. That wasn't bad , nice and warm and all, but she got all worked up and

Bank Robbery

2011-04-15T16:57:00.001+05:45

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife

3 Dogs at the Vet

2011-03-10T18:18:00.001+05:45

3 Labrador retrievers (chocolate, yellow and black colored) are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation. The black lab turns to the chocolate and says, "So why are you here?" He replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything -- the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed." The

poetry competition

2011-02-14T15:40:00.000+05:45

The National Poetry Contest had come down to semi-finals between a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were both given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu” First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He confidently stepped to the microphone and said: “Slowly across the desert

Speed of your motorcycle on different stages of your life

2011-01-28T13:22:00.002+05:45

Speed of your motorcycle on different stages of your life: no girlfriend: 70-80 kmph yes girlfriend: 50-60 kmph after engagement: 40-50 kmph after marriage: 30-40 kmph after having kids: 20-30 kmph

funny facts

2011-01-14T10:30:00.001+05:45

did you know?? It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average

Vote for me!!!!

2010-12-28T15:58:00.001+05:45

I have this photo in a photo competition in facebook. Please 'LIKE' my photo to vote for me. The link of my photo is: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=178156915542704&set=a.176349322390130.39589.121666784525051 Remember, you will have to 'LIKE' Parcha Production first to vote. The link of Parcha Production is: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Parcha-Productions-FunLimited/121666784525051

Stuffs wife doesn't use

2010-12-27T16:46:00.001+05:45

A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband called out, "Perhaps you should hear how all this came about... I was driving home on the highway when I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled. I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had

Sad Month

2010-12-09T10:22:00.001+05:45

A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?" The man said, "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month." The bartender said, "That should make you happy." The man sadly shook his head and said, "Not when the month is up today!"

Pee in the bar

2010-12-05T12:00:00.001+05:45

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then says to the bar tender, "I'll bet you one-hundred bucks that I can pee in this cup from straight across the room." The bar tender says, "You're on." The guy then buys two more drinks, and puts his money on the table. The guy then goes across the room and pees all over the place not once getting it in the cup. The bar tender takes the money and

Generous lawyer

2010-11-25T11:51:00.001+05:45

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food.", The poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then." "But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you,

Taste Test

2010-11-22T12:30:00.000+05:45

A teacher was having a tasting day where she would put candy in the kids' mouth and they would guess what it was. She went to the first little boy and put a Hershey's Kiss in his mouth. "Can you guess what it is?" "I don't know," said the boy. "I'll give you a hint. It's something your daddy asks your mommy for every morning." The girl next to the boy says "Don't eat it. It's a piece of ass."

Good friends, best friends

2010-11-22T12:19:00.001+05:45

"Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh" "Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry" "Good friends will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting right there next to you going, 'Damn, what did we do?'" "Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will

Fun in bed

2010-11-15T11:36:00.001+05:45

A girl named Betty asked her very hot mother (with very HUGE breasts) for her to take a shower with her. The hot mother said no. "IF YOU DON'T LET ME TAKE A SHOWER WITH YOU MOMMY, I WILL SCREAM SO HARD I WILL TURN BLUE, AND AFTER THAT, I WILL RUN AWAY FROM HOME!" Screamed little Betty. So, her mother said yes. "In one condition, you don't look up, nor down." Betty agreed. Later, in the shower,

1000 pounds of dynamite

2010-11-09T14:02:00.001+05:45

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says,

Three friends

2010-11-09T13:55:00.001+05:45

Three very good friends named Barry, John and Rob were stranded on an island. One day they all found a lamp and rubbed it. Lo and behold, a genie apeared and gave each of them one wish.Barry thought for a second and then said,"I wish i lived on a island with twenty hot, horny chicks in a big house." John thought long and hard and then said,"I'm sick of the island so I wish I was in a big city

Lunch pack

2010-11-02T13:54:00.000+05:45

An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off too."

The Tiger

2010-10-31T10:42:00.000+05:45

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich,